#play bg3 definitely

[veliseraptor]

i knew there was going to be an "ideal modern au job" poll for xue yang and i knew i was going to hate it and what do you know, i was correct

#important text posts #lise's aggressively bitchy opinions about irrelevant and unimportant matters #i was kind of hoping we'd get away without one but. nope #anyway. i'm off to go be cranky offline #read the new volume of erha maybe #play bg3 definitely

[jeanivere]

men and their big brown puppy dog eyes

#baldurs gate gale #gale bg3 #gale baldurs gate 3 #gale fanart #fanart #my art #baldurs gate 3 #digital art #he is so pathetic #definition of babygirl #i havent played this game yet #but that wont stop me #hes all i think about #bought this game for him #FOR HIM #i have so many inappropriate things to say about him

[invinciblerodent]

From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.

Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.

#squirrel plays bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #just watched a little video on bad decisions that actually turn out well #and the last one was “reviving gale” #and my man went OFF on how annoying and how much of a jerk he found gale #and how he had wanted to just let him stay dead #and i'm just..... annoyed at this point #and annoyed at myself for being annoyed #gale is just whimsical!!! and fun!!!!! i mean come on have you never taken him to the lanceboard; that boyish glee? #larian please fix my kisses i need this man on his knees post-haste #(this. this is because. i play a dwarf. and he kneels down for a kiss. ya nasties.) #(but also. definitely was thinking that too.)

[jeeaark]

Alright. So. I'm not making this triangle conclusion because I like triangles

But because it's the only. the only conclusion I could make

For the morning after. After noticing Babe-

YOU'D THINK it'd go that Lae'zel and friends would never find out because even though I wanted to tell Lae'zel, A SHAME IT DIDN"T GIVE ME THE OPTION. A SHAME THE GAME WANTED ME TO KEEP THIS A DANG SECRET FROM MY TEAM AND JUST HAVE SOME SIMPLE-ASS INTERNAL CONFLICT.

But ohnononono, this magical patch 0 playthrough had other plans. Because for some reason. Babe was talking like we were in ACT 1 again. Babe became a killer coconut again

Babe knew. BABE KNEW ABOUT LAST NIGHT. AND BABE WAS CRANKY (understandably so of course)

And yet. Babe was also still allowing kisses. so. not. not OVER. BABE STILL LOVED THIS IDIOT HALF-ORC.

So. I could only conclude this. This is why.

and totally not because apparently it was a glitch (that they now fixed) all along pff

SO. Maybe just. This once. With this Tav. This playthrough. A Godsdamn Love Triangle friggin' happened alfdjkkasdj

Bonus (Because Greygold had to tell somebody):

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #bg3 emperor #the emperor bg3 #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Lae'zel is definitely sorting out her feelings with murder again #pretty sure lae'zel knows what illithids smell like what with being on the nautiloid and all #didn't have no functioning soap in this playthrough NEITHER SO- #stinky half-orc #sometimes glitches make a game/story experience so much WILDER #meanwhile my silly ass played the rest of the game thinking cranky lae'zel was intentional #like it was the game's way of saying she knew #remember how I said relationships can get bumpy? #well THIS ONE WAS A FRIGGIN' ROLLERCOASTER RIDE

[ilikedetectives]

This tells me that Minthara loves telling jokes but you need to ask her to because she's timid and Jaheira enjoys corny jokes.

#a shame they didnt have Jaheira being the loudest one wheezing after the punchline #I think most companion disapproves when you ask the 2nd time #only Minthara approves awww #meanwhile Shadowheart is unamused in the back #minthara baenre #jaheira #bg3 spoilers #colin plays #oh I definitely ship these two uwu #this also means Minthara told this joke to Tav before #minthara brainrot

[notsohappynotsosad]

#playing as halfling is fun #i get to look at karlach from the correct perspective #men in this game are too buff #emperor has a slutty little waist #definitely had too much fun drawing his slutty little waist #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 meme #bg3 memes #bg3 #bg3 wyll #bg3 astarion #bg3 the emperor #bg3 karlach #bg3 halfling #bg3 fanart

[bear-bear-bear-bear-bear]

jaheira please im trying to have a serious conversation

#my girl back there getting wasted #🤣 #i FINALLY got to see the epilogue!!!! #but my comp is busted so i had to downgrade to my old pc which means poorer quality screenshots 😭 #granted it is on my durge playthrough and she didn’t romance halsin but its still so sweet ❤️ #it really felt like a missed connection type of reunion with halsin #like my durge is very happy with astarion but seeing halsin again definitely brought some unresolved feelings to the surface #she may have spent the party flirting and hugging halsin more than anyone else #i wish i had more characters at end game - i desperately need to see a romanced halsin ending with my druid #hopefully i can play more this weekend 🤞 #halsin #halsin bg3 #bg3 #bg3 epilogue #jaheira #jaheira bg3

[wizardsimper]

Honestly my favourite parts of bg3 are watching Aylin unleash visceral rage on men who've wronged her

#doing another play through and got to the end of the ketheric/myrkul fight #go off queen #cant wait to see lorroakan again #aylin is honestly my fave npc in this game #shes the definition of girlboss #dame aylin #bg3 aylin #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the nightsong

[atrueneutral]

Now I'm just imagining Raphael meeting Warlock Tav's Archfey patron and it being like a 'meeting the in-laws' sort of thing, with the Archfey wanting to know if Raphael is worthy of being the patron for 'his Tavy' and demanding that Raphael prove himself. 50/50 shot if Raphael ends up getting roped into some fey shenanigans in the process of getting what he wants or if he manages to work something out that allows him to leave with his dignity (mostly) unscathed.

#I think Puck and Tav definitely plotted some shenanigans #including having Puck play an embarrassing version of Raphael #totally inspired by that open doublet mod #raphael x tav #raphael bg3 #bg3 #raphael the cambion #neutral replies with a pic #answered #baldur’s gate 3 #warlock!tav

[kellerybird]

todays’s offering: more party ✨ vibes ✨

#artists on tumblr #rink plays baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #doodles #draw the squad #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #bg3 gale #bg3 karlach #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 #aurelia definitely feeds off astarion’s extra-ness #equivalent exchange for letting him feed off her lmao #I know this is drawn using a base image but I really like wyll’s expression lmao

[monstersandmaw]

Oak Father preserve him indeed.

Also Kaerlyn is so smol next to him. I cannot.

#i'm so sorry if you're fed up with my excitement over my little sadboi drow #ghosti plays bg3 #<- is the tag to block if you are #bg3 #halsin #drow tav #Halsin is definitely sucking in his stomach there though. Let it out Halsin and be the absolute unit I know you are

[soldier-poet-king]

I've never seen/read the last unicorn but everyone making parallels with Astarion and why he's so mean, esp in act one, and disapproves of the pc doing any sort of heroic actions. You're doing the Lord's work.

Smthn smthn

And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!

#bg3 #astarion #DONT LOOK AT ME #IM NOT PROJECTING. THIS ISNT PERSONAL. I DONT HAVE WEIRD HANGUPS ABOUT MATRYDOM AND SUFFERING #AND THE ONLY GOOD USE FOR A MONSTROUS PERSON IS DEATH #karlach and astarion as foils. its like. im going to throw up #how dare you come to me when i am this #where were you when i was new #i am not @ ing god but im definitely @ing god #spotify play the fray. you found me. #ITS ABOUT THE EVERYTHING OF IT ALL

[nekrosmos]

Finally managed to draw Spine, my evil Dark Urge Monk/Barbarian (He/They). Might backstab everyone and rule the world by Gortash's side ✌️​

#bg3 #dark urge #durge #bg3 oc #bg3 durge #bg3 spoilers #oc: spine #playing evil has definitely been difficult but worth it just for Minthara #also yes to be he's digitigrade cause that's how I like my lizard people #my art #anyway I wanted them to have a very xenomorph inspired spine #Spine being the nickname people gave him after waking up without any memories #dragonborn #dragonborn oc

[veilkeeper]

not to be durgetash brainpoisoned but Fel saying "you are wrong to consider another your equal" in the scene in act 2 when durge is going to kill their LI.... i wonder if thats the first time he's said that to them.

#as an aside #he also says 'it is my duty to ensure you are making the right decisions' #which completely plays into my interpretation that Fel is sort of meant to be keeping durge in line #bc their brain was turned to soup to give them a reset/another chance #but thats just me #speaking recreationally #durgetash #bg3 #durge #secleritas fel #bg3 spoilers #also the 'your betters are not a fan of the company you've been keeping. an example must be set.' #like oh okay so definitely not the first time. #mine

[herotune]

look gale i know my characters a twink but you dont have to say it

(this was like the first thing he said to me after i met him + added him to my party by the way ahsdfkds)

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #astarion #astarion ancunin #herotune #my art #comic #my ocs #jason altea #i am not good at this game btw. however i AM having fun #and thats really what matters #i brought back one of my oldddd old dnd characters. literally the second dnd character i ever made as my tav in the game #have no idea if Anyone here remembers him but i love him dearly. am having a lot of fun playing him as an absolute ball of chaos #also astarions Knowing Look was very fun to draw #hes very fun to draw in general. and im very normal about him. definitely. anyway..

[silver-horse]

fascinating that the biphobes, who say that BG3 companions are not accurate as bisexuals/pansexuals, literally haven’t played the game!! they don’t know the characters or who they flirt with and choose to sleep with.

a textpost said that everyone is allowed to play the game as they want and romance characters with a character of any gender and one person commented that OP is a homophobe and Astarion “would be the biggest gay if not for making everyone playersexual.” I clicked on the username and they have a post stating “will buy that game just to play as the furry albino elf and have homophobes watch him get fucked by every dude” ok. sounds fun, I will do the same, I’ll simply also fuck every women. but no.when not everyone is playersexual, 80% of them just end up straight. the remainder mostly still bi and they would deny the bisexuality of those few as well. why do they feel so comfortable attacking bisexuality that they will even comment on bi characters when they are unfamiliar with a given piece of fiction

#if I never watched a tv show/read a book/played a game I sure don’t go on people’s posts #and make accusing statements towards fans how they are wrong to interpret characters AS THEY ARE IN CANON #also this is typical rhetoric that bi men are actually just gay (and bi women are just straight because everyone only wants men) #biphobia #anyway they don’t care what it’s like for bi people to hear this #that a person got called a homophobe for pointing out that bi/pan character IS bi/pan and bi people do sleep with women #they literally say they haven't bought the game yet #wtf #why have an opinion? #when I want to engage in conversation about characters/story first I watch/read/play that story #my post #my posts #tumblr bullshit #bisexual #characters #text post #Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #textposts #also there is definitely an element of misogyny in this... #after all I haven't seen anyone demanding that the bi female companions should only be paired with women #no it's the typical fandom thing where only male/male pairings are allowed and female charactes are treated like shit and pushed to the side #female characters not allowed in male/female pairings not even when both are bi/pan and potentially poly #and female/female pairings are just so rare they almost never show up... #and like I always say bi people get shit from both sides #the conservative side of this DOES exist... people who are annoyed that larian showed him making out with a man #it's just that they are an extreme minority on this website #but just because those conservatives and homophobes exist doesn't mean it makes it ok to deny a bi character's attraction to women #both are wrong and both are biphobic #both are a form of erasure