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minty-mumbles · 18 days
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Linked Universe" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
Me, 5 minutes later: Dude I swear I just saw a huge black lizard make a portal through space and time
My buddy Hylia pacing: I think the heroes are trying to unionize
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somewhere-on-knowhere · 2 months
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"Nebula is in love with Peter Quill," I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence in the room.
"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row stands: Karen Gillan herself.
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samsayswhatever · 16 days
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Actually I lied I don’t like sex put your clothes back on today we’re going to talk about CHARACTER ARCHETYPES, TROPE SUBVERSION, and MARTIN K. BLACKWOOD
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bumblingbee1 · 3 days
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If Dutch Van Der Linde has 0 haters, I'm deceased
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groose · 11 months
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desire-mona · 2 months
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back at it again (already uploaded it to pinterest myself before one of you slimeballs gets an idea)
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wellwatersurprise · 2 years
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idk if this has been done before but. you can’t tell me this quote isn’t Them.
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broke: actors who can't/won't play gay characters because they're hung up on their own heterosexuality
woke: actors who play gay characters and really deep-dive into the queer aspects/nuances
bespoke: actors who are just delighted to show up on set and flirt with their hot costar, whoever that may be (man or woman or neither or all of the above)
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lastoneout · 4 months
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rip Dr. Ian "Life Finds A Way" Malcom you would have loved the Gävle Goat getting eaten by birds
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daz4i · 8 months
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bones: i love all my children equally. dazai, old man yaoi, and... *reads smudged writing on hand* octo gay wah
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deranged-and-crazy · 7 months
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What if we…
writhed on a dirty bathroom floor and cut our feet off together…
haha just kidding….…unless…?
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captn-lovelace · 4 months
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me when the 30th disco elysium fic in a row has kim and harry fuck but the next morning kim says it’s unprofessional and they have to pretend nothing happened until he slowly opens up about why he cares about professionalism and harry forgives him and they confess their love and then, idk, die in an apocalypse or start a revolution or something
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starry-bi-sky · 9 months
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just wanted to say that your thomas wayne au is making me swoon - baby bruce is the most adorable baby ever and they love each other so much 😭
(I saw you mentioned them meeting canon dc and I think everyone of the batfam would be unwillingly won over by this adorable baby and their grandad (and adult bruce would either be paralysed by emotion or start crying or both)) (and maybe there is no martha wayne, simply thomas and alfred raising the cutest and most troublesome baby 😏)
Aaaaahhh I'm so glad you like it 🥺 i love making aus that have the emotional effect of a gut punch on the Bats 🥰 its why 'Danny being a variant of Jason' is such a fun little au I have that I haven't shared here since its pretty convoluted imo.
And i absolutely agree you have it down pat that the canon DC Batfam would be unwillingly won over by Baby Bruce and Danny/Thomas frfr. Danny is so protective and affectionate with his little guy, and I have a personal headcanon that he teaches Bruce how to play piano after discovering an interest in it once he's adopted by the Waynes. (OH and when Bruce is older Danny sits him out in the gardens or on the roofs and shows him how to find constellations)
Danny finds out that the bruce in this world grew up without his parents and starts side-eyeing him HARD bc he wants to be affectionate to this version of His Boy but he doesnt want Bruce to react negatively to it
I'll also tell you a secret: the day Danny and Bruce are transported into the canon universe was the day Danny and Bruce were meant to end up in crime alley :) they were just about to leave the manor.
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voluptuarian · 11 months
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tag yourself: early modern revolutions
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beehindblueeyes · 2 years
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Therapist: Haunted house finney isn’t real he can hurt you.
Haunted house finney:
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