#like a vampire

[captainzigo]

KNIFE PONY!!!!?

i don’t know what you mean so here’s this guy

completely divorced from my little pony, always been fascinated by the idea of unicorns sword fighting with their horns. the sword being their head, the primal violence of the biological weapon, not to mention the homoeroticism.

anyway, this is probably someone’s minion. like a get ‘em boys type of guy

#imagine if you were born with a giant knife on your face #like a vampire #imagine warm blood dripping down your FOREHEAD #mlp oc #art ask #pony oc #mlp fan character #my little pony #friendship is magic #mlpfim

[devilsflowerr]

THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIS NECK 🥵🥵

#i wanna bite it so hard #like a vampire #elvis presley #elvis #burning love #70s elvis

[sanguinebats]

I miss Instagram user @ jaketkiszka

#hes probably so tired tho #sleeping for a million days #like a vampire #but its okay to miss him #he will be posting soon i can smell it

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

I need to see Danny in a skirt. Doesn’t even have to be a short skirt, though if those bitable thighs of his are out that would be great. Could be a stage look, casual, for a photo shoot, I just need it to happen.

I’ll honestly take any of them in a skirt because honestly I think they would all look great but for some reason the idea of Danny in a skirt has been haunting me for weeks

I wanna bite the fuck out of his thighs.

#like a vampire #sink my teeth in #wild wednesday #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Violence, potential spoilers

Title: Like A Vampire

Editor: Vampire Rose

Song: Like a Vampire

Artist: Catrien Maxwell

Anime: Sengoku Night Blood, Vampire Knight, Servamp, Diabolik Lovers, Rosario + Vampire, Phantom in the Twilight, Dance with Devils, Owari no Seraph

Category: Freestyle

#anime #amv #vampire #catrien maxwell #like a vampire #video #music #song #youtube #editing #Vampire Anime Mix - Like A Vampire - (AMV) - *Thank you for 80k Subs* #vampire rose #Sengoku Night Blood #Vampire Knight #Servamp #Diabolik Lovers #Rosario + Vampire #Phantom in the Twilight #Dance with Devils #Owari no Seraph #freestyle #Youtube

[twistedappletree]

ok 1 cool thing about being shadowbanned is that I can snipe other blog’s posts for my queue??? I’m literally invisible I can like and reblog ANYTHING without anyone knowing

🦇 i am the night 🦇

#LMFAO this is so funny I’m enjoying this way too much #apple babble 🍎 #non fandom #like a vampire #a thneaky lil vampire

[jamesmrdouglas]

#myself #like a vampire

[randomkingwillbeadad]

Okay, I love it so far, but Derek just standing there in the woods all black leather and pale face looks so goofy to me in the wake of the hysterical tragedy that was Twilight ...

#derek hale #teen wolf #first viewing #like a vampire #so not intimidating

[sesamie]

he was so babygirl here

#like a vampire #he should be burning and crisping alive under that sun #clem succession lb

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

#i speak #this sounds like a vampire or zombie post but it isn't #grief #technically 'grieving the not dead' would be more accurate but i like the sound of undead better

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[coldgoldlazarus]

I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

#not a reblog #vampires #werewolves #if anything like this already exists please let me know

[seveneyesoup]

#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED #THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY #what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite #is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe #sort of a made up question #but that’s not a mammal #so neither is a vampire #but also like. a human is a mammal #this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’ #and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t #not a lot of fluids. happening there

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Potential spoilers, violence

Title: Like A Vampire

Editor: KimWiki

Song: Like a Vampire (Nightcore version)

Artist: Catrien Maxwell

Anime: Owari no Seraph

Category: Character profile

#anime #amv #catrien maxwell #owari no seraph #krul tepes #video #music #song #youtube #editing #AMV - Krul Tepes~Like A Vampire ~(Thanks for 3000+ subs) #like a vampire #kimwiki #seraph of the end #character profile #Youtube

[annabelle--cane]

I am aware I have died on this hill before but people who really strenuously argue that fanfic isn't "real writing" drive me insane. what do you meeeaaaaannn. besides the fact that any attempt to define "real art" vs "fake art" is inherently reactionary, it just doesn't make any sense. it's Writing. people Write it. what the fuck are you talking about.

#like. my fifth grade vampire novella was 100% original fiction. objectively it was awful on every axis. it was still writing. what. #marina marvels at life

[pikslasrce]

im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

#piksla.txt #its just like when ur trying to think of smth sexy and ur like 'ooh think. uh. hot vampire ladies uh. think think think' #and ur brain keeps reminding you of like. deadlines and chores and unpleasant memories like shoo! go away!! im trying to have a fun time #its literally that . anyways robpat SLAYED slayedddddd #hall of fame