#no i don’t ship them it’s a shitpost

[somedudewithantlers]

here’s smthn i made a while ago that must be released into the wild

#no i don’t ship them it’s a shitpost #yellow submarine #john lennon #paul mccartney #can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars #the beatles #shitpost

[the-mystical-aquatic-gay]

gerrymicheal labyrinth au

i’m right and i should say it, but also how has no one done this before me?

obviously gerry would be sarah, and michael would be jareth (they’re both blonde trickster characters who live in and have some level of control over an ever changing maze. please tell me someone else sees my Vision™️)

outside of just that i feel like you could take it a couple different ways:

just a straight up au, no fears or anything just micheal the goblin king and gerry the fantasy loving goth. literally just the plot of labyrinth but dropping these two into sarah and jareth’s places.

more of a fusion, the fears do exist but the labyrinth is either a part of the spiral or just flat out Is the spiral in this universe. bonus points for having gerry learn about the labyrinth and it’s monstrous king from either meeting/reading a statement from sarah herself about a certain red leather bound spiral leitner

is purely self indulgent crack, they watch the movie together and gerry mentions how hot he thinks david bowie is. micheal hears that and spiral logic says “hm, kidnapping and threats in a nearly impossible maze huh? i can do that!”

#i feel like i should also clarify that within the canon of the movie itself i don’t ship sarah and jareth #all of these scenarios would be with both of them being adults #just wanna clarify in case anyone was confused or anything #no i don’t know who would be toby or any of the other characters don’t worry about it #i hope everyone else enjoys me contributing insane aus and nothing else to this fandom because i’m having a great time #gerry: michael what do you have? #micheal with whoever he kidnapped to get gerry’s attention: a smoothie #the magnus archives #tma #tma podcast #tma au #tma shitpost #labyrinth #gerry keay #tma gerry #gerry delano #gerrymichael #gerard keay #michael distortion #tma michael #micheal shelley #jareth labyrinth #jareth the goblin king #sarah labyrinth #labyrinth movie

[nanbaka-82]

I don’t know guys I think they need therapy

pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt6 pt7

#THIS #i went WILD I love them #Don’t tag as ship #ragbros #diluc and kaeya #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #kaeya #diluc #crepus ragnvindr #aether genshin impact #genshin impact meme #genshin impact shitpost #The last one is my favorite

[cuosiscrazy]

Screenshot redraws I did a couple of days ago (because im way too shy to post anything)

#cuos says #cuos draws #Sth #sth fanart #Sonic #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic prime #sth shitpost #shadow the hedgehog #shadow fanart #Shadow sth #idfk man #One if the reasons I don’t post is because FUCK TAGS BRO. #Ermmm #i ship them so #sonadow #BEAT HIS aaahh BRO #KILLL

[neurosiscocktail]

Everyone is always like “Ed and Izzy didn’t work out because they’re both bottoms” this and “Ed and Izzy didn’t work out because they’re both bottoms” that.

But let’s be honest here

Ed and Izzy didn’t work out because they both have a daddy kink and neither of them are daddy.

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd #edizzy #blackhands #shitpost #please don’t be mad this is a joke #and also I’m 100% serious #baby girl x baby girl is a hard ship dynamic #I don’t blame them for not being able to make it work #like?? is the daddy in the room with us babe? #edward teach #blackbeard #gentlebeard #this ship works because Stede is daddy 😌 #i will not budge on this opinion #stizzy #honestly stizzy works for the same reason #stede bonnet

[klanced]

hell hath no fury like a yuri voltron warrior

#shitpost #shipping f/f in this fandom was so hard. we were denied by both canon and the fandom. #every day was an uphill battle. I had to reuse content from season 1 for YEARS #anyway I need to start campaigning harder for honerva/allura’s mom. do you see my vision. #don’t even get me started about shay/allura I was fighting for my fucking life out here #the only thing I regret abt not finishing voltron was never seeing veracxa with my own two eyes. I would have gone crazy over them

[tastelessblogginz]

BONUS!!

#aradia megido #Equius Zahhak #sollux captor #does this count as aradia x Equius????? #idk #let’s be cheeky and add that tag anyways #wait what’s their ship name #idk I don’t ship them #let’s search it up #araquius?????? #idk soz guys #also I feel like this would’ve worked better if I swapped sollux and Equius #whoopsie #I just really wanted to make an aradia explodin joke #rip aradia #real one #best homestuck girl #aradia is defo a metalhead #homestuck #shitpost #homestuck shitpost

[nasutchi]

This is how the cookie run fandom ships the juice bar regulars

It’s either the left or right image

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #crk #crob #cookie run meme #juice bar regulars #cookie run ship #cookie run shipping #cookie run shitposts #shitpost #i don’t ship them

[im-tired1124]

I’d like to apologize to the entirety of the Castoff fandom for this image. Unfortunately, I have once again been possessed by the accursed homosexual hand.

Alright, if you want context as to why the Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck this thing exists, I posted a picture of my face on Instagram, to which one @zerodoesartyay responded with:

To add context to this context, I made a collage of Frankie and Vector drawings, however since the only good place you can find poses that involve physical contact that aren’t horny, violent, hornilly violent, or violently horny is the “cute couples poses,” section, these drawings ended up being really really unintentional…🌈Gay.🌈 Hence, why with Zero’s latest comment made me go, “Screw it, a bit has been made, and I am going to commit to it, no matter what it takes.” That’s how this thing happened.

Please, god, don’t let Star see this, I don’t want to cause her any brain damage.

Only adding tags because Tumblr will give me shit if I don’t.

#castoff #castoff fanart #vector castoff #frankie castoff #oh shit here we go again #franktor #look I know Star looks through tags #I know I can’t censor/spoiler this and I know I can’t control the actions of others #but god damnit! #I’m still scared. #human au #i suppose #I promise this is exclusively a #shitpost #I swear I don’t actually ship them #I think…

[changewingwentz]

Downloaded that make fake tweets app since 2020 just in case I have the slightest motivation of making another edit,……. and this is my first time actually using it LMFAOOOO😭😶‍🌫️

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Here’s the full pic

#also don’t take this seriously sometimes an artist have to be goofy once or twice #Ragbros #every art of them i drew are all platonic #and familial so no tag/mentions of ship pls #my art #art #digital art #shitpost #genshin #genshin fanart #genshin impact #owluc #owluc is my favorite diluc weeee #doodle #gi #diluc #diluc genshin impact #I’m so sorry kaeya has to use light mode here #ragnvindr brothers #hackus art

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

this made me giggle

#batjokes #batman x joker #silly shit #shitpost #i don’t actually ship them

[hpmort]

The fujoshi to himedanshi pipeline is real

#shitpost #just a man bein a trans #tho most of my ships are still kind of m/m I just genderbend them #they don’t make evil girls like they used to- someone who hasn’t consumed shit that passes the Bechdal Test in like three years #fudanshi #himedanshi #himejoshi #fujoshi

[eemoo1o-sunnyoo]

Alternatively to (x), Mac was nicknamed Ronnie the Rat in high school, but Charlie is the KING of Rats… so what does this mean?

#this is a worship kink if i ever did see one. #charlie is mac’s king. based. #no matter what ship you look at mac is always the fucking simp. that’s mommy issues for you I guess. #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #mac mcdonald #charlie kelly #charmac #charlie x mac #I don’t ship them but I’m not against them so here. have some food charmacers. #original post #shitpost

[eldritch-muppetshow]

my fucked up and twisted secret that’s been brewing in the back of my mind is that i’ve started to half-jokingly ship dingo and louie. it’s mostly a “because it’s funny to me” thing but yeah

#pikmin #yk how i said ‘i don’t ship them that way’ a while back. yeah how the turn tables #i know some ppl are gonna say ‘but they hate each other in canon’ but idk man #louie has next to *no* positive chemistry with anyone besides olimar. almost every louie ship has the exact same kind of hurdle to clear #barring aus lmao #shitpost

[ottercervie]

Whenever I see straight genshin ships, I take a D6 psychic damage

#genshin impact #cervie shitposts #There’s nothing wrong with them #I just don’t like straight ships #can be applied to literally any media i like lmao #if some fans can be homophobic then I can be a bit heterophobic idc #also bc genshin exudes gay asian energy and you can take that reading from my cold dead hands #can also be applied to other mhy games

[cuethemulti]

I think the reason why I love the crack ship between Henry and Eddie is bc it’s the sun and moon trope but in reverse: The one who looks like the moon is the cheerful bright one (Eddie) while the sun is the reserved grumpy one (Henry)

#someone pls hold me down before I start creating an AU off these two #i have ideas but I don’t wanna look more insane #and yes I started shipping them before the jomie thing took over so- #foreshadowing/j #henry creel #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things shitpost #eddie x vecna #vecna #joseph quinn