#pretending to be you

[transskywardsword]

zelda, waking up in a puddle of blood with link's horse eating her hair: get in loser, we're finding dragons

#pretending to be you

[julius-caeser]

Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.

#ides of march #julius caesar #caesar #ancient rome #brutus #gaius julius caesar #roman history #rome #roleplay #yeah similar to last year but you try being a uni student pretending to be julius caesar for the 5th year in a row

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

#you go upstairs to hear the news talk about the death toll hitting 100k. you get some frozen waffles bc its all you've got stocked up #and you wont risk going to get groceries or takeout. you go back downstairs because you have a 3 page essay due. #you stare at your word doc with lofi playing and wonder why you can't just buckle down and work like normal. #or really. you pretend to wonder #because you know the reason you cant work like normal #you just refuse to allow yourself to believe its reason enough #mine #academia #covid mention

[milkinawineglass]

getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children

#transgender #transmasc #ftm #quinn speaks #if you saw this on discord pretend like you’re seeing it for the first time ok? thanks

[beebfreeb]

#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly. #My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed. #My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman'' #''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job'' #Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind. #(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)

[amalgamezz]

ALT

#aromantic #actually aromantic #aro #aro pride #love loses #good job everyone. im so proud of us <2 #edit (12/31): also pls do not quote 'not all loves are romantic/sexual' at me #1. aros have always been the first to dissect the definition of love. we are likely to know that before you. #2. are we gonna keep pretending that aros aint only an afterthought to the 'love wins' and 'love is love' crowds. #3. im loveless aro. i do not care for love whether its romantic platonic or familial etc etc. #one can do good w love. one can also do evil w love. love =/= morals. stop acting like it is.

[redsray]

i think one of my favourite parts about the "Jason has an army of kids in Crime Alley that will do anything to protect their protector" HC is that they absolutely would inherit all of his 'little shit' traits. they'd throw the other Bats off course on purpose. Dick, trying to find Jay: Have you seen Hood, by any chance? Kid: Sure I did. 'e's gone to the ice-cream store down in th'Narrows. He buys us ice-cream, sometimes. Dick: okay, thanks kid! (backflips away) Dick: Dick: there's no ice-cream store near the Narrows. Tim, just walking by Crime Alley: The kids, throwing rocks at him while Jason watches in amusement:

#batfam #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #they'd also put stickers on his helmet sometimes #he pretends not to know #he's just as intimidating w them i promise you #dick: do u get along with jason kiddos #tim: no they bit my ankles once. they're funny tho #tim drake

[readerconfused]

Mr D insisting that Percy's name is Peter and immediately afterwards yelling at the demigods to get the hell out of the camp I LOVE THIS GOD

#“are you still here?” D love you should be pretending you don't care about him #Dionysus i will be by your side always #f ck Zeus let me get D wine #the way a war happened and nothing shook him fills me with hope #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians spoilers #pjo #mr d pjo

[eastgaysian]

me when i dont know anything about feminism in rok

#like I dont think i have a lot of business talking about it bc i'm not super informed. #but you do just have to be stupid to pretend there's not rampant transphobia involved in rok feminist movements

[daftmooncretin]

my absolute favourite thing about the kirk and spock dynamic is that the whole time you’re watching the show spock is gaslighting you into thinking that kirk is this loose canon and spock is paragon of logic keeping his captain on the straight and narrow when its very clearly the other way round. aside from being turned on by everyone and fighting like an old-timey boxer…. kirk is just like.. quite a logical, stable guy. like yeah he rules with his emotions but he’s rarely reckless or erratic, even in situations of immense pressure he’s always calm and measured. sure kirk is unhinged and insane, but we knew that right off the bat. spock on the other hand tries to hide how insanely balls to the walls crazy he is by standing next to jim and hiding all his derangement with logic. i think the reason bones beefs with spock so much because he is the only one who has noticed that spock is an absolutely unhinged individual. (jim is too busy doodling <3 mr jim spock <3 all over his briefings to notice)

#remember that time spock mutinied and pretended to be jim lmao #hes so girl math #and kirk was like lmao fair enough love you while bones just stood there like MUTINY??? #we know that bones is the only thing keeping that ship afloat at this point lmao #star trek #star trek tos #spock #kirk #bones mccoy #jim kirk #james t kirk #spirk #tos

[ddejavvu]

Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

#you’re so welcome to your opinions but like #if you just vehemently loathe all pet names then what are we supposed to do #and it wasn’t like one person said honey one person said baby etc #it was like EVERYONE said EVERY pet name all at once #whatever it makes me nauseous to think that everyone has this secret vendetta against pet names so I’m just #going to pretend I never saw it and hope no one feels compelled to unfollow at the sight of ‘sweetheart’

[transskywardsword]

Wanted to show some character interactions that got cut from the finished chapter! this was supposed to be after nayru and zelda talk in chapt. 20, but it didn't fit, so it got slashed. so enjoy some Ere and Zelda being friends and adorable together!

Zelda shivered in the Forgotten Temple's stale air. Her snowquil tunic was far too heavy to bother with in the slight chill, but she couldn't help the icy feeling in her gut. Outside, the gloom rain continued to fall.

"Are you... okay?"

Zelda didn't look away from the crumbling entrance of the Temple. Somewhere, deep, deep below, hidden behind the fallen statue of Hylia, Sayuri slumbered, finally at peace now that her instructions had been given, able to sleep eternally with her sister and niece. Hopefully, Rauru was at peace with his family as well, if Zonai were permitted into the Sacred Relm. Zelda wasn't sure about that, and frankly, at the moment she didn't care much as she sat, inches away from searing gloom, watching it drip from scarlet clouds onto the dusty ground of the canyon. If she squinted, she could pretend it was blood.

Blood like-- like--

Zelda squeezed her eyes shut, forcing the thought away. Link was fine. Link was a hundred thousand years in the past, but he was fine, and most certainly not a dragon with a sword sticking out of his head. Sayuri was a crazy old woman and Link was fine.

Ere took another hesitant step closer, shifting her wait awkwardly. "Wanna, uh, get away from the skin-fryin' rain?"

Zelda grunted.

"You're shaking. Just, come on back, alright?"

" 'M fine."

"... Okay."

Zelda knew she shouldn't turn her back on the (ex?) Yiga, but she was confident the sage's Vows would skewer Ere long, long before the woman managed to stick a demon carver in her back. Instead, the woman inched forwards and sat beside Zelda, a careful foot or so of space between them.

"What." Zelda grunted.

"You got any food in that fancy slate?"

"It's a pad. Not a slate. That one belongs to Link."

"Well that's good, right? Wherever he is, he's got his fancy slate."

"Nope. Broke it."

"B-- how do you break Sheikah tech? I don't know how much time you spent digging around that stuff, but as someone raised with it, it's pretty damn unbreakable."

"Diving accident. He hit a cliff."

"He. He what."

"Hit a cliff."

Ere blinked, then snorted, shaking her head. She was surprisingly expressive-- or maybe not so surprising, given she spent her life behind a mask.

"Do you-- excuse me for asking, but did you ever take the mask off?"

Ere cocked her head. "The Yiga mask?"

"Yeah."

"Of course. Those banana's gotta go somewhere."

"So that's real? You really eat all that?"

"Of course! Banana's are wonderful. Truly a blessing from above."

"You're gonna die of potassium poisoning."

"You just haven't had my fried bananas with candied cool safflina. Gives that perfect surge of power with a hint of cooling energy for a hot day."

"I'll admit, I've never really eaten banana."

"What!?" Ere grabbed her shoulder, and Zelda's hand was on the Master Sword's hilt in an instant.

"Shit!" Ere yelped, jerking back from the blade. "I'm sorry-- it was a friendship grab! I swear! Not a murder grab!"

Zelda didn't lower Fi, eyeing Ere's empty hands, raised in surrender. "Murder grab?"

"You know! A grab for murder!"

Zelda couldn't help it. Maybe it was the exhaustion of speaking with Nayru, or the information overload with Sayuri, or the nameless desperate emotion that had clung to her since she learned of dragonification, but instead of telling Ere off, Zelda laughed.

Ere looked at her like she'd grown a second head.

"I have--" Zelda choaked out between wheezes "A portable cooking pot, and some overripe bananas. Can you make me something?"

Ere grinned, holding out her hand for the pad. "Consider it done."

#pretending to be you

[imsodamntired]

they both ended their episodes with "wish i had a friend" and i havent been sane ever since

#secret life #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #desert duo #secret life spoilers #trafficblr #also i forgot Scar's blue thingy but pretend you didnt notice that

[seancefemme]

yeah well you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

#they're both thinking that about the other btw #funky bar on mirrorball island frequenters #one piece #one piece live action #opla #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #zosan #one piece fanart #by now you know i love when men argue and fight and hate each other <3 #pretend like this isn't rushed and that the shoes don't look horrendous I have absolutely no time :(((( #mine #my art

[lover-of-mine]

#husband behavior

#911 #buddie #911edit #911 spoilers #buddieedit #911verse #911 abc #911 on fox #911 fox #evan buckley #eddie diaz #my edit #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #usercam #eddie do be tapping #lol #1k #2k #3k

[damianbugs]

i got an ao3 comment a while ago saying how it was "uncomfortable" and "out of character" for bruce to use terms of endearment and nicknames towards his kids in fics. which proves to me that some people have truly rotted minds, but also that you've never picked up a batman comic. so, here are some nice panels that show it is very much in character.

sweetheart:

Batman (1940) #452

honey:

Batman (1940) #318 & Batman/Grendel (1993) #2

little one:

Batman and Robin (2011) #22

lad:

Detective Comics (1937) #573 & #574

chum:

Detective Comics (1937) #570 & Superman Annual (1985) #11

good boy:

Robin & Batman (2021) #3

#you dont have to love batman #but you shouldn't pretend to know his character and lie about it to justify that #currently reading many batman comics and coincidentally theyre all focused on him saving children #might post a collection of those panels once im done #bruce wayne #batman #saki comic talks