#poor aziraphale dont ask

[birdgirl22]

Putting gabriel in russels place is hilarious, bro couldn't rap if you gave him beelzebub's number

#gorillaz #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens gabriel #good omens michael #good omens uriel #good omens aziraphale #demon days but its not #angel days? #poor aziraphale dont ask #archangels #good omens archangels

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

HELLO!!! i have a request for a platonic Crowley and Aziraphale x fem!reader with she/they pronouns 😄 if you know Nimona, then thats what i want the reader to be like. theyre a spunky, immortal, young teenager anarchist who can shapeshift and has unnaturally coloured eyes and hair. one day they find the two (husbands), and kinda just stays, so Crowley and Aziraphale accept their fate!! i dont mind if you decide to include a smudge of angst (or a shit ton whatever you prefer, but im impartial to both, so do with that what you will,) because after the newest season, i cant get enough of it.

many thanks!!

Oh! I haven't seen the movie but I know about Nimona!

......

You met Aziraphale and Crowley in 537 AD, encountering them by pure chance.

At first you intimidate them as a dragon, thinking they were two hapless knights who lost their way back to their kingdom..

Until you saw Crowley's snake eyes, and you realize he's not human at all.

"You there...I like your eyes.....are you another shapeshifter?"

"...um..nope." The demon in black armor looks incredibly confused, especially at this dragon talking to him. "Don't know what gave you that idea.."

"Well technically he is." The white knight adds on, smiling nervously. "You see, my erm..."rival" here is something of a serpent who was sent to-"

"Shut it, Angel. This beast doesn't need our lifestory! Now if you could kindly excuse us, o' great dragon, we have to discuss-"

"Hate to break it to you, but....I'm not actually a dragon."

"Then what are you exactly? You...said something about "shapeshifting" before, didn't you?"

To answer Crowley's question, you transform into a young human clad in knight armor, taking off your helmet to reveal your unnaturally-colored eyes and hair, smiling. "Bingo."

The pair are quite impressed, so they have no reason to hide the fact they were an angel and demon.

You explained how you've had these shapeshifting powers for a long time, being on the run since everyone thinks you're a "cursed child" or some monster that was once banished, wanting nothing more than to drive a sword through your heart.

When it's clear that neither Aziraphale nor Crowley have any intentions of hurting you....that's when you decided to stick with them.

It took them 20 years to realize you never aged, learning you're an immortal being in a teenager's body.

Your powers allow you to keep up with the times, disguising yourself as animals, people...or even angels and demons if your heart so desired.

Sometimes you'll turn into a snake much like Crowley's own snake form (although your scales have the color of your hair, ofc, so you're not 100% identical).

You haven't mastered turning just your head into a snake, however.

In the modern era, you enjoy being a nightingale after learning they were both fond of those birds, often singing in the bookshop out of boredom.

Although Crowley's fully aware you're not a demon, you got a spunky and rebellious personality and love getting up to mischief.

And he 100% encourages this (while poor Aziraphale's practically begging you to stay out of trouble).

But you're definitely on the angel's side anytime he compliments Crowley, who just snarls and denies ever doing something "nice" or "good".

You don't believe he's all that evil for even a moment.

While you're aware that they have to act like they despise each other bc they're on opposite sides...in your eyes, they behave so much like an old married human couple.

Aziraphale emphasizing "our car" when talking about the Bentley made you roll your eyes and joke about when the wedding's gonna start.

When Aziraphale returns to Heaven without Crowley, you realize that maybe your "marriage jokes" went a bit too far...even though neither of them blame you for their falling out.

Still, you feel bad bc you can tell Crowley was genuinely in love with him.

You overheard everything, and after his "no nightingales" remark, you're reluctant to shapeshift into one again out of fear of upsetting him.

Yet he asks you, too, as he couldn't bear the silence in the bookshop anymore...and listening to any of Aziraphale's music records would've been too painful for him.

You obliged, staying perched on his shoulder as he stared out the window for hours...hoping that his angel would come back to him.

You hoped so, too, waiting everyday by his side...until the end of time if you had to.

#clanask #anonymous #good omens x reader #good omens 2 spoilers #platonic #teen reader #shapeshifter reader #female reader #headcanons

[thesherrinfordfacility]

does aziraphale actually at any point agree to come back to heaven? even after the metatron offers to restore crowley? because take all the time you need doesn't sound like he agreed yet. the flashback cuts immediately after the ascension offer without looking at his reply. he dodges directly answering tell me you said no. crowley takes it as a foregone conclusion based on his evasions and reacts accordingly the metatron acts as though he's agreed to cut off his escape routes but i'm not conviced he actually ever did...

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hi anon!!!✨ lots of things to talk about here!!!

okay first thing's first, something definitely feels off about the cuts in the metatron-aziraphale chinwag, and the way it's intersected with aziraphale telling crowley, there's no two ways about it. i do think to some degree there is something we are not seeing.

that being said, i think it could potentially be quite... cheap? narratively to have a Big Reveal of *gasp* we didn't see the whole conversation! now if that does happen, im absolutely sure i'll be proven wrong in that assessment, and it'll be great. however, i personally don't like it that much, insofar that i think it can sometimes reflect a poor opinion on audience intelligence (ie. i prefer to find out there were clues hidden in plain sight to about 95% of the 'Answer', you only had to look hard enough to work out what was going on, then maybe a surprise twist for the remaining 5% - rather than something be purposefully and entirely kept from the audience).

so for example, i felt this way about the gabriel/beelzebub storyline. what had happened to gabriel was hidden in plain sight - the fly, the box, the memories, the matchbox etc - but the little twist obviously being him and beez falling in love. beautiful, splendid!

but for there to be a Big Reveal that metatron made an overt or even thinly veiled threat against aziraphale and/or crowley? that feels a bit too Big to reconcile, imo, with the rest of the scene. there are definitely indicators, the more that ive rewatched the Final Fifteen with this perspective in mind, that aziraphale is scared, or uncertain. the way he looks out the window, his facial reaction to what crowley says to him (shaking head, looking confused, etc)...

but i don't think he's been threatened. i think he maybe feels threatened or has Worked Something Out, but i dont think metatron actually intimated any kind of threat (tbh, i felt like that was the whole point of metatron's behaviour in the Final Fifteen). as for whether aziraphale had accepted the offer though - i completely agree that i don't think he had made up his mind completely until a very Specific moment.

i do believe that aziraphale wants to change heaven, and do the good thing of making a difference; i think that its simultaneously very in-keeping with his core traits (and his character development up to this point has naturally led to this decision), but also a step forward in some aspects too - put simply, bc it would be a whole other meta and tbh a point ive talked about quite extensively from my recollection, i definitely think both of the boys needed to separate.

but as to specifically why aziraphale was so willing to make that difference; well, i think he realises that metratron is potentially dangerous. he's smarter than metatron has given him credit for, and aziraphale realises that whilst he may not know his motives for doing so, or what specifically metatron could do, i think he has put together a number of Clues that indicate that he and crowley might not be as safe in the bookshop as they thought they were (and i had to actually parse this out in a separate post, anon, bc i got so excited!!! your ask completely inspired it, so thank you!)

so with this potentially in mind, he leaves the bookshop (and not until possibly clocking this dirty look thrown at crowley, just for good measure):

and settled down across the road with metatron. metatron offers him the job, CUT, metatron gives (?) aziraphale the power to restore crowley, CUT. then aziraphale, as you said anon, starts to come back across to the bookshop, and tell crowley what happened. as you said, metatron's line indicates aziraphale has basically said, "well, i'll need to run it by him indoors first", and metatron has acquiesced, it seems.

so yeah, just to hammer home your point, i definitely think that aziraphale has said something like, "i need to think about it", for metatron's first line to make sense and for it to flow. and his expression, keeping with the kindly old man, indicates to me that he hasn't gone nasty or threatened him at all, but instead is almost taking the "kill them with kindness" approach, which is all the more powerful because it makes the victim, so to speak, arrive at the conclusion they wanted but by their own conviction.

anyway, so aziraphale is all smiley, until he crosses to the bookshop, and it's apprehensive and stiff and uncomfortable. i think this for me is a telling sign, because if he were expected crowley to want to be an angel again, and to be with him, what would aziraphale have to be nervous about? personally i think it's to do with the aforementioned potential realisation that whatever he says to crowley in the shop, he needs to be careful in what he says and how he says it.

as soon as he steps in the shop, it's back to smiles. nothing's wrong at all. in fact, i have good news. aziraphale is looking out the window just as metatron has turned from muriel to look right back. then, when crowley starts rambling (my brave soldier), you need to stop talking, i need to tell you this and i need to tell you this now before anything happens or you end up saying something and land us in deep shit, because i think he can hear everything we're saying (just chopped together a bunch of shit to demonstrate this):

and then aziraphale starts to lay out what the metatron has offered to him, even pulling himself up on potentially offending him by indicating that aziraphale and crowley both might have had a shitty word to say about him after the metatron's less than helpful rhetoric in s1:

im not going to go ahead and gif the rest, but the following notes through aziraphale's account of the conversation and the offer made to crowley:

aziraphale barely blinks after the above point in his monologue, and is definitely agitated and restless compared to when it cuts to the flashback of him and metatron at justine's restaurant

an obvious thing that everyone has remarked but; aziraphale first asserts that he doesn't want to go back to heaven, to which metatron plays the crowley restoration card

as soon as metatron says, "(paraphrased) looked back over your previous exploits with the demon crowley", and aziraphale goes from frozen, deer in headlights, to visibly uncomfortable and panicked - swallows, eyes start darting away (previous pretty firm eye contact with metatron), pursed lips... all indicating to me a mixture of 'oh he's definitely been watching us/has had the power to', and 'oh shit it's worse than i thought'

we don't see aziraphale's face after metatron finishes his offer of restoring crowley - did aziraphale continue to look scared? did he look relieved that a threat hasn't been made? does he even look relieved that metatron doesn't appear to be splitting them up, but instead is offering an option where they can still be together and protect each other? we don't know.

i do think aziraphale was taken in by the promotion; i do think he wants to do exactly as ive said in previous metas. i think he does want to make a difference, do the right thing. not the clever thing, or logical thing, but the right thing. the minisodes literally led to this point, directed us to this being the pinnacle of his character development so far.

i think he genuinely thought that the restoration offer would solve everything re: his and crowley's safety, and their future together - he acts truly shocked that crowley would turn it down. i don't think crowley has ever really told him about the fall, or why crowley is so vehemently repulsed by heaven and therefore by the offer by extension. aziraphale sees it as an overture made towards crowley, a way to set right an egregious wrong done to crowley, and - like the photograph in ep4 - a way that aziraphale, once again, can actually be the one out of the two of them to protect them both.

this to me is why the metatron's whole offer, start to finish, is so clever, and so dumb, and why it would be so gratuitous to even bother with an overt threat. it's clever because it plays into aziraphale's core beliefs and the tenets of his character - especially those that crowley taught him. it's dumb because there's so much that metatron got wrong, like the coffee, and only set off (imo) the alarm bells for aziraphale that things are Not What They Seem. but ultimately aziraphale arrives at the conclusion - especially post-Feral Domestic - that he has to go to heaven. metatron didn't need to threaten him; the decisions that you reach yourself rather than be coerced or ordered into are always the decisions that stick.

i think aziraphale knew he was going to go to heaven as soon as metatron offered it. i think he knew, however this was going to go, it would not be an option he couldn't take. the bit he didn't foresee, that he thought would be guaranteed, is that crowley would want to help him and be with him, not force him to go against his core self (the bit that wants to do good and do the right thing), and not put his faith and trust in aziraphale even if he could never again put it in heaven. im not saying aziraphale is right for thinking or assuming that - far from it - but that must be somewhat along the lines of how he thought this would go.

so essentially, anon, if you've stuck with me this far (bless you if you have, you're so brave), i do largely agree! and it's parsing out this ask that has made me seriously consider if i think that aziraphale knows he's in some sort of peril. i think he does - but i don't think the metatron knows that aziraphale knows. that's pretty powerful knowledge. the opening had been made, a declaration of intent has been made apparent, and now aziraphale needs to respond. i think aziraphale is going to need to play a very tough board here, consider where he moves his pieces, and start planning the middlegame as soon as he can - something, if you ask me, he's already doing:

#its nearly 1am i havent proof read this #tldr anon your ask has convinced me of the middle ground between aziraphale being coerced and aziraphale just being a Good Nice Angel #good omens #ask #aziraphale meta #feral domestic/final fifteen meta #s2 meta #metatron spec #sanctuary/bentley theory

[sarcasticorgasms]

call me crazy but i REALLY enjoyed the ending of good omens s2! (spoilers below the cut)

OKAY crowley points this out when he tells gabriel to jump out the window, but aziraphale didnt actually witness heaven's direct cruelty to him, didnt experience first hand how willing they were to throw him away and kill him the second he disagreed with them. crowley, however, did. we dont know if they ever told each other exactly what happened, or if crowley ever told zira that gabriel had said "just shut your stupid mouth and die already." it clearly lasted with crowley, he remembers the exact words.

the choice neil made for aziraphale to not yet fully understand that "good guys" and "bad guys" arent accurate depictions of heaven and hell makes sense when you realize that he's never received the reality of being punished by them. crowley isn't naive though, he's been through this more than once, has witnessed the cult like mentality of heaven and hell and tried to help aziraphale escape. he's always tried to help zira come to his own conclusions, and usually, he at least comes to an understanding (poor people DO have less opportunities, and you're helping science!). you can feel his desperation when hes asking his angel to leave with him, both in season 1 and season 2. but that resignation in his eyes when he realizes that zira is still stuck in the cult of heaven, still cant really see in shades of grey- he knows that nothing he says or does will change zira's mind; the only thing that will change his mind is seeing first hand the cruelty and lack of compassion from heaven towards aziraphale himself.

there were so many amazing moments where they showed the lack of knowledge from heaven. the rule that they're not to visit earth, not to know too much (or anything, it seems) about humans. because someone in heaven knows that access to knowledge makes you smarter, makes you curious, makes you ask questions. whether or not thats the decision of god, or of metatron remains to be seen. but one person being in charge, who's clearly clueless but pretends to know what god wants, is classic cult leader shit. people who follow along without question, who assume that their will is good- that's what the angels are. its hard to truly hate them when you realize that they're all under the same thumb. that scene when uriel asks the metatron if they've done something wrong was kind of heart breaking, they're just children playing a game they were never told all the rules to.

what makes crowley so fascinating as a character is that he's curious, he asks questions. he's not good, he's not bad, he's just... himself. honestly, he's more human than demon in his choices. what he said about following hell as far as he can, so he can stay on his own side is just perfect- and yeah, lonely. and i cant even imagine how lonely he feels now. im obsessed with how we're shown his attempts at changing aziraphale's mind - something about him being the one to encourage aziraphale to try human food, something about him inviting aziraphale to Edinburgh to show him how poverty forces you to make morally questionable choices, that not everything is black and white - idk. it's subtle, it's allowing him to come to the same conclusion on his own, it makes me want to shovel aquarium gravel into my mouth

aziraphale, when he's away from heaven's influence, is much more morally grey, he's more himself, he's happier. but as soon as his superiors are around, he loses all sense of self. he automatically assumed he was going to fall for lying to the other angels and not killing innocent children. he knows better than to ask questions, he KNOWS that what he's asked to do is sometimes wrong, but he has this cognitive dissonance he cant get past- heaven asks him to do things that are bad, but heaven isnt bad. heaven is always good, so what theyre asking must not be bad. but, killing children is pretty objectively bad. he cant kill children. but its god's will, so he has to, it must be good. but its not. and round and round it goes. he's never actually been punished by heaven firsthand, and i think once he sees close up that heaven's will isn't necessarily god's will, and that god's will is not always benevolent, he'll realize. he'll realize that you cant always change things from the inside, that there's a systematic issue that can only be solved by dismantling the institution. god i hope season 3 is dismantling heaven.

all in all i love this ending i am SUCH a sucker for escaping cult stories (nimona and she-ra, nd stevenson i love u). like your whole life you are so sure that you're doing the right thing, and then someone comes along and turns everything upside down and asks you questions, forces you to ask questions, and you can't help but defend where you came from, surely there has to be some mistake, if you could just talk to someone higher up you're sure you could clear this whole misunderstanding up, and then that higher up tell you point blank that they know what theyre doing, they know that innocent people are getting hurt. you witness their violence firsthand, and its intentional, its directed towards YOU. because you dared to ask if what we're doing is really the right thing. and that's when you finally understand.

#gomens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens #meta analysis #good omens s2 spoilers

[bildadshusband]

cathartic writing about crowley immediately after ‘every’.

i dont think crowley cried straight away. i think he almost cried in the heartbreaking shot above, and then he totally shut down. he couldnt help but wait for aziraphale to go. he put himself out there again and again because he loves him that much. 

and aziraphale misunderstands, and stomps all over his heart. when hes waiting by the bentley i think he desperately wishes he could get in and drive off, torn apart with the force of a crucifix, he physically can’t move. he is so desperate to be understood. and so this box, makes itself comfortable sitting above his stomach, gets heavier by the second, until his heart is in agony from being ripped and dragged down.

aziraphale gets in the lift. 

and the box turns to lead. he gets in his car. he drives, to nowhere. he just keeps driving and driving, no speeding and no music, the bentley daren’t for this lead box is so heavy, that it has sucked all sound and all meaning from the car. shut out the music, for there is no use for joy anymore. shut out the tears, because there was nothing there to mourn. shut out the anger and shut out the trauma, no one ever cared.

about two hours later, london is behind him. he has stared ahead at nothing. there’s a lot of half countryside in the uk (next to towns, and not quite empty country), so now he’s on a road with the wind pattering on the windows, knocking on his door, asking him to break the silence. there’s plain fields, and sad oak trees, that taunt him with their emotional freedom. slowly, he starts to think. the lead box morphs more into air, growing pockets, and filling his chest with spaces, ready draw in his excruciating pain. suddenly, he can’t remember how he was breathing before, because no one left any space for it in all the bustling travellers of his emotions growing stronger in his chest, elbowing each other for another seat. shallow and rasping, he feels himself swoone, and in one movement, he parks the car up on a grassy roadside entrance to a farmer’s field. with nothing left to keep him travelling, he chest quickens as he starts to hyperventilate. he feels his back writhing against the beautiful old seat, and his own gasping breaths becoming painful droning deep in his ears, and in one excruciating moment, his chest explodes. pure liquified anguish of everything burns his heart, like stubbornly cold fingers in bitter dark winters.

and he screams. rattling and indescribable, he screams. 

huge hot tears spill over, his cheeks high and red seem to sear with the salt, and he finally removes his glasses to let the rivers run. loosing all feeling of a physical body, he rakes his throat with an inhuman scream. his hands find the steering wheel so he can push his body through this unbearable agony. knuckles white in seconds from pressure, his entire body screams its pain through his shoulders then his hands as he lets out everything he can into the wheel, lining his palms red from the seams digging into his flesh. he tried his hardest, reaching his breath to the sky, but he cannot find enough air to fill his sorrow. rivers of tears meet his neck and ruin his shirt, it feels ugly and uncomfortable, and nothing could make him stop as his soul puts every ounce of him into pouring out everything he has in tears. he chokes, and tries again to take a big breath. the world seems to rattle with the effort of it and he finally gets enough to scream “FUCK!” his palms slam into the steering wheel, and the car really does shake. again, and again, he screams and swears so loud his ears ring on every hit of the poor car. he screams with every hit until his arms feel numb and his temples seem to press into his brain, blurring his vision and stinging his head. ragged, long breaths draw out from him as his forehead meets the wheel and he stares down at the darkness. he watches his tears fall out of focus and splash across the floor as he moans and weeps, watching time cease to exist. 

as his head gradually calms to a dull mourning, he sniffs and looks up. immediately his eyes sting with the reality of the world and time reintroducing themselves, but for the first time he forgets his glasses. without real connection to his legs, he opens the car door and the calm fresh day slaps across his face. with uncertain legs, he steps out and watched the world around him swirl with insecurity. he finds himself in front of the field, hands gripping the cold brush metal of a farmer’s gate, as his eyes stare to nothing. where would he go? what is there to find, when he can’t even see the trees in front of him? he, for the slightest of moments, wonders if the angel is in heaven yet, and asks what he is thinking. the thoughts reverberate against his sternum and clang through his body. the tears come again, he hates himself for feeling so much, but there is no space left to feel such hatred as every tear bubbles over faster than the last, and his hands make their way down the fence, his knees buckle and he falls in the dirt like his first fall to nothingness and darkness, to weep like an abandoned baby. where can he possibly go? what can he possibly do? his hands cup around his eyes so that nothing can penetrate his anguish as he cries into himself.

eventually it stops, and then he, without thinking, stands to sit back in the bentley, nowhere to go, no love to feel.

(I write poetry for myself a lot, and this was so insightful and free-flowing for me to write that I am thinking of adapting it and adding it to my collection of poetry)

#good-omens #neil gaiman #angst #good omens crowley #crowley

[evan107]

Crowley learning to read slowly but surely over the course of the earths growth. He writes little notes to Aziraphale sometimes. But occasionally, someone other than Azi will see them and remark things such as “ha! A child must’ve written this with all the poor spelling and errors. I wonder where they are, wandering about, causing mayhem. They couldn’t even spell *happy* right. What a shame. Hope the poor child is doing alright in school. They should know better.” And Crowley sinks back into the routine of not writing notes for a long time. Azi takes notice and asks him why he stopped and Crowley reluctantly tells him he’s embarrassed that he “can’t spell very well”. Azi then goes on to bring out countless dictionaries and other books Crow might like and begins to teach him how to spell. Over the next few months, Crow shows Azi his writings and how he’s improved thanks to Azi’s help. One day, after their fight and after Azi went back to heaven, Crow goes back to the bookshop. He sees Muriel has written signs that are now in a box that say “dont com this wae! It isndt sayf!” With crudely drawn arrows. But they’ve been scratched out and dismissed. He finds Muriel and asks about them. “Oh, I heard people saying mean things about them and laughing. Though, figuring out… *sarcasm*…? Took a long while. It hurt a lot more once I figured out their puzzles looks weren’t out of joy and more of them mocking me.” So from then on, Crowley meets with Muriel every day to help them learn to read and write better. Just as Azi did for him.

#good omens #headcanon #crowley #aziraphel #muriel #im going insane #im mentally stable i swear #im not crying you are

[abproductions2345]

The Ineffable Pieces: Chapter 1

It's been a Total of 5 years since aziraphale had become the Supreme Archangel of Heaven although he thought he was doing the right thing… his heart knew deep down this was wrong… he left behind a child and a lover on earth for this status which he regretted so deeply for days ever since he left earth, aziraphale touches his lips and he can still remember Crowley’s kiss and his lips pressed against his…

The sad and shocked face of his little Marie who had to learn her Father was abandoning her…

And leaving her alone in the world… she was only 9 years old and she didn't deserve that… 

Crowley didn't deserve his feelings to be rejected by aziraphale… Why did he say “I forgive you…?”. He wants his kiss again, he wants Crowley to do it again…

Aziraphale regretted all of it…

Meanwhile on earth

Crowley has raised Marie to be a normal kid, he learned about aziraphale's rules on her and how restricting they were to the poor child, Crowley slowly broke all of those rules to give Marie an actual childhood and make her feel like an actual child for once in her life, on her 10th birthday Crowley got her a bike which was the first thing aziraphale prohibited Marie to ever own in her entire life since he was paranoid about her getting hurt from riding it 

Although aziraphale was a bit right since when Marie attempted to first ride it Crowley forgot the training wheels… and Marie fell and got hurt 

At least Crowley did miracle heal her, he hated to see Marie cry

He did enjoy raising Marie as his own daughter but although deep down he was missing his angel and he was angry at aziraphale for leaving him with their precious little girl…

Marie grew up to be a completely different person she adapted a rebel personality which crowley enjoys this new marie unlike the one aziraphale raised and treated her like she is a fragile little doll

The elevator to heaven opens and aziraphale breathes in the smell of the earth its been 5 years since he last been on there and now he needed to fix things with his family aziraphale looked around

Until he noticed someone familiar infront of “Give me Coffee or Give Me Death” a teenager with brown hair with red hair ends and a black hat, when they turned around

Aziraphale felt like he saw his heartbreak.. It was his little marie but not so little anymore, aziraphale crossed the rode 

“Marie?” he called out

Marie turned her head to the direction of where she was called and her eyes widen and she looks at him… she hasn’t seen aziraphale in 5 years

“Oh my little Princess you’ve grown up.. You’ve changed you hair… that doesnt matter.. Oh marie i missed you so much, its me your papa-”

He was cut short when marie’s expression suddenly shifts from shocked to angry

“Marie-” aziraphale said trying to reach a hand to her shoulder but marie backs away

“Why are YOU here?” she asked her tone being of anger

Aziraphale felt his heart broke into pieces, his daughter… was mad at him? Marie never got mad at aziraphale before but now

“Marie, im sorry i left for heaven i came back for you i-” 

“I don’t want you here! Archangel Aziraphale!” she said

Aziraphale froze there… she… she didnt call him papa… she always called him papa… never by his name… aziraphale tried to reach out to her

But she slapped his hand away

“ Dont touch me!” Marie snapped before walking away, aziraphale stood there not knowing what to do… but he sure does know now… things arent the same as it used to be anymore…

(Chapter 2: Soon)

#good omens #good omens au #the ineffable divorce #The Ineffable Pieces AU #archangel aziraphale #aziraphale #marie fell #Au

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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 2 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

sooo bearded crowley in this episode am I right 😔 yup 2500 BC… HERE HE IS!!! i hate him so much

nah he’s talking about God abandoning him i don’t actually hate him poor fallen angel

WHAT IS AZIRAPHALE DOING

so if this is after the flood crowley had a huge glow down

“I COMMAND THEE, BEGONE!” “no.” he’s so me i’m so him (he has a permit from god??)

“satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything Job owns no question asked, hugs kisses, god” AND THE PAPER IS THAT LONG?

CROWLEY’S SO BITCHY

so aziraphale had met muriel before

LONG HAIRED GABRIEL WHY DOES HE LOOK SO?? JUST?? SO WRONG😭

AHH EVE WAS THE FIRST NOT ADAM

“i think they quite like the old ones”

alphabetical order!! FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST SENTENCE HELP

OH WAIT I GET IT, in the playlists prime video dropped you have to look at the first letter of the lyrics of each song to have the words “ineffable” and “tempting” AND IT’S BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE

“EVERY DAY ITS A-GETTING CLOSER”🎶 lol didn’t jon hamm say he doesn’t sing in an interview

CROWLEY CHANGED CLOTHES THE TURTLENECK DBHDHSJN CROWLEY WITH THE TUTLENECK

theory time: shax says that the miracle could’ve been performed only by the mightiest of archangels and crowley asks her how does she know he didn’t do it, are you telling me crowley was an archangel??

okay they’re both risking to be eliminated now

aziraphale SINGING

NOOOOOSTOPCRYING MAGGIE

HEHEHEHHE SHE’S IN LOVE (“it’s not your job to sort out my doomed love life” because he should think about HIS love life first)

“every record they play eventually turns into that song” you mean like queen songs in the bentley?

“Gabriel.” HEART SKIPPED A BEAT “where is Gabriel.”

wooo saraqael creating wheelchair ramps

“falling in love is what humans do” crying rn

don’t i know you? NO YOU DONT SHUT UP 😁

NAHHH why is heaven watching him again leave aziraphale alone☹️

HERE IT GOEEEEES EVERY DAY🎶🎶🎶🎶

the pub from the picture!!

making them fall in love this is such a fanfiction trope i love it

A SUDDEN RAINSTORM FORCES THEM TOGETHER BENEATH A CANOPY THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES AND REALIZE THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER???? OHHHHH I JUST KNOW THATS GONNA HAPPEN TO AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AS WELL

if you’re going to invoke fiction… aziraphale are you about to say jane austen?

HE SAID IT yess i knew they were gonna have the ball for nina and maggie I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE?

“PEOPLE WOULD GATHER DO SOME FORMAL DANCING AND REALIZE THEY HAD MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER AND WERE ACTUALLY DEEPLY IN LOVE” okay but can you try to be a little more subtle

a clue!!!😼

“jim tell me what do you know” / “oookay, whaddayaknow” IM ON THE FLOOR STOPSPPP WHY ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

WOOO PURPLE EYES- is that god’s voice?

ANOTHER FLASHBACK oh no not bearded crowley again… his hair has lost volume

Bildad the Shuhite?? 💀

“i know you” / “you do not know me” AAAAAAAAAAA

NO WAIT THIS IS AFTER THE FLOOD. WHEN CROWLEY SAID “YOU CANT KILL KIDS” IM UNWELL aziraphale does know this is not what crowley wants to do

“I KNOW THE ANGEL YOU WERE” OHH I WAS WRONG HE REMEMBERS HE REMEMBERS HIM

he wants to do it because he was blameless too but he fell anyway. bye i’m about to appear on international news

the goats are back 😭😭😭😭 STOP THIS IS CUTE look at aziraphale’s face

“you can stop grinning” HHEJEHRHEHRH

“DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE” AND YEARS LATER CROWLEY IS THE ONE THAT TELLS HIM THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE

“be not afraid” 👁️biblically accurate aziraphale👁️

TY TENNANT!!!! why’s he so gay

AWWWGGGHHH DAVID SAYING HIS SON SEEMS NICE

AZIRAPHALE SHOUTINGBHAHAH “I BRING THE WARNING” that was unexpected

what. just. happened.

aziraphale knew they were safe because crowley wouldn’t actually kill kids 😭

“oooh aren’t you brilliant” giggling kicking my feet

GIRL WHY DID YOU TURN THEM INTO GECKOS

am i about to witness aziraphale’s first time being drunk?

THATS A PARALLEL A DAMN PARALLEL between crowley/nina offering wine and aziraphale/maggie both not drinking

“are you trying to tempt me?” i was wrong this is going to be the first time aziraphale EATS omg HEHEHHHH HES PRECIOUS

lol btw this big thunderstorm is nothing compared to what has happened a few days ago where i live

CROWLEY IS ON HIS OWN SIDE!!!! AND THEN IT BECOMES THEIR SIDE!!!

“see you in hell” shut up???

i love this whole flashback but why does he have to have that beard im sorry i can’t get over it😔

YEP THATS GOD’S VOICE

also i just realized there’s no narrator this time rip

“if you want answers come back when you can make a whale” CROWLEY COULD MAKE STARS AND STILL DIDNT GET THE ANSWERS

“shoemaking and obstetrics” HELPPPP

aziraphale’s in trouble ohhhh he LIED

D’YOU NEED A LIFT SOMEWHERE 🫢

HE ASKED TO USE THE BENTLEY OMG THEIR CAR

crowley is me i’m so jealous of my possessions no matter who you are

aziraphale has a driving license?😨

NOUR! *slaps his hand*

aziraphale being bitchy is my favourite thing

THE SCENEEEEE THE SCENE FROM THE PICTURE IM SO EXCITED

aziraphale is so nervous nooo my little guy HE THINKS HES GOING TO FALL WHATTTT

“IM NOT TAKING YOU TO HELL, ANGEL”

NOOO THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING STOP. STOP CRYING.

“with your curly little.. and your neat white” MY GODDD

AZIRAPHALE VOICE WHEN HE SAYS “IM A FALLEN ANGEL” I CANT. DO. THIS.

“that sounds um..” / “lonely?” end me right now

BUT THEYRE NOT GOING TO BE LONELY ANYMORE THEY HAVE EACH OTHER THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE

(crowley saying “you’re on your own with this one” in ep1 is even worse to hear now 😍)

MURIEL CLIP NEXT EPISODE YAYY

tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions

#me acting like i haven’t seen the every a month ago #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens season two spoilers #good omens season two #gos2 spoilers #gos2 #go2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #spoilers #gos2 reaction

[februaryberries]

the rest of my reaction to the rest of the episodes because i can’t be bothered to split them up

JIMS HOT CHOCOLATE JIMS MUG

she’s so cute im gonna cry

she’s so cute and they’re so like hdjshfjdbf

SHES SO SWEET

DONT HESITATE TO ASK ANY OTHER QUESTIONS YOU HAVE ABOUT LOVE INSPECTOR CONSTABLE

i feel so bad for nina :(

OH MY GOD HE JOURNALS

aziraphale fuckin writing in a journal kicking his legs like a teenage girl

aziraphale sweetie you’re so brainwashed

OH MY GOD HE MADE IT YELLOW

oooooo i love the bentley driving into the intro art that’s so cool

he’s so obsessed w the rain moment

im so obsessed w ziras diary it’s so funny

now zira that was petty and bad

zira NOOOOOO

oh poor zira he’s so sad

he’s so cute in his little detective costume

THE SKINNY LOWDOWN HES SO SOLLY

gimme the FACTS

well yeah mason hmmmm

im so worried about this girl i feel like this is going to end badly

they’re gonna die

i knew something would go wrong

rip those guys

NO SHE DIED??????? FUCK

he’s insane crowley insane

HES SO TINY

im small arent i

GIANR ROWLEY?????

where are you

GRINDR LMAO

the awning moment

ooooof

VERY CLOSED LOL

it’s always too late :((((

PH MY GOD IS HE IN THE HITCHHIKER

who is she

YOU DONT SEEM HIS TYPE ????? IM SORRY!?????

WHAT HAT WHAT I HEARD YOU AND CROWLEY WERE AN ITEM IM FUCKING SCREAMING

furfur WHO

OH MY GOS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ITS LIKE I HOPED BUT I COULDNT LET MYSELF BELIEVE THEYD ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING SJFJSJCJJSKSZKJDJ OKAY WAIT OKAY IM NOT POSTING THIS UNTIL I FINISH IT NOW IN CASE IM WRONG LOL

Im sorry is it literally raining hearts when zira and crowley are sitting on the roof in the intro are u kidding me

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NOT US GETTING 1941 RIGHT AFTER THEY YOURE AN ITEM COMMENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME RN IM GONNA THROW UP

the music

who tf is that guy in the church how is he awake alive whatever

is he flirting is that flirting

oh thank you crowley is there anything i can do for you in return *bats eyelashes* LMAO

ooooo

SISSY TYPE

EW THAT TONGUE WAS SO UNNECESSARY

oh no not magic he’s so silly

nice exactly what nazis deserve

ZOMBIES????

no this poor old man also how did he not see them LMAO

That’s what …… f r i e n d s are for LMAOOOO

CROWLEYS OLD MAN IMPRESSION IS SO FUNNY

he’s so supportive look ziras so happy

SOMEONE YOU REALLY TRUST OH MY GOD

ZIRAS SO EXCITED AW oh rip the magic shop guy

im so scared for aziraphale oh god i don’t know if i can watch

he’s so baby

THE BEES KNEES

JIGGERY POKERY

OH NO MIRACLES BLOCKED OH FUCK

oh no

evidence envelope LMAO

im so nervous but i know it’s going to work H

he’s so whimsy

OH HE DID A MAGIC TRICK W THE PHOTO DIDNT HE

BRILLIANT AZIRAPHALE IF U DID WHAT I THINK U DID

Lmao get fucked nazis

YES ZIRA I KNEW IT

oh my god im gonna throw up

they’re so sweet

SHADES OF GREY

im so

CROWLEYS PET????

TJE BULLET HOLE STUCKERS THRE STICKERS

oh no are the demons gonna crash his night

HES GIVING AWAY BOOKS

NO WAY DAVID PUTTING ON THE FEZ I SEE YOU AS HE ALSO MENTIONED THE DR WHO BOOK ARE U KIDDING I FUCKIN SEE YOU

THE FEZ LMAOO

HER ARMOR LMAOOOO

this is so awkward lmao

OH FOFO FURFUR WHATEVER HIS MAME IS

Zira please stop speaking french

YOUVE BEEN TOGETHER LONG IM KILLING MTSELF IM THROWING UP

HES NOT MY BIT ON THE SIDE

other peoples love lives always seem more straightforward than our own AND HE WALKS AWAY HE DIDNT KNOW IM HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WAHHHH

Im losing my mind oh god the season finale is after this episode im going to throw up

WHAT IS THIS

SMITTEN IM SORRY ???

this isn’t going to end well

okay but the way they do the texts from Lindsey is so cool

my only friend

OH NO HES SO SAD

CROWLEY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

oh thank god

crowley OH ITS IN THE MATCHBOX

DO YOU WANT A HOT CHOCOLATE CROWLEY AWEWW IM GONNA DIE

Oh sweet girl

nobody would believe you anyway :( WAIT AND SEE LMAO

So beautiful

OH NO MAGGIE

A SEASMSTRESS

ZIRA U CANT FORCE PPL TO FEEL THINGS

he’s so worried :((( crowley

HES ASKING HIM TO DANCE ??????? IM SORRY ARE THEY GOING TO DANCE

jim :((( a

THE FUR COAT LMAO

TOSTE

oh rip the annoying guy LOL

i won’t leave you on your own maggie :(

BUT RESCUING ME MAKES HIM SO HAPPY????????? IM SORRY EXCUSE ME WHAT

YOU SAID BLAH BLAH BLAH

WHY IS CROWLEY GOING TO HEAVE THOUGH

LAST EPISODE IM GOING TO DIE

his little prance

MAGGIE NO

man that one demon can’t catch a break

HIS LITTLE HAPPY WALK LOL

crowleys emotional support angel

CROWLEY YOUR MEMORY

are gabriel and beelzebub going on dates these look like dates LMAO

SHE GAVE HIM THE FLY ????

WAIT ACTUALLY I DIDNT THINK I WAS RIGHT OH MY GOD

HES SUGGESTING ALPHA CENTURI FOR THEM AND ITS LIKE BUT THATS WHERE HE WAS GOING TO TAKE AZIRAPHALE

it’s a crime that gabriel and beelzebub are getting together before crowley and zira THEY DID IT FIRST

us time

he’s tidying up the shop :(((( and waiting for zira

im gonna throw up im gonna throw up oh no what is azira going to say what did matatrom say oh no

NO CROWLEY WAS ABOUT TO CONFESS IM GONNA THROW UP

oh no but he doesn’t want oh no

oh zira sweetie

NO IM GONNA THROW UP IM GONNA CRY

NO IM NO

im NO

THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID MAKE THEM KISS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WTH YOU THIS ISNT WGAT I MEANT THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT IM GONNA THROW UP WHAT DO TOU MEAN IM GONNA FUCKINGDYE IM SOBBING ZIRA NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ZIRA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ZIRA NOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT

how am i ever ever ever ever supposed to recover from this the way they both wanted the other to come with them but zira is too brainwashed by heaven still and it’s heart breaking and the way crowley kisses him because he thinks he’s never gonna have the chance now the NO NIGHTINGALE GALES we could have ben US zira being so heartbroken by the kiss I FORGIVE YOU don’t bother what if i eat my entire laptop right now

The way he tenderly touches his lips afterwards is Gut Wrenching and then he’s about to say he thinks he’s made a mistake and then you see him pack those feelings away in a box and shove them deep down and what if i died right now

#good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #im #neil gaiman #took me out back and shot me with that last scene #im so #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RECOVER IM SORRY #tw suicide joke #i say im gonna kms a lot but i mean it in a good way if that makes sense #yk how it is being deranged about media

[dontfuckingbother]

The downfall of aziraphale (and his love for crowley)

Aziraphale of course did not have a literal downfall, but i wanted to look at his journey from an angel helping to create humans to a sort of banished angel (end of s1) that heaven doesnt really want to talk about.

Of course, his fall was crowley. They met while he was creating nebula, but crowley was asking too much questions, so he fell. Dod they met during the war between angels and fallen angels? I guess so. Id love to see a scene like that in s3.

He didnt want to have anything with crowley, they were just and angel and a demon working on the same cases.

I guess everything changed after the hiob story. He truly saw the faults of heaven and trusted a demon more than he trusted his own. Thats also a scene where crowley made him eat for the first time (deceiving him on his side just like he deceived eve. Symbolism??????). Aziraphale tought that crowley has led him to corruption, that now he was a fallen angel. And, theoretically he was. It seemes like later he forgot about that, but yeah, if heaven knew he wouldnt be an angel anymore.

(He literally is looking at azi the same way he was looking at the nebula i am not okay😭😭😭😭)

Heaven saw that azi was spending more and more time on earth (to get to know it and, lets not lie, to spend more time with crowley, as that was the only place the both of them could be together).

Many speculate that azi fell in love with crowley when he was creating nebula, but i disagree. I think he didn’t even have a real strongg feelings back then. The next theory is that he fell in love when crowley saved him and his books in the church. That sounds more like it, especially seeing that almost right after he has trusted crowley enough to literally shoot him in the head. So by the show, he surely had some sort of strong, mixed feelings for crowley - definetely a lot of trust. So whenever he fell in love, in modern times he was surely in love with him.

When in s1, he chose crowley above heaven, and chose living instead of the end, in the eyes of heaven he was ended. They wanted to kill him, as they knew he couldnt just be a demon, as that would let him with crowley (and be more dangerous for them). But they couldnt kill him,, so they just told him to shut up, sit quietly and dont make trouble.

So he did, for some years, i dont know exactly. And here comes s2, with gabriel and the first connection with heaven azi had since his ‚banishment’. He was starving for it. Hes scared of angels,, hes scared of heaven, but he longs for a place to call home (CROWLEY IS YOUR HOME, YOU DUMBASS!!!!)

The only person he is not scared of is metatron, because he represents god for him. He is the closest person to god he will probably ever meet again. He is happy when metatron talks to him, offers him coffe (I dont personally believe in the coffee theory, but its definetely suspicious) and is generally nice to him (Like none of the angels have!!!!). He gives azi the idea that he can do something to change the world for crowley, change the world for everyone.

He thinks the world is corrupted so he has to change it, while crowley thinks the same so they have to abandon it.

They both have the same strong love for each other and they show it the best way they can.

But azi fell in love with crowley who created nebula, who created a world for him. Azi fell in love with the crowley who helped him, who chose him, who, in his eyes, is a good person who made a poor decision. He doesnt understand why crowley would choose being free over being in heaven. Being angel again. Being angel is all azi knows and wants. He forgot that if heaven knew about everything he wouldnt be an angel anymore. That maybe metatron knows that all and wants to use him as a puppet. He just cant see the evil in the good the way, he saw good in the evil.

#good omens fan theory #good omens #good omens season two #good omemes

[i-likefrogs]

Thanks to my dear brother, I just had to think about what would happen if Crowley and Aziraphale had biological children for the last 45min.

The lovely story under the cut

He was actually kinda sweet, he heard me talking about GO, got confused on the nature of C and A's relationship (aren't we all? I dont think even they know) So asked me to explain. I did the best I could, quoted neils "Whatever Crowley and Aziraphale are, it's a love story" line, and this little boy goes "oh cool. So they love each other. What would happen if they had kids???". He then asked several questions (that I didn't have the answers to) and told me his own speculations. I've got some mixed feelings here, cause -

1. He didn't have any issues with them being a gay couple

2. He didn't have any issues with them being genderfluid (cause in his words "Well, one of them would have to be a girl for a bit")

3. He didn't have any issue with gay people having and raising kids

I just..... I had to think about that for far, far longer than I ever would have wanted to.... this is not a train of thought I have ever wanted to go down. Never mind for so much time.... when I didn't have the answers he begged me to ask poor Neil. (No, I will not ask Neil. I'm currently praying to whatever God exists that he never sees this post)

So anyway, I hope you enjoyed this retelling of what occurred during my lunch break. I guess if you've got any ideas, send em my way, cause otherwise he's going to keep begging me to ask someone. Sorry about any trauma this post caused. I.... I'm gonna go finish eating my pizza...

(Also, I want to add, I have no clue where he got this idea from. This is not something I have ever once thought about, never mind talked about. He hopped on this train all on his own. So please don't crucify me or something)

#Griffin goes on #hoping and praying that neil never sees this #or Michael sheen for that matter #we all know hes on here somwhere #good omens #ineffable husbands #the children of the ineffable husbands #why is this my life

[vulcannic]

"... according to our records, you were issued a flaming sword.”

Happy Halloween y’all!! 😇

#mycosplays #aziraphale cosplay #good omens cosplay #halloween #halloween costume #please dont make fun off my poor photoshop skills #also to the person who said they would photoshop flames for me #(i know who you are i just cannot for the life of me remember ur url im so sorry) #the reason i didn't ask you to do this was because i felt bad at how short notice id need them done #hsjkfhds #i didnt wanna bother u

[boylikeanangel]

good omens for the blorbo ask game 🦋🦋

omg salem are you tempting me....how did you know ive been on a gomens kick lately.... youre so evil teehee 🤭

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

I still wear reading glasses on a chain to this day because I saw aziraphale do it in a fanfic once. I still have his angel wings mug at the back of my kitchen cupboard. I still think tartan is stylish. you get the idea

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

pepper will always be one of my most beloved weirdgirls no matter what <3

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I think madame tracy is just delightful....sorry if thats controversial I really dont know anymore cuz no one ever talks about her but particularly her in the book shes so. mwah. go grandma

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

the fucking. four bikers of the repocalypse or whatever they were called. in the book. I will literally never forgive hetman for leaving them out of the show. gone but never ever ever forgotten. fly high kings

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

this is kinda like with raleigh from pacrim lol but I actually think newt is fantastic. hes so fucking soggy. just a used wet paper towel kinda guy. I love it

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

nothing in the world can get me to like shadwell. so. him I guess. I wish I could say crowley to be funny I really could but im not strong enough

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

THIS REALLY DOESNT FEEL LIKE AN APPROPRIATE QUESTION FOR A SHOW WHERE HALF THE CAST ARE EITHER FROM HEAVEN OR HELL.....but anyways its gabriel. send him wherever means I never have to see his ugly face ever again

#send me a series #ask

[sass-ishmoon]

Honestly. I wish I was good at writing, cause I've been stuck on this fanfic idea but I cant do a thing for it

So:

Aziraphale and Crowley are the only agents on earth, right? Like... That doesnt seen statiscally possible, but they are like, the permanent ones. So, what if, what if they started like field agents and somehow ended up being guardians of balance. Like an honest to Metatron title. And they reunite every... Idk, century, to plan whats gonna happen during that century, with a scale and everything. And they report that to their head offices. But obviously, no one reads that. So both sides think they kept their best agents doing the best work for a long time, but those things are just humans being humans. So, Crowley still recieves his commendation for Spanish Inquisition.

And thats how Aziraphale and Crowley know head office is not watching, so, they live together and are all domestic and soft and soooo married

And the day Gabriel and Belzebub appear like YOU TRAITORS!!! They have to show how they are actually doing their work, they work for the balance, yes, I reported this during the 3bC, thanks for reading my reports, I see my efforts were apretiated

And I have, this very vivid image of the husbands sitting on a table, under a candles light, putting ideas on a scale. Things on the great scale. Like they know its unavoidable that famine visits some countries, so they throw aroung ideas for helping the poor and most affected and balancing the good and evil. Something like "this millionare will give part of his money to charity, but they give it for fame and good name" so the scale tips to the evil side and Aziraphale goes "but this one asotiation made by volunteers will go to those places and help people by planting local flora and reinventing recipes so they have something to eat" and the scale balances

Sometimes Crowley makes the good thing happen, sometimes its Aziraphale. It is of no consequence. The point is to balance the scake on good actions and evil deeds. But the thing is quite sensitive, so they have to messure by grams. And they end up with things like "person finds a wallet" do they keep it, give it back? "human had a bad day and starts screaming to the waitress" and Crowley balances it by "that inspires the people in the restaurant to leave a bigger tip that day" things like that

I also want Belzebub and Gabriel to watch then do it. See the power of balance and understand those two, even when they write reports to them, have not been working for heven or hell in a while.

They see a Demon performing healing miracles and blessings and an angel laying temptations and leading to sin. And viceversa

I dont know where this goes. I just wanna see it

I also want this scene, where they need something, ask the husband's help to get it and finally see them in action, like. Complementing each other and going "this temptation is gonna need to be a gentle one. Your turn Angel" and "Oh, dear, that one is an Angry Teenager, those are yours Crowley"

#good omens #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #go #crowley #fanfiction #fanfic ideas #Please I just want them to be scared #They are both angel and demon at the same time #The Metatron is pleased

[aziraphales-library]

Lost Fic #78

1. I was wondering if you could help me find a fic. In it I think either Crowley's or Aziraphale corporation shuts down, and they have to go to heaven to get help. When they get there they help them, and I remember that they laugh at Aziraphale, because he thinks they want him back in heaven? And after that Crowley recomforts him. Thanks! ~anon

2. Hiya! I've lost so many fics. I learned my lesson, I keep a list of all the good fics I read now. But I read a very good fic a while ago where Adam still has some of his powers and creates a blizzard after a breakup. Azi and Crowley had to fly through the freezing snow to get to him and stop him and then they 'warm themselves up' in an inhabitated Jasmine's cottage. Thanks for your help finding this wonderful fic! 😘 ~@ineffablejewls

3. Hi! I’m looking for a fic that I read awhile back. It was a human au where Crowley was a father (I think to Adam) but he was really poor and depressed and struggling to give his kid a good life. He meets Aziraphale at a food drive kind of deal and they start to get to know each other and eventually fall in love. Thank you for all the work you do! ~@just-a-sinnamon-roll

4. Hey ho! In hope you can help me find a fic! I dont really remember much except for the part where Crowley was like kiynda delirious and he thought at first he was halluconating aziraphale who came to take care of him but aziraphale was really there ~anon

5. Hullo! I would like to ask if you know that fic where Crowley us a spy? Or a hitman? And Aziraphale wasn't supposed to be a target but he became one so Crowley is trying everything he can to clear the hit on him. They went to America to start anew and they met Anathema. Beel is Crowley's boss??? Iirc and they are married to Gabriel and Gabriel is a far relative that's why Beel is helping Crowley clear the hit???? That's what I remember. Also this is a smut I think. Any help would be greatly appreciated. I have been looking for that fic for ages. Thank you! Have a wonderful day! ~anon

If you know one of these fics, please use the number in your response!

~ Mod G

#good omens #ineffable husbands #lost fic #anon #ineffable jewls #just-a-sinnamon-roll #mod g #mod ghost

[toutallyahoe]

Bad Start, Good End ~ Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Requested By: --

A/N: this sucks

but i am too lazy to do something about it hnnnn anyways, might rewrite it but we all know i wont so... fuck

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Today was an awful day.

Simply awful, that's what [Name] had concluded as he quickened his pace to not get caught by the cries of the heavens above pouring down to the earth. But alas, he was already soaked to the bone. His used to be clean and dry suit already ruined with the fabric clinging onto his skin which annoyed him greatly. His [Hair color] hair was a wet mess. The sloshing sound of his wet sock covered feet inside his shoes made him cringe from how wet and disgusting it is.

And not to forget that the [Hair color] haired man clearly knows the paperwork he had done earlier inside the brown briefcase he was holding is absolutely ruined and thinking about it, he will restart his report again. What a pain...

Muttering curses on the heavens above on why was he being cursed with this awful bad luck right now. [Name] was so done.

Was it because he did not help that kid in the park earlier that day on getting his ball off of the tree? That brat deserves that crap! That little brat was being a dick from messing with those poor ducks that was passing by to go to the lake.

Sighing, the [Hair color] haired man looked around where he was going to and saw no one on the streets, well, it was quite obvious with the pouring rain. Another sigh left his lips as the man looked at the heavens above, the rain hitting his face as he glared at the sky. Anger can be seen in his [Eye color] eyes yet also just tiredness and despair.

"God, why do you make me suffer today?" [Name] had asked to no one in particular as he then looked back in front of him to find whatever to help him shelter from the weather.

Continuing his walking  the [Hair color] haired man would look around to find any shops that were open to atleast shelter his soaked form until the rain pass. But none seemed to be that welcoming. Especially how every building seemed to make him be like the plague as they locked their doors.

Clack

Clack

Clack

The sound of his shoes hitting the wet pavement as the droplets of water continue to hit his [Skin colorp skin. It was honestly annoying as the [Hair color] haired man often cringe when he had stepped on a very large puddle on the street. His already soaking wet shoes and sock making him shudder.

"I should have paid attention to that weatherman," [Name] grumbled, thinking back earlier when he was still groggy and tired that he zoned out from whatever the newscaster were saying in his television when he was about to start brewing some coffee to start the day, only to then realize the time was ticking and panicking on it.

Sighing, the [Hair color] haired man was clearly wishing he did bring his umbrella to work but the day did not went his way. Going to work three minutes late which that one person who seemed to have some bone to pick with him (he didn't know what ever he dont to them but they're an asshole to him) won't stop ranting on how he was a disgraceful worker for being late. It did not help how [Name] had not drank his coffee nor had eaten breakfast which his mood was very thin. Causing him to snap at that pompous prick and it lead to him getting a warning for it.

"I hate this..." [Name] [Last name], the name of our poor man, had said as he stopped walking. The rain hitting the earth and him aswell, yet he didn't know what to do now. He was already wet and everything. This was not his day.

Looking at where he was, [Name] let out a sigh of relief to see a building that maybe he can hide away from the rain. The [Hair color] haired male prayed to whatever deities that was looking at him from the clouds above that he won't get kicked out for being soaking wet and not get yelled at with probably soaking the whatever tacky carpet in the shop he would come in to shelter for a bit.

Approaching the building, [Name] took mind that it looked rather homey, on the outside it is. [Name] was never one to judge in appearance... most of the time. Looking at the building once more, [Name] did not seem to recognize the building. Well, it was a bookstore. The door had a sign that said it was open which [Name] was thankful for and hoped he won't be disturbing anyone when he comes inside.

Opening the door, he stood there with a bit hesitation clearly seen in his form. Was this considered rude to come in being soaked to the bone? God, he hoped not. The [Hair color] haired man sighed, let's hope the owner or the clerk gives him some slack and sympathy to atleast let him shelter until the storm passes or only had drizzled left.

  

Aziraphale did not expect anyone to come in inside his bookstore. His little bookstore was something not many would go to, really. Often times, he gets people coming in his little bookstore for they had mistaken his with the other bookstore in the next street from his.

Aziraphale did not mind though. In fact, the sole reason he had this bookstore was merely an upfront for it was only a place where he could store his books that he collected from the centuries he had lived. After all, being an angel who looked after the earth had it's perks and one of them is getting to see how humanity evolved. May it be good or not, he saw a lot. And also collected a lot. In form of books, that is.

So, angel of the Almighty, Aziraphale did not expect the door of his little shop to have the bell's jingle, stating that someone had entered. The white haired angel was confused. Who on earth would come inside in such a weather to get a book? But whatever he had thought, the angel had to welcome the newcomer and also say that none of the books inside the shop was for sale. Only be looked but never to be sold. Ever.

Rounding up the corner, Aziraphale looked mildly shock and perhaps a bit miffed on what he saw. A [Hair color] haired man, soaked to the bone. His suit was wet and in no doubt that the briefcase he was carrying that whatevers inside that was ruined. But what caught the angel's was that the man looked so helpless. It made the angel's mood quickly change for shock and annoyed to pity and compassion.

Aziraphale saw the man's eyebrows were furrowed as he looked around like he was looking for something, occasionally shivering as he stayed at the door. Not really coming inside and the white haired being didn't know if he should be glad or disappointed. Especially how the man may be dripping on the floor of the shop but he still stayed there on the door to not cause more. Clearly, the man was hesitant to come in inside to damage the flooring of his quaint little bookshop.

"Um... hello?" There was shakiness on the man's voice that Aziraphale noticed. The poor fellow was in no doubt shivering and soaked, the angel decided to help the poor man. He need to as the [Hair color] haired man was shivering a lot and Aziraphale remembered that humans were weak creatures who should not be exposed in these types of weather or else they would get sick, or worse, die.

"Hello?" Aziraphale had softly said as he smiled warmly at the [Hair color] haired man as he calmly approached the man. The angel saw the [Hair color] haired man had sent him a shaky and apologetic look. "Welcome, what can I help you with?" Asked the angel. Knowing what the human really needed but Aziraphale wanted to be a good host, and also to not cause any misunderstandings.

"Well... um... sorry for the inconvenience," Aziraphale was surprised with the man's words. Why would he apologize? "But, I just needed to shelter for the rain for a bit. I'll be gone when it lessens but if you want to kick me out, umm, I'll go," the [Hair color] haired man sent a smile. Nervous he was and the angel knew that. It caused Aziraphale's chest clench a bit. This poor man.

"Ah! Nonsense," said Aziraphale. A welcoming smile in his lips as he approached the man on the door. "Please come inside, you are soaked to the bone!"

The man let out a hearty laugh but shakes his head in disagreement. "It is alright... I don't want to inconvenience you any further sir," he had said. The angel would have none of that though.

"No, it is alright! I insist," Aziraphale had said as he saw the [Hair color] haired man hesitate.

"A... are you sure? I don't want to ruin this shop's flooring," the [Hair color] haired man frowned as he looked around then settled his gaze to Aziraphale's form. "I can just stand here... to... not cause any more problems..." Aziraphale heard him mutter.

"No, no! It is alright, you need assistance and I am happy to assist you," Aziraphale urged and the man bit his bottom lip, thinking his options but nodded, albeit a bit hesitant. The white haired being saw him placed his briefcase on the floor as he fully went inside and closed the door. The angel knew that whatever was inside was in no doubt ruined.

"Should I take my shoes off to not cause more problem...?" Aziraphale couldn't help but smile at the man's insistence of not causing more inconvenience. Shaking his head in disagreement, he smiled at the man.

"It is alright," Aziraphale had said. "Now come, I think I can help dry you up for a bit," the man seemed to be hesitant and Aziraphale seemed to realized why.

"Oh! Do not worry, I will not do anything to you," the angel assured as a he felt his cheeks heat up. Was he to straight forward for that? Maybe he should just offered to give the man a towel. Thoughts muddled with his mistake, the angel did not noticed the man's amusement... but the angel did feel it. A bit that is.

"Thank you..." Aziraphale heard the [Hair color] haired man softly muttered. The angel's eyes soften as he brightly smiled at his visitor.

"It is no problem," Aziraphale had said. "Now come, you looked soaked to the bone!"

 

[Name] sat comfortably in one of the white haired being's couch as he took a sip from the tea the other had brewed. The [Hair color] haired man in a different clothing than his soaked suit that the other had lent him. Insisted on him wearing until his clothes dry off in the washer. Surprisingly, the clothes that the kind owner was to his own taste of style and also fits well with his form. It was a miracle to have clothes fitting for him, oddly enough. [Name] brushed it off as coincidence though.

The [Hair color] haired man, although felt guilty with practically mooching off with this nice owner of the small bookshop he stumbled on, felt glad too. This was probably one of the good things that had happened to his day as he watch the other man (named Aziraphale as what the white haired had introduced himself when he realized he never did) talking about one of the books he has.

[Name] had to admit, Aziraphale had an impressive collection of books. It honestly baffled him to see a very old yet still well preserved copy of William Shakespeare's books. Aziraphale had told, well, more so bragged, about how the books of the store were the very first copies and very rare edition of books from the centuries of past writers. And [Name] in no doubt believed Aziraphale's words.

The [Hair color] haired male had hung to every word that left Aziraphale's lips with awe plastered on his face. Aziraphale was currently telling a story about this one particular book he had that one costumer was so adamant on buying. Few chuckles leaving his lips when Aziraphale's face would show annoyance and irritation on that person who had shouted at him for not selling the book. It was amusing. [Name] had a smile on his face as he listened to Aziraphale's tales.

  

Aziraphale felt himself be happy and content on the bright and calming feeling he felt from the [Hair color] haired male he had helped. It was a nice feeling to help someone in need as the angel also did not miss the smile that never left [Name]'s lips as he told some amusing stories that happened in his quaint little bookshop or how he obtained some of his books.

The white haired being couldnt help but appreciate the [Hair color] haired man's presence. [Name] had a calming aura surrounding him and the aura of joy just radiating him was something Aziraphale welcome wholeheartedly. It was nice.

Aziraphale was worried for the [Hair color] haired human when he entered his shop. He was a shivering mess and he looked absolutely tired and done with life. The angel fully knew that [Name] had an awful day, but even so, [Name] didn't projected that anger and tiredness out to anyone. The [Hair color] haired man acted like a proper gentleman and Aziraphale was both happy and also rather sad about that.

Aziraphale was happy, in no doubt. [Name] had thought of others before him (not like a certain demonic friend of his who would blow off to anything to inconvenience him) but the angel was also sad because the poor man looked so done and tired when he entered the shop. Aziraphale knew [Name] was so hesitant on coming inside through his mannerism and the human's constant worried glances whenever he walks inside the shop in his soaked up form.

When Aziraphale had miracled some fitting clothes to the [Hair color] haired man and assured him that it was fine, the angel couldn't help but think on things to help [Name]. Aziraphale saw [Name] was a good man and the white haired being just wanted to help. After all, Aziraphale is a servant of the Almighty, and the Almighty would be happy to see her servants are helping her beloved creation. Not to mention Aziraphale just felt that [Name] needed something good to happen to him with all the things he had been through.

So here the two now, sitting comfortable in the white haired being's couches. Having tea and talking to each other with the air of calmness and content. Both [Name] and Aziraphale had smiles on their lips as they talked on things they had like. Spending time until the rain passed.

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