#jokeperalta

[grammatically-incoherent]

thank you mr. braugher. you did it right. and it was perfect.

#b99 #b99daily #jokeperalta #youngsambergs #userbbelcher #tvandfilm #this one hurt to make #the way they smile like that it's so andy and andre #goddamn it #if this gifset makes you cry GOOD bc i cried making it #andre braugher #andy samberg #captain holt #jake peralta #ohheycool #250 #500 #1k

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

My Sideblogs!

Active/semi-active:

Dogblr: @midwestgoldengirls

Art: @artistic-pandamonium

Video games: @pikachuelectricboogaloo

Disney/animation: @101obsessions

BBC Merlin: @arfur-pendragon

Bob's Burgers: @crimeholesburgers

Currently inactive:

(until the hyperfixation returns)

New Girl: @deepdishpepperwood

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: @detective-jokeperalta

Back to the Future: @letsseeifyoubastardscando90

DC/Marvel: @tony-stank-industries

#my pinned post link to my sideblogs is broken and I can't find the other post so I'm remaking it #em rambles #my sideblogs

[jakeyp]

✒ - @detective-jokeperalta

🤍🤍

#asks #<33

[gissanesophia]

jokeperalta-santiagostyle reblogged your post:Guess who helped Jenna Fischer at work today?!...

How does that opportunity not come up? It comes up the minute she walks into a room.

Well, doing my job, keeping professional, and helping her find whatever she needed was the priority and then I got bombarded with other tasks, but social media is dope and I tweeted her and she liked it. So she knows now. (; 

#jokeperalta santiagostyle #replies

[youngsamberg]

jokeperalta-santiagostyle replied to your post “okay guys does anyone else think that the guy that’s always in steph’s...”

What's her Snapchat?

her snap is @stephbeatz and her insta is @iamstephbeatz (the guy i’m talking about above is in her insta story today)

#jokeperalta-santiagostyle

[piratefalls]

previous lists here, here, here, and here.

i can hear your gentle call by PurpleLex

Karen just catches the elevator before the doors close, someone from marketing and two of the writers from the political section nodding in greeting to her, when her phone chirps again. The last thing she expects Frank to send is a picture. A giggle bursts forth before she can clasp a hand over her mouth.

A tiny gray pit bull pup, no bigger than five pounds if she had to guess, stares with a line of sight directed just above the camera with bright eyes and a blurry, half-open mouth. Caught mid-yawn or mid-yap, she can't be sure. Not that it matters, though, since the dog is the most adorable thing she's seen in weeks. Maybe months.

By Any Other Name by onebatch2batch

Five times Karen calls him Pete, and one time she doesn't. Or, Frank hates it when she calls him Pete.

the beast won’t go to sleep by an_ardent_rain

Frank catches her hand inches from his face.

“Don’t,” he says, voice low and smoldering, something she doesn’t recognize burning in his face, behind the large, dark pupils of his eyes. She loses all momentum suddenly, looking all around the room before finally she meets his eyes.

It takes her breath away.

After All Not So Alone by Stellar Requiem

Frank and Karen find each other on Christmas Eve, following the events of The Punisher.

Re-Entry by LaMorenaReina

Frank shows up again and causes trouble because he's Frank. Karen goes along with it because, well, she's Karen. They have adult conversations because, honestly, they should.

you know i can’t just let you be by maplemood

“Lie still,” he growls.

“I’m doing my best here,” Karen grits out. “But you’re no Clara Barton.”

[Or, Frank and Karen have an old argument that, this time, turns into something new.]

winter kept us warm by therestlessbrook

He keeps returning to her.

Or, they find their after together.

I’m in the Ruins Too, I Know the Wreckage So Well by theshipsfirstmate

A Kastle fic that weaves through the events of Daredevil season 3. Because of COURSE he was there.

"Maybe it’s insane, that she thinks of Frank as the angel on her shoulder; but there was already a devil on her other one when they met."

my head is filled with ruins (most of them, i built with you) by carrythesky

She keeps the roses. They brighten up her room and sometimes, without thinking, she finds herself running a hand over them, the petals soft and smooth between her fingers. She plucks one from its stem, tucks it under her pillow and sleeps without dreaming.

There’s a petal hidden between the pages of the book she’s reading, another slipped down into the pocket of her coat. It’s not enough, it’s not enough but it’s something.

i used to be on fire by rowofstars

Karen puts the flowers in her window so she can check on Frank. Things happen.

spoken truths by grootmorning

karen finds that revealing a secret to your two best friends is actually harder than you think. that's okay, frank is willing to help.

take your heart out the box, i won’t harm it by 152glassslippers

“You still haven’t explained what happened to your eye.”

He turned to glare at her, and Karen wanted to slap herself across the face for finding his stone-cold gaze and ridiculous eyepatch sexy.

She sighed, didn’t try to disguise it this time. “You need to rest.”

Post-season 1 of The Punisher. Frank texts Karen for help when he loses his dog Max, but when Frank shows up with a mysterious eye injury, Karen decides Max isn't the only one who needs her help.

Atta Girl by Underneath

She rolled her head to the side, meeting his gaze, and the look in her eyes was all the permission he needed.

wait by ikijai

The phone rings in December. She picks it up in January.

Be Where You Are by smolhombre

If it's stasis or free-fall, Karen is absolutely fine with it.

She has to learn to live again, after her article on Heroes in Hell's Kitchen grants her D-List stardom in seven blocks of the city and she drops her past like a bad penny -- like she's done often enough before.

Canvassed by heidiamalia

“Did you also know she's an absolute shit magnet?”

Frank exhales heavily, closing his eyes and shaking his head in resignation, a small smile turning his lip up. He tries to bring it down quick enough, mouth twitching before she straightens to point at him, caught. “Yeah,” he agrees, a small laugh in his throat, “well.”

Karen smiles with her teeth.

don’t wake me (i’m not dreaming) by jokeperalta

It’s seven minutes past three in the morning and there’s a dead body on her fire escape.

#my rec list #punisher rec list #the punisher #kastle #frank castle #karen page #karenfrank #frankkaren

[detectivejacob]

here you go @detective-jokeperalta

#requests #hope this is what you're looking for!

[grammatically-incoherent]

best jake/holt moments [7/??]

#b99edit #jokeperalta #fourdrinkamy #amystiago #ray-holt #jake x holt #ohheycool #b99 #jakeholtbestof #1x02 #the tagger #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #jakeedit #holtedit #jake peralta #ray holt #ongoing

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

✨️ SIDEBLOG MASTERPOST ✨️

Fandom:

Disney/animation: @101obsessions

Video games: @pikachuelectricboogaloo

Merlin: @arfur-pendragon

Taylor Swift, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco: @crestfallen-carcrashheart

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: @detective-jokeperalta

New Girl: @deepdishpepperwood

Back to the Future: @letsseeifyoubastardscando90

Art:

@artistic-pandamonium

#since i have quite a bit more followers in the past year or two #one of these days I'll make a pinned about post with links to this post my masterlist ao3 etc #but that is not this day

[ohmyamysantiago]

jokeperalta-santiagostyle replied to your post “summer started like 3 weeks ago and i already can’t stand the heat....”

Where do you live? I'm in New York and it's been snowing all day.

Peru! It’s summer down here. And yeah, i saw you guys up north are literally freezing 

#jokeperalta-santiagostyle #replies

[geraltcirilla]

Kastle Fanfiction Reccommendation @horsemanofdeath — Merry Christmas Erin! 🎄🎁

🌟 Description: All canon-compliant, all in character. Just the way you like it. 😘

Special thanks to @devilbunnyking for helping me expand the list!

a quiet moment in the after by rcmsw  —one shot

care by whitejax —6 chapters, complete / smut

don't wake me (i'm not dreaming) by jokeperalta —one shot 

finding the after by grootmorning —3 chapters, complete

I Found Peace in Your Violence (Can’t Tell Me There’s No Point in Trying) by @theshipsfirstmate —one shot

Lay My Heart Down by TheGirlWithTheRedBalloon —3 chapters, complete

Maybe by Bre —one shot

my girl is tall with hard long eyes by idekman —one shot

Pax by Magical_Destiny —one shot 

Perihelion by evil bunny wolf (evil_bunny_king) —one shot 

q: what scares you? by @carry-the-sky​ —one shot 

Re-Entry by LaMorenaReina  —one shot 

Strays by Ruby_Wren —one shot

Surfacing by spellitwithyourpeas —2 chapters, complete 

What Happens After by devilsstaircase —13 chapters, incomplete 

What You Didn't Know by SecondFromTheRight —one shot

#horsemanofdeath #kastle #kastle fanfiction #frank x karen #karen x karen #fic rec #fic rec list #myficrecs #mine #im gonna keep adding to this list as i find more good stuff #but this should get you started #thanks baeee

[frankcastlesmanbun]

It’s seven minutes past three in the morning and there’s a dead body on her fire escape.

#kastle #the punisher #karen x frank #frank x karen #kastle fic #one badly written fic comin' right up #on the house #🤘

[ao3feed-lucywyatt]

oh, let me be your teddy bear

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2yBiv4T

by jokeperalta

There’s a sliding scale of Changes to the Life of Lucy Preston Caused By Time Travel, ranging from the monumental (losing a beloved sister), the huge (gaining a previously-unknown-from-Adam fiancé)…. and then there’s the plain absurd.

Words: 3607, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Timeless (TV 2016)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Lucy Preston, Wyatt Logan, Rufus Carlin, Carol Preston

Relationships: Wyatt Logan & Lucy Preston, Wyatt Logan/Lucy Preston

Additional Tags: One Shot, Pre-Relationship, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Teddy Bears, rated for language, i'm not sure about this but, here it is, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and mild angst, lucy thinks too much; wyatt is sweet as heck but won't admit it

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2yBiv4T

#ao3feed #fanfic #timeless #lucy x wyatt #lucy preston x wyatt logan

[jennydiane]

I have no life and no job so I'm watching a shit cam rip of The Emoji Movie on Snapchat my username is jokeperalta lol

#follow me! #lol

[iliketvshowsandstuff]

I am going to change my url.

Idk what this means for you but I'm going to put jokeperalta-Santiagostyle in my header so that you can still find me I the search(even though I'm pretty sure I'm not popular so no one would do that) but my URL from now on will be... something... I'm not quite sure yet. This is just a heads up so be prepared.

#probably something like iliketvandstuff or whatamidoingwithmylife and other self deprecating things