#there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[proxykiwi]

My pieces for the @bg3bigbang , for @norangutan 's AMAZING shadowzel fic! Go read it here!

Funny How True Colours Shine (13144 words) by proxybird, Norangutan Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Lae'zel/Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate) Characters: Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Murder Wives, only one bed(roll), fighting back to back, Happy Ending, I Summary: Lae'zel is slowly realizing that there really was no heterosexual explanation for the knife held to her throat the other night in camp, but, frustratingly, Shadowheart is in complete denial. Even more frustratingly, none of this matters because they have to work together to get out of the Underdark, through a Sharran temple, and back to Tav. Good luck.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3bigbang2024 #lae'zel #shadowheart #shadowzel #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 fic

[ladymirdan]

The four chaos champions: Abaddon, Ahriman, Doomrider and Cypher.

Not gonna lie, I can work with this (but first I need to read who the fuck Doomrider is 😂)

... There is no heterosexual explanation for this:

#40k #warhammer 40k #warhammer #horus heresy #oldhammer #chaos #chaos space marines #chaos champions #abaddon the despoiler #ahriman #cypher #doomrider

[mortra]

heterosexual explanation currently unavailable

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #mithrun #kabru of utaya #kabru #mithrun and kabry try not to be cute for ome minute challenge: impossible #i love them so much my otp AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #mithrun x kabru #mithrun/kabru #kabumisu #dungeon meshi spoilers

[thursdayinspace]

Krycek is such a good antagonist because we never quite learn what exactly his real motivation is. I will accept any and all explanations ranging from "wants to advance to Big Bad Crime Boss" over "trying to assert his masculinity through aggression (for fear of not conforming to the standards of normative heterosexuality)" to "praise kink (good boy! such a good job with that murder!)"

#txf #the x files #what does he want? who even knows #such a fun villain

[slytherintothedms]

"I think too much heart was always castiel's problem" is said by the angel samandriel, while looking dean right in the eyes

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #everyone but dean knows about destiel #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #deancas #spn s8 #spn 8x02 #purgatory #spn purgatory

[tennant]

THE SANDMAN (2022-) — “The Sound of Her Wings” (1.06)

#the sandman #sandmanedit #dcedit #dcmultiverse #sandmancentral #tusershay #userriah #userhers #tusermarisa #usertreena #userax #userk8 #underbetelgeuse #userkd #usernia #gifs #mine #there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[yoursaltytears]

Charlie 2 minutes after meeting Vaggie:

"I'm gonna wife her"

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #there is no heterosexual explanation for this

[ingravinoveritas]

New video of David being interviewed on press day ahead of the BAFTAs while wearing a pink and green fuzzy sweater, the nonbinary rainbow pin, and pink platform Doc Martens and I am dying...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the queerness is singeing my eyeballs #and it is glorious #also the interviewer is Scottish and they were so vibing #fashion queen David Tennant #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #but i love that he is slowly telling us who he is #and we can see the change in him on the inside and outside #amazing #the androgynous beauty of David Tennant #interview #baftas 2024

[jgetawaycar]

yuji is one strong man bec if megumi looked at me like that I would've asked what are we

#we all get you yuji we really do #yuji looks so adorable here?????? #i kin yuji #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #my man's lovesick #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #jjk #itafushi #jujutsu kaisen

[duskiily]

"V isn't in love with johnny"

how the FUCK do you explain this then

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #NOT HIM FUMBLING OVER HIS WORDS??? #AND NOT TO MENTION HOW MISTY SAYS BEFOREHAND THAT SHE “DEVISED THIS LAYOUT SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU AND JOHNNY??” #silverV #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #johnny silverhand #v x johnny

[cinnamonrollsledge]

Alexa, play "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen The Pacific (2010)

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #the pacific #hbo the pacific #sledgefu #merriell shelton #eugene sledge #snafu shelton #rami malek #joe mazzello #my gifs: TP #mine #mine: gifs

[starfruitsomething]

I don't care if they never kissed- Johnlock could not be more canon.

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #the last lines of the show were literally “Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson” BRHBRLKJRBRLIHKJRB #still recovering #I MEAN COME ON #its okay Sherlock & co. is helping me through this trauma #side note- if anyone has any good parentlock fan fics pls share- #dont be shy #johnlock #john watson #sherlock fanart #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #dr john watson #doctor john watson #john watson x sherlock holmes #john watson fanart #my art #digital art #starfruitsomething #artists on tumblr #queer artist #queer community #gay #queer #lgbtq community #lgbtq #sherlock holmes fanart #short comic #rosie watson #parentlock

[bryndeavour]

#alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 spoilers #aleksi kesä #sam lake #yötön yö #Alén Veikko #alan wake #thomas zane #tom zane #my gifs #its crazy how many characters you have to tag who may or may not be the same person #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #so sessual #the way caseys body shifts when he gets in his face #actually obsessed with the last gif

[floilee]

We always know…

#Look at me and tell me that we always know #There is no heterosexual explanation for this #She's crazy to be slapped again #incorrect kate bishop #kate and yelena #katelena #hailee steinfeld #kate bishop #yelena belova #florence pugh #kate x yelena #flo x hailee #incorrect yelena belova #incorrect bishova quotes #incorrect quotes #kate bishop and yelena belova #jenna ortega #bishova #hawkeye #black widow #floilee

[khruschevshoe]

Sometimes I just glance at the Supernatural tag and see some quote or line from the show or gif that makes me go "oh, y’all got BAITED queerbaited, didn't you?" Like the level of psychic damage is somehow above and beyond the queerbaiting in Sherlock, which I didn't think was POSSIBLE

#destiel #supernatural #sherlock #bbc sherlock #johnlock #dean winchester #castiel novak #castiel #like these characters will literally say shit like “he's the one human you love” or “when he first laid eyes on you he was damned” #and you expect me to believe that they aren't as derangedly devoted to each other as hannigram and the like #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #absolutely none

[willowshimmer]

There is no heterosexual explanation for this...

#scollace #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #wallace x scott #scott x wallace #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #like seriously