#lol just kidding

[sobeesknees]

Wyll should have gotten more cutscenes like this

like. damn. maybe i do wanna start a family. lol.

#will forgo everything i stand for #u want kids ill give u em #lol just kidding #unless……….. #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #blade of frontiers #babe of frontiers #heheh

[forosha]

Me, greeting people to my account seeing 2 or 3 interesting posts and an overwhelming amount of ship art for frog show

#welcome #to my sick and twisted mind #lol just kidding #but for real it’s a lot #art #forosha

[dearshelby]

the fact finn was the one who got arthur into cocaine honestly cracks me up, it's so ??? mf was 13 and managed fuck up arthur's life even more lol

#worst things to happen to arthur → war. his dad. finn #lol just kidding #obvs it's not finn's fault. arthur should have called him out on the spot like boy was doing drugs at 13yo #personal bullshit

[satansappendix]

This is what happens when you try to do Wet Beast Wednesday on Tuesday

#flight rising #lol just kidding #the beafts they were too powerful

[stripedwolf88]

Taylor's Albums: My Ranking

DUN DUN DUUUUUN. As requested by the lovely @lyricstoojesus, and demanded by the little demon version of me inside my head, I have finally completed my list/ranking of Taylor's albums. Honestly my ranking is mainly based on which one makes me cry the least when life is hard and then how it sounds and lyrics come afterwards. I'm a simple, sensitive, Pisces gal so don't judge me too hard, my dudes.

Lover

Midnights

Reputation

1989

Fearless

Speak Now

Folklore

Debut

Red

Evermore

So hard to pick between Reputation and 1989 especially since 1989TV is like flipping insane with how good it sounds. But Reputation is a romantic album disguised as a "fuck off" album and I'm a hopeless romantic soooooo it wins.

I KNOW I'M GONNA MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE SHAKE THEIR HEADS FOR PUTTING RED AND EVERMORE LAST. I LIKE THEM THEY JUST MAKE ME SAD OKAY SO I DON'T LISTEN TO THEM AS MUCH.

All of the albums are awesome though. There are gems in all of them. I am amazed by the range from one artist and probably always will be. You're awesome, Taylor, and your music will always have a special place in my heart.

#taylor swift #gaylor #gaylor swift #kaylor #lgbetty #friends of dorothea #ranking taylor's albums #Lover is the best I will not be hearing disagreements #lol just kidding #I respect everyone's favorite

[yellowhollyhock]

Foolishly wondering to myself how many eggs I should boil before remembering that Seven is the Biblical number of perfection.

I am a good decision maker.

#funny #personal #voted most likely to successfully boil eggs in high school year book #lol just kidding #voted most likely to write a bestselling novel which. uhhh #I’ll just boil the eggs okay 👍

[bluebunnyears-08]

Life Form With PTSD Meets Broken Eight Year Old (lol)

When that thing the kid and Shadow first interacted, Shadow had found him in what looked to be Eggman's base, only it seemed to be falling apart, debris and burning parts of the structure crashing and falling to the ground below in a city the doctor must've managed to take over. The civilians of the city surrounded the suddenly burning headquarters, curious on what happened. Just seeing the city brought shame and slight sadness to him. However, upon hearing about prisoners and people still being in there, Shadow went inside to try and help them to safety. The ruined and bleak state of the world he was supposed to protect, to keep safe, a godawful hellscape, with a giant building falling apart in the middle, revealing the insides like a blooming flower from hell.  He had a slightly morbid curiosity on who would do something like this and then sudden and unrelated rage that this to be because of Sonic shattering the world. If that blue idiot had just listened to him!-

He was interrupted from his raging thoughts when his ears perked up to metal clinking around on the ground of the long halls. He originally tensed thinking it was a robot, however, he quickly noted that the metallic foot falls were far too light and too fast for a tin robot. Not a second after that note, the shadow appeared in front of him at the end of the burning hall.

When he first saw the kid in the long hallway, he was originally unable to see them due to the fire behind it casting the thing in shadow. But when a part of the burning ceiling collapsed in front of them - and startling the life form into taking a sudden step back (the kid didn’t even flinch-) -  bringing it to light, he didn't know what to think or say out of shock and slight disgust. The sight of a convoluted, bruised, and starved jack-o-lantern, crawling around like a spider on metal tails, should’ve been the first clue that the fox wasn't stable.

The kit look awful. His fur was matted and tangled, heavy eye bags made dents underneath foggy blue eyes, blue eyes that didn't seem to have any thought behind them, that told a tale of indescribable horror, pain, and sorrow in them. They weren’t even looking at him, only staring ahead at a nothingness only they could see. He had several burn marks all over his body, neck, arms, legs, everywhere Shadow could see; some fur having been fried or shaved off, revealing pink, scorched, scabbed skin. His... clothes (when did Tails wear clothes?) were crumpled and ripped at some places, revealing uneven scars beneath. But the worst part was the overall state of his body. Vibrant golden fur was now pale and dull, chunks of it ripped, burnt, or shaved off, once a naive and childish face looked deeply worn and older, and his body now had barely any muscle or fat, exaggerated bone outlines and skeletal anatomy was the fox's vessel now.

Shadow didn't know if this was a child he was staring at or a decaying, walking corpse.

It took a couple of moments for Shadow to even realize that this was Tails, the cheerful fox kit that followed Sonic everywhere. Whatever this hollow, battered shell was wasn't cheerful in any way.

Staring back at him, this child, they looked more fragile, more lost, and completely broken.

Once he processed this, he cautiously approached the fox kit. While he never particularly cared for the kid, he knew he couldn't leave them like that, couldn't leave anyone so young like that. Besides, he knew of the fox's smarts as everyone else did, perhaps the fox could help fix everything the blue idiot broke. Approaching them, he called their name...

And immediately knew this wasn't Tails as their head suddenly snapped harshly in his direction (he thought their neck was going to break).

He was grabbed by metal, sudden sharp tips of the skinny metal tails nearly dug into his skin as he was slammed harshly against the wall. He gagged, surprised at the uncharacteristically aggressive act from someone he thought he knew. Looking down, he was met with the second clue when he saw a harsh and...unnatural scowl. It was more feral, more akin to that of an animal. The kit's teeth was bared, eyes wide-eyed and buggy, and his body twitched slightly. The words the child screamed harshly met Shadow's ears.

"it's NINE, NINE not tails NEVER tails you never listen never never never-“

Realization washed over Shadow like cold water. So this wasn't Tails. This was a variant of the fox. A rather erratic variant at that. He made a unintelligible noise, trying to speak but the metal was squeezing too tightly-

The third and final cementing clue about the kit's disturbing mental state was when fox began to ramble and mumble, asking Shadow how 'they' are still making things like him. Rambling about games, about tricks, and other nonsense Shadow couldn't understand. Taking the chance, he used the fox's self-imposed distraction, kicking them away. They grunted, landing on the ground like a puppet - landing hard on their face, limbs sprawling beneath him at an almost unnatural level - before weakly, but somehow quickly, righting themselves, launching himself at the black urchin once more.

Shadow felt a slight sting of pity at the pathetic sight,

Before long, the life form quickly got the upper hand, pinning the malnourished fox and explaining he's real, how he accidentally thought the kit was Tails. The kit paused somewhat, then asked how Shadow knew that name, just now registering it through the hazy fog of insanity. Broken blue eyes then noticed Shadows gloves, and they widened when they saw the odd things Shadow took from Sonic.

"Th...those are...", the fox began to mumble with horror and fear. As his brain slowly registered it, he began to hyperventilate, tears beginning to form, tears of horror, of fear, of cruel, unforgiving grief.

(no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this cant)  As Shadow paused, taking note of the kids horrible reaction, he quickly moved off of them in an effort to give them space, taking a few steps back for good measure, hoping to calm the kid down so he could explain everything.

(be real this cant be real this cant be this cant it cant it cant please it cant be real why why

why why why why why why why why why why i failed im a failure failure failure w

orthless worthless worthless stupid fucking idiot you knew it was too good to be true

you knew it was too good stupid stupid this has to be a dream please be a dream wake up wake up wake up

wake up wake up wake up please please this cant be happening)

He still kept his guard up, just in case. Yet, the kid, Nine, only laid there on the ground, unmoving, eyes blank and glossed over, the little chest that rose with labored breaths not hardly moved at all. Shadow stared after what felt like hours, as the kid stared blankly at the burning ceiling,

no (this monster did he did he did he no no no it can't be those are they're)

thought

(he took them he saw sonic he hurt sonic I failed i'm a failure they were supposed to but

they failed i failed i've always been a failure how could i think this would change useless fucking worthless) behind them at all.

Shadow was suddenly thrown back harshly, like an unwanted toy, with sudden force from the sharp metal tails, and he was thrown harshly as haunting, horrid shriek echoed throughout the wide halls, mixing with broken wails as the monster seeped in lonely sorrow and rage. 

(he's dead he's dead he killed him he did it I failed no no no sonic was gone the grim was pointless I lost my chance I'm so stupid so worthless so stupid im going to kill him im going to kill him i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you you did this you killed him murderer you did it you did Sonic had so much life he was so alive)

The fight continued after that, the two dancing around flames, and Shadow dodged much harsher and animalistic blows as the nine-tailed fox screamed and asked over and over again what Shadow did to Sonic, where Sonic was. That he would kill Shadow, that Shadow took the only thing he had left, the only reason he endured ‘their sick games’. Shadow tried to explain, but it was clear there wasn’t any rational thought in the screaming, sobbing demon anymore.

Shadow didn't know how it happened, perhaps it was the harsh wounds he got from the kitsune that left him slightly weaker or maybe he was distracted by the pitiful state of the thing, but there was a sudden, harsh blow to his head, and everything went black.

#shadow the hedgehog #nine the fox #sonic fluff #lol just kidding #this shit is dark #short and sad #Nine always suffers in my fics... #sonic prime #miles nine prower #nine needs a hug #in this case he needs a REALLY BIG ONE #sonic prime spoilers #but not really #trauma survivor meets fucked up kit #who MAY or MAY NOT have been tortured... #body horror

[anonymouslyel]

akihiko and love languages

akihiko is naturally a touchy person. skin to skin contact to let his lover know he's there, they both are, in that moment and time.

he hugs haruki every time he have the chance to. he kiss haruki everytime he arrives home. he bites haruki sometimes too. he plays with haruki's hair whenever he can.

and haruki lets him do all that. he may be surprised, caught off guard at some point, but never does he push akihiko away. he accepts the cheek kiss. he smiles through every hug. he smirks at every bite.

as a result, akihiko feels so comfortable and safe in his relationship with haruki that all of those comes back up again. he's doing it again after seeking it in other people, where it was a necessity and not an indulgence.

akihiko is a gift giver. he presents his love like an offering in the form of things his love ones may use.

like how he gifts haruki a camera. which is accepted very naturally, along with the cheek kiss that came with it.

like how he buys haruki coffee every time he can. he knows haruki loves coffee. be it store bought or home made.

akihiko loves to give words of affirmation. he tells things as he sees it. he assures people, lets them know they are seen.

he tells haruki how he saw all the efforts haruki have done, not only to him, but also to the band - to ritsuka and mafuyu.

he tells haruki that they needed him. that he's the base, stable and unshaken, that holds their band of geniuses together.

akihiko loves spending with his beloved. just being in the same place, talking about anything.

like how they stay at his apartment rooftop on some nights. just talking about anything and everything under the nightsky.

like how they talk about their respective family while chilling on the couch. akihiko talks about his meeting with his dad. haruki talks about his weekend date with his sister and niece.

akihiko loves doing things for his love. giving gifts is not enough, he simply must do things for them too.

its when he cooks for haruki. practiced and different kind of fried rice. foods he cooked in exchange for a night of sleep becomes gratefully received and dearly missed.

its when he ties haruki's hair when haruki's hands are busy. helping haruki even in small things like that gives him happiness.

and akihiko is happy, his lips curl every now and then with haruki. he never thought he'll be this happy compared in the past. his love is being accepted wholeheartedly -- not rejected just like in the past, not being looked over because it was expected of him, not being pushed away or ignored or set aside.

#akiharu #akihiko x haruki #no thoughts head empty only akiharu #by god akihiko is so in love with haruki #he just like me fr #i wrote this at work #basically i got paid for writing akiharu #lol just kidding #if only tho

[kairunatic]

Got a question. If you were to be in AE, are you going to try your best to steal Billford from Rook? I got a feeling you would.

Stealing is not my thing

I'd probably go for something more

Direct....

#ask #LOL just kidding #...... #OR AM I? hehheheh

[thanatosdetesreves]

Remember Paris Pride 2023? It started at the "Place de la Nation"

Yes

It looks like a pentagram

#all the queers were on that place #is that a symbolism? hmmmm #lol just kidding #but it's funny #parispride2023 #pride #lgbtq #paris

[atlantis-scribe]

just finished stargate universe and i have opinions

#lol just kidding #BUT I GUESS THIS MEANS I DONT OWE ANYONE ANYTHING ANYMORE #MY PROMISE IS FULFILLED AND KATERINA IS FREE!! #not much liveblogging in the last three eps for obvious reasons #but check this: I CAN FINALLY GO THRU THE SGU TAGS #and post bad sgu takes here and there hehe #kit watches sgu #NO MORE #my post

[thelasttime]

i do skip straight to the vault tracks and i also skip the already released songs 💀 i'm just impatient lol

but i think it made evermore and folklore really fun that there wasn't anything to skip! it was just a super pure listening experience all the way through

have you no respect for the sanctity of music

#asks #asking you this* #anonymous #lol JUST KIDDING #i get it for sure

[thesouthernsuccubus]

Answering another frequently asked question…

For some reason a few of you have asked me things like, “omg do you have crushes on your mutuals?” I have no idea where this question has come from or why anyone would ask this, so I’m just going to put the rumors to rest.

Absolutely.

Thanks for reading!

#oak rambles #lol just kidding #no seriously #i’m not kidding #i will kiss all of you on the mouth #with consent of course

[sinkableruby]

me reading monogatari lns

me reading monogatari lns whenever ougi is mentioned

#thanks for leaving these crumbs for me nisioisin #you know i wouldnt read without them #lol just kidding #or am i. #ougiposting #monogatari

[simtric]

My game just crashed so…. hiatus

#lol just kidding

[mollymarymarie]

hello “molly isn’t even my real name”

RIVAL UNIVERSITY PROFS?!!?! *grabby hands* GIMME

but in all seriousness, I am so excited for this fic and can’t wait to read more of your writing! I already know their ridiculousness is going to make me want to slam my head into a wall in the best way possible

- p.s. when are you supposed to let a joke die? I fear this one has grown legs and run away from me and soon I’ll be DMing Harry Styles asking when his next fic will be posted

Yesssss thank you! I'm sorry it'll be a little while before I start posting it, but I'm glad you're excited! 🥰❤️

Also this is one of my favorite running comment jokes so don't ever let it die. Maybe I am Harry Styles (I'm not), you just never know! (you do know, cause I'm not) 🤣

#i got an ask! #Thanks friend I needed cheering up! #Love. Harry Styles. #Lol just kidding #It's Molly. #Wait my name isn't even molly #I might be having an identity crisis rn