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paranormutt · 6 months

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I love to hear you call 🐇

#angel hare #angel gabby #angel gabriel #angel #digital art #digital illustration #eye strain #my art #look guys I’m not dead

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gummybearstastelikesadness · 2 years

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The HC of Danny’s hair gaining white streaks but with him being in Gotham.

He keeps dyeing it back to solid black, because he doesn’t want to attract attention by resembling a rouge or vigilante. He has to touch up the roots every 3 weeks so absolutely no one knows.

At some point Danny ends up running out of dye and his roots start to show through so he makes an emergency stop out of his usual way to pick up more dye.

Danny ends up literally bumping into a man that sets off a light version of his ghosts in the hair dye isle, he hadn’t run into anyone that set it off in Gotham yet and ends up having no idea how to react. After a few minutes of uncomfortable staring and silence Danny just awkwardly asks the guy the first thing that came to his mind, basically asking the guy if he’s buying dye to cover up the evidence of his death too.

Jason is now panicking because this scrawny kid just:

1. Thinks Jason died (the kid is right, but he shouldn’t know that)

2. Admitted/thinks that he died (the kid either did die or thinks he did, both are concerning for very different reasons)

3. Has evidence of white in his hair just like Jason (the kids eyes are blue, so his bungee jump back from death’s probably not related to the pit. Hopefully)

And 4. looks like someone Bruce would kidnap off the street and put in a colorful costume (probably the most worrying. The kid looked like a strong wind would blow him over, he wouldn’t make it as a bat or bird)

#danny phantom #dp #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #jason todd #dp prompt #batman #Why is Jason buying hair dye? IDK. He might be covering up the white streak. About to convince everyone he’s actually a red head and #Bruce made him dye his hair. Or he might be covering up him being a genuine red head.#Danny looking at Jason: is this a fellow dead guy? I’m gonna ask him.#congratulations 🎉 Jay! It’s a traumatized teenager!#Batman 30 miles away: One of my children have done something… hnn >:-[

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darling-deadest · 1 year

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if im good can i cockwarm you while you play video games? i promise i’ll only squirm a little

#t4t #t4t nsft #anyone can reblog #t4t nblm #t4t nblnb #t4t mlm #t4t nblw #t4t kink #inspired by the hot guy i play red dead with like sir let me sit on your cock please #in other news i’m collecting a harem who wanna fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid #told one id bite him if he woke me up and he promised to give me the best dick of my life if i did so

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rosy-crow · 3 months

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The fact that I’m not even joking and this was an actual subplot in Rebirth lmaoo

#now that some of us are ready to talk about it….dude i can’t—#when i realized glenn was dead and seph had just been using a black robe guy to troll rufus for the entire game i lost it #GFDHJSKL #also i literally just looked up “mean girl reaction memes” because nothing else fits quite so well LOL #SEPH CALLED HIM A BRATTY RICH KID WITH DADDY ISSUES GFYDHUJI #THIS IS THE PETTIEST AND FUNNIEST SHIT HE’S EVER DONE #and the fact that it’s probably him being subconsciously pissed at rufus for killing glenn #OHOO IT’S PERSONAL #i’m so glad they did this #sephiroth #rufus shinra #ff7 #ff7 rebirth spoilers #rebirth spoilers #spoilers #ffvii rebirth

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toddtakefive · 2 months

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few will understand demiromantic gay neil but i do

#like i absolutely adore the idea/jokes that neil is just sooo pathetic about todd almost immediately and i indulge in them as well #(plus it’s… essentially canon as far as im concerned)#but i just think he doesn’t really FALL fall until he really knows a person #like the look he gives todd after the sweaty-toothed madman poem? when todd has started toward becoming the best—#—and most authentic version of himself? or the ‘no’ scene where todd bares his soul and admits thing he probably never has before—#—and shows a side of himself he keeps under lock and key to keep himself safe? the look neil gives him THEN??????#guys.#its not a headcanon im deadset on by any means and i really don’t incorporate it into… anything if i’m being honest #its just one i really like 😭😭😭😭#dps #dead poets society #neil perry #scheduled

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bowandbrush · 2 months

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I walked into Goodwill.

walked out with a pair of genuine Sai

#SO #I was with my mom shopping at goodwill #I’m basically there for emotional support #And #we mostly look at books and CDs #And I’m walking past a shelf #And I’m like #YOOOO #I run up to the sai sitting hooked on the shelf and eagerly picked them out #And to my even bigger surprise #These guys are HEFTY #AND REAL #And I start freaking out and stuttering trying to show my mother #I literally got so hyped that I started drooling #No joke #and my mom looks at me with huge metal things in my hands and is like #???#and I start yapping #And I put them in the cart after infodumping about these things #And there’s an older couple standing close to me #Giving me a dirty look #I guess they were also looking at them #But they didn’t make any moves sooo #Like I got them first #But they FOLLOWED US #Kind of #i was being paranoid #But if looks could kill #I’d be dead #Also I hate eye contact and these folks out here like a Wild West film

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possession1981 · 2 months

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happy lesbian week from your local lesbian vampire

#i’m tryna embrace my natural skin without concealer it’s HARD lmao but i have gotten so reliant on it recently #anyways i always enjoy a good living dead look and i think bottom left i just look so corpselike #rbs extra ok since it’s lesbian week #visage #oorieri #dearestmillie #shesnake #<-bc these besties are so rarely online at the same time as me #btw considering making a dono post bc it’s lesbian week and also autism month and also i’m nearly entirely penniless lmao would u guys hate #me for it?

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hellonoblesky · 3 months

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This fucking Thing

[ID: A digital drawing of Dutch van der Linde as seen in red dead redemption 1. He’s hunched over, one hand in front of him with his fingers bent like claws, glaring through tousled hair with a deranged expression, gritting his teeth. The dead eye symbol is in his eyes. A small doodle in a much simpler style of his face, enraged and frothing at the mouth, is beside him. A transparent image of him as seen in-game is beside him. End ID]

#turtledove draws #red dead redemption #dutch van der linde #he’s such???? A fucking Guy.#like I look at him and I’m like yeah. That’s! A Thing!

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wholemleko-art · 1 year

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Sleepiest to ever do it

#sry not much art lately I’m dead inside #but look at this guy he’s so eepy #so eepy you don’t even kno #moomin #joxter #moomins #moomin fanart #moominvalley #the joxter

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mumblesplash · 1 year

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don’t let the superhero costumes fool you they’re just here to shoot people

#my art #hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #hotguy #cuteguy #mcyt #desert duo #why is it every time i decide i’m going to Just Draw A Sketch i end up doing multiple full color illustrations #local artist actually draws background 1 dead 6000 injured #it’s kinda fun figuring out the balance between ‘practical archery knowledge’ and ‘superhero theatrics’ when designing these guys #grian’s costume prioritizes aesthetics over practicality/realism whereas scar’s is fairly reasonable from an archery standpoint #and i have no idea what grian’s costume looks like from the back #it’s what he would want #actually the thing i’m most proud of is cuteguy’s bow design #closely followed by that ‘don’t walk’ sign #you gotta admit that’s a really good sign #anyway today’s tiny detail that no one would ever notice in a million years #hotguy is using go-away-green arrows #which is funny for two reasons‚#also this isn’t even possible to see i dont think but the arrowheads are that triple-edged spiral blade banned by the geneva convention #it’s how he got all the scars #but the real question is did i make him hot enough

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sixoclockuty · 1 month

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(sorry for the bad quality)

(for those who can’t see what it says, here:

first photo: “I do hope Starlo grows out of this state eventually.”

second photo: “He neees to find himself a wife and settle down.”)

i can’t find solomon’s dialogue but do yall ever think about this. and how solomon says something like “i think he thinks we hate what he’s doing, but that’s just not true”

like hm. hmmmmmmmmmmm. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#the ipad is dead chat #starlo uty #uty starlo #starlo’s family #it feels…… contradictory #like i don’t think she hates it really but i don’t think she likes it #but solomon says…………. that they don’t hate it????#idk. this is really miniscule and doesn’t actually mean anything probably i just noticed it #OH OH and orion is like. he talks about how starlo gets to do allat while he’s stuck with farm work. and he says he’s considering doing smth #then says ‘i’m not bored. just protecting the family business.’ like ??????????#idk. this is probably irrelevant but i like looking at things as i replay the game #just wait til i get to ceroba’s house guys. just wait.

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skyguy-simp · 5 months

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yeah this has done some damage to my brain 🫠 and I’ll think about it forever