#perhaps i will post a pic of me in it….

[5sospenguinqueen]

Bedtime Stories Pt 2 | Daniel Ricciardo x Author! Reader

Summary: Daniel made a silly little comment that lost him everything. Over a year later, he tries his hardest to fix his mistakes.

Warnings: Swearing. A tiny smidge of angst but mainly fluff. Redemption for Daniel.

Female reader with various faceclaims (pics found on pinterest). Takes place in 2023. For the purpose of the this, Daniel has been with AlphaTauri the whole time.

Part 1

Main Masterlist

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28•05•2023

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danielricciardo monaco, always a delight. P11. so close to the points but racing through your streets feels like being on a podium

4,337 comments

landonorris and whose attention are we trying to grab with that sexy last pic 👀

→ danielricciardo only yours, mate 

→ User1 don’t act like you’re not dying inside because y/n liked this 

→ User2 relax, they never unfollowed each other 🙄

maxverstappen1 you’ll get them next time, mate

→ danielricciardo fancy giving me a tow?

→ maxverstappen1 never

→ User3 i love their friendship so much

User4 um, did anyone see that y/n liked and then unliked this post 

→ User5 omg yes! sis was caught stalking and we love her for it 

→ User6 i too would thirst over my ex if he looked like that 

kellypiquet we were watching the whole time

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→ User7 what a weird comment to make?

→ User8 who’s we, kelly? 

→ User9 what does this mean? 

 

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04•06•2023

Tweet 1

User10 @ kikiki babe did you hit your head? is that why you were in the ER? they broke up

User11 @ kikiki maybe ask them to do a head scan whilst you're there 'cause ain't no way you saw here there

→ User12 literally. like why would she even be in spain right now?

Tweet 2

User11 i think we might have to apologise to @ kikiki

→ User10 can we really trust the wag page though? They did report that Lando was having a secret love child the other week..?

Tweet 3

User13 asking the real questions because she's not even hinted that she’s been writing so it’s not like she’s on a book tour or anything?

→ User14 some people are saying she could be on vacation but please, why would mother choose a holiday destination during a time that she knows is a GP?

User15 guys, guys, I think our sacrifice circle worked 

→ User16 please, please, 🕯️🕯️

User 17 how poetic would it be though if they got back together  during the spanish GP when they broke up at the spanish GP a year ago 

User18 shouldn’t you know these answers, and that she was in spain, if you're her so-called updates page

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22•08•2023

YourUserName just posted

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YourUserName some big news approaching 

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kellypiquet i can’t wait, my beautiful girl 

→ YourUserName thank you for being my #1 support

→ kellypiquet thank you for letting me help plan

→ User1 what does this mean? 

→ User2 miss piquet stop being so cryptic on socials 

maxverstappen1 i’m very excited 

→ YourUserName did kelly force you to write that because i could feel the excitement oozing through the screen

→ maxverstappen1 i wanted to say something worse 

→ YourUserName i hope she leaves you

→ kellypiquet behave, you two! 

→ User3 i live for max and y/n terrorising each other, even without danny ric being around to encourage it

bloomsburypublishing we look forward to the end result

User4 i’m sorry but is this a soft launch?

User5 who is that in the last slide, miss y/n?

→ User6 the inspiration behind a new romance we hope

User7 don’t be shy. tag him 

User8 soft launches have recently become my least favourite thing

charles_leclerc are you perhaps writing my next plane read

→ YourUserName depends how long the flight is 

→ User9 confirmation of a new book ya’ll!! everyone say thank you charles

User10 i like to be edged by her books, not by her hiding her man

User11 don't try and distract us with news of a new book, we wanna know who the feet belong to!

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01•09•2023

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danielricciardo ciao a tutti. lovely sightseeing in beautiful Italy

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User12 you’re telling me that i’m currently in the same country as THE daniel ricciardo?

kellypiquet i’m still trying to recover from that hike

→ User13 kelly and max went on a double date with daniel and the new girl?!

→ User14 omg please be y/n. i can’t imagine kelly agreeing to it otherwise

User15 i know he's trying to distract us with his beauty but we see the last slide, daniel. we see it

pierregasly so you’re telling me that you were in milan and didn’t bother to come and see me? that’s it. i'm ending our friendship

→ danielricciardo i’m sorry, mate. i was doing more important things

→ pierregasly clearly ;)

User16 someone check on y/n, please

→ User17 babe is clearly having the time of her life in italy (yes, i'm delusional)

User18 does nobody find it odd that he’s posting a soft launch not long after y/n posted a soft launch

→ User19 i know! it’s only been three weeks since hers and he’s posting one

→ User20 i can’t decide whether they’re soft launching each other or he’s trying to make her jealous by flaunting a new relationship as well

→ User21 it HAS to be each other or i will die

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15•10•2023

lando.jpg just posted

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lando.jpg so i attended this event… and no, it’s not mine before you all freak out

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charles_leclerc it was a beautiful day ❤️

alexandrasaintmleux i’m so thankful to have been a part of such wonderful memories

kellypiquet the most beautiful bride i have ever seen

maxverstappen1 this was a nicer caption than i expected from you

→ danielricciardo agreed

→ landonorris i take offence to that

User1 guys do we think kelly and max got married? they’ve both comments on this?

→ User2 yes but so did charles and alex so…

→ User3 plus, i know kelly is stunning but do we really think she would call herself the most beautiful bride in 3rd person?

georgerussell63 i’m surprised you remember much after the state you were in

→ landonorris excuse you but most of that was just pure happiness

hulkhulkenberg an amazing day

estebanocon so happy to have been a part of this

alex_albon how’s the hangover, mate

→ landonorris i didn’t drink that much!

→ georgerussell63 tell that to the bouquet that you puked on

→ landonorris i caught it so it was mine anyway

carlossainz55 beautiful photos. she’ll love those

→ User4 who’s she?!

lewishamilton🤍🩵

fernandoalo_official congratulations to the happy couple

User5 the entire grid are commenting on this post, clearly having been in attendance. who IS IT?

pierregasly c’était une belle mariée

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User6 guys, y/n’s name on socials just changed from y/l/n to ricciardo

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03•04•2024

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YourUserName my husband helped with this project. baby ric coming aug 2024

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kellypiquet you will be the most beautiful mother. i’m so honoured to be part of this with you 💕

→ YourUserName stop you’re going to make me cry. you’ll be the most perfect godmother

→ kellypiquet i still think you should've married me instead

maxverstappen1 i call godfather

→ landonorris no you don’t get to call godfather! you already got to be a groomsman

→ maxverstappen1 yeah because who helped get them back together

→ YourUserName kelly

→ danielricciardo me

→ YourUserName no, babe

danielricciardo and before you all ask, no I haven’t stopped crying since she told me

→ kellypiquet me too, dan, me too

maxverstappen1 on a serious note, i am very happy for the two of you. y/n will be a wonderful mother, and daniel, he’ll be there also

charles_leclerc i am so excited. alex keeps telling me to stop buying baby things for you guys but i just don’t listen

→ YourUserName well at least you can safely say that uncle charl bought little mcqueen’s love

→ User7 uncle charl!!!!

lewishamilton congratulations, you two. y/n looks amazing

fernandoalo_official how lovely 💚

User8 omg it WAS their wedding lando attended!!!!!

hulkhulkenberg baby ricciardo!!

pierregasly congratulations. i can’t wait to be uncle GASSLYYYYYY

alex_albon welcome baby ricciardo

→ lilymhe it’s not an alien, alex. you don’t have to greet it so formally

redbullracing we’re all so excited for the upcoming grid baby. working on a racer stroller right this minute

→ mclaren you stole our gift idea!

→ redbullracing you stole our driver!

carlossainz55 congratulations y/n and daniel 😄

mercedesamgf1 what wonderful news 🍼

landonorris i’m just so glad i can go back to calling you mum and dad without daniel wanting to drive his car into the barrier

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Please don’t hate me for this! I did say from the beginning that Part 2s would be redemption.

I’ve had this planned and written since before Part 1 was published so when half of you then asked for her to get with another driver/move on, I was like noooooo I’ve already planned their baby 😂

As always. Requests welcome. If you have requested, I promise I’m not ignoring it, it’s been added to my queue

Baby Fever Angst Part 1s

Max’s Version | Lando's Version | Lance’s Version

Charles’ Version | Oscar’s Version

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[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Hii! I love your blog so much, and I've seen that sometimes you help people find pictures or screenshots so I wanted to ask if you could help me find some that I could use as a reference that kinda look like these poses?

I'm an art student and one of the proyects it's to make a painting appropriation, and I just knew I had to make this lesbic Gerda Wegener painting called Sur la route d'Anacapri an ineffable spouses thing. I'm gonna look for references on my own, of course, but maybe you had some pics and screenshots that I wouldn't be able to find on my own so I wanted to ask.

Thank you so much for running this blog, I always come back to it to check what's going on and your posts are always so interesting and fun 💛

Hiya! :) Very happy you like the blog! :) <3 Not sure. Perhaps you could use some of these? :) <3

#ask

[sgiandubh]

Señorita Nothingburger

🎶When you see her, say a prayer /And kiss your heart arse goodbye 🎶

Lauren 2.0. Wow: after The Paid Companion, The Wannabe. Unlike the first round of revelations, this time the output has been totally disappointing. Very few things and zero context, which I have to say I was totally expecting, because it didn't exactly fit the agenda being pushed by Marple (amen!). Lightning never strikes the same place twice, right? And then, we had The Follow - a very interesting foolish, yet telling move: but on this, a bit further down the road, mind you.

So, let's ask ourselves along with La Ciccone: '¿Quién es esa niña?' For once, his IG follow has been very explicit:

Leading whoever to this account...

Elix Wellness is offering a very specific range of treatments, of which the one for hangovers really got me interested:

And yeah, even if I have apparently been scooped out by Marple on this one (my bad for sitting on it for a day), shamelessly using my patented methods (that is a lame joke), Lauren 2.0's LinkedIn account is, for once, very clear:

Her contract as a Travel RN was over by August 2023, as pointed out across the street:

And then she decided to go independent and open her own company. So, by far not a hooker - decent education, even, at NYU.

Lo and behold, who had Ibuprofen in his hotel room, in May 2023, when they were spotted on that NY Soho terrace, having lunch (didn't we laugh? you bet we did, it was one of my first posts in this fandom!)? S, of course. Hangovers could use both ibuprofen and a good IV cleansing treatment ( see above - such a common offering in that particular town, soon to be out of fashion - but hey: if she believes it can bring money, not my problem).

But... dating her? Not a chance in hell. You see, just a cursory survey of her IG account between the moment her contract as a Travel Registered Nurse was over and the moment her company started to be active, reveals a very busy Mediterranean summer, hitting all the possible cliches:

Before ending that contract, even, some days in Paris with her real interest, (again) checking all the tourist/romantic tropes you can imagine, from dining at the Au pied de cochon restaurant to having a quick macaron bite in the Luxembourg Gardens...

... then off to Paros, a posh island Greek destination, very much in vogue with the creative crowd, followed by (we are talking mandatory island hopping, here) Mykonos (unapologetically posh and very expensive, LGBTQ+ friendly destination - also beloved by the glam and glitz crowd)

Oh, hello Soho Roc House, part of the Soho Houses network - rings a bell? What a small world, really.

... a couple of days in Rome, followed by some quality family time (Mom and Pop, at a minimum) in Puglia, then Croatia (again, the glam crowd of Hvar island), back to Paris for a girls' trip (Montmartre, the Eiffel Tower and a couple other spots in the Marais and around the Rue de Rivoli - cliche forever):

... then back in Rome for cacio e pepe pasta, Piazza Navona and the Pantheon oculus (artsy girl, told you), followed by Positano and Capri (with Mom and Dad, again). Nothing to write home about, but still trying to sell herself as an up and coming influencer of sorts, perhaps.

Nowhere near S for the entire 2023 Sassenach Summer Tour. How is this equating with dating, that is really beyond me. Seriously. For instance, just before the second sighting, in NYC (June 10, 2023), she was having fun in the Algarve region and Lisbon (of course, Portugal). Probably posted those pics upon her return to NYC:

Dating? More like convenient pretext. He knew people would hang around that hotel (fans, autograph hunters, etc), especially during OL promo peak time. And he knew someone will take that pic, which was then conveniently placed in *urv's lap, for lengthy talks and more innuendo. Just as the first sighting was conveniently placed in Marple's inbox, to see if topic garners interest and sticks around/can be reused for further shits and giggles. Innuendo and nothing more would be my best bet: neither *urv, nor Marple had ANY positive idea about who she was, back at the time.

And now, the third drop was again placed in Marple's inbox, because attention had to be redirected to this particular gossip topic, in rather dire circumstances following Lauren 1.0.

And for your information, she does not follow S and he does not follow her. But he follows her newly opened joint: hangovers are a bitch, I know.

Why? I think it is clear enough why.

Who dunnit? I will let you draw your own conclusions, really. Again, it is rather plain to see. My belief is that this is not TPTB. And for once, I do not think he met her via Raya. Nope.

I took one for the team and listened to that podcast (if you are very foolish or brave or foolishly brave, you can do the same here: https://youtu.be/vBmcnhe2kwg?si=rRu5YCLHS3eZhuFs ). I mean, what is WRONG with those women? That is legit 14 year old bullshit talk about relationships (or the immature impossibility to have a satisfying one). They essentially explain in that podcast they have trouble decoding 'the man' in some relationships and the way they play out. I was laughing so violently my abs (or lack of them) hurt. At some point, I even thought it was some sort of sophisticated second degree, but NO (#cringe).

Also, I think I should be burning my pineapple pajama summer pants. Seriously. If you listen to the whole bullshit, you'll see there is no damn way to substantiate anything based on that. Zero connection.

#fandom #shitshow #Lauren 2.0

[bb-enablefreebuild]

I'm using these pics of Harrowhark kicking spellcaster ass to make a minor announcement!

I'm 100% still gonna post sim gameplay, but its not gonna be...legacy format. Honestly sticking with one family for several generations is what I think is causing me to burn out from the sims 😅

Instead of legacy based stuff, I'm just gonna do whatever! Maybe we'll do Palamedes and Camilla investigating Strangerville! Perhaps Gideon and Harrow will have their terrible children named Bone Marrow and Two Hander! Who knows! I certainly don't.

TL;DR I am embracing the chaos. No generational gameplay we die like men.

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #sims 4 legacy #harrowhark nonagesimus #tlt #the locked tomb #sgg

[stevesnailbat]

guys i get my doctor coat tomorrow this is real i’m actually going to be a doctor 🧍🏻

#if u would’ve told 2020 me that i actually made it to dental school she would be so surprised i even survived past december tbh #i will not be a doctor tomorrow but in three years!!!!! #this is just an insane moment for me i’m sry #perhaps i will post a pic of me in it….

[alukaforyou]

if nardo was a kdrama, this would be the mads photoshoot for 1st look / dazed / w korea to promo the hashimada vote episode.

#thats what methinks #perhaps even for elle #idek what those magazines are tbh but i always see nice drama promo pics in them #i was high key resisting the urge to put flowers in the water LMFAO and sparkles #im gonna have a hard time making that water look like water #anyways.. kicking off #madarapicmonday #thats the tag yall hopefully i can keep forcing myself to draw every week lol #naruto #the quality is always gonna be kinda bad until i post the finished version whenever that happens :( #uchiha madara #ah me personal tag for himb #mads #alulu art

[kindahoping4forever]

Luke via Shan Rizwan on IG

#all the love to ig user Shan Rizwan for the content today but Tumblr is tumblring & i had to keep editing the pic to get it to post 😭😭 #5sos #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #luke #instagram #other ig #boy ep #boy #my tags for this era are so inconsistent I really need to figure out what I'm doing 😭😭😭 #kh4f post #so yeah Tumblr deleted my og post and like 3 reposts so i have no idea what my tags were originally #i definitely mentioned that he is tall #and perhaps broad #I probably acted like i wasn't looking at his neck but dear reader I am looking at his neck #definitely noted how much i love that his hair is growing out #i need long hair Luke back in time for my show 😭😭 #long hair Luke at the Fonda last year was a miracle and a surprise and a religious experience can lightning strike twice for me pls #manifest it oh please hear me cries dear thirst gods don't i deserve a lil treat #anyways #Luke in a suit with a T-shirt and sneakers is my preferred Luke in case you were wondering #yeah Vampire Luke has been fun yeah Model Luke is great and obviously slutty stage Luke is Important #but suit + t-shirt is just 🤌🏻 everything idk why #i had more to say but then i got distracted looking at the forehead curls #bye 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

[callibones]

debated sending this or not, b/c we don't rlly know each other and i didn't want it to sound objectifying? but please do not stop tgirl tummy tuesday. not only is it a wonderful way to boost your self confidence. it is a little treat for your followers

FAR FROM IT!!! this made me go AWWW and my eyes lit up. thank you so much.... i was so anxious agajsgsjsg this makes me feel so much better about it :-] i will continue to give my followers lil treats as long as i feel comfortable doin so and im havin fun with it! and i sure am havin fun with it

#callie.txt.exe #anon.zip.pif #YOURE SO SWEET FOR THIS #also. how do i put this #Please Objectify Me #no thats not quite what i mean #how bout this #i havent gotten an ask thats made me feel objectified in a bad way yet and people have sent me much spicier!! #what makes me wanna keep doin stuff like postin pics is (perhaps selfishly) the comments agajshsjsh #the confidence boost isnt just from intrinsically posting it its from people seein it and bein super sweet about it #which a handful of people have been which is so kind and wonderful #ill never know how u feel if u dont say somethin! if youre scared anon exists #but also i dont bite #ive BEEN bitten a lot by a lotta people #but i dont bite personally! #so even if we dont know each other super well u can always dm me or send me an ask or somethin #i like making friends on tumblr. #this goes for ANYONE who wants to be my friend: if u want to talk to me but dont know what to say or when to say it #just send me the word blaseball and ill take it from there >:-]

[ndostairlyrium]

A wardrobe a pyromaniac and a goth walk into a bar...

A revamp of a thingie I did back in 2016 (under the cut). They grow up so fast 😭 LUCKILY

#dragon age #warden cousland #elanor cousland #hawke #kerry #inquisitor lavellan #ankh #ndo sta l'art tag #homegirl was b l o n d e #more like hair dye done wrong and now your head is orange fluo and you're laughing at your reflection asking yourself why #why did I trust this loreal colorista box that said 'keep it for 2hs' and why did I take a nap with my head literally baking on the pillow #2016 was The YearTM before 2020 entered the chat #I was totally not asking 20 euros for a full illustration back then. no no #ela amore mio what was going on #did your bycycle break #I do have a couple of pics I'm very nostalgic about #but nobody cared back then so I was like 'perhaps they aren't good enough' #past me listen #stop posting for people and enjoy being idiotic about things you like #the more you try to validate yourself through others the less you enjoy fandom space #there you go #now keep drawing pigeons

[elvisabutler]

“Ma’am.” He murmured as she looked over at him, her eyes widening just a hair seeing the look in his eyes. She was old enough to know that look and to have had men look at her in that certain sort of way but Elvis’s blue eyes raking over her form was something else entirely.

"You don't think I notice you? You- In what world does the woman who told you she stuck her neck out and bullied multiple executives to have you cast not notice you.” Catherine moves closer to Elvis and finds herself with her chest heaving, almost offended at the notion he’s put forth. “I- Mr. Presley- I’ve noticed you since-” His hands inadvertently tighten their grip on her arms before he shakes his head and moves them down her arms and off of them before he clenches them into fists. “Don’t-” He shuts his eyes as his hands move to her hips. “Thought I told ya not to call me Mr. Presley now, we’re friends ain’t we? Can’t have you callin’ me that.” He can’t stand to hear it, something about hearing her say his name like a title feeling so goddamn wrong.

#quiet on the set inspo #quiet on the set #elvis presley #elvis presley fanfiction #mine #so once upon a time marina basically said that alain delon is a fair stand in for elvis. hence the middle four pics. #because hey he is the stand in on the original moodboard! #yes yes i know ally actually work on your fics. but y'all heat and i don't mix and i was out in 106 degree heat. forgive me for no brain. #( and hey this did get worked on between oppenheimer and barbie. ) #y'all did also get a completely different line. but uh. did not quite match this vibes post's purpose. #i am also posting this at midnight because as they say. fuck it we ball. #perhaps perhaps this next chapter will be spark length shenanigans.

[sharkinfishnetz]

misc bullshit

#art #danganronpa #touhou #umineko #the erika pic is pretty old but i just never posted it here for some reason even tho people liked it on twitter #i will perhaps draw a more normal amount until i have to go back to the tileset trenches for Video Game #digital #going back thru posts to tag today god help me #makoto naegi #junko enoshima #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #tsukasa kudamaki #erika furudo

[goldenhypen]

yALL ???? 🥹 we finally got jake bed selcas ???? 🥹

#went to sleep early just to wake up super late and to my phone dead only to eventually open it and find these 🥹 #iM GONNA CRY THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED LIKE HE RARELY POSTS SELCAS AND THE CHANCES OF IT BEING A BED SELCA OMG #I JUST NEVER EVEN EXPECTED IT AT ALL #yet here we are 🥹 #oMG LIKESJSJSJKK #DO YOU S E E HOW GOOD HE LOOKS RN #OMG 😭 #WHEN I SAW THE NOTIF AND READ ‘JAKE’ I WASNT SURE IF I WAS SEEING THINGS CORRECTLY SJNSSJSJSJ #ssjsjsjs y’all the excitement rushing through me rn is just insane 🥹 #i think these are officially my new fav pics ever perhaps ???? #omg i love him #i cant stop staring 🥹 #gosh jake i love you #em speaks #♡

[deermouth]

So I've run into an interesting issue with my new amanita bisporigera tattoo. The design I went with includes the volva at the base of the stalk, which I did want, as I requested the full image of the fruiting body. However. Especially if my sleeve is rolled down to cover the cap and gills. It ummmmmm looks rather phallic. Lmfao.

#txt #dionysian of me perhaps. #i think the solution is to get some vining plants or something as an addition to the start of a botanical half sleeve #and have the vines curl around the volva to disrupt the shape #for now i just live like this though! #would have been even funnier if I'd asked for amanita phalloides #ill post a pic maybe tonight too. had to take saniderm off yesterday in the showet bc water got in it

[switchbladedick]

ok apologies if i'm overstepping here but i just saw that bath pic and holy shit. oh my god. you are so hot.

u are NOT overstepping at all i actively encourage people being lustful in my inbox/dms PLEASE get hornier

#THANK YOU BTW !!!!! #send me more asks and dms if u wanna be very brave 👀 #i am blushing and smiling teehee #perhaps i will post more pics. for you specifically 🥰

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

y'all i read a book so quick i forgot to take and edit decent pictures of it, what an exciting new problem to have!!

#text #personal #books #reading #dont get me wrong im gonna upload some tomorrow or monday about it for sure but. its nice. to read a book in less than 24 hours 😂 #anyway i was expecting more wolves and fewer chest bursting monsters in THE GIRL IN RED but. whatever #will perhaps make it a review + pic post #and then read some more shorties #im love book #the girl in red #christina henry #lrrh

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash @ Take My Hand Sydney Night 1

#arm #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #ashton #take my hand tour #tmht sydney night 1 #kh4f post #a r r r rr r rr r rr r mmmmmmm #and awwww look at the cutie in the 2nd pic #a baby #and then elsewhere #👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #the duality 🤌🏻 #perhaps i love him #perhaps smooch #perhaps more thoughts as well #perhaps #big man play drum drum #please cuddle and or murder me you giant man