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plastic2000s · 17 days
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🧃 Red, yellow, blue, and green! 🌈
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cleardishwashers · 10 months
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 🧡
iia ur the best and ilysm! most of these are oceans 11 because thats all ive written in the past three years. live laugh love
the journey and the destination - If it was anyone else, he would be gone the second the job was done. Since it’s Danny, he rolls his eyes and picks up Tess and drives across the country to the New Jersey State Penitentiary.
play with fire - mac and dennis were banging in s5. the end. (iia i think this was for ur birthday LOL hashtag full circle)
your hand grips hand as my eyes shut - 1.3k words of danny ocean having a very subtle hand kink
don’t ever trust a heart you can’t break - Morocco, 1995. Danny knocks back the rest of his scotch— it’s a Macallan, one that tastes like shit, which he’s spent the evening lamenting— and adds a stroke of yellow crayon across his paper as the liquor burns a path down his throat. Hard to be an artistic genius when you’re drunk, but it’s even harder to crack a Glen-Reeder 2050 XR safe in under two minutes. As of tonight, Danny’s done both.
in the eye of a hurricane - "There's a hurricane about to make landfall, Danny." He can already feel the pitter-patter of droplets coming down on his (Armani) suit jacket, can feel the wind hurling sand against his bare skin like a horde of angry mosquitos. His cream suit is going to be stained orange by the end of this. Goddamnit. (let’s pretend this isn’t titled after a hamilton lyric. call it temporary 2020 insanity)
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stunkers · 1 year
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I'm so sorry for asking thos,but DOES GORDON HAVE EARRINGS? IF HE DOES THATS SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!! Does he like, change them out every once in a while and have a whole collection of earrings from pre rescas or is he one of those people who just leave them in until they get infected because they only have that set? Or does he only do one ear ???
HI don’t apologize for asking whenever I see an ask I jump and skip around lalalalala weeee! I am assuming u are talking about borrower Gordon here?
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The answer is yeah kinda! It’s an ear tag! His ears aren’t pierced pre rescas but postcombine invasion he starts wearing some flashes of bright color like a yellow scarf, armband and the orange ear tag, mainly so if he’s out in the open rebels can see him and know that it’s him, it’s also partially because bright colors can be a warning to larger predators. Bright colors mean “hey I taste bad and I am potentially poisonous leave me alone” (he isn’t actually poisonous but he’s going to pretend that he is) LOL.
If you are talking about regular human gordon yes his ears r pierced! He doesn’t wear them cuz it’s against black mesa dress code and after the rescas he just. Never got the opportunity to put them back in. Ya know end of the world n all keeps you from putting your studs back in. Also I think it would be so cool if he had a septum piercing in college and he hides it at work.
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brandonwayneb · 2 years
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corrupt cash cops pretend to be going door to door selling vaccumes, at “blood reef fucking” circle ⭕️ blood doors first. fucking squares & circles on peoples room doors before they confuse them when trying to speak to them, by foul shark shock vaccine 💉 & vacuum world class unlawful police activity techniques
world class police corruptions
“super soaker water guns”
“shark vacuumed”
“fat floor mat car pit bed mattress map pre pancake fucking days before systematically harassing “ti” targeted individuals again
“silver shooting”
“silver skin dipping”
“pancake blood circle door reef”
world class laws requirement update for all lives public press rights all lives.
“shark vacc systems”
corrupt cash cops pretend to be going door to door selling vaccumes, at “blood reef fucking” circle ⭕️ blood doors first. fucking squares & circles on peoples room doors before they confuse them when trying to speak to them, by foul shark shock vaccine 💉 & vacuum world class unlawful police activity techniques
world class police corruptions
“super soaker water guns”
“shark vacuumed”
“fat floor mat car pit bed mattress map pre pancake fucking days before systematically harassing “ti” targeted individuals again
“silver shooting”
“silver skin dipping”
“pancake blood circle door reef”
world class laws requirement update for all lives public press rights all lives.
"shark vacc systems"
"narc mark car lot park core
RIOT THORS PROTECT HOME DOORS CORRUPT CORE POPPING POP CORN CORRUPT COPS FRUIT ROLL UPPING FAGGOTS AND FAY TAG FATALITY TAG CHARACTER ASSASSINATION SLANDER CAMPAIGNS BYPRODUCTS ONSET "DUCK CAMPAIGN" "WAR CASES"
"MEN ARE DOING DEATH RACE, PLACE SHOE LACE A HOE WHOLE ACE ACE-STONE THROWING STONES EXPLODING MICROPHONES MEN MICRO FUCKING CHILDREN, AND THEN CLEARING RING WORM DOCKS WITH BLOOD FUCK REEF XMASS DOORS
i added some more exposure to corrupt police, the caps part is obviously more crazy, but thats also where they fuck one another
say “adoption rays”
“a drop in”
corrupt cops police fight there
“adoption agency”
“abortion agencies”
WORLD CLASS CORRUPT LOCATION WHITE CASH WASHING AT “ABORTION AGENCIES”
“COPS ADDING CORRUPT AGENTS & add GENETIC FUCKING CHILDREN”
SCREAM ADOPTION ALERTS!!!
SCREAM ABORTION ALERTS!!!
CORRUPTED POP CORN CASH COPS!! GOLDEN PISS POPPING YELLOW SICK CIRCLES
CASH GOLDEN CORN CROP REAPERS!!!!! FIELDS UNDRER ASSAULT BY CORRUPT COPS THAT FUCK CHILDREN AND THEIR MEN PUTTING BLOOD XMASS FUCK BODY CIRCLES ON CHRISTMAS BOXES AND DEATH ROW HALLWAY MURDERS WORLD INSANITY COP CORRUPTION ALERTS
THEY WANT TO FLIP SCRIPT ON “TARGETTED INDIVUDALS”
“TINY CODE FUCK A CHILD FROM TOE SUCKING ON YOUR OWN FOOT AT NIGHT BEFORE UNDERMINING THE LAWS PRETENDING THEY NEVER MET YOU BEFORE ASTRAL ASS TRIAL ASS TRY ALL ASS CORES OSCORES O SCORES WORLD LIFE SCREAM
insight "spiritual boon"
insight "spiritual revival"
IRISH PUB, BOOZE 🥃 WORLD WIDE PUBLICATION ALL LIVES MATTER
FAMILY OATH
FAMILY VOWS
FAMILY PROTECTION ANY HOWS
FAMILY PROTECTION ANY HOUSE
#irish #welsh #celtic #blm #french #spanish #hispanic #public #world #news #fairy
DISTINGUISH DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WHITE ON WHITE CRUSH BOARDS SURF BOARDS
"thats where bad men were putting peoples lives on clearance sales"
"black day tigers 🐅, was switched with stupid dead niggers"
wow.... i hope the world knows about that! doesn't appear that they do ...lol........ or every fucking black person in the entire world would immediately change their entire personal rights laws
orange cat
black cat
LOL only whites abuse those!!! KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR WHITE CORRUPTION IN ANY SERVICE ROLES! 24/7 POINT A PUBLIC SHARES, ALL LIVES MATTER
FIRE WEB SPIDER KEYBOARDS
GOD SCREAM BLESS SAINT CLAIRE 🙏🏽
THE FOREVER CLAIRVOYANT
SCREAM FREE JUSTICE FOR ALL LIVES FREE CLEAR CLAIRE!!!!
CONFRONT WHITE MEN "BLOOD CIRCLE REEF FUCKING DOORS"
BLOOD CIRCLES ON DOORS WHEN THEY KNOCK THEY SQUIRT AND SEE IF THEY CAN FUCK THE BOX HOUSE FIRST
SHARK VACUUMS SELLERS
"SHOTGUN A SHARK"
WHITE LAWN MOWERS
WHITE LAW MAKERS
WHITE CORRUPTED OFFICE CRIMINALS
THEY SHOULD OF NEVER TOUCHED MY WOMENS RIGHTS TO ROE
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lillibabble · 4 years
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You can find the originals HERE  
ABCs of your OCs a list of oc questions in alphabetical categories - i made each category based on the first word I could think of in alphabetical order, so enjoy!
A: Aptitude 1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young?
Cath likes to sing, though maybe not infront of anyone. 
2. what activities have they participated in?
Klaus keeps a close eye on her, but she does enjoy archery
3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for?
Archery. She’s a horrible shot. 
4. what things are they bad at?
She doesn’t have the patience for art
5. what is their most impressive talent?
She can actually carry a tune quite nicely
B: Basics 1. what is their hair color?
Very dark brown, almost black 
2. what is their eye color?
Brown
3. how tall are they?
Five foot even
4. how old are they?
Almost 23
5. how much do they weigh?
uh
C: Comfort 1. how do they sit in a chair?
It depends.  If Klaus is in the room she sits with good posture, if not she has her legs folded up under her
2. in what position do they sleep?
With lots of pillows and wrapped around most of them. 
3. what is their ideal comfort day?
Wake up, shower, put pjs on, eat some breakfast, read most of the day, lunch, take a warm bath, read some more, nap, dinner, sleep
4. what is their major comfort food? why?
She loves warm chocolate chip cookies straight from the oven. They make her feel warm all over. 
5. who is the best at comforting them when down?
Probably Klaus or Bo 
D: Decoration 1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name?
I’m not sure if there is a stylistic name for it but its a mix of semi girly and minimalistic. 
2. how would they decorate their child’s room?
Probably similarly
3. how do they decorate their own room?
Still kinda girly, maybe a tad bit of what she would call messy
4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear?
Lots of sweaters. Put together comfyish but she knows how to dress fancy if she needs to. 
5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends?
Sometimes? She picks at her nails so they don’t get too long but she wears a little bit of makeup. She likes to watch videos on makeup but isn’t necissarily into it
E: External Personality 1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality?
She’s extremely meticulous in how she does things. Everything has an order to be done. 
2. do they do things that conform to the norm?
Internally? yes. Externally? not really?  
3. do they follow trends or do their own thing?
She likes to fit it
4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads?
Some of them
5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own?
She doesn’t pretend to be mysterious, but she’s not screaming her business at others either 
F: Fun 1. what do they do for fun?
She hangs out with Quinn, explored with Bo
2. what is their ideal party?
No party
3. who would they have the most fun with?
Quinn and Kenzie
4. can they have fun while conforming to rules?
Ofcourse she can
5. do they go out a lot?
Not really, no 
G: Gorgeous 1. what is their most attractive external feature?
Probably her smile 
2. what is the most attractive part of their personality?
She’s super friendly and laughs a lot 
3. what benefits come with being their friend?
Her dad is a vampire?
4. what parts of them do they like and dislike?
She likes her hair and her eyes, she doesn’t like her hands 
5. what parts of others do they envy?
She wishes she had Quinns focus and Kenzie’s curls 
H: Heat 1. do they rather a hot or cold room?
Klaus keeps the house fairly cold and she’s okay with that. She hates being too hot. 
2. do they prefer summer or winter?
Winter 
3. do they like the snow?
Eh
4. do they have a favorite summer activity?
Icecream!
5. do they have a favorite winter activity?
Walking in the snow when everything is silent 
I: In-the-closet 1. what is their sexuality?
Straight 
2. have they ever questioned their sexuality?
Not really, no
3. have they ever questioned their gender?
Nope
4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT?
Probably. He’s been around for hundreds of years, he’s seen it all. 
5. how long would/did it take for them to come out?
She’s straight. 
J: Joy 1. what makes them happy?
Dreamsicles, denim jackets that smell like whisky, wool winter coats and how they’re scratchy to touch, cooking with her dad, Jorie singing somewhere in the house, the satisfying sound a crossbow makes when you knock it, the smell of books old or new 
2. who makes them happy?
Bo, Quinn, Klaus 
3. are there any songs that bring them joy?
She likes anything upbeat
4. are they happy often?
Yes
5. what brings them the most joy in the world?
Cara and Bo 
K: Kill 1. have they ever thought about suicide?
NO! 
2. have they ever thought about homicide?
No
3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who?
Geezus lighten up 
4. who would miss them if they died?
Klaus, Bo...a lot of people
5. who would be happy they died, anyone?
Kai maybe 
L: Lemons 1. what is their favorite fruit?
Oranges
2. what is their least favorite fruit?
Red apples, she likes green and yellow 
3. are there any foods they hate?
Shellfish
4. do they have any food intolerances?
Shellfish
5. what is their favorite food?
When Klaus makes cajun food its just...-chef kiss-   He never eats it though......
M: Maternal 1. would they want a daughter or a son?
Either
2. how many children do they want?
Maybe just one
3. would they be a good parent?
Of ofcourse 
4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter?
Finn or Cara
5. would they adopt?
Probably. She was adopted, so why not 
N: Never Have I Ever 1. what would they never do?
Hurt someone intentionally
2. what have they never done that they want to do?
Write a book 
3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do?
Kill eachother
4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done?
Its hard to pick just once
5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do?
Fell in love 
O: Optimism 1. are they optimistic or pessimistic?
Optimistic
2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others?
Sometimes
3. are they good at giving advice?
Not at all, no
4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them?
Jorie probably
5. were they always optimistic?
Pretty much
P: Personality 1. what is their best personality trait?
She’s happy most of the time 
2. what is their worst personality trait?
She overthinks everything
3. what of their personality do others love?
She’s always willing to help
4. what of their personality do others envy?
I unno 
5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities?
She hates that Kai is such a douche. She doesn’t like that Klaus holds onto her so tightly
Q: Questions 1. do they ask for help?
When she needs it
2. do they ask questions in class?
Sometime
3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable?
Sometimes
4. do they ask weird questions?
Oh yes 
5. are they curious?
Almost to a fault 
R: Rules 1. do they follow rules?
Most of the time 
2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent?
In the middle?  She lets Cara be herself and learn on her own but also knows when to draw boundaries
3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule?
Oh yes 
4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking?
Not really
5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous?
Eh?  She thinks that some of the incovenience her but knows they are there for a reason
S: Streets 1. are they street-smart?
Lolno
2. would they give money to someone on the streets?
Probably
3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets?
Nah
4. has anything happened to them on the streets?
Everything from being tracked to almost being eaten
5. are they cautious when out?
She likes to think she is
T: Truth 1. are they honest?
Most of the time
2. can they tell if someone is lying?
If she knows them well enough 
3. is it obvious when they’re lying?
She will bite her lip or pick at her nails
4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about?
She probably should have been honest when she found out she was pregnant
5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will?
Not so far 
U: Underdog 1. have they been bullied?
A little 
2. have they bullied anyone?
No
3. have they been physically attacked by a bully?
No
4. have they ever been doubted?
Yes 
5. have they surprised people with being good at something?
Eh 
V: Vomit 1. do they vomit often?
She has a weak stomach
2. do they get lots of stomach aches?
Not really
3. are they good at comforting someone ill?
She has good bedside manner but as soon as someone starts extreting any sort of substance shes gonna puke
4. what do they like as far as comfort goes?
She likes to be held 
5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting?
What? 
W: Water
1. do they drink enough water?
Thats really all she drinks 
2. have they learned to swim?
Nope 
3. do they like to swim?
Nope 
4. can they dive?
Nope! 
5. can they swim without holding their nose?
Nope 
X: Xylophone 1. what is their favorite genre of music?
Folk probably
2. do they have a favorite song?
It changes 
3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer?
It also changes 
4. can they sing well?
Extremely
5. can they rap?
Lol no
Y: You 1. how old were you when you created them?
26
2. what inspired you to create them?
I dunno, we were making a different AU 
3. were they different when they were first created?
Nah 
4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters?
Shes easy to write but I wouldn’t say I like her better than Lilli or Adam 
5. what’s your favorite thing about them?
Shes so bubbly!
Z: Zebra 1. what’s their favorite animal?
Elephants
2. do they like animals?
Yes 
3. cats or dogs?
Doggos
4. what’s their dream pet?
All of them 
5. do they have any pets at the moment?
Does Bo count? 
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bitchinrobin · 5 years
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8 People I’d Like To Get To Know Better
I was tagged by @glcwingcyes and @ibreakthings ☺️
name: Erika
birthday: August 2nd
zodiac sign: leo sun, scorpio moon, rising gemini
height: 5’5” (i think????)
hobbies: photography!!! and overthinking
last song I listened to: D.R.E.A.M. by mileyyyy
favorite color: blue and yellow (thats orange but just pretend it’s yellow)
favorite books: i haven’t read in a hot minute so idk but if you have any recommendations pls lemme know!!!
last film I watched: Bridesmaids. pure cinematic excellence.
dream job: fashion photographer
meaning behind my url: nothing deep it’s just all i could come up with lol
Imma tagggg 🤔 hmmm @joemhazzello @strangest-hour @selfproclaimeddingus @robin-theglitterygay @stevesscoops @staticscreenwriting
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clown-bait · 6 years
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Paranormal Journeys Part 7 (Monster Roommate AU)
WOW I FINALLY DID IT. So I started a new job and things have been NUTS but this fic is not dead and I am determined to finish it. And dont you worry folks I’m a stubborn ass who does not quit. So here it is the next chapter. Leech gets tortured a bit and Penny visits an old friend. Hope you guys like it!
Ch 7 Mike Hanlon gets a Visitor
A screech echoed though the old barn of the former Hanlon sheep farm. Leech glanced furiously around the stall she was in. A moment ago she was full and happy then suddenly a cloth was pressed to her mouth and a bag over her head.
“WHO THE FUCK IS THE IDIOT THAT CHLOROFORMED ME!!” The vampire roared “CAUSE I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHO’S HEAD IM RIPPING OFF FIRST!”
Her head snapped in the direction of footsteps and she tried to charge with supernatural speed but felt a short chain attached to her neck snap tight. The nosferatu snapped her jaws in frustration.
“Ok guys get everything ready make sure the cameras are rolling and somebody wake up Chris.” Zander shouted as he approached the struggling vampire.
“Don't worry we’re going to help you.”
“BITCH THE ONLY HELP I NEED IS FINDING SPACE TO STORE YOUR LEFTOVERS!!” She snapped.
The ghost hunter pulled a cross from his coat and held it out at the nosferatu who began to hiss loud and sweat. He quickly put it away at her reaction.
“She's possessed all right, did you see how much she recoiled in terror? this is definitely a powerful demon were dealing with here”
“Demon?! Motherfucker I'm friends with demons, you wouldn't know a demon if it came up and bit you in the ass.” Leech spat and pulled on her chain.
“Note the foul language and denial. The creature that has ahold of her is definitely scared and trying to protect its self.”
“Protect myself from what? This shit show excuse of a reality tv exorcism? Tell ya what, if you free my hands i’ll spew pea soup at big boy over there and speak latin backwards. These shackles are tight as fuck can’t a girl get a little comfort?”
“Gosh its foul mouthed.” the bigger ghost hunter said to the team.
“Yeah thats how they are bro it's definitely going to try to provoke us. Whatever you do don't engage.” Zander said to his team mate while placing different items on a table
“You started it.” Leech mumbled. “What are those?”
“We're going to force you out of this poor girl.”
“AH! So its to be torture! I can cope with torture.” Leech flashed a cocky grin and wiggled her eyebrows expectantly.
“Did you…. steal that line from Princess Bride?” the bigger ghost hunter Rick asked her.
“Eeeyyy! Someone finally gets my references! And to think I was gonna eat this guy first!”
“RICK don't engage it!” Zander hissed
“Found our villain! Now tell me do you have six fingers on your left hand or am I gonna be calling you Humperdink”
“I think it was the right hand” Rick interjected
“Huh no shi-OW FUCK JESUS CHRIST!!!” Leech screamed as holy water was flung at her face by the lead ghost hunter. A cluster of painful burns began to bubble on her skin where the water had landed. “RUDE!”
“Silence demon!”
“I’M NOT A DEMON! GOD you are like the biggest edge lord! What’s next? You gonna start shouting bible verses too like they do in the movies?” she snarled as Chris walked in the room.
“Z I had the weirdest fucking dream.”
“Not now bro we’re doing the exorcism.”
“Yeah poorly. Bet you dickbags got all your training from bad horror movies and porn parodies.”
“Sheesh that thing is nasty” Chris winced
“Demon Dick 5?” the Rick asked as his companions glared at him in shock and annoyance.
“One of my favorites Rick. I like this guy have him do the exorcism!”
“We've already wasted enough time!” Zander shouted and picked up a book from the table he began to read a passage and Leech dramatically pretended to hiss and writhe her tongue lolling out of her mouth. “Hahaha Man oh man if Phil could hear you guys talking about him like this he'd be laughing with me just as hard! Shit wait somebody text him for me!”
“Why would we do that? Also who's phil?”
“Oh right, Phil is Satan we used to play poker together before my boyfriend banned it from the house. Not my doing for once lets get that clear.”
“Don't listen to a word its saying guys”
“Aw come on Humperdink let me just text my buddy once” her eyes flashed white over in Rick’s direction before being splashed with holy water once again. The nosferatu’s skin sizzled and steam rose from her burns. “J-just….text…LOL getting… a half assed….exorcism…hit send…. mph there.”
Chris glanced over to Rick who’s eyes had rolled up into his head he was holding her cellphone which just buzzed with a notification. “RICK SNAP OUT OF IT!” he shouted and turned to the grinning vampire pelting a rock at her face. “LET HIM GO”
Leech spat as the stone broke her nose and looked back up sticking her tongue out through the black ichor dripping down her face.
“CHRIS! Control yourself!” Zander shouted and Leech winked back at the two.
“Read it Ricky!” she smirked.
“I-it says R-O-F-L cant be there, at yoga getting this ass….its a picture of a goat and a woman’s back side” Rick’s eyes rolled back down and Leech vomited a small amount of black goo onto the barn floor. “Phew that took more out of me than I thought” she muttered and panted.
“RICK!”
“I'm sorry she did something to my head!”
“Ok but can you at least show the picture though?” the vampire asked looking up from her now bruising eye and nose.
“NO!” the other two ghost hunters turned and shouted.
“OH COME ON! I wanna see that booty”
“WOW this thing is terrible!” Chris glanced over at Zander who was prepping to try another round of bible verses.
“I know bro this is one of the nastiest ones we've dealt with! This is pure evil we’re dealing with here.” The lead ghost hunter clapped his friend on the shoulder reassuringly.
“Aww I'm blushing! you really mean it?!” the vampire shouted to them
“Bro hand me my rosary.”
“What are those? Anal beads? So you HAVE seen Demon Dick 5!”
Zander got close and began to shout “IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I COMMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF THIS WOMANS BODY”
“Hahaha that was totally a direct quote.” Leech laughed again but was cut short when the silver cross dangled in front of her face “FUCK GET IT AWAY!” She hissed and the ghost hunter dangled it closer to her. Leech could feel her skin burn with heat where it drew close. The ghost hunter threw another wave of holy water at her and she hissed in pain face turning skeletal for a second as her skin sizzled. “A-all right if were gonna get straight into the kinky stuff we should at least have a safe word. Mine’s usually Float.” she tried to joke through the pain. Her skin was on fire with the crucifix being so close.
“Z I don't think she's a demon” Rick said tugging on his leaders arm
“Rick I’ve been at this way longer than you I know a demon when I see one”
“Bullshit you're doing this all wrong. Plus Im not a demon I can prove it too if you hand me that orange.” Leech panted.
“I don't know Z this could be a trick” Chris said with worry.
“Look have you ever seen one do some of the shit she just did? Just hand her the orange”
“Fine Rick. Fine. We’ll humor you but if nothing happens we’re getting right back to the exorcism.”
Zander rolled the fruit over to the vampire who glared up at him from her knees “You gonna undo my hands so I can eat this?”
“No.”
“Weeeelllll fuck you then! So much for what’s left of my dignity.” she grumbled and bent down to the floor biting into the fruit as best she could to suck out the juice. “Ahm hoing to rerhet hiss ho huch…” she said while her fangs sunk in. Leech came up with a weak expression on her battered and burnt face looking nauseous and dizzy. “You're all gonna wanna stand back when I- HURK!” the vampire suddenly lurched forward and spewed out blood and guts onto the barn floor in an inhuman amount. She kept going for a solid five minutes until Leech was slumped over supported by the chain around her neck. “Huh, is that an engagement ring? Shit I need to chew my food.” she wheezed before emptying the rest of her stomach contents.
“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!” all three ghost hunters screamed in unison.
“Yeah lets see Pazuzu pull that shit!” Leech grinned declaring victory before shouting at some unknown force in the ground “YOU HERE THAT ZUZU I JUST OUT WEIRDED YOU! WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW BITCH!? PEA SOUP GOT NOTHING ON ME!”
“Zander! If this is not a demon then what the hell is she bro?” Chris turned to his leader in a panic
“Nosferatu.” a vaguely familiar female voice said walking into the barn “What you're dealing with is a nosferatu.”
leech sniffed the air and snarled in disgust.
“Fuck.”
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Somewhere in the town of Derry, Mike Hanlon was laying in his bed coming down from another high. It was time to turn in for the night but with all that had been going on the last couple days the librarian needed a fix…. just a quick one to calm the nerves. His night would be anything but calm when two glowing yellow eyes lit up his room like the obnoxious christmas lights his neighbors had set up.
“Mike” something whispered in the dark “Mike! Help us!” came another disembodied voice. He knew them all too well. The librarian sat up in his bed glancing around his room unaware of the creeping fingers clawing up his mattress. Burnt hands wrapped around the terrified man pinning him down while a disheveled looking monster from his childhood nightmares stepped into the moonlight.
“Thought you could trick me did ya Mikey? Thought you could fool Ol’Pennywise by taking what he loves most. Stupid boy! Stupid, stupid, stupid! No one fools me. no one.” the clown began his voice shaky and dangerous trying to mask the obvious panic behind it as he paced. The creature’s posture and gait reminded him of a nervous caged animal unpredictable and dangerous. Something was very wrong with IT.
“Y-you? W-hy are you here?” the librarian asked cautiously.
“TELL ME where she is SHEEP BOY. Tell Penny where his peachy is and he’ll make it much much quicker for you. Yes! A quick death or a slow one pick your path!” he snarled as Mike was trying to decide if he was still high.  
“A-are you real?”
“REAL? Real THIS ISNT REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU MIKEY?”
Mike’s stomach flip flopped in realization of the little reminder of all those years ago. IT had to be real and now IT was in his bedroom.
“Penny knows you need time, yes iIknow you haven't figured out that stupid reptile’s riddles. Don't you fret sheep boy I am just here for her this time. Bring her to me, bring me my mate and you can go back to trying to understand what mortals cannot.” IT was frantically babbling around his room pacing like a tiger in a small cage looking almost fearful its self. Mike remembered that look well the last emotion he saw on ITs face before it vanished down that hole. Something was very, very wrong.
“A mate? …You?!” he asked trying to keep the creature talking to piece the situation together as best he could.
The clown shot him an unamused look as if this was far from the first time someone has asked that. “Where is my Leechie!? I am the questioner here!”
“You're talking about Lucy right? Something’s happened to her?”
“Lucy… Lucy yes, yes her human name. Don’t play games sheep boy release her to me!” Pennywise snarled while he stalked beginning to impatiently kick things over and sniff items of clothing desperate for that sweet smell of blood and ashes.
“Even if I did know where she is, why would I help you?”
The clown roared and charged forward coming in close to the trapped man on the bed fangs bared long and needle like. IT spat in Mike’s face drool and bits of flesh hitting his skin as it spoke. Something was very off with IT more so than usual, as if possessed by some sort of ancient instinct overriding its usual demeanor.
“You want to stop me don't you? I’ll let you live Mikey! Yesss I’ll let you try! One free shot! Just give me my Peachy!” IT was bargaining now just like it did in the cistern 27 years ago. The clown must be desperate.
“I don't have her” the librarian spat back at the clown who snarled and grabbed his throat. Suddenly Mike felt searing pain in his mind as IT forcibly invaded his thoughts its eyes blackened on the edges pupils drifting off into different directions till he found what he was looking for and returned them to focus. IT’s face changed again from rage, to shock and finally to embarrassment. In IT’s hate fueled assault on its enemy IT had made a grave mistake. Mike had nothing to do with his precious mate. In fact all Pennywise had done was just reveal his greatest weakness to his greatest enemy. IT had messed up and it had messed up bad.
The clown released the librarian and awkwardly backed up off the bed eyes large and wide. Wordlessly, IT glanced over to Mike’s bedroom door and without breaking eye contact opened it while silently slinking out like a dog with its tail between its legs. The hands around the librarian vanished into smoke and everything became calm and quiet around him. “What the hell just happened?” he asked the empty void not expecting to get a response and not sure if he wanted one either.
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Pennywise returned to his home to find his…..friends? Seated on his couch awaiting the result of his hasty impromptu rescue mission. That, and they were probably mad that he tore Freddy’s head back off in rage. Even his cat seemed a bit upset with him.
“Well? Did you embarrass yourself?” Chucky asked him taking a drag from one of Leech’s joints.
“It…..it wasn't the librarian…” the clown muttered.
“Oh yeah he embarrassed himself.” Freddy laughed still applying a few more staples to his neck.
“Hey if Fangs doesn't come back can I use her room? Thinkin’ about making it into a nice man cave” Chucky boldly asked earning him a death glare from the distressed clown.
Penny snarled and shooed everyone away from his couch snatching up Church to absentmindedly pet as if the cat was a coping mechanism for his current state. What if she doesn't come back? There were emotions he was feeling he didn't think were possible. His new strange instinct to protect driving him to near insanity as he was currently in a constant war with himself to drive the feeling back. Nature and ego raged war inside the eldritch being.
His inner thoughts were interrupted when the door to Neibolt House creaked open the residents all took their leave except the owner who still sat on his couch stroking his cat not wanting to put any effort into this one.
“H-Hello?” a voice called out. “Uh clown? Pennywise?” Mike had never actually called the clown by name before it felt weird on his tongue.
Something appeared behind the librarian blocking his exit.
“What do you want” IT hissed low and in a whisper. Mike turned to see the god of fear its self looming behind him with a plump dirty grey cat tucked under its arm. The two stared at each other in hatred and confusion. The librarian looked at Church and back to the clown.
“Is that a cat?”
“Possibly..”
“Are you going to explain why you have it?”
“No.”
“….what the hell happened to you?” Mike whispered half to the clown half to himself.
“Why are you here?” pennywise snarled growing impatient.
“I cant believe I'm saying this but I'm here to….help.”
“YOU WHAT?!” the house shook with the inhuman roar released from Pennywise’s throat.
“LET ME EXPLAIN HOLD ON!” the librarian put his hands out in an attempt to calm the savage beast who had nearly thrown the animal in its arms.
“You have five seconds human before I tear out your eyes.”
“Look you want your…uh girlfriend or whatever she is back. I need more time to figure out how to kill you.”
“Is this a bargain?” the clown raised his eyebrow suspiciously.
“Whoever has her is most likely trying to get to you and will try to harm you as well. We both know all they will do is send you back to sleep and if that happens I can’t stop you and you lose the girl. I can help you get her back. I have a way into the farm, and I can distract whoever has her as a friendly face. Then we can go back to trying to kill each other, business as usual.”
The clown glared at mike with a fury that made the librarian tremble with fear. This had been a mistake he was going to die and everything will be ruined on this stupid risk.
“You dare assume I cannot solve my own problems sheep boy?? What’s to stop me from tearing you apart right now.”
“That.” Mike pointed behind the clown. Pennywise slowly turned to see a box with a balloon tied to it specifically just to mock him. The clowns eyes grew wide as he sniffed the air and saw the black ooze leaking out of the corner of the cardboard. With careful claws he opened the lid and peered inside letting out one of the most horrifying sounds Mike Hanlon had ever heard in his life. The box was thrown to the floor and an object rolled out of it. It was a cold pale finger tipped with a sharp feminine nail and the blood that leaked from it was black.
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Uh oh what did Leechie do this time? Poor clown be going NUTS over all this. Im so excited to do some frenemy shit with Pen and Mike like Ive been DYING to get here. Also its Leech’s turn to meet an old enemy. Wonder who it is?
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sergeantbabyface · 6 years
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Cartoon ask: 1: spongebob- what makes you happy? 2:steven universe- what inspires you? 3: OK! K.O- do you believe in yourself? 4:American Dad- do you believe in aliens? 5:bobs burgers- what gives you anxiety? 6: Clarence- last thing you ate? 7:ducktales 8:ghostbusters-... if so why? 9: futurama 10: freakazoid! 11: Kim possible 12: major lazer 13:milk Murphy’s law 14:rick and morty 15: South Park I would have typed more out but I ran out of room sorry :(
Spongebob Squarepants: What makes you happy?
some things! These days i’m super into monarch butterflies and sunflowers, and the colours orange and yellow. Aside from that, I like music and the long bus rides i take to work.
Steven Universe: What inspires you?
Geez, not a lot actually. My motivation is usually pretty low, but i like watching speedpaints and watching animation projects for ideas for storytelling/character design, which i suppose inspires me to draw. I get inspired to write poetry on my bus rides lol. If im looking for general life inspiration i talk to my boyfriend. he helps me figure out whats not so difficult to do.
OK! K.O: Do you believe in yourself?
Im cautiously optimistic! Its been a long work in progress really. Like, sure i believe in myself to improvise, i can improvise really well, but as for important stuff, like getting back to school or being able to sustain myself as an adult.. im not so sure.
American Dad: Do you believe in aliens? 
theres just too great probability, right?
Bob’s Burgers: What gives you anxiety? 
i dont like going into the kitchen or livingroom when other people are there, i cant look at the sky cause it makes me anxious that ill somehow fall off, uh, also mascots.
Clarence: Last thing you ate?
pepperoni stick, i think?
Ducktales: If you could go on an adventure, where would you go and what would you do?
The BF and i are planning a cross country road trip, and i mean, yeah theres not a ton to stop and look at in Canada besides the scenery but it will still be a lot of fun.
Ghostbusters: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes- i dont have any proof of my own, but my moms told me stories of ghost-like encounters shes had.. and my mom knows what shes talking about lol
Futurama: Would you rather travel to the past or future?
Assuming i’d be stuck there without being able to return to the present, i’d go to the future. past is such a sucky place, man.
Freakazoid!: Have you pretended to be someone you weren’t?
oh yeah, on omegle. i was notorious for being a 17yo Ryan. thats just the go-to. but it was omegle, everyone did.
Kim Possible: If you had to save the world, would you?
i mean i would try, if thats what youre asking lol
Major Lazer: Last song you listened to?
im listening to If I Had a Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies!
Milo Murphy’s Law: Most ironic thing that has ever happened to you?
nothing i can think of of the top of my head that is totally ironic, but i did find out that both me and my father stress-shop and havent graduated yet bc neither of us completed each others highschool equivalent of “life-skills class”
Rick and Morty: Do you believe in other dimensions and realities?
i mean i dont really believe that other realities are existing at the same time as ours, but conceptually, yes??
South Park: If you could live in any cartoon, what cartoon and why?
....so far steven universe, cause it doesnt look like they have to pay any rent or taxes
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vitaminhwang · 6 years
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cute ask tag~
i was tagged by @velvetjjks im so sorry this has been in my drafts for so long im so behind on tags but thank u for tagging me krystal <33
what’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum?
ok lately i’ve been screeching singing to young wings whatta bop 
what’s your favourite flowers / tree / plant?
pink roses / cherry blossom / i guess flowers are my fave plant lol
but i like a lot of other flowers but idk the names of them ;-;
favourite colours?
blue purple nd black
what do you always doodle?
i haven’t doodled in so long idek but in class i just scribble on the margins bc im a child 
how do you take your coffee / tea
i don’t drink coffee huehuehue nd tea i just drink it plain however they give it to me lol i know nothing
favourite candle scent?
i don’t use candles but i have a vanilla one that i never use lolol
what perfume do you wear?
berry scent ones!! one of my faves is a mix of berries nd another is a strawberry scent that i rlly love
what’s your go-to dance move when you’re alone?
if the song has choreo I BUST OUT IN DANCE hidrhidhfds if not i jus intensely pretend to sing while flapping my arms aroundifjdf
favourite quote?
i don’t really have a quote but these lyrics gimme a lot of strength:
Up until now you’ve already suffered many tests There’s not much to it, running through life is part of the process So don’t worry you are doing more than enough We are still young, this can’t be the end 
 - For You (3RACHA)
favourite self care routine(s)?
the combo of shower, facemask, fuzzy socks + movie dsfjdif
fuzzy socks or house slippers?
fuzzy socks are my religion
what colour are your eyes?
brown 
what’s your favourite eye colour on others?
one of my friends has like a grey-blue eye colour nd its so pretty but brown eyes are pretty too
favourite season? why?
fall!!!! i love seeing the leaves turn yellow orange and red!! the weather is so nice too like you only need a hoodie bc its not too cold and not too hot BUT ITS PERFECT!!!! plus all the outfits you wear are just rlly comfy nd having tims oof whatta time but its sad it only lasts like deadass tops 3 weeks!! 
cheek neck or nose kisses?
cheek i guess lol bye i would punch so fast my neck is rlly sensitive iehdfisf 
what does your happy place look like?
its raining nd im covered in blankets playing a video game or watching a movie with animals by my side :// 
did u hear that? that’s my heart breaking bc thats all i want sjdisfd
favourite breed of dog?
labrador!!
do you ever want to be married? if so, what colours would you pick for your wedding theme?
tbh i don’t really think abt it nd i don’t want to but who knows if it’ll change in the future. and i can’t decorate for shit so dsifif iDK MAN BUT I LIKE PASTEL BLUE ND PURPLE SO  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
cursive or print?
i like both??? im indecisive lmao both are nice!!
favourite weather?
rainy!!! i love rain so mucchhhh
im tagging: @supersaiyum @lglakgae @ggthydrangea @parkswoojin  @gazelleswrite nd SECRET VALENTINE U TOO BUD iefidsjf if u want to,, afterwards u can tag me in it when u reveal urself huehue :’)
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charlieism · 7 years
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1000 Followers Aesthetics
I’ve hit 1000 followers!! Ahh I’m so happy haha thank you so much thats so many people omg?? Ilysm?
To celebrate I decided to do some aesthetic blog rates and name aesthetics!  (if this flops lets pretend it never happened omg i just think its cool and pretty and would be fun for everyone)
For a blog rate, send me an ask with br then idk a random message or fact lol and I’ll rate your blog with what it reminds me of :)
Colour:  pastel pink | sky blue | dodie yellow | mint green | lavender | sunset orange | rose red
Season:  winter | spring | summer | autumn
Place:  the sea | mountains | city | space | forest | museum
Sound:  waves | rain | birds | piano | wind | laughter | chimes
Scent:  flowers | coffee | vanilla | cookies | fireworks | the ocean
Pretty things: fireworks | stars | flowers | rainbows | watercolour | snow | marble
Gemstone: Sapphire | Amethyst | Rose Quartz | Diamond | Emerald | Ruby | Opal 
Comments:
And for a name aesthetic, just send me your name and I’ll tell you the first things I think of when I hear it. You can do both!! Only rules are that you have to be following me (this small glittery piece of trash) 
Likes/Reblogs to boost are very welcome! (because i really dont want this to flop oops) And again thank you for so many followers omg :D
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bogb0ng · 7 years
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Excuse me ma'am, we're going to have to see you answer 1-100.
Yessir! 
1. I always have more milk than cereal! (i’m basically a child) 
2. I love the cold on my cheeks but 9i don’t like th burning sensation after too much 
3. Scraps of papers sometimes i just fold the page corner
4. I take my coffee with just creamer and my tea i take black! 
5. Absolutely not! i love my smile and i’m very happy 
6. i do! i have a cactus at home and I have an aloe plant in my dorm room 
7. not really thats a lot to remember 
8. I use poetry, drawings, and writing to express myself. sometimes song lyrics 
9. fun fact I hum all the time if you listen really closely! if im really comfortable i’ll sing 
10. I sleep on my Tum! also wrapped around a body pillow because i get lonely at night 
11. we don’t have any yet! 
12. PLUTO! (viva la pluto fuck you!) 
13. talking to my friend Hunter 
14. it’s probably your typical open concept brick warehouse type flat 
15. a shot glass filled with neutron star matter would weigh as much as mount everest! 
16. I really like cajun chicken fettuccini 
17. either blonde or ginger 
18. I used to pretend to be married to my best friend in kindergarten... i guess thats one 
19. I’ve been wanting to keep a journal for a while, but i just can’t 
20. oddly enough I really like deep brown/hazel eyes, but also blue!
21. sadly that bag was retired long ago after the straps broke years ago, but i had a green turtle backpack with spikes all over it! 
22. NOOOO I’m very much the person who convinces you to get back in bed and snuggle 
23. walk around pantsless eat yummy snacks, binge watch netflix and  play video games all day! 
24. Yes, but sadly she’s in Alberta and we rarely get to talk, but she knows everything 
25. oddly enough i trespassed into my cousins old property to hot tub. 
26. A pair of brown boots my mom bought me (they look like hiking boots) 
27. Spearmint!! 
28. sunset! because then i get to watch the moon rise 
29. they check up on me
30. yes. petrified 
31. I love really fuzzy socks! i sleep with them when my feet are cold (which is apparently always right now) i have tons of wool socks, but like 2-3 pairs of normal socks.
32. I’m like never awake past 2 am so i don’t have any stories im sorry!
33. I really like cupcakes!! 
34. I still have him!! I named it Bubby.. it kinda looks like a mouse crossed with a bear?? and it has this rattle inside it.. idk i still have it somewhere and i love it 
35. I love them! but i don’t buy them ever because my writing is very messy and I don’t have anyone to send my pretty stationary 
36. City and colour mostly
37. my rooms a mixture of messy and clean at times 
38. I hate rude people! especially when people fake not knowing who i am or ignoring me.... and petty people 
39. black... most of my wardrobe is black lol
40. I have a bracelet from pandora that i lost and never found..... I’m really sad because it had all these charms that were sentimental to me :( 
41. the new harry potter cursed child book!! I was so into it!
42. I don’t but i guess timmies is cool
43. no one. i watch the stars alone most nights because no one will with me 
44. actually i’m feeling serene and at peace right now for some reason! 
45. yes. but also no because they can lead me astray 
46. I’m not very good with puns sorry!!
47. any kind of animal testicles 
48. Heights and falling from them.... yes i’m still terrified 
49. I never actually bought a CD 
50. I collect teeth... like the metal ones i’ve made in lab! (i work in dental) 
51. Slow hands.... (don’t ask me why) 
52. hewwo (i hate and love it) 
53. LOVEEEEEE rocky horror is my fave
54. myself....
55. straight up chugged some hot sauce 
56. a heart of gold, a sweet smile, a good sense of humor and a sense of the world 
57. It makes me feel good and of course~! go hard or go home 
58. Julians the vodka (aunt) and Ash is the wine (mom) 
59.the lochness monster actually! 
60. Anything from Neil highborne 
61. an already owned batman figurine i gave to my brother when i was 5 and i received a selfie stick.... 
62. yeppers!! either orange juice or cranberry raspberry juice 
63. i just leave em be 
64. pitch black right now 
65.Yeah I’d love to see Devon tbh 
66. probably big yellow sunflowers because i’m happy rn 
67. I love them! i feel at home oddly
68. very cold and covered in snow. YAY CANADA
69. i actually don��t like board games i prefer card games! 
70. no and i dont wanna 
71. I really like a tea called sweet lime 
72. yesssss!!! 
73. i bite my nails when i’m extremely anxious 
74. lets see they’re very kind and caring. they care about me no matter what mood i’m in they don’t talk with me often, but i always feel safe when i talk to them. 
75. i have a golden retriever! his name is crash and he’s a goofball!! 
76. studying 
77. PINK! OMIGOSH!!!! 
78. hateeeee
79. told me i was cute
80. white :( no i didn’t get to choose 
81. the dark spot/circle where a knot used to stick out of a tree on a stained coffee table 
82. not the greatest, but i try 
83. everything from imagine dragons 
84.yess!!! i want tree rings and plants 
85. i used to! archie comics all the wayyyy
86. eh no
87. rocky horror, a clock work orange, lord of the rings
88. banksy i like a lot 
89. i was a lot more when i was younger, but i’m struggling since we butt heads from time to time it feels 
90. CN TOWER THAT IS ALL
91. scotland!! i want to see my heritage 
92. DROWN ER IN CHEESE 
93. hair in a bun or down in my messy curly mop 
94. chris was! 
95. i’m going on a halloween haunt friday night and studying the rest of the weekend!! 
96. procrastinateee lol i hate updates 
97. ISFP, Capricorn, Hufflepuff 
98. it’s been a long time, but i love hiking so much!! i love being alone in nature 
99. hunter, chris, robin, brendan, josh, katie
100. probably 5 years into the future? im always wondering what the future holds for me so  yeah! 
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brandonwayneb · 2 years
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corrupt cash cops pretend to be going door to door selling vaccumes, at “blood reef fucking” circle ⭕️ blood doors first. fucking squares & circles on peoples room doors before they confuse them when trying to speak to them, by foul shark shock vaccine 💉 & vacuum world class unlawful police activity techniques
world class police corruptions
“super soaker water guns”
“shark vacuumed”
“fat floor mat car pit bed mattress map pre pancake fucking days before systematically harassing “ti” targeted individuals again
“silver shooting”
“silver skin dipping”
“pancake blood circle door reef”
world class laws requirement update for all lives public press rights all lives.
“shark vacc systems”
corrupt cash cops pretend to be going door to door selling vaccumes, at “blood reef fucking” circle ⭕️ blood doors first. fucking squares & circles on peoples room doors before they confuse them when trying to speak to them, by foul shark shock vaccine 💉 & vacuum world class unlawful police activity techniques
world class police corruptions
“super soaker water guns”
“shark vacuumed”
“fat floor mat car pit bed mattress map pre pancake fucking days before systematically harassing “ti” targeted individuals again
“silver shooting”
“silver skin dipping”
“pancake blood circle door reef”
world class laws requirement update for all lives public press rights all lives.
"shark vacc systems"
"narc mark car lot park core
RIOT THORS PROTECT HOME DOORS CORRUPT CORE POPPING POP CORN CORRUPT COPS FRUIT ROLL UPPING FAGGOTS AND FAY TAG FATALITY TAG CHARACTER ASSASSINATION SLANDER CAMPAIGNS BYPRODUCTS ONSET "DUCK CAMPAIGN" "WAR CASES"
"MEN ARE DOING DEATH RACE, PLACE SHOE LACE A HOE WHOLE ACE ACE-STONE THROWING STONES EXPLODING MICROPHONES MEN MICRO FUCKING CHILDREN, AND THEN CLEARING RING WORM DOCKS WITH BLOOD FUCK REEF XMASS DOORS
i added some more exposure to corrupt police, the caps part is obviously more crazy, but thats also where they fuck one another
say “adoption rays”
“a drop in”
corrupt cops police fight there
“adoption agency”
“abortion agencies”
WORLD CLASS CORRUPT LOCATION WHITE CASH WASHING AT “ABORTION AGENCIES”
“COPS ADDING CORRUPT AGENTS & add GENETIC FUCKING CHILDREN”
SCREAM ADOPTION ALERTS!!!
SCREAM ABORTION ALERTS!!!
CORRUPTED POP CORN CASH COPS!! GOLDEN PISS POPPING YELLOW SICK CIRCLES
CASH GOLDEN CORN CROP REAPERS!!!!! FIELDS UNDRER ASSAULT BY CORRUPT COPS THAT FUCK CHILDREN AND THEIR MEN PUTTING BLOOD XMASS FUCK BODY CIRCLES ON CHRISTMAS BOXES AND DEATH ROW HALLWAY MURDERS WORLD INSANITY COP CORRUPTION ALERTS
THEY WANT TO FLIP SCRIPT ON “TARGETTED INDIVUDALS”
“TINY CODE FUCK A CHILD FROM TOE SUCKING ON YOUR OWN FOOT AT NIGHT BEFORE UNDERMINING THE LAWS PRETENDING THEY NEVER MET YOU BEFORE ASTRAL ASS TRIAL ASS TRY ALL ASS CORES OSCORES O SCORES WORLD LIFE SCREAM
insight "spiritual boon"
insight "spiritual revival"
IRISH PUB, BOOZE 🥃 WORLD WIDE PUBLICATION ALL LIVES MATTER
FAMILY OATH
FAMILY VOWS
FAMILY PROTECTION ANY HOWS
FAMILY PROTECTION ANY HOUSE
#irish #welsh #celtic #blm #french #spanish #hispanic #public #world #news #fairy
DISTINGUISH DIFFERENCES BETWEEN WHITE ON WHITE CRUSH BOARDS SURF BOARDS
"thats where bad men were putting peoples lives on clearance sales"
"black day tigers 🐅, was switched with stupid dead niggers"
wow.... i hope the world knows about that! doesn't appear that they do ...lol........ or every fucking black person in the entire world would immediately change their entire personal rights laws
orange cat
black cat
LOL only whites abuse those!!! KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR WHITE CORRUPTION IN ANY SERVICE ROLES! 24/7 POINT A PUBLIC SHARES, ALL LIVES MATTER
FIRE WEB SPIDER KEYBOARDS
GOD SCREAM BLESS SAINT CLAIRE 🙏🏽
THE FOREVER CLAIRVOYANT
SCREAM FREE JUSTICE FOR ALL LIVES FREE CLEAR CLAIRE!!!!
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I just want to start off by saying that this is probably something you wont read and will probably scroll past. I want one person and his friends (all of cc) to read this and know how much they have helped me.
I have had a horrible week even though it only just started.
It technically started last monday but the worst of it arrived yesterday.
Last week I had a surgery on my ear (I had a hole in my ear drum causing hearing loss)
After the surgery I woke up wearing this ugly stupid red headband that I could tell would get annoying.
People thought it was normal, fashionable until I said its from surgery.
First few days were fine, my sleeping schedule on the other hand not so great.
I slept all day and stayed up all night until I went back to school.
I tried to fix that but it got worse until I was awake for two whole days with 0 hours of sleep. Then the next day, the next, the next, until it got to the fifth day.
I have had 6 hours of sleep over the past 5 days. I googled insomnia because a few people said that I might have that.
Insomnia can occur from several things, those of mine would be depression and anxiety.
I am technically not a senior because I dont have enough credits to qualify in the state of Texas.
Thats already stressful. Comes the first day of school my teacher who has been helping me with my learning disabilities told me I would have to work my ass off to get those credits in only a few short months.
Professional communications, we must present a poem about color. I thought of my poem abd I thought it was great!
Red is the first color of the rainbow
Orange is an orange
Yellow as yellow as the banana bus
Green, well those are peas
Blue mens group and blues clues too!
Beautiful indigo night skies
Violet, now where is she?
The more you know
That was my poem.
Then I got scared and almost didn't present it but I did and the look the teacher had on her face made it clear, she didnt like it.
Those cause my stress.
My depression oh boy,
Being bullied because of what I look like. People staring and pointing at me before the laugh while going down the hall to our next class. Thats all im seeing. Judgement.
Boys. Oh lord, I told my crush how I felt. I wrote it on the notebook app on my phone.
I sent it to my two close friends so they can see it before I send it (all of us girls do that)
They told me to send it but I was honestly scared and kept thinking "he doesn't like you who are you kidding. You know whats gonna happen. Stop. Trying." But I sent it and was shaking because I was so scared. I have never been so honest to a guy like that before, its scary!
Being the mofo sweet thing he is he said he thought it was cute and sweet.
Since I didn't have the guts to ask him how he felt about that, I asked my friend Faith to ask him.
He thought it was sweet and cute that I was so up front and honest about how I felt towards him (those werent the exact words, I understood what he meant anyways." But then the next like read "but I dont like anyone at the moment."
That was not the response I was wanting.
He two of my friends felt bad and told me not to worry but all I said is that it has happened to me many times before and Im used to it by now. Truth is Im not.
This guy I like really is the nicest guys I know. He is in the cooler group of people unlike me yet he still listens and read my insanly long paragraphs of me venting, only to respond with something that will make me feel better. All these other guys at our school pretend to be nice at first and then unmask their true self. "Fuqbois" I honestly thought he wad going to be like that but he is still here helping me out today. He makes me laugh in class by being a doofus *no joke, actually pauses typing session to open his snapchat- and actually bringing Shelby, Samar, Faith and us closer together. Yeah it annoys me when he sends me selfies and not say anything or start a conversation and even when I try he just doesnt talk (heckin turd) but I mean hey, he still helps me.
I will admit I felt worthless and unwanted but my two friends, immediately started to message me telling me its okay and trying to cheer me up. It didnt work.
I couldnt talk to him, I was too embarrassed. I talked to my new friend Matthew and he was telling me his story about how he was nothing to what he is now, a huge fuckin ladies man, guys ask him how he did it. He really tried just as much as the girls did but it didnt work.
I talked to my friend L (I know your name Latrice, just want to hurry sorry boo). She immediately knew something wad wrong and tried to help. I decided I just wanted some time alone so I asked "when I get back, can you send me a bunch of pictures of my man Brett?" And she said she would.
I didnt really get any alone time as all my friends kept texting me but I didnt want them to know and start to worry. I only talked to a few of my older girlfriends (going back since 7th grade) Bailey and my other friend Dani (queen) and my friend who was also by my friend Sakib (he introudced me to bre my bitch ass dork), Kate and Sakib were always there when I needed someone or something. Since my freshman year. They graduated as class of 2017 at Central, leaving me and a bunch of us behind. Kate helped me feel better but we didnt talk much. Bre was acting like a mom, I said I was so embarrassed and she said it wasnt embarrassing. How is that not embarrassing? "Because I said so" she made me feel better a bit more.
Bailey, she said I should respect that about him and I agreed. I said I hated couples besides her and her boyfriend Cody.
Her- I wish Cody had friends, I would set you up
Me- me too WAIT OMG "I wish Cody had friends" THE SHADE IS FEELING NICE OVER HERE!
Dani, my beautiful Queen oh my goodness! You already went through a horrible loss today and I wasnt there for you like I should have. I told her I always mess things up and ruin everything. -again gets on snapchat because Erick the cuck asked me a quetion and I answered and then he like died or something, gets distracted amd realizes that Jakob from cc opened my message and then gets on instagram to tell L and let her know Im still writing this, remembers Jakob, freaks out again, looks at notifcations and sees that my famdog Matt (super awesome one I talked about) changed his profile picture so I go check it out realized I was supposed to be typing this and comes back here to remember I need to go to the conversation I had with Dani earlier to put her quote- "its just people who need to learn to see whats so great and its right in front of them." That made me feel better.
I go back to instagram and ask for the pictures of Brett. They instantly make me smile. I dm her because I can connect with her on a certain level with certain things, I tell her I sent a note to Jakob and that I hope he reads it. I took a screenshot and sent to L who said it was so sweet. While typing that letter to Jakob, I had realized the reason Im still here and who I am now than who I was just two weeks ago and I began to cry. I had just realized that Brett has made me smile so much and made me laugh and giggle. He may not know it but he saved my life. Im in a group chat with L and Sam. The chat is called the Slaughter Club. We had met from a post Sam had put up saying she wants to make a gc with a bunch of cc fans and just have an awesome time. Im so glad I hit that comment button and asked to be in the group. Over a day after, we realized I was the oldest, Sam being the youngest and we kinda let her choose lol. Brett is the older one of the group, I was called the Brett of sc. Trevor being the youngest of cc, Sam being the Trevor of sc, L, she chose Aleks. So Aleks of sc she was. They would get great pictures of the guy of cc and I never saw good ones so I asked where, they brought me here. Since being in this group chat and being the adult in certain situations (also weird fact, whenever Im not there, shit happens like idek. Same with Brett with cc.) Brett has inspired me in so many ways and I know I will never have the chance to ever in any way tell him, this is how Im telling him how he saved me. Really, all I want is that the Cow Chop crew read this and know how much they mean to me. I have a feeling that I know they will never see this (especially Brett) but Im going to put this out there in the hopes he will. Thats what I want from this. I know its all stupid but the CC crew really have brought together an amazing group of friends who I love so much and want to thank for always being there. Thank you. -Caroline Hope Powell
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Tagged by @agirlnameded and i havent done one o these in a WHILE MAN
Rules: answer the questions and tag blogs you’d like to know better.
Sign: Taurus
Height: 5'1 
Last thing googled: Perona. For outfit reference
Favorite music artist: man i am so out of touch with music. Can i still say Yellowcard? Its still 2006, right?
Last TV show watched: the Bachelor only because LOOK GUYS I DONT HAVE CABLE AND I AM FORCIBLY SUBJECTED TO IT AT WORK
When did I create my blog: aug...2014? I think? after a accidently deleted my old one. i still mourn the loss
What kind of stuff do I post about: Gay pirates,one piece, various animoodles,cats
Do I have any other blogs: @mugiwarasin thats been pretty inactive for a while idk have been in the PORN mood much?
Do I get asks regularly: I get a few here and there, mostly when I do draw requests tho!
Why did I choose my url: its p self explanatory LOL
Gender: female (cis)
Pokemon Team: INSTINCT
Favorite colors: orange, but not like obnoxious orange. like soft sunset orange or burnt fall orange. Or the purple/yellow colour combo (AKA WEDDING COLOURS AAAAYYYYYEEE)
Average hours of sleep: either 3 or 14
Favorite characters: Usopp, Shiro, otaBABE, lets let krillen in on the list too (its mostly bc im jealous of his hot android wife. gj little man)
Dream job: man IDEFK anymore. I used to have like. dreams and aspirations and fucking direction but the last couple years I dont even really have a place id like to be.  TOOO LAZY TO TAG JUST PRETEND I TAGGED YOU?
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