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zorosleftmantit101 · 1 month

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I have never fucking laughed as loud as I just did reading that, like I actually felt my spine collapse and my kidney explode from how much I was cackling.

"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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Recreation of how I feel after edging all my WIP's

Me: "Hmm whats this? A 3K long smut fic of a character I was hyperfixated on that only lacking an ending, well we cant have than now can we" (Closes word doc) (Opens new word Doc) Me:"Imagine one WIP hell imagine 44" Word doc: "No please we where so close to being finished so you could post us on Tumblr" Me: "Shut it slut, time to write..." (Looking at camera with smoolering chad face) Me: "Another Eniemes to lovers angst to fluff to smut" Word Doc: "Nonono not again you have like 18 other uncompleted works with the exact same idea"

Me: "Shh its gonna be ok im litterly him”

Word Doc: “FOR FUCK SAKE”

@zorosleftmantit101 2024

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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☆TAV DRAWINGS ☆

My rendition of @teaffrogy’s Tav!

Read this post for more info on requests

#zorosleftmantit #baldurs gate tav #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate gale #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate oc #baldurs gate wyll #baldurs gate karlach #baldurs gate shadowheart #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #tav #free art #art #artists on tumblr

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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Sneaky lil repost

☆ DRAWING TAVS ☆

Hello lovelys

I’m Drawing peoples Baldurs gate 3 characters/Tavs

You don’t have to be followed and their completely free

Send ask or DM with a photo of them!

I’m no Picasso but I’m not horrible,

@zorosleftmantit101 2024

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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☆ DRAWING TAVS ☆

Hello lovelys

I’m Drawing peoples Baldurs gate 3 characters/Tavs

You don’t have to be followed and their completely free

Send ask or DM with a photo of them!

I’m no Picasso but I’m not horrible,

@zorosleftmantit101 2024

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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Hey google how do I deep throat an image

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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Heyo, it’s 🦈 anon here

I just wanted to inform you, that in your new GN!Reader (afab) x Eustass Kid — Moth to a flame, as the title is I think — there’s a small mistake. I mean, personally I think that this story was written good and has a surprising plot, positively surprising plot

Now I don’t wanna be rude or such, I thought I might just help a bit, cuz you see, I managed to catch something in the text;

While mid-reading the OS I noticed that in one phrase, Kid, when he thought/said out loud mentioned ‘she’ and ‘her’ instead of ‘they’, ‘them’ referring to Y/N

Sorry for suddenly popping out with that, but it’s kinda silly to see she/her pronouns in GN!reader insert :>

Hope ya’ can look at it, have a nice day/night!

Oml yes thankyou for bringing this to my attention im so used to writing fem reader that its just out of habbit ill get around to editing it soon!

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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What if I told yall I'm a little bit of a procastinater *winks*

#zorosleftmantit #one piece

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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As a fellow member of your discord server, I would like to strangle you affectionately.

~ Horny Jail Warden

*getting strangled* "Wow inflation has been going up alot recently" -(dirty talk)

#one piece #zorosleftmantit

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zorosleftmantit101 · 2 months

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zoro get fingered *looks at my fingers with malicious intent*

Looking at your fingers, also with maliciouse intent

"noooo dont finger me" (Lieing)

insert chad face

insert litterly mewing

insert alpha

#zorosleftmantit #one piece

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zorosleftmantit101 · 3 months

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You have got to be one of the funniest beings alive. Perfect humor. BARK BARRKK (rizz)

My panties evaporated and i came on the spot. Also i am in love with you now 😡 #praisekink

#zorosleftmantit #one piece #one piece x reader

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zorosleftmantit101 · 3 months

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Bro wtf im alive!!

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ONE PIECE MEN

As shit from the groupchat

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C/W: swearing, NSFW, mentions of suicide, general shit post stuff.

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Robin, Franky, Brook, Chopper, Usopp, Ace, Sabo, buggy, Shanks, Crocodile, Doflomingo

NOTE: Schools back and its been super fucking busy + plus im hyperfixated on bulders gate and game of thrones rn

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Luffy: My balls dropped insted

Zoro: Peburty

Zoro: How tf do u spell iy

Zoro: Pubesraty

Zoro: Pubes

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Sanji: Valentines more like. Suicide

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Buggy: Ur so wacky

Shanks: *wanking

Shanks: 109 mph dick slaming in and out of this dirty half full starbucks cup i stole from a homeless crack addict (im imagining its ur tight boy pussy asshole)

Buggy: Shanks.

Buggy: Stop.

Shanks: Erm no!

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Franky: Teachers should NOT say nice things to me (i have a praise kink and daddy issues)

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Nami: Bro i gotta shit so bad

Usopp: THEN SHIT BRO

Nami: Im in the car

Usopp: Oh

Usopp: THEN SHIT AT SCHOOL

Nami: I am NOT shitting at school

Usopp: PUSSY

Nami: this was all a trick girls dont shit

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Brook: Im so excited to drink today im actually shaking #slotmachines

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Luffy: Happy Monday!

Chopper: It is NOT Monday my guy

Luffy: ... the shotgun is in my mouth

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Franky: Bc l've got another day off

Franky: Should I come visit

Robin: YES

Franky: Hmmm

Franky: If I get bored I'll ride up

Robin: Then ill ride u up

Franky: What time u guys got recess and lunch

Robin: Get u preggo

Franky: SHIT

Franky: ILL BE THERE

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Kid: just punch the customer

Law: nah I need that shit to traumatise them, I need the customer to be rude to me and I start levitating in the air while chanting and blood pouring out my eyes

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Kid: When parents let their kids order and its like "what's that fetus, your learning to speak!! Yeah well spell trombone, didn't think so faggot"

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Ace: U stick ur dick in ur bum and get urself pregnant

Ace: 2024 lets make it happen

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Sabo: "Emo!" So close! I'm actually wearing the skin of your mother

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Doflamingo: OK BUDDY DEGRADE ME MORE IM THIS CLOSE TO EXPLODING IN MY PANTS

Crocodile: MOTHERFUCKER WHAT

Crocodile: YOU DIRTY CUNT

Crocodile: WAIT

Crocodile: NO

Crocodile: YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

Doflamingo: NGHH (reverse psychologyed your ass)

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Sanji: Ouchieeeeeeeeeeee my back hurtsss urghhhhh i wish their was a big sexy latina to sit on my face, only to make the pain go away of course

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Nami: Guys i close the store in half an hour and im boooooredde i already finished cleaning wveryhringggg

Robin: Okok pro tip

Robin: Do u have pens?

Robin: Hand sanitizer

Robin: And paper towel

Nami: Im gonna just finger myself

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Franky: That was my son 3 years ago before the incident...

Brook: Was the incident me whipping the nae nae! YOLO cash money dab on them fortniters

Franky: No

Franky: Big Foot stepped on my unborn baby

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Law: If i die i wanna be reborn as an electric chair

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Killer: Cheaters are dick beaters - Shakespeare probably

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Sanji: You are quite literally the most cutest girl I've ever seen

Luffy: Bro my dick actully smells so fuckimg bad, it never smells bad do i have aids

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zorosleftmantit101 · 3 months

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hoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoyhoy

i'm going to string your cheese. 😀

String my cheese buddy, i want you to 😡

#zorosleftmantit

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zorosleftmantit101 · 3 months

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Hey I’m super late seeing your one piece Discord post but are you still accepting new people?

YEAH I AM, https://discord.gg/fxxd8M2r

I have no idea how long this link will last but feel free to join and chat!

#zorosleftmantit #one piece

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zorosleftmantit101 · 5 months

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hey, for your one piece fanfic discord server, the links are broken and the one on the masterlist doesn't work either, could you update it so ppl could join? I really want to join!!!

YEAH THE LINK KEEPS EXPIRING IDK HOW TO MANE A PERMANENT ONE https://discord.gg/jswDtvZJ THIS ONE HERE SHOULD LAST AROUND 4 DAYS

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zorosleftmantit101 · 5 months

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hi! Are you taking Tokyo revengers Fluff requests? Thank you!

YESS ILL TAKE ANY AN ALL TOKYO REV REQS

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zorosleftmantit101 · 5 months

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Tomorrow im gonna grind out some writing send me tokyo revengers smut requests pretty please 🙏

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