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superiorsturgeon · 2 months
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Gilded Rose: Baby Carrier
Jaune: *standing in line carrying Arkos baby in a carrier on his front*
Arkos Baby: 😴
Random person in line: Awww…! What an adorable baby…!
Jaune: You know what’s cuter than a baby…?
Jaune: *turns sideways revealing Lancaster twins in a second carrier on his back*
Lancaster Babies: 😪 🥺
Jaune: …three babies!
Random Person: Oh my gods they’re so cute! 😍
Jaune: They are, aren’t they…? 🥰
Jaune: …my back is SO tired right now…! 😫
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juanarc-thethird · 3 months
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The year of the rabbit Ruby
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Jaune: *He is walking with a plate of dumplings* I'm going to ask Ren if these dumplings are good or not. I don't want to look bad on the mere day of the Chinese New Year.
Without him noticing, a foot comes out of one of the rooms in the hallway he is walking and he trips over it. Dropping his beloved dumplings on the floor.
Jaune: My dumplings!!
Ruby: *Feeling bad* Sorry Jaune, I didn't know you were carrying something!
Jaune: *looking at his dumplings* It took me so long to cook them.
Ruby: I'm really sorry! I just wanted to show you a costume I bought!
Jaune: *Depress* A whole day searching and preparing the ingredients… for what?
Ruby: I will make it right! I swear!
Jaune: It's okay Ruby, you didn't know. You do not need-
At that moment Ruby had walked in front of him and grabbed his face so he could see her.
Ruby: Hey, if I say that I'm going to make it right, it means I'm going to make it right!
Jaune: *Blushing* W-What are you wearing?
Ruby: *Smiling* It's the costume I mentioned to you. Do you like it?
Jaune: *Looking at her chest*
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: Wha-?! Um! I wasn't looking!!
Ruby: *smug*
Jaune: I wasn't looking at your boobs! I swear!
Ruby: I think I know how I can pay you~
She moved her hand to her chest.
Jaune: What are you-!!!
She pulled down her top, revealing her perky breasts.
Jaune: *Red* Wow~
Ruby: *giggles* Honestly, my plan was to seduce you little by little until you lost control. But I don't mind going straight to the main course. So what do you say? Do you want to try my dumplings?
Jaune:....
Moments later.
Ruby: Oh Fuck!~💕💕!!
Ruby is sitting on Jaune's lap, with her legs resting beside him. Both on the edge of the bed and naked. The two hug each other tightly as she jumps. Sliding his cock deep inside her, while her thighs and ass bounce erotically like a freshly made pudding.
Jaune: *Sucking on her tits*
Ruby: Jaune, if you suck too hard I'm going to- Aahh!!!💕💕
Jaune grabbed Ruby's ass and started helping her move quickly on his member.
Ruby: Jaune wait! It's too much for me! Go slower please!💕
Jaune stares into her eyes.
Jaune: I'm going to cum a lot inside you.
Ruby: Eh?!!
Jaune: I'm going to get you pregnant.
Ruby: Wait! Hold on! This was not what we agreed to! I'm too young to be a mom! Ah~💕!
Jaune: Have my baby, Ruby.
Ruby: Don't say that! If you say that, I… I!… 💕!~
He begins to increase the intensity of his thrusts
Ruby: 💕!!Oh GOD!!💕
Jaune: Get pregnant, Ruby! Get fucking pregnant with my child!
Ruby: I will! I'll have your baby! Shoot your seed inside me, please!!!
Jaune: Fucking take it!!
Ruby: AAHHH!!💕~💕~
Jaune pulls her in, inserting his entire member deep inside her. His hot cum shoots out, filling every corner of her uterus until it completely overflows. Her orgasm is too great for her that she just hugs Jaune tightly with her arms and legs. Resting her head on his shoulder, moaning in his ear. After a moment, Jaune checks on her.
Jaune: Ruby, are you okay?
Ruby: *Tired* That *huff* was *huff* incredible.
Jaune: You look tired Why don't we rest a little?
Ruby: Yes please.
Jaune: Ok then.
Jaune moves to the center of the bed without separating from her and they lie together, she on top of him.
Ruby: I love you...💕~ *Falls at sleep*
He caresses her head.
Jaune: I love you too.
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dragonking10 · 5 months
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What if Jaune had PTSD from his time at the Ever After?
It was a beautiful morning, the sun was barely rising leaving a beautiful stunning view of the hills of trees and one two-story house the middle of woods with fences around the yard and a beautiful rose garden in the front and a barn in the backyard with two horses in the field running around in a fenced area next to the house when suddenly
Jaune wakes up: I'M LATE!!!
Jaune rushes out of bed waking up his wife Ruby in the process
Ruby rubbing her eyes: Late for what?
She sees her husband rushing to get his armor on then it realization suddenly hit her.
Ruby: Jaune WAIT!
Jaune with his armor half-way on: I CAN'T RUBY, THERE'S NO TIME I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!
Ruby: Jaune look at me *grabs his face and gently make him face her* Look at me.
Ruby can see her husband's eyes dialated as if he's stuck in a memory.
Ruby: Listen to my voice and take a deep breath.
Jaune takes a deep breath.
Ruby: That's it, you're doing good, come back to me.
Jaune's eyes suddenly turned back to normal as he slowly looks around then back to his wife.
Jaune sighs: I did it again didn't I?
Ruby nods
Jaune hugs Ruby: I'm sorry-
Ruby: Don't be, I'm always here for you. Let's get back in bed you're exhausted.
Ruby slowly guides him back to their bed and gently pulls Jaune down, resting his head on her lap.
Jaune: I don't deserve you.
Ruby: Yes you do, you derserve me alot than you think.
Ruby gently rubs Jaune's hair out of face and continues to pet him, soothing his worries.
Jaune: I... love...zzz.
Jaune falls asleep
Ruby smiles and kisses his forehead: I love you too Jaune.
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smh0217 · 4 months
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Ruby: I say that if in 10 years time, if the two of aren’t married, let’s promise each other… to hunt each other for sport.
Jaune: To hunt each other for sport?
Ruby: is that- did you just agree?
Jaune: I was hoping you’d just say “Let’s get married” and “Let’s live together”
Ruby: Oh!
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lil-red-reaper · 10 months
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Jaune: So you’ve never dated anyone?
Ruby: Nope.
Jaune: How??
Ruby, shrugging: I dunno. Never asked. Never got asked.
Jaune, under his breath: But you’re so beautiful..
Ruby: What?
Jaune: What?
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darksaiyangoku · 5 months
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RWBY Christmas Tales
The Dessert Incident
Ruby: *squeals* I can't believe it! Our kids are gonna make the Christmas dinner this year! Mmmmm, I can already taste it! *spins around*
Jaune: I know, right? Finally, we get to put our feet up, relax and *bridal carries Ruby* have a little fun of our own. *kissss Ruby's cheek*
Ruby: Jaune, stop it! *giggles*
Jaune: *opens the door* Dante, Vergil, Blake! Merry- oh... oh god no.
What Jaune and Ruby saw was nothing short of a war zone. Blake was holding her brothers apart as they tried to attack each other with their swords.
Dante: You're such a jackass!
Vergil: At least I'm responsible. If I wasn't here, you'd have burned down the kitchen.
Dants: You ruined the dessert!
Vergil: You ruined my jacket!
Blake: *straining*
Jaune: Okay, enough! *drops Ruby*
Ruby: Ow!
Jaune: Whoops! Sorry, beautiful. *helps Ruby back up* What is going on with you two?
Ruby: What happened to the house?
Dante/Vergil: Dante/Vergil ruined everything!
Blake: *sighs* I'll explain, mom. See, all of us decided to divide the responsibilities of the Chrisfmas dinners. I was gonna do appetisers, Vergil was gonna do the dinner and Dante was gonna do the dessert. Things were going great... until Vergil decided to help Dante.
Dante: If by 'help', you mean 'wreck everything'.
Vergil: Dante, I swear to god!
Dante: I told you not to add raisins in the Christmas cookies.
Vergil: Well I like raisins! Besides, I wanted something different instead of chocolate chips all the time and raisins are healtnier too.
Dante: I don't care if they're healthy! They taste gross and absolutely do not belong in cookies!
Vergil: Do too!
Dante: Do not!
Jaune: Okay, okay. Look Dante, I think you should be more appreciative of Vergil trying to help you.
Dante: Hmph.
Jaune: And Vergil, you should've stuck to recipe. I know you like raisins, but everyone might not and you have to respect that.
Vergil: I guess. Still, he didn't need to set my jacket on fire.
Ruby: You what?!
Dante: *nervous laugh* Uhh, we can worry about that later. Right now, let's just clean up.
After the mess had been cleared up, the Rose-Arc family gathered together and sat down for a wonderful Christmas feast. Jaune and Ruby's stomachs growled with hunger as Blake took of the lid to reveal a crispy, roasted turkey.
Vergil: Little brother, would you like to do the honours?
Dante: By all means. *grabs Crocea Mors*
Blake: Whooo!!!! Go Dante!
Jaune: No! The family sword is not for carving turkey!
Ruby: *laughing*
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falleri-salvatore · 11 months
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FNDM: Fuck Jaune Arc Ruby/Weiss/Pyrrha: We’re Trying!!!
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brokentrafficknight · 5 months
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So, as I was pursuing the internet, I came upon a very spicy image of something that I didn't consider until now. But could I request you to do Young Maria x Summer x Ruby x Jaune?
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I can probably guess what we both saw.
Is Silver Knight too simple a name for this one?
[Silver Knight(s) it is!]
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lord-of-rain · 10 months
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My sociology professor once said the key to a long marriage was to marry your best friend, made me think of these two...
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thatorigamiguy · 1 year
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Alive Me
Pyrrha: "Alive me bitch! I need to get that Arc dick!"
GoL: "NO! YOU'VE ASKED ME THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, AND I'LL KEEP TELLING YOU AS SUCH! BESIDES, HE'S WITH ROSE ANYWAY, SO WHAT WOULD IT MATTER?!"
Pyrrha: "Yeah, I know he's with Ruby now! You think that will stop me from fucking him? Hell, I'll fuck her too! They're both total catches, and here I am, wasting away being dead as fuck when I COULD be down their alive as fuck and GETTING fucked!"
    GoL openly gaped at Pyrrha’s aggressive honesty, before gritting his teeth in annoyance.
GoL: "THE ANSWER. IS. NO!"
    Pyrrha narrows her eyes at GoL in annoyance, before a gasp escaped her as she was hit with a sudden epiphany. She turned to face GoD with a gleeful smile on her face.
Pyrrha: "Will you alive me again and put me back on Remnant?"
GoL: "WHAT?! MY BROTHER WILL DO NO SUCH THING-" 
GoD: "DEPENDS. WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"
    His brothers interruption caught GoL off so suddenly, that it caused him to nearly choke on his own spit before he gave him an incredulous look.
GoL: "WHAT?!"
    Pyrrha flashed GoD a dazzling PR smile worthy of champion fighter, before happily explaining her proposal to the curious deity.
Pyrrha: "I'll not only go down and continue helping to fix your brothers fuck ups, I'll also convert Jaune AND Ruby into being worshippers of yours and helping others understand your words and teachings!"
    GoD put a hand to his chin as he thought her words over, while GoL could only stare on in disbelief at the fact that his brother was actually giving them consideration.
GoD: "MMMMMH, THOSE ARE PRETTY GOOD TERMS..."
GoL: "BROTHER, YOU CANNOT JUST-!"
    Before GoL could finish, Pyrrha chose to propose one last add on that she knew would bring his brother to her side.
Pyrrha: "Plus, it would annoy both Salem, Ozpin, AND your brother to no end knowing that you willingly allowed me back to life but refused to let either one of them pass on, even if it's your brothers fault!"
    Pyrrha knew she had the God of Darkness right then and there when his eyes widened in shocked glee and he clapped both his hands together sending a loud echo throughout the unending darkness surrounding them.
GoD: "AND WE HAVE OURSELVES A DEAL MISS NIKOS!"
GoL: "WHAT?! BROTHER YOU CAN'T-!"
    GoL tried interjecting, only to be cut off as his brother gave him a scathing look.
GoD: "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I DESIRE TO DO BROTHER, ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE DEAD. BECAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, MY REPSONABILITES PERTAINED TO DEALING WITH BOTH LIFE AND DEATH, AND AS SUCH, I CAN LET HER GO BACK DOWN IF I DAMN SO WELL PLEASE.”
GoL: "I-YOU-HOW DARE-!"
GoD: "BROTHER, ARE YOU TRULY GOING TO DENY SENDING BACK A POWERFUL WARRIOR SUCH AS MISS NIKOS? SURELY HER STRENGTH AND SKILL WOULD AID YOUR IDIOT FAILURE OF A KNIGHT IN ACTUALLY COMPLETEING THIS ABSOLUTE MORONIC TASK AGAINST SALEM?" 
    GoL fought hard to keep his temper under control, his teeth gnashing against one another as he really had no counter argument to deny Nikos from returning to the mortal coil. 
GoL: "...I WILL CONCEDE THAT HER SKILLS AND STRENGTH WOULD BE A BOON TO OZMA’S CRUSADE AGAINST SALEM. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN-!”
    GoL hadn’t even finished speaking when he was once again cut off by his brother, who held a satisfied smile on his face.
GoD: "THEN IT'S SETTLED. MISS NIKOS WILL BREATH MORTAL AIR YET AGAIN." 
GoL: "YOU JUST CAN'T DECIDE THAT RIGHT NOW!"
GoD: "OH, BUT I CAN DEAR BROTHER! AND BY "I CAN" I MEAN, I ALREADY SENT HER BACK FIVE MINUTES AGO WHILE I WAS DISTRACTING YOU."
GoL: "...YOU SON OF BIT-!"
-Back on Remnant-
    Pyrrha breathed in deeply, taking in that fresh, living air, before exhaling it all out. she opened her eyes to take in a bright sunny day, her whole being vibrating with excitement, and before she knew it she was running to the nearby borders of Argus. She let loose a cackle, before she loudly declared to the whole world.
Pyrrha: "FUCKING FREE AGAIN BITCHES! YOU TWO BETTER KEEP THAT BED WARM AND READY, BECAUSE I'M READY AND WILLING BABY!"
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From the Archives of Madness that is @noneatnonedotcom and I’s discord. Something I came up with, because the thought of Pyrrha asking GoD to bring her back alive solely to annoy GoL amused me. Not even being dead will deny her getting laid by that hunky blond of hers, and if she’s gotta share? Well, he’s not called Jaune “Red Heads Do It Better” Arc for nothing.
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tanakavox · 1 year
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Jaune:Hey ladies, sorry the misson took longer then expected. There turned out to be mor-
Jaune was interrupted by Weiss leaping on to him. Jaune's refilx allowed him to catch her, wrapping his arm around her waist. Before Jaune could ask what's up, Weiss gave him a searing, passionate kiss. After a bit, weiss pull back and look him dead in the eyes, her own clouded in lust.
Weiss:Baby! You! Give me now!
Jaune(confused) H-huh?
Ruby:She wants a baby.
Jaune turned to see Ruby leaning on a wall looking a bit annoyed.
Ruby:Every since Saphron left with Adrien she hasn't shut up about having a baby.
Weiss:Because their cute and brighten my day, Ruby, and I'm not getting any younger, so your knocking me up tonight!
Jaune simply stares at Weiss blankly before giving her a wide, goofy smile and begins to Weiss upstairs before stopping to look at Ruby
Jaune:Ruby? Do you wanna join
Ruby simply scoffs.
Ruby:No. Not interested in having a baby right now.
Weiss:Suit yourself! JAUNE!
Jaune, without saying a word, rushed up stairs. Ruby sighed and sat down to watch T.V. However, it didn't take long for Ruby to start hearing Weiss moans and the sounds of thumping above her. She gritted her teeth as she felt a heat build up in her. Jaune had been gone a awhile and Weiss was too busy ranting about wanting a baby to really have sexy times. And Ruby didn't feel like getting any toys.
Ruby:Godsdammit, screw it!
Ruby pulled off her pants and rushed upstairs, knocking down the door, shocking Weiss and Jaune.
Ruby:I still don't want a baby yet, but I'll be damned if I'm not getting laid tonight!
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superiorsturgeon · 4 months
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Gilded Rose in the Gym
Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*
Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*
Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?
Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*
Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫
Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!
Ruby: *looks down*
Ruby: Yeah…gains…
Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?
Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*
Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*
Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?
Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*
Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…
Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*
Jaune: …Ruby, no.
Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.
Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.
Ruby: I have no choice.
Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.
Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.
Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.
Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.
Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.
Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.
*SMACK*
Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumples*
Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*
Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵
Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑
Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰
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juanarc-thethird · 1 year
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My sister is an angel... Right?
Jaune's apartment.
Yang: I know it's kind of silly that I feel this way because you're dating my sister. But you understand my situation right?
Jaune: Oh I completely understand you. I have younger sisters and I know how it feels when they have a boyfriend. But it is part of life. They grew up and the most we can do is trust them and help in whatever way we can.
Yang: Thank you Jaune.
Jaune: It's ok. And about your question about my relationship with your sister. Don't worry, our relationship is healthy and I always treat your sister with the respect she deserves.
Yang: I'm glad.
*SLAM!!* The door is thrown open.
Ruby: Oh Jaune, your favorite big booty goth girl is back!~💕
Jaune: *Worry* Ruby stop.
Ruby: You didn’t miss me? Do you need me to punish you?~💕
Jaune: Ruby please stop.
Ruby: Don't worry. I can take care of that~💕
Jaune: RUBY!!
Ruby: What?
Jaune: Your sister came to visit us.
Ruby: My siste-? OH!
Ruby then turns around and notices that Yang is in the room as well.
Ruby: H-Hi sis, you look... good?
Yang: *About to cry* We used to play house with dad. And now you're… you're… you're a pervert. Waaah!
Ruby: I can explain! Jaune help me!
Jaune: Do not look at me. You are the pervert in this relationship.
Yang: *Cries louder*
Ruby: Jaune!
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dragonking10 · 6 months
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The Red Riding Rose was walking in the woods with a goody basket for her older sister when suddenly she was cut off by a blonde wolf
Jaune wearing fake wolf ears: Hello little Red.
Ruby wearing her V4 Outfit: Oh why hello there Mr. Wolf.
Jaune: I'm feeling a little hungry, what's in that basket that you got there?
Ruby: Sorry Mr. Wolf, it's for my sister, but I got something else that you can devour to satisfy your hunger~.
Ruby puts down the basket and rips her chest window open a bit revealing a nice view of her cleavage.
Jaune was caught off guard: Uh...
Ruby: My what big strong arms you have
Jaune: Well... um-
Ruby: My what rock hard abs you have
Jaune: Ruby I think you're getting way off script-
Ruby notices Jaune's growing bulge
Ruby licks her lips: Oh my, what a nice big cock you have~.
Jaune: 😳
Ruby: You're gonna be the first and only person to give my middle name a meaning~.
Ruby runs towards Jaune
Jaune: AYO CHI-
Jaune was tackled by a horny Rose
MEANWHILE
Oscar was holding a microphone
Oscar: Uh... should we help him?
Ozpin inside Oscar's head: Oh dear, she inherited her mother's sex drive.
Nora sitting on the Director seat: Nah leave them alone this is pure gold, Ren keep rolling!
Ren as a cameraman: I'm on it.
Ren silently prayed for his brother in all but blood.
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gas1le · 1 year
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Small parallels between these two
(Небольшие параллели между этими двумя)
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Leaders who are desperate
(Лидеры, которые находятся в отчаянии)
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lil-red-reaper · 10 months
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