I thought about Kayne's motivational coach vibes and I was unstoppable
(well in my head it was funnier.... also malevolent sns au? lol gotta think about it)
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INSPIRING WORDS
Penny: Would you like to hear some inspiring words?
Jaune: At this point, yes, please.
Penny: Sensational! Please wait...
Penny: (Eyes blinking, Hops) Here you are!
First, they think of you. Then, they bury you. And then, they sodomize you.
Jaune: ...WHAT?!
Penny: Would you like another?
Jaune: Uh, sure?
Penny: Sensational! Please wait...
Jaune: What was that last one-
Penny: Done!
Rule #5: If you actually want a paycheck, surrender.
Jaune: I- What?! What are these quotes?! Weren't they supposed to be inspiring?!
Penny: I have another ready!
Jaune: No, that's fine, I-
Make sure your butthole is human.
Jaune: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
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Typical motivational quote that feels meaningful but is like, nonsense
I can think of a few ways
Oh now *This* is gold
This feels like a Steven Moffat Sherlock TV Quote
And *This* feels like a quote *About* Steven Moffat Sherlock TV
This is a wild fuckin mysogyny
Yep!
This is a Republican meme that gets passed around on Facebook
And for our grand finale
Absolutely fuckin Poetic
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I WAS USING INSPIROBOT AND GOT THIS IMAGE
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Inpirobot? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
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