One piece men reacting to you telling them.
"-You make my heart feel warm"
Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, kid, killer, buggy, crocodile, corazon, shanks, ace, sabo, mihawk, smoker, Katakuri
A/N: Thought I should probably throw in some fluff a lil bit of crack.
I made Sabo a lil french man ❤️
C/W: fluff, Swearing, mentions of heart attacks, mentions of telling ppm to kts.
Luffy:
"Are you having a heart attack?"
Zoro:
"me?" Staring at you with disbelief.
"No Zoro the fucking wall... yes you!"
Growls and pouts at you being an ass but will pull you into his lap.
"You make my heart feel warm too~"
"What was that Zoro?"
"NOTHING I UHH TOLD YOU TO KILL YOURSELF!"
Sanji:
What are you gonna say at my funeral now that you've killed me.
"A loving partner and a strong fighter, Sanji will br forever missed"
Sanji
2004- 2023
Death by nose bleed/s
Kid:
"Yeah well your a shit."
Your sad cause you was just tryna be a cutie
Dw I got you come to me *licks lips deviously*
As your walking away all sad Kid yanks your arm so your sitting on his lap.
"I guess you make my heart feel things too, but dont go letting that get to your head!"
Killer:
"Oh cool didn't know I could do that"
He's not dumb he's just being a dickhead on purpose to get a reaction out of you.
Buggy:
"I do? I- uhhh I mean OF COURSE I DO I AM THE GREAT MPPH-"
Shut this man up with a massive smooch or a fist to the face your choice.
Crocodile:
"Is that so darling~"
His calloused fingers motion for you to come forward.
Walking towards him as he sits at his desk he pulls your hand into his brining it to his lips.
"Your so cute doll, one day im going to put a ring on this finger make you mine- make your heart only warm for me~"
Mihawk:
"Ok"
Corazon:
Grabs your wrist kissing it while smiling before twirling you and dipping yoy in his embrace
"Mm you make me heart bloom like the flowers in a thousand springs my love~"
You where ready to ravish the man right there if he didn't trip sending the two of you crashing to the floor..
Ace:
"Say on god"
Sabo:
"You flatter me Mademoiselle, my heart warms at your affection as well"
Shanks:
"Thats kinda gay"
Smoker:
"Oh thats nice umm you make my heart feel... umm..."
*proceeds to walk away out of sheer embarrassment*
Katakuri:
"Are you /srs or /j"
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Sleeping next to.. Buggy-Shanks-Mihawk-Ace-Sabo-Doflamingo
Like the last post I made but with random characters
Buggy-
-Will twist and turn, bite, kick, punch, drool, yell, snore at that order.
-plays with your hair before he falls asleep, but yanks it once he does ( not on purpose )
-he snores loudly
Shanks-
-twist and turns, drools and snores like a middle aged dad.
-cuddles you but drools on your head, and snores RIGHT by your ear.
-gets up to use the restroom 6828293738228 times a night and he is SO loud about it
Mihawk-
-snores but just a bit.
-sleeps like a vampire.
-terrifying once you wake up, accidentally punches him because you thought he was an intruder.
-he forgave you
Ace-
-he is just like buggy and shanks not even kidding.
-because of his devil fruit it gets SO hot in the bed like it’s a sauna
-and you and him get so sweaty
-he cuddles you and DOESNT let go, so you can image how that goes 💀
Sabo-
-he twist and turns and somehow manage to sleep upside down.
-cuddles you at first then he falls off the bed.
-sleep talks about how amazing Luffy and dragon is.
-sleep walks.
-one time you woke up in the morning and found in sleeping on the kitchen counter
Doflamingo-
-he is SO much worse than Buggy and Shanks, it’s his violent nature.
-he sleep talks about his dead brother and argues with his dead brother in his sleep.
-has nightmares, and when he does he falls off the bed and blames it on you for taking up the bed space.
-he thinks he is too good for you to sleep next to him so you got nothing to worry about
Hope you enjoyed and made your day just a bit better! >< have a wonderful day/night
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Saw someone do this for 9-1-1 and I wanted to do it for One Piece! So here's One Piece characters as
Troubled Birds!!
Luffy
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Zoro (the crows nest)
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Usopp and/or Luffy
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Chopper
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Nami and/or Law
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Robin and/or Franky
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Nami and/or Law talking to Luffy
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Literally any of the One Piece antagonists fighting Luffy and seeing how fucking stupid he is and then getting beaten by him and/or antagonists seeing the StrawHats bicker in battle.
(feel free to add on to this!)
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One Piece characters as tweets I found stupidly funny Part 1
Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Law, Kid, Bartolomeo, Ace, Sabo, Shanks
A/N: shit posting is my superhero
C/W: swearing, idk like general shit post stuff,
Luffy: you'd be amazed at how many times i've fucked around without finding a single thing out
Zoro: sunscreen smells so good i be lathering that shit all up on my nuts
Sanji: when the parmesan wont come out of the container so u have to spank its little ass
Usopp: This is the worst video I've ever watched. I'm going to kill myself now thank you
Nami: My husband finally confessed to me that he's depressed and thinking about ending it all because he thinks I'd be better off without him.
I always thought he was strong and reliable, and seeing this weak side of him is making me think he's probably right.
Robin: why do they call it horseplay ive never seen horses play. they're always just standing there like they saw someone get shot
Law: noise cancelling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to die
Kid: something about saying
"your honor"
dont sit right w me... send me to jail. i aint dickriding you
Bartolomeo: thank god my anal itching was hemorrhoids
Sabo: walking downhill is so embarrassing like ooo look at me doing a little trot like a stupid fucking horse i'd rather be dead
Shanks: not liking my posts is like seeing me lying in the street covered in blood and you just keep walking
Ace: MY DAD GOT ME THIS YEARS AGO, I think it was a ploy so l'd choose him in the divorce
@zorosleftmantit101 2023
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thinking about how law only had the “death” tattoos on ONE hand during sabaody but has them BOTH tattooed by marine ford.
he was like, “yk what, one isn’t enough, gotta have BOTH my hands say ‘DEATH’”
he went. back. to whoever the hell his tattoo artist is & got the SAME DAMN THING AGAIN
he’s such a nerd i hate him.
jk i love him he’s my baby he’s just a weirdo. ♡︎
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