#mama once said

[youdontknow-silvia]

I regarded my mother's cautionary tales of heartless souls as fables of fiction. Yet, in the jarring wake of your actions, fiction became reality: there exist hearts as icy and unyielding as winter's breath.

#mama once said #excerpt from a book i might write #writers of tumblr #writblr #heartless #love

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

I've been stupid busy so y'all get 2 day old Nimona headcanons

I feel like Todd would try really hard to be friends with the trio after everything went down

Bal is an absolute angel who can do no wrong so while he doesn’t forgive Todd he is willing to acknowledge his growth (sike he has the moral backbone of soggy cardboard and the character development of a rock)

Bal makes no attempt to befriend him but he’s also civil whenever he’s around 

Nimona and Ambrosius on the other hand they’re not afraid to slam doors in his face and tell him to take a long walk off a short pier 

There have been multiple times when they’ve had to hold each other back from beating the absolute shit out of him 

And it’s not cause they’re scared of losing or anything 

No they’re both confident they could kick his ass in 5 seconds flat 

They’re scared he’s gonna try and twist it and figure out a way to make it seem like them harming him led to more of his “character development” 

So they settle for mental torment 

Before Nimona got comfortable with Ambrosius she gave him the shovel talk with an actual shovel in hand 

He wasn’t offended in the slightest 

Was he a little scared? absolutely 

But offended? No not at all

If anything he was incredibly grateful that there was another person in the kingdom that cares for Bal as much as he does 

Maybe a month into them trusting each other Nimona turns around and gives Bal the shovel talk

And he actually started crying 

Nimona tried to stop and get him to calm down frantically asking him what’s wrong while shushing him 

And Bal encouraged him to continue because this was the moment that he knew Nimona viewed Ambrosius as part of their family 

I gave my headcanons in this post about how often I’d think the trio would cry which got me thinking about how they’d comfort each other 

Ambrosius was very used to Bal’s constant crying so he’s pretty good at comforting people 

So when Bal and Nimona do cry he doesn’t overreact 

He’ll quietly console them and wait for them to be done before asking if they want anything 

Food water a blanket 

Anything they ask for he gets 

Bal is a nervous wreck when the duo cries around him 

He’s still not used to Ambrosius crying in general 

And seeing Nimona cry is about as likely as seeing a double rainbow in a tornado 

He tries to damn best to comfort them and most of the time it works (emphasis on most) 

Nimona is just awkward around crying people 

Because crying is something they don’t do often and they haven’t gotten too close to anyone in a long time comforting doesn’t come naturally to them

Most of the time they try and get the boys to stop crying by making them laugh or distracting them

And they didn’t realize how damaging that was until one day Ambrosius just said “Nim love all I want to do is cry please let me do that” 

They started working on their comforting skills after that but it’s very much a work in progress 

While Bal and Ambrosius are incredibly sappy dorks I feel like they don’t overdo it with the PDA

Like sure they’ll hold hands and kiss occasionally but it’s so small that most people don’t comment on it 

But if someone tries to make a big deal about them kissing or holding hands they will go overboard just cause they’re petty like that

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #what's writers block #we dont know her #yes we do #we just dont currently know her #imma say it one more time #screw Todd #me and my homies all hate todd #I said that to my sister once and she looked me dead in my eyes #and said since when are me and mama your homies

[fairydrowning]

"She said her favorite color was purple, and now I haven’t seen purple the same since. I see lavender and think of her, I see her bedroom walls and dream of her, I wear purple t-shirts to feel her around me, I write love letters in purple crayon, because she makes my heart wild and carefree."

-Courtney Peppernell, "Pillow Thoughts III: Mending the Mind"

#once my mama told me that she likes pink colour and honestly after that i start wearing pink more and now half of my closet is this colour #and last month this girl said that she don't have any favorite colour and then when she's getting married she got to know his favorite #colour is purple and she wore everything in purple and now she have her own favorite color which is purple #dark academia #light academia #cottage core #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark fantasy #excerpts #fragments #poetry #books & libraries #romanticism #romantic literature #romatic academia #classic aesthetic #classic lit #classic literature #classic academia #lit #litblr #spilled ink #words #spilled love #spilled thoughts #spilled words #txt words #book quotes #quotes #peoms

[cienie-isengardu]

MK1 Sub Zero vs Kitana and Mileena Intro Dialogues <<&>> MK11 Noob Saibot vs Jacqui Briggs

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat spoilers #bi han #sub zero #noob saibot #mileena #kitana #jacqui briggs #vera briggs #I SAID IT ONCE AND I WILL REPEAT BI HAN IS SUCH A MAMA'S BOY #AND THIS IS NOT INSULT #through the all mk1 banters HE SHOWS ZERO REGRETS OVER HIS ACTION #people were killed because of it? well too bad but that was in lin kuei's best interest #people telling him they won't forgive him? well too bad 'cause he did not ask for any forgivness #but then he tells kitana the death of her mother is REGRETTABLE #even though sindel was the enemy / liu kang's friend & ally #mileena is angry at him but sindel's death is not his doing yet in most of other intros he doesn't care for people suffering or their grief #it is not lin kuei business but here he makes a statement he did not took part in killing mileena's mother #when he could mock her or be uncaring as he usually was #and in mk11 noob TWICE mentioned vera briggs #TWO DIFFERENT INTRO DIALOGUES WITH JACQUI #return to mother's arms and vera's soul is calling for you #and sure this is noob and his join me (mother) in death and dead are my clan #but he did not mention vera to jax who missed his wife badly #only to daughter that lost a mother sometime before mk11 game events #mk1 implies his mother was fighter and she died (in line of duty maybe?) #and she is like the only family member Bi-Han is not/wasn't at odds with #not giving a fuck about father but dead mother? #yeah I do think bi-han is more touched by death of mother of his enemies than death of his own father #and this is pretty unusual connection to otherwise uncaring bi-han isn't it?

[mychlapci]

As much as I love a breeding kink, and thinking of these robots fucking like it’s the end of the world, and round bellies, and carrying and all that good shit -

what I also love to think about sometimes, is what bots would just ADORE being parents. Mama Drift would make his baby his whole world, and I love that for him. He would bring his little swordsman along with him everywhere, ratchet never gets a minute alone with drift or his kid, because drift is just that attached to his baby.

Or like, helicopter dad ultra Magnus, who makes sure his baby gets the best education.

Fun mom rodimus who would strap his kid to his chest then go skydiving.

Idk! I just love the idea of these bots having a great time carrying, but LOVE actually raising their kid!

hmmm i don’t focus too much on the kids, since i’m not very fond of ’em. as i said, i’m in it for the pregnancy glow, but after the baby is out i’m gone.... but kids are very cute to think of in theory. i have thought about the bots raising sparklings before.

i love mama Drift taking his little one everywhere he goes, hopping him on his knee so that he can see everything while Drift points and explains the world to him. Ratchet never getting a moment with just Drift or just his kid, because Drift is always there to hold the baby in his hands. Rodimus is definitely the kind of mom who will not stop living his lifestyle just because he’s got his baby now, if he has to strap the little one to his chest when going meteor surfing or going out drinking, then he will do just that. Also i like the thought of this being the same baby. I know we agreed that Drift would not let go of it, but if he ever did, you know Rodimus would take it on the night out because he misunderstood Ratchet saying the little one "needs more socalization".

tbh i am a bit of a feral sparkling believer, so i think it would be absloutely hilarious and adorable to have, let’s say Drift, cooing at his beloved little baby and you look at it and it’s a hissy, sharp-toothed freakish skeleton. It’s fine! He just hasn’t grown his plating yet, but he’s still adorable, right? Meanwhile the sparkling has crawled out from his grip and is perched on top of Drift’s shoulder and clawing at you. He’s a little shy <3

#you know i’m only there for the pregnancy glow bc one of my cybertronian baby-making hc’s is basically #that they don’t even care for the little ones for the first stage of their lives #except to feed them or to scoop them away from imminent danger #litters being big bc sparklings regularly wander of and get killed or eaten or eat each other... #so once they start growing higher processor functions there’s only two or three sparklings left from the litter #idk why i’m dumping this here. i definitely said all of this before #and it’s a little too dark #sorry dude. overprotective mama drift for the win

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

i paid for vegetables and fruits for the entire house using my own money god i want to live in this feeling forever

#mummas gpay wasn't working so she asked me and she kept saying apologetically ki ghar jaake u tell me kitna kitna hua #and il give it all back to u #and i was like bhai chalega maa main bhi toh khati hu na #so she was like shush aise nahi bolte ye tune khud kamaye hai paise itna time mehnat deke paise bachane ke liye hote hai #and i said no mummy paise use karne ke liye hote hai #and she laughed and said haan bas yehi chahti hu main tera future bhi aisa ho #bc dad is very like extreme level stingy always save save save so she feels bad ki we don't waste money on things we like😭 #then ofc she startef talking about packages and pata hai mama ki beti ka 15 lpa ka lag gaya #but it was okay it felt motivating instead of pressuring for once

[gojoest]

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH KEIYA

#— ai rambles #he once said that he is her papa and mama and oniisan and this is very very fucked up jdshhkss

[mchiti]

I can't believe my baba is pulling a mama thing and he's trying to talk with me about love and my ex boyfriend. where are the racist stereotypes about muslim fathers when I need them

#this is.................... #FACT IS I'M HEARTBROKEN BUT NOT TO THAT EXTENT #IT'S OKAY I'M FINE #he's so sweet mashallah he's making atay now he's talking about how I HAVE TO DEMAND RESPECT FROM MEN #the thing is my mama would have told me the same as the video from yesterday ckdsjhagf #she wouldn't have gone there she would have just said: stop hala who's this idiot the King???? fkjdhsga #“ who is he hakim ziyech ” she said that once <3 #she would have just gone the moroccan mama way. #and my baba is here MAKING PHILOSOPHY HELPPPPPPP???? #he's so sweet my baba. like he's not sure how to articulate stuff but he's doing it he's the sweetest man in the world to me #sometimes I think the he feels like he has to be a mama too you know? #cause as much as my mama was the typical moroccan mama #mamas are mamas. they know what to say and you open up to them #and he tries that. AND HE ALSO TOLD MY BROTHER #cause my brother invited me to have dinner with them 3 times this week. khoya...i love them :(

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

hi, stopping by to say i love you and i hope you had a good day 🥰

hi steph!!! 🫶 i love you too, thank you for coming to wish me a good day, i hope YOU had a good day! i hope it’s not too cold where you are 🤍

#asks #steph <3 #i actually didn’t have a great day hence my disappearing but mama said there’ll be days like this #nothing in particular I just can get kind of moody around the holidays for personal reasons #it’s a snowball effect some days #SIGH #anyway i got lots of sleep for once

[bestshipsmackdown]

I tried telling on you but I don’t think my mom really understands what I’m talking about.

I’m taking as she thinks you’re lame and doesn’t accept your courtSHIP.

#the way she thinks I don’t know what a your mama joke is #the only time I said ‘your mon’ the kid replied ‘my mom is dead’ and I never once made that joke again #*’your mom’ god my typing is a fiasco in tags

[the-sunshine-dims]

I love writing silly little scenes, and silly thoughts, love characters being told silly things, and we know their wrong, but also it's just so silly and soft that we as readers just smile and continue

#getting back jnto the mama seraphine fic ljke i said i woukd.. probably a month ago #AND I LOVE SILLY CHILDREN #THEY GIVE ME SILLY EXCUSED #And once inget further in im going to make seraphine SO SILLY #she is silly i can feel it in my bones!!! #(am casually ignoring the time she was blatantly wrong to neveah bechase i need one good mother i request humbly) #(also if this is incoherent i apologize i am eepy. it is. not even 11 but my bones are silly and i am am !!! about silly vibes this evening) #the real joy of folmowijmg my tumblr is just somrtimes seeing the completly exhuasyed rambling in the tags #prime entertainment

[theintelligenceoflove]

I really do hate, so viscerally, some of the most popular classic rock acts. It's a wonder I have friends.

#don't tag my shit as being about fleetwoodmack #i've never once said anything nice about them and you won't catch me saying anythingnice about them #yes i spelt their name wrong it's so that no one can find me #i hate s.nicks so much #shoult out my mom for that #she raised me to hate her #i've never heard rumors and I don't have to #if you want a band with relationship drama listen to the mamas and the papas #and then you also get to listen to good musc

[citizen-zero]

when rich children say “me and my parents work hard” what they mean is that their parents have normal jobs and they themselves spend hours and hours trying to convince said parents to invest in meme stocks and dogecoin

#literally talked to a client once who had nothing but GameStop stock in his *IRA* and said his grandson told him it was a good idea #and I just wanted to be like sir I’m sorry to report that your daughter did indeed raise a fool #and since you listened to him I can confirm your mama also raised a fool #erika's blog and bar #personal

[giant1956]

I THINK THE MOVIE SPLIT LUZ BENEDICT II INTO TWO PARTS???? in the book it says luz is going with bob dietz. nd if there’s a judy i haven’t met her. that s so interesting i wonder why they created judy??

#ted reads giant #i feel like adaptations would typically fuse siblings together for a bigger part #splitting one up is odd #but i like what it does in the film #judy's got (as a gay philosopher once said) her dad tied to her apron strings in the film #jordy is a mama's boy #and luz is the rebel nd very similar to her aunt #i wonder how edna will write those dynamics with just jordy and luz

[cherry-shipping]

this is like the most niche thing ive ever imagined with an f/o but i like thinking that papyrus could call my bluffs really easily when no one else can. specifically UMM self care and health bluffs? i dont really lie about it. i just intentionally leave stuff out so people dont worry? like, if someone asks "have you eaten today?" ill be like "oh yea i ate before i came here! ^_^" but then i tactfully leave out the part where the only thing i ate was, like, a piece of candy i found on my floor or something and prior to that i hadnt eaten for a week, and things of that nature. and people never ever realize when im bluffing which is convenient for me but obviously Bad in general, but. i like imagining that paps of all people can just sort of innately Tell when im hiding something or skewing the truth just a little bit

#because hes SMART!!!!!!!!! and GOOD AT READING PEOPLE!!!!!!! #so far the only other person whos learned that i DO bluff (even if she doesnt call them naturally) is my school counselor #thats only because i told her about how i bluff a lot. so now she kinda questions whatever i say about my own health LOL #we were talking about my arfid at one point and i said how mama wants me to go see a professional about it #and i told her id declined because while my situation wasnt ideal it wasnt THAT bad and wasnt dangerous to my health #and she was like ok so how often do you eat #and i had to be like. umm. Sometimes. #and after like 5 minutes of pushing she got me to admit i ate maybe once a week (ITS BETTER NOW THOUGH!!!!) #and she was like. ok so i think maybe your definition of whats 'dangerous' to your health isnt normal at all. #anyway i imagine paps would be like that except i DONT have to tell him. he just kind of knows when im leaving stuff out #this is also so unique to papyrus nobody else can tell not even sans despite his skill of reading faces #blegh. i think the day im like fully open and honest with my life and how i feel is the same day jesus comes back or something #cherry chats #hes also good at prying in a way where i dont feel like shit. idk how to explain it but like umm #when ive been in situations where people have pushed me until im forced to guiltily admit i was leaving stuff out i feel bad #not only because they called my bluff and learned i was (almost) lying to them but also it makes me feel bad about myself #but i think hed never make me outright say it #since he just Knows hes also able to come up with ways to bring it up without atcually saying it out loud #he knows that i know that he knows etc etc etc #AND ALSO HES UNRIVALLED WHEN IT COMES TO MANIPULATING PEOPLE INTO DOING WHAT HE WANTS (IN A NICE WAY)!!!!!!!!!!! #SO IF ANYONE CAN GET ME TO EAT ITS HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #hes so smart. he just tricks people into doing stuff for their own benefit and they hardly ever realize it #hes my BEST FRIEND FOREVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333

[malibu-barb]

📷: trixiemattel

#as a wise woman once said: mama that is alot of real estate #that poor toe lol #trixie mattel