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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 2 months

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Justice League Quote #5

Flash: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. Wonderwoman: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Flash: Not when you’re playing with Batman, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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the-sprog · 10 months

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Atlas: "Is that Superman?"

Marvel, looking up, a little worried: *thinks* "yyessss??"

Atlas: "sweet! Can you thank him for giving me a break and holding the world for me a few years back?"

Marvel, staring directly into Supes' eyes: "YOU DID WHAT-"

Superman, suddenly fearing for his life:

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jackie-q · 26 days

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Gender, who?

Superman: "What do you identify as?"

Batman: "Batman"

Superman: "No no, I mean like, what are your prefered pronouns?"

Batman: "...I am Batman."

Superman: "Noooo! Your pronouns!"

Flash: "How long you think it'll take Big Blue to realize Bats keeps answering as Batman?"

Green Lantern: "Oh, yeah, no. We'll be here a while."

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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Bailey Allen cuddles with Y/N, who tries to get up…

Bailey: (groans) stay. please.

Y/N: but I have to vacuum our-

Bailey speeds around, vacuuming the whole place in a flash…

She settles back in Y/N’s arms…

Bailey: now we cuddle all day long.

She snuggles, giggling happily…

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headcanonsandmore · 1 year

Conversation

Superman: So, Bruce, what is your chest insignia made of? Looks like metal to me.

Batman: Oh, that's a pretty interesting story, actually. It's made from the melted-down gun that was used to kill my parents.

Superman: ...

Superman: Sometimes, I worry about you, buddy-

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kstarlitchaotics · 1 year

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[JL members meeting batkids]

*Hal with Damian*

Hal: Hello. Are you a cute little birdie?

*Damian sniffs, gives an evil grin*

Damian: I smell fear on you.

Hal: Okay, I don't like this one.

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thrushforreal · 11 months

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Superman: Who are you? How did you get on the Watchtower?? We're in Space?!

Thrush: That's a lot of questions that I'm not answering.

Robin: I've hacked into the server, I know everything now.

Thrush: Ha! B thought he could hide the Christmas gift list from us. The Fool! We must away now!

Robin: You're talking like a Villain, it's weird.

Thrush: You're weird. Bye, Superman!

Superman: I'm so confused right now.

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jessekellywould · 2 years

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*Shazam having to give his powers to the JL for some bizarre reason*: Say my name...

*Hal and his Winona Ryder obsessed ass*: 🎶 All you gotta do is say my name 🎶

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inthenameofallthingsholy · 11 months

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Stuck in an Elevator

J’onn: Stuck in an elevator because Wally decided to jump

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Wally: Clark’s had 3 panic attacks in 10 minutes

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Diana: Bruce and J’onn haven’t said a thing since we got stuck

JL: FUCKIN MINT

John: Shayera’s being immature and yelling the whole time

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Shayera: John has just been listening to music and calling his mom

JL: FUCKIN MINT

Bruce: Diana has to pee so bad she might get a bladder infection

JL: FUCKIN MINT

John: I’m the one they’re gonna blame cuz i’m a minority

JL: FUCKIN MINT!

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profoundalpacakitten · 2 years

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Wonder woman: I am an emissary from a magic Island and estranged from most of my sisters for my ideological choices in talking with your world.

Batman: I lost my parents.

Aquaman: I was a feral child and my son was murdered and wife driven insane.

Superman: I'm the last member of my planet that got blown up.

Martian Manhunter: ah yes, me too, saw my family and entire civilization eradicated before my eyes.

Flash: o-okaaaay guys, if we do this whole Justive League maybe... we should get-

Batman: a space station.

Flash: I was thinking more along the lines of grief counselling, but go off I guess?

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stars-and-birds · 1 year

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Diana: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Bruce? Bruce: … No. Clark: I do! Diana: I know, Clark. Clark: I’m sad! Diana: I know, Clark

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incorrect-quotes-4-u · 2 months

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Justice League Quote #3

Batman: *casually taking four stairs at a time* Green Arrow, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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the-sprog · 2 years

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Green lantern: "You are a child! You can't possibly ask us to keep putting you in so much danger!"

Captain Marvel: "One of your weaknesses is the colour yellow"

GL: "Well I-"

Captain Marvel: "I am immune to everything but magic. I have one less weakness than Superman over there"

Superman: "Why am I getting dragged into this?"

Captain Marvel: "Magic is a lot harder to come by than, say, a fucking yellow sweater! What happens when you have to fight aliens that are yellow by nature, huh? What happens then? You call Supes? And how many other heavy hitters do you think you should have available at all times? Just him? And you- no wait, you're getting your ass handed to you by the yellow aliens, I forgot"

GL: "..."

GL: "Damn kid"

Flash: "I'm not gonna lie to you GL. You lost this fight. I was going to side with you, but kid's got a point. Brutal."

Wonder woman: "And I feel that, the moment the young Captain decides to put himself into the superhero fights, it would be more of an hindrance to try and stop him"

Flash: "Yeah. And also I feel like we might not even be able to. Dude's a tank with powers given by the gods. I'm not touching that"

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thefanpov · 1 year

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How would they react if there's a spider in the shower while they're showering:

Jason Todd ( Redhood ):

Jason who's scrubing his hair while mumbling his favorite song and open his eyes to see a huge spider to the wall: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!"

Roy who rushed in with a flamethrower: "What's happening?!"

Jason who is shaking: "KILL IT!!!!"

Roy looked at him in confusion as Jason pointed the spider: "Oh my god- don't worry I got this!" Roy click a button to the flamethrower

Jason realizing: "Wait- Roy-"

That is the second time Roy shot fired Jason from, the shower with his flamethrower

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Dick Grayson ( Nightwing ):

Dick was entering the shower at a sudden blink a spider jump from his face: "SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!-"

Meanwhile:

Luna suddenly woke up and look around her room and turn to her pet cat gone and look up to the ceiling to she Faust: "Hey Faust, did you heard something?"

Faust who littery shaking from the recent scream as her nails dugged to the ceiling and letting out a whimper: "Merroww..."

Luna: "Faust?"

So Luna decide to leave her pet cat for the rest of her mission and for Dick... well... let's just say... it really didn't get well...

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Damian Wayne ( Robin ):

Damian holding his Katana and pointing it inside the shower: "What a disgusting fragile creature, tsk..."

Tim calling outside of his room: "Damian! We're gonna be late!"

Damian blink at the spider as it already dissappear: "Drake! Inform the others that we'll be evacuating!"

Okay so... I have no words to say...

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Timothy Drake ( Red Robin ):

Tim is lack of sleep, he spotted a spider at the sink and didn't hesitate to just smash it with his fist: "... I need coffee..."

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Luna Midnight ( Smiley ):

Luna is scrubbing her body with soap as she notice a huge spider: "Oh my- why would you be inside here?"

Luna gently grab the spider with her wet hands and open the shower curtains and gently put the spider to the counter of the sink: "Please stay there, it's really rude to just enter the shower with someone inside, so please stay out there..."

Luna petted the spider before going back showering humming:

This is the time the spider finally met a peaceful freedom

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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Bailey Allen kisses Y/N fiercely…

Bailey: you don’t have to leave the house ever again

Y/N: but baby I gotta go pick up my prescription from-

Bailey speeds off and comes back with it…

Bailey: see? You’re good. You don’t have to leave here or… me

Y/N caresses her face…

Y/N: Bailey I will never leave you. But can we please go somewhere together? I want the world to know that you’re mine and I’m yours.

Bailey: (giggles) okay.

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headcanonsandmore · 2 years

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Batman: So, why did you leave the watchtower so suddenly yesterday? Trouble back in Metropolis?

Superman: Well, I have super-hearing...

Batman: Yeah.

Superman: Please remember that the next time you and Wonder Woman decide to get frisky in her quarters, okay?

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