#jordan the priest

[glutominnn]

Thank you Jordan, very pog

original meme:

#degrees of lewdity #dol #jordan the pious #jordan the priest #dol jordan #dol pc #Saphron the Forgiven #you know that one conversation between the temple members in the training room? that's what this abt

[mothinabottle]

I just think it's adorable and sad how Jordan does their best to protect the PC from harm while PC does the same in other ways (Fighting the corruption by doing the dirty work while Jordan's flock remains unaware, etc)

Yet, Jordan still fails to protect PC despite their efforts...

I wonder if PC will fail at some point and they will realise just how fucked up things are around town...

Idk, I'm having a huge Jordan brainrot rn cuz I have no one to ramble to about them

Also this quick doodle of May and Jordan cuz I just needed to draw them before going back to my personal jail :( Edit: Forgot to include some moments regarding that!!

There, such a sweetheart they are <3

#dol #dol fanart #dol pc #jordan the pious #moth art #art #dol jordan #Player the Forgotten #degrees of lewdity pc #degrees of lewdity fanart #degrees of lewdity #jordan the priest #I want to drawww😭😭😭 #but my fucking major #I mean I like it but #sighh

[alienkitty259]

#degrees of lewdity #dol #answer's #a #ivory wraith #bailey the caretaker #kylar the loner #eden the hunter #robin the orphan #sydney the fallen #sydney the faithful #harper the doctor #wren the smuggler #whitney the bully #alex the farmer #jordan the priest

[flaneur001]

Random DoL drabble because I’m bored… I just imagined what if Jordan was a LI with the same corruption stat as Sydney. So here it is lol~

CW- Religious themes, it’s sfw but mildly suggestive

Jordan The Priest X GN PC

You are in the Temple. Your hands are loaded with gardening tools as you move in and out of the garden. Your habit is covered in patches of dirt, stray leaves stick to your head and other places. You can feel sweat on your body with the amount of exercise you are getting |++strength +fatigue

As you enter the temple, your shoulder roughly collides with someone making you fall flat on your butt. You feel a sharp twinge of pain, as everything in your grasp is scattered around you |+stress +pain

You look up to see a familiar face loom over you. “I am so sorry, my child” Jordan mutters softly as he bends down and helps you up, lifting you by your arms. “I wasn’t watching where I was going” His long golden hair, slips from the sides of his cowl and tickles your nose. He frantically moves about gathering your scattered items as you dust yourself off.

Jordan smiles at you apologetically as he hands over the items to you, “I apologize again. I see you’re hard at work.” They give you the items. Your fingers brush slightly. You smirk a little and hold his hand yanking him close to your face. His eyes widen as he stares at you, your faces inches apart, “Thank You” you mutter huskily making their breath hitch |+Arousal +Jordan’s Corruption

“Do-don’t mention it” a flush rises to their face, they stutter as they hastily pick up their book from the ground and walk quickly towards the pews without glancing back.

Its evening. You are at the orphanage at Domus street. You are wrapped in a towel as you move about your room, looking for your journal. After an hour long of futile search, your eyes land on a book with a brown leather binding.

It’s similar to yours, but when you flip it open, the name, “Jordan” rests on the page in neat and elegant cursive handwriting.

A curiosity fills you, and you sit on your bed and begin reading through the pages. Most of it is just mundane stuff, their schedule for everyday, some bookkeeping of temple allowances, and even regular musings. You mindlessly flip the pages, almost in a bored fashion when your eyes land on a very recent entry.

“I don’t understand what is happening these days. I find myself facing a deep precipice. This is wrong. So very wrong. In vain have I tried to cleanse myself of these thoughts. These vice like feelings are eating away at my mind. I can sense it. This darkness is slowly sweeping me in its corrupt hands, and I am willingly walking into its embrace.

I had to know you were trouble the moment I saw you drag Sydney into the depths of depravity. Yet I crave for you. I want you to look at me the way you look at them. I want to feel those emotions that feel so foreign to me. I feel alive in so very long a time. I have begun to look forward to the time you sneak up on me when you think I’m not looking. Those fleeting moments have ignited a flame of sorts. So Lord forgive me for I think I have sinned. Because I want to be loved by the sin incarnate”

Your mind swims with possibilities. This is a surprise. You never realised that Jordan reciprocated those feelings. Your heart thuds wildly as you realize something with a start. If you have Jordan’s journal right now, it means that your journal is currently in Jordan’s possession. And it has much more graphic and detailed entries inside it. Your own personal confessional of sorts that always begin with, “Forgive me Jordan, for I have sinned”

It holds several anecdotes about your little crush on the priest. Long paragraphs about the things you’d like to do with him |++ Arousal ++Jordan’s corruption

A lewd warmth fills you, as you think about running into Jordan tomorrow. You feel excited about the situation but it’s too tame to remove the cloud over your mind |-stress

[Silly bonus lols]- You are in the temple garden watering the flowers. You hear some footsteps approaching. It’s Jordan. He doesn’t look you in the eye, as he silently hands you over your journal. You can see his hands trembling a little. A wild tinge of red dusting his cheeks. When you think he’ll leave, he reaches inside his robe and pulls out a bottle. He uncorks it and just like that pours the entire contents all over your head. It seeps through your clothes making you shudder slightly as your habit clings to your body.

“It’s holy water” he mumbles, “You need it”. He leaves you alone in the garden, shivering as he walks back inside |++ Jordan’s corruption

#ashe writes #my words #degrees of lewdity fic #drabble #jordan the pious #jordan the priest #dol headcanons #degrees of lewdity #gender neutral reader #dol #not proofread

[everlythequestionabletomboy]

[Part 3]

Part 1, Part 2

(After scene if you took Sydney w you)

(After scene if you only went in by urself)

And that's pretty much it. If I'm missing some more scenes, just tell me in my inbox

#dol 4.3.3 update #dol screenshot #sydney the faithful #jordan the priest #jordan the pious #degrees of lewdity #dol spoilers #dol 4.3.3 content

[bibibi-tchx]

damian priest stop being mean to the toddler challenge 

also JD NANANAJAJA OH WOW LOGAN GOT HIS ASS SO GOOD

FINNS ME FR BUT ALSO CACKLING

#the judgment day #domdom #bbie #dominik mysterio #wwe #damian priest #dame #finn balor #jd mcdonagh #jordan devlin #wwe raw #monday night raw #the judgment day wwe #the judgement day

[simpleman193]

A knight in shining armor, is a man who has never had his metal truly tested. 🛡⚔️

#simple man #manliness #simple life #traditional gender roles #christian manhood #traditional manhood #chivalry #tradblr #traditional man #gentleman #jordan peterson #you should be a monster #shadow work #men are kings #men are priests #men are builders #seek truth #seek wisdom #seek beauty #seek strength #protect and serve

[degrees-of-lili]

So, those new outfits you unlock for becoming a priest/nun...would that not imply that's what Jordan is wearing + a cowl. Also, what Sydney should be wearing when he become a priest

#dol #degrees of lewdity #art #doodles #sydney the faithful #jordan the pious #the “canonical” priest/nun outfits are so silly #it makes sense for DoL's world #but also I prefer a more “proper” outfit because it's hotter to me

[paulftompkins]

From the 2023 Varietopia St. Patrick's Day Special! Monsignor Damien Fearnley welcomes a special guest to join him in singing a secret song. Featuring Lily Sullivan.

Our next St. Patrick's Day Special is St. Patrick's Day actual, March 17th at 7pm Pacific! Join us at Lodge Room or stream from home!

LODGE ROOM TICKETS

LIVESTREAM TICKETS

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #lodge room #variety #music #comedy #mr. jordan katz #LILY SULLIVAN #priests #nuns #drinking songs #jesus christ #Youtube

[glampire-rockstar]

⚖️MY AU!Judgment Day⚖️

DAMIAN PRIEST

"THE PUNISHER"

RHEA RIPLEY

"THE ERADICATOR"

JORDAN DEVLIN/JD MCDONAGH

"THE ACE"

CORA JADE/ELAYNA BLACK

"THE REBEL"

DOMINIK MYSTERIO

"THE APOSTLE"

LIV MORGAN

"THE PSYCHO"

BUDDY MATTHEWS

"THE NIGHTMARE"

LYRA VALKYRIA

"THE DISCIPLE"

FINN BALOR/PRINCE DEVITT

"THE DEMON"

I got a feeling Finn will betray the Judgment Day someday...replace him with either JD or Buddy Matthews. Congrats to Buddy and Rhea, but RIP to my biggest inspiration whenever I watch WWE...long live Bray Wyatt. We'll always love you and never forget what you've done for us.

#wwe #damian priest #rhea ripley #jd mcdonagh #cora jade #dominik mysterio #liv morgan #buddy matthews #lyra valkyria #aew dynamite #judgment day #the other side #alter bridge #elayna black #punishment martinez #buddy murphy #jordan devlin

[justcommander]

Posting some Father Samuel, @400-gallons-of-catholic-guilt 's Faith OC because I love him.

Plus my man Father Jordan. They're pals. They're good*, they are possessed, they ended up in a place where there's something worse than demons that they gotta hide from.

(*relatively)

#faith the unholy trinity #faith oc #OC #Father Jordan #Father Samuel #tw body horror #pretty much #tw blood #they're such unholy sinners #what's that demon doing inside your mouths you filthy priests? #you pray your god with that same mouth? #their thoughts probably not mine

[mothinabottle]

The Bishop implies that Sydney hasn’t passed the trial of anguish because Jordan is protecting Sydney. “[Sydney has] been in the flock for years, but has been stifled by the overprotective Jordan. I understand you're to thank for [Sydney] finally passing the trial of anguish."

Yeah, Jordan is implied to be very overprotective

Like momma bear type. I think that's adorable, that Jordan is both overprotective with Sydney and PC (Although they are even more overprotective with Sydney, cuz I don't see them sending their ass to that goddamn island 🙂)

I want to see more of how Jordan has been coddling Sydney, because I am curious of what they had done to get this poor soul to fail every single Trial of Anguish. Perhaps it's because Sydney hasn't been able to actually challenge themselves before due to Jordan's overprotectiveness? Idk, I just want more Jordan lore

(Also thx for the Jordan ask, anon. Rambling about them once again helped me relax 🩵)

#dol #dol fanart #jordan the pious #moth art #sydney the faithful #dol jordan #dol sydney #degrees of lewdity fanart #degrees of lewdity #art #mothask #jordan the priest

[alienkitty259]

#degrees of lewdity #dol #mickey the hacker #landry the criminal #darryl the club owner #remy the farmer #jordan the priest #harper the doctor #wren the smuggler #gwylan the shopkeeper #sirris the science teacher #ivory wraith #bailey the caretaker #briar the brothel owner

[flaneur001]

𝐿𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈, 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸

Hi there~

(Keep scrolling for the master list)

I'm Ashe, and this little blog here is like a window to my mind. I plan on filling this space with little tidbits and musings, some short stories, original poems, fanfics and several head canons.

"ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ; ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ꜱʏʟʟᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴀʀʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪᴏɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏᴡᴇʟꜱ ʙᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴏɴᴀɴᴛꜱ ꜱɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʟʟᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ"

Like...the one above. Dramatic aren't I?

Anyways, you're welcome to submit writing requests ^^ (please keep it strictly sfw)

<𝓣𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼>

(updated on 1st April '24)

1) 𝑴𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒏 :

𝙍𝙚𝙣/𝙙𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙁𝙞𝙘𝙨-

[𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍]'𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚕𝚎

𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝙼𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎

𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙣 𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙜𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙖 𝙁𝙞𝙘𝙨-

𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗~

2) 𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 :

𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚡 𝙶𝙽 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚈𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙶𝙽 𝙲𝚘𝚙! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

3) 𝑫𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒔 𝑶𝒇 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑭𝒊𝒄𝒔 :

𝙒𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮

𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜

𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨𝙩

𝙹𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗 𝚇 𝙶𝙽 𝙿𝙲 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗

4) 𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 :

𝟻 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞

5) 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 :

𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚗~

6) 𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑶𝑪 :

𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚘𝚘𝚗~

7) 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 :

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗

8) 𝑷𝒐𝒆𝒎𝒔 :

𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙶𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜

𝚃𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚏

𝙰𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚞

𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙴𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛-𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍

𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚗

𝚃𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗

𝙰 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜

𝙻𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚢

If you came this far, thanks for stopping by. I hope you liked the stay, Until next time~

#Ashe writes #writing #short story #poem #my fics #fanfic #short fiction #poetry #musings #headcanon #14 days with you #14 days with you ren #the kid at the back vn #solivan brugmansia #degrees of lewdity #whitney the bully #yandere man #dark love #yandere male x reader #sydney the fallen #sydney the faithful #avery the businessman #jordan the pious #alex the farmhand #bailey the caretaker #kylar the loner #dol headcanons #dol fanfic #degrees of lewdity fic #jordan the priest

[jordan-the-pious]

Jordan the Pious, more like Bore Ragnarok Jordan the Penis. (wait, I think Jordan's title is priestess now... oh well...)

I am very pious that is true, but I do not see what my genitals have to do with anything. Are you saying the fact that I have them makes me less pious? Makes me less devoted to my lord?

I understand that that may be the case for some, but I have spent many years focusing on my goals and ambitions, forgoing worldly pleasures that would only lead me astray. And where are you in life? What have you accomplished in your time on this plane? You sexually harass people online? Members of the faith no less? Is this amusing to you? Does the vow I took to uphold my faith have anything to do with your life, to the point where I should incure ridicule? If my existence has ever caused you pain directly or indirectly may my lord strike me down where I stand....

Would you look at that. I continue to stand.

#asks #:ooc: #:it is priest/priestess in game but I wanted a gender neutral jordan blog so the old title it is:

[bibibi-tchx]

i love this emo family so much

dom n finn matching!!

dom copying dame!!

rhea fucking ripley being cool as hell!!

whos that weirdo on the end?

#the judgment day #domdom #bbie #dominik mysterio #wwe #rhea ripley #damian priest #dame #finn balor #jordan devlin #jd mcdonagh #slammys #wrestling