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gayemeralds · 8 months
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every time i post something about sonic & eggman’s relationship before sonic 1 (1991) i feel the need to clarify i don’t believe in eggdad. they would definitely kill each other. they’ve tried multiple times before. eggman did not raise sonic. but the fact of the matter is that eggman befriended sonic under the guise of getting him to find the chaos emeralds, and for a split second felt a real friendship with him. sonic was eggmans first friend, and eggman was sonic’s first friend. they made each other. they named each other. and it only fell apart when eggman decided that friendship wasn’t good enough. that he still wanted to conquer the world and didn’t care how many bridges he burned getting his way.
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dannyphannypack · 8 months
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my college professors just think i like writing about ghosts. they have No Idea
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dahliamorena · 8 months
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Lupita’s a plant gal in case anybody wanted to know!
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kittybricks · 29 days
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“Ao3 is down” come up with fanfictions in your mind girl
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frownyalfred · 1 year
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Not to subtweet on main, but if you don’t like someone’s post/interpretation, you actually don’t have to respond. You can just keep scrolling.
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purpledisastertwin900 · 5 months
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Pro tip to spice up the holidays!
To annoy your family members, tell them you live in Spain without the A. When they foolishly ask, “you live in spin??” Break out in singing the Weekend Whip as loud as possible. This will serve to annoy them.
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faunthekid · 1 year
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why doesnt d’art ever put his hair in a half up ponytail. why is god so cruel
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spagoola · 1 year
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Talking to girls is easy. Wait for them to talk to you to see if their interested, you gotta make the first move to let them know you’re interested, don’t sound too eager, don’t be too nice, don’t be an asshole, don’t seem too interested, make sure they know you’re interested, ask about them, no follow ups because again you don’t want to seem interested, don’t talk too much, talk so they don’t think you’re boring, be a little boring as if you’re mysterious, don’t be too mysterious incase they think you’re a serial killer, don’t look them in the eyes, don’t notice their existence, run away, never look back.
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kanachaka · 5 months
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YOOOO SEEING THE PHASE METHOD BECOME A THING IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I MADE A POST ABOUT DOING EXACTLY WHAY IT SAID A WHILE AGO LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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finalwoman · 1 year
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I don’t even care she literally saved my life with this one
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that-one-fellow · 9 months
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Why didn’t Sisyphus just put the boulder on one end of a seesaw and put a big anvil on the other end? Is he stupid?
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usbotthrills · 2 years
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It’s important on this day not to think about the marauders, to not think of James potter, answering the door, thinking it’s his friends. To not worry about Lily, waiting for James to come back from the door, thinking him and Sirius will emerge only for the worst to happen. To not feel the pain of Sirius as he realises most of his best friends are dead and that Peter betrayed him. That Remus will now have to go through the full moon alone, without any comfort. Just don’t think about it.
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miningforsmiles · 10 months
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You know. It’s nights like tonight that make me wonder why I didn’t go through with offing myself back in high school.
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temper-temper · 1 year
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How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?
Depends on what I need to do but anywhere from 15 minutes to maybe 2 hours? 2 hour days are usually taking a shower and putting on makeup while 15 minute days have my clothes already set out and no makeup being applied.
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lil-katz · 1 year
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i simply want everyone to know i’m a nice person. unless i don’t like you then fuck you.
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chiefguideandcentre · 2 years
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PS freaking A: If you receive an ad letter in the mail from a business and you decide you don’t need it, don’t like it, don’t want anything to do with it, then just throw it away and go about your day, there done. You don’t need to call them and bitch out the poor person that answered the phone, accusing them of blackmail (blackmail?? Still can’t figure out how that comes into play at all) and accusing them of bad business and everything else under the sun. It’s not an issue, it’s really not. Like I’m sorry you clearly don’t understand what this is and are throwing around terms you heard in a movie once as if they actually apply to the current situation but there is no reason to bitch at me just bc you are an idiot and refuse to listen 😡
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