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sillysqeakything · 5 months
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Here's my headcannon of the sevens favourite drinks because I can so I will.
Percy- ANYTHING blue ocean flavoured. i also think he likes anything tropical, carbonated and has the punchyness, you know????
Annabeth- Tea, maybe chamomile? But I feel she wouldn't care about the type.
Leo- Panera Lemonade, monster energy or koolaid I will NOT elaborate.
Nico Di angelo- Black coffee because apparently he hasn't experienced enough pain. (I know he's not part of the seven SHUSH)
Hazel- hot choccy >:) but lactose free so her and Frank can share
Jason- Coke, something basic lol
But he is dead so does he REAAALLY need to drink?
Frank- Tea but unlike annabeth where her's is super bitter his is really sweet. before he developed his lactose intolerant he loved hot kid milk ( a Chinese condensed milk )
Piper- pepsi because it's different, and if she isn't feeling the fizzyness she likes matcha. But she also gives me heavy starbucks/cafe vibes so yeah...
Edit: I LITERALLY FORGOT PIPER KMS 💀
Ahem. That's all, thank you for coming to my ted talk
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ghostlyfleur · 5 months
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whining and crying while steve fucks you into the mattress that you’re gonna make a mess and he’s like “fuck- it’s okay, daddy will clean it up, don’t worry” in between grunts. so then you stop caring that your cunt is a sopping mess and your dripping all over yourself and the bed. so then he cleans you up and the bed afterwards because he’s daddy 🥰
f u c k
steve harrington is such a daddy.
he makes you feel so fucking good and i always headcannon steve and his gf to have dacryphilia involved in their sex life, so it’s perfect that stevie’s angel is such a crybaby!
steve loves how teary eyed you get when he’s fucking you into the mattress, how whiny and pouty and subby you get for him, so dumb on his cock at times that the only thing you can moan and mumble is “daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy” and it drives steve crazy …….
especially once he figures out just how much you love to be smothered, completely crushed, absolutely smushed under his weight— you’ll wrap your legs around his waist and pull him on top of you with little “no, no, no”’s if he pulls the slightest bit of his weight off of you, starting to cry and grabbing at his shoulders and arms desperately to pull him back, begging him to pin you down, to press closer *drools*
but one thing about steve is that he likes it messy — spit, drool, cum, def lots of cum play, all of it — loves it when he’s fucking you so deep and so hard you go quiet and limp and start drooling… loves leaving bite marks and hickeys all over you, marking you up everywhere he can no matter how visible it is afterwards because he knows you wear his marks with such obvious pride just like he does yours… loves to lick you all over, especially on your neck and tits just to see the full body shivers going down your spine… loves it when your cunt is messy with a mix of both yours and his cum that he keeps fucking deeper into you, pretty much fucking overflowing your pussy so much it starts to spill out of you and all over the bed, all over his thighs, down your ass, making the most lewd wet noises… *sighs*
and at first you get so. fucking. embarrassed. you’re making such a mess and you can’t stop it, your eyes go teary and wide with humiliation and “‘m sorry, stevie, sorry, it just feels s’good” and you try to move away from him in a haste, all upset at being a bad girl and making a mess when your perfect daddy is just trying to make you feel good, to spoil you, and you immediately think of getting up to clean up the bed for him so maybe he won’t be upset and you can be his good girl again but as if he was reading your mind he stops you, won’t let you pull away, stays inside you, and grips your chin to make you look at him
“you’re okay, angel, it’s okay. make a mess, show me how good it feels, daddy will clean it up later, you’re still my good girl”
so you get all flustered and pouty and you furrow your brows that cute way you do that steve loves when you’re trying to be all serious and whisper a little “promise?” because you can’t handle not being his good girl and steve is losing his mind, there’s no way he didn’t dream you up “promise, my angel, you’re daddy’s perfect girl, love it when you’re messy for me” i- 😵‍💫
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jeansplaytoy · 9 months
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ony x pregnant!reader headcannons
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yes you’re pregnant girllll, fluff, language, just ony being a funny pre-dad in general.
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when you first told him you were pregnant, he was so confused and almost didn’t believe you until you showed him the test, but when he found out you were telling the truth, he was excited as HELL.
now he loves kissing you and your stomach before he leaves to go somewhere bcus he gotta show love to both of his babies.
loves rubbing your stomach and pressing on it to see if the baby’s gonna kick or not and when it does, lorddddd, dude is straight up just cheesing excited.
does almost everything for you, but always laughs at you when you can’t bend over to get something and help you get it.
whenever you get a attitude, he blames it on both of y’all. 😭
“man y’all better stop yellin’ at me, i’ll handle BOTH of y’all.”
is obsessed with buying baby things. while you’re at the store, you have to snap at him and silently cuss this boy out to make him stand back beside you when hes roaming off for things you don’t need (and he listens).
he feeds you when you’re too tired to get up and eat or when you’re really hungry.
massaging your belly is a nightly thing now. he just has to do it, he can’t go a single night without caring for you in some specific way.
instead of turning you around like he used to, when you put your leg on a pillow for comfort and it separates the two of you, he’ll just move to the other side.
flicks your forehead whenever you frown too much because “that’s gon make the baby frown, ma.”
he adores that skims dress and belly combo because his eyes never leave that ass alone.
he loves being in public with you because it lets everyone know you’re pregnant with his baby.
he honestly doesn’t mind helping you shave, he’s just scared of accidentally cutting you.
he will stare at you with wide eyes and raised eyebrows every time you have one of your mood swings.
“nah because you always doing sumn dumb, how did you lose my brush ony? like… i need that brush…” and he’d literally watch you go from mad to all whiney, and he’d slightly start to frown. “baby, baby, yo brush is right behind you.”
this man will pick up the most random things in the grocery store and be like “ain’t this what you be eating during yo cravings and stuff, bae?” and you’ve never seen those foods in your life.
smothers your belly in kisses just because.
and don’t get me started on how he draws and paints the most random things on there.
he definitely can’t bear the sight of you throwing up, not only because you’re the one throwing up, but because he can’t stand looking at someone puking😭.
the way you walk away when you’re mad is so funny to him because it’s like a little waddle and he’ll let out a small laugh which would make you laugh.
last but not least, this man ran around the house when your water broke. was panicked on where the towels were, was tryna start the car at the same time, tryna calm you down, it was insane.
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yndrgrl · 22 days
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bullies! kiribaku x reader headcannons <3
headcannons for your azz. fem! reader. soft! yandere, hardcore! fuckers. college! au.
warnings: nsfw, threesome!!, degrading, praise, blackmail, sending pics, possessive, lowkey cnc???
a/n: so i originally had this as a long one shot, but i ended up straying too far away from the actual "bully" trope, so this is just to reel it back & get my thoughts all in one place :) lemme know if i should make this a longer fic !
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✩ bullies! kiribaku were notorious around campus; if you came across them, know not to look into their eyes, keep your head down, & do whatever they say. those are the rules when you see the duo wandering around.
★ they were shocked when, while bullying one of the pricks that decided to spread rumors about them, you appeared out of nowhere. you shoved bakugo off of the shaking boy & put your body between them & their victim. "what the hell do you think you're doing!?" you shouted at them. you put on your bravest face & puffed out your chest. they've seen you around before, always silently admiring from afar until now.
✩ their first thought was, "how stupid is this chick?" they were -at least- twice your size & could scoop you up with one hand. then they took you in; you were ethereal, like a guardian angel sent from the pearly heaven above. kirishima looked at bakugo, & bakugo glanced at him. kirishima gave him a fang-filled grin. they were nothing more than demons who were feigning for a chance to taint your sweet charm.
★ bakugo, expressionless, responded, "what does it look like? i'm teaching this little asshole a lesson-" you cut him off with your hands clenched in a white-tight fist, "you're pathetic! picking on someone so much smaller than you, have some fuckin' self-respect." god, you were irresistible, they thought.
✩ kirishima, who is nothing but an instigator, snickered & whispered in the blonde's ear, "i think she's the one we have to teach a lesson to, don't you think?"
★ kirishima turned towards you, his grin would've been unnerving given any other circumstance. his sharp teeth were on full display as he teased, "well aren't you a good samaritan? it makes me wonder how far you'll go to stop us."
✩ "i'll do anything! you people make me sick," you shouted at them, & that's when the realization sunk in. shit... you've made a mistake.
★ the guy you were so-desperately trying to defend was just a coward who ran away without looking back. now you were in the hot seat, & your heartbeat was thumping in your ears. it felt like there was a drum in your head. adrenaline was flowing through your veins. you swallowed the lump in your throat. they were just staring at you with their sharp ruby eyes, piercing straight through your facade. "so what now? gonna beat up a girl 'cuz you have nothing better to do?"
✩ everything after that was a blur. you somehow ended up in their shared dorm, your throat fucked by kirishima & your pussy filled with bakugo. tears streamed down your face as you felt a whiplash of emotions all at once. they were such assholes, but, god, you felt so good. while kirishima sang you praises, bakugo gripped you so tightly, spanking your red-flushed ass. "you like that, huh? dumb slut," bakugo growled. he kept thrusting in & out of your dripping hole harshly. you hummed in disagreement, but it only made kirishima fuck your throat more.
★ "aww, bakubro, be nice to her. she's being so good f' us," purred kirishima, it seemed like he was on your side, but the tight grasp he had on your hair told you otherwise.
✩ by hour two, your pussy was still stuffed, this time with kirishima. a mixture of your climax & both mens' cum seeped out of your overstimulated hole. you sat in kirishima's lap, bouncing yourself on his thick cock reverse-cowgirl style. bakugo flooded your mouth with his cum, & he demanded, "don't fuckin' swallow, got it?"
★ he pulled out of your mouth, & you listened. your obedience didn't go unnoticed because, while bakugo went to go fish his phone out of his pants that were on the hardwood floor, kirishima groaned, "so perfect, you know that, don't you? just such a good girl, takin' us so well. you're too pretty for your own good, we're just gonna keep you to ourselves~ you'll be ours, won't you, sweetheart?" you were lost in foggy pleasure, so you nodded your droopy head.
✩ bakugo came back & held your chin. his touch was gentle for the first time. he guided your face to look up at him with your pretty, teary eyes. his phone camera was pointed at you. "open up, angel," he said, stroking your lip with his thumb. he was so soft spoken that it shocked you & kirishima, you felt obligated to listen. he was so sweet all of a sudden. you opened your mouth, his hot, white load dripping onto his wrist. he snapped a picture then told you to swallow & clean him off.
★ "you got him all pussy-whipped, (y/n). can't really blame him though. you're too good~" that night, an arrangement was made. bakugo's gentleness must've run out because, when you went back to your dorm, you received an image from an unknown number, the caption read, "if you know what's good for you, you'll listen to us."
✩ bullies! kiribaku who are so intimidating that they somehow got you, the campus' fire cracker, to not only turn a blind eye to their antics but also do their bidding. what dirt did they have on you, everyone wondered.
★ whatever you did, their other victims were thankful because bullies! kiribaku have left them alone. instead, they now target any man who thinks they can hit on you. a guy at the club is sauntering towards you? kirishima grabs you by the back of the neck, turning your face towards him & captures your pouty lips in a steamy kiss. a man on instagram starts talking dirty to you through dms? all you have to do is tell bakugo, & he sends them a mirror selfie of him sitting on his bed while you're on your knees in front of him.
✩ at some point, everyone knew that you belonged to bullies! kiribaku, but you were just as bad as them. oh? someone's trying to seduce your bullies? not on your watch. they found it so fuckin' sexy the way you'd immediately rush to their side. if a woman tries to feel bakugo's bulging muscles while he's at the gym, you'll be there, marking his neck & glaring at her. kirishima's fan girls are getting too close? you'll sit on his lap & whisper how much you wanna beat them up.
★ "you're not gonna tell anyone about this, right?" kirishima purred, as if everyone was unaware of your guys' relationship. it added to the fun-- sneaking around & pretending like you have no other choice. you were sucking his cock while your skirt was flipped up, your thong down by your ankles. your legs were spread, & bakugo buried his face in your juicy ass. bakugo responded between pants, "'course not, don't be stupid. we got those cute lil pictures of her, she's not gonna do shit."
✩ bullies! kiribaku who will throw you into the nearest janitor's closet & fuck you so hard. their fingers in your mouth to act as a makeshift gag.
★ bullies! kiribaku who are never hesitant to treat you to whatever you want, but they're always so awkward about it. after all, they're not used to having such a graceful angel by their side.
✩ in the end, bullies! kiribaku corrupted you, not that you cared. you loved their nasty teasing, the manhandling, & the secret touching moments shared between all of you.
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r1pp4r · 9 months
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• heres some more COD smutty smut >:))) so here are some nsfw könig headcannons!! im gonna do my man simon here soon but könig was taking up my entire SOUL last night so i wrote these :))
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warnings: NSFW!! MDNI P L E A S E <333 theres so much like its so much
- [ ] • this man is absolutely obsessed with a size kink. and i mean OBSESSED. he loves that you’re so small he can pick you up, and maneuver you however he wants. whenever he’s hitting it from the back esp in the shower, he’ll just pick you up and hold you while he slides you open on his cock 🫣
- [ ] • he loves any type of leather toy. he is a leather man all the way, and he also definitely has harnesses for you. he’d probably have you wear a leather collar at LEAST a few times 🖤
- [ ] • okay!! so yes könig is an absolute monster in bed but he’s also very very aware. he knows when it’s getting to be painful but also.. he’s just oblivious to how BIG he is. he doesn’t realize that every time he’s slamming into your little cunt that he’s literally splitting you in half almost
- [ ] • primal play. he absolutely LOOOOVES to chase you around the house while you hide and he drags you out from underneath something or literally ensnares you, it’s pretty hot ngl
- [ ] • honestly i think he’s vocal :) grunts, groans, moans, pants you name it. he’s very animalistic? def growling and like… almost marking tendencies?
- [ ] • will call you so many pet names and i mean SO many, especially in german. he’ll praise you in german while absolutely railing you.
- [ ] • idk i don’t feel like he’d be big into impact play? like p*ssy slapping n stuff yeah, ass here too but like HITTING you in the face? idk maybe a light slap here and there 🧍‍♂️ but nothing gruesome (besides ur ass that has been bloodied before)
- [ ] • he’s willing to try most stuff once, twice depending on the situation.
- [ ] • he is an edger to the fucking MAX. simon does edge you but thats bc he likes you to cum hard. KÖNIG?? NAHHHH, this man wants you so brain dumb that you’re basically drooling for him. he loves to overstimulate your body with giving you everything, then taking away his fingers or shaft at the last minute so you clench on nothing..
- [ ] • sometimes he’s gentle. but those aren’t necessarily nights he’s being nice. he’ll just slowly fuck into you from the side, basically just using you. you’d be cockwarming him 100%, and he’d just feel you explode and then keep going :D
- [ ] • also!! sweet stuff <333 aftercare is so, so so important to him. since he basically makes you brain dead for a little while, he loves to carry you around the house, gets water, snacks, comfort plushes n such. especially comfort clothes. he even got chair for the shower so after you all are done you dont have to stand :) he’ll def put you in one of his sweaters, shirts, etc. and then pull you against his chest and cuddle you until you fall asleep or he’s ready for the next round 🧍‍♂️
- [ ] • speaking of.. yeah this man is absolutely animalistic. he’s growling, biting, scratching, pulling, yelling. anything you can think of primal and he’ll do. it’s actually really really hot
- [ ] • … he’s an anal man sometimes. and has 100% gotten pegged but will never speak of it.
- [ ] • he has a breeding kink like a motherfucker. that man will absolutely fill you until you genuinely have a bulge. he loooves watching his cum literally ooze out of your literal swollen cunt and he always talks abt how hes gonna fill you with his kids and mark you so no other man wants you 🧍‍♂️
ANYWAY THATS ALL!!! simon comin tn :)
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coryosbaby · 9 months
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。.。♡ Dark! Ethan Landry Headcannons 。.。♡
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(With bimbo! Reader)
Fandom: “ Scream vi ”
Pairing: Ethan Landry x fem! Reader
Cw: ghost face! Ethan, murder & gore, toxic relationships, nsfw ! dubcon
A/n: I’m back with my Ethan fics 💞 I’m excited
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Dark! Ethan who’s eyes find yours in Econ class; it’s immediate, the way your face floods with heat and so does his. It’s an attraction the both of you can’t control.
Dark! Ethan who’s mind is occupied with you for the next week; when you ask him to tutor you, he’s completely ecstatic.
Dark! Ethan who helps you with your Econ work five days a week — you tell him he doesn’t have to do that, that one or two days is just enough, but he suggests that you deserve the best lessons possible.
Dark! Ethan who loves to pretend like you’re getting a few questions wrong so he can stay with you longer. He finds the way you bite on the end of your pink pen in frustration and nervously jiggle your sock clad thigh absolutely adorable.
Dark! Ethan who brings his head close whenever you want to know how to do a problem; his breath right up against your neck, a soft tone bubbling out of him as he says “yeah, just like that. There’s my good girl.”
Your head spins every time and your face flushes a deep pink.
Dark! Ethan who kills any guy you happen to become friends with; you should be with him and only him :((
Dark! Ethan who fucks you for the first time after months of pent up sexual arousal; you bend over and beg him to fuck your ass because you don’t want him to take your virginity just yet— Condoms never become a thing between the two of you, so he fills up your ass with his cum and pushes your panties back up after he’s had his fill.
Dark! Ethan who becomes your boyfriend; he’s gentle towards you. He buys you gifts and lets you sit in his lap a lot. He becomes your roommate/partner after a few months.
Dark! Ethan who loves when you scream out his name; whether it be from pleasure or the harsh cuts he carves into you, so be it.
Dark! Ethan who tortures and murders the first person to disrespect you; he lies and says the blood on him is just fake blood that him and his friends were pranking someone with. you help him clean up afterwards. You don’t want it to stain the shirt he’s wearing because it’s you’re favorite :(
Dark! Ethan who has you drenching his cock while his fingers are shoved down your throat; you beg him to stick them in, beg him to let you get choked and gag and drool all around him. He loves it.
“God, look at that. Little cum baby is drooling all over the place, isn’t she?”
You don’t know if he’s talking about your mouth or your cunt.
Dark! Ethan who loves to call you in full ghostface mode; you have no idea it’s him— how incredibly dumb you are! He calls you, with that sickeningly grating voice, and says that he can see you. You’re scared…
Dark! Ethan who approaches your room; clad in full ghostface attire, with a knife held in his grip.
Dark! Ethan who watches your shocked and terrified face… he makes degrading remarks at your stupidity, but his cock is so fucking hard that he almost can’t breathe under the plastic mask. Soon he tells you that if you don’t strip and fuck yourself on your bed while he watches, that you’ll be in big trouble. You don’t know it’s him still, and you feel so guilty — but not as much as you are wet.
Dark! Ethan who begins to stroke his cock in his hand as you peel off your pink nightgown. And when your fingers slip inside your aching little hole, he begins to speak with that same evil voice.
“Dirty whore. What would Ethan think?”
And when he says that, it shouldn’t get you so hot and bothered, but it does. Your clit throbs as more juices trail out of you. He laughs almost manically when you begin to fuck yourself with more force.
Dark! Ethan who watches you cum over and over. All while taunting you.
“Your little boyfriend would love to see this. You might be doing this for me, but you know you’re all his, right?”
You’re too dumb with pleasure to figure out it’s him.
Dark! Ethan who unmasks himself to you afterwards. Your tear stained face contorts into shock, and you begin to cry. You tell him that it was mean, that it wasn’t a funny joke. But he just smiles, and kisses away at your blushy cheeks.
“Baby, it’s okay. I’m really sorry… didn’t mean to make you cry.”
“cmon, I’ll buy you a pretty new outfit. And then I’ll fuck you nice and good.”
You can’t not forgive him with that offer. And after he buys you a new dress and a new lingerie set, he makes sure to take you in the alleyway behind the Victoria’s Secret store and pound you senseless.
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reticent-writer · 3 months
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Hi! I love your writing and I have a whole PLOT IN MY HEAD. So basically, Adam's daughter has a fight with him about exterminations. The same night, she sneaks down to hell and stays with some other demons she meets, and up in heaven all chaos broke loss cause a pre-teej was lost, and where could she have gone?! She's not on earth, or heaven- and than Adam realizes, and can you make headcannons of this please?
Make sure to take care of yourself!
hello, thank you so much❤️I will take care of myself if you do as well.
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✿✼:*゚:.。..。.:*・゚゚・**・゚゚・*:.。..。.:*゚:*:✼✿ 
Adam and Lute had just gotten back from an extermination to see you glaring at them.
"Aw is someone mad at dear old dad." He said in a baby voice before sighing, "The fuck do you want from me."
"Uh not kill them."
"Uh can't do that."
Lute excused herself, she heard this argument to see where it was going.
"And why not."
"You know the reason."
"B-bu-"
"B-b-but nothing. You're not dumb don't fucking act like it."
By this point he was in your face with a frown that quickly grew into a smile.
"But cheer up. Those sorry shitbags get another 6 months and you get to spend time with earth's and heaven first dick master."
Ignoring the fact that he's calling himself a dickmaster he said that there was 6 months until the next extermination.
"6 months? why 6 months?"
"I'm tired... Goodnight." He avoided your question and scaddled to his room.
"YOU CAN'T GET TIRED IN HEAVEN ASSHOLE!" You shouted as you heard his door slam.
You didn't go to sleep that night, you couldn't. You wanted to see what makes hell hell.
You left everything and made a small portal to hell
the first thing that you noticed was the smell
it was RANCID, like you could barely breath and first
Next was the colors, most to everything is red or gray it took some getting used to
Lastyly was the people, it was the completely opposite of heaven (which you expected) but at least the cannibals were nice
It took you like 2 weeks to get settled and when you were Adam was going crazy looking for you
He made it everybody's business too
It took his dumb ass 3 months to figure out you were in hell
he went down there immediately to look for you
He practically dragged you back upstairs.
"The FUCK is your problem?"
"It took you nearly 4 months to find me and before you say anything else... hell is a really shitty place and the people are even shittier," You muttered but he heard every word and wide the widest grin. " But i still don't see the need for exterminations."
"I fucking told your bitch ass but no you wanted to come down here and prove my point. hell is shitty and sinners deserve nothing. The only thing good down there is the porn."
he definitely has selective hearing.
✿✼:*゚:.。..。.:*・゚゚・**・゚゚・*:.。..。.:*゚:*:✼✿ 
Omg I just thought about combining my Alastor teen reader with Adam's teen reader and making them meet but idk how I would write it out.
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lookingformoondrop · 6 months
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ok but Can you image the total shit show it’d be if reader somehow rizzed up BOTH Andrew and Ashley?? 😨 literally preying. Like imagine reader is not necessarily popular, but they definetly are one of the most attractive people in the class if not the most
Andrew Graves x Reader x Ashley Graves
TW: Some nasty cat fights between the Graves siblings, everyone has a potty mouth, mentions of unaliving eachother, not proofread, reader just wanted a cookie.
♥︎Notes: This was actually so fun to write. I always love writing arguments between my two favorite assholes and watching it burn from there. Enjoy this messy headcannon and sorry it took so long<3.♥︎
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Someone call the police, ain't no one coming out of this alive.
First, we gotta start with how you rizzed up the siblings. Starting with Andrew,
I can already see that to get through Andrew's heart, you gotta be funny.
Yes I know that this brooding son of a bitch is dressed in only dark colors, but he values some humor and I feel like the way through his heart is that.
You were in class chatting with a classmate near Andrew's desk when the classmate brought up your history teacher. Uptight, strict, and a prick, you said, "If he berates me anymore for my red pen, his head will go so far up his ass he'll find his own bullshit."
Unexpectedly, both of you heard a snort. Searching for the source, you saw Andrew covering his mouth with his hand, horrified by the sound he had just made.
You smiled at him and brushed off the snort to the classmate, "I think we're hearing things."
That truly made his heart flutter.
He had started sitting closer to you after that. Whenever he got ready in the mornings for school, an extra step in his routine was to hope that you were coming too.
"Hey Andrew," you walked by Andrew's desk.
"Y -Y/N! Hi..." Andrew mentally cussed himself our for the stutter.
It was dumb...really dumb.
But it made Andrew smile and feel giddy when he walked home.
I feel like Andrew would be very tame when it came to his feelings for the reader.
He'd blush when you're around and check in with you to make sure you're okay. He'd be too embarrassed to actually ask you out, but he would definitely try to find excuses to hang around you.
Now, the only natural explanation for Ashley's involvement with you would be that she saw her brother with a dumbass grin one day and HAD to investigate.
So, how did you rizz up Ashley?
Well, it's simple, really,
She went to your house to get a clear look at you and saw you dancing through the window,
You were fun and disgustingly too kind.
("Idiot")
But somehow, that fun energy intrigued Ashley. You would smile at her randomly when she corssed the street. You had no idea who she was, and yet that smile irked Ashley (in a somehow pleasant way).
"Hey guys!" She cheerfully entered the classroom doorway, a spring in her step.
Andrew turned to look at the voice and immediately felt a muscle in his forehead twitch. "Great," he thought, "another one of Ashley's ploys so that she can harass any woman out of my life."
You, of course, were baffled at seeing this girl suddenly love up on you, but judging by Andrew's murderous smile towards her, you figured they were related somehow.
But instead of Ashley being an ass towards the reader, she began to cling to their arm.
This began a looooong sequence of events where it would go one of the following ways,
You'd go to a spot around town, invite one of the Graves siblings, and no matter how secluded, isolated, unknown, or illegal said spot was, the other Graves sibling would find and join you.
This definitely opens the possibility of more intense sibling fights.
I say intense, but it's more like,
"SAY HER NAME ONE MORE TIME ASHLEY AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"DO IT ANDY, DO IT, I DARE YOU. WHAT WOULD MY Y/N THINK ABOUT A MURDERER, YOU FUCKFACE!"
The fights would get so loud that the neighbors would call the police
By the time the police came to knock at the door, Ashley was pulling Andrew's hair and trying to put him in the washing machine, while Andrew was clawing at Ashley's face and trying to smack her head against said machine.
When Andrew (and for some reason) Ashley came to school, you were startled by how banged up both of them became. Still, when you asked about it, all they did was brush you off (and stomp on each other's toes when you weren't looking).
While they did loath each other for trying to steal Y/N from one another, they never doubted the protection they felt they owed to Y/N.
Some random classmate decided to hit on you and make you verryyyy uncomfy. When you recounted the tale to Andrew, he refused to leave you alone for weeks, constantly fantasizing about bashing the guys face in.
ASHLEY ON THE OTHER HAND would absolutely demolish any shithead who tried hitting on you. "They needed to be punished!" Is the last thing she said, and the last time you ever saw that classmate.
Was it risky? Yes. Did Andrew scold her for it? Yes. Did either one of them regret it? Hell no.
Overall, the entire relationship is a complete shit show. And even if you begged them to play nice, they'd still fight over you.
"Ashley, can you help me? I can't reach that cookie jar."
Ashley sprung up from her seat. "Sure thing, N/M~" But just as Ashley was going to reach for the jar, Andrew pushed her into a pile of trash bags in the kitchen and proceeded to grab the jar for you.
"Here you go, Y/N," Andrew smiled at you while you panicked on who to check in with first.
Suddenly, from the pile of trashbags came, "Andrew, you ass!"
Fight or flight kicked in, and you immediately bolted out of their kitchen. Having remembered plenty of their fights, you decided that for today, you were perfect content with just going home. That was enough Graves for today...
"ASS-KISSER!"
"BROWN-NOSER!"
Yeah, that was plenty of Graves for today.
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Thank you for the ask!<3
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xxoxobree · 10 months
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Since everyone’s doing it what’s your headcannons of the “twins?” 42 & 1610
I hope this is good. 😭🫶🏽
Childhood?
To differentiate we’re gonna call them Miles and Milan
Miles is the older twin by 7 minutes he also was the stronger and bigger twin , Milan was the smaller weaker one and he spent a week in the Nicu
Miles is still taller and bigger than Milan.
Rio used to dress them alike all the time when they were younger and the pictures are soooo cute 🥺 Miles would have his hand around Milan smiling while Milan would be pushing him away slightly.
Miles was the one that would run head first into things and bounce back up , While Milan would cry when he fell over would need Rio immediately.
They have one of those cool complicated handshakes just for them 2.
Miles is the twin that eats anything and Milan is slightly picky.
When Milan first got his braids Miles was hyping him up and he lowkey loved it.
“Bro your braids are Fye, the hos gone love it”
“Bro stfu.” He was definitely smiling
They’re boys so both of them are bit messy they definitely have that chair where all the clothes get thrown.
Milan is a gamer and be cussing people out! On the Ps5 , while Miles chills and sketches while listening to music.
They both listen to the same music tho Milan definitely listens to Dancehall Miles doesn’t understand it 😭. Milan doesn’t listen to pop as much as Miles either. Gyalis By Acapella Grey is Milan’s theme song (you can’t convince me other wise) and we all know Miles’.
School?
They don’t see each other much in school but they always eat lunch together it’s soo cute. Miles picks off of Milan’s plate and he smacks his hand.
“You gone eat that?”
“Bruh watch it.”
Milan is the more quiet mysterious twin and it drives the girls crazy , Miles is always asked to be put on with his brother.
Both smart asl , but Miles is the more sciencey brother and Milan is the essay and math person.
Milan is more street smart. He’s cool with all the Niggas on the block.
They dress differently Milan is Street wear and Miles is more sporty.
Miles is the IPad kid , needs to watch something while he eats.
Miles drags Milan everywhere with him.
“Aye come to the store with me?”
“Man no, I’m busy.”
“I’ll get you , something.”
“Alr, lemme put my shoes on.”
Miles ask Milan for girl advice.
“How do I talk to her?”
“Just be yourself dumb ass. Do the shoulder thing uncle Aaron taught us.”
“She’s definitely not gonna like me.”
S/o to @moodysunflowerbaby for the Inspo 🫶🏽
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the-froschamethyst4 · 3 months
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Nicknames that I think will make them fold
COD men Headcannons
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König
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I wanna say the nickname Handsome
Since he like anxiety of all kinds and even a bit of insecurities calling him handsome by his lover just makes him go insane
“Hey handsome,” was all you said as you sit next to him on the couch
His arm goes behind your head and pulls you closer to him
“Hey,” he smiles under his mask
★★★★★
Ghost
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Sometimes just calling him ‘Si’ will make him go crazy
But you’ve called him stud one day just jokingly and he was on top of you in minutes
He didn’t think some dumb nickname like that could make him pound into the ground
“Hey stud,” you sexily said, pushing yourself on him
“Stud?” He questions.
“Yep?” You felt like maybe you struck a nerve “WOAH!”
You were pushed to the couch and within seconds your clothes were off
★★★★★
Price
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You call him sexy, handsome, sweet thing, daddy, and hot shot and those barely make him do anything, the common dirty nicknames don’t make him go wild it’s the boring classic nicknames
Honey, teddy bear, muffin, babe, baby and Captain
Ohhhh don’t get me STARTED on Captain
Captain John Price will put you on your back in minutes
Ass in the air and you could be very much not walking for DAYS!!!!
“Captain can you help me with dinner please!” You yell from the kitchen.
“What’d you call me?” He asked pushing himself against your ass to feel his hard dick
“C-Captain.”
Next thing you knew you where on the kitchen counter ass and pussy being DESTROYED
★★★★★
Soap
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My Knight
That sent him into a coma
He loves when you call him your knight, it makes him feel special
“My knight can you help me with laundry please.”
“Your knight is coming to the rescue,” he says kissing your temple and helping you separate the clothes and throwing the first wash into the washer
Your knight is also very keen on being your king, placing you on your back fucking you into the mattress or couch cushions
★★★★★
Alejandro
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If you are a foreigner and don’t know Spanish that well but when being with him you’ve manage to pick up some Spanish
So you call him mi luz meaning my light
He loves it
If you do speak Spanish
You call him every name that pops into your head and it makes him go feral
Mi vida my life, mi sol my sun/sunshine
You’ve called him idiota (idiot) it makes him go crazy
“God I love you,” Alejandro says.
“Idiota,” you say making him chuckle and kiss your temple
★★★★★
Gaz
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Angel eyes, love and Romeo
Those nicknames make him look at you as if you were his King/Queen and makes him go crazy
Like only YOU!! Can call him those nicknames
“Romeo! I need you real quick!!” You called
“Yes?” He asks pushing himself up behind you (but not like Price)
“Can you cut the carrots for me please?”
“Only for you,” he kissed your temple.
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Another Post TOTK design idea
Man how far my boy has fallen from being a silent royal knight
Also, RIP my boy Warriors- taking a metal prosthetic to the face
And before you say anything, my boys are dumb ass hell and have never seen a robotic prosthetic before so they just thought it was a weird piece of armor
The are Heroes of Courage not Wisdom your Honor
Plus small headcannon that Wild has bitten Gannondorf at some point during their fight
Edit: I FORGOT HIS BLACK ARM MARKINGS
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sharkboywrites · 1 month
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Hello! May I ask for the BG3 gang with an autistic gn Tav who is. Very Very Large but also quite young (think like... Older teen.) who just decides that Astarion/Wyll/Halsin/Gale etc is their new favourite person and WILL NOT leave them alone.
It would be very funny if they just... didn't realise Tav was actually A Kid™ and thought they were just a weirdly clingy grownup. Except Halsin. Halsin would know Immediately.
Inspired by my dumb ass being enormous and this having happened to me irl many times.
Bg3 Characters With a Young Older Looking Autistic Tav
A/n: This idea is so silly I love it. This is obviously written as platonic because reader is younger and baulder's gate characters are older and I don't write weird stuff like that lol although I'm sure that's expected. Also also i did all of them together because I do not have the energy to write sperate headcannons for each of them, dont worry they all get their moment
Gn Reader, Child/teen Reader
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This was an... interesting situation
Everyone on the team assumed you were just assumed you were a bit childish for an adult
I mean could you blame them? You were massive, anyone would assume you were an adult
Except for Halsin
He could easily tell your age, but it's something he kept between the two of you, mainly for safety
Halsin takes more of a dad approach if you cling to him
He's very protective of you and teaches you new skills
He also keeps anyone else on the team from hitting on you, for obvious reasons, but wouldn't say why
He's also the most attentive when it comes to your autism, he's always keeping an eye out for you and helping when he can
It took the others longer to find, though
Wyll was the second to put two and two together
Once he realized, he grilled you about why you didn't tell anyone about it
He isn't too harsh though, and takes a more "fun uncle" role
He always makes sure to entertain you, he's the guy who's got fidgets on him just for you incase you need them
He also decides not to tell anyone for your safety after consulting with Halsin, but he does wish you said something sooner
Gale is the second to last to find out, after trying to teach you something about magic
He had questioned why you didn't know any of this, it was supposed to be common knowledge for someone your age
Or someone he thought was your age
He just stared at you blankly for a good minute after you told him how old you actually were
He's more upset at himself for not noticing to be honest
He realizes how that actually makes a lot of sense
Gale, like Halsin, also takes a more fatherly approach
he teaches you things you may have not known before, and is one of the most helpful when it comes to working through your autism
He's a knowledgeable man and can tell what you need, probably before you do
He's very protective, often insisting that you stay out of battles, but it's not like you listen to him in that department
For comedy's sake, Astarion is the last to find out, and he is pissed
He's mad that no one told him, even if it wasn't too long Gale found out and most of the party knew
He looked so dumbfounded when he found out and like Gale, was more mad that he didn't realize sooner
He's upset, but he gets over it quickly after a day or two of snarky comments and like Wyll, takes on a cool uncle postion
The whole party suddenly wants to protect you and it's suddenly become one of their top goals to return you to your parent/guardian if you have one, next to y'know, getting the worms out of your head
If you don't have somewhere to go they may or may not argue on who takes you once it's all over
Generally, you're taken good care of from then on, much better than you were before
Everyone's very attentive to you and tries to be aware of what you may need at any given point
Since they all have some type of trauma, they want to make sure the same doesn't happen to you, especially so young
Being in this situation is stressful for anyone, let alone a child, and a child with a disability
They do their best to make you happy and keep you safe
They may struggle, but they do their best, and now you have people to call family
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jadeddangel · 2 months
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hi there, could I get alastor, adam and lucifer with a reader that has pica (if you don't know what that is it is where a person can tend to eat or bite on things not edible, like paper, erasers, eca)
Yup!! I have an oral fixation so this sounds pretty similar
Reader w/ Pica! Or an oral fixation Headcannons
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Alastor🦌:
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Oh boy
When he died that wasn't much awareness about things like this
So honestly at first we was disgusted seeing you chew on something that wasn't meant to be chewed on
Alastor probably ignored it at first but got annoyed after it just kept happening
He finally asked you after a bit
Honestly he didn't understand at first but tried his best
He probably just watches to make sure you don't swallow anything dumb (like an eraser)
He literally doesn't try to help you stop the behavior or give you something to help
Let's be honest alastor probably still finds it annoying but he also finds it amusing
I mean who the fuck do you know that can eat the metal part off of a pencil and be fine? Yea that's right no one
He probably hands you things to see if you'll chew on them
"Doll your chewing on the pencil here let me get you a new one" alastor said calmly making you realize you had gnawed on it till you saw the led
Alastor took the old one and placed the fish pencil in your hand "there all fixed" alastor mused patting your head before lounging back into his seat
And he shows this behavior with all different objects it doesn't really matter what kind
At first you probably thinks it's cause he cares about you and wants you to get stuff done that he gives you new stuff
After long enough, however, you put the pieces together
You never called him out though, scared of possible repercussions
He knows you know, but he's definitely satisfied with the fact you fear him so much
Adam😇:
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Oh, you're female? He's mocking you
Oh, you're male? He's mocking you
Non-binary? You don't even exist to him
He's the kind of person that will just hand you things to see if you'll chew on it
The kind of guy that buys you edible play dough just to make sure your not making yourself sick
He buys pencils in bulk so if your sitting next to him and you start chewing on your pencil he has spares
If your his lover he jokingly teases that you can chew on his dick
He starts picking up on your chewing habits
He notices that when you get stressed it gets worse
Probably bought you a teething ring as a joke but gets really surprised if you actually use it
"Hey there's my pretty little piece of ass!- wait no put the fucking play dough down" Adam scolded walking closer and taking the container of play dough from you before reaching into his massive pocket and pulling out a container of homade edible playdough and putting it in your hand "no." Adam said again
And that's he showed that he cared about you.
Won't really yell at you if you keep chewing on things that could Hurt you but will definitely raise his voice
He once even gave you his hand to fiddle with and chew on his fingers so you didn't hurt yourself by chewing on other things
He treats you like a baby who wants to eat everything
Lucifer🐤:
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Makes things for you to chew on
Asks what your favorite animal is and makes things themed that you can chew on
He probably chews on things when he gets focused so you guys kinda keep eachother in check
Hes so sweet about it too
Like say you were chewing on an eraser you were holding onto
He would just grab your wrist so softly like you were fragile glass and pull her hand away from your mouth
"Little apple remember we shouldn't chew on things that aren't healthy or aren't going to hurt our bodies" Lucifer spoke softly so no one would overhear you two talking. Lucifer pulled your wrist towards him and prying the eraser from you carefully before placing a small pencil he made with your favorite animal on the top. The animal was a tough durable material so you could chew and it wouldn't cause any harm to it. Or to you for that matter.
He's so sweet about it, having raised Charlie and having to deal with her teething faze, and her crying if he even scolded her a little too mean.
If you don't listen the first time he asks you to stop chewing on something that may be detrimental to your health he tries his best to stay patient
He has excellent patience as long as your not hurting anyone important to him but then again you're important to him (that's why he tries so hard to stop you)
He's always watching over you and making sure you aren't getting hurt so if you chew on anything that may really hurt you he may actually scold you
He doesn't yell either he's just extremely firm in his way of speech and anything he says
If he hurts your feelings, he's immediately apologizing and trying to hug you
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shegetsburned · 5 months
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ꨄ 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝 | 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢 {𝟏𝟖+}
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nsfw headcannons requested by anon!
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satoru’s the type to initiate it. he’s been missing you all day and gets extra touchy when he comes back to you.
he always has this dumb-ass smile plastered on his face whenever he teases you.
he loves it when you get nasty. when your saliva tangle with his, when you sloppily kiss. when your sweat drips from your neck to your back. and most importantly, when his cum stains your skin and leaks from between your legs.
"you belong to me, and I to you."
satoru would be the type to ask you to use your words to express how well he’s fucking you. he wants to know what you prefer but also loves seeing you struggle to voice out your thoughts when he’s pounding you against the bed.
"you’re so cute when you’re whining for me, baby."
he definitely gets off on your cute moans and cries. preferring to pleasure you first before thinking about himself. you find him between your legs, flicking your pearl with his tongue and inserting his fingers into your tight walls like they always belonged there.
he tends to look at you very often, lifting his gaze towards your heavy breaths when he’s eating you out, or pulling your body against his when he’s taking you from behind.
satoru worships you. he’ll literally get on his knees to convince you to do what he wants. he’s also aware he’s so very lucky to have a goddess like you in his bed which he makes up for by taking such good care of you. using his fingers alone would stretch you out but he’d praise you constantly.
i just know he often uses the excuse that he’s a visual learner every god damn time.
listen, satoru gojo knows how to do anything and he knows what he’s doing. he insanely knows how to angle his everything and make you cry from pleasure.
he remembers every spot you adore. making sure he takes care of most of them each time.
he holds your hands through it.
he can be cruel but he does care about your pleasure more than his, ramming into you but staying still until you adjust.
he leaves hickeys on your inner thighs.
he knows everything about you. he could trace your entire body with his fingers, blindfolded, and know exactly where everything is.
he’s suuuuch a pervert. he’d catch every opportunity to look at you and touch you.
you bend over, leaving your ass at his mercy? you’ll have the trace of his hand on your cheek.
you get out of the shower and forgot your towel? he’ll hand you the towel, never in your reach, to lure you out and get a better look at your naked body.
you’re looking for your panties on the floor after a night in his bed? he’ll twirl it around his finger, forcing you to search for several minutes, enjoying seeing you walking around without it.
satoru’s so blunt too. i know he’d say something like "your hands felt so good because they were cold and it gave me a boner." and then he smiles like an idiot.
he’s an idiot, but he’s your idiot and you love it when he fucks you stupid.
© shegetsburned 2023. Please do not repost/edit/or claim my writing as your own.
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ly-luna · 7 months
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valeria garza headcannons
some silly head cannons of my wife
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〘Sfw〙
had a emo phase when she was 12-14 and gets annoyed/embarrassed when people bring it up
Doesn't like dogs that much but had a pitbull she adored
Likes more savory/spicy foods over sweet
Has a small dumb tattoo on her torso she got when she was a dumb teen
She's a lesbian and she's known since she was 13
If anyone trys to scare her she'll just look at them with a blank stare annoyed or confused
Listens to traditional Mexican songs sometimes
She's an atheist
Her love language is acts of service and gift giving
She's serious but has a special place in her heart for her lover
Likes to cuddle but would never admit it
Not that big on PDA but like a to hold her lovers hand or wrap an arm around their waist when in public
Brings back things for her lover she thinks are neet and that they might like
Favorite color is purple
She's 5'8
Had long hair but cut it off during a identity crisis when she was a teen and has kept it short ever since
likes birds
Brings her lover cut up fruit as a way to say sorry since she has a hard time admitting she's wrong or saying sorry verbally
She m ay be a cartel leader but she takes care if herself. She has Thick, silly smooth hair that smells nice
She knows she can be a player if she wanted but she's not like that
〘NSFW〙
Rough in bed but her aftercare is nice
Not a one night stand kind of girl she likes to pamper and spoil someone
She likes to spank
"aw, is it to much for you" in a teasing tone and with a mocking pout
Has a 9 inch black strap, and a vibrator in her lovers favorite color
Very talented with her tongue and fingers
Kinks: praise, degrading, spanking, bondage, biting, edging, release denial, over stimulation, brat taming, crying, begging, worship (her), has a little of a breeding kink, and mild pet play
She will only bottom if her lover begs but is a power bottom and always ends up making her lover cum
Has a leash and collar for her lover with "valeria garza's plaything" engraved in to the fine leather
Safe word is red but it's not for her if yk what I mean
Not afraid to fuck her lover in front of her men in the cartel
Her lover has her initials engraved into their hip (with consent ofc)
Possessive when it comes to her lover
Adores seeing her lover covered in her cum
If her lover has a penis hand jobs under a table is a must for her
Has a lot of "toys"
Make-up sex is her go to but if that doesn't work she'll pamper you until you forgive her
Both ass and tits girl
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hongjoongscafe · 1 year
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Can I request a JK x reader breeding kink drabble/headcannons. Love you!!!
I swear to God after his live, my brain is not in place. It's so fucking horny for him🫣 I hope you liked it💓
Baby
Bitch hours
Pairing: jungkookxreader
Warning: breeding kink, big cock, name-calling, spanking, sort of degradation, unprotected sex, cumming inside.
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“Fuck me harder,” you cried out.
Jungkook had you bent over his office desk, jamming his abnormally long and thick cock inside you, rearranging your guts. Your pussy was splitting into two on his cock.
“Fucking slut,” he spat. His pants were lowered enough to just have his cock and balls out.
You appeared at his office in the tiniest dress that he asked you to only wear at home. Only for him. But today, when you came like that, everyone was eyeing you, his baby girl– the CEO's wife.
The jealousy took over him. You didn't even step into his office when he almost threw you over the desk and ripped open your dress. And then ended up like this, all sweaty and needy for more of him.
He spanked your ass twice, “you like going around like this?! I bet you like it when all these people who work under me, your husband, look under your dress, trying to see your pussy that is still gaping after the morning shower session,” he snaked a hand around your neck and pulled you back a bit. “Do you want me to fucking call all of them in here? Show them who this slut belongs to? You want that?” you moaned at his unholy words.
“Only yours! Wore for you,” you dumbly whined.
A loud sound of spank overtook the sounds of your moans, skin slapping, and squelching of your wet cunt. Your ass cheek burnt from the spank.
“Wore it for me?” he gritted his teeth. “Didn't I tell you to fucking wear it only at home and not outside?” he slammed his cock in you even harder and faster. “Are you that dumb to forget such a simple thing?”
“Jungkook,” you moaned.
“Yeah, that's me, baby. You fucking belong to me. All of these fucking assholes are gonna get fired for looking at my wife,” he left your neck and clutched your long locks. “How about I fucking mark you up? Hm? Might just fuck a baby in you, no? You will be so fucking swollen and round with my baby,” the image of you being so round and full with his baby made him twitch in you. He felt you clenching around his dick so tight, your pussy dripped with more of your slick. “Fuck, baby, you like that idea. Just fucking imagine that. Everyone will know that I fucked a baby in you. They will keep their fucking eyes away from you,” you moaned at thought of carrying his baby in you.
Jungkook's long locks were sticking to his forehead and neck because of all the sweat. He closed his eyes and kept thinking about people knowing that he fucked you too good.
“Want that,” you cried. His cock made you overwhelmed in a good way. “Wanna carry your baby! Wanna show who I belong to!”
His cock leaked more precum and twitched violently. Your wet, hot walls weren't helping either but taking him to the edge. “You will,” he moaned.
“Fuckfuckfuckfuck,” he groaned. “Cum with me baby. Cream my cock while I fill your cunt.”
With a final thrust, you both moaned each other's name in unison and came undone. His hot cum kept filling you up until it started leaking out of your hole. This is how he made you cum the fifth time that time.
Jungkook slumped over your tired and sweaty body. He kissed your head. Moving down to the shoulders, the shoulder blades, spine. He picked you up, still inside you and sat on his chair. His pants were ruined with his and your cum.
His fingers found your sensitive clit and rubbed it slowly and without a warning, he slapped it making your body twitch on his cock. He chuckled and rubbed your belly in a soft manner.
“You will look so freaking cute with my baby.”
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