#or that he tried but couldn't find him before being yeeted back

[pocketramblr]

Ask game where izuku time travel and somehows saves hawks which leads for massive hero worship of him

1- izuku is yeeted backwards through time and crashes outside the shanty Tomie and Keigo lived in. Tomie hides and, curious, Keigo peaks outside to see a darkly costumed hero in a torn cape and cowl sparking lightning and spasming bits of darkness. he thinks that is very cool but also probably dangerous, ready to fly off.

Izuku, who looks around and has no idea where he is, sees the shack and heads closer to try and see if anyone is there and can tell him where he is

2- Tomie freaks and grabs Keigo to run, but Izuku is able to pretty easily catch up and pull out his hero license, apologizing for the scare and getting halfway through asking where he is when he stops because either Hawks has a secret lovechild that Shoto and Fumikage are going to go crazy about, or, this kid is just Hawks. which means he's time traveled. And he knows exactly what's going to go down, how the commission botches the war arc, leading him directly to the runnaway arc he was in the middle of- not to mention Keigo is like, six years old right now and looks just like all the other small kids Izuku's helped before.

3- Izuku is like "Hey, actually, can i like, buy you some food? or we can go to a safehouse? from your villain husband/father that i know about?" and that spooks Tomie enough that she tells Keigo to fly away as fast as he can, but he comes back in under a minute to help her, only to see Izuku letting her go back inside the house, and muttering to himself about how to help them.

He could try to hunt down All Might, but he doesn't know if his number is the same this far back, or the ramifications of dealing with time, or if Gran Torino will believe him, or if his teacher has even started at UA at this point, and Keigo lands and says he sounds like he knows a lot of heroes.

Danger Sense didn't warn Izuku and he's startled, but nods, saying the problem is a lot of them don't know him yet.

4- Izuku thinks about it for a while with the vestiges as he takes Keigo into town and brings food back to the home for dinner, figuring out what he should do because none of them know what to do about time travel. Eventually, he decides to take Third's advice- he doesn't know any heroes that will believe him or can risk causing a paradox with, but he does know a hero he can blackmail whose life choices he probably can't make any worse.

To say that Endeavor is surprised when some stranger waving a hero license in the air and carrying two civilians with his quirk lands in his front yard is an understatement.

5- Izuku gets Enji to talk with him in his office while he shoves Tomie and Keigo at Rei and the three todokids, telling him everything- that he's from the future, that he can prove it with a lot of information that he really shouldn't have and a very legit license from the future, and that if Izuku is about right about when he time traveled, Rei is very recently pregnant with Shoto so Enji better get it together before Touya tries to kill the infant threatening to replace him as central piece in the mini eugenics experiment he decided to run. He tells him off for caring about the ranking system more than the reason heroes exist, warns him that he should probably see if he can stop the commission from training the kid they currently are training to be their super illegal and immoral assassin before she snaps and kills the president, and then decides 'oh what the hell, predictions of death have been great motivators in mine and All Might's experience!' and tells Enji that unless he wants to be killed by a quirk affected Shoto minutes after killing Touya, he'll prevent that future by changing things right now.

Izuku leaves the office with a stunned Enji and announces that Endeavor oh so kindly offered to make sure that Tomie and Keigo have safe housing and food. He ruffles Keigo's hair, tells him that he should be proud of working so hard to improve his quirk so quickly that he's practically faster than Izuku, who was so bad with his quirk originally that it was out of control and broke his own bones, recommends Touya look into Sheild Industries for support tech, waves at a shy Fuyumi, and then slips the kids a phone number for absolute emergencies with the passcode 'one for all' written on it. Then he leaves.

Keigo watches him go and announces that he must be the greatest hero ever, and Keigo is going to be just like him one day.

Touya takes offense since obviously Endeavor is the greatest hero and then Touya will be. Keigo looks at the still stunned Enji, then back at the very cool multi quirk silhouette, and decides that Touya's tastes cannot be trusted.

+1- Several years later, Endeavor watches the sports festival and pulls out his phone, calling Touya and only saying "no" because he knows that Touya is also watching and seeing the bone breaking kid who looks just like the hero from ages ago. Touya protests that he didn't want the kid for internships anyway, just thought he must be that old heroe's son. Enji goes 'nah, it's him, before he time traveled' and does not elaborate even as Touya asks if he's joking. Keigo is already filing the paperwork for the internship, and says he already knew that, because Izuku muttered a lot- but he's not going to let him vanish without a word this time! not to mention, his agency is going to be the one to make the first official merch that Keigo has been dying to collect for over a decade now. Touya questions Keigo's tastes, and Izuku ends up picking another agency.

#v possible time traveling izuku killed afo off screen in the past #or that he tried but couldn't find him before being yeeted back #or that he ceased to exist as a result of changing history who knows! #keigo does end up getting that first official piece of merch tho #it goes next to all his little homemade ones #anon #pocket talks to people #ask game

[harleehazbinfics]

for cannibal!reader how about when she found catalastor (a.k.a. cursed cat alastor) and she gave it so much attention to the point alastor was annoyed and jealous he isn't the centre of attention😂 thought it was funny and a cute idea

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"(y/n) where the fuck did you get that?" Husk asks you mildly hissing at the cat in your arms.

It was the cutest little thing you had ever seen. He was colored red with black tips, funny looking eyes and a sickly grin that reminded you of a certain someone. It was of course, non-other than Alastor himself, the little feline even donned a little monocle of his own.

"Him? I was out in town for a while buying some meat and this little guy followed me all the way here. I just couldn't leave him by himself!" you exclaim hugging him tightly. You peppered the cat kisses which he, surprisingly, accepted with a loud purr.

Alastor's eye twitching your display of affection for the cat. Despite being in his image, he disliked the intimacy you had for the cat. You just met the damn thing for only 20 minutes and you've grown attached to it.

He begins to regret asking you to go to town for him.

Seeing you play with the cat on the carpet while it snuggled closer and closer to your face with a contented look on its face made him pull his ears back in displeasure.

Alastor thought that the cat would go back where it came from after a day, however, he underestimated how much the two of you had bonded. Wherever you went, the vicious little thing would follow you and hiss at anybody that tried to get close, feeling territorial over you.

It didn't help that after serving Alastor his meals, you'd also feed the cat with food similar to his. You played with it a lot. You took it on walks. Hell, you even gave it a bath! And it didn't even try scratch you once!

The following days made Alastor irritated, his ears always pulled backward when you walked beside him with a cat on your shoulder. With a tantalizing smirk at Alastor, the cat nudges you, asking for your attention. Alastor narrows his eyes then finally pulling the cat away from you by pinching the back of its neck, then flings it off at the distance then closing the distance between you.

"Ah!" you yelp initially worried for the cat, but blush heavily when you feel Alastor's body nudging yours.

The little thing comes scuttling back on his tiny legs now armed with a knife which you cooed at. However, Alastor made his shadow pick it up and cage him.

"It seems you forgot the memo, but I dislike sharing," Alastor announces, hair flaring out, "Go find something else to latch on to, understood?"

The cat huffs and gives one final hiss at Alastor before scampering back to the hotel finding other (evil) things to do.

You glimpse at Alastor wide eyed mouth pursed before rolling your lips, "Sooo, were you jealous of--"

"Do you want me to shut that mouth for you? Now take my hand, we have much to do today."

"Yes, Sir!" 💕

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@bonnie-02, @marxo5, @whaatttlaufey, @froggybich, @rybunnie, @midorichoco

(art: alastor commits yeet on cat)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin charlie #hazbin vaggie #alastor x reader #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #cursed cat alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Au where Danny, at the age of 16 starts getting massive boosts to his powers and can no longer fully control them. This wouldn't be too much of an issue, after all his powers gave him a lot of trouble when they were first coming in so he could handle a round two, right? Wrong.

Not only was suddenly developing an actual sirens song that come with the lesser power of hypnotic suggestion essentially laced into his voice causing problems, he also has force fields popping up around him, ice climbing up walls and let's not mention what he accidentally did to Ember when he failed to control the strength of his ecto-blast. Ow.

But no one was prepared for his wail.

He didn't mean to. He swears he didn't. Not that it meant much to...nevermind. He told himself not to think about it. His parents weren't the only ones with amazing tech and engineering talent. Sam made the mistake of telling Tucker about that little fact and he was so mad he demanded Danny learn full techno-babel and the ghost had hated every minute. It was useful now.

The contraption covered the lower half of his face and part of his neck, the large shining silver expertly welded into that of a mask.

It didn't matter what he did. No amount of pulling, hitting or wailing/ would remove the mask. It was even designed to absorb the power of the wail before he could be allowed to release it. The only real drawback was that he couldn't speak anymore.

He needed to go into the zone and find someone to teach him to control his new influx of power, but as soon as he zipped through the portal in the lab he crashed into someone.

Looking up he saw Clockwork smiling down at him. Danny tried to chipperly call out to him as he usually would, only to be brutally reminded of the reason he was here.

"Theres no need to speak." The time deity said with that same smug air he always had, "I'll take you where you need to go." This apparently meant he was going to just rip the symbol off of Phantoms chest and slap a domino mask on his face before yeeting him through a portal directly onto a meeting room table where a bunch of superheros were casually chatting.

Danny took no issue with the superheros now pointing all manner of weapons at him but was more interested in how amazingly sturdy this table was. 10/10 would recommend. After a while of them asking questions he did some mimeing and discovered these guys were kinda bad a charades.

It was only when a guy dressed as a bat pulled a pen and some paper out of his utility belt that Phantom could properly communicate with them. He explained his situation and how he needed help. He did not expect to be placed in a program for super teens like himself. It was cool.

Much, much later, when he and the others were celebrating finally being able to remove the mask once and for all he caught his reflection staring back at him from the microwave.

He ran off to the bathroom in tears, followed soon after by Nightwing. Danny, through tears, explained to him that a spirits appearance is affected by thier personality and the things they had done. Thier bodies were a true reflection of who they were, with thier body shape, skin tone, eye color, ect all having deeper/symbolic meaning. "Fangs are no different" he told his mentor.

"Fangs are the mark of a killer. I really am a monster." Danny had accidentally killed his own parents with his wail.

Nightwing had one heck of a time calming Danny down after that.

#fanfiction prompts #prompts #dp x dc #danny fenton #danny phantom #justice league #young justice #nightwing #light angst #angst lite #major character death

[jungle-angel]

The One With The Inspection Sticker (Miles Miller x Reader)

Summary: You've always been eager to please each other in the bedroom, but after you're feeling a little sore one day, Miles decides it's his turn to help you

Tagging: @floydsmuse @attapullman @sebsxphia

Warnings: SMUT! As always any minors will be yeeted from the blog

Miles had always been observant and quick to see things that others didn't notice right away. Of course it came with being the son of a rancher and one himself, but today he couldn't help but notice the little hobble in your step when you got off your mare and led her into the stables.

"Sweetpea, you alright?" he asked, removing the bridle on his stallion.

"I'm sore," you winced. "I think I've been in the saddle too long....ow!"

Miles hurried over to you and helped you stand up. "Here," he said. "Come back into the house and we'll have it looked at."

You followed Miles into the house, the both of you stripping off your Carhartt jackets and hanging them on the hooks. Miles gently led you up to your shared bedroom, guiding you up the stairs and helping you lay down in the bed you shared.

"Stupid saddle," you muttered, wincing again from the pain.

"Could be the saddle," Miles said. "But remember, it wasn't that long ago that Jesse was born. Momma says that you can have pain in the downstairs region for up to a month and a half sometimes if you're not careful."

"Can you....." you said, blushing a little. "Um........maybe look?"

You watched your husband's face go bright red, the adam's apple in his throat bobbing a little as he swallowed and tried to fight off a cheeky little grin. "You want me to look?" he asked.

You nodded.

The blushy grin that crawled across Miles's face was enough to drive you nuts. "Alright sweetpea," he said. "You get your jeans off and I'll have a look."

You stripped off your jeans and your underwear after Miles had disappeared to thoroughly scrub his hands in the bathroom. He came back a moment later, carefully covering your legs with the thinnest sheet he could find in the linen closet and grabbing a little flashlight from the dresser drawer.

"Alright sweetpea, lets see what's going on down there," he said.

Very gently he drew your legs up and pushed the sheet to just above your knees. He pressed the button on the end of the flashlight, the beam of bright light illuminating your pussy in its glow. "Oh yikes!" Miles exclaimed. Your pussy was so swollen and puffy that it had caught him completely off guard, reddened around the edges and unbelievably sensitive to the touch.

"Is it bad?" you asked.

"You're definitely swollen," Miles answered. "But you're gonna be just fine. You wait right here sweetheart, I'm gonna go and get some ice for you."

He kissed your lips before he disappeared and returned again with a washcloth full of ice cubes from the freezer. Very carefully he placed it against your bare pussy which had caused you to yelp. "Shhh, sweetpea it's ok," Miles assured you, kissing your exposed calf.

When the ice had melted and the swelling in your puss had gone down, you were thoroughly relaxed. "Feeling any better?" Miles asked you.

"Much better," you said.

Miles leaned up and pressed another kiss to your lips. "Mind if I make sure?" he purred. "If you're a good girl for me, I'll give you a sticker later."

You hummed into the kiss as he crept back down between your legs and turned the flashlight on again. The tip of Miles's tongue stuck out as his eyes began to intently roam all over your entrance. Very, very gently he began to swirl a finger around the edges until a quiet moan reached his ears. Miles's fingers brushed against the folds nearby, carefully playing with every sensitive little nerve within.

"Miles.....? M....Miles?"

"Yes baby?" he asked, lifting his head up.

"Go down lower?"

Miles smiled cheekily, inserting the tip of one finger into you to play with your clit, watching your eyes shut with pure bliss as he gently rubbed it. You felt that heavenly tingling between your legs, a coil forming in your belly as your breaths became much more shallow.

"Mmm......Miles?"

"Yes sweetpea?"

"Your face.......want you to bury your face in me......"

"Ah ah," Miles gently chided. "Be a good girl for me first and then I will."

You whimpered as he kept playing with your clit, rubbing away at that tiny little bundle of nerves until you were complete putty in his hands. At last, he couldn't take it anymore. Miles buried his face deep into your pussy, his tongue working its magic as Miles flicked it up and down the sides of your walls. Your high reached its fever pitch as you shifted your hips up against his face, his warm breath threatening to bring you over the edge and back again with all the sucking, biting and movement from Miles's mouth.

He couldn't stand it any longer as he quickly unsnapped his jeans, stripped them off and threw them aside along with his shorts. You both gasped when you felt his burning hot cock entering you, your kissing becoming dangerously heated and that familiar heat burning in your bellies and between your legs.

You both gasped as your hips stuttered against each other and Miles's head came to rest on your shoulder. "Feel any better (y/n)?" he asked.

"Much better," you chuckled.

You kissed each other's lips before Miles got up to go and run you both a bath. You both sank into the hot water, your head resting against Miles's chest as he gently spread your legs and began to carefully rub your pussy with the washcloth.

"No horseback riding for a few days, alright sweetpea?" he said, pressing a kiss to your cheek.

"Will do Miles," you chuckled, guiding his hands in that familiar rhythmic motion.

"And remind me later I owe you an inspection sticker when you feel better."

You laughed at the thought of it, kissing your husband back, sweetly and eagerly, lucky to have a man like Miles as your husband.

#miles miller #miles miller x reader #bad times at the el royale

[sugoiney-weaver]

I finally finished my first playthrough of BG3 last night, and it's maybe the worst/most depressing playthrough possible. I went into the game mostly blind, and tried not to savescum any major decisions or events. Spoilers below the cut

I accidentally killed the Owlbear mama. Without Speak with Animals, I got the gist that she wanted me to leave and not come back. I found a potion of animal speaking, and she was serious about the not coming back part.

I did not free the owlbear cub from the goblin camp, but it showed up at my camp later. It was only there for a few days before I accidentally made its hurt paw worse and it ran away, never came back

I didn't know Minthara would be a companion until after I killed her

I completely missed Halsin until after I killed all the goblins and saved the tieflings

I misunderstood/misclicked the levers at the windmill and sent Barcus flying

At Waukeen's Rest, I saved the guy upstairs, not realizing there was anyone else to save. I then went and found the Zhentarim hideout and didn't come back for a while. The other person (people?) died. Could I have saved the Duke there? IDK.

I saved Baelen by yeeting a healing potion at him, but he triggered the Bibberbang field so I didn't get the Noblestalk

I didn't realize that the world moves on and events resolve themselves without you, so Nere died behind the cave-in. I was trying that fight over and over, kept dying, so I went and explored the rest of the area and came back after a couple long rests. I had been drinking so I was very confused. I KNOW I didn't kill EVERYONE here, but where the fuck are they?

I explored the Grymforge but didn't actually use it. I thought for sure that I would find something that would explain how to use it, but I didn't. I refused to look up walkthroughs so I missed a lot of content because I didn't immediately understand what I was doing

When I first got to Last Light Inn, I missed Dammon. I failed to rescue Isobel and reloaded when I saw Zombie!Dammon. I then went and talked to Dammon to fix Karlach's heart, tried again to save Isobel, failed, and killed ALL the Tieflings and Harpers

Jaheira died on the front steps of Moonrise Towers. Because she wasn't actually in my party, I couldn't revive her.

I remember seeing some stairs that probably led to where the rest of the Tieflings were being kept, but I forgot to check it out before I moved on. I assume they're still there.

I decided not to give a fuck about Halsin's quest, so he was very sad that I did not lift the Shadow Curse

When I found Mizora at Moonrise Towers, I correctly translated the button that said "Unleash" and assumed it meant "unleash the Illithid." I failed to translate the one that apparently says "annihilate," so I pushed that one. Mizora and Wyll went WOOSH and Karlach was pissed

I didn't know that Isobel was saveable so I killed her.

Gale got kidnapped by Orin in Act 3, before I had a chance to take him to Sorcerous Sundries

Because I didn't need him (I was already a wizard) I took my sweet time rescuing him. I think I accidentally killed him on the altar with a Fireball. He wasn't technically in my party so Spell Sculpting didn't help?

I completely skipped Cazador's Palace for the sake of finishing the game. I hadn't taken Astarion out of camp since act 1 so he was only level 4 the whole time lol.

At the end, I turned Karlach into a Mind Flayer, released Orpheus, fought the Emperor.

I crit failed my attempt to convince Laezel to stay with us

That's pretty much it lol. I also abandoned so many quests that I probably could have gotten an extra 60 hours out of this playthrough. I ended at 129 hours though!

#bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3

[theanoninyourinbox]

What if during the fire scene, Firestar went back to the camp because he couldn't find his daughter and grand kits, overhears Ashfur ranting in front of his Squirrel and his terrified grand kits and Firestar sees red and just barrels through the flames and slams into Ashfur, making him fall into the flames and perish.

Fire leads his family to safety but they straight up saw him murk a cat with no hesitation. How would this change things?

Or Before the reveal, Firestar somehow finds out what Ashfur did, decides he has to take things into his own paws and he's the one who murdered Ashur by holding his head in the water until he stopped breathing, making it look like he slipped and drowned. Then acts 'surprised' when his warriors find the body.

Would any one find out what he did? And if so, how do you think they will react and will this change their perception of the TC Leader?

Ohoho this is just -chef kiss-

First of all, I believe Firestar would be more likely to just Yeet That Idiot into the fire than drown him. Firestar has killed and would definitely Shrek Ashfur for threatening his family, but to lure a cat (even a threat like Ashfur) to their doom feels more Tigerstar than Firestar. That’s what happened to Cinderpelt - lured to a trap meant to kill - and Canon Firestar would NEVER do that.

He sees Ashfur blocking Squirrelflight, blocking his grandkits - one Ashfur’s own apprentice! - hears the screams of a jealous fool, unrelenting in his hate. Firestar sees, and Firestar B U R N S. He throws himself forward, and with the fury of an angry father-grandfather-leader knocks the gray tabby into the searing flames. The yowls that aren’t muffled by the roar of leaping fire cut off abruptly. Firestar leads his startled but grateful family to safety, and speaks honestly when asked about the missing Ashfur. He went mad, Firestar says, and tried to burn his clanmates. I would have done the same for any of you. May he find peace inStarclan. Ferncloud and the clan mourn, and the when word gets out, that Firestar will still protect his clan from threats within, the Gatherings are tense. But eventually all settles, save for a wary unease in the dreams of traitors.

However, a Firestar who’s more…feral, so to speak, more protective to the point of violence? A Firestar who might have killed Tigerclaw in Bluestar’s den in revenge/to protect Ravenpaw? A Firestar that slew Scourge with no guilt? That Firestar definitely would Drown a Dirtbag, no questions asked.

He threatened my grandkits, my daughters, my Clan, Firestar says to the watching stars. As I slew Tigerclaw, as I slew Darkstripe, I slay this threat. He gathers his family to him, and opens the secret of the Three to them. Brambleclaw is wounded deeply, but knows that even if he had just found loner kits, he would have loved them the same. Leafpool shudders, offering to step away from her role, but Firestar tells her of Yellowfang and Brokenstar, and that no one - Starclan or Mortal - will judge her. Not while he’s here. Sandstorm agrees, and the group promise to stand strong together. Hollyleaf trembles at being a half clan cat, but Firestar gently teases her, I wasn’t even a clan cat once, what does that make me? She relents, and the family keeps their silence. Until Ashfur’s spirit descends into a Gathering, and brings his accusations. Firestar speaks truth - I killed one who would destroy our clan with his words, one who threatened his clanmates because he could not take NO for an answer. You can judge me when you find yourself here, with a threat from within. Thunderclan is split between confusion, horror, and pride. The other clans demand punishment, but the clouds remain clear, and when Firestar joins Starclan, Ashfur is nowhere to be found.

This was fun! And a good question Glitter! I might do one of these a month, made me do Big Brain Think Time! Always a good time!

#Hello from the void #ask answered #mmmm good AU ideas right here #Warrior cats #warrior cats #warriors

[leontheluxuriousone]

Alright then

I'm just gonna list things

#1 - my mom has been reported for child abuse multiple times by neighbors

#2 - my mom tried to kill both myself and herself after finding out I was committing self harm. I was like 4-6

#3 - bio dad yeeted me across the room when I was baby, he was drunk.

#4 - My ex uncle almost drowned me 100+ times. It was supposed to be a joke, but he would hold my head underwater and I would try to get back up but he kept holding me down until I was out of breath and then he would let go. No, he wouldnt bring me up, he would let go. I had to bring myself up.

#5 - my ex cousin was playing around with sweet home Alabama ig. He was ATLEAST 3 years older than me, and I was like 5-7. He would kiss me on the lips and layed next to me shirtless too.

#6 - my online boyfriend apparently commited suicide because someone else flirted with me. I was 4-7.

#7 - This may not sound traumatic, but as a long kid it totally is, I moved around a lot as a kid. Like, weekly or bi weekly. I couldn't even have the comfort of being assured I would sleep on a bed or in a house.

#8 - I do take blame for this, but some kid I was dating back in the day asked if he could put his hand on my ass and I said okay cause cough cough traumatized child cough cough. I was 5-9???

#9 - now recent stuff, remember the kid the number before? Well now he's back for part 2. I gave consent for him to feel my skin, but quickly took it away. But he continued anyways, also caressed my hair, and used his jacket as a blanket for me.

#10 - Me and one of my friends who got sent a creepy image from him confronted him in the group chat. Everybody except the kid and one of his friends was on my side until he threatened us with suicide. He literally, word for word, said "if this doesnt make them back down I'll just do it"

#11 - then that kid's friend threatened me with the police and told me it would be my fault if he commited.

#12 - everybody switched sides and told me I was making it up for attention! And then they debated on kicking me out of the friend group

#13 - I have finally left the friend group and am now dealing with isolation at school again<3

😟oh my god.. okay yeah y'know what ignore this lol I said nothing-

*literal sobbing*

#leon speaks 🌀 #father leon🌀

[overseer-picard]

You probably know the episode "Suddenly Human" best from this famous photograph.

But what you might not know is that it's actually not a bad episode at all, it just gets shoved to the side by it's three very big, intimidating disc-mates "Best of Both Worlds", "Brothers", and "Family".

Basically, the Enterprise finds these little alien teenagers getting irradiated on their damaged ship. So they save them. But one of them is (gasp) A HUMAN.

Side note: as a teenager, I thought this kid was the most beautiful creature to walk the earth and tried to draw him a lot, as twitterpated teenage girls do. And I remember my mom being supportive but also like :/ honey. there are so many others.

But anyway. This kid, Jono, was taken as a baby by these generic lumpy head aliens after his parents were slaughtered by them and he was raised by a captain dude named Endar (not to be confused with Andor, or Ender, or Endor).

We learn right off the bat these boys like to SCREAM. Like, literally. It's their sound of mourning and it's just a continuous howl. Jono immediately, and rightfully, gets yelled at by everyone within the first ten minutes.

Picard does some research and finds out that this kid is actually named Jeremiah and is the grandson of an admiral. So of course he's like "We gotta get this human boy back to human space so he can be a human with his ancient admiral grandma who is a human."

And everyone is like "Uh yeah, no duh. That's clearly the right choice."

But there's a problem. Jono only responds to Picard because he's a) the Captain, and b) a man. You see, these are sexist lumpy head aliens because we needed a strong reason as to why the obvious caretaker choices, Troi and Crusher, couldn't help more.

So Deanna is like "Captain. You will be this boy's father now." And Picard is like "I will literally yeet myself out an airlock and go get re-assimilated by the Borg if you make me do this"

Like, I cannot emphasis enough how much Picard does not want to do this. He even rehearses a whole speech about why he's not cut out for the horrors of parenting and Deanna is like "Wow, that was so well rehearsed." And Picard is just surprised Pikachu that she, an empath, could see through his carefully crafted lie.

So Picard accepts his fate and goes to talk to Screamy Boy but then his worst nightmare comes true: the child wants to move in with him.

And, because duty overrides Picard's inner reflex to just die, he lets the kid move in with him and he spends the entire time trying to not cry as he watches his precious things get smudged up with grimy child hands.

But things actually seem to be going well. Jono hangs up an edgy looking sparkle hammock because, and I'm guessing he's not wrong about this, the beds hurt his back.

I mean, look at this. I'd take a hammock over what is essentially a padded cinder block any day.

And then the highlight of the episode happens, Picard invites Jono to an invigorating game of Space Balls and he wears a beautifully revealing spandex number. Star Trek + Exercise Clothes = Beauty.

"You know, this whole hanging out with a teenager thing isn't so bad." -Picard, four minutes before things get bad.

Jono starts having conflicting feelings about the possibility that he might actually be a human so he does the only thing that seems reasonable: stabs Picard while he's sleeping.

I cannot get over the hilarious irony that the one time Picard tries to take on a parental role, the thing he fears most in life, he ends up getting stabbed.

But then Picard realizes that he's being stupid by trying to force this kid to accept a heritage he doesn't want and decides to give him back to Captain Endar.

And there's a genuinely very sweet little moment at the end where, before beaming off, Jono takes his gloves off (a payoff to an earlier scene where he said he didn't want to touch any dirty aliens) and gives Picard a little head boop goodbye, the same move he greeted his alien dad with earlier.

And Picard's artificial heart grew three sizes that day.

In all seriousness, I genuinely really like this episode even if it doesn't get that much attention. It's quite well written and has decently strong acting from the kid and the alien dad. I also love the ingenuity of the title, "Suddenly Human", because it gives several layers of explanation and commentary with just two words.

This is a "Good thoughts, good plots" episode.

#star trek the next generation #picard #suddenly human #episode review

[ladyeroway]

We finished our finale of Pulp Cthulhu last night, and Gideon Lived!

We started by trying to grab a magic nuke from the snake priestess but she caught us. She didn't instantly attack and neither did we. She had never really been our enemy and in fact had helped us before. But we couldn't let her enact her plan of hybridising humanity.

She noted that Gideon and the Captain had reversed the Hybridisation and was a little saddened. She also pointed out Gideons metal hand saying he had been lucky that was all the side effects. I later found out that potential side effects could have been burrowing worms, turning entirely scaly or laying eggs!

We listened to her egotistical plan whilst interspersing our thoughts. We had fought all this way to reject her gift. Humanity would not accept it and would not be united. Our overall argument ended up being that actually humanity is pretty terrible but it is our decision. Forcing this upon us would cause us to rebel and even then we would fight amongst ourselves.

We spoke about our own personal histories but also humanities. The Psychic spoke about the mafia. The doctor spoke about how he had seen terrible things during the first World War. Gideon drew on his knowledge of societies and history and mentioned even his own family had harmed him. We kind of wore her down with the belief that at minimum humanity wasn't ready for her gift. This was bolstered by the spy noting that Gideon and the Captain refused to accept any future that was not humanity, unlike her.

The Priestess eventually stood down as the Hound of Tindalos the Psychic had tried to summon before our last battle finally came to the fore and went for the person who summoned it. It pushed the Psychic down the stairs as Gideon, the Priestess and the Spy chanted.

Gideon let loose grasp of cthulhu holding it in place as they let loose Fist of Yogsothoth. Gideon went insane again with the spell but managed to hold it for their hits, stopping the creature from phasing. The Priestess called for the defenses of the Citadel to launch it into the volcano we just had to hold it. Gideon lost the spell on it due to its temporaral nature but the Priestesses Lloigher caught it before it escaped.

Once the Hound was yeeted into the face of a volcano god we stood back. The Priestess agreed she would not take Mu back to Earth and she would not hybridise humanity. She would go through Space and Time to find someone who would be worthy. The hybridised Spy decided to stay with her. Gideon embraced her telling her he was proud she had finally decided on something she wanted to do. She thanked him for helping her realise that was an option.

We headed back to Earth having saved the world. We found the boy Lloyd from Oklahoma that Gideon had saved. Caduceus had been experimenting on him finding out that he had a Psychic ability. Gideon decided it would be best to put him into our Psychics care so she could teach him and guide him.

We also decided to take over the Caduceus Foundation. We wanted to properly do what the Foundation was meant to, organising humanitarian aid in the World. Which was what we were initially hired to do! With most the original board gone and Joshua Meadham it was quite easy to get a benefactor in.

After the initial hubbub died away. Gideon had a mental break. The calm he had felt despite his last failed Sanity roll finally shattered. The grief, the stress, the understanding of him killing someone he had cared for finally came for him. Not only that but the realisation of how much he had changed. He spent 3 months in convalescence dealing and putting himself back together.

On his return, after strengthening his mind once again he began the teaching of new Investigators to deal with the Mythos, determined that they should not learn the way he did.

I don't think Gideon would ever truly retire, but he can teach, he can help make the world a better place. So when the new Horrors come, he and others are ready.

So there we go! The end of Pulp Cthulhu. I am going to miss Gideon so much. He certainly didn't get out unscathed and there are permanent marks on his body and mind. I loved how much he changed from that bumbling nervous boy to being quite an adept, determined sorceror.

I still gotta do his Tarot before I finally leave him but I think Gideon is up there in some of my most favourite characters I have ever played 🥲

#gideon ambrose #rpg shenanigans

[sehnsuchts-trunken]

I’m sure you saw this coming, but I dare you to write a Lucio x Asra drabble

Is it cursed and horrible? Yeah, absolutely. Do I still wanna see what you can make of it? Hell yeah

okay, okay, first of all CURSED. HORRIBLE. YES TO THAT. NO TO WRITING IT LMAO PLEASE LAURIE THATS TERRIFYING

how about some,,,, hypothetical headcanons telling their story instead. that. that sounds like a fair deal in which my part doesn't involve vomiting.

Let's just be very clear about this first of all: When they hooked up, they were drunk out of their wits. Both of them. I have no clue about ages at all here (I could start guessing but for the purpose of this, I'm just gonna quickly say that they definitely both were adults at this point and what people over twenty do is not any of y'alls business) nor the timeline but for the sake of it let's go with "Lucio is count already but Nadia isn't countess yet"

Lucio holding one of his famous victory parties, whole city celebrating, guests all over the palace and the streets and basically everywhere Lucio goes. And he's tipsy already, too tipsy to call it tipsy, and marching through the crowds with a little sway in his steps and a proud grin on his face, when he bumps into a really cute guy.

That really cute guy has kind of lost Julian in the midst of all of these people and has been trying his best to find his way back to his friend for an hour. But even with the help of magic, he doesn't get much further. The crowds don't part for him the way they do for Lucio - he's stuck. And there's a quite handsome, quite drunk Count Luico bumping into him, absolutely ruining another "find Julian" mission. The magic thread loosens and breaks and, well, Asra kind of gives up. Julian would find his way to a tavern and then back home by himself in the morning.

The fact that they're both not too bad at flirting can be yeeted out of the window. Because Lucio is drunk, and that he still makes sense at this point is a hilarious coincidence, and the first thing he does after pampering Asra and finding out who that handsome stranger with the white hair is, is buy him a drink.

Asra does refuse. Or tries to. But Lucio is the Count, even if he weren't that handsome and weren't doing his best to flirt and didn't get a grin on his face and just the slightest blush whenever Asra talked back..... he couldn't have. He was used to Julian being flustered. Not confidence like this.

So they kind of,,,, manage to hook up. At Asra's shop. Not at the palace, no, and Lucio complains about that, but there's this beautiful man with him and he's so drunk he can barely stand and he's got Asra drunk to the point that he's clinging to Lucio and hell he's got many other days to complain too, not tonight.

Which does mean that Lucio woke up in the shop. In Asra's bed. With a tight asleep Asra in his arms and the worst headache he's ever had. And he's really confused. And proud! But he's heard of Asra. Even if yesterday his drunk brain couldn't possibly connect the dots, it does now. And it's really, really, really heartbreaking that he can barely remember anything that happened yesterday.

So instead of staying, Lucio gets up. And gets dressed. And leaves the shop before Asra can wake up with a headache as well, and perfect recollection of the day before. You want to guess now why that magician hates the count so much?

okay so I know this is basically implying that when they first met they hooked up and all the plot later is based on it. and honestly? possible. like it's never explained why the fuck Lucio and Asra know each other, and I guess you could say that Lucio just needed his magic for a job and that's how they met but? kinda? sounds dumb? so I'm going with this it's officially canon now. in hindsight less cursed than it appeared tbh. could've been worse.

[jeysbvck]

Blade ~ The bloodiest wrestling match you’ve ever watched?

Catchphrase ~ List your favorite catchphrases? -OR- Post a gif of your favorite catchphrases?

Encore ~ List wrestlers you wish would/could come back.

Girl Power ~ Your favorite female wrestler(s)?

Hype ~ List some wrestlers you think are overrated and/or underrated?

omg wrestling asks!! thank you!!🥰 this is gonna be long so i shall add a cut😭

blade - the bloodiest wrestling match you’ve ever watched? hmm, the one that pops into my head is from my childhood (i don't remember details bc i am awful at retaining information) but i think it was brock vs undertaker in a hell in a cell match! i just remember the cage & the undertakers face being completely covered in blood! a most recent one that sticks out, i tried to watch an aew ppv (icr who was in the match honestly) and the match honestly made me feel sick, which is hard to do considering ive been watching wrestling pretty much my whole life😭

catchphrase - list/post gifs of your favourite catchphrases! eddie guerrero '"i lie, i cheat, i steal"

[credit: wrestlingcentral]

[credit: @mith-gifs-wrestling]

[found on tenor]

special mentions:

[found on google, couldn't find the creator!] (i don't even like "yeet" but i have to bc he's just so cute🤭🤭

[found on tenor]

list wrestlers you wish would/could come back. (just gonna preface this as i just watch wwe, so dont come at me, its hard to watch the other promotions bc they aren't televised over here) im on the "mercedes is coming back to wwe" train🤡 i'd also love jon moxley back, if nothing else for a shield reunion! seeing rob van dam again would be so cool, i'd love lita to come back again bc she's one of my og loves!

girl power - your favourite female wrestlers? bayley, becky lynch, rhea ripley, iyo sky, mercedes mone, chyna, lita, asuka (just off the top of my head!)

hype - list some wrestlers you think are overrated/underrated. la knight, (i have a love/hate relationship with knight atm🤭), hulk hogan, chris jericho (i thought this before all the shit about him came out, me and my brother talk about it all the time), cm punk, the rock. underrated: bayley, sheamus, shelton benjamin, sami zayn, chad gable, dominik mysterio!

#shan shouts into the void #wrestling asks #ask game

[flowersdaggersviolasandblood]

Fame, Riches, and Music

Name: Nalanthar Arabana (He/Him/They/Them)

Race: Drow Half-Elf

Class: Bard (College of Valour)

Background: Entertainer

WARNING, SPOILERS AHEAD!

This will be the final post with Nalanthar for now because we finally got everyone caught up where we're about to take on Moonrise Towers. Continuing where we left off, Nalanthar got to see Ketheric Thorm for the first time and accepted the quest to find Balthazar and see what he's been up to. While exploring, we had that conversation with Araj, with Nalanthar agreeing to give up his own blood for a potion that's unique to him, but refusing to have the Drow force Astarion to drink hers. The pair have a conversation about this afterwards, but it looks like their love hasn't been solidified just yet, especially since I fucked up the whole relationship thing with Nalanthar lol.

We saved Wulbren and the Tieflings and sent them to Last Light, this time, we accompanied the escapees to the inn and part took in a routine check by the Harpers as they ensured that everyone, aside from Nalanthar and the crew, were cleared of parasites. This does make me curious of what would happen if we end up prisoner at Moonrise and escaped with everyone in tow before going to Last Light. Something to think about for next game ;).

After reuniting the remaining Tieflings with their lost friends and family and talking with Wulbren for a moment, we power walked to the mausoleum. There, we meet Raphael as he warns us about his rival, Yurgir, and promises to reveal the nature of Astarion's scars if we kill the guy. Upon entering the Gauntlet of Shar, with Shadowheart in tow this time, I decided to go the backdoor way to get that cool little cutscene moment with Balthazar. My main goal is to see what would happen this time around if I keep Balthy alive and have Shadowheart in the party.

After speaking with Balthazar, it was time to temple run our way through the trials of Shar. Upon meeting Yurgir, at first, I tried to Dominate Monster, or at least Planar Ally, the guy so that the combat would be easier. However, no matter how many attempts I made (save scumming is fun for some people), I couldn't get him under Nalanthar's control. So, I decided to simply go up and talk to the guy since Nalanthar is a curious individual and would be interested to hear what Yurgir had to say.

Despite Astarion being slightly frustrated that we didn't kill him outright, we did learn a few things. Yurgir was contracted by Raphael to kill the Dark Justiciars in this temple due to a song that he's forced to sing. When someone hears the song, they must die. With some careful dialogue picking and some baller persuasion rolls...I was able to tell the bastard to kill himself lmao. I honestly didn't even know that was a option with that guy! It was slightly sad because he had to kill his pet Displacer Beast friend, but also fuck that fucking pussy, I dreaded doing this fight with my other characters KNOWNING that I had to deal with that pussy. So good riddance.

After speedrunning through the temple to complete the other trials, we were able to reach Shar's inner sanctum. Like Pero, Nalanthar decided to eavesdrop on Shadowheart praying to Shar. Upon entering the Shadow Plane, Balthazar followed after us, and unlike Admaer who simply let the necromancer take the Nightsong back to Moonrise, Nalanthar decided to fight him right then and there due to the Nightsong being the primary source of Ketheric's power and possible weakness.

I tried my hand at killing Balthazar this way since the previous times I tried killing him, I kept using the barrel-mancy way out. Which, as I expressed before, is not my favorite way of handling combats because it feels meme-y to do so. But the mf is so strong that I couldn't help but go that route. And fuck was fighting him in the Shadow Plane hard. Fortunately, I was able to throw him off into the ether as Nalanthar used Telekinesis to yeet him.

Now without Balthazar being a distraction, it was now time to decide Shadowheart's fate. To spoil it, she's still alive lol. Both I and in-character can't seem to want to make the final decision to kill her. RP-wise, I like to think that Nalanthar was close to letting Shadowheart just kill the Nightsong, reluctantly so, but when the Nightsong decided to drop a lore bomb about Shadowheart, that's what changed his mind...Oh, and the fact that she might be the key they need to defeat Ketheric Thorm, of course.

After escaping the Shadow Plane, taking a long rest, and speaking with Raphael, we headed back to Last Light Inn. Firstly, before we continue, Nalanthar was the first to push the idea to Astarion that perhaps he could become an ascended vampire himself if they folly Cazador's plans; something the spawn takes great consideration of. Back at Last Light, we do attempt to confront Isobel about her name being part of a tomb we found at the Thorm crypt, but she chalks it up to coincidence. She then tells us to go to Moonrise Towers since the Harpers and Jaheria will be stationed over there to take the fight to Ketheric Thorm.

Upon arriving, Nalanthar was able to convince Jaheira to fight alongside him. Honestly, to see her filled with heroic spirit compared to how she was with Pero when the Harpers were dead filled my heart with joy. It once again made me feel a bit upset that I "fucked up" with Pero by allowing Isobel to be captured.

But now that everyone is at Moonrise, ready to take on Ketheric Thorm, we will raid the tower! Starting with Pero and the gang!

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #tav: nalanthar arabana

[hrshlandturtles]

thinking and thinking and like,,,,

Slapping Sandre/o/a in 2003 and have them mutate like LeatherHead did and have them live with him and the utroms and kinda being LH's child

and then the whole "destruction of TCRI" leads obviously to LH feeling lost and acting like in canon, but also thinking that Sandre died during it because he couldn't find them and his research led to nothing.

Meanwhile, Sandre is having a fucking breakdown in another part of the sewers thinking that the utroms and LH left them behind because they weren't good enough.

They end up being found by Donnie, who tries to calm and understand them. It doesn't really work so they become "Donnie's project" as in he will sneek out to go see them and help them with food and stuff, until he's followed by his brothers and they find out about them. They're then brought back to the lair since stable enough to meet other people. Two days after LH is there and they both reunite and stuff.

They then become sort of the guys' sibling or cousin or something.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO

More details such as the fact that Sandre is a turtle too, the kind that people love a lot to have only to yeet them in the water becasue becoming too big. Which is how they end up at TCRI.

They're mutated through a dose of mutagen they touched before being picked up by LH, who was wondering why the fuck a turtle was doing in his lab. Then boom, mutation. They're now part turtle (because original form) but also part crocodile because of LH, and humanoid, because of LH again.

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And I think I want them to meet the guys before the entire Good Genes episode because you know, parallels of them helping Donnie the same way Donnie helped them when they were feeling bad.

If I remember corectly too, there's a moment when LH is taken by Bishop? So I'm crap at remembering the timeline, but if it happens in between the moment Sandre is back and Donnie's mutation then I guess they'll stay with the boys. And adding another layer of hurt by making them feel like "the only time I allow myself to have fun and go out is the time my father disapears" or something.

I also want to keep the idea that they're interested in science, albeit not as good at it than Donnie, but good enough to help to some degree. And they're the language buff, to the point where they created a language with the help of Donnie and Mikey in order for them to talk secretly without having LH or Splinter understand them, and if those two can't might as well go all the way to include the ennemies and boom, new language. They have to teach Leo and Raph after that and it's lots of funsies.

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They're also called Sandre because LH let them chose a name and coincidently he had a book about Renaissance artists and yeah. Sandro Boticelli, Sandra for the feminine version and Sandre for the neutral version. Because genderfluid.

#Sandre #OC #Sandre is now both in 2003 and 2018 lmaooo #if I ever go back to 2012 I might try to slap them in there too

[mirrorred-star]

Whumptober Day 15

Its midnight, fuckers! YEET!

I am not putting this in the main tags because I am a weenie and I would not be surprised if there were Nazis there. I'd been thinking of tagging death note stuff 'moon moon and his [something] notebook' but I caught some greek tragedy vibes instead. Too bad its been so long since I did Classical Greek that I can't do the translation I want.

Prompt: Lies

Fandom: Death Note

Characters: L, Light, Soichiro

Wordcount: 1,053 [cut scene 201]

The heck is happening: there is a serial killer targetting criminals and people investigating said murders, the murderer has been nicknamed 'Kira', L is leading the investigation due to being international man of mystery sherlock holmes, Light picked up this weird notebook once and is helping the investigation because he's super-smart and also he's kira. and also L knows Light is Kira but doesn't have enough proof to arrest him and the most senior local investigator is Light's dad Soichiro. awkward.

This technically takes place in the skyscraper that L bought, but there's no point in canon this could have happened, so shrug emoji

warnings: injury, self-injury, manipulation, false accusations.

Summary? I should do a summary: Light lies a lot about not having stabbed L in the chest and having in fact been attacked by L, while L is dying.

"Ugh, why haven't we been able to find Kira yet?"

L said nothing, just shifted his weight between his bare feet. This felt like some sort of trap, but if he tried to defuse it, he might set off the trap. Or let Light know he was onto him.

"How do you even sit like that?"

"Practise."

Light ran his fingers through his hair in mock frustration. "You would have thought that we would at least have a good lead on who Kira is."

"We don't?" L looked up to see Light holding his bleeding arm.

L was out of his chair before he could think about it.

And Light punched him in the chest.

L started to shift his weight to kick him in retaliation, but Light turned his fist sideways, and L felt the distinct feeling of something solid moving inside his chest, and heard the snap of plastic breaking. Light pulled back to show L the handle of the clear plastic knife he'd just embedded in L's chest.

"Fuck you," L responded. Light pushed him back into the chair. "Couldn't have worked better," Light gloated.

L already felt faint. Wrong. This was bad.

"How…?" How had he managed to put all that together and pull that off?

"No one is infallible, L. Not even you."

"Tell me." The demand sounded pathetic, even to him.

Light laughed. "No."

L leaned forward to the console, to contact Watari, but Light pushed him back into the chair. Light clipped one of the handcuffs around L's wrist and looped the length of the chain around L's other wrist to pull both of them together behind his back.

"And what now?" L could feel how hard it was to breathe, even now. "You get caught and executed for my murder."

"No." Light leaned on the shoulder of the chair. "Kira was L the entire time. But you, you will die before you even see trial."

*

Light had planned everything to the last detail. He'd interfered with the video to make parts of it cut out at just the right time. The clear plastic knife had been strong enough so it wouldn't shatter. Leaving it in would mean that the wound wouldn't bleed as much and would be a lot less obvious.

*

"Dad, I'm so sorry, but he attacked me. I was telling him how frustrating it was that we don't know who Kira is, and he attacked me and told me he was Kira, and I grabbed the knife to stop him. And I think I might have nicked him a little, and -"

Light had called Soichiro alone up to the command room. Soichiro was the one of all of them who was the most likely to believe any solid-looking theory that Kira was anyone other than Light, and could maybe be talked into just… leaving L until it was too late for medical attention.

He didn't think that Soichiro would let it go on that long, but it was a distinct, and welcome, possibility.

Soichiro let Light speak until Soichiro had finished bandaging Light's arm.

"L? Is this true?" he asked coldly.

L was starting to have trouble following the conversation, which worried him. A lot.

Soichiro would at least give the appearance of being fair at all times, but he was not so foolish as to believe that Soichiro would believe that his son had stabbed himself and then anyone else.

"No."

The security cameras would be unlikely to help - they would be the most obvious first thing to check, and Light had obviously tampered with them.

Could that be used to his advantage?

"Then what happened?"

"I don't know. The lights cut out for a moment and I stood up to sort it out, then someone stabbed me in the chest. Before I recovered, the lights came back on and Light was securing me to this chair. I assumed he'd stabbed me too, until I saw he was bleeding."

"So some stranger stabbed us both when the lights went down?"

Light snapped. "I saw my attacker - I held up my arms so he wouldn't cut me."

"Then we should watch the security tapes. Maybe we'll see him on it."

"You're not even hurt at all," Light countered. "You're just faking."

"Then maybe we should watch the tapes."

"Maybe you want us to watch the tapes because you know they've been tampered with," Light retorted. "This is your building. You would be the only one able to do that."

Oh shit.

He was wrong - the security guards were well trained enough that they wouldn't even let L access the tapes without recording that he'd accessed them - but it sounded plausible enough.

How had Light managed to tamper with them?

L sighed in frustration. "Soichiro, just arrest us both."

"What?"

"Just… put us both under surveillance in solitary confinement."

"Fine."

*

L stared at the wall. He was feeling less and less tethered to reality. Was that blood loss? There were so many things it could be. Punctured lung, bleeding into the sac of flesh protecting the heart, damage to the heart itself, damage to one of the veins leading to the heart - no, if it was that he'd be dead already. And probably not damage to the heart itself, for the same reason.

This felt kind of like blood loss though, so maybe it was bleeding around the heart? What was that called? Cardiac tamponade? He was pretty sure that was it.

Was he dying? This didn't feel right. He didn't feel panicked about it, though. He just felt untethered.

He was on the floor? That was odd. He didn't think he had been on the floor before. The floor before. That sounded nice. It was cold? Why would the floor be cold?

There were heavy fast footsteps, the door opened. Something heavy hit the ground next to him.

"L? Can you hear me?"

"Its cardiac tamponade, I think. The blade is still in my chest."

Something picked up one of his wrists. "Pulse 20bpm, very weak and thready."

L faintly heard them talk to someone not present, loud and sharp and authoritative and indistinct.

"We're getting you to hospital, now."

"Good," L inhales a shaky breath, then exhaled. "Soichiro's fired."

CUT SCENE

[L is still in the chair with his hands cuffed behind him]

L could feel himself falling forward, and there was nothing he could do about it.

Soichiro looked concerned. "We need to let him out."

"He wants us to let him out so he can attack us again. He's faking," Light said. "He can't be that hurt."

"The knife blade is in my chest."

"No, it's not." Light picked up the knife from the floor, and held it up to the light. The entire knife was clear plastic, and there was blood starting to dry on the blade edge. The blade edge had barbs pointing backwards, so if the knife had been pulled out of someone the barbs would have been ripped off.

"I'm bleeding. There's a hole in my shirt."

"I didn't see anything. Though come to think of it, you are bleeding. I think the knife might have slashed you."

L could feel he was on the edge of passing out. "Can you call Watari over please?"

He felt rather than saw Light shake his head. "Watari's in on it too."

"Please… just, I need to lie down."

"No."

L barely heard the response before the static at the edges of his vision overcame him, and he passed out.

#whumptober2022 #no 15 #lies #a notebook labelled 'to the worst' #fanfic #injury #manipulation #whumpuary2023 #my posts

[hope-you-do-not-relate]

Okay so funny funny moment that isn't really funny funny, I have been sick since Saturday actually Wednesday but I came back to school on Friday only to stay home again Saturday. I couldn't even hang out with my friends on the weekend, which is sad but not the real point.

Today I'm well enough to go to school and not yeet my soul out of my body when I cough, but I still feel like shit.

I have a weird feeling in my chest area, earlier this morning it was almost painful, now it's just a weird thing.

But what's worse than not being completely healed and still going to school?

Absolutely hating the school and not wanting to go and still having to go while you're still not completely healed and have a weird feeling in your chest, for one.

Oh lol now it's getting close to pain again, I felt it for a moment and now it's normal again.

Anyway yeah I'm fucking pathetic lol, I mean I can't even stand this?

I'm literally having half-baked suicidal thoughts. Which means I know I'm not going to give in to them but now and then I just think "I could tho, that would put an end to everything". But I don't have the balls to try it again, even the first attempt was more of a daze than a real attempt, I just woke up and choose death lol, not even in a serious way because I literally tried cutting my veins while in my bed with a sharpener's blade. Yeah, pretty pathetic I know. For days I would feel like I just had a bad dream, just to look at my arms and be like "Nope man, that was real", I could have cosplayed as a tiger for how many stripes I had on my arms.

And now I'm like yeah don't really want to go back to that mental state, plus I've been self harm-free for more than a year, I want to keep it up and not fall into that shit again. Even though it's really tempting and sometimes like right now I miss the feeling of the pain that thing gave me.

I know it's not that that I miss, I miss the fact that I could feel slightly better after every time I hurt myself, because I wish I could feel better right now but also I have to remind myself that I have to find healthier ways to feel better because my body it's not a stress toy, it's an extension of myself and I have to treat it as such. I think I forgot that my body is also Me at the time.

I still want to cut my skin because really I feel bad right now, the only thing stopping me from doing it is the thought of then telling my boyfriend or him finding out, don't know which would be worse. It's easy to hide it from my parents so they don't worry me too much. Plus even if they did find out it's not like it really matters, maybe they'll make a scene but in the end I honestly don't care.

I mean they would get angry, of course. But that's it. It's not like they would actually take action and I'm used to them getting angry so really who cares?

But my boyfriend doesn't like me hurting myself, and I'm afraid he might feel bad about it. Not bad like angry at me, just bad. He tends to blame himself when I close myself and cry alone and shit like that. So I really don't want that.

But again, that is, as long as he finds out. But it's sweater season right now, long sleeves are a must, so maybe I could indulge myself, just this time.

But I shouldn't lol.

Plus it wouldn't get me anywhere, yeah I hurt myself, now what? I still have a stressful day ahead of me. An oral interview that I should be prepared for as well, but I don't want to do it. The stress that shit always puts on me is awful. I just don't want to deal with that. Plus I feel like any minor inconvenience could make me cry today.

Don't like the feeling in my throat, like I'm about to cry. I should have at least 25 minutes before the bell rings so guess I'm going to cry in the bathroom stalls like the little pathetic creature I am, lol.

[lovinkiri]

Can I request nsfw head cannons of Sero, Mirio, Aizawa, and Dabi getting hit by a truth quirk that makes them only say what’s on their mind with no hesitation? Including the dirty thoughts about the reader and the things they want to do to her? Unlike most stories, the reader is shook when they say some unfiltered shit but cuz she likes em back, she’s like “Shidd, blow my back out later then 😉”

(I’m projecting a bit here but I would be flattered if a hot guy tells me how nasty he wants to be with me 🌚)

Dirty Truth

Author's Thoughts: Shhhhhiii- I like the way you think, hun 🤤

Warning: Dirty talk, groping, suggested breeding, suggested bondage, suggested spanking, cursing, suggested hair pulling, etc.

Hanta Sero

Okay let me tell you

Boi is confused

He comes home disoriented

Why did he just call Bakugou an asshole?

Why did he just go on an hour long rant about Monoma?

What it the quirk? It had to be.

He wouldn't know.

He left before he could find out, too confused.

But when he came home to you walking around the house practically naked-

MmmMMmm

"Sheeeesh.."

You laughed, not thinking much of it

"Like what you see?"

"Tell me about it. Maldito dios, estas caliente.."

(Translation: "Fucking God, you're hot")

You're eyes widened, caught off guard.

But you wrapped your arms around his neck and smiled

"Someone's straightforward today."

"I promise I'm more action than talk tonight."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm. Gonna fuck you, breed you so good. And you'll take it so well, I know you will. Always feel so good squeezing around me."

He had no idea why he was saying all this

But he was???

Not that you minded.

It was just..

Surprising.

Then your phone went off.

You pull away to grab it from the couch and answer.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Y/n! Just wanted to let you know that Sero and Mina got hit with a truth quirk so he might seem a bit.. unfiltered."

"Ah.. That explains a lot. Thank you so much Midoriya."

You hang up and look at Sero.

"Mr. Truth Quirk, let's get you to bed."

"... Wanna leave hickeys on your tits so bad."

You definitely blushed.

"Um.. Maybe later? Let uh.. Let's go."

Mirio Togata

You were trying to be careful, you were!

But your foot got caught as you were running and you slowed down.

And that's when the villiain tried to take the shot.

Good thing? Mirio was able to save you.

Bad thing? He saved you by jumping in front of you and taking the shot.

The blast from the shot sent him tumbling into you.

"Oh my god, Mirio! Are you okay?"

Mirio slowly looked down at you.

"I.. I always thought you'd look good under me but.. Wow.."

Your eyes widened and your cheeks definitely got hotter.

"M-Mirio?"

"Love the way you say my name, wanna hear you scream it.."

From behind him, you watched as Tamaki grabbed the criminal with his tentacle, yeeting her into the distance.

Mirio took your chin and forced you gaze back where it belonged.

On him.

"Only look at me. Haha, unless you want a spanking?"

Your mouth hung agape at the suggestion.

Not that it was wrong.

Its just..

He smiled so innocently when saying it too.

"Exactly. Good girls good my tongue. You're a good girl, right?"

You almost nodded.

Or maybe you did.

You weren't really thinking straight.

Or at all.

Tamaki jogged over.

"A-Are you guys- OH IM INTERRUPTING"

You quickly shook your head as best as you could.

"NO NO YOU'RE NOT"

It wasn't long after that, you'd found that Mirio was hit by a truth quirk.

And the thought of everything Mirio said to you being genuine made you melt.

Mirio winked at you before being pulled away for further examination.

"Um.. Does it affect his actions too?"

The doctor shook her head.

"No, I don't believe so."

You'd have to visit Mirio later.

Shouta Aizawa

Mans mouth is dirty

And he knew what he was doing.

But he also knew you wanted him too.

What better way to confess his feelings?

So he had no issue cornering you in the staff room.

The door was unlocked but he couldn't care less.

The only important thing was the way you looked at him.

"I want to ruin that innocence."

"Azaiwa.."

"Shouta. I want you to call me by my name."

"S-Shouta, are you sure you wanna tell me all this?"

You knew he liked you, and you liked him

But you still wanted yo respect his privacy

Not that he seemed to care

"God, the way you say my name is almost sinful. You look so cute playing with your hair like that. Almost makes me wanna pull it."

Your eyes went wide and your hands froze in your hair.

"Y-You wanna p-pull.."

He smirked and leaned down close.

"Pull you back onto my cock and use you like a fuck toy. You'd like that though."

You can't help but nod, speechless.

He moves closer and his lips almost catch yours, but he moves away.

Leaving you leaning forward.

"I want to hear you say it."

"... Y-Yes please- I-I mean.. Ahem.. Maybe later. After.. Work?"

You almost face palm.

But Aizawa chuckles.

"You are adorable, you know that? Maybe I could tie you up."

Tie you up?

And were you getting excited?

Well..

The clock's never felt so slow.

Dabi

He got hit with it during some bar fight.

Shigaraki couldn't handle it.

"Have you always been this crusty? Were you born like that?"

He was about ready to kill him.

But he had a smarter idea.

He called you over.

You know, to distract Dabi

Everyone knew Dabi wanted you so this was gonna be interesting

Of course, Shigaraki was fully truthful with you

He said Dabi needed you so he didn't fully lie either

You get there and Dabi immediately whistles

You rolled your eyes, thinking Dabi was just being his flirty self

"Hey, Dabi. Heard you hot yourself in some trouble."

"Damn, you look good today."

You raise an eyebrow.

Had he even heard you?

It didn't look like it.

"Dabi. Hello? Are you listening?"

"No. Not really."

Oh the confidence on this mf.

He watched you cross your arms.

"Agitation looks good on you, dollface."

"Does the flirting ever stop?"

"Not if you're gonna keep looking like that. I mean, shit, gonna make me bend you over."

Thats when you got surprised.

He'd never said anything so outwardly.. Sexual to you.

Just teasing here and there.

So this was..

Different..

"I.. I'm sorry..?"

You watched him in genuine shock.

"Bet you'd like that . Bet you'd love to have me throw you over that counter and fuck you stupid. Bet you'd beg beg me to fuck my cum into that pussy."

"T-That's not-"

"Which hole should I stuff first?"

He puts his hand over your ass and squedzes a bit, pulling you closer.

"D-Dabi!"

You blush, looking down and covering his mouth.

".. N-Not now, everyone can hear you.."

Dabi pulled your hand away.

"So later?"

You huffed and glared at him

His cocky gaze almost seemed predatory.

".. Maybe."

"That's yes."

#bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #x reader #smut #hanta sero #shouta aizawa #mirio togata #dabi #touya todoroki