#please eat the foot

[sedlex]

#santa clarita diet #a bunch of comments on an old post made me want to rewatch it and it's still so very good #like VERY good #netflix cancelling this should have been a clear indication that they don't care about good shows or viewers #netflix cancelling sense 8 was the first big red flag #anyway #please eat the foot #they're partner goals

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[stinkypeanutbutter]

Honestly just a silly ashlyn doodle but she’s being a little TOO silly 🤯🦶

#Don’t question the foot #Never question the foot #Who drew ohantom ashlyn thst one time please I can’t find them #FIND THEM #im drawing such sad Aidlyn art trust #Im getting ice cream rn it’s gonna be so yummy #I always get sprinkles but they are out of sprinkles how just make them did I eat them all woops #Im getting chocolate dipped but I suck st eating it it’s messy smh #Kinda my bad for eating at the bottom first but im always right so I didn’t do anything wrong 😹😹 #That’s a joke #or is it ? #who knows 😹👎 #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard webtoon #ashlyn banner #art

[emry-stars-art]

hi i just wanna say... FAT ANDREW!!! FAT ANDREW!!!!!!!! FAT ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💞💘💓💝💗💝💖💗💝💓💘💓💘💗💗💓💞💗

I thoroughly appreciate your rep if my lurking in your art tag didn't show that yet 🥹

THANK YOU FOR LURKING AND FOR THE ASK I’ve been going off messing around with body types for the girls… and for everyone really, I just love drawing humans so much ✨ YEAH FAT STOCKY ANDREW

He’s doing his cool down stretches bc Kevin won’t let them leave until everyone’s done

#someone once tagged an Andrew I drew with like #YES he eats lots of sweets YES he could bench press all of us YES he goes fast as FUCK #and it’s one of my favorite tags ever #YEAH HE’S STRONG AND QUICK! #in complete honestly I halfway make Andrew a foot-shorter version of my very good friend from high school and college #*honesty #god I have Andrew weightlifting on my list of ‘to draw’ rn #imagine… #folds and bumps and just fat in general can be so pleasing to draw #tummy is the softest thing about him maybe #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #I should draw like different interpretations of the twins #bc in my head Aaron and Andrew don’t have the same body type like. not even close enough to really confuse them #but in canon they pass for each other all the time and you know what? I like a good stocky Aaron too

[rafikisboy]

things that I enjoy about the lion king 1 1/2: * more Rafiki lines * Timon's HOT mom things that I do not enjoy about the lion king 1 1/2: * Everything Else

#OOOH YOU SHAMELESS CASH GRAB OF A MOVIE #you're fucking up the canon please it's already so shaky STOP IT ALREADY #(my actual beef is mostly just the disrespect with which my mans is treated by Timon and his ma) #TALKING OVER HIM?? PULLING HIS BEARD? STEPPING ON HIS FOOT #YOU HIT HIM? YOU HIT HIM WITH HIS OWN BAKORA??? #if timon's ma wasn't so damn cute I'd eat her whole like a meatball for that #anyway. my mans is the royal mjuzi and you will treat him with RESPECT goddammit #grumble grumble snort huff etc

[cherrirui-official]

Does anyone else have a fictional character they adore even tho they've never if not barely indulge in the media they're from?? Or am I just wild???

#please please say yes so im not the only one ple #i have so many its not even funny #and sometimes i wanna get into said media but i just cant lol #finn the human is the most recent one like ive only barely watched adventure time but finn is so cool #when i was a child i never watched tmnt but i was OBSESSED with Mikey #there are at least THREE homestuck/hiveswap characters that fall into this category can you guess which ones? #if you actually somehow do ill eat my foot #dont count me on that #maybe one day ill sit down and watch adventure time but today isnt that day sorry ladies #also thats not all of them but i would be here all day if i listed off each character #nuls nonsense

[marlinspirkhall]

The spiders in my bedroom have got me so well-trained. Today I noticed that Harold II had moved from his perch in the corner to sit beside the window again (which he hasn't done since Wednesday evening when the heatwave finally let up), and it struck me as odd.

But lo and behold, it's too warm tonight, so I had to open the window, and he's just sitting there smugly on his second web, like it's his summer home.

The most upsetting part is, there haven't been any flying bugs in my room all summer, so he must be doing something right.

#Harold II #Harold I fucked off earlier this year #hopefully not to have babies bit idek #we had a fruitfly infestation in spring time so i made a pact with the spiders and they've mostly behaved themselves #there's one at the foot of my bed rn and I'm like #Maisie it truly is a sign of the times we're living in that I'm letting you have such a prime piece of real estate #because only 3 months ago I would have been too terrified to sleep with you standing there #but I guess through accidental exposure therapy I'm now more tolerant of spiders? #there was one in the fridge the other day and i almost scooped it up in my hands without hesitation #and then i remembered I had arachnophobia #but the guys in my room are my pals and they pay rent through fruit-fly eating #though i will say things are getting a little too lax around here because they let a fruit fly drown itself in my glass of water last week #and another one earlier today #smh #slackers #spiders tw #arachnophobia #bugs #rambling in the tags #please do rb I wanna know what/if you name your spiders

[omgnoabsolutelynot]

"There is a debt that you humans can never repay me."

"As my people were fallen upon with shackles, and their bodies wracked with electricity and pain, so must every human feel the same, countless times over. No human must survive, those that do must be taught what life debts are - and why they will pay the price for my people."

And for the final one in this series, we've got Hanharr! The guy who probably gets passed over for Mira in 90 % of playthroughs. As cool as Kreia's teachings using him are, there's really not much more to him than this anger and thirst for revenge, is there? It kind of makes me wonder if they were planning more that got scrapped, like so much else. I gave him wolfsbane for misanthropy and death and bird's-foot trefoil for revenge. They were a bit too small to really get right, though.

#kotor 2 #star wars #hanharr #fanart #my art #wolfsbane #bird's-foot trefoil #flower symbolism #disclaimer please don't eat wolfsbane it's a really bad idea #he came out so cartoony but I don't really mind

[luna-lovegreat]

Guys

In Zelda’s study

There’s a freaking frog

A hot footed frog

Eat the frog link

#the TEMPTATION #to take it and COOK IT #I left it #as a memorial or whatever #but oh my god #this detail #the frog #THERES A FROG GUYS #A FREAKING HOT FOOTED FROG #IN HER STUDY #I WONDER IF SHES FIGURED OUT HOW THEY WORK YET #lol #I can just imagine her studying it and link never came in her study because he knew there were frogs down there #link: please don’t make me eat a frog again Zelda #Zelda: it’s for science! #link: *never goes near her freaking study again #she put it there to keep him out #that’s why she felt safe writing about the tunic there #link didn’t wanna be anywhere near where Zelda and a frog were #loz #zelda #link #Totk #loz Totk #botw #zelda totk #zelda botw #legend of zelda

[bookwyrminspiration]

stimming isn’t enough I need to save the library of alexandria and read all of it

#shitpost #the library of alexandria #stimming #adhd #autism #i need to know #i need to know everything in the library #i need to eat it #i need to eat the walls #drink the texts like soup #PLEASE #stimming isn’t enough I need #to explode #to kill #to murder #stimming isn’t enough I need to crawl down the wall in my lizard fashion #brooekdnem #i got the zoomies besties #AND I CANT OWNMS #my foot is broken this is #not helping the zoomies #anyway

[yoongisqrd]

hi yoongiyoongi! are you really writing double take right now? i'm just so excited i could eat my foot please understand

I am… I am…. I have like 17k written and edited and over 35k in the doc generally. It’s gonna be a big boy for sure but I’m soooooo excited about it 🤩

#please don’t eat ur foot!!! #also anon questions…. am I gonna regret this #years of avoiding cc like the plague and I end up allowing essentially the same thing but on tumblr… #pls bc nice to me… I do bite

[millieshat]

still hurts really really hurts I love you forever mama

#weeping shitting crying sobbing my sorrows on my empty ass tumblr sideblog for vtubers #i willllll post art here soon but for now i just want to vent to the void #its starting to really really sink in dude and the tears just wont stop anymote oh god oh fuck #i feel like a child who just wants my mama to hold me like girl 😭 we really lost such an integral part of en im gonna miss her so damn much #but i cant even begin to imagine how the livers themselves feel #how ETHYRIA feels #im gonna eat my foot FUCK #please keep loving your oshis and please show them how much they mean to you #im gonna keep crying again man

[sleep-safe]

scared for my life bc the household grocery shopping is being done tomorrow by the two bisexual stoner adhd malnourished never heard of a budget roommates

#I'm not even sure who's paying bc they both always owe me grocery money #scared yall theres not gonna be a single carbohydrate w less than 100000 chains yall know about it #im calling it now theres going to be so much god damn middle class lunch box kid junk food #I'm talking fruit by the foot im talking gushers teddy grahams poptarts #also i know most of my repulsion is personal just based on how i feel when i eat that shit #but im also a healthcare profession like PLEASE #PLEASE GET A PROTEIN #roommate tea #mine #college

[crimsonblackrose]

I looked at how much according to experts I can spend on housing a month and omg I can afford nothing with my current job. 😂 Like I knew I couldn’t, but just how little I can actually afford at this job is pathetic.

#mumblings about work #mumblings #I've known that getting a job that is full time and pays well is highly important #but damn the actual peanuts I'm paid is pretty bad once you chop out rent #my aunt and uncle are going to charge me less than the expert amount but it's still more than I expected #and since my health insurance i foot the bill for myself is so expensive #that's essentially half my pay check just for rent to my aunt and uncle and my health insurance this year #which really that shouldn't be right...I mean it's a little less than half but by like a razors edge that #I'm just looking at my dream of moving downtown with a little sad face and looking at jobs with a someone please pay me a lot more money #I mean my salary is essentially unlivable which I knew but also like well damn #I could ask for a raise but that feels dangerous atm because we literally just laid off like 13% of the company #and I don't want to have no job and then now suddenly I'm eating into my saved downpayment #adulting sucks y'all I just want roots #I also planned next month to go downtown and explore #and then a friend I haven't seen in like 5 years (omg) was like hey road trip? #so now she's coming to visit later in the month and we're going to stay downtown so I can explore neighborhoods again #and I'm like well huh what do I want to do for my birthday then? #because the idea of paying for places downtown twice in one month does not sound like fun #Still want to go downtown and see people #but I've got to think about it a little more #My aunt asked me what I wanted to do and I'm like uhhhhh #because she asked if I wanted to go to the place I was supposed to go with dad and I'm like #well first off they're closed till spring and second off how expensive is this going to be? #Like I don't think she realizes that I was starting to feel a little stable and then throwing rent at me (which is a fair thing to do) #is just like whelp now I've got to decide what's worth doing financially and what's not #and I'm going to lean towards doing nothing to save money #which is my go to #I had planned to go visit friends this year but since I want to move out asap it's kind of let's find a new job and save up so I can move #which means not going to hawaii or seattle or new york #and frowning at the idea of going downtown even

[prncples]

#i think there's been something my therapist has been helping me chip away at #that was at the root of a recent bad anxiety episode/trigger that's been bothering me for weeks #if not months #over the last few weeks they've really cracked this nut wide open and the exercises are a little cheesy #but that's okay too... sometimes deconstructing the selectively reinforced self-flagellation #looks a little cheesy #but that's part of the recovery... kill the cringe cop in your (my) head... #but it does also mean having retread some old ground plus unearthing some text posts from before therapy #forgive the long rambling tags i just feel awed once again at how much changes in 3 years #i feel silly looking back at things that were obvious #at times i didn't advocate for myself in the name of people pleasing and believing less in myself #than in the necessity of harmony by anyone else's terms #the feeling silly isn't the same as feeling regret #but i think i don't fully want to forget what the echoes of those feelings were like #bc they were part of a deeper bonding process with so many people #that i love to have these bonds with #including nova who tried to eat my foot an hour before i queued this #isn't his birthday bowtie so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #also i know it isn't a necessity towards doing good work in therapy #but having a queer nb e asian mandarin speaking therapist has just #been really cool and helped me relax in so many ways and they ask great questions #never felt so consistently that way with any other mental health professionals #so apologies for all the therapy related rambles that have gone in the tags lately #fore-apologizing for a little more to come

[written-mishaps]

In the spirit of halloween I’ve thought up an Au I like to affectionately call ‘The worlds worst Vampire’ Au,

This ended up being a bit of a thought dump so I’m putting it under a read more lmao

Steve Harrington is indeed  a vampire.

Except he has managed to dodge almost every single vampire stereotype while simultaneously only managing to acquire the dumbest parts of vampire folklore. (A few examples, he cant use a mirror and has to use the reflection in his pool to style his hair, he once got stuck outside of Dustins house for an hour because he didnt explicitly welcome him into his house, eating garlic makes him violently throw up and break out into hives, he gets sunburn ridiculously easily, he also cannot walk over streams and rivers, any food that isnt meat has the same effect as milk to a lactose intolerant person. He has near chronic tummy aches because if this lmaooo)

He gets all these negative side effects and the only bonuses are: ever so slight strength (no, he cannot bend metal, but he can rip a demobat in half), can kinda see in the dark, and he can turn into bat(that being said, turning back into a human is a whole other ballpark. The first part is easy, the second is not) As you can imagine, the guy is really not too fussed about the whole Vampirism thing in general and treats it more like a nuisance than anything special

Enter Eddie ‘definitely had a vampire phase as a kid’ Munson who’s frankly appalled at how un-vampire-like Steve is and you have the perfect storm of someone determined and crazy enough to try and teach a vampire how to actually be a vampire.

Shenanigans ensue.

#honestly I might actually write up a shirt one shot #I think I need to try my hand at writing something other than Robins guide and that general Au #so maybe writing a short one shit filled with random scenarios could be kind of fun #idk what do you guys think? #au #stranger things #talkin #Steve Harrington #Eddie Munson #stranger things au #Itt would literally just be Eddie dressing Steve up in gothic clothing while the guy stands there like #-_- can I go home now #additional note #Steve is 'vampire vegan' in which he will not touch blood with a 6 foot pole #mean while Eddie (who’s thinking as if he’s in some romantic twilight type vampire movie is like: #Eddie: you can drink my blood (please) if you need to (oh my god please do it) I don’t mind #<- said in the tone of a fair maiden offering herself as sacrific #Steve (eating his jolly way through a box of chicken nuggets): ewhat????? the fuck??? no thanks????