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nrmtenjoyer · 7 months
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Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this
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maureen2musings · 2 months
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pandalalai
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b0njourbeach · 1 month
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dingledraw · 3 months
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@blackat-t7t In another universe they are at the renfair and Crowley is watching Aziraphale eat a comedically large turkey leg… 😔😂
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snekberry · 3 months
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everyone look at this cake i custom ordered for my birthday (which is today)
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Hunger
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Okay hear me out!
We have all talked about how Jason gets pit rage because of the Lazarus waters being gross ecto, or how his obssession is the Joker and needing to kill him and a bunch of other things,
Yes?
With me so far?
Okay!
Let me give that a twist,
That Pit Rage Jason feels is hunger, specifically a ghosts hunger.
Jason came back from the dead not fully, he's a starving ghost with a malnourished proto-core, until he properly eats it will stay weak and hungry.
How does the Joker fit in all this?
Easy, With the lack of good ecto for Jason to feed and stabilize from the next best option is his murderer.
Consuming that who killed you is very nourishing for a new ghost.
So Jason getting angry with the bats and others when they tell him not to kill the Joker or actively prevent him from even getting near him is like putting all his favourite foods right in front of him and then taking it away from him,
Each time getting worse for Jason, only getting hungrier and hungrier each time it happens.
How would you feel if you were starving and people kept offering you food and then pulling it away before you could eat it?
Confused?
Desperate?
Anger?
It doesn't count as cannibalism if you're not the same
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Jason biting the bars of his holding cell like a dog
Dick: "Is it just me or where his teeth always that sharp?"
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Oracle: "I lost sight of the Joker!"
Jason hunched over with glowing green eyes while drooling: "No worries he's nearby I can smell him."
Other Bats listening on the comms: " ...What the hell do you mean smell ! Are you drooling ?!"
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Bats: "Wow Jason sure is getting creative trying to get the Joker!"
Jason:
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Just an Idea
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caemidraws · 5 months
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ezaliaaaa · 2 months
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Bald cursed cat alastor
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bloodypartydoll · 15 days
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🍓➿➿🍓➿➿🍓➿➿🍓➿𝙊𝙃, 𝙎𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏, 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙊 𝙎𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙏~
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𝜗𝜚𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐎𝜗𝜚
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wynndigogh · 8 months
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Well...
I'm in love. You all are invited to the wedding. 😆
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stuffeddeer · 8 months
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Dazai didn't mind you playing with his hand. In fact, he kind of liked the attention and care you seemed to be showing him, even if it was just towards one appendage. Light tugging and pushing on fingers, delicately tracing his knuckles and the scars littering the back, and even occasionally lacing your fingers with his for a moment — Dazai was happy to let you do it all. To think hands that have previously participated in such horrid acts could be treated so gently made butterflies erupt in his tummy.
He let you do whatever (having trouble saying no to you) while he wasted time rereading his book. You'd pull his hand to your face sporadically through your time playing with it, so it never caused Dazai any alarm. Sometimes you would inspect it closely, sometimes you'd drag his calloused fingertips along your cheek just to see if the degree of toughness had changed, but his favorite was when you'd press a tiny kiss to his palm. Usually that meant playtime was over — soon you'd drop his hand onto his lap and scurry away. Even knowing it brought about the end of his favorite time with you, the tingly feeling of your lips on his skin lingering long after you'd leave made it worth it. All this to say, Dazai was used to you tugging his hand up towards his face, bringing it closer to your mouth. He had to work overtime to keep his heartbeat steady, certain of what was to come next, when...
"Ow!"
It was hard to catch Dazai off guard. You weren't even trying, you just... Well, you wanted to see what would happen.
"Did you just bite me?" He couldn't help the amused (his coworkers would say smitten) smile on his lips as he turned to look at you.
You turned to him with wide doe eyes, a deer caught in headlights as you seemed unaware you had even done something wrong. Timidly, you press a tiny, chaste kiss to the tip of his middle finger — the same finger you'd gently bitten the top of moments prior.
"Mmh... Sorry, Dazai." Your words were languid, gently squeezing his hand before dropping it out of your hold.
Dazai wanted to pout, to say 'you forgot my kiss' while pointing to his palm, but he was too focused on his middle finger — the tingling of where you kissed him and the warmth of your mouth he'd felt around his fingertip for a fleeting moment. As you shuffled beside him, preparing to stand up, his hand shot out to grip yours.
"Where do you think you're going?"
The smirk on his face told you he wasn't too upset by your impulsive action, breathing out a sigh of relief. "Um, away..?"
A grin spanned across his face as he leaned closer. "Not before my payback, you aren't."
Losing distance, his mouth opened slowly until his head stopped just over your shoulder. "I require penance, you know," he mumbled before biting down onto the soft skin.
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hunterinkoseh · 2 months
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Rathalos + Rathian = Savage love
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catiuskaa · 3 months
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bread bites —bf!jeongin thoughts.
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A/N: the bf!thoughts series is finished! I’m so happy I could finish it. I had so much fun coming up with these lil scenarios. Feel free to check them all out, they’re all linked in my masterlist!
(ps: he’s just ethereally beautiful. Like. I can’t.)
jeongin, who hasn’t realized just yet the little habit that he picked up because of you.
jeongin, who’s known to be quite shy and not too fond of long, dramatic skinship.
jeongin, who falls helplessly in love with you, and sheepishly struggles, not knowing how to show it through actions.
jeongin, who one day was cooking with you an easy pasta recipe for lunch, and feels a dented shape graze his shoulder.
jeongin, who blushes, equally confused and flustered, because, well, you quite literally just bit him.
jeongin, who one day finds himself sheepishly biting your finger when you lovingly —and teasingly— stroke his cheeks like the smol smol baby he is.
jeongin, who goes absolutely bananas the moment he bites your cheek.
jeongin, who can feel you blush in the midst of pecks and kisses he gives you between soft bites.
jeongin, who has to tackle you to the couch as you giggle and squirm in his hold. “Jagi, your breath stinks!” You let out jokingly, faking disgusted sounds as you laugh.
jeongin, who tenderly grazes your soft and plush and so so cute cheekies with his teeth, careful not to bite too hard.
jeongin, who can bluntly start chasing you around the house just to bite your cheek. “C’mon! Don’t you love me, yeobo?!” He’d chant dramatically with loud cackles behind.
jeongin, who engulfes you in a bear hug. “That’s right. Right where I wanted you,” he snickers as he mimics shark-like bites, sound effects included as you giggle and squirm again, not actually trying to escape.
jeongin, who at first struggled to show you love, but now makes sure to let you know gently.
…nom nom nom <3
~Kats, who’s sick with an extreme case of cuteness agression because: nom nom nom.
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oldschoolfrp · 6 months
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"C'mon . . . Baby needs a 16 or better to hit!" RPGs teeter on a balance between narrative and mechanics. (Jennell Jaquays, Dungeoneer 10, Judges Guild, March/April 1979)
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singledigitsalary · 3 months
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Is this counted as cannibalism?
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