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In case you all didn’t see surachi’s drawing, the kid Icarus discord came up with “the gods shapeshift into pit” and here’s my contribution to that: Phit
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quickitches · 2 months
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The Arrangement
tagged: scent kink, F/F
Louisa stood outside the door. She had to work up the courage to actually knock. Her heart was pounding. She bit her lip, slowly raised her hand.
Knock knock.
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A few hours earlier. "Damn it damn it damn it!" Louisa cursed to nobody in particular, alone in the locker room. She had lost, and lost badly. A shameful first for her - a set without winning a game. She couldn't turn it around after that, her motivation shattered. Kelly had been in the bleachers of course, front row.
Lou tossed her tanktop and skirt into the gym bag, then scratched her back with the racket. How long had it been, again? Lou picked up her phone, brought up the texts with Kelly. Or "Smelly", as Lou had saved her number. The girl had sent her Motivation mode: ON! last Thursday. An emoji every day after that... Nine days? Nine whole days. Last time it had been five.
She had an Arrangement with Kelly. A week or so before every match, Kelly would stop bathing. If Louisa won, she'd be rewarded - first, she would get to give Smelly Kelly a nice, long bath. Then, they'd have what Kelly disparagingly refered to as 'normie sex'. Losing meant getting a punishment instead: Lou on a leash, serving the stinking nerd's kinky whims.
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Kelly opened the door. Nine days of showerless musk greeted Lou. She blinked, her nose twitched. She tried her best to keep her composure. "Shame about the match, Lou." said Smelly. She hugged Louisa. Lou hugged her back, coughing and gagging a little as her nose was forced in the crook of the tall woman's neck. With her arms raised up for the hug, the odor of Kelly's pits made it to Lou's nose. Just a taste, considering what would come after. "Can't win every time, I guess."
The apartment was a mess, as always. Several sets of Kelly's shoes were strewn about the hallway. In the living room, Louisa had to push away a stack of papers and a box of cables on the couch to make space for her gym bag. The table was covered in empty glasses, mugs and plates. Snack wrappers and fast food bags. So unhealthy! There was a single empty spot, clearly where Kelly would put her feet up while gaming.
Lou opened up her gym bag. Normally she'd cringe at the stink of her sweaty clothes. Not here, though. The sweat of a single tennis match could not elbow past the stench of Kelly. Louisa changed into the sweaty match outfit. She made a show out of undressing. It was putting on the tennis outfit that grabbed Kelly's attention. Once Lou was dressed again, Kelly put her hand under her skirt and fondled her on the butt. "Don't be sad, superstar. Next time you'll kick their ass."
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Thinking was all but impossible. Louisa was on all fours with the collar around her neck, the other end of the leash around Kelly's wrist as she played her video game. Kelly had stripped down to her panties and socks. The sweatpants and tanktop she wore added to the smelly pile of clothes on the other end of the couch.
Smelly's legs were spread, and Lou's face was inches away from the bulge in those stripey black panties. Kelly's sedentiary lifestyle meant her cock and balls had been stewing in their own sweat, cultivating a thick, musky stench like nothing else in the world. Desires swirled in Lou's head. She wanted to, needed to lick Smelly Kelly's reeking balls, kiss her fat belly, suck on those disgustingly sweaty nipples.
Kelly would often talk about being 'musk-drunk'. Until now, Louisa had dismissed that as just another dumb fetish meme. But now, slack-jawed, drooling, wanting nothing more than to throw herself all over this reeking nerd, a single coherent thought managed to float to the top of Louisa's mind: Guess it was real.
Smelly paused her game for a moment and left her gamepad on Lou's upper back. She reached into her panties to scratch herself. A tug on Lulu's leash brought her face closer to the cotton panties. The fingers raking up and down inside agitated the pubes, releasing more of the caked-in grimy stink. "This... Fifth time scratch... Itchy?" Lou said. She swallowed her drool, blinked a couple of times. Focus, focus. She tried again. "Why do you keep itching it?" "It's nothing you need to worry about, tennis girl." Kelly took her hand out and brought it to Louisa's lips. Lou touched her nose to the fingertips. She drank the stench in. Her concern about Smelly's itching crotch was washed away immediately.
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Kelly had given Lou a break. She went to the kitchen to grab an energy drink. Louisa sat on the couch. It was no secret Kelly was into tennis players. It bordered on a fetish, really. Above the TV there was a shelf adorned with all kinds of tennis memorabilia. Tennis balls, replica trophies, even a figure of a tennis player from some video game or anime. Kelly wasn't sure.
"One for you, one for me." Kelly returned with two cans. She handed the sugar-free one to Lou, turned off the video game. She picked up her phone and played a video on the TV. 'Melissa and Amy Shower After the Match.' The two actresses were in tennis dresses, tastefully sweaty, kissing in the locker room. The dialogue was poorly written, not that Louisa was in any mental state to notice that. She gulped her energy drink down quickly and left the empty can on the trash-covered table. "More." "Sorry, love. Those were the last drinks." "No, Smelly. More sniffing." "More?! Last time you swore you would never lose a game again, Lulu!" Kelly said. "Ask and ye shall receive."
Smelly Kelly raised her arm. She tried to pull Louisa's face in with the leash but Lou needed no encourangement. She shoved her face into the armpit hair, sniffing noisily. The smell was different here. No less intoxicating. Lou licked at the skin below the armpit but kept an eye on the soft porn playing before her. The two tennis girls had stripped down to their underwear and hopped in the shower. They made out, grinding against eachother, water soaking their sports bras and panties. Louisa reached down to Kelly's crotch. At first she just scratched her. Then she grabbed Kelly's cock through the cotton panties. They were already stained with precum, a wet spot on the black and white striped fabric. Kelly's toes curled up with the motions of Louisa's hand, up and down, up and down.
"Someone's turning into a dirty little muskslut, isn't she? When you can think again, Louisa, we will discuss the Arrangement." "No... I want--" She could not find the word. How frustrating. "--sniffs...?" "Exactly. This will be your reward from now on, dear." Lou closed her eyes and purred into Kelly's pit. "And this is yours." Lou placed her mouth above Kelly's armpit and bit her. The teeth sank in just enough to leave an impression on the supple skin. Her mouth filled with the pungent taste of stale sweat, her tongue burning. Kelly moaned. Her left hand stroked along Lou's inner thigh. Its sister gripped the empty energy drink can, quickly crushing it. She came. A weak, watery load stained her panties. She wiggled and shimmied - something Louisa always made fun of. Not today, though. Lou's mouth was too full of armpit.
The video Kelly had played was over. She laid her head back, the only sound in the room Louisa's hungry sniffing and licking at her pit. Lou was groping her boob now. Kelly sighed happily and put her hand over Louisa's. "We'll hit the shower. Then, I'm eating you out. Deal?" "No! I like you stinky." "Musk slut. Say what you are." "I'm Smelly Kelly's muskslut." "Good girl."
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asidian · 1 month
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Ooooh... for the WIP meme, Karlach berzerk times, or dog if you prefer? (or both, if I'm very lucky)
Just little snippets since both have been asked for already, but here you go. Thanks for tagging me in such a fun meme! :>
Karlach berserk times:
"Pity there's no bridge," says Gale. "I don't especially feel inclined to join our deceased compatriots in the pit, just now."
"There," says Astarion. "You see? Can't be helped. Best if we just set out for Moonrise."
"Don't you have some kind of spell for that?" says Karlach – and when Astarion makes a comical, affronted sort of a sound, she loops an arm around his shoulders, casual, and jostles him playfully. "Sorry, fangs. Gotta ask."
But Gale is shaking his head, slow and thoughtful. "All out, I'm afraid."
"Just as we're out of potions," Astarion puts in. "Tragic that we can't save every wet kitten along the roadside, but it seems we'll have to leave one be, for a change."
Dog:
"It'll get into the supplies, you know," Astarion says, primly, from where he's sitting by the fire. "I hope whoever extended the invitation to our newest little camp hanger-on thought far enough ahead to arrange for a leash and a tether at night."
Shadowheart is beside him, knelt by the fire to allow a sausage on a stick to slowly char. "Come, now," she tells him. "We don't keep you leashed at night, and you stand to sink your teeth into something far more valuable than a few scraps here and there."
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firstkanaphans · 4 months
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People I Wanna Know Better Tag Meme
I was tagged by the lovely @blmpff
Last Song?
Strawberries & Cigarettes by Troye Sivan. It’s been on my playlist ever since Khaotung said it was a SandRay song and I haven’t gotten tired of it yet.
Favorite Color?
Pink. I bought my first house a couple years ago and I’m currently in the process of turning it into a Barbie Dream House. No boys allowed.
Currently Watching?
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Now that Twins is over, I’m probably going to restart either Pit Babe or Cooking Crush. Leaning towards Pit Babe since GMMTV pissed me off by making the uncut version of Cooking Crush unavailable for international viewers.
Last Movie?
I went to see A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes with my dad, who loves the Hunger Games. I had read the books and knew what to expect, but my dad had not and was very disappointed. He said the ending was “unsatisfying.” I liked it, though.
Sweet/Spicy/Savory?
Sweet 🍦🍫🍪🍰🍩
Relationship Status?
No, thank you
Current Obsessions?
Phee and Jin on Dead Friend Forever, which is unfortunate considering we are being fed only crumbs and for some reason the writers have decided to spend what looks to be a full two episodes on flashbacks. Newsflash: if you need more than one episode to tell the backstory, those flashbacks should be sprinkled throughout, not fed to the viewer all at once because by the time we get back to the A plot, no one’s going to remember what’s happening. But I digress…
Last Thing You Googled?
“Luna Park fire.” I started watching The Ghost Train Fire documentary on Netflix and went down a rabbit hole.
Selfie or Another Pic You Took?
This is a screenshot I took. Does that count?
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No clue where the original pic came from because it wasn’t sourced, but it makes me happy 🥹
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syrena-del-mar · 4 months
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People I wanna know better tag meme
Tagged by the lovely @lurkingshan!
Last Song?
In the middle of studying, so I've had Hozier on replay. This is the currently the song that is playing at the moment.
Favorite Color?
At the moment I've been buying everything forest green, so I guess that would be my favorite color as of now!
Currently Watching?
Weekly Watching: The Last Twilight, Twins (recently finished), The Sign, Dead Friend Forever, Pit Babe, Percy Jackson
Mindless Watching/Listening: Theresa, Rebelde. So I like always having something on while I drive, since I usually am on the road about 3-4 hours a day so I've been nostalgic and listening to novelas that I grew up with.
Last Movie?
It's been some time since I watched a movie, probably since early December, but it was Dime Cuando. You can find it on Netflix under Tell Me When. It's a light-hearted comedy about getting back to your roots, but it honestly feels like a love-letter to Mexico City.
Sweet/Spicy/Savory?
For meals, I prefer spicy, but I can tolerate a whole lot more Mexican spice (habaneros, etc.) than Asian Spiciness. And along with the spiciness, I love the saltiness/lime of Mexican cuisine.
I am known to have a sweet-tooth, so for snacks/candy I'll still choose salty and spicy. But I really enjoy sweet breads; no chocolate for me though.
Relationship status?
Chronically single. Last relationship was in my very early 20s and I've just thrown myself in my work and education, so I've had not time for anything else.
Current obsessions?
Anything you've seen reblogged, but I guess out of all the shows I've watched...KinnPorsche? Between Us? Those have stuck with me for some time now.
Last thing you googled?
"How to overlay a gif on a gif using Photoshop 2023?" I haven't used Photoshop since 2016/2017, and the version I was accustomed to using was Photoshop cs5. Let's just say that there's a learning curve. Selfie or another pic you took?
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This is Samantha Jane. I accidentally adopted her from a patient on Halloween of 2020. All I had been told was that she was a beagle and 13 years old, so imagine my surprise I see she’s very much not a beagle. Her original owners had the adoption papers of when she was in the pound as a puppy and she had been listed as a Doberman. So I always say that I was both tricked and treated that Halloween. Tagging @sunshinechay, @a-slut-for-vegaspete, @bokkiesplace, @shannankle, and @waitmyturtles.
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brofisting · 5 months
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tag game: 9 questions for 9 people!
tagged by @phneltwrites
last song: listening to TOMORROW X TOGETHER's Coming Back For More (TXT Ver.) rn
currently watching: Cooking Crush! And Love Senior, somewhat. I am massively behind on my television also I can't watch Pit Babe until the new Roku thing I ordered arrives because now I refuse to watch it anywhere other than in my living room on the television and iQiyi broke itself purposefully on the old Google Chrome which is what we had before. I am very mad about it.
three ships: why is this hard rn..... i'm in a place where i'm just like Yeah Hit Me. uhhh everyone/everyone (every kpop group)? Dean/Castiel. Sasuke/Naruto
favorite color: all colors are good but i only like purple in context. i'm very into light yellow-ish greens right now. i wear a lot of pink and red as an Accent Color
currently consuming: i am eating a bagel with cream cheese and drinking my coffee
first ship: If we are talking in a fandom context, I think it probably has to be Inuyasha/Kagome, but could also potentially be Alanna/George from the Alanna the Lioness series by Tamora Pierce.
relationship status: single & considering mingling
last movie: ohhh my god. uhhhh. was it the barbie movie? WAIT NO IT WAS FAST & FURIOUS TOKYO DRIFT
currently working on: some illustrations at my job i'm not supposed to be doing illustrations for but i was like "between having to talk to another human person and just doing it myself right now doing it myself won"
tagging @jukebox-head @reserve @soteddybeartender @mangoamango @hobbular @sashayed @quinnofthedead @engine000 & You (if you need a meme to do)
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oilan · 5 months
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Fic Meme
Tagged by @robertawickham ages ago.
Rules: Pick any ten of your fics, scroll roughly to the midpoint, pick a line (or three) and share it. Then tag ten people.
Worthwhile Endeavors (my new year's resolution is to finish this)
On Enjolras' left, Bahorel was regaling Courfeyrac with a story that had taken place several evenings before involving, apparently, a very pretty young woman who Bahorel had allowed to woo him back to her rooms. Across the table, Laigle cut into a conversation involving mesmerism to tease a blushing Prouvaire about a mademoiselle who had lately caught his eye. Grantaire, having reappeared at last, loudly interjected with ribald comments now and then. And Enjolras, looking around at the friends he so admired, felt strongly aware of the great gulf between all of them and himself.
2. La Saint-Sylvestre
Grinning triumphantly, Grantaire was poised to empty the remaining brandy into the punchbowl, but was interrupted by a portly young man standing nearby. “Pardon, you three. Someone has already-" “Pardon?” said Grantaire, rounding on him. “This fellow does not know true heroics when he sees it! Pardon, but do you wish to be the cause of this party’s demise? If not, do not stand in the way of its triumph!”
3. Les Âmes
The group turned to see Bahorel sitting side by side with Jean Prouvaire atop the ruin of the barricade. Bahorel was beaming at them. “It took you all long enough, but here you are! We have been waiting for you. Really, Enjolras, I can’t believe you had the audacity to fling my body into the Rue Mondetour like all the others! Do I not deserve a place of honor? You should have propped me up on the barricade here, carbine in hand. It might have given the national guard quite a fright!”
4. Expectations (Now I know exactly how Lucille feels here...)
In the center of the chaos, Lucille was sitting on a sofa, her hair disheveled and falling from where she had hastily pinned it, her dressing gown hanging off one shoulder as she tried unsuccessfully to nurse her new daughter. Enjolras averted his eyes, but Combeferre was moved with sympathy as he watched the baby struggle to push away from her, screaming all the while.
5. Tomorrow We Move Forward
With a muffled thunk two objects, carefully hidden inside of the hat, tipped over and fell against the bottom of the box. They were a pair of pistols, percussion cap, the metal mechanisms shining in the waning light. Attempting to ignore the hollow feeling in the pit of his stomach, Combeferre took one of the pistols in his hands and turned it over, examining the weapon carefully. It was brand new and superbly crafted.
6. La Beauté du Diable de l'Ésprit
“Ah, you made it! Jehan, let the fellow in, for God’s sake- you can gawp at each other later.” He clapped Courfeyrac on the shoulder. “I’m pleased to see you made it here. Courfeyrac, this is Jean Prouvaire- our host. Jehan, I found Courfeyrac at the Sorbonne today. A baby lawyer- fresh from his parents’ nest.”
7. A Regrettable Encounter
Combeferre did not reply, and merely continued to stare hard at his two friends, as if silently willing them to leave. His companion, who was only slightly less inebriated, looked uncomfortably from them to Combeferre and back again. “You know each other? Well, of course you many join us. The more the merrier after all—" and Combeferre looked even unhappier at that.
8. Step By Step
“Nevermind them. Do you know a song in triple time you might sing?” There was a sardonic glint in Combeferre’s eye. “Ranz des Vaches.” Enjolras gave a surprised laugh. “I- I suppose that might work.” “I’m not going to sing you any song involving cows.” Combeferre wrapped an arm around Enjolras’ waist and took his other hand, positioning himself for a second attempt. “I should hope you would give me more credit for romance than that.”
9. Despite All Rationality
Something clenched in Enjolras’ chest, but he chose not to respond, setting some bread and cheese on the nightstand instead. “You might eat something as well.” “Fine.” Combeferre looked as though he did not know whether to be dejected or vexed. “If you don’t want to hear about Dupuytren you- you could still just sit with me for a bit. We haven’t said a word to each other since-“
10. The Process of Healing
The pair spent the remainder of the day in the sitting room, ensconced in armchairs, Enjolras reading and Combeferre attempting to doze when he was not busy coughing or shivering with fever. He was too ill to even look much at the portrait above the fireplace, and more than once, he caught Enjolras’ drawn expression turned towards him. At this, he attempted to hide his discomfort, pretending he was not both chilled and hot, that every movement did not pain him.
Tagging @adamsvanrhijn @marschallin @oldbookist @baronmpontmercy @astarion-dekarios
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katyspersonal · 6 months
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i get what you mean, with the fandom being so slow and the in-groups being so tight-knit that it's really hard to get involved and you end up always afraid of stepping "out of line" and losing visibility that any breath of fresh air is good enough. and also most new people who seem promising seem to quickly join with the in-groups, too. i don't know if you can relate, but there are some people who just appeared a while ago who i wish i could speak to but since they already associated with someone who is already known for not play nice, i end up just keeping my distance...
Ahhhhh shoot yeah, sometimes I wonder if this image of the fandom is just my delusional hallucination... but then people that can see more than me sorta confirm it, and now you do too, so I guess I still have it in me to complete the correct picture from only small pieces. I can't really relate to the "fear of losing visibility" though as someone who occasionally does followers purge to prevent becoming popular, but I can relate to feeling the pit in my stomach when a new fan quickly latches onto the "bad guys" or their "sponsors" x)
It is also for this reason why our group of mutuals (the so-called Lore Council) and OUR "sponsors" (I just think this is a very funny word for avid supporters sorry xD) do whatever we can to look unassuming and goofy, as well as prevent possessiveness or control-freakery within our camp? We even almost never block people, ffs. Nobody should be forced to choose the covenant (in passive fandom state) or side (in active fandom drama state). And the interesting bit? Some people didn't! And you can only find out by coming forward! I am not sure whether by "not play nice" you mean starting pointless media literacy discource or really hardcore stuff such as slander, stalking and harrassing but in either case, you see a fan that interests you interact with 'em? Interact with that fan too! One or several of the people you wanna avoid sending asks to that fan or tagging them in a meme or even drawing their OC does NOT mean they have marked their territory like a dog or whatever! We are all civilized adults here, not animals. Show 'em that they did not "claim" this person by just interacting first, show 'em that you are not afraid and you will show interest and support to whoever you damn please! You will find that actually enough people do not consider themselves to be a part of the "covenant" and thus obligated to stick to some rules and blacklists- and heck, many will feel defensive if peer-pressured to play this ridiculous game!
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Yeah yeah,, I knowww, easier said than done x) Still, many people who are sensitive to the conflict (active or passive) keep mistaking someone from "another camp" interacting with The Guy for the possessive boyfriend grab thing, which it isn't. If anything, any new fan will be the happier the more interactions they get, they just wanna discuss their ideas, no matter with who! And if they do decide to disown you... well, isn't it better to find it out for sure when it happens, instead of just assuming the worst from the get go?
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in-sufficientdata · 9 months
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The Stuff I Do Around Here
@accessible-tumbling: Transcribing things that need alt text. I share different posts on that blog than on main, so go follow over there if you want to see more stuff i like to share.
@does-the-mashup-slap: Polls to vote on whether a mashup slaps or sucks.
@ErrantPedantry: Linguistics blog by a (not really) reformed pedant who likes to explain things.
@HumanCellTournament: Tournament to vote on which of your body's cells (or their chemical components) is the best.
@music-interpretation-review: Daily song reviews & polls, looking at music & how it was played/sung. Also home to a tournament pitting song covers against each other.
@MythologyOlympics: Mythological figure tournament. All pantheons eligible.
@QueerDotEDU: This only has posts about asexuality on it right now but i want to expand it to educate on things like bisexuality as well. I'm still researching for that.
@rp-visions: This is kind of a DWRP thing, but it's images for visualosities. You create a page on your character journal with images that make you think of the character. All the images are sourced or reblogged from the op.
@StarlightPrompts: Daily writing prompts.
@TheCenter-CannotHold: Moodboards and stuff.
@under--deconstruction: Deconstruction blog run by an exvangelical former cult member.
@Warren-TheRealG-Harding: Politics from a Marion native (if you're from Marion yk)
@YouMightBeAutistic: Reblogging posts about autism to educate and inform.
Taglist
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sharing: encouragements | art | music | memes | audio shitposts | animals | stories | poetry | photos | signs | gifs | reaction images
informative: language | linguistics | etymology | lgbtq | history | science | interesting stuff | parenting | autism | adhd
cws: political | current events | chronic illness | mental illness | religion /exvangelical / cult deconstruction | discourse
fandoms: star trek | the stand | the hunger games | stranger things | lotr | dc | marvel | death note | minecraft | russian doll | our flag means death
(Thanks to @DrunkonSchadenfreude for making it way easier to remember what I even blog about.)
Post under construction.
[2023.8.25: Taglist project started.] [2023.12.6: Blog names updated & alphabetized.]
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Best Habsburg Monarch: Hungarian Edition Finally Commences
Are you still here with us? I deeply apologize for the delay, lads and ladies. Anyway, the titular tournament of this blog may be over, but we still aren't quite done yet. Consider this a little addendum to the Best Monarch Of Hungary (Before Mohács). Afterwards, I was thinking about doing a little Best Monarch Of Hungary, Period or Ultimate Monarch Of Hungary poll, where we would pit the winner of this tournament against I.Mátyás. Anyway, the rules are much the same as in the titular tournament, i.e.:
New rounds of the main poll on Sundays; again, there may or may not be bonus polls, posted whenever the admin gets an idea for one.
You know how it goes by now. One-on-one duels, bracket, 4 rounds. 16 contestant in Round 1, 8 in Round 2, 4 in Seminfinals and 2 in Finals.
This time, we are including Hungarian AND German AND Czech names (Slovaks will understand; we are, after all, in the period of Biblical Czech and czechoslovak togetherness). We apologize to any Croats, Romanians etc. out there, but representing everyone would make the naming system too unwieldy. We are still using primarily Hungarian language for the consistency, but we are aware that considering the period discussed, this is much more controversial than it was in the original.
These guys are probably going to be more well-known overall, but just in case, I am having a What Did They Do For Us section, taken from the Habsburg Encyclopedia, my notes, and if necessary, other sources (I may use Wikipedia here, sorry).
Again, we most ardently encourage propaganda and antipropaganda, as well as spreading the news of this bracket, with a single caveat: @best-habsburg-monarch DNI, sorry. Please, don't endorse or reblog this bracket - we'd like to give our electorate the chance to speak for themselves. Not to say you cannot participate if you are a fan, or hell even the admin of Best Habsburg Monarch! Just do so as a private blog, that's all we ask.
TAGS:
#main bracket - polls and recaps of the main bracket #main bracket recap - recaps of the rounds of the main bracket #bonus polls - well, bonus polls #memes - well, memes #about us - what others say about this bracket (with our response or otherwise) #housekeeping - other posts, mainly about how this poll works, updates etc.
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Thumbnail: https://mindentudasboltja.hu/Tabula-Hungariae-Lazarus-1528
Profile Pic: https://www.hungarianconservative.com/articles/culture_society/legends-tales-and-the-doctrine-of-the-holy-crown-of-hungary/)
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I posted 2,632 times in 2022
That's 1,578 more posts than 2021!
831 posts created (32%)
1,801 posts reblogged (68%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@sreegs
@kilgorezouzou
@red-mercer
@howling-techie
@iamoutofideas
I tagged 2,367 of my posts in 2022
Only 10% of my posts had no tags
#tumblr - 378 posts
#star trek - 132 posts
#hell - 106 posts
#meme - 75 posts
#world heritage post - 74 posts
#ds9 - 63 posts
#guy fieri - 58 posts
#tumblr ads - 54 posts
#feliz jueves - 54 posts
#ai - 51 posts
Longest Tag: 132 characters
#the memories april fools was kind of one of these things that made it through as a joke about features that every social network has
My Top Posts in 2022:
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who's so busy they have to tag a two second video "watch later"?
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Years ago, when Tumblr was still owned by Yahoo, Yahoo wanted Tumblr to use their video player, rather than Tumblr's own video player. This was partially to unify analytics, but mostly because Yahoo planned to put pre-roll ads on Tumblr videos. You know those unskippable Youtube ads? That's what was going to happen to Tumblr videos.
The only reason it didn't happen out is because Tumblr staff pushed back on the idea, saying it was absolutely idiotic and would anger users beyond their breaking point.
The next time you're angry at staff for fucking up something a lil bit, or trying to make money in some optional way, keep this in mind.
84,463 notes - Posted February 25, 2022
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As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website's days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle none of its acquiring companies pulled the plug on this money pit. But it will happen if it continues its trajectory.
Whether you like it or not, Tumblr needs to make money off you somehow in order to stay up. It either serves ads or asks for money to use it. This has been a paradigm on the web longer than many of you have been alive. It's Tumblr's job to make money right now because it's well past its grace period of being a black hole for cash. This has actually always been Tumblr's job, since it is a corporation, but that's capitalism for ya.
If you want Tumblr to be here for free and you want to continue to use it, you do yourself a disservice by opposing any changes Tumblr makes in order to pay for its costs. When this site finally goes belly-up then you're gonna be Tumblr-less until whatever startup takes its place and the cycle repeats itself.
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105,961 notes - Posted February 24, 2022
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123,340 notes - Posted March 30, 2022
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cecexwrites · 8 months
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Me? with another long winded explanation in regards to my not being around like I said I would be in my last post? More likely than you think.
about as likely as me using an outdated meme like the millennial that I am.
so! Life has been chaos for the past like- month. Basically I came home from my vacation, my bestie was coming to town and kind of invited herself over to my house, which was functioning as little more than my depression pit.
cue me spending a lot of time freaking out about cleaning up and then rearranging all my furniture more than once and focusing on the wrong parts of cleaning up the house because of course I did. I've spent every night for the past two weeks going home and panicking about the house and stressing out over it.
my friend flew in with her husband and child this week. Sunday I spent like- all day at a baseball game with my co-workers then that night at dinner with the friend group. thursday I spent all day with my bestie and her family. Last night we went to karaoke. It was so much fun but it meant I had no time for anything.
Also I'm behind on my work work so I'm also scrambling to try and catch up with that and seeing as work is where I enter all my edits and post my stories- that fell off as well.
then cherry on top, my aunt is moving in with me because I come from an incredibly selfish family who would rather my aunt live in her car than giving up their daughter's playroom or the room that my cousin stays in a few nights a month. So Now my time is being spent getting that room ready for her. But! hopefully all that will be finished up this weekend.
tomorrow I am going to dinner with my mom, brother and sister in law for my birthday (which is Wednesday) and then, hopefully, after that, everything will calm the fuck down enough for me to be able to be around and do things and write and get back to a place where I can do things that make me happy as opposed to me just constantly feeling like I'm running to catch up on everything.
though considering I'm meant to go to New Mexico in two weeks and I still don't have plane tickets- I'm thinking we might have to keep running for a while.
anyway, I see the tags and the love I've gotten recently and I do so appreciate it and I will be diving into everyone's stuff as soon as I can and I'm sorry for being so absent
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eirenical · 1 year
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OK, so I’ve been thinking a bit about how I fell into c dramas lately.  Because I can’t seem to make the timeline make sense in my head.  And after much research this afternoon, I think I’ve finally figured out why: the pandemic really has just entirely fucked with my perception of time.  O_o;;;
I keep thinking that I just got into DMBJ like... “last year.”  It FEELS like it should have been last year.  But after that one WiP Title meme response, I was abruptly reminded that I was just getting into HeiPing almost exactly a year ago... and that was at LEAST a year after first getting into DMBJ.  So I did some looking.
I reblogged my first TLTR posts in mid-late July OF 2020.  Definitely NOT a year ago.  XD  And I caved and got an iQIYI subscription around the end of July/beginning of August of 2020 to watch it.  So it’s been like... 2 1/2 YEARS, not ONE year.  OTZ
Thanks pandemic... everything that happened around when you started was “a year ago” I GUESS???
Then I got curious about when I first got into c-dramas, because in my head that was “a couple of years ago” but CLEARLY IT WAS NOT.
My first tagged The Untamed post was from November of 2019.
...............REALLY.
I’m almost certain I started watching that in the summer of 2019.  But either way, it was only a YEAR (or less???) from my first forays into c dramas to landing in the DMBJ pit?
No WONDER my mental timeline construct on that one is so fucked up.  I was so sure I was in TUD fandom for longer than a year before branching out into Guardian and I was sure I was in Guardian for at least a year before stumbling into DMBJ but CLEARLY THAT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE CASE????
OMG, I am so confused.  O_o;;;
I was writing (and posting) Legacies Lost up until the first full semester of lockdown began, which would have been Fall of 2020.  And I don’t THINK I was in Guardian fandom before that?  Maybe I overlapped more than I thought?
...my first Guardian post was May of 2020, but I’d clearly been watching for at least a little while by the time I reblogged that post.
I am SO fucking confused, you guys.  I REALLY THOUGHT I was in c drama fandoms for much much longer before landing in DMBJ.  HOW IS THAT SO CRUNCHED AND CONDENSED???
Ooooooooooh.  OK, I see.  I forgot that the summer of 2019 was Rocketman summer.  And I was definitely NOT yet in c drama fandoms at the time.  But now I remember that a friend was putting The Untamed on my dash for at LEAST 6 months to a year before I started watching it.  That might be why it seemed like it was longer.  And I guess I really must have overlapped more between Guardian and TUD than I thought I had.  The tipping point to me posting more Guardian stuff was in June of 2020 and it was a month after that that I fell into DMBJ.
WOW.
Sorry guys; probably no one cares, but this is weirding me out a little.  XD  All this time I really thought I was in Guardian fandom for way longer than DMBJ but APPARENTLY NOT???  I’m so confused.  XD
OK.  I’m gonna go... toddle off and think about other things now.  XD
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kawaiikenna · 1 year
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I posted 808 times in 2022
That's 808 more posts than 2021!
32 posts created (4%)
776 posts reblogged (96%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@stealingyourbones
@rainybyday
@tourettesdog
@ashoutinthedarkness
@im-totally-not-an-alien-2
I tagged 324 of my posts in 2022
#danny phantom - 261 posts
#dp x dc - 215 posts
#danny fenton - 198 posts
#dc - 139 posts
#prev tags - 118 posts
#dc x dp - 118 posts
#batman - 110 posts
#dp - 108 posts
#dc comics - 96 posts
#jason todd - 86 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#this fic doesnt just live in my head rent free its rattling the contents of my head around like a maraca and will not let me rest until i m
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
A thought I cannot get out of my head.
Since the Fenton parents use guns a lot and the kiddos use them plus the Thermoses, they have pretty damn high marksmanship. Danny even more so with the use of his ectoblasts. So anyways, I really just want all the moments where Team Phantom is cornered as a civilian and they whip out guns. Fully under self defense but they just amaze people around them. They can hit all of the non vital spots, are able to make the shots to knock the weapons out of the assailants’ hands, those kinds of things.
Like I just want them to show off their marksmanship. All four of them, Sam, Danny, Jazz, and Tucker, all have concealed carry permits. I just want them to whip out guns and the batfam are not entirely sure what to think about them.
Idk. This sounded way cooler in my head. -_-;;;;
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#4
Dick seeing Tim on his phone waiting outside of a store and tries talking to him. Gets ignored but continues talking anyway.
Tim walking up to Dick: Hey I didn’t realize you were coming here too.
Dick stops talking and stares at the other teen. Then looks back to the one he had been talking too.
Dick, in all his vintage meme knowledge: Wait a minute, who are you?
Gothic girl walks out of the store and the teen in question walks away, hand in hand, with her.
Tim: Did you just mistake a random stranger as me? Again Dick?
Dick: I’ve been bamboozled again. You know what? It’s been a long day and I probably haven’t slept in as long as you.
Tim, grinning: I doubt that but ok.
In the distance;
Sam: Did you just get mistaken for a Wayne by one of the Wayne kids? Again? It’s been only a week since we came to Gotham.
Danny: You know what? I stopped questioning it after two failed kidnappings, five reporters trying to talk to me, and at least another dozen people trying to get my autograph. At least there aren’t any ghost attacks here.
Sam: Amen to that.
~~~
A continuation of this post. Thanx for the support everyone!! X3
2,037 notes - Posted October 13, 2022
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Me in the shower: imagine if Danny just went and offered Jason a ecto friendly snack and was like;
Danny: You’re not you when you’re hungry.
With Jason just being wtf? Where did this child spawn from???
Danny: Please just eat the snack. You’re making me hungry just from looking at you.
Jason: *accepts the snack but is very concerned and confused.*
Based on that one head cannon/post about how pit rage is caused by hunger.
2,256 notes - Posted September 1, 2022
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Adding to this post.
Danny now has several different recipes that he regularly cooks for Jason. He also stops by at least once a week to drop off food and snacks. And at this point the eldritch teen king has kinda just adopted the vigilante. There are times where Jason ends up forgetting to eat so he sends a text to Danny basically ordering food/snacks.
Batfam chilling on a roof. Jason on his phone texting Danny.
Jason: I forgot to eat again, could you bring me some of those pastry puffs?
Danny: Yeah sure, be there soon.
One of the batfam: Who you texting?
Jason, not looking up from his phone: Ordering Grubhub. Should be here soon.
-portal suddenly rips open next to Jason. Danny pokes his head through and hands Jay a paper bag-
Danny: Here’s the puffs, I also packed some normal foods cause I know you didn’t bring anything with you.
Jason, pulling out a puff and eating it whole, eyes glow a bit from the ectoplasm intake: Thanx.
-Danny goes back into the portal and it closes. Batfam is extremely confused at the exchange and is completely baffled at what just happened. Jason just shrugs and continues to eat his ecto-infused pastry puffs-
2,432 notes - Posted September 6, 2022
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Bat kids all going to the mall and agree to meet back up later.
Dick gets to their meeting spot and sees Tim on his phone: *chatters on about random things he saw in the stores*
Other bat kids joining. Casual civilian conversations start up. They’re just waiting on Steph.
Steph walks up with a black haired blue eyed teen: Hey guys sorry we’re late. Timmers here just had to go into the pawn shop to look at the antique cameras.
Everyone staring at Tim and then looking back to the other kid, who’s still on his phone. Then looking back at Tim. Before anyone can say anything;
Sam yelling from the other side of the food court: Danny!
Danny looks up and pulls his headphones out: Yeah?! *notices the group surrounding him* Uhh, hi?
Much confusion but Danny still just gets up and walks away.
Tucker: Dude! Why were you hanging out with the Wayne’s?
Danny, continuing to walk away: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Batfam: *confused noises*
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eddiezpaghetti · 1 year
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Okay, I’ve noticed a little bit of a pattern I kind of want to talk about. (Bit of a long-winded observation under the cut.)
So I’m new to the Stranger Things fandom. I watched, like, a season and four episodes during the quarantine of 2020, decided it wasn’t really for me, and got pulled back in this year because of Eddie. (I, too, am a gay, nerdy, metalhead loser with a shitty life.)
Eddie was my entry point, and now I like the show as a whole. And I’m very much on the “Byler is going to be canon” train. Like, I’m not even nervous about it and kind of laugh when I see people overcompensating by looking way too deep into nitty gritty details like the triangle on Mike’s shirt. Why are we looking at set design when the story says everything we need to know, right? It’s pretty fucking obvious that’s where the story’s going.
Point is, I’ve spent about as much time looking at Byler stuff as I have looking at Steddie stuff. And I’ve noticed this weird fuckin’ phenomenon that I’ve never seen in any other fandom. And that’s a one-sided ship war.
Sure, I’ve seen a couple of Steddies make some general statements that indirectly hit Byler, like...shall we say the uninformed nonsensically saying that shipping Steddie is more moral than shipping any of the younger characters despite the fact that minors have kissed canonically in the show. Like, yeah, teenagers have crushes. Teenagers get into relationships. Steve and Nancy had a goddamn sex scene when they were still teenagers. If you’re someone who thinks that having an opinion on which teenage characters make the cutest couples makes a person a creep, you need to sit down.
But those Steddies are few and far between. Most of the Steddies I’ve seen love Byler.
And yet, it seems like every other Byler blog I check out is super defensive when it comes to Steddie. And I can’t figure out why. I’ve seen people say things like “Don’t pay any attention to that ask. The person who said it ships Steddie.” I’ve seen memes attacking Steddie shippers because Steddie isn’t canon-compliant enough. I’ve seen so many people outright attack Eddie’s popularity, or pitting him against other characters they like more.
Like... I understand the Mileven-Byler rivalry. I understand the Steddie-HellCheer rivalry. Those ships align with my understanding of ship wars. They’re mutually exclusive unless you like poly ships. That makes sense to me.
I don’t understand the pattern I’ve seen from Byler shippers being angry that Steddie shippers...exist, though. Like, you gotta know we love you guys and your ship, right? I’ve got, like, a sizeable chunk of Byler scenes in my ongoing Steddie fic. I’m just trying to figure out what the anger is about.
Is it that Steddie has the highest number of fics on AO3? Like, is it a numbers game? Is it because Steddie fans like Byler enough that they keep putting it in their Steddie fics and the Byler tag has too many Steddie fics with Byler as a side ship and you feel like they’re encroaching on your territory? Is it just because it’s not canon and it’s a superiority thing because Byler is going to be canon?
Of course, it’s not all Byler shippers, and once again, I’m not saying all Steddie shippers are entirely innocent. It’s just a pattern I’ve observed. Hell, maybe I’ve just been unlucky and I’ve just happened to run into a lot of argumentative Byler shippers. I’m just one person. Part of the scientific method is being able to repeat something and, well, if I get a bunch of replies on this going “What the hell are you talking about?” I’ll know it’s just a coincidence.
But I’m just trying to find out why we’re not friends. Feels like we should be friends.
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commaclear · 1 year
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Oh god Quackity is slowly creeping onto everyone's radars, he's slowly sinking further and further into the ball pit, and he doesn't even know
Niki!! I don't know to be happy or horrified!! Probably both!!
Phil is so right man, about everything. Age really does come with wisdom. He was right about Tommy, he's probably right about Tubbo, and the more correct he is about those matters, the more he is definitely correct about Wilbur.
As for Wilbur, I think he likes how Quackity makes him feel. He's always been somewhat of an object, which while it has allowed him to reach where he is due to how objectification works, it's also isolated him a lot.
Quackity isn't like other pigs. He's incredibly sexually repressed and honestly quite pathetic, but those things allow him to see Wilbur as a person. Yes, he can see the sex appeal that Wilbur has, but only when Wilbur basically forces him to. He sees Wilbur, he checks up on him daily, and as soon as he thought he might be in trouble, he set out to help.
"It's just manipulation" or "it's just method acting" is how Wilbur is going to defend his actions, even as he wonders about Quackity in bed with him, or watches Quackity just living his life while his guard is down.
He's a little parasocial ig L
How was that for Wilbur-defending, Comma? Got a lol rusty after that freak shit Wilbur pulled ngl
-Wilbur Semi Defender anon
Forget "How to win friends and influence people", Quackity has been reading "How to make enemies and end up on a hit list" instead
Now I'm sure a lot of you have mixed feelings abt me making Niki fucking terrifying, but let me explain... I had to make someone who was scarier than Schlatt, I had to do the 'no fear ... one fear' meme with him but for plot reasons, and I decided that the fandom makes Niki a soft uwu caregiver wayyyyyy too often (something I am also guilty of, which is bad cuz she's way more complex than that), so this time I made her Heisenberg instead
Phil is fucking based, he's watching all this go down from his little fnaf room, and he knows
That's not fucking defending, you just called him parasocial and gave him an L (and you're not wrong). You are not Wilbur semi-defender anymore, you're Wilbur semi-bully /lh
Unfortunately, mass editing tags is kind of a pain and I can't be bothered rn, so you get to keep your name ig
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