#it's like;; yamato is all the stuff i hate about myself

[whiskeysmulti]

❤️ + queenharumiura!

Send ❤️ + a URL and I’ll write something nice about them/their blog!- accepting!

.Whiskey.

Glad you sent this one, Jas! Neo, let me start this off by thanking you for welcoming me into the KHR RPC with open arms like you did. I've made some friends here that I will never let go of now and it's all because of you. You're not only a great writer, but a wonderful and patient person as well. I can spend my whole day just chilling and bullshitting with you about every day stuff and not get bored. Thank you for listening to my rambling and putting up with my shitposts. On to the writing. I could say so much about all your muses, but this for Haru's blog so I'm sticking with the two muses I write with on that one. First off, Haru. As much as people hate on her, she was one of my favorite characters from the anime even though they did her dirty. After reading the manga, I understood what you meant that the anime screwed her over. And I 100% agree. You bring her to life so well I sometimes have to stop myself and remind myself she's not real when I read your blog. I scroll your blog for hours sometimes, which I know you know I do because your webhooks will go off at 3 am and it's me liking a post from like a year ago. Thank you for giving my writing a chance. I'm glad you did. It's rare that I find a writing partner who my muse can just flow with when they send something in, a lot of stuff I have to think first. You're one of a handful who writes so well with my characters I can almost always wake them up for your muses, some of the only other ones I can get in character for that fast is Mage or Lexy with Mukuro. You have a talent for grabbing inspo from Haru as well and working out how Fiore would work as her First Gen counterpart. You have her very well written and well rounded enough that I could even see if there had been another arc focused just on the first Gen, Fiore would be canonically G's wife. And I find it hilarious that she actually is the Yamato Nadeshiko that Haru strives to be. Thank you for blessing me with these characters on my dash and thank you for putting up with my bullshit for this long!

@queenharumiura

#asks #whiskey speaks; ooc #electricea #queenharumiura

[piracytheorist]

Get to Know Me

There are various things about me that I mention vaguely in ranting posts, that I know some of my followers don’t know. So I’m writing some stuff here, for people who want to know me better! 😉

I’m PiracyTheorist, for personal reasons I don’t share my real name or selfies publicly here. You can call me Nette.

Current fandoms circulating around here:

- Spy x Family (CURRENT OBSESSION) (I’m up to date with the anime but I don’t read the manga, so please no manga spoilers) (tags are "Spy x Family" and occasionally "sxf")

- Colin O’Donoghue (sporadic but massive posting whenever he graces us with new content)

- Resident Evil Village (there will be horror and graphic content, as well as spoilers for the game and its DLC Shadows of Rose) (tag will mostly be “Resident Evil” and/or “re talk”)

- Digimon Adventure (20 years after watching it as a kid I went back to it and what do you know I still love everything about my very first blorbo, Yamato Ishida, so I’m going off about it here as well) (tag is “Digimon”)

- Occasionally, other random stuff I'm into.

Personal stuff:

I’m in my late 20s, I was born in a small town in Greece. I lived on an island for six years, where I studied music teaching. I now work as a music educator in a public middle and high school.

I support all genders and sexualities and ways people choose to live their own lives.

I’m a white cis woman, an asexual, I’m probably also aromantic but I’m not sure. Due to not being interested in romantic/sexual relationships however, I don’t spend a lot of time wondering about that. I just go with the flow.

I am a certified cat person™. I have one of my own (though she lives in my parents’ house and I only see her when I visit):

I was born with a cardiomyopathy. I’m on mild medication (by which I mean no side effects and no problems if I miss one dose) and I have some standard medical tests once or twice a year. I cannot do heavy exercise or push any limits (which, due to not being able to exercise my whole life, are low considering my young age). I am able to be independent though I'm eligible for some disability benefits. And yes, that means I’m in a high-risk group for any disease, not just covid or the flu.

I find dogs cute as well, but I prefer cats for myself.

I don’t want to have children. I like working with them as a music educator, but I don’t think I’d ever have the patience to actually be a good parent for life. Plus I have a ton of crappy genes, first and foremost of my own disease, so why spread them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I attend therapy sessions. Sometimes I talk here about my sessions, or about things I want to say in them. I tag those posts as “nette therapy” so you can filter that if you want.

I love travelling. Thanks to being a part of several choirs while studying, I’ve visited various places in Europe, and I hope to be able to visit more.

I try to tag everything, including triggers, so if there’s something you need me to tag (within reason, don’t bring fandom drama into my inbox please), don’t hesitate to ask me. I shitpost from time to time, so prepare for some silliness here and there.

I enjoy whump, that is, seeing fictional characters (mostly male - for me mostly ones played by the aforementioned Colin O’Donoghue) in pain or any kind of peril. I tag everything about that as “whump”. I understand triggers and squicks so tagged or not, if that makes you in any way uncomfortable, you can unfollow me. I appreciate people following my blog but I rarely if ever check my followers list.

Sometimes I write fanfics, though my main contributions to fandoms are gifsets and silly memes, occasionally. Killian Jones from the TV show Once Upon a Time is my biggest love, so content about him may appear here sometimes. My fanfics can be found on Tumblr [link] or on AO3 [link]. My gifsets can be found here [link].

I do not tolerate hate that’s aimed at innocent people - and that goes from hate for race, gender, sexuality etc. to hate for what fictional character each other likes. If what the other person is doing is in no negative way affecting someone else, I will not tolerate hate on my blog about them. I used be a person who judged others for what fictional characters/ships they liked, and I know now how miserable I was to act that way, and I’m trying to move on and become better.

That’s it for now :D Welcome to my blog!

#gtkm

[teslas-lame-archive]

simple question: please give your thoughts (brief or otherwise) on each i7 character!! ^^ -nagi anon

*cracks knuckles* oh my sweet anon, i hope you're prepared for the rant you've just invited /lh (i'm actually breaking this up into multiple posts cos it's gonna get long lmaooooo)

part 1/6

iori: he used to be the one i found the most relatable, back when i was in college and still had a tiny scrap of perfectionism left. i really like how the accent color for his stage costumes was changed from black to dark blue - i dunno if this was done for any story-related reason, but i like to think of it as a symbol of iori's personal growth throughout the series. like, he started out mostly focusing on riku, mitsuki, and the rest of the group, taking his own feelings into consideration very little, if at all. obviously he still cares a great deal about idolish7's success, since he's still their co-manager and all, but it's less about business for him now and more about wanting to achieve something great with his friends.

yamato: oh, boy. this guy. i have Feelings about yams. his lowkey self-loathing, his laid-back attitude that hides a load of anger, his sometimes alarming alcohol consumption (though tbf any regular alcohol consumption is slightly alarming to me because Reasons, so ymmv). he reminds me so much of myself it's kind of pathetic (minus the drinking lol). to be honest That One Scene with yuki, while weirdly cathartic, gives me hella anxiety cos it kind of forces me to think about my own violent impulses (and let me remind you, that was while he was SOBER). i never thought he would become one of my favorites, but here we are. maybe it's because his arc has a happy ending, and it shows that no one is irredeemable, no matter how much they may think so. :) also i'm partial to sanpaku characters lol

mitsuki: absolutely 100% the most underrated and under-appreciated. i will personally fight anyone who makes this man cry. i would kill god if it meant mitsuki never thought of himself as Not Good Enough again. like they've said several times throughout the series, making conversation is a skill, and doing it so easily is a TALENT. mitsuki's been blessed with the gift of being able to just talk to anyone and make it feel natural and fun! i wish i was even a single percent that good with people! those folks in the shop that one time can suck my entire ass. also wow i can't believe mitsuki is canonically trans u guys. also also it lowkey makes me wanna cry a little when mitsuki's like "wheh i'm so short :( why can't i be taller :(((" like BITCH i wish i was your height. also also also i really wanna try his pancakes ;u; even though that's impossible

tamaki: fave. ride-or-die. best boy. oshi, even. for one, KENN is my number one favorite voice actor of all time, so that's immediate points in tama's favor. i think i just love how honest tamaki is! he feels his feelings 100%, he's sweet, he's cool, he's cute. he's got a one-track mind and he's self-contradictory. he's impulsive and childish and pretty dumb but he can be surprisingly intuitive and he's great with children and i wanna pat him on the head so bad cos i bet his hair's really soft ;; it's weird, he's one of those characters that i look up to but that i also wanna protect, you know? he reminds me of my little brother in that way. i also have a huge soft spot for characters who express themselves best through physical means such as dance, so there's that, too ;u; as;d;lkf;ldsk;lf i can't even properly word what it is that i like about him! like idk man he just has Fave Energy?? but as lightskindiluc posted about a while back, it's really creepy that he's been relegated to being the "sexy one" even though he's a minor (not to mention ace-coded af). hate that shit.

#a;sdfjks;ldf;l i wanna write a freaking essay about tamaki yotsuba but it would inevitably just turn into a stream of consciousness #cos this boy makes my brain turn to mush #no thoughts head full #it's like;; yamato is all the stuff i hate about myself #and tamaki's what i like about myself?? i guess?? #i LIKE that i express myself through dance and i LIKE that i value honesty over politeness #:) /gen #answering asks lmao #nagi anon #idolish7 #i7 thoughts

[thoughtfullyluckyperson]

Oh wow. I thought everyone forgot about VK completely nowadays and there was not enough kaze amvs to start with but suddenly I stumbled onto this. Another beloved ship of past resurfacing is just what I need lol

(this one is old but great too, and these)

UPD Now I’m overcome with an urge to spill my kaze feelings, lol. I’ll do it under the cut in the same post just in case.

So, I remember first watching VK when 1st season of anime was aired. I have a soft spot for shoujo so I sometimes watch new arrivals. Honestly, it was not great. I liked the aesthetics, the music, creepy Alice ending, the vampire lore was pretty neat. Love Hino’s style too, her art is pretty. But the main conflict, oh god. A girl can’t decide if she wants the brunet or the blond, the mysterious and mighty one or the rebellious and tragic one. Her kinda-brother or her adoptive brother. Both are fixated on her and jealous of each other and she just can’t make up her mind. The brunet is better, he saved her! Or no, she can’t let the blond go, too! Or no, the brunet it is! No, the blond! Oh man, such intrigue, such complexity, much wow. Color me interested (not). 

It doesn’t help that the girl is completely dull, spineless and lacks personality. She is almost a reader’s placeholder, some “y/n” like in these character/reader ficlets. I like her design tho, especially when her eyes are not the size of half of her face. But it’s really unclear what these two guys even see in her to obsess over her so much. She’s not the most beautiful, not the most spirited and certainly not the most intelligent. It just looks like a standard “this badass hero was once a poor lonely kicked puppy and the heroine petted him at the right moment, so now he’s in love with her forever” trope with both of them. Boring. Now, I don’t hate her too and actually dislike it when kaze fics start painting her as cruel and bitchy. She’s a (mostly) nice girl, just weak and uninteresting heroine. I have lots of shoujo heroines I like, like Ouran’s Haruhi or Kamisama’s Nanami or Skip Beat’s Kyoko or Yamato Nadeshiko’s Sunako. Nevermind their guys, I would marry them myself lol. But Yuuki... Only heroines of anime-made-after-otome-games like various Amnesias and Diabolic Lovers actually manage to be more bland. (Though I must admit, the harem ending was pretty bold of her, ahaha. Not every day you see a shoujo heroine fucking all of her love interests and even birthing kids for them all. But why half measures, the real threesome would be even bolder!) And with that, both male leads actually have personality and are vivid and unique enough to be recognizable.

So I was watching don’t-remember-which-episode and then Kaname suddenly decided to feed Zero his blood while Zero was in chains and suffering and both were professing their eternal mutual hatred and “it’s only for her”s and Zero was making these faces and erotic feeding noises. I laughed almost to the point of falling out of my chair and predicted lots of m/m fics for this one (I was not wrong). It’s pretty rare for shoujo with a female lead, actually, to have the most popular ship made of male leads. Love triangles are present in a lot of shoujo mangas. Like, Skip Beat has Ren and Sho rivaling for Kyoko, or Hana Yori Dango has Tsukasa and Rui. But Vampire Knight is literally the only shoujo I can remind where there are actually tons of fics, arts, doujinshis for the ship of two rivaling male leads (it’s actually the most popular ship in terms of fan content). Typically shoujo fandoms tend to leave one of the leads for the heroine and then pair the spares. But not here. That’s the combination of weak heroine and interesting heroes and lots of contact and tension between said heroes at work, I guess. 

When you look at it from Yuuki’s shipping point, it’s mostly annoying - she’s a damsel in distress, they’re her defenders, she does whatever useless stuff and pines after them in turns, they’re there for her to choose from and show off their attractiveness to the audience, also for the audience to quarrel about who’s the best hasbando and should get the main prize. When you see it from kaze shipping point, it’s a powerhouse of delicious conflicts, tensions and kinks. It’s, ofc, totally non-canon but all the better for it. They’re the opposites in almost everything, coloring, tempers, upbringing, social stances. Both have tragic past. Kaname is on the top of the vampire world yet utterly alone, both adored and hated for his power and never, never on equal footing with anyone. Zero is an outcast, a pariah of both vampire and vampire hunter worlds, the last heir of great hunter dynasty turned into a mockery of his kind, self-hating and dishonored and slowly falling into bloodlust madness. Kaname is almost immortal and Zero’s days are so very numbered. 

Kaname considers Zero an eyesore and Zero considers Kaname a monster. Kaname is the chess master and Zero is his chess piece (a knight, ofc). Kaname as pureblood has almost thrall-like influence over vampires but it doesn’t work on Zero, he’s the only one who has the gall to constantly spite him and talk to him without any regard for his superior stance. Both are kinda free of society though - Kaname because he’s royalty and Zero because he couldn’t give less fucks. Kaname played a role in Zero’s family demise. Zero tried to kill Kaname with a table knife as a ten-years-old or so during their first meeting. Zero’s beloved weapon is actually Kaname’s (but he doesn’t know). They have their sights set on one girl and are both despising and tolerating each other because of her and doing it with sparkling passion. Kaname’s pure blood is precious yet he gives it to the lowest of low of vampire hierarchy and his rival with that. Zero can either drink the blood of enemy and be indebted to him or forfeit his sanity. Kaname is 80 lvl master manipulator but Zero is not weak and can stand his ground, and there is a certain mutual respect underneath all that antagonism. Both tend to be martyrs, both can be savage. Oh, and (deep into later spoilers which aren’t known in the anime and missing in old fics) Kaname is a thousands years old vampire who went into eternal slumber after seeing his first-great-love kill herself - guess what, she killed herself to create vampire hunters, Kiryuus are her kinda-descendants and Zero looks pretty similar to her. And Kaname in turn looks like, well, male version of Yuuki lol.

Not a cute wholesome casual ship but hella intense one. Add all the erotic blood sucking, “I’m in love with her, I’m sure, but why do I feel so strongly around him of all people” tropes and 100500 blood bond fanons to the mix and you’re set, welcome aboard! Such a pity that the fandom is half-dead, really, but it produced some pretty good fics when it was alive. (If you don’t know where to start, start with “Crimson Door” by Blackened Wing, that’s a first fic of long series and the series are fandom classics, it’s on ao3 and ffnet; beware that it begins as a m-f-m threesome but it’s kaze at heart anyway from the start. And here i have a few more recs)

#Vampire Knight #kaze #kanamezero #speaking of enemies to lovers #that's another very fine example #though I don't like VK itself all that much but kaze has such a chemistry #pretty rare for shoujo #that kind of a ship when two guys are rivals for one girl's attention but are actually perfect together #and they want to kill each other ofc #there is also blood drinking as a sex substitute #probably should reread BlackenedWing's fics #iirc Zero and Light also both have same Japanese voice actor (Miyano Mamoru) #kaname x zero #Kaname Kuran #Zero Kiryuu #kanazero

[osakaso5]

IDOLiSH7 5th Anniversary Special Story: Opening Doors...

Chapter 6: A Day Of Celebration

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5

Yamato Nikaido: Mm! It's so tender!

Haruka Isumi: It's so sweet and yummy!

Tenn Kujo: Now this is a flavor that'll wake you up in the morning.

Fisher: Thank you! Have some more!

Haruka Isumi: Chow time!

Iori Izumi: Does everyone around here eat the Dancing Lobster?

Fisher: We love it here! You only get to eat it once a year, so everyone has some when it's available!

Yamato Nikaido: It really is like an idol, then.

Fisher: Haha, at least around these parts. City folk and young people don't much know about it.

Haruka Isumi: It'd be selfish to keep this all to ourselves, then.

Fisher: Shellfish? You want to eat shellfish next?

Tenn Kujo: Hehe, he said "selfish". In other words, we should help make it popular.

Tenn Kujo: Just like lots of ordinary people helped us become popular.

Fisher: My whole family loves you boys! Both IDOLiSH7 and TRIGGER!

Haruka Isumi: What about ŹOOĻ?

Fisher: We love you too, of course!

Haruka Isumi: Ahaha! Do you really!?

Yamato Nikaido: It's weird. Before our meeting the other day, I didn't even know the name of this place.

Yamato Nikaido: Finding out about a place this nice makes you wanna tell more people about it.

Iori Izumi: Right. It makes you want to share.

Yamato Nikaido: Share?

Iori Izumi: Yes. This moment and this excitement.

Iori Izumi: All the great things that fill your heart, whether they're delicious or beautiful...

Iori Izumi: I'm sure wanting to share them with someone is something we can all relate to.

Tenn Kujo: I think I get what you mean. That's also why we don't sing alone.

Tenn Kujo: You don't want to keep amazing experiences and emotions to yourself.

Tenn Kujo: You want other people to know. And telling people how delicious this harbour's Dancing Lobster was is a part of that, too.

Fisher: Or that famous idols came to eat here.

Tenn Kujo: Hehe, that's right. People want to bond over things that make them happy.

Yamato Nikaido: I think we do bond over it. Our members... And even the fans who aren't with us on stage.

Haruka Isumi: ......... Even when things go bad, and you're all separated?

Iori Izumi: Of course.

Iori Izumi: Because even in a blinding darkness, their hearts are with us. 

- - - -

Tamaki Yotsuba: This egg rice is so yummy~!

Toma Inumaru: So are the boiled eggs!

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: The omelette's great, too! These eggs are really something! No wonder they're called "Dearest Eggs"!

Mitsuki Izumi: Yeah, seriously! Not only do they taste good, the colors are also nice and the yolk is soft. No wonder they're popular!

Poultry Farmer: Thank you!

Mitsuki Izumi: What's the secret to their flavor?

Poultry Farmer: Well... Just like you sang a song for the chickens...

Poultry Farmer: We take the time to give them lots of love.

Poultry Farmer: It naturally makes them into the kinds of tasty eggs everyone will love.

Toma Inumaru: You mean something that gets love will turn even more lovable?

Poultry Farmer: That's right. Hehe... Though I'm embarrassed to say that.

Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha! Don't be! I think it's really nice.

Mitsuki Izumi: If we idols do our best to sing with lots of love...

Mitsuki Izumi: And that makes our fans get more love too, then that makes us happy!

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Yeah, really happy. It's fun... and I'm sure it works both ways.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Both ways?

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: At first, being around two guys as amazing as Gaku and Tenn made me shrink back...

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: But being loved by my fans, my teammates, and agency gave me a lot of self-confidence.

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: It's great to be loved. It's great when people care about you. It gives you strength beyond what you could achieve by yourself.

Tamaki Yotsuba: I get what you mean. I used to be kinda like a regular egg.

Tamaki Yotsuba: A regular, tall egg that could kinda dance and had a bad attitude. And that was always late and forgetting stuff.

Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha! You sure were.

Mitsuki Izumi: But you've changed, Tamaki.

Tamaki Yotsuba: Haha... Yeah. I guess that's what happens when people care about you. And your friends tell you you did a good job.

Tamaki Yotsuba: You grow really tall, just like that.  And you become a super yummy egg. It's so weird.

Toma Inumaru: Sure is... But it makes you wanna care for people, too. Like your teammates and friends.

Toma Inumaru: So they won't hate you ever again, and so you can keep moving on.

Toma Inumaru: Because you're loved and cared for, you know you'll be fine no matter what.

Toma Inumaru: At least, that's what I'd like to think.

Mitsuki Izumi: ...Right...

Tamaki Yotsuba: Ahaha! Mikki, you sound like you're gonna cry!

Mitsuki Izumi: Shut up! You know I'm weak to this kinda stuff!

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Ahaha! ...I feel you...

Toma Inumaru: Not you too, Tsunashi-san...

Poultry Farmer: Thank you, boys. That was moving beyond words, and...

Poultry Farmer: I hope you'll continue to be loved like our eggs, as the idol world's Dearest Idols.

Mitsuki Izumi: ...Mister, you went and said the coolest thing out of all of us!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Misteeer!

Poultry Farmer: Hehe... 

- - - -

Nagi Rokuya: OH! Our radiant rice is delicious!

Momo: It sure is the Radiant 16! Each grain has a different texture, so just chewing on them is fun!

Torao Mido: And it feels healthy, too.

Sogo Osaka: What goal did you have when making this blend?

Rice Mill Owner: I want the people who eat it to lead healthy,  bustling, and radiant lives.

Momo: That's so normal! Well, maybe not normal, but it does seem like you're taking it really seriously.

Rice Mill Owner: Hehe.

Torao Mido: Hence the name?

Rice Mill Owner: Yep. My parents are rice farmers, but I used to not like rice.

Rice Mill Owner: But I still ate millet rice, since it's healthy and full of nutrients. That's how I realized this was my calling.

Momo: You totally looked like a westerner to me, but your parents farm rice?

Rice Mill Owner: Hehe.

Momo: You say you didn't like rice, so how did your parents react to that?

Rice Mill Owner: Not well. They said just plain rice is good enough, and that they worked so hard to cook it for me.

Rice Mill Owner: But I couldn't help it. I wasn't my parents. And this idea is something I worked hard for. I wanted them to acknowledge that.

Sogo Osaka: ...What about now? Do they acknowledge it?

Rice Mill Owner: Yeah. Since I'm making money, heh.

Torao Mido: So it's because you had the results to show for it.

Nagi Rokuya: OH! Then do you not also lead a radiant life?

Rice Mill Owner: Oh, good point.

Nagi Rokuya: Happiness is what matters most.

Nagi Rokuya: Our happiness, our families' happiness, our friends' happiness...

Nagi Rokuya: To me, that is the most important message to remember in my life, and in the eyes of God.

Sogo Osaka: Right... My work makes me happy. So I think I lead a radiant life, too.

Torao Mido: Hmm...

Sogo Osaka: Haha... I never thought I'd say that about myself.

Sogo Osaka: I've been hurt a lot, and I'll probably be hurt in the future, but I'm sure that my life is bright.

Sogo Osaka: I'll shine to make up for the hurt. That's how I want to live out my life.

Torao Mido: That doesn't really make sense to me. If you hadn't done anything at all, your life could've been radiant enough as it was.

Sogo Osaka: .........

Torao Mido: But you look happier now than when I used to see you surrounded by all that luxury.

Sogo Osaka: Mido-san...

Rice Mill Owner: Good for you, Sogo.

Momo: You sure are a friendly guy, huh!?

Rice Mill Owner: Make sure to promote the Radiant 16-Grain for me, Momo-chan.

Momo: Sure thing! And since you're so tall, I want you to join my soccer team!

Rice Mill Owner: Gotcha.

Nagi Rokuya: Would you like to visit Northmare?

Rice Mill Owner: Sure.

Sogo Osaka: He's so friendly... 

- - - -

Gaku Yaotome: I did it! I got the biggest General's Edamame!

Minami Natsume: Oh dear. You did very well, Yaotome-san.

Riku Nanase: Ah, but this means we have to give him his phone back.

Yuki: Can't we have just ten percent of it?

Gaku Yaotome: No! How would you give someone ten percent of a phone, anyway?

Riku Nanase: By cutting out one corner?

Gaku Yaotome: Don't try to break it! Ah, gramps, check this out!

Farmer: Now that's a big General's Edamame. This year's harvest has turned out great.

Gaku Yaotome: Is this bigger than normal?

Farmer: It is.

Gaku Yaotome: Hehe!

Farmer: But I think this vividly bright one will be more fresh and delicious.

Minami Natsume: Oh. That's nice to hear.

Riku Nanase: Mine is more firm than all the others! There's so many different ways edamame can turn out!

Yuki: Mine's on the softer side. The softer the tastier, right, mister?

Farmer: You won't know unless you have a taste.

Yuki: I appreciate the honesty.

Riku Nanase: Why did you decide to call them the General's Edamame?

Farmer: Edamame are unripe soybeans.

Farmer: We wanted to express the fact that even a greenhorn can become a great general!

Minami Natsume: Unripe... I like the sound of that word. It's full of potential.

Riku Nanase: ŹOOĻ's the least experienced group out of all of us, after all!

Yuki: What about IDOLiSH7? Have you ripened up yet?

Riku Nanase: Have we? I'm not sure...

Riku Nanase: I feel like we're going to keep changing from here, but I want to stay the way we are right now, too.

Riku Nanase: The seven of us have been through a lot, but we overcame it together...

Riku Nanase: I want to believe that we can keep going just the way we are now.

Riku Nanase: What about TRIGGER?

Gaku Yaotome: Well...

Gaku Yaotome: I don't wanna say that this is as far as we'll go. But I don't wanna say we're still not good enough, when we're already entertaining fans on stage.

Gaku Yaotome: I wanna be perfect in the moment. It doesn't matter if we're broken and flawed after that.

Yuki: And sometimes it's good to break your old selves to discover something new.

Yuki: Like the beans. They're unripe, but they can still be generals.

Gaku Yaotome: Right!

Minami Natsume: ........

Riku Nanase: What's wrong, Natsume-san?

Minami Natsume: I just   thought of something...

Riku Nanase: What?

Minami Natsume: What are books in the military called?

Gaku Yaotome: Huh?

Minami Natsume: General knowledge.

Riku & Gaku: ........?

Minami Natsume: It's a pun.

Yuki: ...Pfft, haha..!

Gaku Yaotome: Yuki-san, your face..!

Riku Nanase: Aah! General knowledge, as in military general!

Minami Natsume: Yes. In any case, we should all take pride in our unripeness...

Gaku Yaotome: Hold on! Can't you give a warning before getting back to the serious stuff!?

Riku Nanase: Hey!

Gaku Yaotome: What's up, Nanase?

Riku Nanase: We're getting serious again!

Gaku Yaotome: You don't gotta narrate everything!

Riku Nanase: Huh!? But you just said...

Yuki: ...Ahahaha..!

Gaku Yaotome: Yuki-san..! You're gonna make Momo-san cry at this rate!!!

Riku Nanase: Ah..! He did mention breaking himself..!

Gaku Yaotome: Doesn't mean he has to break his face, too... 

- - - -

Re:vale: Shining Rainbow Kitchen!

TRIGGER: It's been five years since your first broadcast!

IDOLiSH7: Congratulations!

ŹOOĻ: Happy 5th anniversary!

Momo: To celebrate, all 16 of us...

Tenn Kujo: Have created the idol bowl!

Riku Nanase: And we're about to cook it for you!

Haruka Isumi: Make sure to try it for yourselves, too! 

- - - -

Sogo Osaka: We will add the freshly cooked Radiant 16-Grain rice into the bowls. Mido-san.

Torao Mido: It's hot... Will this much do?

Momo: I want a little more!

Nagi Rokuya: Millet rice is like an audience, shining with glowsticks!

Torao Mido: Audience complete!

Nagi Rokuya: Wow! How wonderful!

Sogo Osaka: It looks delicious!

Momo: What's an idol without fans, am I right!?

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: We'll be preparing the eggs, lobster, and edamame for cooking!

Mitsuki Izumi: Here's our eggs! Firm and fresh Dearest Eggs!

Tamaki Yotsuba: The eggs show off an idol's popularity!

Toma Inumaru: We sang to the chickens to make them lay healthy eggs!

Yamato Nikaido: This here's the Dancing Lobster!

Iori Izumi: It's so fresh that it was still squirming around a moment ago.

Tenn Kujo: It's a phantom that can only be eaten once a year.

Haruka Isumi: Uh, and it represents idols, who you usually only get to see on stage!

Riku Nanase: Finally, there's the General's Edamame!

Gaku Yaotome: They're chewy, big, and delicious!

Minami Natsume: They represent the idols who sometimes serve as backup dancers.

Yuki: Okay then. Can I put the edamame on the frying pan?

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Yes! 

Hiss! Crackle!

Riku Nanase: That's the sound of good food!  

Tenn Kujo: It smells good, too.

Torao Mido: You're good at this, Ryunosuke.

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: That's because I love to cook! But Mitsuki-kun and Yuki-san are just as good.

Iori Izumi: Are the bowls all lined up?

Tamaki Yotsuba: Almost!

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Ready?

Mitsuki Izumi: I'd say we're good to go.

Yuki: Why not?

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: It's done!

Momo: It's done! Let's put 'em in the bowls!

Riku Nanase: It's the idol bowl!

Nagi Rokuya: Perfect!

Haruka Isumi: Looks good!

Toma Inumaru: Looks great! And colorful!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Make this popular! I want it to be as popular as the Nia bowl!

Minami Natsume: It makes for a good lunch.

Yamato Nikaido: Sure. You guys wanna pack idol lunchboxes and go somewhere?

Mitsuki Izumi: It's supposed to be a bowl, not a lunchbox!

Sogo Osaka: Is everyone ready?

Iori Izumi: We are.

Tenn Kujo: Grab a bowl, guys. It's time for a taste test.

Momo: Taste test, taste test!

Minami Natsume: Incredible. All of us idols, standing with a bowl in hand.

Gaku Yaotome: Makes for a great picture!

Yamato Nikaido: Does it..?

Riku Nanase: Everyone, get in line! We'll all have a bite on the count of three!

Tenn Kujo: Before that, there's one thing we need to say.

Tenn Kujo: Happy 5th anniversary!

All: Happy anniversary!

Iori Izumi: I hope all of you at home will stay healthy, eat lots of great food, and continue supporting the show.

Riku Nanase: We don't know all the stuff that lies ahead for us, but good food is a crucial part of life!

Yamato Nikaido: Yep, we've got plenty of food-related memories ourselves!

Mitsuki Izumi: Like how we went from eating egg soba to eating tempura soba!

Nagi Rokuya: OH! It reminds me of when we were but the most basic of lunchboxes!

Sogo Osaka: And I came to like King Pudding.

Tamaki Yotsuba: And I got good at making hot milk!

Riku Nanase: And I started buying lots of snacks that come with toys!

Riku Nanase: I hope we all get to make many more memories together!

Riku Nanase: The idol bowl we made today will be one of them!

Riku Nanase: Shining Rainbow Kitchen!

Riku Nanase: Thank you so much for inviting us to your 5th anniversary celebration!

All: Thank you!

Riku Nanase: I hope this show will keep going for many more years to come!

Haruka Isumi: Try the idol bowl!

Yuki: And the Nia bowl.

Ryunosuke Tsunashi: And the Oly bowl!

Minami Natsume: Hee hee. And the skin bowl.

Riku Nanase: Let's start eating, everyone!

Tamaki Yotsuba: Let's, let's!

Tenn Kujo: Well then, here we go.

Riku & Tenn: One, two, three..!

All: Bon appétit!

The end.

#idolish7 #anniversary story 2020 #translation #i7 #trigger #re:vale #zool #other translations

[haikwritings]

Despair / Part 10 / Keiji Akaashi

Warning: Angst, language

Keiji Akaashi’s POV

The next morning, I arrived early.

I wanted to talk to Y/n.

I felt that she needed an explanation.

Someone from the team must have told her already.

“Akaashi.” Y/n called.

She smiled.

“Y-Y/n.” I stutter.

She looked confused.

“How was camp?” Y/n asked.

She didn’t know anything?

“I- Um.” I stutter.

Bokuto didn’t tell her?

“I- I don’t know.” I answered.

“Were you guys horrible?” Y/n asked.

She didn’t know.

Of course.

“I prefer not talking about it.” I said.

She respected and nodded.

“Is okay.” Y/n said softly.

“How was your weekend?” I asked.

She looked at me and smiled.

“Not much. I just stayed reading.” Y/n responded.

Did she talked to Bokuto?

“You didn’t talk to anyone?” I asked.

I needed to make sure.

“I really don’t have a lot of friends, silly. I stayed in contact with Bokuto.” Y/n responded.

But why didn’t he tell her?

“He was a little down about the camp.” Y/n said.

Why didn’t he tell her?

“I baked him some cookies. I hope it makes him feel better.” Y/n said.

There’s must be a reason behind it.

“See you around.” Y/n said.

She started to walk away.

I wish I could kiss you.

“We need to talk.” Akinori said behind me.

I knew this conversation was coming.

I just wasn’t prepared for it.

“We are having a team meeting at practice. We all need to be there.” Akinori said.

I sighed.

“I will be there.” I responded.

“And we’re going to talk about the camp situation.” Akinori said.

Why was it necessary?

“This team has a special bond and it won’t be broken.” Akinori said as he left.

I wish you could understand my pain.

As I walked around school during lunch.

I didn’t wanted to stand my teammates eyes on me.

“Do you feel a little better now?” Y/n said.

I hide on the wall and saw her talking with Bokuto.

Bokuto was sitting on the floor, his head on her thighs while she was playing with his hair.

Bokuto just hummed.

“I don’t know what happened, Kou. But you seem a little down.” Y/n said worried.

Bokuto stood his head up and looked at Y/n.

“I’m sorry.” Bokuto said.

Y/n only smiled.

“You don’t need to apologize for feeling sad, Kou.” Y/n said.

She kissed his forehead.

“You’re a blushing mess.” Y/n sad giggling.

Bokuto took her cheeks and pressed his lips with hers.

“T-Thank you.” Bokuto said between the kisses.

I hate seeing you with someone else.

“I want you to wait outside the court today.” Bokuto said.

She looked at him and smiled.

“Is everything okay?” Y/n asked.

Bokuto sighed.

“We’re having a club meeting. We’re going to talk about stuff that happened.” Bokuto said.

Y/n looked at him confused.

“What happened at camp?” Y/n asked.

He just stayed quiet.

“I- I don’t want to talk about it.” Bokuto said.

Y/n just looked at him and smiled.

“I’m here if you need to talk.” Y/n said.

Seeing you with him is painful.

Everyone arrived at the court.

We all sat on the chairs that Akinori placed.

He placed the chairs forming a circle, so we can all looked at each other.

The situation was awkward enough.

“I know I’m not the captain. But due to personal reasons, I’m going to be in charge for this meeting.” Akinori said.

The team looked around and saw Bokuto looking at the floor.

“We played horribly.” Akinori said.

Haruki sighed.

“Due to the situation that was going on.” Akinori said.

Tatsuki looked towards me.

“I feel like it’s best if we talk about what happened, so we can fix it or make some sort of arrangement.” Akinori said.

Everyone just nodded, including myself.

“Who wants to talk first?” Akinori asked.

Everyone stayed quiet.

The situation was uncomfortable.

No one wanted to say anything.

“Akaashi wanted to fuck Bokuto’s girl.” Yamato said coldly.

“Dude.” Akinori said angrily.

“What? Is the truth, Himari said it.” Yamato said.

“She didn’t say he wanted to fuck her, though.” Haruki said.

“Does it make a difference?” Yamato said.

My patience was running out.

“Yes, it does make a difference dumbass.” Haruki responded.

“Can everyone just shut up?” Bokuto asked.

Everyone stayed quiet.

I knew I needed to speak.

Everything happened because of me.

“Is complicated.” I said.

Wataru rolled his eyes.

“We have been friends since we were kids.” I said.

I sighed.

Bokuto wasn’t looking at me at all.

“We were in love. But I-” I stopped.

Everyone looked at me.

“I left her when she confessed.” I said.

Bokuto looked at me.

“I broke up with Himari a month later, because of her.” I said.

“What? Is it her fault now?” Bokuto asked.

“I didn’t say that. Did you even listened to a word I said?” I asked.

“Can we just calm down?” Akinori asked.

“I said we had a long history together.” I said.

Why couldn’t he understand?

“I like her.” I said.

I should have chosen better words.

“B-Bokuto.” Akinori said nervously.

“Your story with her is past.” Bokuto said.

How could he say that?

“I respect your feelings for her. But just know that your story with her is past.” Bokuto said.

I won’t give up.

“No.” I said.

Bokuto looked at me.

“I refuse to let that happened after all this years.” I said.

Bokuto stood up.

“B-Bokuto.” Akinori said nervously.

“This needs to stop.” Bokuto said coldly.

“I won’t stop fighting for her. I promise myself that. I promised her that.” I said.

Bokuto started to walk aggressively towards me.

“Hey, hey, hey!” Wataru screamed as he tried to stop Bokuto.

“I know her more than you could ever know her.” I said.

Bokuto pushed Wataru to the side.

“Bokuto!” Akinori screamed.

Everything happened so fast.

I was already on the floor.

Did he just hit me?

“Shit.” Akinori said.

“Bokuto!” Tatsuki screamed.

“Stop thinking you have superiorities!” Bokuto screamed at me.

I got up and ran towards him.

“Akaashi!” Yamato screamed.

Punching Bokuto’s face.

He was on the floor with blood on this cheek.

Everything started to grow aggressively.

“Shit!” Akinori screamed.

Bokuto and I started to fight.

We weren’t stopping.

Our teammates were trying separate us.

“Kou!” Y/n screamed.

I looked at the corner of my eyes while we were both on the floor.

“W-What’s going on?!” Y/n screamed.

She was very nervous.

Yamato hold her away from us.

“Aka! Kou!” Y/n screamed at us.

She was trying to ran towards us but Yamato hold her tightly.

The rest of the teammates were trying to separate us.

But we weren’t giving up.

Bokuto grabbed both of my hands and pressed them on the floor.

“You need to stop!” Bokuto screamed.

“I won’t!” I screamed.

“Why won’t you fucking stop?!” Bokuto screamed.

“Because I love her!” I screamed.

Everyone stayed quiet, including him.

He let go of my hands and separate himself from me.

“Fuck.” I said.

I said it.

Both of us looked at Y/n.

She was heartbroken from the scene we had caused.

“Y-Y/n.” Bokuto tried saying.

She pushed Yamato and left sobbing.

I broke your heart again.

Bokuto took his hands, covering his face.

He sighed.

I fucked it again, didn’t I?

Tags: @jennasquishy8 @mirikusashes @elianetsantana @toshiswifey

#haikyuu #haikyū!! #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #keiji akaashi #akaashi Keiji #Akaashi x y/n #Akaashi x you #Akaashi x reader #fanfic #bokuto kotaro #Kōtarō Bokuto #Bokuto x reader #Bokuto x y/n #Bokuto x you #angst

[hopeassassin]

I'M IN TEARS READING YOUR TAGS AHAHAHAHAAAA

I LOVE THAT YOU CONSIDER CHARACTERISATION WHILE WATCHING AN EDIT

LOVE THAT. SAME

ALSO YOU'RE VERY RIGHT ABOUT THE "head too full" THIS IS LITERALLY WHY HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T RECOGNISE ATTRACTION IF IT BURNED HIS CROPS AND STOLE HIS RIGHTS (coughs in PXZ2)

... are we sure Vergil knows what a woman is, actually. wait don't answer that-

"Vergil strikes while the iron is hot" W H E E Z E Sparda forging the Yamato like

(also if you're wondering why this is an ask and not a reblog, it's because tumblr hates my kidneys and won't let me reblog that post, specifically, LOL)

ashkjfhjafkhj This made me wheeze myself half to death as well ahhaahha :DDDD you are so right on all accounts, OF COURSE, I mean--!!

But yeah, as someone who has been focused on Fanfiction and making Plausible Things Happen in Fanon for a long, long time, I guess it's become a sort of quirk in my character. If something is GLARINGLY UNLIKELY, it makes it a bit hard for me to get behind. Not like there aren't exceptions to this but I'm sure you understand.

I really love Vergil's one track mindset, but the way you put it is just priceless hahahaha xDDDD

I just HAVE to give props where they are due to Nero's mother who somehow, SOMEHOW, obviously managed to derail that train of thought of his LONG ENOUGH to do stuff that would produce a child. *hearty applause* You, ma'am, are one of a kind for sure!

#damn what a great vibe to start today on #thank you so much #This post has been a well of utter freaking inspiration #just gotta love it #and I am sure that tumblr is purposefully not letting you reblog that one again #it knows that your previous reblog of it was too priceless #and is now being like IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN THE UNIVERSE MIGHT COLLAPSE #I get I get #what a great video #thanks for sharing it on this hellsite ♥ #vibing hard

[naruto-scenarios-plus-akatsuki]

Hi! I love your works and I've read almost all of them

We could all use more Yamato, haha. Thank you for the request and thank you for reading my works :)

Slices of love, Yamato

“Oh shoot!” You exclaimed as your eyes widened.

You rushed to stop the bleeding, making countless noise as you dropped the blade you were holding, and it scattered to the kitchen floor.

You quickly went to the sink and ran the tap water, drenching your bleeding hand.

The commotion drew the attention of your boyfriend, Yamato, that was residing in the living room next door as he arrived into the kitchen.

“Babe, what happened?!” He questioned with concern in his voice.

“I fricken cut myself on accident while mincing onions,” you mentioned while cleaning your hand and wincing from the sting of the soap.

“Is it bad?” Yamato asked while coming up behind you to inspect the damage. He grabbed some paper towels and waited to hand them off to you once you turned the faucet off.

“No, its not bad, I don’t think.” You shut the water off, shaking your hands of the excess droplets before inspecting the cut on your hand.

“Let me take a look at it,” he offered.

You turned around to him and showed him your wet hand. He patted it dry with the paper towels, blotching up some of the blood. The wound was slowly bleeding already. Yamato looked at it closely, his lips puckered in thought.

“It doesn’t look like you need stitches. You should be good. Let me go get the med kit. You should take a seat, babe,” Yamato instructed, wrapping his hand around yours to make you clutch the paper towel to your wound.

He took off in search of the med kit. You huffed, annoyed at your own situation. You hated it when you messed up. It wasn’t like you never cooked before. You resigned and went to sit down at the kitchen table.

It didn’t take Yamato long to return. He placed the med kit down on the table and grabbed a chair to sit across from you. He immediately set to work on cleaning up your wound and wrapping it. You didn’t fight him but did complain when it hurt. He apologized as he never liked to see you in pain, but his focus was on the task at hand. When he was all done, he lifted your hand to kiss it.

You smiled at him, gratefully. “Thank you. Sorry, I’m such a clutz.”

He gave a light smile. “You got to be more careful.”

“Yea, you think with all the ninja training, I wouldn’t be so stupid and accidently cut myself,” you joked with a roll of your eyes, feeling embarrassed.

“Y/N, you’re not stupid,” Yamato stated all serious, looking right into your eyes. The warmth of his hand in yours grounding you to the situation. You knew how he felt about you bringing yourself down. He never liked to hear it and he didn’t want you to think like that.

Your face blushed as you looked away. “I feel like it when I do stuff like this.”

You were a bit of a perfectionist and Yamato knew that.

“Everyone makes mistakes. You’re not stupid. You’re smart and beautiful, but how about I finish up making lunch?” Yamato suggested with a humorous smile.

You nodded with a laugh. “I think so, since I’m out of commissioned.” You emphasized with a wave of your wrapped-up hand.

Yamato chuckled getting up from his seat. He kissed the top of your head with affection before walking over to the mess you started, picking up the knife that was scattered to the floor. You watched as he rinsed the knife off in the sink before he went to inspect the onion you were cutting up. He then continued where you left off.

Your eyes held adoration for your boyfriend, knowing there would be no one else that would care for you as deeply as he did and be so protective of you, even from yourself.

#yamato #tenzo #yamato scenario #yamato imagine #tenzo scenario

[o-w-quinlan]

Digimon Adventure 2020, episode 14 reaction (and over-analysis)

So, first time I saw this, I recognized its strengths but hated it for its flaws. Second time I saw it, I recognized its flaws but enjoyed it for its strengths. Let’s write this while I’m still in a positive mood.

For the past 9 episodes, Koushiro has had nearly no characterization, other than being Mr. Exposition. It had gotten to the point I considered him the worst character in this series. Fortunately, this episode does something I personally love, which is recontextualize flaws in the writing as things to overcome (see also: Legend of Korra Book 4), having Koushiro be relying on his laptop, but really his role as the exposition guy, to an unhealthy extent be the source of his conflict. It’s seriously affecting seeing how he has put all his self-worth on his capacity to provide other people with information (the animators for this episode seem to have mastered kicked-puppy-dog eyes), how helpless he feels once he can’t fulfill his self-imposed role.

Tentomon enshrines himself as one of the best digimon partners this season. His hotblooded bravado here is both endearing and awesome, his determination to help Koushiro realize how he has worth outside of his computer skills is touching, even his exposition role introducing both insect digimon seems like he’s aiding Koushiro in a way. After trying to subtly show Koushiro that he still has worth even when his laptop is broken down throughout the entire episode, he finally gets fed up and simply tells him how it has never been his tools but him that was doing the work, and I have no idea whether this was in the Japanese speech, but the subs I read made him sound somewhat disdainful of the laptop. It reminds me in a way of Yuu and Gaomon in Digimon Next, this combination of strategist-with-low-self-steem kid and hotblooded-shonen-hero-hype-man digimon that complement each other perfectly.

Then, of course, it’s the evolution moment, and unlike all the others it does not happen during the fight, but in a hiatus, when Koushiro has already achieved his character growth and seems like he could potentially solve this without it. It doesn’t feel like a solution to his problems so much as a reward, and that makes it stand out from all the others so far.

And then the action, of course. As far as fights go, this competes with episode 1 and episode 9 for the title of the best episode of the series so far. The enemy strategy, Greymon’s and Togemon’s coordination, the use of the environment, the use of every part of a digimon’s body, not just the hands, the animation at its best since episode 3... everything was great here...

Which is why it’s so frustrating that none of it feels necessary, that everything in this episode could have been avoided if only they had acted in a way that actually made sense. Why are they going through the maze at all, when they could have gone above it and eliminate any risk of getting lost, or ambushed? All 3 digimon can fly in an evolved form, so why didn’t they use that? Why doesn’t Greymon evolve to MetalGreymon during the lulls in the fight? Why is the show trying to convince us that he can’t do it after receiving an attack, when we have seen him evolve right after being hit by Andromon just two episodes ago (and Andromon should be much stronger than those Kuwagamon)? Why didn’t Lilimon ever show up? The episode has so many great things, but the very basis of it is so flimsy that I couldn’t bring myself to enjoy it the first time I saw it. Every single other Digimon series has managed to justify why the other evolved digimon don’t solve the problems, but this one? Nah, that’s too much work.

Other notes:

Man, Jou is so earnest, and Yamato is so done with it, and Sora just humors him when he talks about trackers (because of course someone who bought everything Sora did in episode 4 knows what a tracker is). My huge issues with episodes 11 and 13 aside, at least the dynamic they built for those 3 is great.

Real World scenes came back, and they really feel intense, with the car crashes and the fires, offering a great contrast to the lightheartedness of the previous scene. I just wish they gave us a time-period for it because it still feels like just the same day and I can’t take it seriously.

NO EVO SEQUENCE FOR GREYMON! Okay, the MetalGreymon one came later and it felt shoe-horned and bad, but at least it’s an improvement.

Koushiro showed the most strategist skill this episode, but Taichi and Mimi both had their moments too, like when they’re discussing the relative strengths and weaknesses of their position during a lull in the fight.

Mimi once again looks overwhelmed by all the violence around her until Koushiro gives her the solution.

Koushiro’s laptop got an upgrade after his evolution. Since we already know it’s linked to his digivice because of episode 1, I wonder if this means we’ll get introduced to a Gennai or Homeostasis-like figure later on.

In short, I consider this a better version of episode 10, with all the great stuff that necessitated the non-focused-characters to act like idiots to happen. Next episode looks like it may suffer from the same thing. Hopefully not.

#digimon #Digimon Adventure: #Digimon Adventure 2020 #Koushiro Izumi #Tentomon

[spock-smokes-weed]

Some backstory and lore about my Naruto oc because that’s what I want to post

His full name is Menma Uchiha-Uzumaki, he’s the genetic son of Sasuke and Naruto

Physical appearance wise, he takes after Naruto, but his personality is all Sasuke

He was created in a lab by Orochimaru following the 4th great ninja war to basically be a human weapon. If another threat like Kaguya popped up in the next generation, Orochimaru wanted insurance in the form of the offspring of the two most power ninja of all time.

A few years after the war ended and before Naruto became Hokage, the leaf was hearing buzz about Orochimaru becoming a threat again, so Naruto and Sasuke are sent to investigate. When they finally track Orochimaru down to arrest him, they find an infant Menma and Orochimaru’s plans for him, also a 4 year old Mitsuki.

Naruto and Sasuke are fucking horrified that their dna was used to create a living weapon, but they take the kid back to the leaf and decide to coparent him. Mitsuki is also taken back to the leaf and Yamato becomes his adoptive dad. Orochimaru ends up how he is in Boruto, so like under house arrest but still allowed to do science stuff.

Sasuke and Sakura were married for like a year and then promptly got divorced (they’re still best friends and co parents tho) so Sasuke doesn’t have to explain the bonus baby to his wife. But Naruto is still very much married to Hinata and isn’t sure how to tell her he now has a baby with his best friend

When he does tell her she takes it really well and is a great step mom to Menma. There will be no Hinata bashing in this AU! no sir!

In regards to menma’s relationship to his siblings, he’s the youngest of the family. Being 4 years younger than Boruto and Sarada and 2 years younger than Himawari

He has the closest relationship with Sarada, because Menma spends a significant more amount of time at Sasuke’s than with Naruto (basically once Naruto became Hokage Menma stopped going to the uzumaki household as often, opting to just carve out some time for him instead of having him change households every week), so they built up the best bond with each other.

While he doesn’t get to see her as often, Menma has a pretty good relationship with Himawari. They’re the closest in age so they have a lot of similar interests. Menma is a very reserved kid, so his time with Himawari is always something new and fun.

And oof Boruto. His relationship with Boruto is baaaaaad. This is mostly because Boruto is the one Boruto character I hate, so like of course I’m gonna make him a dick. BUT I DO HAVE A REASON FOR IT!!!

They had a pretty good relationship before Naruto became Hokage, the typical older brother/younger brother dynamic. But after Naruto became Hokage is when things really started to get strained. Because Menma is split between two homes, and Naruto sees him the least out of all of his childern, Naruto tries to remedy this by giving just a little bit more attention and some one on one father/son time. Well Boruto took this to mean “oh, dad loves you more than me. He’s awful father and I’m gonna resent you now.”

Also since Boruto is a massive Sasuke fanboy, he’s kinda envious that Menma gets to have Sasuke as a parent and he doesn’t. So basically Boruto is just really envious of Menma and takes the frustration out on him by being a crappy brother

I have so much more but I’m like half awake so this is all I’m gonna say for now. Like I’m literally just posting this for myself because I love Menma, but like, I have more lore if y’all are interested.

#naruto #boruto next generation #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sasunaru #narusasu #sns #naruto oc #menma uchiha-uzumaki #me posting super indulgent stuff about my oc??? #more likely than you think

[rockabelle]

Confession: Part 2

See here for part 1

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Yamato’s body reacted before his mind had fully processed the words, his hand jolting back from Taichi’s in surprise.

He regretted the action immediately. It felt like it would be too weird to put his hand back, though.

He shifted in his seat, trying to think.

“Are you sure?”

Taichi’s face was usually so expressive, but he couldn’t read it now. All he knew was that his friend was barely breathing, and every word out of his mouth was making it worse.

“I mean, you said you were figuring things out, so…have you finished? Or are you still, uh. Is it possible that you’re just confused?”

“Yeah, I’m sure,” Taichi said like he was trying to enunciate each word very clearly.

“Alright. Okay.” He leaned back in his seat, crossing his arms. “Does anyone else know?”

“You’re the first I’ve told.”

“Not even Hikari?”

Taichi’s mouth twisted. “She wouldn’t want to hear from me right now.”

The sad thing was that was probably true. Hikari was still Hikari, so it was not as though she was acting petulant or hostile. There was just an absence of something that had been there, invisible and warm in the air between her and her brother.

Yamato was so used to the way the two of them were around each other that he hadn’t noticed it until it was gone. They had always been so tuned into each other. They always seemed to be aware of what the other was doing when they were in the same physical space, like they kept an ear out for a note no one else could hear. It wasn’t like they orbited around each other, but there was a harmony to the way they moved.

There was something discordant about them, now. It was probably hardly noticeable to most people, but to the original Chosen Children, it was painfully obvious. And Hikari wouldn’t allow anyone to address it. For as different as their personalities were, sometimes it was so obvious that she and Taichi were related.

Yamato could not believe that a closeness like theirs could be gone for good. They cared too much for each other, and there was an injustice to Hikari’s anger that he believed she was too good to let fester forever.

Would she turn away from her brother when he needed her? It pained Yamato that he couldn’t say ‘no’ for certain.

Taichi had spent the last few weeks not meeting Yamato’s eyes, and now he wouldn’t stop.

“There’s an underclassman,” Taichi said, like he was answering a question Yamato hadn’t asked. “Some of his classmates found gay porn on his phone. They’ve been hassling him and spreading rumors.”

Yamato had a sinking feeling he knew where this was going.

“So you want to, what? Come out and take some of the heat off him?”

“Not exactly. Or that’s not the only reason.” His leader bit his lip. “I’ve spoken up before- told people to knock it off. But it doesn’t feel like enough. The stuff they’re saying about this guy- it’s not true. They definitely would know that stuff wasn’t true about me, so if they knew that I was gay, too, then maybe it would change the assumptions they’re making about him.”

“Or maybe they’d just harass you, too,” Yamato hissed.

“They could try.” Taichi’s jaw set.

“Are you really thinking this through? This is the kind of thing that could ruin your life if it gets out. It could make it hard for you to get jobs, get accepted into schools, even get housing. It could follow you for the rest of your life.”

Yamato slapped a hand on the table. “Do you even know what it’s like to be an outcast? As long as I’ve known you, you’ve been popular. You’re a star athlete and you’ve got a way with people. You draw in friends like moths to a flame. I’ve always,” he swallowed. “Kind of envied that about you. Sometimes I’ve thought that you should be the one with the Crest of Friendship.”

Taichi said nothing, lips parting with surprise.

“The point is that if this gets out, that could all change. It won’t matter what kind of person you are, all anyone will see is a preconception. Something to look down on. Maybe even to fear. You don’t fit the stereotype, Taichi, but people could still imagine that you do.”

This was all going wrong. Yamato hadn’t meant to say any of this, didn’t even know where it was coming from, but it was true, wasn’t it? He had to make Taichi understand that this- this whim he was having, this stupidly brave desire to protect someone else based on a confused feeling that might not even be more than a phase, this could seriously harm him. Taichi was supposed to be more mature than this, now.

It just figured that Taichi would hesitate when he should have charged forward during their battles and then rediscover his reckless attitude the minute that behavior was no longer useful. Damn him.

The worst part was that Yamato knew he was saying exactly the wrong things to get him to stop. A familiar light was growing in Taichi’s eyes that thrilled Yamato even as it frustrated him. He’d missed it so much; thought for a time that it might be gone for good.

Taichi, who had seemed almost like a stranger at times over the last few months, looked more and more like himself with every passing second. The quiet, nervous person from earlier who could barely confess what he felt was gone. Taichi sat up straight in his seat, head raised and shoulders back.

“I can’t go through life hiding,” he said. “That’s not who I am. You think I’ve never felt alone or hated? I’ve never faced others’ fear? You should know better than that!” It was almost a shout.

Yamato thought of everything they’d been through together, in both worlds, and couldn’t deny the rebuke.

Taichi continued, eyes burning. “I can handle opposition and hardship, okay? But I can’t survive losing myself. If I sit silently by, if I just deny an entire side of myself, my life, that is what will happen. I know it, I’ve known it for a while, but I’ve been too afraid to do anything about it. I’m done with that.”

Both of them were breathing hard, like they’d been trading physical blows.

“I need to know, Yamato. Can I count on you? Are you on my side?”

“I think this is one of the stupidest ideas you’ve ever had,” Yamato snarled. “And that’s saying something. Of course I’m on your side, you fucking idiot. Like I’d leave you over something like this.”

The grin that lit Taichi’s face shone like the sun and Yamato felt like he hadn’t seen it in a thousand years. His chest ached as he grinned back.

“Then I guess I know what I need to do.”

“What?” Yamato asked, alarmed.

“I’ll tell my family. Tonight.”

“That soon?”

“Better to get it over with, right? I’ve waited long enough.”

Everything was happening so quickly. Yamato rested his elbows on the table and pressed his hands together in front of his mouth, thinking.

“Tell them at dinner. I have band practice after that. I can stop at your place on the way. If it goes badly, come with me to my practice and take your books. Say that you’re going to do homework with me. If all goes well, then just tell me that you don’t need help with your homework after all.”

“You never let any of us go to your practices. You even make Takeru sit outside, sometimes. ‘Too distracting to the creative process,’ wasn’t it?”

Yamato glared over his fingers. “If you think I’m going to leave you alone tonight if your family reacts badly, you can go to hell. Even if everything goes well, if you want some company, then you come with me. No bullshit trying to shoulder things alone. Promise me.”

“Alright. I promise,” Taichi said softly.

“I’m trusting you on this,” Yamato warned.

“I know. No bullshit.”

They exchanged a look; Taichi’s warm, Yamato’s faintly embarrassed.

“That’s settled, then.” Yamato cleared his throat. “I need to get going. Some of us actually have to cook for ourselves, you know.” He paused. “Unless you want me to be there with you when you tell them?”

Taichi thought about it, but shook his head. “Thanks, but it’d be better with just the family, I think.”

“What do you think Hikari will do?”

His friend’s brows drew together painfully. “I wish I knew.”

They were silent. Then Taichi stood up and fumbled in his pocket for his wallet.

“I can get it,” Yamato protested.

“No way. It’s the least I can do. Thanks for, well. For listening.” Taichi rubbed his nose. “I really appreciate your support, you know?”

“Yeah, well. It’s not like there’s any stopping you when you get like this,” Yamato said gruffly.

Taichi flashed a small smile and Yamato felt like he should have to blink spots out of his vision. Had it really been so long since he’d seen Taichi smile genuinely that he’d forgotten how intense it could be? It was like he’d built up a callous, like the ones on his fingers from playing guitar, and it had faded from lack of practice. With just a couple plucks of his heartstrings, he was left sore and stinging.

“Wish me luck.”

“Good luck.”

As Taichi dashed away from the shop door through the rain, hair soaked through and starting to droop down more like a normal person’s within moments, Yamato thought of a prayer his grandmother had taught him.

He murmured, “May those frightened cease to be afraid, and may those bound be free. May the powerless find power, and may people think of one another. May those who find themselves in trackless, fearful wilderness–the children, the aged, the unprotected–be guarded by beneficent celestials, and may they swiftly attain enlightenment.”

He smiled to himself. He was not really a spiritual person, but that prayer had always stuck in his mind. The “trackless, fearful wilderness” made him think of the Digital World, and the “beneficent celestials” reminded him of their partner digimon.

Now, he could only hope that whatever beneficent divine presence there might exist in this world would breathe protection over his best friend. He couldn’t think of anyone more deserving.

#yamachi #taiyama #yamatai #taito #digimon #digimon adventure #digimon adventure tri #digimon fic #yamachi fic #my writing #fic: confession #yagami taichi #taichi yagami #tai yagami #tai kamiya #ishida yamato #yamato ishida #matt ishida

[crossroadsimagine]

Could I get a match up with a guy from Naruto? I'm an extrovert, polite and distant with strangers and crazy around my friends. I'm creative, I love to draw and write, I play the piano and the transverse flute, I love reading and learning. I like "quiet-time" - I don't need or want constant action. I'm honest (seriously, I hate lies), a good listener and supportive. On the other hand I tend to beat myself up over mistakes and feel like I'm not good enough. I'm also a daydreamer. :) Thanks!

☰ Matched with Shikamaru

Shikamaru falls for you pretty quicklybut won’t let you know immediately, he’ll wait until the two of you have knowneach other for awhile first a few weeks or months first unless the two of youhave known each other since the two of you were little. 

He’ll just wait untilthe moment seems right and he’ll ask you out though he will seem slightly moreflustered or embarrassed, but just enough to make you wonder what’s going on.Once the two of you start dating, he is very loving and considerate towardsyou, he’s not overly affectionate but will cuddle with you on occasion when thetwo of you are alone. 

You are an extrovert and can be distant around strangersbut outgoing and crazy when with your friends, Shikamaru tends to be a bitextroverted and introverted and while he won’t like crowds and busy areas, he alsowon’t want to stay home all day, especially if you are going out he’ll want togo with you. 

You and Shikamaru both enjoy relaxing and quiet time and do notneed constant action or need to constantly be doing stuff together, Shikamaruis perfectly content sitting quietly doing different hobbies in the same roomor lying next to each other watching the stars or the clouds or even nappingtogether. 

He will like going out occasionally though but still isn’t a big fanof places he knows will be busy like the movies or an amusement park, he prefersnature and going on walks, the beach, gardens or going to festivals and fairs.He likes taking the opportunity to spoil you when he can but not with expensiveor grand gifts or anything but things, he knows you like or collect, like sinceyou enjoy reading, he’ll aim to get you books he knows you like or will enjoy. 

Shikamaru is a great listener and will like hearing you talk about yourself andyour day in general, even if you need to complain and vent about your day or aproblem you’re dealing with. He will even try to offer you some advice or helpwith problems though he can be very blunt and will not lie or sugar coat whathe wants to say, especially if he thinks you need the brutal truth even if it’sjust his opinion. 

Shikamaru is very comforting and understanding and willencourage you to be yourself and follow your dreams, even when it comes to yourmistakes or insecurities he’s comforting always. If you are having a bad hair dayhe’ll explain how beautiful you look, if you’re feeling chubby he insists youlook perfect and will spend the day cuddling with you, if you mess something upor make a mistake he’s reassuring that it’s not the end of the world and youwill bounce back. 

He is always encouraging and supportive and will never letyou sit around feeling bad about yourself because he is very observant and willtake action the moment, he sees you acting differently than normal. He wantsnothing but the best for you and wants to make you smile and stay happy, he’llstay by your side through all ups and downs and push you to achieve your dreamsand goals.

☰ Headcanons between you two

■He will be very lazy but when he can be helpful to you, he will be because hewon’t like seeing you struggling with something or taking a long time to finishsomething whether it’s chores or studying, he will offer his help even thoughhe may seem annoyed or bothered by it.

■He does not get jealous but instead he can get annoyed if you start spending alot of time with others instead of with him, or if you talk about someone elsea lot like a new friend or coworker or even a family member, he’ll seemdisinterested and irritated when you talk about them.

■He will go out with you to different places but really prefers to stay at home,preferring to play games, watch movies or lay around and watch the clouds orstars. He’ll really hate being out around crowds or busy areas.

■Enjoys staying home with you rather than going out and will even often initiatecuddles with you when the two of you are alone. Especially if he’s relaxing andlaying down, he’ll like pulling you into hug and cuddles with him in bed or on the couch.

☰ Other possible matches

◐ Hashirama is very upbeat, affectionateand positive and is always encouraging towards you and supports everything youdo and want to do in life, he is very spontaneous and once he gets an idea inhis head, he wants to make it happen right away. Whether it’s going out forsomething to eat, trying a new restaurant, going to a festival, seeing a movie,going to the beach or absolutely anything he’ll want to go do it. Often timesgrabbing your hand and wanting to go do something right that instant, but he’s alsoperfectly comfortable staying home with you. He can be extremely loving andaffectionate and doesn’t mind PDA and can even be smothering with it at times.

◐ Yamato is understanding, considerate anda great listener and pushes you to not only open up to him and trust him but toachieve your goals, no matter if they are large or small goals like graduatingfrom a University or even just sticking to an exercise routine he’ll try tohelp motivate you to stick to your goals. He likes talking with you andlistening to you and prefers staying home or being outside with you and he willnot care for crowds or PDA, though he does genuinely adore being affectionateand cuddly with you when the two of you are alone. He shows interest in yourhobbies and will ask questions about what you’re doing or working on.

#Naruto #Naruto match up #Naruto headcanons #Shikamaru match up #Shikamaru Nara

[durativo]

Tell us the story of how the cambion got decapitated OR you have to steal Yamato, slather her with butter and then trek it cross country and then bury her without using your speed to elude Vergil if he comes after you

Let’s Play a truth or dare: Send a Question AND a dare. My muse HAS to choose between them.

“So my choice is tell the story… or die by my own painful self inflicted machinations? Well that’s fair.”

It’s about time he told this story anyway.

“He was fifteen years older than me. Human years, at least. He told me he was pretty old in demon years though; he was in the underworld for a long fuckass time back ‘before Sparda and Mundus had their little beef’, as he put it. His name was Pandæmonium. In his words ‘yeah, I’m pretty sure my parents hate me too’. He had really long hair. Down to his ass. He kinda looked like a rockstar. His hair was white like ours, but he had some stray streaks of magenta in it. He wore a long black coat with magenta highlights and it went down to his shoes. It was really cool. Devil Sword Pandæmonium was this big smooth magenta thing. It looked so much better than Force Edge or Devil Sword Sparda. Good god, it was awesome.”

“Anyway, he told me to call him Pan. He said that name was perfect for him. Pandæmonium. Because Pan meant all, and that was also his preference.Pandæmonium the pansexual. His words, not mine. He was such a weirdo… also Pan had a fuckton of money. He did all sorts of odd jobs. He told me good on me when I told him I had my own business. He told me there was no shame in being a jack of all trades, handy man to babysitter to gigolo. Money is money. The only thing I think he loved more than fucking was fighting.”

“… I gotta admit, I don’t really know what happened to him. But I was… not really proud of myself in that time of my life and I… I was all alone for a while. I mean, I knew Lady and all but… another cambion, and one who was so confident in himself, and he knew demon friends and human friends, he was bridging that world between us. He was teaching demons how to interact with humans… he was also teaching them how to fuck, but that’s relations in the end, right? Still a way for them to get to know each other… and I…” He scratched the back of his head after some mild hesitation. “Fuck, I dunno, he was so confident in himself and his abilities, he could kick my ass in no time at all and I… I guess had… hope? That there was something to keep living for…”

“He never told me it was stupid… my dreams and stuff. He confided in me when I told him he was giving me a will to live. He told me it was good to hear, but he wanted me to find my own reason. People, even cambions… they can’t support another fully, letting one just be carried and the other forced to burden the weight. We can lean on each other, but we have to stand on our own at some point. We uh… we had a really strange relationship, yeah? He was kinda… uh…” His face actually flushed a tinge red, even though he didn’t turn red telling the tale of that sevensome. “He was kinda… like a sugar daddy.”

Of course, he meant more than that, for the years that they actually spent time together, but that was the best way to put it. When he had to move, he told me. “This is where we part ways.” He said he had a nice time with me. I was gutted. I just… I felt all alone again. Even fucking people still felt miserable when he wasn’t there.”

“I didn’t know what happened to Pan. All I learned was he went to Vie de Marli. And then… maybe two years later, I went to Vie de Marli. And I found him. I found Pan… well… I found his skull… look, I don’t really know how I knew, but I knew it was his. They also had his Devil Sword… but only the tip of it. I don’t know where the handle and the rest of the blade is… but I stole it. I stole it all. I buried him… not far from Modeus and Baul. I just felt like if I was there… maybe I would’ve been able to save him. I don’t know what happened to his body, I’m going to guess it got experimented on, but whatever was left of his spine was clearly snapped off– he had cuts on his skull too, cuts I know weren’t from scars. Damn bastard went down fighting the hardest anyone ever fought, and I know it. Enough for a cambion’s skull to be cracked and not healed over.”

“Anyway, Vie de Marli was… already a bad place. I didn’t need it piling that shit on top of me but… I tried to look on the bright side. At least I knew what happened. At least he came with me, and at least he got to be buried and not trapped in a glass box like a museum exhibit or some toy. The tip of the Devil Sword Pandæmonium I keep around. Like a good luck charm. He said if I could ever kick his ass I could have it. I didn’t kick his ass, but I brought him home, so… I guess that’s good enough for a piece. Yeah?”

#long post #oh look i'm making OCs for no reason because I hate myself #and i want dante to suffer #dante has a theory as to how Pandæmonium died #but he keeps it to himself #i think he keeps a lot of shit to himself #i mean. nobody else really knew him but dante #rp #ic #demonslayvr

[historicfailure]

Weekly Heads-up

Well, I guess because two people liked the post about a weekly newsletter, I will do this. And yes, these two people are enough for me. xD So, be prepared for a Sunday-special one hour before the dreaded midnight, starting the day of... you know all what I’m talking about. -.-’‘

So, what is coming next week? The answer is simple!

Nothing. Yeah, yeah it’s nothing.

My lovely proofreader is currently not able to proofread my stuff and I don’t want to subject you guys to my terrible, terrible mistakes of grammar and connotation. But I can say what I’ve already written and only waits to be proofread!

The first request is finished, Tenzo with pigtails! It turned into a little mini-fic of 11 pages I believe (it depends on the format, so around 10-12 pages) and it will be the first one to be posted when my friend has a chance to take a breather.

If anybody here is interested and also checked my AO3 account, you may have noticed a Kakashi x Original Character story with 80 chapters by now, “Find the Right One”. Well, the next chapter for that story is also done and only waits to be proofread.

And, as a little extra, I have also a Madara x Original Character story in my hands which was a gift for another friend of mine for her birthday. I asked if I could post that one because I thought it was pretty nice (Military AU, Madara as the mean Second in command and the OC is this new recruit who needs to stand her ground) and she allowed it ^^ Be prepared for 30 (yes, I know...) pages for that fic ^^

Another interesting thing for you would also probably be to know at what I’m working at the moment.

The next request, which would be a short and interesting fic with Ebisu who gets his glasses wipped away.

The last of the three winner requests of my 100 Follower celebration, a fic where Yamato receives the ending he deserved instead of the crappy one he actually got.

aaaaaand I had an idea for a story of a reclusive MC who lives out of reasons alone in the woods and meets after the Fourth Shinobi World War Team 7 who do one last mission together before Kakashi becomes the Hokage. I still haven’t decided who the love interest will be, but this time, I will include more of Naruto, Sakura and Sai in the story than in any of my other fics before. Right now, the working title is “End my loneliness”, so you all can guess what this is aiming at. ^^

I -of course!- have also some other ideas, but especially the last one irked me to the point that I already wrote 7 pages in one day. ^^’‘ 

Okay, and for personal stuff... Nothing really happened. I took a flight back into my home country for Christmas, I handed in my last essays and reports for University and now, I have all the time in the world to engross myself either in writing or Overwatch xD I’m also playing with the thought of rewatching Naruto, for research purposes, of course ;)

I hope the next week is also for all the ones who read this a good one! And I should mention this, because I didn’t until now...

I won’t leave tumblr. I hate twitter and until now, I pretty much liked this website. So, until they not decide that written erotica is also a no-no, I will continue to be here. To all my followers who are affected by the tumblr purge, I’m so sorry and I hope all of you could save up some contacts from friends you made here or some stuff you don’t want to lose. This purge is bs, we all know it.

That was it. Stay safe and positive and I try to do the same! Have a good night! :D

#weekly #heads-up #newsletter #writing #personal stuff #notification

[osakaso5]

Fragments Of Love CD Bonus Rabbit Chat Part 2: MEZZO"'s Fragments

Part 1

Tsumugi: Finding MEZZO"'s fragments: Mission 3!

Tsumugi: "Your opposite personalities are rooted in your upbringing. Why don't you just tell each other exactly what sorts of childhoods you had?"

Tsumugi: This is from Iori-san!

Tamaki: Iorin gets straight to the point

Sogo: We don't really talk about our families, do we?

Tamaki: You mean YOU won't talk about your family. You and Yama-san have the same "don't even ask" vibes.

Sogo: I never meant to give off those sorts of "vibes"... You're fine talking about your family, then?

Tamaki: Yep. I've answered a bunch of questions about them on TV anyway.

Sogo: I'm fine talking about mine, too. It's just that you've never bothered to ask.

Tamaki: I asked if you had servants that one time.

Sogo: And I already gave you an answer.

Tsumugi: P-please don't start fighting..! If neither of you has a problem talking about your families, you could take this chance to ask for more information about each other!

Tamaki: Hmm

Tamaki: No thanks

Sogo: I told you, I don't mind.

Tamaki: I'll ask you when you get back. Since you're all alone right now

Tamaki: If I slip up and say something wrong, you'll start getting weird ideas in your head

Sogo: I won't.

Tamaki: Yeah, you will. You always do!

Tamaki: I'm not gonna get embarrassed anymore, so can you come back already?

Sogo: But you're the one who needed a break...

Tamaki: Come. Back.

Sogo: Fine. I'll head back

Tamaki: King Pudding

Sogo: Okay. Manager, I know Iori-kun must've put a lot of thought into this mission, but can we drop it here?

Tsumugi: As long as it got you talking to each other. Thank you for being so cooperative..!

Tsumugi: Finding MEZZO"'s fragments: Mission 4!

Tsumugi: "Could your lack of progress stem from your anxieties towards one another? If there is anything that might cause MEZZO" to disband in your opinions, perhaps you should discuss it now?"

Tsumugi: That's from Nagi-san! Well... is there anything that might make you consider disbanding MEZZO"?

Sogo: No.

Tamaki: Yeah

Tsumugi: Really?

Sogo: Really..?

Sogo: Do you mind if I ask you what it is?

Tamaki: If you ever collapse again, we're disbanding.

Tamaki: Not because I hate you or anything. If you overwork yourself like that again, it'll be my fault. And I can't keep doing that to you, right?

Tsumugi: What do you think, Sogo-san?

Sogo: I'm going to be very mindful of my health from now on.

Sogo: I want to keep doing this, as long as the rest of you will let me.

Tamaki: You've never told me that before!!!

Sogo: I never had the chance to. Besides, I didn't want to be a burden.  I feel bad enough telling  you this now...

Tamaki: Are you sad?

Sogo: Of course I am, now that I know there's a chance we might disband. But I'll make sure to take care of myself, so we can both be happy.

Sogo: I'll return to the store and get some health drinks before coming to the hotel.

Tamaki: I never said we were disbanding! Get back here!

Tsumugi: You take everything so seriously, Sogo-san..! >< I think Tamaki-san is just genuinely worried about you.

Sogo: I know that. Thank you. But that's exactly why I need to work on myself, too.

Tamaki: Uuuugh I'm gonna come get you. Are you at the store downstairs?

Sogo: I'll be back in a second, don't worry.

Tamaki: Ah

Tsumugi: What is it?

Tamaki: Crap

Tamaki: I left the key in the room

Sogo:

Sogo: How many times does this make? I kept telling you not to forget your key..!

Tamaki: 

Tamaki: And I'm still in my slippers, lmao

Sogo: This isn't   funny.

Tsumugi: W-will you be alright?

Sogo: We can ask someone at the front desk to come open the door for us, so we should be fine. Just try not to worsen MEZZO"'s reputation by causing the staff any more trouble, okay?

Tamaki: I'm going downstairs. Are we done with the missions now?

Tsumugi: This next one is your final mission!

Tsumugi: Finding MEZZO"'s fragments: Mission 5!

Tsumugi: "Sou doesn't really express his true feelings when he's sober, so I got him drunk and asked him a bunch about Tama. I'll send you the audio I recorded, let me know what you think."

Sogo: Huh!?

Tsumugi: That was from Yamato-san!

Tamaki: Wow!!! He really recorded it!

Sogo: How could you do this to me, Yamato-san!?

Tamaki: Whoa...

Tamaki: Drunk So-chan's like, all droopy and stuff...

Tsumugi: And he's even more drunk than usual here! lol

Sogo: This can't actually be what I sound like, can it?

Tamaki: It totally is, lolol

Tamaki: You keep whining about me, lol You're so mad, lolololol

Sogo: I'm not like this, I swear.

Tsumugi:

Tamaki: And now you're praising me all of a sudden, lololol

Sogo: I told you, that can't be me. Stop listening! Please!

Tamaki: Huh? Now you're starting to compliment Yama-san?

Tsumugi: Yamato-san must be great at leading people to say what he wants, lol

Tamaki: You're just praising him now???

Sogo: What is this..?

Sogo: Did I really say all of this to his face..?

Tamaki: Ah, now it's my turn again

Sogo: Please make it stop... I want to die...

Tamaki: You're saying some pretty embarrassing stuff, So-chan

Tamaki: When did you start saying "BFF" anyway

Tsumugi: 

Sogo: I can't take this...

Tsumugi: It's nice to see you acting so happy, Sogo-san! You must really care about Tamaki-san.

Tamaki: Found So-chan clutching his head downstairs

Tamaki: I'll ask the dude at the front desk to open the door

Tsumugi: Please do!

Tsumugi: Well, what did you think of our meeting?

Tamaki: I think we might actually be better friends now

Tsumugi: I'm glad to hear that! I hope you'll stay that way..!

Tamaki: 

Tamaki: Yeah

Tamaki:  You can count on us

Tamaki: But don't you have a mission for us?

Tsumugi: You want one from me? Well then, you can answer this when you get back into your room...

Choices/outcomes:

1. Send me a picture of you having fun together sometime!

Tamaki: Sure. We'll take something like the ones Re:vale does

2. Sing a nice, friendly duet for me sometime!

Sogo: We'll try our very best...

3. Tell me where you think MEZZO" will be in ten years!

Sogo: Ten years... I'd hate for Tamaki-kun to be held back by me for a whole decade, but other than that, it sounds like a fun thought exercise.

Tsumugi: I'll be waiting! Thank you for today..!

Sogo: Thank you, too...

Tamaki: Thanks

Tamaki: We'll get back in our room as soon as the door's open. Then we'll have a toast with pudding and health drinks

Sogo: I'll never drink alcohol again.

Tamaki: Sure you won't

Tsumugi: It looks like we found plenty of MEZZO"'s fragments. Well done, both of you!

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[justsomewhump]

Whump Profile

I was tagged by @killian-whump, who knows how much I love doing those things! Thank you, dear!

Name: For personal reasons, I don’t want to disclose it publicly.

How old were you when you first realized you liked guys getting hurt?: Kinda hard question... when I was younger, I was always trying to find a way “around it” and not straight-up admit I liked “guys getting hurt”. Like, when I made up stories in my mind, I always weaved the plot so that there would be no other way for it to go than them being hurt. But that was in the “middle stage”, like when I was in elementary school, I’d be like, “And then he got hurt and started bleeding :D”

What was that very first scene you remember gave you those glorious butterfly feelings?: That’s quite possibly that Digimon episode where Yamato (Matt) is lost in a snow blizzard and finds refugee in a cave, but he’s still too cold and shivering, so his digimon, Gabumon, takes off his... fur coat, whatever that was, and covers Yamato so that he wouldn’t freeze to death. I must have been around 6-7 at the time. Yamato ended up becoming one of my all-time favourite characters, as well as probably my very first whumpee - being subjected to as much whump as a 7yo could make up XD

When and how was it that you realized “Hey, I’m not so messed up in the head!” and that there’s a definition and community for this sort of thing?: Well I have killian-whump to thank for that. I distinctly remember going through my notes of my non-whump blog one day, and seeing a “killian-whump liked your post” note, and an icon with Killian from 5x13, with blood on his face and all that. I was intrigued, and checked her blog. Kinda got shocked at first, wondering how she would even like that that much, even if she clearly said she loved the guy... but I couldn’t stop visiting her blog, even with the 80 posts or so she had at the time, so I ended up following her. I don’t remember exactly how things went, to be honest... but I started chatting with her, then I made some gifs for her blog that she posted “anonymously“... then ended up making this blog, unable to keep all my whump thoughts secret. The rest is history :P

What’s your favorite whump trope?: Oh, man. My first impulse is to say clutching their chest, partly because of broken ribs or something, partly because there’s a wound there they’re trying to keep from bleeding out. I couldn’t really choose, I think. I also love spiritual possession and sexual whump...

What’s a whump trope that you hate?: I’m gonna copy killian-whump’s answer to that, pretty much, and answer with death, along with extreme gore and eye/fingernail torture.

What’s your favorite whumped character?: I haven’t really explored the character of many whumpees, and even my original ones sound shallow now, but currently it’s Killian Jones from Once Upon a Time. Apart from the fact that I’d been loving the character to bits, he then went and got marvellously tortured, being a perfect little defiant stoic woobie... How could I not?

What’s that whumped scene(s) that you’ve watched over and over again. (We know you do it and we understand): I’m so glad there’s that little “s” over there because I’d feel so bad if I had to choose... *cracks knuckles*

- Pretty much everything with Killian in OUAT, over and over again, but I’ll put these below, where I was rewatching them before I realized what whump is and that it’s okay to like it.

- That scene in 2x11 where Gold beats the hell out of Hook, and though there’s not that much blood, for me it’s also marvellously angsty as well, so I remember watching that one a lot.

- That scene in 4x15 where Ursula wraps Hook in her tentacles and squeezes him a bit.

- I almost forgot the heart theft and heart squeezing scenes from 4x08 to 4x11 and I feel ashamed. How could I?!

- Jamie’s rape and torture scenes in Outlander 1x16 (is that the episode?)

- One specific lady whump scene in Game of Thrones 1x02. I’m on the verge of feeling bad because of how many times I’ve watched that one.

Bullet or stab wounds?: Stab wounds, cause they’re usually bigger and you need more hands than one to stop the bleeding, and the hands get all messy and bloody... yes. I am actually a bit bummed that Wish Hook got stabbed, but in his memories as Rogers, he remembers being shot. And I’m like... why you gotta change this?? Let me enjoy my preferable whump when headcanoning about him! XD

Fevers or Hypothermia?: Oh, I love the classic “sweating like crazy and trembling and being covered with a blanket and maybe being a bit delirious” thing, so yeah. One of my favourite parts in The Hunger Games is Katniss describing how Peeta behaved while burning with fever.

Emotional or physical?: Well, obviously, both, but if I had to choose, I’d choose emotional, preferably over past physical whump. I mean, there’s a reason I’ve written 11k and 9k words for two different fics respectively, focusing on the aftermath of heavy whump. If mainstream media ain’t gonna show me whumpees having PTSD, I’mma do it myself.

Injured and asks for help or tries to cover it up?: TRIES TO COVER IT UP. I have such a huge love for stoic whumpees, as I mentioned above... one scene in my first big “original” idea for a story has the whumpee injured somewhere on his upper back and leaning on a wall, while his sister is talking to him, oblivious to the fact that he’s bleeding to death because the whumpee refuses to take his jacket off... until he pushes himself off the wall and walks away, and his sister, to her horror, sees blood on the wall and asks him what the hell’s going on, and before he manages to say anything, he collapses. I just love this kind of shit so much - but my absolute fave is them ending up collapsing and being forced to ask for help, barely getting the words out because they’re in too much pain by now.

Lastly, does anyone know about this addiction of yours?: Apart from people here, technically, no. A friend once said she was writing a story which was an OC going through torture and stuff, so I guess she likes whump too without realizing it. However we never happened to talk about it since, but I guess she got that I’m also kinda into it? But you know, we haven’t actually discussed it in detail.

I’mma tag @hookaroo for this one ;)

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