#oh my no1 love.....

[flovverworks]

five yrs in forgotten valley would help akira tremendously

#stardust speaking ! #'with what' i dont know #the farming game love is simply intense rn my heart aches for pixels forming trees and cows and turnips #also cuz mollys scene where she returned from a wedding of a former 'coworker' T_T not feeling like she belonged in the city #them more or less laughing at her when she spoke about her current job #oh my no1 love..... #matthew who feels like he isnt getting better & is frustrated about it #that nami scene where she admits she did intend to leave but she got hungry and wanted lou's cooking so she forgot about that & went back #premhyk akira is very.....lost to me T_T very kind and gentle but very. going along w the flow? #thinks of those lines about how they now can look at ppl at vincent & gilbert properly #while in the past they wouldve looked away & avoided them #also the line i always mention but akira taking comfort in the convo about burnt bread and jam and olive oil #lumina who plays perfectly but thats the issue because she just plays the notes. she isnt plyng like shes having fun #lumina who felt like she should become like her mother but also knows thats not what romana wants at all #luminas line about how practice feels like watching paint dry LMAAOOO I ADOREEEE her shes so. silly. so great #idk if ive ever said it here but forgetmenot valley has always been my favorite town. probably nostalgia factor but #i plyd hmds a tremendous amount LOL said i wouldnt marry muffy since i Always went for her in awl #so i went thro flora lumina nami.....rly like flora still i think shes cute #i miss leia too #also i read some of the engagement scenes and i rlyyyy like matthews and namis................(i like celias 9heart event a lot too LOL #i think shes cute #i should watch them too but i dont wanna yet ill do it some other time #also the gordy scene where he visits ur farm GOD the mc is SO cute T_T?!?!? the way they play w their dog ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! #thinking about flowerworks too......although i might be flawed but arent we all...... #every step you took toughened the world.... #god i Have been thinking about flowerworks lately but i havent listened cuz just thinking about the lyrics makes me tear up LOLT_T #akira and their wizards......1.5..........

[httpiastri]

the prettiest boy 🫶

#he really said “oh did you forget about me? you think i’m not your no1 anymore just because liam is back?” #pls paul my love i could never forget about you #those eyes!!!!! god ive never seen eyes prettier than these #i do quite enjoy my current pfp but… wouldn’t these fit into my theme….. #he already is in my like header pic though so i guess that’s enough 🤭 #paul aron #f1 #f2 #f3 #formula 3 #formula three #prema #credits to f1nianca on tiktok <3 #favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘

[toxictranny]

10 + 31 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

10. i mean … there are people who’d rather be dead than poor … and with them dead we can redistribute that wealth a lil … just sayin … (yes)

31. i have auditory processing disorder so music doesn’t do the grounding thing for me. i’m not very good at liking music tbh for example i enjoy meg and the front bottoms equally.

#it’s horrible. i also love drake and kendrick and ashniko and rico and princess nokia and young ma and yung gravy and bbno$ #but also roc anf lily allen and mika and tame impala hollywood undead and a touch of p!atd obviously. honestly this is the end of my list. #these r artists i know at least 2 full songs by other than tht i like random individual songs #n*cki was my no1 for like 15 years but im mad at her rn…. #i cant talk about it .ksjfkfkg #ok i’ll answer the rest nowwskdkdkd #oh btw … #hi :3 #???

[merevide]

spotify link + johnny cash mug i got today

#i don’t post stuff like this usually bc it’s like no1 cares this isn’t insta. but johnny cash mug…. #probably gonna become a decorative mug bc it contains lead 🔥 didn’t even say so on the packaging u just flip the mug upside down and then #boom yeah. lead notice. probably a safe amount. plus idk what idk really drink out of it anyways i thought it looked like a cool mug #watch me forget and still drink fucking. dr pepper from it #also hand reveal. more like wrist reveal bc the mug covers my hand. yeah #full wrist reveal coming never probably. sorryyy #my text #johnny cash #oh yeah. hurt covered by johnny cash. love. i kinda wanted to flex the mug #Spotify

[gurorori]

ihate this country so much ut makes me wanna puke it's literaly the last thing j wanna b associatedwith in life i hate the government i hate the people i hate everyone & eveyrtgin rpund me i hope everythin' burns down to the ground i hope it's gone off the face of the planet

#oh but i can't even escape cuz when we jus' started wantin' 2 immigrate we wer a literal child & then a teen. #now dat we r sum kinda adult we still can't cause really no1 wud like 2 have us purely cuz of our passport an' it's cute how our actual #heritage doesn' matter. nawt 2 da ppl arnd us nawt 2 any1 else. it's cute how in the internet's eyes we're all da same. i love livin' with #the guilt even if it's nawt my guilt 2 carry. while our russian side of da family happily cheers on the military news on tv everyday. #i hate we wer born this way. i don' wanna b half this half dat i don' wanna b anythin' at all i jus' wanna die so badly. #i don' belong anywhere an' either side wld fuckin' kill me. the russjans been tryin' anyway. i don' feel at home or at peace anywhere #vent

[badcountryofficial]

sometimes u turn 24 and realize you've built so much of urself around the idea of receiving validation and attention from others and ur left with this self that barely makes sense when u take it all away. i'm ok i'm just like wogh. the self is confushing!!!!!!!!!! anyway this is mainly just cos it looks cool lol

#having a lil crisis #like i turned 24 and next to no1 noticed #a few years ago that would have made me suicidal but this year it's like aw that's kind of a bummer lol #and then i found myself going 'oh maybe if i do xyz then cool people would notice me' #and then i was like. that's weird and inauthentic? why would i do that? just for attention? #and now instead of 'uhhh YEAH duh' i'm like that doesn't feel very. uh. self-respecting #like yeah you COULD be fake for attention but that's weird. respect yourself. #just an interesting change to see in myself #now that i have someone by my side who respects me and thinks i'm beautiful and cool and fun just as i AM #i don't have to pretend like i've been doing for years #so that's good because then being HERE with my parents has me kind of in that frozen mental state #protecting myself yk #i don't WANNA be frozen and dissociated all the time !!!!!! but idk how to wake up out of it #anyway here's a cool drawing i made #again mainly if bf sees this: i am FINE my love<3 #just found myself wanting to do stuff for attention and cringed because i was like 'that's not ME tho..' #and that's a new rxn for me idk #anyway feeling a lil outside myself but it's all good #look at that bartholomew #i digress #barfolomew #is that his tag???

[dante-mightdie]

perv simon thought. he gets the girl and freaks out her dad when he goes over to meet the family. hes stone cold, blunt, talks about horrific things hes done, pervs at his girl (like with her mates). takes it as a challenge to be her no1 man

god I love him I need him carnally

c/w: simon has no sense of boundaries, groping, slight daddy kink, mentions of violence and murder

you had warned your parents that simon was a bit of an odd guy so they prepared themselves. clearly not enough, they think when they see this actual killing machine walk in behind you, fingers interlocked with his as he presses himself up against your back

refuses to shake either of your parents hands and doesn’t let go of your hand when you give them a hug. your parents give each other a side glance when simon casually pulls you down to sit on his thigh, his arm loosely wrapped around your stomach to keep you still

your father tries to give him the “can you protect my little girl?” talk and you start boasting about how your new man is a soldier! and you’re parents are like ‘oh, tell us more!’ in a friendly, intrigued way. to which simon responds with,

“I’ll kill anyone who prevents me getting home to her sooner. anyone.” in the bluntest tone you’ve ever heard. to your parents horror, you blush and kiss his cheek over that creepy skull balaclava he wears

you ramble on to your parents about how good simon is to you, how well he takes care of you and he makes you oh so happy. all the while, his hand is resting on the inside of your thigh, casually massaging the flesh there with a small smile hidden behind his mask

your parents leave you both alone for a while to cook dinner and whisper in hushed tones about this beast that’s currently feeling up their daughter in the other room. your soft giggles are very poorly hidden when simon slips a hand up your sundress, slapping it away when you notice your parents coming back

this sick, little freak will make some off-handed comment to your father about how you call him daddy too. family or not, no man will stand in between simon and his lovie

#mw2 #cod mw2 #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost simon riley #simon riley x you #simon ghost x reader #ghost call of duty #perv!simon

[flovverworks]

guy who looks a bit sad whenever they see wizard of oz

#stardust speaking ! #every once in a while i think about the wizards names. and i always end up thinking about that halloween event #where akira ends up directly explaining snow white (but also seeing a apple that 'makes u sleep' and going um guys in my world.......is so #funny to me. #(its cuz the twins names are snow & white #plotting w me but its me telling u which wizard akira is gonna end up comparing u too #<-THIS IS A JOKE #sorry ive had more i wanted to say but i read the intro to ch19 in alchemy stars and soroz said that when navi was happy as a kid #he did a headstand...and demanded soroz did one too AND IMMMMMM SO FOND OF THHEEEEEMMMM seeing navi #talk to soroz again makes me so emotional augh i love alchstar story tbh im so sad it wont last forever #no1 game of lines that lives in my head(they are my highest decree. can you write me a poem. you have to wake up-dont watch until the end #so. i lost all my akira thoughts #everyday im like tbh gran is my funniest & more work-able muse and then i spend the entire time im awake thinking about akira #also im so often like oh i should rb a meme but then i rmbr i have to Find a meme and i just. dont. x_x #eventually............

[thir10th]

Dating Emily Prentiss - Headcanons

some of these are nsfw

-She is the softest girlfriend ever

-always seems so strong, so badass, but she has the softest spot for you, you make her heart melt, and she never fights it back

-suuuuuuper posessive, gets jealous easily

-one time during a case, one of the local cops started flirting with you. Emily was fuming, pulling you close to her, her hands on your waist, putting your hair behind your ear, she had done it all, but this guy was just not getting it. Once the case was closed, he was about to ask you out for a drink, when Emily heard it, she run to where you were (still speechless) and kissed your lips, it was a explicit kiss, her hands on your waist possessively, a deep, passionate and romantic kiss, taking you by surprise. The guy was flabbergasted to say the least. "hey baby, ready to go?" she asks when she pulls apart. She looks at you, still out of words, and then to the guy, his mouth still opened in awe. "oh, sorry, you were saying?" he doesn't bother you anymore

-she loves having you over at her place because it's like sharing her intimacy with you, and she is a SUCKER for any kind of intimacy

-seeing you sitting around her place, walking around her kitchen messing around, cooking, listening to music and dancing, you on her couch, hanging your bras on the bathroom, randomly finding a sock or a pair of lost underwear after a night together... she loves having you around so much that you have your own drawer at her place after only 3 months of dating.

-another form of intimacy that she loves is when you wear her clothes. Hell. She loves it. She's feral for it. She always insists you look better on them anyway. She will wear it after because it smells like you, the scent calms her down, so she buries her nose into it every once in a while.

-physical touch is her no1 love language, in the sense that she will take any chance she gets to touch you. Her hand on your thigh. Will hold yours under the table every time. She caresses your shoulder, your arm. Will hold your hand on the plane during landing. When you go back after a case on the jet she'll have you laying on her, full on hugging sometimes, your back laying on her chest, she will play with strands of your hair, tickle your forearm... anything she can, she will touch

-she loves showing you off, always refers to you as "my girlfriend". "i'm gonna call my girlfriend" "i need to ask my girlfriend first" "Sure! I'll call my girlfriend to ask her if she wants to come" ...

-WILL tease the team, specially Morgan as he instists on making comments about your relationship (he never means wrong, he's not fetizishing you, it's just what he knows) "Prentiss, you and pretty girl had a good night?" "damn well we did" / "hey Prentiss any reason why you're both wearing turtle necks today? (she uncovers her neck, showing off the purple marks you had left) don't worry, you should see how i left her"

-at the beginning it would embarrass you a lot, now you've learned to enjoy it, and you even join in sometimes "Hey Prentiss, got a whip? (he says holding the leather attire to her body) You bet she does" Em loves it when you tease too.

-she definitely praises you in different languages, specially Italian because you love it (yes i'm projecting, so what, Italian is sexier than French, i said what i said)

-she's a huuuge nerd, so you bet movie marathons are a thing. She'll also keep asking you to pay attention if she has already seen it "Baby look! Look, this is the best part!" "I'm looking Em, I promise I'm looking"

-Chocolate, red wine and cherries are her 3 faves. You once got a perfume that smelled like cherries and she loved it so much she spent hours with her nose buried in your neck

-After several months of dating, you suggested to go on a little weekend trip. She was reluctant at first, but you convinced her as soon as you showed her the big jacuzzi at the hotel. She loved it so much and you had such a great time, that you started going on them every time you had a free weekend

-She has a tattoo on her ribs, right next to her boob. It was a stupid decision she made when she was 16, she instantly regretted it, hated it, and had always thought about getting it removed, until you started dating. You loved it, constantly reminding her how sexy it looked, kissed all the way around it, it made her feel so confident about it that she even started liking it, although it kind of looked like shit.

-She's not controlling at all, but she is over protective. She will murder whoever dares to touch you. (You know that scene when Spencer bends a guy's arm when he touches Tara? something like that)

-She loooooves giving you hickeys, but obviously they can't be visible, so she marks you all around. Your boobs, your thighs, your waist...

-She's a top, but she likes experimenting and will let you (and enjoy it just as much) take the lead whenever you feel like it.

-Has a whole folder on her phone for pictures of you with Sergio, most of them candid that you don't even know about

-loves showers and baths together, any time you go for a shower you can be sure she's joining you inside. You always say how inconvenient it is, but she always goes "we need to save water, honey"

-into astrology but will never admit it (she literally recognises constellations HELLO?!)

-You love her nose so much. She's always been kind of self conscious about it, but you reassured her every time, kissing it, praising her, you always told her how perfect it was for eating pussy, and that convinced her. Or maybe it was your moans after the tip of her nose brushed against your clit when she ate you out. You're not sure.

-Before she met you, she hadn't come out to her mom, nether had taken any partner home, when you started dating she told you about it, you insisted that it didn't matter, she had to do it when she was ready, if she ever was. It only took her 6 months to tell her and introduce you both.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

A/N: might do a part two in some time because there are SO MANY omg she's the cutest (like and reblog <3 )

#criminal minds x reader #emily prentiss #emily prentiss imagine #emily prentiss lesbian #lesbian #lesbian pride #wlw #wlw fanfic #wlw smut #emily prentiss hcs #emily prentiss headcanons #headcanon #Emily Prentiss x reader

[viv-weylin]

If fear and hunger guys had tumblr:

💰 veteran-funger Follow

Hey! Did you know the dungeons of Fear and Hunger have treasure in them! For the low price of 50 gold, I'll sell you a treasure map. Dm me on discord thanks.

🗡 cumhara Follow

@celeste-on-hiatus I'll be back in a few weeks! Love you!

🍇 celeste-on-hiatus Follow

What.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

I fucking hate le'garde. He keeps on having holy crusades for "Alll-mer" or something. MY WIFE AND CHILD DIED. I hate him so much. I want him dead. Sorry for the vent. It's been a tough week. I am going to track him down and kill him with my bare hands.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Le'garde isn't that bad. Calm down, the crusades had a purpose. Stop being parasocial about a guy you don't even know? Sorry about your wife but you gotta get over it. You're a full grown man.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

I added "Le'garde apologists" to my DNI, leave me alone freak. Go and kiss Le'garde's ass somewhere else.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

I will! You know, they say Le'garde is in the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger?! Yeah. I'm going there. Fuck you. I'll save his ass and send you pics of us together.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

Hey guys I'll be at the dungeons of fear and hunger for a bit.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

Hey do you guys like my dog?

💀 old-night Follow

That ain't a dog. It has twice the amount of eyes??

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

Her name is moonless <3

🗡 cumhara Follow

@celeste-on-hiatus how do we feel about another kid?

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

On the way to save my cutesy bf! Wish me luck!

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Found some people in a cave.. gonna talk to them. Maybe they'd like to hear about alll-mer. I don't think they've left this cave before :)!

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Um.. they did not like alll-mer. In other words, a blue haired guy and a small girl saved me! Wish us luck. And yes guys, i do love legarde. Idk what "comphet" is? Sorry. Is that an old god? I read about that in a book.

🌚 rher Follow

Comphet is an old god, yeah. He's the old god of denial.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Oh thanks!

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Today I almost died as a sacrifice. Though, I stopped it because I had a vision. Apparently something inside the dungeons of Fear and Hunger is waiting for me. I'll update my blog as I continue on.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

I hear screaming. Dogs barking and a man crying. I'm reading.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Something broke through the wall. I'm reading. Lots of information to bring back.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Can't get fucking quiet in this dungeon. Gonna have to leave this library and find a new one. People are so inconsiderate sometimes.

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

Day one dungeons of fear and hunger. They gave me rotten flesh as food. Not befitting for a man such as I.

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

Day two, dungeons of fear and hunger. They chained me up and this rather large man has been watching me. Help?

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

I hear footsteps. Maybe someone's coming to save me!

⚔️ legarde ✅️✅️ Follow

I think the guard died.

🏹 legarde-hater Follow

I lived bitch.

🗡 cumhara Follow

Well I left the dungeons. No treasure but I got a kid I guess.

♟️ enki-ankarian Follow

Still reading.

🔮 nosramus-blogs Follow

Still reading.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

How to do necromancy

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Why doesn't he love me

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

What is a "lesbian"

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Why do i like when i see girls kissing

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Le'garde is dead.

🛡 legarde-no1-fan Follow

Leaving dungeons now. I didn't save le'garde but i found out i was a lesbian.

#fear and hunger #enki #enki ankarian #cahara #nosramus #le'garde #d'arce #ragnvaldr

[g-xix]

🔞Eating Out Headcanons | Beta Squad

Niko -This man's stubble would graze your thighs and have your flesh BURNING with each step and rub of your thighs the next day -Long ass fingers always working where his mouth isn't, ensuring that he hits every spot imaginable -I think he's a bit of a tease asw- gets you to the edge before pulling away with a sick grin right before you get a release -Bro's nose is so attractive in a weird way, and I feel like it'd nudge against your clit whilst his tongue works which would have knots forming in your stomach and make your head SPIN

George -Ohmyfucking GOD he's so fine and im SICK of ppl not noticing this -My tall lanky, rings n glasses wearing bf frfr -Has you sat on his face OFC -Loves all that pressure and the feeling of your thighs squeezing the fucking life out of his head as though you're tryna crush it -Just like Niko, his beard leaves your inner thighs feeling RAAWWW the next day the way he's so enthusiastic w eating you out -Sloppy with it too, mixes his spit n ur arousal all the same, making such sinfully pornographic noises that'll have your goofy lil head SPINNING at the mere thought of it -And when you've come undone all over his tongue and his arms are the only thing keeping your body upright? -He looks up at you with blown out pupils and a devious grin, glistening lips from your arousal looking so ungodlily corrupted you consider pushing his head back between your thighs again

Chunkz -It's so weird but I just CANNAE imagine Chunkz acc giving head 😭 -100% more receiver than giver vibes -And he's handsy with it, yk? Hand on the back of your head, running through your hair and getting through all those knots before wrapping his hand around the base of your skull and guiding your movements on his cock

AJ Shabeel -AJE AJE AJE! My no1 bf is an absolute DEMON when it comes to head  -It's like he's genuinely racing to have you cum - lapping up and sucking on your clit with no mercy, literally sending you barrelling towards orgasm -And my word he doesn't even stop after that. -Will litr lick your cum back off your thighs and pussy and have you an overstimulated, shaking MESS as he does it -And then has the NERVE to ask to go for another round?  -Such a little cretin, loves looking up with that smirk and seeing how much of an uncontrollably moaning wreck you are when he's using his mouth

King Kenny -I feel like bro would try a MAD position with it... Like, have your back resting against the bed frame of smth - but he's holding you up by your thighs so that you're literally suspended in air? -Leaves hickeys on your thighs bc he just loves the look of them against your skin n knowing that only he can see them... -I just KNOW he's got a long tongue too, like, he's hitting spots that have you legs shaking so that you're literally convulsing in his arms, eyes rolling to the back of your head as you barrel towards that orgasm -And I just know he'd be an aftercare king, esp after putting you through a HARD orgasm

Sharkyyyy -Oh my God of course he'd have Frank Ocean playing in the background and blue or purple or red coloured lights whilst he's giving head -Has you lying back in bed and is soooo intimate-romantic with it... -Like, he's pressing kisses onto your thighs and gently caressing n massaging your quads n muscles... -Sounds sooo dumb cocky when he's giving head too, bc he'll go from sucking your clit and licking you up to asking "That good, yeah?" and "You gonna be loud for me?" - those dumb littel questions that have you whining and being somehow even louder when he's got his head between your thighs

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[circeius-invidioso]

What I love about the forgotten legions in 40k is that you can construct some wild theories and there is no one to stop you. Games workshop doesn't care but we do.

But my personal concern is.

The lore says unknown, but I am not satisfied with that response.

So today we will attemp to get inside Malcador's head and answer one of the Imperium's best kept secrets.

The facts we have so far

BUT WAIT.

The plot thickens because if we take it as fact that the geneseed was stolen from another legion we have to guess who is the father?

But fear not we have more evidence as to guess who might be.

1) All of the Grey Knights are sorcerers and pretty powerful ones at that.

2) One of the first hand picked, finger pointed, wholeheartedly selected Grey Knights was a Night Lord.

3) They are smug, walking talking warp magic nukes. They have that wap. Wild ass potential.

Also I am not joking. The Emperor saw that Night Lord and I guess was impressed by his human skin collection and agreed for him to join.

Malcador too. But at this point we all can agree Malcy Malc boy was a thief. Bad choices is his strongest suit.

SO.

👏🏻

Dad Theory No1

THE FATHER MIGHT BE. (empasis on might but it would be really funny if it was the truth)

Same same. But now a different picture. From a better angle.

The Crimson King is their dad.

Yes I am serious.

My limited research leads me to believe Magnus was the one... used for his geneseed by Malcador to create the loyalist version of nucler houdinis.

And you know what would make this theory even funnier if it was true.

Oh yes. Or oh no. Its the same at this point.

If the Grey Knights are indeed just a bunch of Thousand Sons but painted chrome and artificially orphaned.

That bastard Malcador.

He created 1000 sons and did not even have the decency to tell them who their dad was.

1000 men left out in the cold. With no place to call home.

1000 Sons -

1000 SONS PEOPLE THE GREY KNIGHTS ARE 1000 IN TOTAL. THATS THE FINAL CLUE WE NEEDED.

THEY ARE THE SONS OF MAGNUS BUT IN KNIGHT COSPLAY.

THIS IS CANON NOW.

MALCADOR STOLE MAGNUS SEED (THAT SOUNDS WRONG). AND MADE THE GREY KNIGHTS.

AND NOT ONLY THAT RUBRIC HAPPENED AND SINCE THOSE DUDES DON'T KNOW WHO THEIR DAD IS THEY PROBABLY WOKE UP ONE DAY +10 IN ALL THEIR STATS AND COULD NOT EXPLAIN WHY

Case closed

This is canon now

What will games workshop do?

Refute it?

#warhammer #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #wh40k #grey knights #warhammer 30k #warhammer theory #thousand sons #magnus the red #malcador the sigillite #is a thief #shitpost #games workshop #black library

[stafyliaa]

"hey~"

Earth 42! Miles x Flirty!Reader (gender neutral)

cw: Headcanons,Miles being embarrassed,miles call you amor <3,use of y/n too,a little cringe pick up lines 😬!!little mentions of tall!reader (it isn't necessarily tall reader it's just a mention),kabedonnn and white tee song

HEYY GUYSS DO YOU LIKE FLIRTING? Well here it is,headcanons of flirting with our "bad boy" (I'm joking) Miles G. Morales!

i mention tall!reader cause!!

♡ You love your boyfriend Miles!

♡ He knows that and he love you too!

♡ And sometimes he wonders if your love language is flirting with him

♡ Cause you know

♡ In relationships it's normal that sometimes there is a little flirting and all

♡ BUT YOU

♡ YOU FLIRT WITH HIM ALL THE TIME

♡ it's just..so random

♡ when you least expect

♡ BOOM! You made pick up line

- oh my god amor (love) are you okay?

-Ouch..i think i scrapped my knee,falling for u 😼

He is clearly annoyed and to piss him of more you do that flirt face while probably in your head its playing "treat me like white tee"

- (Y/N) seriously? That audio from Tik Tok was the best you could do?

- Come on i know you like it and please help me out here it hurts-

♡ And the worst part some of them are really cringe or either cute..or hot

- Hey Miles! - you said walking beside him - tie your shoes..

You point to his shoes,he looks at it

-but it is tied- you put your hand on his chin making him look at you as you said

- I don't want my baby falling for anyone else 😏😉😉😏

♡ ...

♡ He can't really decide if he's embarrassed or annoyed.. but you want to see him SUPER EMBARRASSED?

♡ IF YOU ARE TALL

♡ IF YOU ARE TALLER THAN HIM OMG HIS KNEES ARE WEAK FOR YOU

♡ but of course if you are shorter than him he will love either way

♡ but if you kabedon him being shorter he will think its funny LMAO

♡ no hate to the short people!! being funny is attractive 😉😉😉

♡ have you ever saw a kabedon?

♡ like that one below 👇

♡ he will go insane if you do that with your leg btw

Miles is leaning against the wall of his room and that gave you an idea

Being the little devil you are,you decided to mess with him

you approached him and threw your leg on the wall making him startle slightly:

- Amor? - he asks confused

You put your hands on his chin and said:

- Hey~

- what the fuck (y/n)

♡ he's is clearly embarrassed LMAO

♡ but even so he can't help but smirk

♡ He loves you even tho you embarrass him <3

Thank you for reading!! 🩷

#miles 42 #miles 42 x reader #atsv #atsv x reader #flirty #flirty!reader #miles x y/n #prowler miles #miles morales prowler #fanfic #earth 42 miles morales x reader #Spotify

[ranboothesillyartist]

So uhm I created my first TADC au

StarBunny

Jax design:

I'm going to explain some things so no1 will get confused

A big part of the characters get hungry, can sleep, can get hurt n other things that a living being do. Moon, Sun n Caine are the only ones that don't get hungry

The Moon considers Jax her "son". I dunno how to explain this..

Caine, moon n sun are the only ones who can understand what's Jax saying

Text: red: gangle, orange: raghata, purple: kinger, pink: zooble, Caine: u'll know bc I'll show u n Jax... I don't want to give u spoilers

A very dark night Jax feel's bad n goes outside to crie, he always hide his bad feelings in front of the others.

He sits near the lake, the moon see him crying n asks:

Why are you crying darling?

Jax doesn't answer so the moon sits next to him

Do you feel bad from so many years that you're stuck here?

Jax nods

Well It's probably worse for others,you are being very mean to others...

...

I'm sorry darling but that's the truth... You need to stop that

...

I know that there's a good bunny inside you..!

She touches his face (invisible nose lol)

I think that I can change it!

Jax falls asleep

The next morning Jax wake up n feels a bit different, he can't talk, he starts panicking!

Calm down! I did this so you can possibly change! So you can't be mean

(Moon says)

Now Jax can only communicate w... jingles??? What is happening to this story creator???? (I don't fucking know..!)

*JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE????* (WHY??? COULDN'T U JUST CHANGE ME BUT NOT TAKING AWAY MY VOICE????)

... Well I wanted to try something different.!

* jingle jingle..* ( u're weird..)

Well now you're my little star!

*jingle* ( k lol I have to accept that)

You can go now, bye!

Now Jax go sneak peek the others but oh raghata saw him n oh gangle too!

Jax: *JINGLE* (OH FUC-)

Jax starts running trying to scape from raghata, gangle n now zooble, kinger.. ( Pomni is having another panic attack )

Jax comes across a dead end hallway, now he's cornered! SHIT- he thinks then he looks at the others w a horrified face

We will not hurt you!

Hey can we be friends?

Hey lil fella don't be afraid! I can't hurt you!

Jax feels... Loved? Happy?? I dunno it's a mix of feelings teehee:33

You look like a star! *Hugs Jax*

Well looks like there's a new friend here!

*Chuckles*

Well uhm Jax takes advantage of them thinking he's a new character n enjoy the moment but then Caine shows up n notice him

Caine: Wait! I don't remember having a new member! Let me see... Wait... THAT'S JAX???

WHAT?! HOW?? everyone screamed

Caine: Jax, who did this?

*Jingle jingle..* (the moon..)

Caine: What? The moon can do that?!

*Jingle jingle?* (as I see yes?)

Caine: I'll have a little conversation with her!

Everyone is surprised, they didn't know that was Jax

Oh! You changed! Pff!

But he still looks like a star.. a cute star..

AAAAAA

Uhm pfff well you look cute! *chuckles* (ngl..)

Jax feels a bit uncomfortable.. but he already did a lot of other bad things so he deserves it. Zooble makes fun of him n the others like to hug him bc he's very soft n so cute, they can't be mad at him he's just so cute!

N I'm done for now! that's the story, I want to people give me ideas of what to draw em doing, like.. Jax sleeping w the moon?? Dunno..

#artists on tumblr #art #my art #fanart #my artwork #my au #tadc fanart #caine tadc #tadc #jax tadc #ragatha tadc #tadc art #tadc caine #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc au #tadc stuff #the amazing digital circus #jax #jax fanart #jax the rabbit #tdac jax #tadc moon #tadc gangle #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #StarBunny tadc au #StarBunny au #StarBunny tadc #StarBunny

[adrianasunderworld]

Okay so I'm sorry for word vomiting here but I've got this AU that I've been developing in my head for the past few weeks. I call it my Disney Crossover/House of Mouse/When I say everyone loves Yuu, I’m talking about the entire Disney animated multiverse AU.

(I’m going to be referring to Yuu as she/her because of my own pronouns)

Basically, Yuu ends up working at the House of Mouse every night for extra money because Crowley sucks. She travels through a magic mirror in Ramshackle. Everyone there loves her: the (human and animal) adults think of her as their daughter, the animals love her (she’s not a beast tamer for nothing), the kids constantly want to hang out with her and even the villains have a soft spot for her (mainly because she treats them like normal people and not as villains. She’s super kind and sweet to them even when they try to scare her). Somehow, they realise that they don’t really know who she is or how she got there or anything so they ask her about it and she’s like “it’s a long story I don’t want to explain the whole thing.”

So due to either Disney Magic™ or one of Professor Von Drake’s inventions, the entire Disney theatrical animated universe watch everything that’s happened to Yuu so far in Twisted Wonderland. So obviously this would lead to lots of questions and everything but that’s not what I want to talk about. Oh no. What I’m getting to is this:

Ship Wars.

Everyone sees how Yuu has got each and every boy at NRC wrapped around her little finger and she’s literally so dense and oblivious to how positively smitten and whipped they are for her so they play a little matchmaking. Obviously The Great Seven™ would want Yuu to get with their own Twisted versions. It was unprecedented. Normally every villain knows not to get on the bad side of the Mistress of all Evil but the second she’s like “she’s my future granddaughter, my Malleus has been courting him the day they met” WWIII breaks out.

The Heroes™ are at first like “why villains though?” before realising that the boys would rather chop off a limb before they would ever think about letting Yuu get anywhere near harm and they’re like “so for their wedding, I’m thinking…” Because what’s the biggest bragging right than having the beloved Yuu getting with someone that’s based on your story.

Listen, because I have ideas™ of villains trying to get their kid (yes, they see the boys as their kids, sue them) with Yuu and the heroes being like “Are you married? No. Move over.” Simba and Nala helping Leona with ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight 2.0’ whilst Scar and the hyenas scheme in the shadows (the hyenas love Ruggie by the way. He’s an honorary member of the cackle), Aladdin and Jasmine hardcore shipping Kalim with Yuu (Aladdin to the other princes “they rode on a magic carpet and had an elephant parade. Perfect first date material right there.”) whilst JamilYuu shippers Jafar and Iago seethe, Alice may not know much about relationships but she’s got an imagination, an older sister and sees how invested the White Rabbit, card soldiers and the Queen and King of Hearts are with RiddleYuu so she’s going to help. The Dwarves hate Vil. Snow White loves everyone. She just wants Yuu to be happy. Lovable himbo tries to get Idia and Yuu together but Meg just rolls her eyes and Hades yells at him for ruining his plans. Ariel and Eric see Azul, a mer who’s fallen in love with a human and they’re like “our time has come. Sebastian, get your voice ready.” and Ursula’s like “that might be the one good idea you two have ever had”. Maleficent has been MalleYuu Shipper No1 from the start (a title that Lilia had to give up to her after a one minute stare down). She already has a room prepared for the prefect for when she visits the Valley of Thorns. Aurora, Phillip and the three good fairies think that Malleus is a sweet boy and are rooting for him.

Of course, there will be ship wars.

And don’t get me started on the battles that the villainous henchmen/sidekicks get with each other. If I have motivation, I might write something for this AU but I have a bunch of headcanons and scenarios for it. Also, Yuu is an honorary Disney Princess. She gets to sit with them at their table and has a personal invite to visit their castles whenever she wants so that they can have some girl time together. (Mulan and Merida mainly want to teach her how to use weapons and are 100000% ready to hunt down any of the boys that try to mess with her).

Listen, I love everything about this. House of Mouse was one one my favorite cartoons as a kid so i'm all on board for this. (It is an affront that the series is not on Disney+, but at least its on Youtube.)

Mickey tapping on the glass of the Ramshackle mirror: Hey, hey kid. Wanna work at my club?

All i'm thinking of is the episode where Max has a date with Roxanne and everyone swears not to embarrass him, and then proceeds to embarrass with their well intentioned attempts to make it perfect. Like dedicated Sebastian's Kiss the girl performance and setting up a Lady and Tramp style meal for them. That, but with the NRC boy of the week.

Miss Yuu: I'm going to be bringing my friend Azul this Friday. When he heard about the club he was interested to check it out for ideas for his lounge.

The entire cast of the little mermaid:

There is not a speck of chill in that establishment. Sebastian's going to perform Kiss the Girl. Ariel and Eric get the bright idea to invite them to sit with them like a double date. Ursula and batting the other villains from interfering with a stick. It's a mess.

Rinse and repeat every other week with a different student.

Imagine Hades trying to teach Idia how to be a quick smooth talker to get Yuu to go out with him and its just failing miserably. Or Yuu just glaring at the Magic Mirror in the lobby.

Or ladies night at the House of Mouse, and all the princesses insist Yuu sit them and enjoy the show, and Minnie assures her she can take a break for a while. Then upon Clarabells suggestion in the episode, they do a bachelor auction, Only the Bachalors are Vil, Malleus, Leona and whoever else they could rope into it. Only all the princesses are bidding on their favorites and then giving the date to Yuu.

And like you said, everyone sort of adopts Yuu in their own way. But Goofy especially is going full dad mode for Yuu. Just comes to her defense at any moment like he does with Max and its very sweet.

#twisted wonderland #miss yuu #the house of mouse

[betasquadx]

oh my living lord.

did you see filly in the new trailer

fuck me. (literally screaming)🎀🤭

my man's be looking a bit too fine lately

AND I LOVE THE WAY HE ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY WHENEVER HES WITH PEOPLE THAT HE APPRECIATES (like chunkz) ITS SO CUTE 😝😝😝

no bc i swr filly is so so underrated

like don’t get me wrong people do love him but this man especially lately?!

he’s been looking WAYY too leng.

omg in that trailer too help me stop

THE PUPPY THING IS SO TRUE TOO OMG LIKE AWH

HES SUCH A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PLEASE

no bc you know who else is mad underrated despite being loved too?

CHUNKZ.

I’m such such a huge fan of “The Chunkz & Filly Show” podcast, like its my favourite podcast ever,

but I swr Chunkz every ep, that man be looking FINEE LIKE DAMN.

also since we’re on the subject of Chunkz ofc he gets love online but the hate this man gets is actually horrendous.

people be hating on him for js existing let the man live, no1 you do not know him personally and no2 things can be taken out of context especially on podcasts.

leave him be the poor guys already going on a break and that snapchat story he posted actually broke me

because although I don’t know him he genuinely seems like such a kind hearted person and did NOTHING WRONG.

anyways sorry for the rant it was a filly rant but turned into chunkz, byebye xoxo

#beta squad #niko omilana #chunkz #filly #yung filly