#it's gonna get bumpy yall

[shiplessoceans]

I was baffled by this plot direction with Eddie same as you fam...

But I'm also SO intrigued.

Remember how this season started? WIth Christopher two-timing girls from school and Eddie being like "Oh no who did he get this from?"

Chris is emulating his father.

He got this from Eddie.

Not because he thinks his dad is a cheater, but because Eddie has set an example of how relationships with women work.

In Christophers early childhood his dad was always away and his mum was sad and struggling to cope. Then his dad returned and his mum suddenly left. Then his dad brings his mum back as a Christmas gift and bam, suddenly they're a family now. Not a family again, because they never been a family unit before. Everything should be perfect and yet something still feels off.

We know that while Eddie is ready to settle into married life, Shannon is not.

I personally think that when Shannon turned Eddie down, she did it because she knows that if not for Christopher being born, her and Eddie would never have stayed together. That while they love each other and Chris, they were never IN love and she wanted them both to have a chance at happiness.

Actually, come to think of it.... Holy shit... I don't think Eddie has ever BEEN in love.

Not that we've seen anyway!

He married Shannon because she got pregnant and every relationship he's had since then has been an exercise in Eddie trying to cram a new woman into his life and make her fit, only to panic, retreat or self sabotage when she doesn't. Or worse, when she DOES fit and he realises he doesn't love her.

Christopher has grown up and been there for all of this, and it's informing how he handles relationships with girls. As though they are interchangeable. As a means to fit someone into your life and make them your partner rather than find someone you actually like and who makes you happy.

I don't think this it's a coincidence we are where we are now at this point in the show. We've been building to this all season and it needs to happen because otherwise Eddie is going to keep repeating the same pattern over and over and over again for the rest of his life.

Going for 'safe' people he feels like will fill a hole in his heart while never allowing himself to fall in love so that he can never be hurt when they leave or he loses them.

He doesn't love Marisol. He wasn't in love with any of them. I think he loved Shannon but mostly because she was the mother of his child.

Eddie cheating is just another way this cycle is manifesting itself and once again he's going for a woman not because he's interested in who she is or getting to know her...but because she looks like Shannon.

Thinking maybe he can fix the mistakes of the past and be a different version of himself. This version of Shannon won't leave him and he won't abandon her. This one will stick around and yeah he won't love her but it will fix everything and they'll be a family right?

Eddie may not even be consciously aware that he's doing this.

Eddie needs to blow his life up and break this cycle.

Buck was a sex addict because he couldn't deal with his own self worth issues.

Eddie is a serial monogamist who can't let himself fall in love with anyone for fear of being hurt.

Interesting how their arcs mirror each other huh?

#trust the writers #trust the process #let the story unfold #enjoy the ride #it's gonna get bumpy yall #911 abc #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #911 on abc #911 speculation #911 reaction #911 7x07 #buddie #buck/eddie

[drunkeddiediaz]

#I mean we knew this right? #yes the actress sucks and I rather want Natalia back instead #but looks like she’s gonna stick around for at least a season so🤷‍♀️ #and with the screentime Eddie usually gets I don’t think we’ll see her that much #I hope so at least #just gonna ignore her 2 min screentime #I’m more intrigued by the directions they’re gonna go with E/M #cuz her acting sucks and they have -100 chemistry #it’s gonna be a bumpy ride yall

[rainysofsunshineao3]

12 DAYS GUYS

And today, instead of anylysing another Yasmina and Sammy scene, we're analyzing THESE TWO BAMFs!!!

OMFG, these two I can't with these two I love them so dearly my lord. One of my favourite brother/sister relationships of all time. Their so supportive of each other and have a "sorry I just threw you down a mountain, it's how I show affection :)" relationship it's the best dynamic ISTG.

Like, I think Ben is the only other person Yaz voluntarily hugs (Not counting all the time's with Brooklyn cause those were kinda out of like "I protec u").

Like, Yaz didn't really have a strong relationship with Ben before he became "Island Ben", but when she sees him, instead of standing in shock like Brook and Kenji, she just throws herself at him (In a very "Sammy-like" manner, if I do say so myself lol). She obviously cares for this boy, even in when he was "Scared-Ben" and before their relationship really took off.

And she CONTINUES holding on to him like a lifeline for a good 7 seconds (Trust, I counted lol) AND THEN SHE FUCKING-

She pulls him in AGAIN. And Ben isn't like, akward about it at all. He just hugs her back instantly, which to me screams that there were never any romantic interest between them (Sorry to those who ship these two) and honestly shows need more of this. Like, these two are the only ones in this series...

ok I take it back, no one has shipped Ben and Brooklyn or Darius and Sammy as far as I'm concerned, but they have such limited screentime together I can see why.

They're the only well-developed and HEALTHY non-romantic duo in this series.

But like, Brook, Kenji, and Darius all had this really...weird and unexplained love triangle going on. Like I swear I wasn't the only one picking up on Brooklyn and Darius in Season 1 and 2, but then it shifts to Kenji for no real reason. Then obviously Yaz and Sammy were hinted at since the very first episode lol, but these two.

They're not even really as sibling-coded as Darius and Kenji (Yet another ship that I hope no one wanted to sail because...ew. their brothers yall. BROTHERS). They're just...different. I really don't know how to explain it. Honestly the best way I can explain it is with these two vvv

Yaz would definitely call Ben "Dingus" and make a "You Rule | You Suck" board I will die on this hill.

And Yaz obviously trusts this boy with her life. Like, when they were hiding from the robo-dogs (Oh my god, the demodogs and demogorgons of JWCC, the BRADS and BRAD-Xs) she's leaning into him.

And then they think their gonna die and this snipped right here actually breaks and heals my heart at the same time 🥹

Yaz just clings to him and hides her face in his shoulder and Ben doesn't waste a single goddamn moment before he tries to shield her as best he can.

*Raine pauses and watches again for science*

Screaming, crying, sobbing over them.

Can't find the GIF for it, but in season 5 when Ben sees Bumpy on get off the boat and makes a run for it, Yaz is the first one who notices Ben is gone. She's looking around for him before everyone else and she's the one who asks "Where's Ben". It's the little details in their relationship.

There's a whole other post I might make tomorrow on the amazing wingmanship between these two with Sammy and Ben's hilarious misunderstanding of Yaz being Kenji's wingman (Still not over that).

I love these two so much, my babies :))) There's so many moments between them that I caught on my rewatch.

Can't wait for JWCT, I miss the children so muchhhh

Toodles!

#Raine rambles for a bit #yasmina fadoula #ben pincus #jwcc #jwct #them your honor #yasammy

[arlemangel7]

His only fold

Gambit x black fem mutant reader

Part two

When the car stops he realizes that he lost track of time in you, so he came up with something that would get yall out of here, hopefully...

"Listen I explain everything later but right now I need you to attack me?" You look him up and down alittle confused by this request but feeling the pull of the slowing down vehicle, and not wanting to pass up the opportunity to get your licks back from the man who got you in this mess in first place you give him a "hmph aight" nod and used the recoil of the stop to propell yourself forward into his lap from there you went to work slamming your fists Into various places from chest to stomach careful not to scratch up that pretty face of his to much.

He didn't do anything to fight back he just made exaggerated noises screaming out "can I get some help back here?, she's gonna kill me and I wouldn't like to die that way". The guards not paying to much attention just giving the *bang* "keep it quiet in there love birds" quickly picking up on his plan you decide to take a different approach "so your really not gonna hit me back what a joke" saying this she pushes his hand in in her hair directly on to a Bobby pin giving him a pointed look to pull it. "Aaow" she pushed his head in the wall yet again making a exaggerated noise. Hoping one of two things would happen he'd either uncuff us first and get out or the guards would come back here to separate us and we'd escape that way, "which ever happened first" she thought.

*click* off comes one pair of hand cuffs *click* off comes the other pair they slip both pairs into his pocket to prevent the *thud* of the fall. Out of the corner of your eye you see one of the guards pier back not wanting to draw there attention now "mmph" you kiss him hard keeping both your freed hands hidden from view "that's better I knew yall could get along" he says through a breathy chuckles. "Shouldn't we stop them" you hear the driver say to the passenger "why they finally stopped fighting and were almost there might as well let them have this especially where she's going." Realizing this would be your last opportunity to get away with out threat of back up you quietly pull back giving a pointed stare to the door he nodded.

Taking the bumpy road as and the cover noise needed, *bam*,*BAM* two good kicks to the door and it flies open "hey, shit do not stop this truck?" The passenger says the driver before he slides the door median door open to reach you two. But he was to late you both jumped out moments before her could grab either of you and with a tumble you were on your way.

High tailing it into the near by brush you make your way through the trees, down a hill into an abandoned church for cover. You make your way to the bishops office to sit down and catch your breath. "Phew, thought we never get away" he says leaning up against the desk across the love seat you had stretched across.

"Yea that did have me for a minute, now might I know who I have to pleasure of speaking with?" You say readjusting your fringe as you await his answer "people call me gambit but you ma cher my call me remi, remi labeau." He says in a slight bow "and who may you be ma cher?" You debate telling him your name but ultimately decide to because why not yall did escape together "y/n, is what my momma named me but the streets call me pinky, reasons being obvious." You say flashing your eyes which happen to be glowing now due to the darkness.

#character x fem! reader #black coded reader #female reader #gambit x reader #his only fold #x men

[wholesome-supervillain]

rant abt us politics/trump/religion, proceed at your own risk

“this is the only bible officially endorsed by trump” and who in hell does trump think he is? i would have no problem if he was openly atheist, even antitheist. but to claim to be a christian, and use that claim to advance his political whatever, while blatantly going against everything that makes up christianity?? this man’s claims are deceptive, extremely insulting, and to be frank, sometimes borderline blasphemous. he dares to call himself a christian but i don’t even think he knows whose name he’s taking. if he met christ himself he would probably spit in his face. i know he’s definitely not the only one using religion like that, it’s becoming a whole problem in this country, but the bible thing is just so… hang on i gotta find the right word

i’m just gonna say all of them that i can find. insulting offensive disrespectful demeaning degrading condescending infuriating flippant laughable pathetic hypocritical insensitive obscene appalling distasteful affrontive disgraceful… i think i was going for obscene. anyways

how did we get here? how is this a thing that anyone, much less a presidential candidate, can do and still have such a following? his followers are mostly christians, right? how can they not see what he is? i know some good christian trumpies. of course they’ve been lied to, of course they have different political beliefs than me, of course they have a different perspective. but this dude isn’t even a wolf in sheep’s clothing he’s just a wolf that says “baa” once in a while

not to be a doomsayer i think it’s happening. i think it’s finally happening. buckle up yall, fill up your lamps, this is gonna be a bumpy ride

[nyara]

clap

yall im gonna improve the world

clap

Im gonna walk into every billionaires office and convince them to give all their wealth away

clap

i have a plan trust me

clap

so im gonna walk right into their office

clap

clap

oh golly the road is getting bumpy cause i got me some friends who just cant get along oh deer when the team is getting grumpy the trick to getting through it is singing this song

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series

[ao3feed-stevebucky]

We're Just Friends, We Swear

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/diV8Co3

by finnfinny

Steve and Bucky have always been very affectionate with one another— even before they both eventually figured out they were gay after their own separate bumpy journeys of failed relationships —however regardless of how touchy they are with each other neither of them ever assumed nor showed any romantic intent between themselves. In their minds, they were just being friendly with each other.

Fast forward past their respective unconventional trips into the 21st century and after years of being hounded by multiple governments in between some near-apocalyptic events dashed in between, Steve and Bucky are finally back together again and can finally try their hand at a somewhat normal life like back before the war. Except once they warm back up and rekindle their old friendship and affections in this new century, the two of them discover that others will often assume things about the nature of their relationship.

Can't a guy just cuddle his friend without wedding bells going off?

Words: 4859, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Stucky Truther Fixation: Reactivated

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Various MCU Characters, various Avengers, Original Characters

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Original Male Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Original Male Character(s), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, (eventually will culminate with stucky)

Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, (<—tbh I hate the popular tag lingo #onhere but I'll play along so yall get what this is abt), post-IW/EG with several artistic liberties taken IYKYK, Two Gay Best Friends, very affectionate platonic best friends who often are assumed to be dating, (fuel for misunderstandings), slowly figuring out that their platonic feelings aren't so platonic, Steve n Bucky in the 21st century trying to live a normal life, Volunteering at a Community Kitchen, (and also meeting their modern day boyfriends), Steve and Bucky hang out with their distant relatives, (bc realistically they'd have some living relatives left behind while frozen), (& I dislike how common the protag w mysteriously no family trope is), (Steve and Bucky are gonna be the famous distant cousins)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/diV8Co3

#ao3feed #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stevebucky #stucky #steve/bucky #stevexbucky #fanfic

[thelastsaiyanprincess]

Such a cute ask game 🥰:First date,ballad,harp

💌@gigglesis

its super cute!!! i love it 🥰🥰

first date: describe your ideal first date.

somewhere quiet and intimate, where we can speak and hear each other clearly dinner is okay, museum dates are fun, but i usually prefer getting coffee or tea because it's simple and less pressure.

ballad: best love song?

i'm gonna keep posting this song until yall finally listen BUT:

harp: have you ever written a poem for a crush?

oh god. you don't know how many love poems i've written for people over the years 😆 i'll share one!

you were the blink of an eye, a wandering breeze upon my shoulder, a single kiss on bumpy brown skin. you were the late afternoon light shining on the turquoise waters of hermosa, soft and cool and fleeting. you were the two weeks of sun showers before the heat of the summer, the part of a stream that flows away with one touch. my ears remember the sweet somethings you whispered over your sheetless bed; my lips miss the smiles you gave them. the ghost of you is still in me; invisible, but plain to see. - d******

#asks #gigglesis #ty for the q's! #sorry for posting cringe on main 😔

[whumpfessional]

ok let’s go two hours until whumptober ends so let’s fucking go. All in one post, no edits, who knows what will happen. None of this is canon until i change my mind later.

cw: anything potentially related to these tags, I don’t do non-con sex, graphic sex or pet whump but other violences are all on the table, Circe comes up so maybe slavery

2 – Cornered, caged, confrontation 9 – sleeping in shifts, tossing and turning, caught in a storm 18 – “Just get it over with”, treading water, “take my coat” 22 – toxic, withdrawal, allergic reaction 25 – lost voice, duct tape, “you better start talking” 31 – comfort, bedside vigil, you can rest now

EDIT: will do a bigger edit later but graphic descriptions of wounds, mention of memory wiping, kinda epipen type things but make it sci fi,

so yeah, no worries if you don’t want to read. I’ll come back to tag it later but I have to get this out first.

18- just get it over with, take my coat.

Circe's chest spasmed and rasped as it began to react in horror at the metal pike bursting through her chest. She barely had to lower her head to metal gleaming with her blood and oh god, flesh. Chain lighting slashing around her caused the enemy holding the pike to drop. The full weight sunk into her torso and she fell forward, mouth open in a look of horror.

Sand whipped rapidly around them, trapping them into as far as their visors would let them see.

Lazarus team quickly brought out the big guns after they heard her go down., fireballs and rockets exploded across the ravine. Molus managed to sprint up to her, snapping fingers in her face and testing her resposes. He brushed a build up of sand off of her. Clearly not happy, he muttered under his breath before ramming a needle in her leg.

A cold burning shock jolted up over her skull, down to her toe pads. It jerked open her eyes, fulling coming back to the situation. She screamed as the torn, damaged nerves along the pike prickled with the same icy heat. "FUCK!" Circe screamed, coughing at the dirt that quicky filled her mouth.

"There you go, needed you back here for this next bit." Molus's mouth piece flicker almost gleefully with his words. Tapping on his helm, his voice crackled over the comm channel. "Eh, Sarrath, gonna need you down here buddy."

"Roger," the Quarian's voice prickled over the comms. The jet packed figure emerged from the haze of the battle, landing down beside them.

Arrpur and Fraxa held the front line, pushing their way outwards to create a bubble around the fallen comrade. Dust clouded the Biotic energy explosions across the battlefield, diffusing the colours of green and blue. Arpurr charged out of sight, war hammer half lowered on an unprepared foe. There was a pile of rubble which Molus had somehow helped her fall to the side.

"Right," Molus turned to Sarrath, gesture at the pike. Circe lay somewhat on her side, tilted backwards slightly so the handle could rest on the ground. The sharp end stuck out of her chest at a downwards angle. From the sucking noise her chest was making, she could tell that it was a matter of moments before she was out.

"We have to be careful, or else it's gonna be a bumpy ride-" Molus crouched down next to Circe. He seem to take the time to examine the situation. "See here, what I'm worried about is-"

"Just get it over with!" Screamed Circe, anger and pleading cracking her voice. Darkness crept into her eye around the edges, narrowing her gaze so that her team mates faded out of view.

(yall im so tired there are gonna be so many spelling errors)

"-No, cut here-" bump bump "-need Arrpur to pull probably-" bump bump "-RAXA!"

The shifting clouds of red above reminded her of the sky before a sandstorm back home.

bump bump

Home? "OKAY ON THREE-"

bump bump.

She opened her mouth to let loose a horrible scream but the limited air in her lungs only allowed for a whistle. The body rejected the sensation of the cold metal being removed from the opposite direction. Organs agonized as the true extent of the damage was revealed, split veins free to flow, nerves that had never tasted the outside hit with a blast of cool air.

Another hiss of a pressurized needle. Circe blessed whoever invented medigels for the painkilling components kicking in slightly before the healing. She let out a gasp of air as she curled inwards, her inner muscles and lungs and bones rebuilding themselves in priority sequence, skin growing fast to keep the insides on the insides where they should be.

Six seconds after and it stopped. She wasn't dying but fuck, it might have been nicer to be on the way out. Callused, long fingers reached down to help her up from the sand, granting biotic healing that wrapped along her arms and absorbed into her chest as she was pulled up. Fraxa heaved her up, allowing her to lean on her tall frame for a moment before Circe doubled over.

Circe coughed, hacked some red clot onto the ground. She held up a finger and took a few more deep breaths before standing up. "Thank you," her voice croaked. A soft weight fell down over her shoulders and she looked down to see the beautiful Quarian textile patterns of Sarrath's poncho. They held each other's gaze for a minute before he gave a sharp nod, and turned back to the bloodied battlefield. The fabric snapped in the harsh wing, though somewhat protected her torso from the relentless elements.

Circe flipped down the visor of her Death Helm, the complete darkness of the visor allowing her to wince without notice as they prepared to move onward.

FUCK i have zero time management skills though that is a great piece let's go power mode

2- The girl sat pressed at the back of the cage, the metal wall behind her offering the only safety and comfort she could find. The rows of humans sat, waiting. So many bodies but the roar of gentle weeping and insane muttering ebbed and flowed. Some moments, it was just silence.

9- Jason blotted away, the name of his nightmare dying on his tongue. It took him a moment to recognize his surroundings, the artful wall hangings, mirrors, and easels covered with sheets. Allowing himself to fall back with a thud, he found Cly's warm body under the sheets, her brow furled from whatever dream she was lost him. At least if he had to be awake, he could be awake with her.

22- Two days and Cly was already reaching for the bottle of wine that they kept for guests. She had locked away her bottles, give the key to Pollux but the itching. The itching and the twitching and her brain saying oh just one sip won't hurt, it will make everything feel okay. It will take away the monsters and the pain. Castor would be appalled as she didn't even bother to decant, sipping from the open bottle as she carried it up to her room. The sting of alcohol hit her lips, the gentle burn of vinegar slipping down her throat. The edges of the world dulled and finally, everything was okay.

25 -

Pen looked up with a smile at the Mercy Officers, who had taken him aside at lunch, into a small inteview rooom "Look, Penance, it has you written all over it. Just tell us who you got the info out, it is necasiryy for your treatment. Come on, you better start talking."

The drow just shrugged, overjoyed to tell the truth. "Contrition wiped my memories of how to construct anything like that. I don't think I have any way of helping you officers." Pain split through his mind at the thought.

31 -

Hef rocked Circe in her arms, feeling the small teenager drift off in her arms. "You can rest now, darling. You are safe."

#literally finished at 1200 nov 1 but i don't care #whumptober2022 #I FUCKING DID IY #DID Y'ALL SEE THAT #WOOOO #no.31 #no.25 #no.22 #no.9 #no.2 #no.18 #circe #cly #jason #Pen #Penance showed up there! Didn't plan for that lol #Meet the rest of my mass effect crew i guess #they wanted to come play too

[sunnibits]

So sexy of me to have brown eyes and a tiny bump on the bridge of my nose I just think that-

#fake high confidence until u make it bitches #this is tumblr u get to talk ab how sexc u are #just gonna keep dropping random tidbits about my physical appearance for yall lmao #fr tho it’s such a lil bump but it boosts my confidence sm looking at it from an angle bc FUCK yeah I think bumpy funky noses are sexy so

[goth-oatmilk-latte]

tw im off my meds, upset, and violently reflecting on trauma.

father's day makes me so mad bc my dad was my best friend and there were a million people who deserved to die in agony from cancer, and my dad wasnt one of them. and yeah i wish death on others, even though it's honestly too good for them. there were better people deserving of the agony my dad went through, that agony should have been bestowed on my rapists/abusers, or anyone else's tbh. i wish it on all of them, and especially my worst enemies, and i dont care that some absolute cunt on the internet is gonna tell me "thats disgusting u shouldnt wish death!!" like yall always tell me bc cool I wish it on you too. eat shit, choke, and die. fuck you.

i got stuck with the bitch parent who told me "dont make a fucking mess" when she walked in on me, age 15, bleeding on my bedroom floor bc i cut thru several layers of flesh trying to kill myself. i needed compassion, therapy, medical treatment, and someone to honestly murder my abuser/rapist, bc i was trying to escape and that was the only way out...and instead i got "dont make a mess" and "you're such a drama queen" and then he beat the absolute fuck out of me later for failing. that was the same day i got put thru a wall. it could have been avoided if instead of "dont make a fucking mess" i was actually afforded concern and probably stitches bc I ended up having to learn how to stitch and glue myself back up so i wouldn't get an infection every time the cuts reopened. and even now they're huge scars on me, theyre still raised, still bumpy, incredibly hard, and still painful bc at 15 i had very limited resources. but that was all fine bc she saw me as dramatic.

why the fuck did i get stuck with her? shes an actual fucking cancer. ive had to endure every fathers day after with her telling me how after my dad died she had to do it all and i should be so grateful for her being "both roles".....except she didnt. she didnt even try. she was my worst bully after he died bc there was no longer a buffer. my dad may have been a shitty cook, but id have taken years of takeout meals or the few bland things he could make over everything she made me endure. instead i got a bitch who mocked me for being suicidal, depressed, who was one of the catalysts to my lifelong ed, the first person who called me a liar when I tried to talk about how i was being physically abused and raped, the person who still doesnt believe me, a bitch who doesn't give a shit at all if i do anything with my life bc it's never good enough anyway, and a fucking shit "mom" who holds her goddamn aint shit stepson in higher regard than her ONLY FUCKING CHILD.

fuck man.

[clearsky]

My Top Comfort Characters/Kins and My Main HCs For Them

(Note, not all my kins/comfort characters are on here, just the ones I have more than 5 hcs for)

CW: Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3), Himiko Yumeno (DRV3), Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA), Kyoko Kirigiri (THH), Tsuyu Asui (BNHA), Entrapta (Spop), Ibuki Mioda (SDR2), Celestia Ludenberg (THH), Funtime Foxy (FNAF), Peril (WOF)

Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3)

Nonbinary

He/They pronouns

Autistic

Chains and loose accessories are for stimming

Likes the feeling of silk and cotton

Can't stand the feeling of anything rough or bumpy

He likes collecting small trinkets and the bones of small mammals

Can't stand anything salty. He'll eat it but he certainly won't enjoy it

Dating Rantaro

Can flirt, but only if he doesn't try

Petnames are a hell yea

Gets sunburnt really easily

Group dates with Celesnaegiri and Ikuzono

Can't cook for s h i t

Had a scene kid phase in middle school

Went to the same middle school as Celeste and Maki

Knew them when Celeste went through her "I'm not like other girls" phase and Maki was a Band Kid™

Himiko Yumeno (DRV3)

Female

She/Her pronouns

Lesbian

Can force herself to fall asleep within seconds regardless of where she is

100% forces herself to fall asleep when she doesn't wanna listen/talk to someone

Himiko/Angie/Tenko relationship. I'm calling them the Traffic Light Trio

She likes taking naps in the forest

She prefers enclosed/tight spaces more than open ones

Has several hundred stress balls and squishies laying around

She overheats easy

Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA)

Questioning his gender, but goes by any pronouns

Knows he's Asexual, at least

Has no clue what his romantic orientation is though

The kind of person to carry treats in his pocket just in case he runs into a cat

Will stop to pet literally every cat he comes across

Great at reading people

Doesn't talk unless it's 100% needed

Hangs with Tokoyami, Jirou, and Denki most often

Aizawa has 100% unofficially adopted him

Fosters kittens

Not a big fan of physical touch

He is 100% in the bakusquad. Anyone who says he's in the Dekusquad is a c o w a r d

He and Tsuyu vibe

Knows a bunch of random facts

Dark humour? Dark humour

*skates backwards into his therapist's room slowly sipping from an absurdly huge cup of coffee* Candice you're not gonna BELIEVE the shit I just went through

In case I forgot to mention it, he skates

Kyoko Kirigiri (THH)

Mtf

She/Her

Bi with female preference

Burns go up to her shoulders/collarbone/chest

Prefers to just listen as opposed to saying anything

Knows a ton of random trivia about everyone else in her class

She keeps a notebook she fills with all the trivia

Doesn't celebrate her birthday. She just doesn't see the point of it

Doesn't hate sugar/sweets, but if given the choice she would choose literally everything else

Cuts her own hair

A cat person

Permanent dark circles

T-Tall 😳

Like,,, 6'1 at LEAST

Only person taller than her is Yasuhiro (6'3)

Canon no longer exist

Ahahaha healthy life habits? What are those?

Can't handle horror games

She's the kind of person you'd go to if you needed to rant but didn't want any advice

Polyamourous yo

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

She's a dom yall are just scared to admit it

Tsuyu Asui (BNHA)

They go by They/Them

Lesbian

They and Ochaco are dating

They like to hang with Shinsou

Which mainly just means the two sitting in one of their dorms in near total silence doing whatever

Can speak English and French as well as Japanese

Learned English from cartoons

Picked up French bc they thought it'd be fun

Prefers to stay neutral in the whole Bakusquad / Dekusquad thing

They're invited to all outings/events by/for both squads

They like puns

They're a dumbass but willingly, and for fun

Like "someone says they like dark humour and they'll turn off the lights before telling a joke" kind dumbass for fun

Great at poker

Likes Disney Movies

Very touchy once you get close enough

Not in a sexual way, just likes physical contact

Especially fond of piggyback rides and cuddles

Extreme fear of needles

Entrapta (She-Ra)

She/Her or It/Its

Doesn't bother trying to figure out whether she's cis, trans, nonbinary, or what

Was AMAB though

Short as fuck (4'7)

Strong as fuck though

Cuddle game strong

Physical touch is a fuck yes

Cuddles

Piggyback rides

Hugs

Anything where she's touching someone is wonderful in her book

As long as she's the one that initiates it

Anyone else touching her without her permission makes her freak

Prefers being high up

Makes it harder for anyone to sneak up on her

An ace at video games

When it comes to sexuality she just says she's Questioning

Ibuki Mioda (SDR2)

Any pronouns + Pup/Pupself + It/Its

No idea what their gender is otherwise

Biromantic Asexual

Just likes sexual jokes

Gets distracted easily

Has severe hearing problems

She's plays her instruments as loud as possible, with the amp right next to her, without ANY ear protection

It's caused some damage

She talks so loud bc she has no idea how loud is considered acceptable

Wears hearings aids most of the time

Several piercings and tattoos

Likes hearing things jingle

She has a bracelet with a few bells hanging from it

She'll shake it whenever she's bored

LOVES hair accessories

Ribbons are a particular favourite

Occasionally she'll hang little charms from her hair "horns"

The kind of person who never takes any pills/medicine bc she keeps forgetting she has to

Frequently uses emojis

Skates everywhere but she isn't very good at it

She keeps crashing into everything

Has broken every bone in her body at least 3 times

Most of which was bc she keeps trying to kick in doors and skating down the stairs

Celestia Ludenberg (THH)

Nonbinary

Any pronouns, mainly goes by She/They

Bi, 70:30

Collects mini hand sanitizers and can tabs

Has single handedly gotten Mario Kart, Mario Party, Monopoly, Uno, and Clue banned a grand total of 17 times (and counting)

The kind of person to purposefully target someone regardless of what game was being played

Favourite victim is Byakuya (bc he gets so upset about it and she finds that hilarious)

Mains Waluigi

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

Has several banned Twitter accounts bc whenever she's bored she'll start discourse on purpose

Hangs with Korekiyo, Ibuki, Byakuya, Yasuhiro, and Leon most often

It's a weird friend group but everyone's sorta gotten used to it

She and Byakuya gamble together occasionally

She tries to avoid it bc he'll willingly blow his entire fortune in an attempt to beat her

Autustic

Can't stand the feeling of water

Mainly bc she can't swim for shit

Horror movies? Hates them

Gets flustered super easily

Taka is her twin brother

Kotoko, Kokichi, and Gundham are their half siblings (Same father)

Peko and Toko are their cousins

She sucks ass at go fish

Fuck canon she's 4'11 now

C h u b b y

Freckles

Once she gets comfortable enough with herself she dyes her hair in the peekaboo style

Either black and red or black and blonde

Haven't decided yet

I'll be doing Celesnaegiri hcs as a seperate post but I just feel it's important for you to know that she expresses her affection verbally and is a very touchy person

Went to middle school with Maki and Korekiyo

Has horrible eyesight

She wears contacts most of the time but she always puts off buying more

After the 5th or so time she ended up blindly stumbling around a week after her contacts ran out Kyoko convinced her to buy glasses as well

Religious accessories yo

Like chokers and dangly earrings with crosses and pentagrams and shit

Likes wearing wacky earrings

Can run and do all sorts of tricks in heels

She and Mukuro are exes yo

Keeps her hair short so it's easier to manage

Hair never gets longer than her shoulders if she can help it

She seems like the kind of person who'd keep her bangs grown past her eyes regardless of how frustrating or inconvenient it is

She's a sub yall just don't wanna admit it

Funtime Foxy (FNAF)

I'm going on the record to say this

Funtime Foxy is genderfluid and that is that

Goes by Funtime

Any pronouns, They/Them most commonly

Plays music (keyboard and guitar mainly)

They and Funtime Freddy (Freds) mainly play with the kids

Freds mainly tells stories with Bonbon while Funtime more so plays one-on-one

Has nicknames for everyone

Circus Baby - Ringleader

Ballora - Bells

Funtime Freddy - Partner

Bon Bon - Bun

Peril (WOF)

I like both Nonbinary She/They Peril and Mtf She/Her Peril

They're both such good concepts

She's a lesbian, Harold

She only had a crush on Clay bc he was pretty much everything she was supposed to like in a guy

Gimme a moment while I force all my mental disorders onto this poor child

Autistic, Anxiety (Social anxiety, mainly, but she has most types), Adhd, PTSD

I'd like to reiterate yet again that She's a lesbian

Sunny and Glory were her gay awakening

Peril in Book 1: Damn, Sunny and Glory sure are pretty. Anyone would be lucky to date them. Clay would probably go for them over me. He would be stupid if he didn't. I myself would willingly date them over someone like me. They're just so pretty :(

Peril waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of arc 2: WAIT-

Rarepair alert but Peril/Sora

Peril meeting Sora: "Hmmm She's attractive. I would love to date her. Too bad I'm straight and in love with her brother lmao :P"

Peril, a mere month later, waiting for Ruby to leave Jade Mountain, pacing in her cave, running face first into a wall: WAIT-

I remember reading this one amazing story where Sora taught Peril to read/write and Peril found out she set off the bomb and comforted her/convinced her her run so that's canon now

Btw if anyone can remember what that story was called/what platform it was on and could tell me I'd appreciate it very much

I'd even be willing to draw a character of your's or make you an icon or something

I usually don't accept requests bc I get burnt out easy but this is a special case

She runs into Sora again sometime between the beginning of TOP and the end

I like to imagine she just goes wandering around

Anyway she confesses like a mere few minutes after running into her again bc Peril is just subtle like that

The actual confession takes 15 minutes and the entire time Sora is just sitting here like "👁👄👁 sure"

Bam Peril/Sora

Peril plans to keep it a secret for a little while longer but she spends 3 seconds around Clay and pretty much blurts it out

Clay, who wasn't even aware that Peril was a lesbian, is just "👁👄👁"

I wanna say Clay doesn't know what a lesbian is but in my canon Sunny is a lesbian so Starflight has already told him

Anyway he's super supportive

From that point Peril is sorta open about her sexuality?

Like, she gives Clay permission to tell the rest of the D.O.D bc she isn't about to risk being in front of them when they hear the news

(When Sunny starts actively seeking her out as a hang out buddy and Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight appear to tolerate her presence just a bit more afterwards she pretends she isn't confused by the change)

She's pink, white, and blue bc I said so

If you look at a certain angle in the right lighting her eyes, mouth, fire, and under her scales all look purple

But her fire is normally white and blue bc I said so

Also she pale as fuck bc in my canon their fire just sorta burns their colour away

You know how you leave something outside for too long and it gets sunbleached? Where it gets all washed out?

Like that but more extreme

By the age of 10-12 firescale dragons are just white with pale eyes

That's right not even the eyes are safe

Ram horns :P

I'm also fond of Peril/Sunny

Or maybe Peril/Sora/Sunny

But Peril/Sora is the main thing

On the topic of that bringing in my hc that if one sib in a sib group is fire resistant all of them are

She,,, She can change her scale colour

But only slightly and only if her emotions are strong enough

Bc I don't give a fuck about Darkstalker's scroll we were robbed of hybrid Peril

Unfortunately all of Peril's emotions are strong

Rainwing ruff along her head and neck

It's like a hood

It's mainly smoothed to her sides but when she's startled it flares out

RAINWING PUPILS

Y'all will know what those look like as soon as I get off my ass :P

She,,, She can mimic bird cries

Hates the summer

She has more than enough body heat already and the outside is just hot enough to add on and make her feel sick

She can somewhat control her heat but most of the time it's based on her emotions

It can go from standing-in-the-middle-of-a-burning-building-cant-see-your-nose-smoke-is-so-thick heat (Strong emotion) to Hey-thats-a-nice-cozy-campfire heat (Calm/"weak" emotion/Sleeping)

I'm just gonna make a different post with all my Peril hcs cuz there isnt enough room for all of them here

#Danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #trigger happy havoc #danganronpa goodbye despair #goodbye despair #danganronpa v3 #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf sister location #wings of fire #she ra #bnha #my hero academia #headcanon #korekiyo shinguji #amaguji #himiko yumeno #shinsou hitoshi #kyoko kirigiri #Celesnaegiri #Celesgiri #mha tsuyu #ochatsuyu #ibuki mioda #entrapta spop #celeste ludenberg #peril wof #Sora wof #Sora/Peril wof

[avellanas-nutty-empire]

I just wanna get this off my chest, but I love the thought of aexl meeting a girl on the cult bus and falling inlove with her. Then Travelling on the bus with her

All fucking hell I looked at this ask at almost midnight while trying to fall asleep and instead my head is swarming with Ideas for an entirely new axel x reader fic god damn it

Oh well... but I need to finish Silent Love first. For now, look forward for a future axel x modern witch!reader type thing cause that's where I'm leaning

I know modern witchcraft isnt really common knowledge for most people, although I did answer an ask that's was otto with a kitchen witch, I'm sure most of yall would need some clarification on the basics of witchcraft in order to understand.

Me myself am only a baby witch, I started learning because of quarantine so I have very limited knowledge that may or may not be entirely correct, but just know for now it's not satanic, we dont worship the devil, we are not evil automatically because we are a witch. Modern witchcraft has next to nothing to do with media portrayed witchcraft. We even spell the word magick with a k to signify that it is different from the make believe shit.

You dont have to believe in it, just be respectful. Concerning religions, witchcraft can be incorporated into literaly any religion ever (although wicca is, as I like to think of it, the one religion where witchcraft is basicaly its official form of practice put simply. Dont quote me on that tho, I hardly know anything that's just how I think of it) and you dont even have to use religion in it at all if you dont want to.

Theres many different ways to practice, and many different types of witches. Just know the labels arent gonna make or break your witchcraft career like the whole thing is very open. Theres a type of which (I dont remember right now) that is literaly a home brewed mix of whatever type of witchcraft you practice

Theres crystal witches, who use Crystal's,

Theres kitchen witches, as explained in the otto x kitchen witch ask, look through my Avellanaask hashtag to find it

Theres sea witches, who work with water and the ocean mostly I think,

Theres witches that specialize in like zodiac and asteonomy

Theres a lot, just know that. But you shouldent let the labels define witches just like you shouldent let race, gender, age, or religion define a human person. As I like to say, nothing is black and white. It's all a mixture of gray.

If you dont think this kind of reader fic is gonna be for you, that's totaly fine. Everyone has their own tastes. I'm gonna be mostly self portraying in it with my limited knowledge from my own witchcraft experiences. Not everything is gonna be completely accurate regarding witchcraft. This is gonna be a bumpy ride, but I wanna attempt it.

If you are still really confused on modern witchcraft but are interested in the fic, plz plz plz take the time to research about it. I wont be starting it till I finish Silent Love so you've got a while. Research is the backbone of witchcraft, since there isnt a set book or bible telling us about it and how it 'must' be done. I'd reccomend youtube searching a witchcraft series to get started. But DONT ONLY PULL FROM ONE SOURCE PLZ. I'll try and do my best to explain things in the fic since Axel will know nothing himself about modern witchcraft, but it still might be a bit confusing. Also the fic is not mean to substitute for real witchcraft research plz it's just a story for funsies. You wouldent go reading a fictional story about the irish to learn how to be irish, would you? No. It doesnt work like that.

If you are a more experienced witch than me (most likely if you've been practicing for over 2 months) and you see me doing or saying something wrong or misinforming plz plz plz call me out, I dont wanna mislead people and miss educate. I think this fic could be a great opportunity for people to get familiar with modern witchcraft so it scares less people. Hate is born out of ignorance and lack of knowledge. Even if you dont wanna read the fic, you could still go out and learn about witchcraft If you want to that's your choice. You dont have to commit to practicing it or anything, but knowledge is power sometimes, ya know?

I dont have a name for this new fic yet, but I will probably announce it (mabey with a like prologue thing if I can come up with one)

Also I'm so so sorry anon this is probably the EXACT OPPOSITE of how you thought I would answer this ;-;-;-;-; but ty for the inspiration for a new fic!!!!

#avellanaask #modern witchcraft #witchcraft #the swedes axel #the swedes

[seongwhy]

ateez reaction to their female friend sitting on their lap in a car

picture this: car ride, no more seats, you are one of the members friends so why not sit on their lap, ride is very bumpy

seonghwa

hes sweating. as soon as you agree to sit on his lap (not his idea - thanks wooyoung) he immediately feels his body heating up. he doesnt know where to put his hands and doesnt want to make you uncomfortable. but after a bit he gets used to it and just casually tries to rest his arms on your legs. but then the bumps start and hes shocked, dazed, confused, scared. he can feel your ass in those jeans bumping against his crotch. he feels his boner grow and hes muttering under his breath "oh god no" "pls god if you love me". hes blushing and doesnt know what to do. tbh I can see this going one of two ways 1. you feel his boner and ask him tf is up and he starts dirty talkin you bc yolo this is happening why not do something about it or 2. he "accidentally" throws you off of him onto mingi and pushes his bag onto his lap while avoiding eye contact and turning as red as a tomato

either way hed probably come to terms with his needs and fuck you once you reach your destination

hongjoong

i.......he.......you....... as soon as you sit on his lap hes //worried//. hes big eye blushing emoji (yall know what I'm talking abt). hes !!!!!!! and ¿¿¿¿¿ all at the same time. and when the bumps start hes SCARED. I feel like you always made him feel some type of way but he never realized it nor did anything about it. but, with you on his lap it's like hes just been awakened. finally the constant teasing by his members about your "relationship" makes sense. he finally gets it. he immediately regrets offering you to sit on his lap. hongjoong will awkwardly cough and laugh and is too scared to talk to you so once you start making conversation he shrivels up. hes normally very confident and cuddly and open so you're very confused. you're used to his arms around u at all times and now hes put his arms at his sides. you ask if hes okay and he looks at you with wide eyes and an open mouth and his voice cracks as he answers yes. you raise an eyebrow and bring his arms around your waist and rest your head on his shoulder. hongjoong is uhm how shall we say.... in love. hes shocked but then crumbles in your presence and confesses to you later !!!

yunho

yunho would be very excited about you sitting on his lap. hes very goofy and happy so hed be very silly and play around with you. yunho would wrap his arms around you and toss you back and forth and pinch your cheeks and the car would be filled with his hearty laugh and your sighs in annoyance (youre smiling but he cant see that) ((he knows)). when the bumps start coming hed get a little shooken up but ignore the feeling of your body on his and instead hed tickle you until you're crying from laughter and seonghwas yelling at both of you for kicking his seat and being too loud. youd try and read a book or sleep but yunho wouldnt let you. youd feel his hands on your arms and watch as he moves the limbs around. hed use your arms to smack a poor sleeping yeosang sitting next to you. overall a fun ride but hes scared of what's gonna happen on the way back (spoiler alert: boner town)

yeosang

when the idea of you sitting on his lap comes to, he just kinda nods and let's you get comfortable and then goes on his phone. hes very nonchalant about it. however when the road gets bumpy, he lifts his head from his phone and looks at you. he'll look you up and down and watch your body tits bounce. he watches as your arms shoot out to balance yourself when theres a particularly bad bump and he watches as you turn to him when he wraps his arms around your waist to keep you steady. you lean into each other and probably share a little kiss before getting noticed by mingi and pulling away. you talk a little bit about what's going to happen later and spend the rest of the ride sharing earbuds. pure

san

giggly boy!!!!! smiley!!! hehehehehehe the entire time!!! every bounce summons a hehe from him. every time you look back at him with a 'what the fuck' look on your face he just giggles again!!! once you say "nah fuck this enough of this shit" and go to unbuckle the seat belt around you two to go sit on another members lap, he starts whining and wraps his arms around you and BEGS you to stay. he pouts and baby talks "pwease y/n PWEASE DONT LEAVE" causing you to roll your eyes and hit his shoulder but you lean back into him. you cant say no to this giggly baby.

mingi

talks to you the whole time. mostly bc hes just trying to occupy himself with any other thought than your ass on his thighs. he doesn't really know where to put his hands so he just starts playing with your hair?? makes braids and distracts himself from the bumpiness of the road making your body grind up against his. he chokes when you move against him trying to make yourself more comfortable. when you decide you need to sleep and stop talking to him he cannot handle it. probably looks to his right to mouth "help me hyung" to san as he smirks and covers a laugh. you eventually notice his raging hard on and need to ask what is happening. it's up to you what happens next ;)

wooyoung

no shame in this boy. as soon as you sit on his lap, all his worries of staying friends fly out the window. he starts off with dirty jokes and bad pick up lines which have you laughing and joking with him (youre blushing a lil dont lie to yourself). he then wastes no time in wrapping his arms around you and massaging your thighs. he moves your hair to one side of your shoulders and sticks his head in the crook of your neck. he'll lick and suck and blow in your ear. wooyoung will whisper sweet nothings into your ear and move you up and down his lap. he fucks you at the very first rest stop. i mean he has needs, and who is he to even try and deny them? no shame

jongho

he really doesnt know what to do. like yeosang, he’ll most likely just ignore you, but he’s genuinely freaking out on the inside. a girl, is on his lap???? what kinda clownery is this???? so instead of talking to you, he talks to his hyungs. instead of looking at you, he looks outside. instead of putting his hands on you, they’re resting behind his head. he realizes whats happening to his body when the road gets bumpy and just tries his best to ....ignore....it. when you catch on to his ignorance and turn to look at him, he sees your head moving and immediately pretends to be asleep. yunho, whos sitting next to you, notices all this and taps you on the shoulder to tell you about jonghos considerably long lasting crush, to which he receives a slap on the arm by the seemingly “sleeping” jongho

#this was so much fun #ateez #ateez scenarios #ateez smut #ateez reactions #seonghwa #hongjoong #yunho #mingi #san #wooyoung #jongho #yeosang

[troybarnesbucky]

I woke up and decided to analyze each 9-1-1 pairing with regards to timing and also buddie

I just woke up and all im gonna say right now is this: this is long-winded but basically it takes a look at all the relationships on 9-1-1 and compare the timing and level of intimacy to that of buck and eddie’s relationship. 

at the end of season 1 of 911 I remember watching and realizing they were gonna push the whole bobby and athena relationship, and I was surprised, because I didnt think there was any preamble or much hinting to it. but I guess it made sense to me - they were both single, both in the same social circle, they got along. sure, made sense. and then season 2 comes along and they’re smack dab in the middle of their relationship and we have zero time to adjust to it as an audience, but once again, we quickly did (mind you, I did not watch it live as intently as a fan would, but I do recall a lot of episodes because my mom watches the show and I remembered a lot when I was catching up myself). at this point bobby and athena are happily married and I really do love them together, genuinely.

then, maddie comes along and there’s a bit more to the story. she has a lot going on, a lot she’s been through and we spend much of her first season getting to know her and watching her confront her past and create her own present. chimney had a bit of a rough start with relationships (.... tatiana, sorry love, but you could’ve had it all sis). her and chimney start out as friends but it’s very clear from their blossoming friendship that the writers intend for us to want a relationship for them, and we DO. because theyre adorable together and genuinely have so much chemistry and they’re good for one another. it’s a bit of a slowburn but we get there eventually, so much so that in the season 3 finale, we find out maddie is pregnant! which yes, did make me cry shut up. 

hen and karen had a rough start. even if they did look happy, they went through a ton of shit in the first and second season, especially the first season. which is fair; hen cheated on karen, and a large part of her storyline revolved around her ex and having to fight for denny. but there’s so much love between them, and a heavy history that is palpable through the screen. by the time season 2 comes around, they are a bit more grounded, and more so by the time season 3, too. it was interesting to think about their relationship is comparison to the others, which we watched blossom in real time. especially in season 3, because we see their love and support of one another during their attempt to have another child, and yes I also did cry when they met nia for the first time and no I will not elaborate. hen also went through a lot of shit this season; karen, despite what she went through, was and continues to be super wonderful and supportive, if a bit wary (but its okay because drunk karen and chim was a gift and we were well fed) for a second. their relationship is everything and also karen carries the whole show’s sense of humor on her back, I said what I said. 

then we have three more main relationships: michael and athena’s, which is over in episode 1; buck and abby (im not counting ali because genuinely she was in three episodes, im only looking at the main relationships for each character), which starts and ends in season 1; and eddie and shannon, which technically starts before season 1 and kinda ends in season 2 but then she dies. 

personally I dont think there’s much to add about michael and athena’s relationship. firstly, michael is a doll and if they hurt him in season 4 I will riot. but more so, the show gave us a LOT to work with in terms of their past relationship. also, it was interesting as a viewer, to learn about them from the bottom up. we see the tail-end of their romantic relationship and watch it get replaced with a genuine love and care for each other and their family. it’s a stark contrast to what a lot of shows on television would go for; it has a bit of rough, bumpy start, but by midway through season 2, they’re both on steady ground in terms of personal family life, and it’s actually a breath of fresh air. their dynamic is heavily surrounded by love for family, and we love love love that. 

I think with abby and buck we all liked it a little, at the start. buck was sweet to her and we see a change in attitude and an effort from buck that is clear to have never been made before. abby is also a pretty admirable character; she takes care of her mother, is incredible at her job as a dispatcher, and she struggles with maintaining personal relationships but still gives it a go with buck. and buck, from the start to end of the season, grows a lot, both independently from and surrounding their relationship. as a viewer I watched the show way later on, so I knew abby was leaving and honestly, I really did like her and their chemistry. as we go into season 2, we have buck, who is still living in abby’s place, and then the introduction of eddie.

so here’s the thing; this is where I was trying to get to. the show (the writers) made and continue to make interesting character and relationship choices. with eddie and shannon, there is a very clear closeness and chemistry between them that yes, does get revamped for a little. there is also history, which is very important and can’t be disregarded. but more than anything, we are looking at timing in this meta. eddie comes along in season 2 and there are a lot of things happening: hen and karen are getting back to normal, athena and bobby are suddenly dating, buck and abby are - despite what buck thinks - very over, and chim is single and ready to pringle, plus maddie is new and freshly separated from d*ug. as we go through season 2, we see development with athena and bobby, very clearly on their way to a stable relationship and marriage. hen and karen are working through things, we don't really doubt their relationship either. both maddie and chimney are single, and they become friends, and we very quickly, as viewers, realize where the writers are taking us and what they want us to think. 

so now im gonna get on my clown shit when I talk about buck and eddie. specifically, regarding the writers and their timing and why I think they’re either really stupid or actually very smart.

listen, everyone loves slowburn. hell, I'm writing a buddie au that will probably end up being like, upwards of 80k words and it’s gonna be a slowburn. buck, at the beginning of season 2, is in denial. im not gonna go through details but I will say that like..... okay, he’s heartbroken and thats fair. eddie, through means of “what a man,” is introduced and within one fell swoop, buck is immediately jealous and then like, twenty four hours later, they’re besties. tea. totally fair. in terms of timing, especially regarding relationships, there really aren’t many things to note: buck goes through that weird thing with taylor kelly, eddie goes through his drama with shannon, and when shannon wants a divorce, it kinda all goes to shit. by the end of season 2, we have buck trying to move on (and also nearly dying by means of a firetruck but thats not my point but also writers wtf) and dating ali (guys how do you spell her name lol) while eddie deals with the aftermath of his (ex, technically but I don't know if its mean to say that) wife. there are more than a few moments between buck and eddie that hint to a potential romance and feelings, like the santa scene and multiple others. then, season 3 is very very interesting. 

buck and ally(? seriously I don't know) are broken up, eddie is focused on christopher and actually, also buck, and then the tsunami happens. there is also not much going on in terms of other relationships on the show; maddie and chim get their shit together while also having a crazy season starting and ending with talking about having kids with a brief intermission of “I cant say I love you” and nearly dying on both parts and albert appears lol (and then disappears, too?? wtf). athena and bobby are pretty cool, hen and karen are trying for kids and hen wants to be a doctor. we have some others, like josh, who go through too much shit for my liking and deserve better, and michael, who...... deserves the world. 

okay. cleared that up. but timing-wise, if we look at the writers and their regard for timing, then we see this: any time two characters are single and there’s an ounce of friendship even hinted, they end up together. fine, that’s fair to say because we’ve seen it, right? after the tsunami, which is a WHOLE OTHER thing im not getting into, we have the lawsuit, eddie fighting, lena bosko (yall can be mad but she was hella cool), hen killing that cello (I think) player, michael getting sick, wow this season was fucking insane holy shit.

but in terms of character relationships and timing, a lot goes on with buck and eddie. in this one season alone, we go from eddie being the first one to hug buck at his surprise party and christopher giving buck a card with “bff” on it, then buck almost dies (again) and eddie is, quite frankly, the only one who takes no crap from him after he quits and then the tsunami and buck literally tearing himself apart to find his best friend’s son and collapsing at the sight of them reunited and then “there’s no one I trust more with my son than you” (is that the quote, I don't know it by heart) and THEN heart eyes, and then the lawsuit and supermarket and “you’re exhausting” and “christopher misses you” and “I couldn't even call you to bail me outta jail” and then the “I’m hearing a lotta ‘I’s, buck” and “I forgive you” and then the Infamous Kitchen Scene and me endlessly screaming WHY WAS BUCK’S HAND ON HIS BELT LIKE THAT? but also very pointedly I will say eddie fighting specifically when he can’t talk to buck and then it stops around the time he can hmmmmm. and also “this is eddie’s house im not really a guest here” then the fuckaifajfgkjfglgakjdgag tunnel collapsing and buck literally, once again tearing himself and everything apart for a diaz, digging with his bare hands and the defeated look on his face and refusing to think about eddie dying and eddie very nearly dying but then recalling christopher, his family, buck, then christopher and buck, then christopher and buck again, then a rare shannon appears, and then it’s just-

okay. OKay. O K AY. ok. here’s what I think. either the writers are incredibly smart or just viciously stupid, or the third, lesser liked option, they know what they’re doing and don’t give two shits. they are sitting on, and quite frankly they have created, a fucking goldmine. but in terms of timing, and relationship choices, we have eddie and anna(?) as a brief thing that will either reappear in season 4 or never be touched again, then abby’s lame-ass apology that was just her attempting to justify her actions by claiming she simply just should’ve told buck sooner. but a lot of this season explores buck’s loneliness, and in a way, too, eddie’s. 

yes, eddie has christopher, and the others? they have families and significant others. buck has no one (except maddie but you get my point) to go home to. I think, in terms of timing and thematic elements, this season took the time to explore the loneliness of two men, but also by doing so, only high-lighted their need for one another, their love for one another. in the past, that has lead to two couples getting together: athena and bobby, and chimney and maddie. 

so, my point is, season 4 is the make it or break it point. we got (weak-ass) closure with abby, eddie’s anger and regret with shannon (and yes, christopher), an exploration of both of their loneliness, and a very, very clear rocket launch of their closeness and dependence on one another, in season 3. it started with a lot and ended with closure on all extraneous factors that could have possibly deterred the two of them from a potential relationship. more so, abby is getting married and buck has no choice but to move on; he may not have loved her anymore but he needed the closure (and no I do not think it was good enough and I think buck deserved more but that’s not my point).

this can’t be read that much into. it’s not subtle, it’s not subtext. it’s very clearly there on our screens, with every small or big line. they mean a lot to each other. anyone with eyes can say that, has to say that. the problem is, what’s the intention? like, are the writers actually doing what I've just said, setting up for a slowburn, taking it season by season. you can look at it that way, and it actually doesnt take a lot to get to that point of a thought process. there is a HUGE, fundamental shift in buck and eddie’s relationship in season 3. there is a perceived difference in their friendship versus both their relationship with others and the friendship between others. denny doesn’t call chimney his best friend, “his chimney.” athena has never once told hen she trusts her children with her more than anyone in the world. 

there are a lot of interesting choices that have been made over the course of three season, particularly this past season. there are also a lot of possibilities for the upcoming season. we may see a return of that teacher, we might see buck fall into other women, we may see eddie not fully over shannon, or (hopefully not) an abby return. it’s just a matter of waiting, but there’s no denying the way things were left off; buck and eddie were both single throughout the entirety of season 3, considerably closer and not guests at each other’s place, both very lonely in spite of the people around them, closer to each other than the rest of the 118, both have a family member (or more than one for eddie) to keep them anchored. buck is, yes, more lonely, but they are both left off in the same place. my question, more than anything, is whether it’s intentional after all that’s said and done. and if it’s not, then why, pray tell, are the writers following their OWN very clear and self-fulfilled pattern of timing and relationships to an even stronger extent than they ever have? 

#buddie #911 meta #9-1-1 #911 on fox #911 fox #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #chimney han #maddie buckley #bobby nash #athena grant #henrietta wilson #karen wilson #michael grant #long post #but yeah #this is my thought process

[monohart]

idiot. (boyfriend!au)

ft. liu yangyang, cardboard rockets and plastic universes.

“come on idiot, i want to see you one more time before you leave.”

“you call me idiot again and i’ll kick you to mars.”

“makes sense that i go to mars… since you’re leaving me anyway.”

when you were met with silence, you knew that you hurt him more than you had intended.

“i’m sorry, boo i didn’t mean it like that.”

“my point is, i’ll miss you… i miss you already. can’t you tell kun to wait a few more days?”

…

“boo, are you there?”

“yangyang?”

“if you would take a moment to enjoy the scenery outside your room instead of nagging at me, maybe you won’t miss me so much.”

“i’m not nagging at you! i just want to s- …. oh my god.”

the moment you looked up and peered outside of your window, you were immediately met with a rickety old cardboard rocket sitting on your front lawn, with your most favourite person in the whole universe standing next to it.

you dashed outside without hesitation!! tears were threatening to spill but you honestly didn’t care

he looked amazing like always even though he was barely even trying

if anyone could pull off wearing a red beanie with a hoodie of that shade of green, with ripped jeans and timbs, ya bet it would be yangyang.

also he was doing the bare minimum yet you could still feel your insides melt

he jogs toward you and greets you with a tight hug. yangyang is like a really good cuddler and he probably smells soft like fresh laundry and flowers so that’s a bonus :))

you actually burst into tears already and you look up to see why he wasn’t comforting you but you see that he’s also teary eyed and when yalls wet eyes meet you both laugh

then he holds your hand and walks you to the cardboard rocket you guys, along with your siblings and the neighbourhood kids, built when yall were 7

yall rarely talked about it but it still struck you at how crazy it was that you knew yangyang since you were 5, and now, as young adults, you guys were in a serious relationship of almost 3 years

of course since you were already super close to him and there was barely anything you didn’t know about each other, but also given how familiar he was with your family and you with his, it was kind of a bumpy relationship from the onset

you saw all of his flaws, sometimes more than you looked at his perfections.. and he with yours. but over time you guys realised just how beautiful each others’ flaws were and fell in love just the way yall were

the old cardboard rocket was way smaller than you realised. it had been a decade since you last seen it in the liu’s garage and you were surprised they haven’t thrown it out yet

you knew your boyfriend came prepared when the back of the rocket was reconstructed so that both of you could sit inside for a bit.

yangyang hands you a large parcel that he somehow pulled out of thin air

he be spending too much time with kun!! all these magic tricks smh

he watches you with bright, excited eyes as you carefully unwrap the parcel.. you do so slowly and carefully because u didn’t wanna tear the wrapping paper and when you finally got it off…

there was another layer of wrapping

you glare at yangyang who feign a shocked expression

so you ripped the second layer off and it’s a box?!

inside the box was a see-through mobile of the solar system and beyond. but what was super cool was that it was homemade

you knew kun had access to a 3d printer at his uni so this must’ve been how yangyang made it.

of course it wasn’t perfect since jupiter was the same size as the sun but you still loved it and it was the perfect gift and very symbolic

“even though i’m away, you’ll have the whole universe to keep you company. pretty cool, right?” yangyang says as he watches you examine the plastic universe in awe.

you carefully put it aside and then straddle his legs, sitting as comfortably as you could in his lap in the back of the cardboard rocket

as you grab his collar to pull him closer, he gets the idea and holds your cheeks in a comforting caress as he leans forward to kiss you

as much as you wanted to lose yourself in the kiss like he did, you pull away briefly and he’s looking at you probably wondering why u did that

“you gave me a plastic universe, but you, liu yangyang.. you’re my whole universe..”

“omg no, yangyang don’t cry. if you cry i’ll start crying too.”

you wrap your arms around his neck and holds him tightly as he leans against the walls of the rocket. you feel him bury his face into the crook of your neck

“omg yangyang stop crying i swear i’ll-”

you didn’t get to finish your sentence because there was a loud snapping and tearing sound and the wall behind him disappeared and the back of his head hit the grass outside the rocket.

he looks up at you with stunned eyes

and you’re still straddling him but you’re panicking like wait oh no we broke the rocket...

the rocket!!! the precious cardboard rocket from your memories.. broken

when you feel his fingers in your hair and his lips on yours again, you forget about the rocket almost instantly

when yall finally pause for some air akdjnd yangyang laughs at how much of a mess he made

like literally your faces were smudged with tears – mostly his – and u were wearing a bit of lipstick which was all over the place now.. and your hair was a whole mess, his beanie had fallen off someway along the way.. the picnic mat was a poor crumpled heap at the side.. there were pieces of carboard and styrofoam and dust… lots of dust.. floating around like snow

“oops.”

“you’re gonna board your flight and i’ll be stuck here cleaning up your mess.”

“i have time..” he looks at his watch and faltered because he definitely did not have time!! the flight was soon and he should get to the airport now

“it’s okay. you should get going, i’ll be alright.”

he doesn’t answer and wraps you in his arms again as he sits up.

“yangyang.”

“hm?”

“i love you.”

he is silent for a while a for a moment you thought you messed up.

honestly you’ve said it a couple times before because u did love him but he always either laughed it off or changed the subject

either he was really sensitive about it or it was because he wasn’t ready to say it back to you yet but even so you were happy to wait for him

except waiting hasn’t been easy.. felt really one-sided, yknow??

“hey lovebirds! liu yangyang! you’re gonna be late!”

kun. screaming in chinese. from the van u didn’t even notice was parked at the side of the road. oof of course..

u say hi to mama kun then help yangyang quickly fix up his appearance so he’d rock his airport look

he kisses u one last time then hops into the van without looking back and you feel a tiny pang of hurt in your heart :(

i mean ouch tf that kinda hurt esp after you said the sacred l word to him and really meant it

after packing the rocket and broken pieces into a corner, you headed indoors again with yangyang’s plastic universe

he had updated ig and it was just a few car selfies

of him wearing that ugly green hoodie and red beanie

which mean he took it minutes ago.. literally

what really stood out was smudges of your lipstick at the corner of his mouth

esp in one photo he pouted his lips which rEALLY MADE THE SMUDGES STAND OUT AKJDNJD

your eyes glanced over the caption without paying too much attention bc damn your boy fine

but oho u did a double take

caption read “i love you too. i’m sorry i couldn’t tell you in person because you’re too beautiful and i stumbled head over heels for you and lost my two remaining brain cells. i love you more than the whole universe. 🚀”

“yangyang, you’re an idiot.”

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