like ‘Lottie thinks that the value of T will increase because w and d are increased. However, Lottie is a little bitch who doesn’t know shit about maths, go on, tell us why she’s wrong, no Lottie put the dunce’s cap back on you’re gonna want to hear this you slag’
In my head this is how the two managged to land on 3rd place lmao (One is surprised but not dissapointed)
There's so many branches to this poll now that I didn't know where to add this on so this gets its own post, pls make yourself a favor and check all the reblogs of that poll, there's so much good art and very funny tags from everyone
david cameron essentially shit the bed and pissed in all your expensive wine bottles and tried to fuck your dad And your mam AND your dog. left and went on a sabbatical for his mental health and personal growth. and then came back to your house still a fucking mess that He caused and went damn bitch you live like this ???
I think Bill's inner monologue during that initial springlock accident in the 70s should be religious-bordering-on-sexual I want him to be really fucking weird about it. It awakens something in him in the worst ways possible. Henry slowly prying them off him while they wait for an ambulance should have a similar impact on his psyche I think.
Blaze discovering that there's a small army of teenage witchcore bloggers that think she is the devil because of her fire powers and being a cat, and they think she's neat for that.
Silver attempts to leave a function full of those OverNice Minnesota(sp?) ladies who keep starting conversations with him and offering him bowls of unknown mush.
Vector wants to be a croc and bask in warm water but he's too big for the bath, so he goes on a hunt for the cheapest hot tub money can buy.
Tails getting angry at Science talk in movies. The neutrinos aren't mutating!
Dr. Eggman is contacted by the Make A Wish foundation; a sick child wants an Eggwalker instead of a motor powered wheelchair.
Maverick(drunk): You gotta be careful with lies, man. It gets you in trouble. Let me tell you a story, Wolfman...
Wolfman: I'm always happy for Maverick Storytime.
Maverick: It's about a little boy named Pinocchio. He was a little wooden puppet, who came to life cuz he was possessed by a demon. And he would go out, and he would lie to everyone, cuz of the Devil. And then these older villagers, they put him on a bonfire and they burnt his soul to ash. And that's how you learn - you never trust a puppet!
Iceman:........You fuckin' idiot.
Slider: Do another one! Another one!
Hollywood: I wanna hear Mav's version of the Bible!
"another charles pole and max win" me personally i know the only reason charles is fighting versus the rockship that is redbull its purely because of how well he manages the car and how much he has to fight it for it to be able to be competitive and guess what! is not enough! because the sf-23 is still a tractor and rbr have won almost every race this year! and they've dominated the past 3 seasons! and i think the amount of poles he has had just shows how good of a driver he is and the potential he has to show when he finally has a car that will fight alongside him, not against him
That time the whole cast and studio of Mock the Week were quiet and respectful as they thought Ed was about to make a sincere point about living with a chronic condition...