#my life is like a fart

[pumpk1bun]

guess whos back tumbling on tumblr

#adventure time #simon petrikov #artists on tumblr #fionna and cake #betty grof #adventure time simon #petrigrof #my life is like a fart #magic betty #simon and betty

[indigoxnoodles]

My life is like a fart

#personal #me #spread love #my life is like a fart #adventure time #lol #if you get it cool #if not #oh well #hehe #selfie

[aleclightofmylifewoodbane]

“I’ve got all the time in the world.”

NOOOOOOOO CASSIE WHAT THE FUCK

#REREADING THIS NOWNIS AWFUL NOOO #HE DOESNT HAVE ALL THE TIME #IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF #I WISH THEY HAD MORE TIME TO REPAIR THEIR RELATIONSHIP #I HATE THIS TROPE #he does not have the time #gotsm #gotsm reread #tsc #tda #alec lightwood #robert lightwood #my life is like a fart

[robotiv]

why does the tumblr queue just not work sometimes. like i had three posts queued up for yesterday and only two posted. this happens occasionally and i have no idea why. why does this happen

#adri.txt #it’s so annoying #it was miku Monday … three mikus for miku Monday … #but no. only two mikus. #my life is like a fart

[ash-and-starlight]

hades atla bisexual simulator

#id in alt text #hadesgame artstyle is the most poggers thing on this fucking earth let me just YOINK steal it #i haven’t played a single minute of hades in my life btw #but i’m familiar with its bisexuality #it calls to mine like a siren’s song #i wanted to add lil dialogue options to them but my brain farted before it got done so. this is what u get :3 #zuko #sokka #suki #yue #pondering the orb #my art #also: LAST ART OF THE YEAR BESTIE BELOVEDS THANK U FOR MAKING THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF SHARING ART SO MUCH FUN #KISSES FOR ALL

[metukika]

teru and tsubomi swap au

#farting out these au like my life dependsw on it #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #tsubomi takane #teruki hanazawa #implied terumob #in the way that mob likes tsubomi in canon... they need some time to reconnect first #metukikart

[clawgrove]

Dog

#sorry for low activity my life is like a fart adventure time #furry

[poopystain]

back on that grind

#life update im sick with covid. OOPS #portal 2 #wheatley #chell #if this looks like absolute doodoo fart... no it doesnt. i close your eyes with my hand #my art

[spaciebabie]

im so bored save me

hi so bored save me im spacie :)

#farts on ypou #spacie splains #william kissing another verson of himself gets remade every few months when people forget that the joke has already been made #also i made a comment in a server im in abt how springtrap should hold my face like that and then got fucking ganked like #can you imagine. getting flustered beyond belief b/c of a comment you made and this was the picture you made a comment on. #can you imagine that #my life is a comedy and i cant stop shitting

[helenkordart]

Recently the 4th volume of the english Thousand Autumns came out and when I saw Mimo′s design of beloved old fart Guang Lingsan, all I could say was "awooga humina humina humina", so like

#thousand autumns #meng xishi #guang lingsan #千秋 #mimo treating us so good #i mean i do wish he actually looked his age. which is yan wushis age. but i guess THIS old fart has to play by wuxia rules. boo #gls staying in his lane. dumping his stupid sect on feng xiao and running. thriving. moisturized. #thats why hes my favourite side character in all of qqpeerlessverse. funniest motherfucker around #i do miss his stupid hat #the idea of him forcing teenage feng-er to wear it too. resplendent #i mean generally speaking id kill to see him dealing with teenage feng-er. can you imagine. how is feng-er still alive #mxs how much money do i have to give you for you to write that extra #like teenage ququs life is a tragedy. teenage feng-ers life is a COMEDY #please just. during the events of qq. whenever gls shows up to do his cackling annoyance schpiel #imagine a sulky teenage feng-er just slightly to the side. going I dont wanna be here Im missing my beauty sleep 🤨🤨🤨🤨 #PLEASE I WANNA SEE YWS INTERACT WITH TEENAGE FENG-ER #every time i remember that feng-er is the same age as xiaoyu. incredible. #anyway what was i saying #oh yes please god i wanna see fajing sect shenanigans #am i spoiling peerless for anyone here. is it a big spoiler to talk about feng-er being an og demonic sect person. does anyone care #sorry

[pumpk1bun]

why is he beautiful

#adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time simon #my life is like a fart #why is he beautiful #good heavens #golly

[indigoxnoodles]

Maan idk what I’m going through rn.

#personal #me #life #love life #spread love #existential crisis #life has been so beautiful #life has been so tragic #life is wonderful #my life is like a fart #how funny #art #Texas #talk to me #talk to me ab something #anything #but not sexy times #pho #pho is delicious #Dallas

[hotasfahrenheit]

Me less than an hour ago: wow wardrobe for Last Twilight is doing such a good job, attention to details 👏👏👏👏

Last Twilight wardrobe: you bet we are

#i'm CRYING 🤣🤣🤣 #they put jimmy in this shirt of all people #this man is a DOCTOR in real life and here he is wearing fart tshirts on television #imagine you're one of his patients and you're like “oh i heard my doc is an actor i should check out one of his shows” and you see THIS #fart proudly i guess tho right #last twilight #last twilight the series #ltts #jimmy jitaraphol #ltts mhok #ltts mork

[brookriver-mudlark]

Shot-by-shot commentary of one scene from Transformers: The Last Knight

A few months ago, I remembered this movie was a thing, and looked up a clip to see if I'd be able to sit though it just for Optimus.

The short answer is no.

The long answer is that this single scene has driven me insane.

Bear in mind, i have very little context for this scene, so i will primarily be riffing on it from a cinematography angle. Buckle up!

Let's start with this...beautiful? aerial shot of gray metal guys running on a gray metal slope, their considerable scale reduced to that of ants on a plate by the speedy camera.

These two climb out of the structure. Their spatial relation to the rest of the scene is never established.

Aaand now the metal guys are running down from the other side of the screen. Did the camera keep spinning between shots?? Anyways, they start pummeling Optimus.

Cut to Optimus being pummeled from the front. With a bit of planning, this could have been continuous with the previous shot, but...oh boy. Oh boy. Let's not start with that just yet.

Don't forget, girl is here! (This is the last time she shows up in this scene.)

Oh right, Cade was in the corner of the last shot. He gets up, starts running in the opposite screen direction of where Optimus was in relation to him earlier,

...and immediately slips and falls in the next shot. You get to enjoy the moment in lovely slow-motion.

Optimus then explains what is currently happening in the scene for the benefit of anyone staring slack-jawed at the screen by this point.

Then the knights go back to beating Optimus up. One guy takes an axe to his back edged side down, and it doesn't do jack except knock him flat.

Also, Cade is here.

This guy finally comes to deal the killing blow.

What follows is a series of barely connected slo-mo jump cuts of the device on Cade's arm unfolding,

followed by a fast series of time-breaking cuts to show a single sword strike,

oh my god they keep cutting

wait WHO IS THIS, WHERE WAS HE ...oh my god, i scrubbed backwards, he's supposed to have been near Cade the whole time, what

Then there's a dramatic spinning shot, which would have been a cool moment to show the walking props knights holding their swords up in abrupt reverence, but instead we mostly just watch Cade look around in confusion while Optimus grovels.

We interrupt the spinning to inform you that this scene was filmed during golden hour.

Back to spinning. I guess you don't have to worry about the 180 degree rule if your scene spans the full 360, huh?

Cade looks over at Optimus, and Optimus looks back. ...Followed IMMEDIATELY by a fast pan of planes flying behind some knights; my eyes

Optimus keeps talking. His speech is about as continuous as the shots.

We finally get a quiet moment to hold on that last shot for a while, and listen to Cade give a pep talk to a war general who's seen countless human lifetimes' worth of pain and loss.

And that's all that Optimus needed to pick himself up.

We get a triumphant shot of Optimus straightening up, rallying his brothers in arms to rise up against Quintessa...

And for one moment, perhaps your brain can feel a glimmer of joy within the soup of semi-consciousness it's now sinking into.

...

If I watch the whole movie, I will die.

That's all, folks!

#fun fact: dark of the moon was how i got into the series #in that i thought it was godawful within the first few minutes except i did like optimus's voice #and then i ended up on tfwiki and my life ended #bayverse #bayformers #transformers #transformers the last knight #transformers: the last knight #my art #film study #bad film study #cinematography #BAD cinematography #shot breakdown #mental breakdown #wake me up inside #save me from the nothing i've become #michael bay #movies #bonus comment from my non-transformers car fan friend: “when optimus farts does it come up to his head?” #brookriver art

[alexjcrowley]

Saying Swiss Army Man is about gay necrophilia is like saying Oedipus Rex is about a guy who fucks his mom. You're only technically correct.

#it's called reductio ad absurdum you dumb down a concept until it looks ridiculous #which is totally fine for jokes and laughters but for the ones out there who blatantly made fun of the movie without even watching #like this shit is so cringe a farting corpse oh my god this must be the worst movie ever #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BEING DETACHED AND IRONIC ABOUT EVERYTHING WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO FEEL SOMETHING FOR ONCE #TE LET YOURSELF BE TOUCHED CHANGED TRANSFORMED EMOTIONALLY BY THE CONTENT YOU CONSUME #I know Oedipus fucking his mom is the supreme meme I love it too but seriously read it #As someone who had tl study it believe me read it #I am not the joke police I just don't like when people are serious about dismissing pieces of media because oh no cringe alert #Allow yourself to be vulnerable and to be open when you consume something #Oedipus Rex was just the best metaphor that's why I quoted it #Oedipus Rex changed me and keeps changing me everyday believe it or not there's nothing I wouldn't give to have his strenght #He had the courage too look at himself in the mirror I never did #I feel like I am having a mental breakdown over Oedipus again I'll switch back to SAM #Swiss army man is a masterful lesson in life and art don't let some assholes make you believe otherwise #swiss army man #paul dano #daniel radcliffe

[yikes-ajax]

She likes farting on my desk while I play videogames

#i have to push her to the side because she wants to lay on my keyboard #or more specifically she just wants to touch it. she always tries to put her paw on one of the keys. she just really likes touching stuff #anyways her farts are vile and i have to leave the room so i dont gag #she's not sick or anything the vet has checked her out. shes just really gassy and gross 🤷‍♀️ #animals #petblr #cat life #cat lovers #catblr #cat #my cat #cats #cat photos #calico cat #calico #silly cats #funny cat pics #funny cats #cute cats