Rejected Bad: Werewolves
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
FADE IN:
INT. POLICE STATION - DAY
Jesse and Hank are sitting across from each other at the table, arguing.
JESSE: Werewolves are way cooler than vampires.
HANK: You're crazy, Jesse. Vampires are the epitome of coolness.
JESSE: Nah, man. Werewolves have super strength, razor-sharp claws and fangs, and let's not forget the whole transforming into a giant wolf thing.
HANK: But vampires have immortality, shape-shifting abilities, and they can control people's minds.
JESSE: Yeah, but they sparkle in the sunlight. That's not cool, Hank.
HANK: That's just in Twilight, Jesse. Not all vampires sparkle.
They continue arguing back and forth for what seems like hours.
JESSE: Don't you just love those Pikachu werewolves, though? They're so cute and fierce at the same time.
HANK: Wait, you're into Pikachu werewolves too? No way. Me too!
They both pull out their phones and show each other their own Pikachu werewolf original characters they created.
JESSE: Dude, that's a sick drawing you made. I love how you made the fur stand up like that. And I like the pairing with your unicorn character!
HANK: Thanks, man. I worked really hard on it.
Jesse and Hank bond over their mutual love of Pikachu werewolves and eventually call a truce in their monster debate.
HANK: You know, Jesse, it's nice to have someone to geek out with about this kind of stuff.
JESSE: Definitely, man. We should do this more often.
FADE OUT.
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With resin'd hair and blistered toes
poem excerpt by Patrick Ladbrooke
pose @ foxcity - intoxiskate
:.:PINK UNICORN::. / BACKDROP San Francisco \ merged
glasses @ fetch - bianca glasses
nails @ veechi - heart flitter tips
hair @ truth collective w/ Wasabi - pudding
outfit by neve @ faMESHed - squish jacket / mellow pant
skates @ neve - roller disco
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It’s Toy Time Tuesday!
With Mia & Me Kyara Wing Unicorn!
Mia Me is back for the 2nd time in a row because more photos of the toys were uncovered. It’s likely they come out in waves along with (maybe) seasons of the show. But, because it is a Europe thing, it’s harder to tell what’s going on from the USA.
Kyara is a later season / later episodes child character, and is pretty special above others because not only a pegasus but a unicorn too. She has good fantasy elements like peacock-type eyelet circles for the feather tips, circles symbol, dapple shoulder, and slightly transparent yellow horn. It looks like the flower hair clips are meant to give her a ‘pigtails / twintails’ hair style common to little kids. Notice that the hooves seem to be separate pieces so they’re not just painted on there. She has the traditional “unicorn lions’ tail” but styled in a twist. The yellow eyes are a nice touch too. She does look like the show, except maybe the eyebrows are a bit denser here. Probably a pretty good collectible, but you won’t see it on usa shelves. (which is too bad)
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I DREW A PINK PONY AND A PINK CAT FOR A FAMILY-FRIEND'S DAUGHTER AND IT WAS TOO MUCH FUN
Who would've guessed my several years of only drawing ponies would someday come in handy
cuz I didn't
I also discovered that my favourite brushes also exist for procreate which was VERY useful
But I still prefer photoshop hehe
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Rejected Bad: Scarf
The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.
INT. SCHRADER RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Marie is sitting on the couch, knitting fervently, with a determined expression on her face. Hank approaches, wearing his Pink Unicorn hat, visibly excited.
HANK: (cheerfully) Hey, Marie! Look at this bad boy, the Pink Unicorn beanie! Isn't it cool?
Marie glances at Hank, her eyes narrowing with mischievous intent.
MARIE: (smiling) Oh, Hank, I'm glad you're enjoying your obsession with Pink Unicorns. That gives me an idea...
Hank furrows his brows, sensing trouble.
HANK: (cautiously) Uh, Marie, what are you up to?
INT. SCHRADER RESIDENCE - KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS
Marie walks over to a drawer, opens it, and reveals a box full of toy snakes. She places a realistic-looking rubber snake on the counter, glancing back at Hank with a sly grin.
MARIE: (teasingly) Well, if you're going to indulge in Pink Unicorns, why can't I have my own obsession, huh? Prepare yourself, Hank.
Hank steps back, his expression filled with terror.
HANK: (panicked) Marie, please! You know how terrified I am of snakes!
INT. SCHRADER RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM - NEXT DAY
Marie starts knitting at an even faster pace, a twinkle of mischief in her eyes. She holds up a long, knitted fabric with a pattern resembling a T-Rex.
MARIE: (proudly) Voilà, Hank! The T-Rex scarf, just for me.
Hank's eyes widen, relief quickly replacing his fear.
HANK: (laughing nervously) Oh, thank goodness. For a moment, I thought you were going to unleash the snake-pocalypse in our house!
INT. SCHRADER RESIDENCE - KITCHEN - DAY
Marie picks up a tupperware container and places the rubber snake inside. She looks at it, contemplating.
MARIE: (teasingly) Although... I could always sneak this little guy into your drawer. You know, just to keep you on your toes, Hank.
Hank's eyes widen once again, panic coursing through his veins.
HANK: (desperately) Marie, please! Not the snakes!
FADE OUT TO RED AND OMINOUS LAUGHTER.
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