#noncanongayestbitchestournament

[xgoldenlatiasx]

COME ON HANAMUSA NATION PULL THROUGH!!! SEAL THOSE LAWYERS WITHIN THE EARTH

DO IT FOR THEM DO IT FOR THEIR WEDDING

#I’ve never been so invested in a tumble tournament #seeing wrightworth of all ships struggling to beat a crack ship is SO FUNNY #pokemon #pokeani #hanamusashipping #delia ketchum #jessie team rocket #team rocket #noncanongayestbitchestournament #my art

[muffinapologist]

Sincerely hope that the reason the rating on our webcomic dropped isn’t because y’all got mad about what I said on a tumblr poll. Because if you flooded someone’s livelihood with negativity because they were rooting for a ship you don’t want to win (which is losing anyway) that would be extremely and stupidly cruel.

And I’d like to have more faith in humanity than that. That you guys wouldn’t sabotage something important over a tumblr poll; especially given that I don’t work on that comic alone so you’d be hurting uninvolved third parties.

Honestly it’s such a ridiculous notion on the face of it that I wouldn’t normally suspect, but the thing is we also got a bump in followers that can’t be attributed to our social media. And the timing lines up too well.

I guess I’m writing this to say that if you did rate bomb us please consider undoing it? I feel it’s really unfair to judge our work because I disagreed with you on tumblr dot com

#hanamusa #wrightworth #noncanongayestbitchestournament #adding the tags so that people hopefully see this

[reaper-the-jellyfish]

Rip the noncanongayestbitchestournament I have no idea what the hell happened but as both a hardcore Ace Attorney and Pokémon fan I am both confused and also sad.

#noncanongayestbitchestournament #ace attorney #pokemon #I guess??? #can someone explain what happened

[twinkpoll]

WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE FANDOM TWINK SHOWDOWN

It’s fandom. We’re obsessed with them. Now it’s time to crown the winner.

Submit your chosen twink to the poll using the form down below! There’s more than half of the places left for a ton of characters. Let’s fill up this bracket and get this show on the road!

SUGGEST-A-TWINK

RULES/INFO

Must be male (cis or trans) OR masc nonbinary. Cross-dressing girls might be accepted if the characters around them don’t know (e.g: Mulan as Ping).

Must be young, or at least appear young. Millennia-old twinks do exist, just look at Legolas.

No IRL people. No, not even Timothee Chalamet. This is for fandom twinks, which means they must be fictional. Bandoms do not count.

Only one extra Genshin Impact character may enter the tournament, because otherwise it’s just a Genshin Impact tournament.

Twunks are accepted.

No botting/spamming. Be fair to everyone’s faves!

Submissions will last for a week, showdowns for 3 days (72 hours).

MAY THE BEST TWINK WIN

Inspired by: @noncanongayestbitchestournament @girlfailure-bracket @thesupremeteachersummit @mfshipbracket @baldguy-fight @eldest-sibling-tournament @sidekick-standoff @blorbopoll​ 

#polls #twink #tournament #showdown #bracket #star wars #lord of the rings #james bond #mulan #marvel #spider-man #resident evil #rise of the guardians #genshin impact #mo dao zu shi #titanic #sandman

[invincibleweasel]

A prediction on how the @noncanongayestbitchestournament final showdown is gonna go down ft. @yamujiburo

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #pokemon #pokemon jessie #team rocket #delia ketchum #hanamusashipping #meme

[thecompetitionshowdowntournament]

THE MOST COMPETITION COMPETITION SHOWDOWN TOURNAMENT!!!!!

(3/1/23)

@meangirlsshowdown VS @hellsite-hungergames @fight-vanilla-extract VS @gotalittletoosilly @noncanongayestbitchestournament VS @qpr-competition @alloacefolkscompetition VS @system-bracket @divorcewars VS @themostpatheticlittleguy @longestanimebracket VS @isthatyouhatsunemiku @epicdivorcemantournament VS @sanriocharacterstournament @mushroom-showdown VS @best-fictional-cat @autismswagsummit VS @angerissuescompeticion

(3/3/23)

@traum-o-rama VS @space-battle-royal @worstcharacterpoll VS @animalcrossingboxingmatch @aroaceswagcompetition VS @the-malewife-ever @eggcrackerbracket VS @transfemswagbracket @powerpolyculeshowdown VS @sopping-wet-beasts-competition @musicotd VS @mad-scientist-showdown @theshipwars VS @l33t-hax0r-tournament @bible-hunger-games VS @asexual-swag-competition @minecraftmobtournament VS @boomerbracket @pathetic-babygirl-showdown VS @stachebracket (edited 3/2/23 to omit people who haven't confirmed :( if you wanna be added dm me!)

(3/5/23)

@mcytblrsexymen VS @flagwars @nicejewishcharactershowdown VS @best-toh-charater-tournament @tragicsibsshowdown VS @battle-of-the-watchers @sapphicmilfcontest VS @chuunibyou-showdown @i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man VS @clash-of-the-wizards @cottagecorelesbianbattle VS @magnificent-mlm-matchup @tanakhsexyman VS @ultimatetumblurinatraumatisedkid @catgirlgames VS @physicallydisabledswagtournament @best-appliance-tournament VS @ocd-swag-tournament @fashiondisastertournament VS @most-stylish-competition

@besttship

SORRY IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE AND THEY DIDN'T GET IN. go check @ultimate-poll-tournament for some different picks

#most competition competition #other comps <3

[found-family-tournament]

Best Found Family Tournament

Submissions are closed.

Give me as much propaganda and images as possible. It gives your fams a higher chance of winning.

Every piece of propaganda and every picture or gif I get. In the submissions and in my asks will be added to the poll post every round.

Please inform me if any of the images or information are wrong. Or if you have a better image that I could use.

If there are any questions or requests of any sort. Askbox.

I try to reblog all the propaganda I get in my reblogs, but if you want to make sure I don't accidentally overlook yours, please tag me.

Inspired by other cool blogs like @bluehairandpronouns-tournament @gender-swag-bracket @bestsiblingstournament @musicalcharactertournament @dead-character-showdown @t4tswagbracket @thegreatbigdetectivepolll @trafficlighttriobracket @thebestcartoontournament @noncanongayestbitchestournament @animatedfightthrowdown @bestcharacterwithfirepowers

Links under the cut

Round 1:

Part 1:

The Runaways (Marvel's Runaways) vs The Knights of Camelot (BBC Merlin)

The Wayward Children (The Wayward Children / Every Heart a Doorway) vs Gekkagumi (A3!)

The Faraway Friends (OMORI) vs The Spring Troupe (A3!)

Bee Happy (Matilda) vs The Night at the Museum Gang (Night at the Museum)

Winter Troupe (A3!) vs Gwendolyn, The Will, Lying Cat and Sophie (Saga (Comic))

Part 2:

The SHIELD Team (Agents of SHIELD) vs Hershel Layton, Luke Triton & Flora Reinhold (Professor Layton Games)

The Band of Boobs (Not Another D&D Podcast) vs Saiki and his friends (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.)

The Third Mates/The Choo Choo Crew (Not Another D&D Podcast) vs The Crystal Gems (Steven Universe)

Team Dark (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Kipo & Wolf (Kipo)

Dethklok (Metalocalypse) vs The Robinsons (Meet the Robinsons)

Part 3:

Interview with the Vampire Vampires (Interview with the Vampire) vs The Forgers (Spy x Family)

The Mechanisms (The Mechanisms) vs The Scooby Gang (Scooby Doo)

Izumi & Sig Curtis & Edward & Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs The Clump (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

The Hamato Clan/Mad Dogz (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rottmnt)) vs Team Victor (Vicious)

The Black Bulls (Black Clover) vs The Leverage Crew (Leverage)

Part 4:

MASH team (M*A*S*H) vs The Behavioural Analysis Unit (Criminal Minds)

Spider Crew (So I'm A Spider So What?) vs The Joestar Group (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

RTDL Quarted (Kirby) vs The Avengers (MCU Fanfiction)

Brave Vesperia (Tales of Vesperia) vs The Animorphs (Animorphs)

The Dolls (The Sandman) vs Team Rocket (Pokémon)

Part 5:

The Love Trio (Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun) vs Maka, Soul, Tsubaki, Black Star, Death the Kid, Crona, Patty, Liz (Soul Eater)

The Gaang (Avatar the Last Airbender) vs Die Wilden Kerle (Die Wilden Kerle)

Alex & Jonas (Oxenfree) vs The Gluttony Crew (The Evillious Chronicles)

Watari & L Lawliet (Death Note) vs The Cat's Whiskers (Paradox Live)

The Rowdy 3 (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency) vs Mae, Greg, Angus & Bea (Night in the Woods)

Part 6:

The Crew of the Serenity (Firefly & Serenity) vs The Crew of the Iris (The Strange Case of Starship Iris)

Lucifam (Lucifer) vs Team Bleck/Bleck Squad (Super Paper Mario)

The Ericson Kids (The Walking Dead Game) vs Accelerator, Last Order, Aiho Yomikawa, Kikyou Yoshikawa & Misaka Worst (A Certain Magical Index)

Squad 312 (the Aurora Cycle series) vs The Fatui Harbingers (Genshin Impact)

13 and the Gang (Doctor Who) vs Franchouchou (Zombie Land Saga)

Part 7:

Dadvid & Momgwen (Camp Camp) vs Bucci Gang/Team Bucciarati (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Akanyatsura (Paradox Live) vs 11s Fam (Doctor Who)

Team Red (Carmen Sandiego) vs The Ghosts (BBC Ghosts)

Firefam (9-1-1) vs Murder Family (Hannibal)

The Golden Deer (Fire Emblem) vs Mikazuki Villa (Magia Record)

Part 8:

NYPD Major Crimes (Prodigal Son) vs Diasomnia Fam (Twisted Wonderland)

Warden Ingo, Akari, Rei & Professor Laventon (Pokemon Legends Arceus) vs New Who Crew (Doctor Who)

Nahida & Scaramouche/Wanderer (Genshin Impact) vs The Circle Kids (Tamora Pierce's Emelan Universe (The Circle of Magic Quartet))

The Shazamily (Shazam!) vs The Clawthorne-Nocedas (The Owl House)

The Losers Club (It) vs The Mondstadt Crew (Genshin Impact)

Part 9:

The Entire Your Turn to Die Cast (Your Turn to Die) vs Funn Funerals & Eric (Wooden Overcoats)

Because You Made Me Smile (or Extended Tenma Household) (Project SEKAI) vs The Aurinko Crime Family (The Penumbra Podcast (Juno Steel))

Silco & Jinx (Arcane) vs The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (& Associates) (GLOW)

Dark Dragon and the Happy Hungry Bunch (Akatsuki no Yona/Yona of the Dawn) vs MSR (The X-Files)

Ash & Pikachu (Pokémon) vs The Thief Gang/House of Orphans (The Thief Lord)

Part 10:

Powder, Vi, Vander, Mylo & Claggor (Arcane) vs Space Runaways (Saga (Comic))

The Victors of District 12 (The Hunger Games) vs The Killjoys (Killjoys)

The St Cassians Chamber Choir (Ride The Cyclone) vs Six of Crows/The Crows (Six of Crows)

The Gangsey (The Raven Cycle) vs Paper Girls (Paper Girls)

The Bad Kids (Dimension 20 - Fantasy High) vs The Drawtectives (Drawtectives (Drawfee))

Part 11:

Team Natsu (Fairy Tail) vs Yutaka, Minoru & Tane (Our Dining Table)

The Scions of the Seventh Dawn (Final Fantasy XIV) vs Neal Caffrey, Peter & Elizabeth Burke & Mozzie (White Collar)

Scoobies (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) vs Sypha Belnades, Trevor Belmont & Alucard (Castlevania)

I.M.P. (Helluva Boss) vs The New Mutants (X-Men Comics)

The Bad Batch (The Bad Batch) vs Leorio, Kurapika, Gon & Killua (Hunter X Hunter)

Part 12:

Date-Sagan Family (AI: The Somnium Files) vs God Kids (Trials of Apollo)

Crew of the Per Aspera (Rolling with Difficulty) vs Reyna Ramirez & Nico Di Angelo (Riordanverse)

The Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death) vs The Crisis Management Team (Tomorrow)

Joel Miller & Ellie Williams (The Last of Us) vs Hotel OJ (Inanimate Insanity)

Wangxian + Junior Quartet (Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/The Untamed) vs Phoenix (MacGyver)

Part 13:

Nightchord25 (Project SEKAI) vs The Wayfarer's Crew (The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet)

Jessica, Aaron & Erica Slaughter (Something Is Killing the Children) vs Color Gang (Animation vs Minecraft/Animator vs Animation)

Sk8 Fam (Sk8 the Infinity) vs The Pilot Program (Misfits and Magic (Dimension 20))

Killing School Trip Survivors (Danganronpa 2) vs Sea Salt Family (Kingdom Hearts)

The Ten Companions of the Dragonmark (How To Train Your Dragon (Books)) vs Cohen-Atwood Family (The OC)

Part 14:

Arya Stark, Gendry Waters, Hot Pie (& Lommy Greenhands & Jaqen H'Gar) (A Song of Ice & Fire/Game of Thrones) vs Old World Group (Everworld)

Lightning Thief Trio (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) vs California Bureau of Investigation (The Mentalist)

Adora, Glimmer & Bow (She-Ra) vs Disaster Trio/The Clone Wars Trio (Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008))

Kim Dokja's Company (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint) vs 13 Flame Chasers (Honkai Impact 3rd)

Ren Amamiya, Futaba Sakura & Sojiro Sakura (Persona 5) vs Batfam (Batman Media (Wayne Family Adventures))

Part 15:

The Soul Squad (The Good Place) vs The Paladins of Voltron (Voltron: Legendary Defenders)

Inheritance Gang (Eragon/the Inheritance Cycle) vs Strawhat Pirates (One Piece)

10's Crew (Doctor Who) vs Clementine & Lee Everett (The Walking Dead Game)

Wendy, Soos, Stanford, Stanley, Dipper, Mabel & Waddles (Gravity Falls) vs The Local Group (Rain World)

Five Eccentrics/Five Oddballs (Ensemble Stars) vs The Luminary, Erik, Serena, Veronica, Sylvando, Jade, Rab & Hendrik (Dragon Quest XI)

Part 16:

The Meta Knights (Kirby) vs The Queens from the Musical Six (Six)

Shroud Bros (Twisted Wonderland) vs Natsume's Protection Squad (Natsume's Book of Friends)

The Long Island Vampires & Guillermo (What We Do In The Shadows) vs The Octotrio (Twisted Wonderland)

The Lupin Gang (Lupin III) vs The Fellowship of the Ring (Lord of the Rings)

The Gang (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) vs Regina Mills, Emma Swan & Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time)

Part 17:

Torchwood Team (Torchwood) vs MANKAI Company (A3!)

Julie and the Phantoms (Julie and the Phantoms) vs Yeo Joon, Kim So-Bin & Nam Soo-Hyun (At a Distance Spring is Green)

Second Nonary Game Group (Zero Escape: 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors) vs Chosen Siblings (Pokespe/Pokemon Adventures)

The Seven Birds/IPRE/Starblaster Crew (The Adventure Zone: Balance) vs Boys from the Dwarf (Red Dwarf)

The Tiny Giant Duo (The BFG) vs The Greendale 7/The Study Group (Community)

#tumblr polls #poll #polls #tournament poll #found family #found family tournament 2023 #tumblr tournament #tournament

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

#the cringefail lgbt rep poll hasn’t even happened yet but I saw the competition #and klance lost to samfrodo in the gayest non canon poll so that’s a respectable loss #voltron #polls #tumblr polls #klance #lance mcclain #THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME #the amount of tags of people saying the vote against Voltron out of spite is sooo funny #FLOP SHOW OF ALL TIME #I have to think it is hilarious in order to COPE #blorbo poll

[tournament-winners-tournament]

Hanamusa (@\noncanongayestbitchestournament and @thecrackshipawards )

vs

Jellie (@thecatfight2023)

#Tournament-winners-tournament #tournament #polls #tournament² poll #pokemon #hanamusashipping #jellie the cat

[peak-zuko-tournament]

Zuko Tournament

You've seen Avatar The Last Airbender (or maybe you haven't, but if that's the case-- why? get to it), I've seen Avatar The Last Airbender, and I think we can all agree that Zuko has many Forms, many Styles, many Moments (TM).

The ultimate question is: which one of these is peak Zuko? That's the very question this tournament is here to answer! Which Zuko will prevail? that is up to you

I'm currently compiling various Zuko moments, but it's a big show-- I can't do it all on my own. Please submit your favorite Zuko moments in the google form, or in my ask box. I'll try to include as many Zukos as I can in the bracket-- the more the merrier!

Propaganda is also highly encouraged-- please advocate for your fave Zuko moments! You can submit propaganda to my ask box, tag me, or use the tag "peak zuko propaganda"

This is my first time running a tournament, so please let me know if I missed anything

Here comes the time for tagging other tournaments in order to get mine out there:

@flagwars

@sleepsmackdown

@redcharacterbracket

@bisexual-protagonist-competiton

@morally-grey-tournament

@noncanongayestbitchestournament

@ultimate-poll-tournament

@tragicsibsshowdown

@failgirl-tournament

@patheticmenscuffle

@blorbopoll

@thesaddestgaycompetition

@competition-list

Nominations will close Tuesday, March 20, at 6 pm EST

polls will likely begin on wednesday

#avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #prince zuko #tournament #atla tournament #peak zuko tournament #atla #fire lord zuko

[jewishfoodshowdown]

Welcome to the Jewish Food Showdown!!!

Hello, good people of Tumblr! I (Glitter, she/her) was inspired to make a bracket to decide which Jewish food is the best.

Inspired by: @transfemswagbracket @bisexual-monarch-tournament @tanakhsexywoman @tanakhsexyman @blondbitchbeatdown @besttship @sapphicshipshowdown @noncanongayestbitchestournament

Any food from any time period and any culture goes, but know that I will only choose 32 out of all of them.

Propaganda welcome!

Submit food here: https://forms.gle/sZh2uC5P8yhrqxH77

Submissions close March 14! Good luck!

#Jewish food #Jewish food showdown #polls #jumblr #jewish #food #Brackets #bracket #bagels #bagel #jew

[best-magnus-archives-character]

Welcome to yet another character competition!

Warning: There will probably be spoilers!!

Bracket/Masterpost can be found here

The Plan:

There will be 3 brackets. One for main characters, one for minor characters with major impact - or "minor character with main vibes" - and one for minor characters. The separation of the second and third lists into 2 came from some people raising the concern that certain characters (such as Mike Crew, for example) would be too strong compared to most of the other minor characters. So instead of the original 2 bracket plan, I decided to do 3! We'll start with the Main Characters

Tags:

#bestmagcharacter - important poll news + the polls

#bestmagcharacterpoll - exclusively the main polls

#tmaroundN - N being the round number, this will be added to each round, so for example round 1 polls will be tagged tmaround1

#daily reblog - since the polls will last a week, i will try to reblog them once a day. this tag is for anyone who would rather only see the first post, feel free to blacklist this!

#revival poll - more information here

#bonus poll - bonus 24h polls i'll run while we wait for the week long polls to end. it's just silly unimportant stuff

#housekeeping poll - literally just me running some polls to figure out some details

#tma polls - all polls, main bracket or not

#other polls - sharing other people's polls, most likely because there's a tma character in it

#fanart reblog - what it says on the tin! i like to reblog tma fanart to this blog

#statement asks - all the asks

#statement of mod - mostly me talking to myself

more tags will be added if needed!

Main Character Bracket, Semifinals is ongoing

List of contestants can be found here!

This tournament was inspired by multiple character polls, such as @best-kirby-character-tournament, @best-bot-tournament-2023, @character-of-all-time, @best-green-character, @ultimatemalewifepoll, @noncanongayestbitchestournament, @justsomeguypoll, @archivistsandlibrarians but especially @themagnustournament and me finally finishing the podcast and having a lot of emotions to process.

#bestmagcharacter #the magnus archives #tma #tma polls #tournament #competition #brackets #poll blog #poll tournament

[ultimate-poll-tournament]

current submitted blogs part 2:

- ? is for when a url looks like it should work but doesn't

- ! is for when the polls haven't started yet (in need of submissions)

- ^ is for when the polls are over

- (no) is for when the poll submission is not a poll and will not be included

@ocd-character-polls

@nonhumancrushcontest !

@bisexual-monarch-tournament ^

@fictionalpresidentelection

@gotalittletoosilly

your mom (no)

@thecompetitionshowdowntournament (oh no i'm not as creative as i thought, sorry dude) !

@weirdgirlshowdown

@noncanongayestbitchestournament !

@two-of-them-tournament

Nagito Komaeda (no)

@werecreatureshowdown !

@thenumber1superacheenthusiest !

@losersbracketofficial

@womenfearmecomputerswantme !

@graveyard-gambit-tournament

@catpeople-tournament-2023

@classic-lit-couples-showdown !

@ultimatehistorical

@the-gothic-games

#the submitted

[d20unfuckability]

apologies in advance for the essay i am about to put in your ask box

non canon gayest bitches tournament was a bracket of non canonical gay ships. the finalists were phoenix and miles from ace attorney and jesse and ash's mom from pokemon. the person running the poll was very open about the fact that they were rooting for ace attorney ship and hated the pokemon ship (from here on referred to as yaoi and yuri because those are too long to type every time). they at one point explicitly said that they pretty much only ran the tournament so yaoi could win, and repeatedly claimed they were bending the rules to even let yuri in (this was always followed by the rules, which yuri followed all of). they got really mad that yaoi was losing because they didnt realize how big the yuri fanbase was (specifically one blog- i forget her url but it was run by kiana mai). i dont think yaoi was even losing when they called it i think it was just a tie or close to one and they were mad it wasnt an absolute sweep. they posted a meltdown that i should be able to find and @ you in after i send this.

where i come in is one innocuous ask. its funny you say "yaoi shouldnt have been allowed in because theyre basically canon" because that is essentially what i said (AS A JOKE) and it made them VERY mad. they went on a whole rant about how this tournament is for gay ships that are basically canon not crackships like yuri. before i sent this ask their url was noncanongayestbitchestournament (first of all get a shorter url). after i sent this ask they got so mad that they changed it to gayestnoncanonbitchestournament to take the focus away from the non canon part. anyways this has been the saga of one of the funnier tumblr meltdowns i have witnessed.

Holy shit that's fucking hilarious.

I get being emotionally invested, I really do- it's a lot of work, and while it's a labor of love, the time investment strengthens the emotional one.

But god damn it's Not That Deep. I hope, wherever they are, they've gone and touched some grass.

[twinkpoll]

I think there were spam accounts involved in the ncgb poll tbh. Not the admins fault obviously like what are you gonna do lmao but I straight up don’t think that result is legit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It would make sense. Like that's very much a niche ship. I literally didn't know it even existed, let alone had propaganda that strong. Not that I'm posting this to make drama, I am benignly curious and surprised.

@noncanongayestbitchestournament what say you?

#other brackets

[ankhisms]

listen to me i am speaking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. you will go to noncanongayestbitchestournament on tumblr dot com and you will vote for ankh and eiji. if they lose the poll you will be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day