#merry christmas fuckers

[to2llynottoby]

Donald Trump had some choice words for the current administration regarding the increase in lemonade lethality. Here is the audio from this talk he recently gave

#Donald Trump #President Trump #panera charged lemonade #voice meme #to2lly not va #trump 2024 #merry christmas fuckers #he was reported to have amended the address by saying 'that's okay i'll still keep drinking that garbage'

[shitshow98]

Happy Labor Day fuckers

#merry Christmas fuckers

[worldsfromhoney]

That incomprehensible urge to let the bird inside you just

CAW CAW CAW

#merry christmas fuckers

[purplelordscp035j]

Papa! Papa!

-Sadness

Look look! We made you something for Christmas!

-Annoyance

[annoyance hands Arancia a hand wrapped box, inside is a handmade tea cup and plate, the tea cup is all messy and chunky, the plate was definitely made by purple]

It’s lovely, I got something for you two

-Arancia

[Arancia hands sadness and annoyance little dresses and stuffed bears]

ITS SO PRETTY!

-Sadness

And soft!

-Annoyance

#merry Christmas fuckers #shitpost

[softsnzstuff]

If you’re sad about Halloween being over…don’t be! Because

🎄Christmas is only beginning ⛄️

And boy do I have some good fics coming for you soon 🫢👀🤫

#merry Christmas fuckers #and a happy Halloween #winter prompts are coming #Christmas prompts are coming #buckle up babes

[quemirabobo]

For christmas I put on both of my brother's present a note that said "to my favourite brother" (one of the present was hidden), when they looked at me like "who is it?" And of course I said "you should know" ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ My big brother decided it was him because "we have known each other longer", the little one was kinda sad which was hilarious

#Eris who???? #the other one got it a little after that je #merry christmas fuckers #he didn't even attempted to grabbed it lol #poor him but it was hilarious #also they had the correct one #chronicles of Yu's life

[i-cannot-think-of-anything16]

Merry Christmas Eve children!

#fucking Christmas! #yippie!!! #MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS

[toxictoxicities]

MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS~!

Every year I draw gifts for my friends and this year was quite the collection! There's many other artists I want to meet and draw for but man this year the list was already long as it is haha"

I'm glad I got them done in time though <3

In order: @kotikaleo @csavii @slate021 @northflowerowo @pansear-doodles @plope @pan-perkozeq @toxictoxicities @revolvius @poppy-purpura @kalzulsolstice @crypticemerald @druidshollow @flickering-nightfall @hrishcha @kociamieta @saelrum @sapphicdib @distant-frontier-simp @daszombes @askloyaltywings @tialary @trashiiplant @weepinglilvessel @drawwithmis @mapl3-e @creaturevoiddweller @redcobraart

#toxart #christmas gifts #fanart #there is a lot to tag #rw #rain world #iterator #slugcats #iterator oc #slugcat oc #merry Christmas you fuckers~ #im uploading them early bc I can

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Merry Christmas

Christmas 2023 (Krampus x GN!Reader)

Chains and Whips

CW: Non-con, dub-con, bondage, anal, sadism, monster fucking, mild brat training, bratty reader, pain play, breaking and entering

"So... He's, like, a demon?" (Reader) took another sip of their cocoa while giving their friend a half jokingly judgemental look, squinting their eyes over their oversized mug. For the holidays (Reader) found themselves with nowhere to go, and ended up traveling with their best friend to her hometown. It was a tiny little place, cute, and very strange. (Reader) had, of course, heard about Krampus before but only because of B-rated horror movies, so seeing an entire village of people hanging up pictures of him alongside Santa Claus was a culture shock, to say the least. Stranger than the abundant Krampus merch was the fact that everyone spoke of it with respect, as though the creature was real, a respect not given to Santa.

"Well, no, kinda, but no." Johanna flicked her wrist as she spoke, eyes glazed and unfocused in the warmth of the heated living room. "Krampus is older than Saint Nicholas and Christianity."

It was difficult to stay awake, all bundled up under a mountain of blankets while the TV quietly played a movie in the background. Snow was falling outside, while children played in the setting sun, laughing outside Johanna's window.

"So, does he kidnap naughty children?"

"No, he beats them with a stick." She tiredly waved her hand in a whipping motion to illustrate her point, as though (Reader) didn't know what she meant by "beating".

"That sounds horrifying." (Reader) smiled, chuckling. Their eyelids were beginning to glue themselves shut.

"Yeah. During Krampusnacht boys like to dress up as him and try to scare people. I used to be terrified of him." Johanna rolled over and propped herself up, resting her head on her hand while sprawling out further on the warm couch across (Reader) on the adjacent lounge. "Thank God I was such a good kid!" She said cheekily.

(Reader's) grin grew. "Should I be in trouble then?"

"Why?"

"Because I'm naughty." (Reader) joked, wiggling their shoulders comically.

The young woman sat up. Her face had flipped instantly from silly to frustrated, swapping from a sleepy gaze for furrowed brows. "That's not funny, (Reader)."

Shocked by Johanna's sudden seriousness, (Reader) sat up as well, doubling down on the joke. "Should probably lock your door tonight, to keep me safe."

"Stop!" She whined, looking genuinely nervous.

"What?" (Reader) leaned forward, amused by their friend's reaction. "Are you really scared?"

"Yes!"

"Scared he's going to come punish me?"

Johanna rolled her eyes. "Krampus is real."

(Reader) wanted to push their friend a little further. This was the first time they had ever seen Johanna act in such a way. Johanna was a fearless woman, a badass who was a regular ole adrenaline junkie; the kind of person to jump out a plane without hesitation. And here she was, losing her patience over a mythological creature.

The dramatic young adult launched themselves off the couch and towards a window, swaying their hips theatrically. They threw open the window as far as it could go, cupping their mouth to amplify their voice out into the neighborhood, moaning;

"Oh no! I hope some big, hairy, Krampus doesn't come and punish me for being such a naughty little whore!"

"(Reader)!"

"Please, don't come punish me for being such a tight little cum slut!" (Reader) laughed as Johanna grabbed their arm, now giggling as well, albeit more out of nerves than honest joy.

"(Reader), please! I'm serious!" Johanna closed the window, forgetting to lock it as she was too busy looking over her shoulder at her ridiculous friend. "I swear to God, if I have to wake up in the middle of the night to save your life..!"

(Reader) wasn't done being obnoxious, shaking their ass as they pretended to run away in fear. "Oh no! Don't let him spank me! Oh noooo!"

Johanna grabbed a throw pillow and chucked it at (Reader's) head hard enough to make them lose their balance. "You would get fucking wrecked by Krampus."

"Yeah, my ass-"

"Wouldn't even last a second. You would lose a fight against a marshmallow, you aren't going to go up against an ancient being worshipped for centuries."

After falling back onto the couch (Reader) had chosen for their sleeping spot, they rolled their eyes, dropping the act. (Reader) wasn't actually a naughty person. Not only were they not "naughty" in the innocent definition of the word, being the kind of person to return other shoppers' carts they refused to put away themselves, but in the dirty sense they weren't particularly "naughty" either. (Reader) wasn't a virgin, just suffering from a dry spell. "Goodnight, Jojo."

"Goodnight! I set my alarm for five.'

"Ew!"

"I'll see you in the morning!"

"Nooooooo....."

Johanna left (Reader) for her childhood bedroom, leaving (Reader) in the dark living room, not entirely alone.

.........................

(Reader) wasn't asleep for long when the room became too unbearably cold, causing pins and needles in their legs that forced them to stand up. The time on their phone informed (Reader) that it was only one in the morning. They bundled up in the blanket Johanna provided and slipped into the kitchen to make a cup of decaf tea.

'Why's it so cold?' (Reader) shivered violently as they waited for the water to warm up enough for their drink. It was so warm before (Reader) passed out, that if the Christmas lights on the tree weren't still on they would have thought that there was a power outage. The water loudly began to sizzle in the electric kettle, making (Reader) panic, turning it off. They would have felt like shit if they accidentally woke up Johanna. Her grandparents were out of town, opting to go on a cruise during the holidays instead of hanging around in the cold to visit family, which (Reader) respected. They deserved to enjoy their retirement. Although they had never met, the older couple offered (Reader) their room, which (Reader) politely declined. Although (Reader) said that it was to respect their privacy, it was actually because (Reader) just didn't feel comfortable sleeping in someone else's bed.

The mug began to smell like tea instead of hot water as the bag steeped. (Reader) drank quickly, eager to warm up and get back to sleep. They peaked over at the clock on the oven.

1:00

It had taken almost ten minutes to make one cup of tea, but the time was still one am.

(Reader) felt a shiver crawl down their spine.

Before they could wrap their mind around the time, a rough hand with long, sharp nails, clasped over (Reader's) mouth, dragging them off the chair. The mug went flying, shattering against the tile flooring, along with the wooden chair tipping over and loudly clattering.

Despite the struggle and muffled screams, Johanna did not come down to (Reader's) rescue.

The lights that had been strung up on the tree were tied around (Reader's) arms, securing their hands behind their back. (Reader) fell unceremoniously to their knees.

Above them stood a giant shape in the dark. A tattered red cloak, chains and hooks, black fur..

Hooves sunk into the carpet of the living room. Black fur covered the majority of it's exposed body, and the skin that wasn't hairy was a dark grey with black discoloration. Large horns rose from his skull like a crown. His long, almost human face held a twisted smirk, split open just enough to show off his rows of sharp teeth. Within his primate sockets were goat like eyes, yellow and glowing in the dark.

Despite the heat of the bulbs pressed against (Reader's) arms, the terrified person felt colder than before.

Krampus.

He bent down, gently pressing his clawed thumb into (Reader's) mouth, rubbing his bitter tasting finger across their tongue as (Reader) sat shell shocked.

'He's real.'

(Reader) felt as he played with the wet insides of their mouth, only breaking out of their trance when his nail poked the sensitive wall of their inner cheek.

A surprised cry echoed throughout the house, earning a hand grabbing a fistful of (Reader's) hair, yanking their head back warningly. (Reader) bit down on the disgusting tasting hand as harshly as they could, but it only resulted in an amused chuckle. The creature's laugh was deep, rumbling like thunder in his chest.

He released (Reader) and effortlessly pulled his thumb out from their teeth. One of the many chains with hooks was uncoiled from the demon's shoulder and thrown to his cloven feet.

"Hey, wait-!" (Reader) protested as they were lift up and placed on their feet with only one hand. Their pajama bottoms were pulled down around their ankles, taking their underpants with them. "Stop!"

The hook Krampus had prepared was picked back up, the stench of his body becoming overwhelming as he engulfed (Reader) in his arms, jangling the chain behind their back as he prepared something.

"I don't know what you are, but I swear to God, I'm going to start screaming rape if you don't stop! The neighbors will call the cops!" (Reader) didn't know what they were saying, the adrenaline spike forcing out tough sounding sentences that made no sense, given the fact that this wasn't a normal human home invader.

Another rumble rolled throughout his rib cage as something cold violated (Reader's) ass. (Reader) involuntarily screamed as the hook was lodged into their anus.

They tried to fall to the floor, allowing their legs to turn to jelly, but Krampus tugged on the chain above them, forcing them up onto their toes. Their hands were still tied behind their back, so their balance was depended entirely on the chain.

Krampus seemed pleased, looking down at the teary little human.

(Reader) was not on the naughty list.

They had always been a good person, mindful of others and always attempting to do what was right. So when they opened the window that night, releasing their scent and calling out to Krampus, he knew what they were really implying.

A long, pink cock slick and shiny in the multicolor glow of (Reader's) bindings emerged from the black mass of fur between his animalistic legs. It was thin, but it continued emerging, revealing itself to almost be the length of his thigh.

He grabbed (Reader's) hair again, forcefully pushing their upper half down, bending them at their waist. They couldn't fall because of the chain still holding (Reader) up. The hand on (Reader's) head shoved their face down to his crotch, slipping his slimy cock between their lips as they begged him to stop. Like a sword, the long penis went down their throat, rubbing against their uvula, and poking into their stomach. Vomit rose and threatened to choke (Reader), coughing it up around his thin cock that smelled like his fingers.

(Reader) tried to straighten their back to pull his dick out of their body, but the Krampus yanked up on the hook while laughing, causing (Reader) to fall forward back onto his dick as their feet lost contact with the ground.

The chain was given some slack, placing (Reader) back onto their toes. They were able to pull off his dick long enough to release the bile onto his thighs. It was still in their mouth, but at it's thin tip, allowing (Reader) the chance to breathe. Then he pulled up again, ramming (Reader) onto him like some kind of pulley operated sex toy.

(Reader) felt their muscles burn as their face was mercilessly fucked by the monster, bobbing their head up and down his shaft by the chain still attached to (Reader's) ass.

Krampus dropped the heavy metal chain to grab (Reader's) head, slapping his heavy balls against their chin as his fucking became more erratic, smashing their nose into his thick fur as his chuckles turned to deep moans and pants. Then, (Reader's) face was held against his pelvis tightly as painfully hot fluid shot straight into their stomach.

He pulled out slowly, still twitching with little pumps of cum as he slid the cock out of their throat and over their tongue.

(Reader) left their mouth open, feeling the smelly fluid drip off their tongue and onto the floor, hoping they would vomit up the rest of his jizz they were forced to drink. The appearance of (Reader) with sticky white drool still connected in a long string to the tip of his hard cock, along with the pathetic little sniffles they made as tears dribbled down their cheeks, excited Krampus more, encouraging him to continue.

Still coughing up the suffocating muck, (Reader) was hoisted into the air, this time not by the hook that had fallen out of their rear, but but the Christmas lights around their midsection.

Suspended above the ground, (Reader) frantically kicked their legs. Krampus held the back of the bindings of their arms with one clawed fist, exposing themselves to him. A foot made contact with his knee in the struggle, but Krampus didn't flinch, completely unfazed by (Reader's) strength.

"No more! Fucking stop!" (Reader) squealed in desperation. They knew he could see how aroused they had become from this angle. (Reader) couldn't see his face, but knew he was smirking at them like the bastard he was. They didn't want to, but their body couldn't help it. It felt good to be fucked.

It had been a long time since (Reader) had had sex, but even longer since they had been fucked.

His still wet member pried open (Reader's) clenched hole. It wasn't painful, with how thin it was, but it kept going in, deeper, and deeper. It hit the point where a large human cock would have stopped, but the monster didn't seem to care for (Reader's) discomfort, forcing himself all the way in. (Reader) didn't even know how they fit all that dick inside of them. But the moment they felt his hot hips grind against their ass, their eyes fluttered.

Unable to touch the ground, (Reader) was held up by the Krampus' left hand and his erection. The lights dug into their ribs painfully, scraping against them as Krampus used the decoration as a harness. His thrusts were fast and hard, just like when he was raping (Reader's) mouth. He went deeper into their slutty hole than anyone ever had before, forcibly giving (Reader) unwanted pleasure.

"H- Help!" (Reader) shakily whined as they fought against how good his slimy inhuman dick felt as he pounded them from behind. Each snap of his hips hit their nerves better than any man had before. The building tightness was eroding (Reader's) will to fight.

'This isn't morally wrong.. right?'

'It's like a dream.. no one judges you for who you fuck in a dream you can't control..'

Their stomach contracted as their orgasm built, threatening to release. But just as (Reader) was about to finish, Krampus ceased his movements, holding them unbearably still against him.

(Reader) involuntarily whined. The climax slowly dissolved, losing the momentum. "Please let me go.."

Something hard painfully slapped their ass, cracking loudly like a riding crop. (Reader) cried out before they could bite their lip, earning another chuckle from the goat man as he continued dicking them down from behind.

Just as (Reader) tried to hush the sounds of enjoyment singing out from their own mouth, another slap from the wood stung their rippling ass cheek as Krampus buried his cock into them.

The rising orgasm built faster this time, causing (Reader) to shake as though they were helping rock themselves onto Krampus' long dick. Their thighs quivered and their breaths became ragged. Each thrust was alternated with a stinging whack to (Reader's) behind. And each time that wood contacted sharply against their skin, (Reader) was brought closer to the edge.

But again, he stopped, only keeping himself in as (Reader) lost their orgasm. They moaned angrily.

It seemed obvious that (Reader) was enjoying this, so why did he keep stopping?? Embarrassment filled (Reader) up and spilled out as tears and a cock hungry sob. "Please.." (Reader) squeezed their eyes shut in shame. "Please finish up.."

"Be more specific." A frighteningly deep voice rumbled from behind (Reader). "What do you want me to do, naughty little whore?"

Precum leaked down (Reader's) legs. "Please let me cum.."

The switch smacked them harder. "What was that?"

"Please let me cum!" (Reader) felt themselves tightening around his dick as they raised their voice. "Please fuck me stupid! I want to cum!"

Another harsh slap earned a gasp from (Reader), urging them to continue begging.

"Please fuck me!"

He laughed quietly while pulling (Reader) up so they could see his face. His dick was still buried deep inside of them as he gazed down at them with predatory eyes. "What a good little slut.."

His lips smashed against (Reader's) forcing his tongue into their kiss as he resumed his assault on their tired, raw genitals. (Reader) returned the kiss just as desperately as Krampus gave it. Their kissing made (Reader) light headed as his ramming cock fucked them past the point of no return.

(Reader) came loudly at the same time as Krampus shot another round into their greedy fuck hole. Even after his seed spilled out he continued pumping, slapping his wet hips up against (Reader's) as he rode out his second orgasm. He kept his cock nestled deep inside (Reader) as they passed out, falling asleep in his arms as he weakly continued rubbing himself against their twitching walls.

(Reader) woke up in the morning on the couch, their clothes on and bundled up in a warm blanket. Johanna was awake, making coffee. Their face burned, wondering what they could have eaten the night before to make them dream about something so dirty, and so vividly.

"You awake yet?"

(Reader) quickly sat up, sore, presumably from sleeping on a couch. "Yeah, I'm getting up."

They stood, but almost immediately felt their knees buckle as cum poured out of them into their pants so quickly (Reader) thought they pissed themselves. (Reader) squawked, pulling open their bottoms to find their underwear missing, and the insides of their pants painted with someone else's fluids, still leaking out of their swollen hole.

"Haha, what was that?" (Reader) quickly pulled up their pants as their friend entered the living room with the mug (Reader) broke the night before.

"Nothing."

"You sure? You look kinda feverish.."

"I'm good!"

"I was just thinking about how to get on the naughty list again next year~"

#merry christmas #yandere #yandere monster #monster fuckers #christmas 2023 #krampus #Krampus x reader #gn reader #cw noncon #cw dubcon #brat reader #mild brat taming #yandere monster x reader #happy holidays #yandere x reader #christmas

[justaregularken]

Werewolf boyfriend who literally cannot physically get you pregnant still being obsessed with the idea of breeding you because you’re his~

#werewolf fucker #werewolf boyfriend #monster fucker #werewolf nsft #hnnnngh #ken things #owo #bottomposting #this one goes out to my fellow gay werewolf lovers #Maybe we’ll all get pregnant if they try hard enough #switch things #Anyways merry Christmas #Nice or knotty ahahahahahahahahaahahaha #Hopefully knotty am I right #Ok bye bye happy holidays

[nametakensff]

Current fantasy of the week: cuddling up to a beautiful woman with a relentless cold while she's all bundled up in bed, and waiting on her hand and foot. Getting sprayed by all the tickly sneezes she's unable to cover in time and catching them for her when I can, making sure to dab her poor, pink nostrils clean. Getting her off if she needs the decongestant relief of an orgasm and holding her afterwards until she falls asleep in my arms 💕

#merry almost christmas lol #sneeze kink #snz kink #snz fet #snzblr #sneeze fucker #snz fucker #scenario #nttalks

[fourmenmarching]

was going through my art to find something to post here because i haven’t in a bit.

so have chef whizzer in that apron andrew wore that one time

#andrew rannells #falsettoland #falsettos #march of the falsettos #theatre kid #whizzer brown #william finn #in trousers #marvin falsettos #musical #musical theatre #i’ll feed all you fuckers #i swear the phallicism of the pin was an accident #stupid stupid drawing #merry christmas?

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#xmas #merry christmas #pile of skulls #skulls #dead #death #Memento Mori #merry christmas mother fuckers <3 #Men's Pile o' Bones #Black Christmas #art #Illustration #painting #artwork

[alpacinosgf]

I have bo idea if you remember it but way back you posted/reblogged a piece of pulp style art where a woman was getting or was about too get dicked down by dracula or some famous monster and I've been looking for that artist for awhile now. Do you have any idea who it was? I think it was a guy who did a lot of horror black and white sketches all shades of horny

Yes!!! It's from Zora la Vampira it's done by a lot of different artists but it gave us such gems like

#merry Christmas monster fuckers ❤️‍🔥 #anonymous #asks #theres a collection of the comics up on amazon but its so expensive lol i want it

[dervampireprince]

@ally-yoop got me thinking about the king of misfit toys from the old rudolf stop motion movie... so imagine if you will, a anthro lion with a crown and large black wings, a kind king who rescues unwanted and abandoned and broken toys, who aren’t misfits because they’re bad, but misfits because something about them is different, the way they work, or the way they look, and he takes them in, for he too has been in their place...

and so you arrive one day, somehow, does it matter how? to the island of misfit toys. you’re not supposed to stay, anyone who isn’t a toy doesn’t belong there, how will you survive? upon hearing his rejection you don’t know what to do. where else can you go? you ask him. your shoulders sag and you sob, there’s something about you that makes others not want you, cast you aside, you feel as though you weren’t made right, and you just want somewhere to feel like you belong, and be loved, can’t he understand that? and of course, he can...

and so one night is allowed to you... until one night becomes two, becomes three. he tells you that no toy can fully feel truly happy until they are loved. you tell him perhaps that’s true for everyone, not just toys. and he pauses, and looks at you strangely. and one walk around the island with him becomes a daily routine. one meal with him becomes a constant dinner companion. until one night alone in your room, shivering, becomes you padding through the halls, bare feet upon marble and ice, until you knock on his door.

“oh, i am terribly sorry. i can have more blankets brought to you. i forget those without fur feel the cold more.”

you shake your head, feeling silly but... but wanting...

“unless... little toy, unless blankets aren’t enough anymore?”

he’s so careful with you, undressing slowly, making sure his claws don’t catch and pull bare the threads of your clothes, asking before every touch if it’s alright, if you want this, if it feels good, he wants you to feel good, he’s

“so glad that you found your way here. you were right... it’s not just toys who crave love in order to feel happy. and these weeks have been the happiest of my life. and if you would allow me, i would have you, take care of you, make sure that you feel wanted and loved. you’re already doing to well for me, so good for me.”

and you sob. and you tell him the reason why you came here. why you felt like you belong. whether others can’t understand the way you act, laugh at the way you look, whether you feel as though your mind works differently from most others... whether you feel as though your body was made wrong for your soul.

and he hushes you “oh, my dear. none of that. none of us are broken here. and there will always be someone out there who loves you as you are. and this body,” he trails his lips down you “is not broken, even if it may not be the one you want. this mind of yours is strong, stronger than you know. let me show you where you belong.”

his hands always touching part of you, grounding you, his tongue lapping between your legs, your hands clutching in his fur, cock poking out of it’s sheath, sliding against you, not inside you, not yet, not until you say, but “oh you feel divine. not broken at all. so good, so perfect for me. you will want for nothing, i promise you. you will not feel broken again. my precious one. fitting around me so well, taking me so well. as though you were always made to be here, to find me, to find your new home.”

not that you planned on leaving anyway, but when he cages around you, soft and warm and holding you safe, cock softening and slipping out of you, him still murmuring praise into you ear, it’s hard to still feel unwanted

#this... wasnt my plan for tonight but um... #MERRY CHRISTMAS I GUESS #nsft #nsftumblr #nsft concept #nsft fantasy #nsft writing #ftm nsft #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #t4t nsft #trans nsft #transmasc nsft #lgbt nsft #bi nsft #the vampire writes #monsterfucking #monsterfucker #monster fucker #monster fucking

[chrysocomae]

🙃

#elon musk #twitter #merry christmas fuckers - elon prolly #elongated muskrat