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princessbrunette · 2 months

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let em know by bryson tiller is so ex bf!rafe coded,

like the lyrics "im coming back for good so let em know its mine" (drooling on my phone) and "thinking shit like who's out there fuckin' you and who's keeping you comfortable?"

he'd be losing his fucking mind bruh☠️☠️

୨🫖୧ ⏜ ♡̶

you could always feel rafe breathing over your shoulder, even after you’d broken up. if your phone were to ding with a text, often times you wouldn’t even have to look at the screen to know who it was — some form of ‘Who is this and why did he just follow you on instagram?’ text from your ex boyfriend himself. he was jealous, somehow more possessive than when you were together, and obsessed. as much as he was a menace who more often than not made your life difficult, you had trouble letting him go.

you’d awoken from an evening nap to your phone ringing, picking it up and pressing it to your ear with your eyes half open, not even checking who it was.

“hello?”

“i’m coming over, alright? if you got a guy over i uh, really suggest you kick him out ‘fore i come in there and make a scene.”

you blink yourself awake, pushing up onto your elbow. “rafe?”

“yeah, it’s me. what, you delete my name from your contacts or some shit?” he drawls, and your ears tune into the faint rumble of his background noise— telling you he really was in the car on the way to your house.

“no… i just woke up.” you sigh, sitting up fully. “why are you coming here? told you to stop doing that.”

“i actually don’t give a fuck what you told me, alright — i’m— i’m comin’ to claim what’s rightfully mine. okay? that’s you, by the way. i don’t know who’s been keepin’ you fucked and fed or whatever but i’m not letting that shit run anymore, okay — you’re mine. i’ll be there in five, be ready.”

you’re not given a chance to decline, or respond for that matter because he hangs up— leaving you disorientated and sleepy on your lonesome. there’s still that obedience in you, and you find yourself pushing up to your feet, wiping beneath your eyes as you prepare to let him inside.

୨🫖୧ ⏜ ♡̶

#anon #rafe cameron prompt #toxicex!rafe

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masao-micchi · 1 year

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Bruh all this time i imagined raymond fielding looking like that old man from barnyard who said "its a cow farm... Youregonnafindcowsoutside" ☠️☠️

I was fully prepared to draw him and when i checked the wiki just to make sure i got blindsided by the description "mid twenties, clean shaven, w shaggy chestnut brown hair and friendly personality"

Goes to show that i space out and sometimes not pay attention when listening to the podcast and my brain just fills out the blanks ☠️☠️ this was todays biggest plot twist i really thought he looked to be simon's age at least LMAO

#tma #the magnus archives

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wench-and-jezebel · 1 year

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Devour Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Bby Ackles [bby Ackles :)]

[Realizing that the entire movie is contained in the startup and you just. don't realize it yet. but anyway] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

God his kids look just like him

Anne Kilton 👀🤣 [I KNOW! When I tell you this film has SPN vibes… Not a lie]

Dean!

Sir, that’s not- Leave. Run! Your white is showing

THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH THE GUTS [The fact that you haven't gone hunting before is showing] ☠️☠️☠️ Blechhhh

Now a baby??? BUDDY GTFO. FLEE

Mysterious cabin in the woods

Nekked crying person

SIR

[The end. He ded. Sorry, did you think Jackles was in the whole thing? Oh wait :)]

The voice

[Weirdo monologues are back: Max-coded] Talking in circles

Oh nooo drugs [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 1]

TF [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 2]

[His jacket tho... Dean-coded] RIGHT?! But also… Wtf?! The kid was just gonna shoot them?!

Oooo, bitch

Wot. Is happening. [She was getting the champagne and intentionally being provocative] Oh shit

She favors Kirsten Dunst [Yup, agree]

Yeet. You just gave the lagoon monster a weapon

Ma’am [You mean that’s not how computers work?]

You burn candles on your laptop? Again... Ma’am

“YeH, I pushed a button.” You idjit.

“Watch your fucking language” ☠️☠️☠️ [I hate his boss btw]

Alan Ackles has arrived

Bruh his dad reminds me of your dad 👀☠️ [ASDFASDFADF YOU'RE NOT WRONG] Lemme find out you’re related to the Ackles [I would pass the frick away] I would too! ☠️☠️☠️

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 3]

WOT

BRUH ITS WILD CHARLIE [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 4]

[Buddy, I love you, but please ask why your friend is demanding your personal info and typing on a computer] ☠️☠️☠️

Wait is this uncoolness again [His friends are very uncool throughout the film: you'll see]

Huh. Uh, y’all run. HE CRAZY

[I love his acting in this scene. The turkey line is so well done too aalksdfj]

WHY CANT THIS MAN HAVE GOOD FRIENDS??? EVER???

BRUH [Did I mention friends putting personal information into random computer programs = not good idea?] LIKE… dude!

Ohhh noooo

Bruh… I’m tripppinnn lol this movie is wild [I KNOW RIGHT]

[Get ready for hate-his-boss hours]

BRUH

BRUH. BRUHHHH!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLEEEEEE!!

["You wouldn't have let Conrad sign you on" HE DIDN'T KNOW?!!?!?] RIGHT?!?

Can this dude keep a mom!!?? [I say nothing… I love them tho]

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 5] 😭😭😭😭

Say you want him in your pants/skirt without saying it ma’am

[This mom's better at the love-life-meddling than Mary]

He’s so cute thoooo [I KNOWWWW]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Buddy

[I love Jackles in this whole scene… His smirk/fist pump thing alskdfj *chef's kiss*]

He’s too cute… I can’t even [I KNOWWWWWWWWWW]

Ma’am.

Sir.

Masir.

It’s. Not. Like. This. What is she. DOING. TO HIS HEAD. WHAT. AM I WATCHING WOMAN??? I HAD TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN. ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [I did warn you about this scene]

AND SHE JUST WALKS AWAY

[Okay, two things… a) I love Jackles playing the romantic type. And b) the promised friend-uncoolness] *huff sigh*

Bruh why does the voice on the phone sound like him 🤔🤔

Jump scareeee ☠️☠️

Bruh that’s the devilll run [Okay, but. To be fair. His entire life is vaguely concerning rn. Buddy's head ain't even safe]

The smileeee! Isss too cute

Ooooof Wench’s dad, run!

Oh shit [He didn't run] Reverse daydream???

Ah! A k! Ack!!!

Nope. I almost passed out for that one. Bruh.

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 6. And continued friend uncoolness. At least he apologized immediately, unlike SOME people] 🥺🥺

Uh ohhh he in trouble

Or something

Runnnnnn

[Oh, I forgot that intercourse bit, sorry.] Oooooof. They ded. [They did the deed in a horror movie; isn't that, like, a cardinal rule?] ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Fair. But they didn’t even get to finish

Buddy. DONT WALK INTO A CRIME SCENE. [HE'S CONCERNED FOR HIS FRIEND; CUT HIM SOME SLACK]

OH SHIT THE TONGUE. BLECH

[Dean-coded hug right there.] WITH JODY [And guilt complex. Poor buddy getting blamed by other people again, too] RIGHT!? ["You coulda brought the gun to me" Yeah, you see how me reporting someone else's crime went this time; of course I could have]

Oh no sad music [Buddy's friend just died; I think it's deserved alkdsfj]

Buddyyyy 🥺🥺🥺 Oh noooo

Oh nooooooo [Wot?] The little "son" got me

The way he says “Ok” *dissolves*

[I do like his "play it cool" line. Is so cute alksdjf Help]

Clothes change [Jonathan/Wayne Stranger Things jacket]

Oooop look at that he’s drinking [also Wench's dad-coded]

[Jake's look when daddy grabs his arm is a bit. Concerning.] 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Yep

*sigh* Poor Jake/Tom/Dean

“Marisol” Like aerosol [alskdjf]

[Frecklessss!!! That's the most pronounced I've ever seen them] I KNOWWW

BRUH She got that crazy look in her eye. Don’t go. DONT BRING YOUR FRIEND.

*sigh*

[Did I mention romantic!Jackles is so great compared to the emotionally-repressed character he usually plays? Like, nothing against those roles — I love them, too — but it’s a nice change.] I KNOWWWWW! IMAGINE. JUST FREAKINGGGG IMAGINEEEEE. HIM WOOING CAS LIKE THIS. Poor buddy would combust! [Is trueeee]

Aight… I’m calling it the pathway is them. At least their voices. They are calling themselves.

[Love her ringssss] I knowwww

Blech. Blechhhh! Fingers

POOR BUDDY

Susssssspciousssss

I am Native American; I can confirm they probably do weird shit like that

Buddy only been with this girl 10 mins and she’s already pouring his coffee; I’ve been with my husband 15 years and he pours his own shit ☠️

FREAKING MOVIES KISSING. THOSE FIRST THREE WERE JUST FITTING THEIR MOUTHS TOGETHER

the cat 🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Tf

👀👀👀 I seeee you

Roar

[Get ready for more Dean-coded]

Well damn Jake can’t catch a break-

WHAT THE FUCK BUDDY HE DED

*sigh*

“Give rest o christ… cause you have took half our town already. Please chill out” (I’m going to hell)

[btw, SPN-coded lore-gathering session] Right! [The lights are pretty tho. He be pretty too]

The priest is like this is ABOVE my pay grade

IF HE CUTS HIS TONGUE ONE MORE TIME AACKK

i just kept the tat… ya know… cause- ☠️☠️☠️

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ [My dude slandering Metallica]

[The dog's name is Sammy asdlf *Now* who's getting replaced with a dog?!]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[I am waitinggggg for your reaction to the ending of this film btw; seems like is gonna be gold] 🤣🤣🤣🤣 [Edit: I was right. Be warned about the increase in cursing alskdjf]

Well shit. Poor devil guy

Ooooooh the plotttt thickenssss

[Early Jackles films has him brooding and staring at things a lot] 🤣🤣🤣

More sitting, more staring [tbf, buddy pulls off the Heathcliffe aura real well]

Ahh! It came in handy!

Oooooooh! Devil shit!

A GHOST

OH SHIT

why Jake gotta go to hell? He’s so sweet [You'll see] And cute ☠️☠️

[WAIT OH HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD THAT’S AMES WHITE FROM DARK ANGEL] What?!? 👀👀 [You'll understand the significance later… for now, @witchy-writer-lady and I shall keep the secrets]

👀👀👀

👀👀👀👀👀👀

OH WAIT!

OOH SHITTTT!!!

LE GASSSPPP!

[aka: this entire movie is trying to sell us on the fact that this lil ray of sunshine is the spawn of Satan laksfdj]

OH SHIT [Bye bye Ames] WHOOOPSIE

BITCH YOU DED

[btw, um. You thought that twist was something. Wait for the next one.] WAIT. Is tarot girl ANNE?!?! Pls Say- [I say nada] Womannnnnnnn she gave him the smooches! That’s not ok [I DID NOT CONFIRM] Like I know he is foineeee but it’s not ok! If it is the case

Oh shittttt

WHY WOULD YOU GRAB THE BLOODY KNIFEEEE??! BUDDY, WHATCHA DOIN THERE?!?! [Okay but horror movie, weapon = good]

This fucking movieeeeee- [Is not done yet] Is wilddddd

Ooof

Ohhhh shit… That’ll do it. He gonna snap [aslkdjf] And start killing with the pick axe [ALSKDFJ]

[That was. That was a yes on the momma thing.] I CALLED IT. ACK. ACKKKK. ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. KKKKKKKKKKKK. KKKKKKKKKKK. NOOOOOOOOOOO.

VSIDUEBEBSZKIZHSSGV I CANT

I CANT

IMEOT

WOR

How type? I can’t

DEVIL

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGG

[Sam-letting-Dean-turn-into-a-vampire-scene-coded. Which is kinda concerning given the. Undertones. of that scene.] BLEHCH

WELL SHIT

SHORT END. EVERYTIME

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Endpoint Reaction:

Wench: I want you to know that I've been cackling at your reaction this whoel time

Jezebel: FUCK COFFEE I NEED LIQUOR ADTET THAT. I STILL CANT TUPE

Wench: asdk

Jezebel: I’m just- Yeah.

Wench: I'm dying of laughter rn

Jezebel: I just…. What. Why. His mother. She was his mother. “I can be anything you need me to be” HOW ABOUT A DECENT FUCKING MOTHER YOU MANIPULATIVE DEVIL BITCH

Wench: One of the few films where Jackles comes out with two parents still alive, and it’s only true because he had four at the beginning and lost two along the way aldskfj

Jezebel: Well, three, ‘cause he killed her too

Wench: Nah, she didn't die

Jezebel: Wtf. But she was dead at the end, wasn’t she?

Wench: The human vessel was. And that's a maybe. We don't know for sure. But she's definitely alive enough to force-feed him blood and shit, so

Jezebel: Oooh. Blech. His MOTHER. Who wroteeee this shit. Bleach. I need bleach for my eyessss

Wench (aside to the audience): She’s never forgiving me.

Jezebel: I just ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ok I’m good I think

Wench: aklsjdf

Jezebel: It was a pretty good movie. Until the end. That happens a lot in Ackles case.

Wench: Do you see what I mean by, his acting was actually, like, really good? Especially in that context?

Jezebel: Yess! Buddy just couldn’t get a good ending if it was standing right in front of him… Ten Inch Hero next, so I can be equally pissed at the ending but in a happier tone. Maybe tomorrow?

Wench: YEAH. FINALLYYYY. Sandwich shoppe, here we come!

Jezebel: Ending note. SHE WAS HIS FUCKINGMOTHER!?!?

#devour #devour 2005 #jake gray #jensen ackles #this was an adventure #jezebel (pr)#reactions #horror movie reactions #horror #horror movies

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gogiveurhomieskissegn · 2 years

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Ramble post bc I can

Why tf do ppl ship Vance and Bruce.

They 1: got absolutely zero fucking screen time together so there isn't rlly anything to ship in the first place bc u haven't even seen them interact☠️

2: they probably wouldn't even get along?? 'oh but opposites attract' bruh actual opposites like fucking Vance and Bruce wouldn't work out guys😐. They have nothing in common, nothing to bond over. Plus their personalities are so different. One of them is a nice, sweet polite mf the other one is an angry asshole who beats ppl up on daily. They would probably not even talk to each other?? And if they did they probably would dislike each other. They wouldn't get along. They have nothing to bond over. they have absolutely nothing in common. I'm sick of y'all acting like opposites would actually work out☠️. What would realistically happen if opposites even got into a fucking relationship with each other is that one of them would question or nag the other to change or do something they don't like. And of course the other would just fight them (well that's at least how I wild see Brance working out).

Some of y'all hating on Rinney (robin x Finney) but yal should really hate on fucking Brance (Bruce x Vance) bc at least robin and Finney got screen time together and it somewhat makes since unlike that shit show of a ship.

Plus??some of u ppl are shipping Gwen x Donna☠️

Y'all they didn't even interact and would probably just be friends. Donna (probably)likes Finney and Finney likes her 😐

Y'all need to stop making every character you set ur eyes on gay just bc they look slightly feminine like Vance or bc they looked/were nice to each other like Robin and Finney.

It literally makes me wanna rip my eyes out whenever I see a Brance post bc guess what??it would never work out.

It was the 70's you guys let me realistic here. Gay ppl werent accepted. If you were openly gay back then you would've probably gotten hate crimed in the daily.

Plus you probably wouldn't even know you were gay?? Bc you would generally believe you had an attractive to females (or men) bc it was hammered in your brain at a young age. Yet another reason as to why Rinney/Brance wouldn't work out. Bc eve if they did have feelings for each other (which would be unlikely) they would never confess and probably try to distance themselves away from each other bc guess what??? It's the fucking 70's.

Quit acting like that isn't what would realistically happen y'all😐

Idgaf if its ur headcanon or you would just think they would look cute together it would never happen. Stop making every fucking character you see gay bc half the time they are straight😐

This is like the Steddie ship of the black phone istg.

And there's ofc the mfs that are like 'he only bear up ppl bc they made him loose his game 🥺🥺he's not a bad person ' stfu that mans is most likely a sociopath yall.

'no he wouldn't he's just a 15 yr old with anger issues 😡' bffr.

The symptoms for ASPD are fucking hostility, irresponsibility, risk taking behaviors, aggression, impulsivity, irritability,lack of restraint ect..

Which in the three mins of screen time he had he's shown most of those symptoms.

I'm not saying he would abuse you or others in any other way, he most likely wouldn't if he rlly liked you but all I'm saying is that ehs not fucking nice and most likely is a sociopath in the making, you cannot tell me otherwise.

He ist just some 15 yr old with anger issues. He's a 15 yr old who literally beat someone half to death over a game and and carved something in there fuckings skin. 'he just did that bc they pulled a knife on him🥺🥺' bro could've just punch them a few times, take their knife, say some threat and leave but no he didn't. He beat tf outta both of them and carved something in one of their skin. And also??? He showed no remorse kr guilt after, he didn't even hesitate before he went back to him precious pinball game. Y'all have to stop acting like he's ok, and that he's just some sweet lil momma's boy who has some anger issues 🥺

That man is a menace to society y'all need to stop acting like he's anything else☠️

Theres obviously something wrong with him and it's not plain anger issues that man has to be a sociopath or have a mental illness like that or sum

Idk this is just my personal opinions if you don't like them idrc bc then again ur probably the mfs I'm talking about in the post☠️

#the black phone #vance hopper #bruce yamada #finney blake #robin arellano #gwen blake #donna tbp #tbp #tw!!personal opinions

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tvxqdbsk · 1 year

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it's good that sm scrapped nct hollywood but to built nct tokyo from scratch?? ☠️ bruh I'm approaching 30 now i have to wait idk 3-5 years more? some says it just an excuse for sm to debut younger members. but leaving shotaro out of nct is really a waste. his talent is a gem for nct brand

they had 5 dudes (including 2 nct members up until a couple hours ago) right there who could have been in nct tokyo how are they going to put none of them in the unit its crazy. and starting a whole new nct unit from scratch is gutsy but the survival show will get fans familar with the new members and devoted to them by the time they debut. i doubt it'll take 3-5 years, i could see them debuting by the end of next year if sm gets their shit together and actually organizes this show instead of letting the plans fall through like they did with nct hollywood

#ask

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ghost-is-pan · 7 months

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I have nobody to rlly tell my drama too.

but GURRRRRRLLLLL

my heart😭

so i’m friends with my ex’s friends.

2 OF EM LIKE ME☠️ & I like em BOTH

honestly whoever asks first i’m down to say yes, they seem like good people.

BUT LIKE

THEY’RE BOTH SUPPER CLOSE WITH MA EX-2

One is best friends with him while the other is just one of his closer friends 😭😭😭😭

ITS NOT LIKE IM DOING IT OUT OF SPITE EITHER! IM JUST EXISTING BRUH☠️

I stayed up all night on call with one of them, & i wanna see where it goes. They’re both puppy crushes, but i’m really looking forward to either option😊

damn my love spell rllly be working, & my love charm.

& my manifestation book🧍

anyways.

i’m in a good mood today, just tired☠️

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zombabiee · 2 years

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bruh okay so men at the store come by and ask me about their phones and how to do certain things right 😭 so this man he comes by and we’re alright with eachother hes never been creepy whatsoever always been chill. He reminds me of my dad cause his personality its playful and even promised to get me something but idk about that lmfao but anyway point is ive known him for a while.

So he came in and was asking if i can find a name in his messages and I was just gonna search it up but he told me if i could look for it manually so im like whatever I’ll scroll ig. So i found her and YEAH THIS MIGHT OF BEEN MY BAD BUT LIKE IF YOU COME TO ME WITH UR PHONE IM NOT THINKING YOU HIDING ANYTHING 😭☠️ right so i fucking click on it ☠️ and Immediately thought how bad of an idea that already was because regardless thats shits personal and not my business but I did anyway BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK ANYTHING OF IT☠️ and so I see it, its a fucking dick pic ☠️ i should of put the two and two together cause he was asking for me to look for a girls name and I just shouldn’t have open it 😭 BUT EVEN THEN HE ASKED ME HOW TO CALL HER SO I PROBABLY WOULD OF HAD TO OPEN THE MESSAGE TO CALL HER ETHIER WAY. (Me just trying defend myself anyway i can ☠️) so yeah

When I realized what it was I was just like oh shit but I wasn’t freaking out i was acting extremely chill and being all like “alright here you go” “oh you wanna call her okay just tap on her name and click the little phone and there you go :)” all while the dikpic was sitting there 😭

I have no idea if he was embarrassed because he knew it was there and still chose to ask me how to call So that shit had me like bruh☠️

But yeah I don’t think he was embarrassed because the way i was acting maybe he thought I didn’t notice or just didn’t give a fuck. And tbh I didn’t give a fuck because like its your business whatever everyone does it like okay pues.

But yeah you come to me with your phone im thinking nothing of it ☠️ i just gotta remember middle age men don’t always know.

Never again bruh i am not opening or looking through stuff again 😭

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daemosghost · 2 years

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I have the strong desire to cyberbully some hetalia fans once again 'cause why the fuck did I have to see this shit once again

#y'all already have an L for still supporting the show even when its not the 2000s anymore #and another L because of how the countries imperialism amd nazism ks represented #but bruh the niggas that were out here making shit like this thats just even worse ☠️☠️☠️#cursed image #tw hetalia #txt #txt post

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daydreamrry · 2 years

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He's a millionaire and has been in the business for more than a decade. So many people think less of him after this year, and what for? I don't get it.//

Maybe they wanna dirty up his image some for HS3??? Oooo maybe he’s going down some lyrical routes and topics he hasn’t like drugs and sex but more explicitly. I mean he’s gonna be “having realistic sex” in two movies and is playing basically the orgasm god. Basically he admitted acting has inspired his writing (writes a song as jack lol). Maybe this is all an image shift!? Stupid a bit but idk what he’s written. Maybe he doesn’t want to look as squeaky clean for what’s coming 😏 hmmm. I mean leather, the dazed 80s looks. Lol maybe this man even intentionally lost weight (I also think part of this has to do with fashion, I think he’s doing something there we don’t know and you know fashion likes people evacuated) and planted cocaine rumors as well. I feel like he would do some shit like that. This literally makes the most sense of all. He gets promo, money and shifts his image so the next album is believable. It wasn’t supposed to go homewrecker narrative bc he hates that shit which is probably why he’s looked pissed and has been shunning her. She sold him that it wouldn’t look that way. And he thought it wouldn’t. It was supposed to be dirty enough that he fucked his boss. I mean that explains why he was so publicly kissing her and making their “relationship” public, something he’s never done. Image shift! He’s trying to be more grown up to the GP. Not because Olivias old but it’s like he was pictured making out oooo he’s not a little boy anymore, steamy pics, sex symbol having sex in movies… he’s a man. He’s not this innocent baby he fucked his boss! Who’s ten years older. Scandalous. What’s he gonna write about? (This is the line of thinking that landed us in this hellscape). That’s why Olivia released that article about her and Jason when she did. That’s probably when the deal started or around then. It wasn’t supposed to go homewrecker but Jason’s vindictive (as he should be) and used it to capitalize for Ted Lasso (which is genius because he got the sympathy vote and tons of awards plus people wondering if what happened will leak over into Ted Lasso, giving upcoming seasons more PR and pushing Apple to contract for more seasons, him being fucked over made him even more likeable than he was and made him some weird American tv hero) then the HO teams tried to squash homewrecker image with its super serious but no one believed it so his team started being intentionally messy I feel like to make it obvious it’s PR to the people who give a shit. US. No one else knows the narrative is all over the place or gives a shit and the GP still gets a messier Harry and we all feel he’s messy now too regardless. They’ve been shading her ass all year much to our enjoyment. They’ve been paying her back for her fuckup on the narrative. Having her go to him all time etc and she agrees because it’s the only way it moves forward and she fucked up her life for this stupid shit so she might as well walk around in his merch like a dumbass. H was like this is not what we agreed to, maybe changed terms of contract when his image got too messy, which is the shift. Probs happened after his team said he thought she was single. That’s when he stopped looking as interested. Yeah yacht still happened but come on we saw H kissing Flo so man can obviously act sexually aroused but didn’t lol. I’m ☠️. He’s shaded her at every chance he’s had because he is our petty king and we love him for it. OMG. He knew how this would look for her and knew she’d get hate and was probably like good. Like that comment in Dazed? I bet his ass made sure they published it. The rest of the article was so strongly written and not tabloid so I don’t think they would’ve included it. I wonder if his team had dazed include Olivia just so we could get Harry’s petty comment. 💀☠️ Bruh. Please tell me y’all see how hilarious he is. The dumbest part is Olivia fucking over Jason for this stunt. Anyway you try to figure out her motives they look fucked up and she barely gets anything out of it but now extreme hate. Sigh. Bruh. Why does my brain work like this?

BESTIE TYPED A WHOLE NOVEL AND SPILLED!

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4yo-yo4 · 2 years

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yesterday was such a good day

sorry this is gonna be reeeeallly long lol

I was w Bee in the morning and my brother was throwing around a ball with his friend and Bee said “Caroline, watch out!!!” Lol bc they were gonna hit me and i was like huh? but the ball went past me and she said “How do you not have fast reflexes by now? I have a son- you have a brother and you dont have fast reflexes? Come ooonnnn” Lolll

there was one point where they would’ve actually hit me but i dodged it and she said “That was better!”

and then they started throwing it over her head 💀 she ducked down after the other kid caught the ball and i thought to myself “where those fast reflexes at?”

also before all that she was talking to me about how her grade (1st) is singing at mass saturday and she joked “Do I have to go tomorrow if I’m already going to mass today? I dont wanna… is that bad? sorry🤣🤣”

she went to mass yesterday (friday) w the school bc we all go to mass as a school on friday morning

but usually the younger grades don’t go, they just livestream it bc of covid and i didn’t know they were coming yesterday

Even after she said that I still didn’t know because I was so lost in thought thinking about how beautiful she is and how she was talking to me and how much i love her laugh

so i was so surprised when I saw her and i was like omggggg she’s hereeeee AAAA

that’s when our whole convo actually registered in my head 💀

and she was glancing at me during mass 😏 Lol

I had forgotten my chromebook at home yesterday, so i asked my dad to bring it and he said he would

i went to lunch and still didn’t have it so i was like wtv he prob forgot about it its fine

I saw Bee on the way to lunch and she said hi 🥰

later I was sitting at a table eating & waiting for my friends when I saw her come back out of the corner of my eye and i was like 😮‍💨 act cool act cool just be normal

and i noticed she was walking towards me so i turned around and SHE HAD MY CHROMEBOOK

she handed it to me and she said

( she was talking very fast and she seemed kinda nervous it was so adorable)

hi i had your chromebook.. i probably should’ve just brought it with me when i came to do lunch duty in the first place but i forgot it sorry bye

awe 😭❤️

and then at the end of the day i ran into her as she was leaving and she was taking one of her students outside with her for his parents to pick him up and she said to him “Do you know who that is? 😁🤩 That’s Mrs. ********’s daughter! Caroline this is Carlos.” (my mom is his teacher)

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i went to church today again

(tooootally to see her class and not her)

i wasn’t even sure if she would be there but I still got all pretty and went

I didnt see her come in

she walked past me and i was like 😍😍😍

she was with her husband of course (Chris😜🤑☠️)

when little kids go up to sing and do little dances at masses, their teachers sit on the floor in front of them against the pews so they’re kinda hidden and they do the hand motions to the songs to help the little ones remember

my mom didn’t really know them, so she had asked me to sit and help the kids too

and when I was walking up to sit, Bee was behind me and she said “oh my god I’m sitting with Caroline- Where are you sitting?” and she touched the back of my arm 🥺 it felt so nice

she sounded like me talking excitedly to my friends whenever I see her lolll

and she sat with me and we did it and it was so adorable

the kids love her so much its the sweetest thing

and her face is so cute when she says hi to them and they give her hugs omg she looks so happy

my heart hurts every time i think about it

like rn

i get literal pains im so in love with her

im so scared for next year bc im going to a different school and most likely never will see her again

but i hate thinking about that

im not the church kinda person but im gonna go every single weekend just to see her

gosh i never knew i was capable of loving so much

bruh idek what to do with all of this emotion

#Bee #tc #teacher crush #female tc #female+teacher+crush #age+gap+crush

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wench-and-jezebel · 1 year

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Dark Angel Reaction: The Kidz are Aiight

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Oh god😕ew [What a way to start]

LINTLICKER!!! ITS BEEN A WHILE

JEEZ

Seee this is the part where he seems to not care. Like oh I love them …. But I’ll also let them die to find the others

[btw um. Remember how I've mentioned the whole. PsyOps thing. That I've mentioned. Occasionally. because... this is PsyOps.] OH SHIT not the laser to the eyeeeee!?!? Blech

Is this a different Zach? Like a recast? [No, I don't think. He's just. Ragged] He looks different 🤣

Is this real or is he losing it? Or is this part of what they’re doing? [Do you really think I'm gonna tell you that? :)] Rude

Ah, I see

Ew, creepy smile

[I like her pants]

Ma’am. That. Doesn’t seem… Sanitary.

WAIT! Is this the gif?! [Yes.] ISSS THE GIF! [*sigh* you’ve found another mouse, I see]

This is sweet [This is true! The cane thing was kinda cute too] I KNOWWW 😭😭

[Bruh, the first thing he's gonna have to do with the feeling in his feet is clean the grit from between his toes laksdjf] 🤣🤣🤣 so true

☠️☠️☠️☠️

Again. KENDRA WHYYY

[They both pulling the 80s romcom obsess-over-the-outfit montage] I’m loving this

☠️☠️☠️ the what is what sir

[Oop- leg shaving?!?!?! Damn] 🤣🤣🤣 [Things are serious]

ACK I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

["Friendship" Bruh, Logan, you lie] ☠️☠️☠️

Zach ded

WOT? THE TOMBSTONES! THE DISrespect

See this is why I don’t like you Lintlicker

Nope! Ack!

Oh. That- [Digging himself out of the grave went better for him than it did for Dean ngl] That was easier… yeah

Is the dr helping or is this a set up [Nah, I think he was helping?] Okay good [I think we saw him hold Zach's hand earlier] Awwww [I don’t know for sure though]

You know what this means… Dr gonna die

Friends don’t need candles Logan [:)))]

Aww

“So.” Awkwarddddd 🙂

When are we doing another NCIS!?! I need someTony now lollll [asdlkfjasldkfj we can do it soonnnn]

Poor Logan [Getting stood up for incest vibes] Logan: Zach?!? 💕💕

[Y'all, I'm not liking this parallelinggggg]

Oh hello (annoying) Max. I was wondering when you'd show up

Bet Max is thinking “well shit… maybe Logan was right”

[Okay, sorry, but... Acting = 3/10, film staging = 1/10, overall judgement = bad] “Oooooowuwuwuuuwuu” That’s the noises that face makes. Like… Suck it up ☠️☠️☠️ [And did I mention the incest vibes suck] Yea. They do

Yes, let’s get in this cave and scream. Genius

["It's different with you" Ummmm See?!?!?!] Um ["How could I forget-" oh god] Huh. [“-one single thing about you”] Ewwwww

– – –

Jezebel: *sigh* Aight, let’s see… We got another not much has happened yet episode. Except I met PsyOp, or however it’s spelled

Wench: PsyOps. And it's a department, not a person alksjdflkdsajf

Jezebel: You shush! I know

Wench: But yeah

Jezebel: And the whole laser in the eye is *sigh*

Wench: So recall that I've told you that Alec's been there a good three times :)

Jezebel: Poor doctor guy tho! Like he did not deserve that… just to help the guy in love with his own sister (and maybe her “not boyfriend” too… it’s complicated)

Wench: I'm still not fully certain whether doctor guy was aboveboard btw. I can't remember, sorry. And I wouldn't spoil if I did anyway, so hah!

Jezebel: But alas Max and Logan were being cute and I finally got to see the waterside scene irl 💕💕

Wench: I swear, we're gonna find out later that you've actually watched this entire show through gif form. It's just two seasons of the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme

Jezebel: The “not” date was adorable, but, also, I’m sorry Logan… if that chicken sat in the oven (while it was off) long enough to have cooked fully…. She’s spoiled. Manticore ain’t gonna be able to get Max if she dies from Salmonella

Wench: lkasjdf

Jezebel: And then its all thwarted by pre-Zachinator ‘cause he nneeeeedsss Max

Wench: Ugh. Like... it'd be different (maybe) if they were in different units, but, as it is. No. She and Zach are too fraternal to be anything but incestuous. It's about the vibes and theirs are. nop.

Jezebel: And, of course, anything for Zach. So I got a good heaping taste of the Max I hear so much about

Wench: This is true! You get proof @witchy-writer-lady and I aren't insane!

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Thoughts on their... *cough cough* dynamic?

Jezebel: Yes. EW. And that’s it! That’s the thought.

Wench: And that’s all for midpoint!

– – –

[Once again, btw. WHAT IS IT WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GETTING TO LOOK DISHEVELED] 🤣🤣🤣 This is fair

The flashback thing tho

[“It’s been a long time since I let my guard down long enough to sleep” Buddy, you slept for two seconds wtf you mean]

Sooo i thought he was just a physical therapist [I think he is?] Oh. He sometimes seems to be more [alksjdf idk for sure, sorry]

Also, buddy has horrible timing

[Poor Logan, competing with his brother-in-law for romantic attentions... betcha he never expected to have to deal with that]

The cane looming in the background like the serial killer, scary music and all

Twassss a set up

[Real subtle there, undercover guy] Yeah, lol… Like y’all know they’re senses are heightened

The doctor’s alive! You dog!

[Y'all. Why are you sending Ordinaries after two transgenics alsdkjf They're begging to get their asses kicked] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zach looking over at Logan like "shit, he's got his legs back; now I've got no chance!"] Zach’s like oh hello [Oh, shit, "no chance" with which one?!!? Askdjf] 🤣🤣 [See, normally, I’d make a joke about “Logan has two hands” but the incest is keeping me from being able to] ☠️☠️☠️ True. Solution: Alec’s gonna come and he’s gonna be like… Welp, I’ve run out of hands… sorry, Zach.

☠️☠️ [The bitchiness is a family trait]

Poor Logan [I knowwww. But at least she apologized this time]

[Oh, no, not Normal's excessive patriotism showing up already] ☠️☠️☠️ He called him a weenie

Sir, you don’t get to call them your kids, you bastaddd. Lintlicker!

[Um, I'm sorry, that does not qualify as hair that looks "like she hasn't cut it since we escaped" aslkdfj] 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very true [I swear that looked, like. Shoulder-length] Maybe it grows slow

[Okay, a little past shoulder length, but still. Not nine years or whatever]

Does she die? [Not answeringgggg]

Lintlicker’s Angels over here

Long gaze

[I find it kinda funny that her s2 mantra is "don't lose track of your family because I did and I regretted it ever since" and yet she legit Does Not Stay With Them despite many opportunities to do so] ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Your “kids”

[Be concerned about this committee btw. And about who this "she" is] Ooooof [They're not talking about executing the order]

[Um. "She looks just like I remembered" BITCH WOT. Y'ALL WERE NINE]

That. Was. *sigh* Really adorable [I knowwwww]

[She's kinda clueless missing that tbh. Thought she was a supersoldier with keen senses alkdsjf] Right [How tf are you missing this] Like… Ma’am [THE VEIN IN HIS FACE IS HIGHLY VISIBLE] *sigh*

Oooooop let me go talk in circles [Not the monologues aksdjf] On the skyscraper

[“Maybe it’s something in the way I’m made or something” IT'S NOT IN THE WAY YOU'RE MADE, MA'AM, IT'S YOU! YOU SUCK] 🤣🤣🤣🤣

– – –

Jezebel: The ending had less happen then the beginning. Minus the rescue, but like… We should have met the sister way sooner. That was so rushed. Like oooop here’s a new sibling! Who you shall see for .05 secs! Then she’s off to Canada!

Wench: Accurate assessment

Jezebel: But poor Logan

Wench: You're starting to see the Big Drama btw

Jezebel: Back to candle lit transfusions

Wench: Nom: dinner-I mean, what?

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Also, Max looking so annoyed at him was so funny. Like, ma'am, he is literally holding onto the counter for dear life to stay upright. And you're bitchy about him not letting you stay for salad.

Jezebel: I KNOW! And like after the cute little see for yourself, why would he just switch up like that??? Ma’am. How can you be so genetically enhanced. And so stupid. At the same time?

Wench: And it's not even answering nature vs nurture because they "nurtured" the observant side of her but clearly that paid zero dividends lakdsjf

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wench: Max legit just goes: yeah, no, nature and nurture have got nothing on my particular brand of sheer stupidity #girlpower

Jezebel: 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t understand

Wench: You haven't even met Alec yet *sigh* He puts her so far to shame. ALSO. To be fair! s2 has a whole host of different transgenics and they're literally all better than Max. Joshua is amazing, Mole is great, and BIGGS. I love Biggs. He's in one episode but he and Alec have chef's kiss camaraderie.

Jezebel: Also! For my final point of the reaction: that is not how you look at your sister. And done!

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e13 #the kidz are aiight #max guevara #logan cale #jezebel (pr)

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thot-writes · 3 years

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what you saif about takemitchy ? I FUCKING AGREE CUZ HE IS DUMB LIKE I'VE BEEN THINKING HOW DUMB THIS MF ARE BUT NO ONE REALLY TALK ABOUT IT ? ig they just too focused on their favs but BRUH AINT NO ONE GONNA QUESTION HOW STUPID HE IS FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE ?

also, i just realize you play genshin and wtf ? i've been on your blog for sometime and how can i not see that🤡☠️GURL YOU HOT ASF I KNOW I KNOW ITS FACTS AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT🤤😳💕

LICHRALLY this dude is in his mid-20s and supposedly graduated high school and he has NO CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS??

i mean personally if i was in takemichi’s position i’d realise trying to save my ex-gf from a gang plot would be too much trouble and i’d dip. watch me catching bugsnax and sleeping soundly knowing i wouldn’t have to overhaul my entire personality and skill set just to save a bitch i haven’t thought abt in a decade.

he’s travelling back in time to deal with a gang that has currently been involved in shit like assault and drugs and murder and this dumbass motherfucker thinks it’s gonna be a walk in the park?? a hop, skip, and a jump to the past and everything’s coming up roses?? here’s all the things he coulda shoulda woulda done if he didn’t have a single-digit IQ (sorry it’s gonna be a long rant)

SPOILERS FOR TOKYO REVENGERS EP 1-9:

learn some self-defense. the human body is FULL of weak spots and he doesn’t think about exploiting them?? he’s weak asf he’s not gonna become a kickboxer in two weeks but he could at the VERY LEAST learn some dirty tricks. (there’s no honour in death, son)

also multiple people have baseball bats. HE has a baseball bat. HE KNOWS HOW TO SWING a baseball bat. and where does he keep the baseball bat? in his garage to collect dust and because he’s a FUCKING MORON.

try and investigate more. who is kisaki tetta? he’s supposed to be the big bad but he doesn’t even TRY to ask around for info or look up his name

learn some first aid! he KNOWS that draken is going to be stabbed and he doesn’t even wanna google “how to stop friend from bleeding out” LIKE ITS THE EARLY 2000s COMPUTERS STILL EXIST YOU DUMBASS. also books!

NOT sit around for three fucking days doing a stupid puzzle! yes he was healing from his injuries, but he could’ve done all the aforementioned things above while he was healing for three days. if you can do a puzzle you can turn a book’s pages you fuck!

not let his guard down IMMEDIATELY once mikey and draken make up. “i changed history!” he says before any changes have actually happened, the brain dead twelvie. if it were me in that situation i would not let draken nor mikey out of my sight until the 4th of august!

“sorry naoto... but let me have this treat...” FOR WHAT BITCH? FOR WHAT REASON DO YOU DESERVE IT? you did a puzzle, then draken (the man you’re supposed to protect) came TO YOU, you yelled at draken and mikey, played around in garbage, then played with your friends.

even the PLOT was like “okay clearly you’re not gonna do anything on your own so draken is coming over” THE FUCKING MORON!! AND HE THINKS HE DESERVES A TREAT FOR BEING TOO STUPID TO ADVANCE THE PLOT THAT THE PLOT DEVICE LITERALLY HAS TO BURST INTO HIS ROOM??

he gets tied up with duct tape and just lays there. bitch. it’s fucking duct tape, at least try to struggle against it instead of sitting there crying about how useless you are (which you should, because you are, but time and place motherfucker)

when he meets up with draken he doesn’t even tell him that “oh btw kiyomasa is gonna stab you so watch your ass. matter fact, why don’t you back those cheeks up into me so i can make sure he doesn’t get you?”

when draken gets stabbed (because of course he would because takemichi’s skull is just an empty chasm) and mikey is all “alright i’ll leave it to you boo!” takemichi doesn’t... ask anyone for help?

there’s a group of like fifty motherfuckers surely ONE of them would leave the fight to help him carry their second-in-command to a hospital!

also. there’s this thing that draken wears.... its like.... a clothing item... made of cloth.... and he doesn’t really need it... i wonder what could be done with that???

TAKE HIS KIMONO OFF AND TIE IT AROUND THE WOUND YOU FUCKING DOLT.

then kiyomasa and his circlejerk of sword warriors come along. oh no! this is a toughie.

but it seems kiyomasa is infected with the same brain-eating parasite takemichi is because he stabs takemichi’s hand and LEAVES THE KNIFE THERE. taking it back out would cause more damage and would, oh... i don’t know... give him his knife back? but ig he don’t care. whatever.

takemichi doesn’t take advantage of this lapse in judgement but instead decides to one-up his stupidity by TAKING THE KNIFE OUT AND THROWING IT AWAY.

he just GAVE him a weapon. he literally PUT A WEAPON INTO HIS HAND that might equalise the 10-on-1 fight a little bit, and he throws it away!!!! i literally... at this point i had to put my phone down and just fucking stare at the ceiling because i was so amazed at this 26-year-old-in-a-14-year-old-body’s lack of foresight.

kiyomasa has already shown, multiple times, that he has killing intent and is leagues stronger than takemichi (so is a wet paper bag but we’re not gonna talk about that). WHY would he throw away potentially the only thing to give him an advantage??

takemichi also doesn’t even try to like... idk... punch kiyomasa in the throat or poke his eyes or kick him in the dick or anything... he just holds on really tight and bites him???? i’m gonna kill him and then myself, for having witnessed him.

and these are all things that happened in like the first handful of episodes!! these are all really basic things that i can remember! if i was really nitpicky i’m sure i could think of more!! HOW is this man alive!! why does no one comment on how stupid he is??

honestly naoto so far has been the only one to show some mental aptitude (since he figured out takemichi’s powers.... although we never see how he figured that out). honestly if naoto was the main character this series would be finished in like three episodes.

in conclusion, takemichi is SO DUMB and he deserves to feel dumb. and stupid. and useless. don’t get me wrong i would still peg him, but he’s a fucking dumb cunt.

#also yes i am playing genshin impact HAHAHAHAHAHA #i’m still in the prologue!! prologue part III #i wanna get venti so bad bro.... i’m crying #long post #asks #tokyo revengers

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