Me, trying to catch up on memes I missed today but mutuals are horny posting cuz it's midnight:
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Things like "going to 711 for a slushie at 2am" have a different meaning when you work the night shift. 2am no longer becomes the forbidden time. She is like noon to me.
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AI wants what Goncharov has
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“Women aren’t frivolous magpies”, well I am. I don’t even want gemstones so I can sell them off in a pinch, I just want a box of jewels that I can stare at while wringing my hands and grinning maliciously, perhaps even letting out a nasty little chuckle
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Honestly I resent the accusation that Carolyn Palamas can't have a 40 foot gold plated cock in her mouth and do her job at the same time??????? she is a scientist
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Every married Wild Card protag in Hours has basically stolen a child. For a generous definition of "stolen", sometimes, but the spirit is there.
The only married Wild Card with a blood-related child is Other Katsuya.
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Day 1 without Ao3.
I am pretty sure I have posted at least 10 posts of me going insane due to Ao3 being down.
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k-pop, but the “k” stands for kazakh
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weather update: either my brothers legitimately gaslight me every night or i am having nightly auditory hallucinations wherein i hear them constantly humming (setting off the part of my brain that developed as a toddler who was trained to tune in Solely on karmic trickster whenever he opened his mouth, as well as the part of my brain that developed in high school that is pissed at him for demanding i be so reliant on him and acting completely above the situation whenever it comes up)
any ideas for what i've got rattling around in here with the mental illnesses i already knew abt?
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