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almostdeath · 4 months

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Thinking about how powerful Quackity would be...if he would have Glatt on his side.

In "Haunted Mansion" episode we saw the power that Glatt has. Just imagine him being able to control everything in the casino. They would be an actual power couple.

At the same time. Glatt, in comparison to Schlatt, seemed to be way more open about his feelings and seemed to show interest in Quackity and remember their relationship. So even if at first Quackity would keep him on a short leash, it would be interesting to see the development of that relationship.

(Plus...Dream would be kinda fucked...like...Quackity has a spirit on his side. And Glatt seems to not be as naive as Ghostbur despite having the same vibe of only good memories.)

Imagine the first kiss in those conditions though. A few months passing, Quackity having some new grand opening and Glatt giving him a toothed smile, asking if he wants a good luck kiss. The duck rolling his eyes, adjusting his beanie, saying a confident "I don't need luck." Before stepping towards the ghost, grabbing him by the turtleneck of the sweater beneath the blazer and pulling him into a kiss before pushing him back and walking off...

#dream smp #dsmp #jschlatt #schlatt #schlackity #pumpkinduo #pumpkin husbands #quackity #glatt

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brett-is-afraid · 2 years

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Quackity being unable to let go of the idea of marriage. Ever since he was young, he dreamed a about the princes and knights he would always read about. About finding his own one day.

Eret being the first and most literal. Literal royalty that wanted him by their side. But eventually, Eret's engagement ring to him found its way onto a chain that he kept around his neck.

And then there was Schlatt who was as charming and charismatic as any prince he had ever read about. Someone who was meant to rule. Someone who was gone as quickly as he was there, becoming nothing more than another ring on Quackity's chain.

But then came Karl and Sapnap. The bravest, fiercest people he knew when it came to love. The people who picked him up and rescued him like he was every damsel from his stories. They gradually faded away and this time, it took the longest for him.

Matching rings stayed on his trembling fingers even long after he felt rejected from Kinoko, locked out of the Kingdom that was supposed to be their home.

But over time, his hands would steady and his heart would curl in on itself, creating a protective shell around it. And as Quackity added two more rings to the chain around his neck, heavy as a hangman's knot making it hard to breathe, he swore the only rings that would ever again grace his fingers would be his own.

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masterprocrastiwriter · 6 months

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Listening to Lana Del Rey lately makes me think of Quackity and Schlatt and their lavish lifestyle in a reimagined version of Las Nevadas. The parties, diamonds, drugs, and the like. Some of her songs fit them so well, one of those being Cinnamon Girl off of NFR. Reading its lyrics makes me picture Quackity and Schlatt on opposing sofas in a small smoking room with one side being a full window pane wall overlooking the beauty of Las Nevadas, Q gazing over Schlatt, who was suited in a black blazer and crimson dress shirt with a gold feather pendant on his neck, sprawled across the furniture drunk and asleep with a hand dangling around the neck of a half-drank whiskey.

Quackity would be in his silver gown glistening more than champagne ever could, freshly high and pondering of their sexual affair and desiring things beyond that, wishing to Schlatt that he would stop keeping him at a distance through alcohol, cigarettes, pills, or powder, and instead further embrace Quackity wholeheartedly, which in their sober minds they'd think it's ridiculous and impossible. Besides that, sex was one of the ways for them to cope with the pains that haunt them throughout their lives, but for once he wanted to find another way to cope or rather to ease his bruised and troubled soul with a mere embrace, something he never thought he'd yearn so badly for Schlatt to do.

Just because at the moment Quackity strongly wondered, 'would we be better had we become more than what we are now?' He doesn't want to feel orgasm, he wants to feel a love that's just as physical; whilst stoned, such feeling is of desperation heavy to the chest. It's that desire to be touched, gentle and delicate, for the sake of doing so or as a subtle confession. That desire to be held in his beloved's arms without it proceeding to harm or fucking but just to thaw the ice that walled his self in aching cold. That desire to be acknowledged less as a hole to fill and more as the one who's been there for someone else. He could only imagine how good that must be.

#schlackity #pumpkinduo #dsmp #pumpkin husbands #schlackity rant bc many songs across lana's discography really fits this pair #and cinnamon girl #ugh appreciation it might make me fall in love with pumpkinduo all over again

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kittietoof · 2 years

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jealousy

#tap for better quality!#dream smp #c! quackity #c!schlatt #pumpkinduo #pumpkin husbands #schlackity #c!wilbur

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one-strugling-bean · 2 years

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Folllowing the headcanon that Glatt starts hauting Las Nevadas after his bet with Quackity-

(In case it isn’t obvious, im talking about the characters here, okay)

I just love picturing him becoming super into Quackity and following him around like a dog with a bone.

I mean, Quackity has changed a lot from the man Glatt remembers. Now he sports an ugly scar and carries a big, bloody ax around (a weapon he is not at all hesitant to use anymore). He takes shit from no one and does not hesitate to fight for what he wants. Now, Quackity has the aura of a powerful, feared man and certainly carries himself like so.

Needless to say, Glatt is 100% fascinated with him.

With the memories from his past life pretty skewed and his common sense thrown out the window (since he’s a ghost and all), it’s really easy for Glatt to just start following Quackity everywhere, acting like a weird fusion between a dedicated housewife, a crazy fangirl and a dog.

Offers to help Quackity with his morning routine, to dress him, make him breakfast (even though he doesn’t know how to cook), bring him things, relay any messages Quackity might have to other Las Nevadas members, go perform espionage whenever and wherever the duck might want (even though he can’t really go many places, because sun).

All the while, of course, singing praises about his sugar pumpkin, his big strong husband.

How amazing Quackity is, how cool and calculating he is, how he’s such a competent leader, and Las Nevadas is too lucky to have him.

(There are also a bunch of suggestive innuendos shamelessly thrown around at all times, because it's still Schlatt, but I’m not too good with those so I’ll just let you imagine them.)

Basically, just throw your view of Schlatt in a romantic relationship out the window and imagine he's a glorified puppy, or a housewife from the 60's (except from the, ya know, being cute or actually taking care of the house parts)

And, to shorten Quackity’s reactions to all this crap (otherwise I’d never finish this post), let’s just say, as I’m sure you can imagine, the duck man is very, very much, unamused.

(Although I do like to imagine that sometimes he does let Glatt do certain things for him, if just for the rush of power he gets over having Schlatt (technically Glatt, but you know what I mean) of all people obeying his orders and serving him.)

Quackity tries to force the ghost to leave him alone for some time but Glatt is just really persistent

So eventually he just accepts the ghost isn't going away and tries to make use of him instead

It's pretty hard, because Glatt's memory is as volatile and his personality and so it's really hard for Glatt to learn anything that sticks but they make due

Whatever solutions Quackity finds for Glatt, I don't know about them

But imagining Glatt working under Quackity as the duck's well-behaved guard dog and prrsonal servant is really entertaining to me

Kinda like karma, ya know?

TL;DR: Glatt becomes Las Nevadas's resident (un)friendly ghost and makes Quackity rethink his life choices for the 3064th time :D

(these headcanons have definitely been discussed before. Im not saying anything new, but i needed to write it down somewhere.)

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valeron99 · 7 months

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- Trick or treat, dear boy?

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storytellerofuntoldlegends · 7 months

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the flower ranchers energy is something else this season. they hate each other but also can't get enough of each other. tango's scathing "it's you" to scott at the beginning but his teasing "pumpkin boy" towards him in the last session. scott generally being a menace to jimmy but also trying to help him make a guess on tango's task. jimmy rushing to defend tango and trying to say scott was making things up (and then also the teasing/crooning way he went "he's gone shy, tango!" to scott HELLO??) meanwhile tango was absolutely cackling on the inside bc scott was right and jimmy wasn't getting it.

idk i need to examine that trio under a microscope bc we've never really seen those three properly interact and this is what we get??? /pos

#mcyt #secret life #flower ranchers #flower husbands #team ranchers #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #idk what's going on between those three but they should kiss about it maybe #you put some ex husbands and ex soulmates in the near vicinity of each other and you get this i guess #i also cant stop rotating the way tango called scott 'pumpkin boy'#it was such a blink and youll miss it thing #but it was both so teasing and so fond #AND JIMMY?? WITH THE SHY COMMENT????#where did that rizz come from jimothy

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petalsiren · 6 months

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decided to post this as a standalone too now

this doodle is based of @storytellerofuntoldlegends's post about what flower ranchers dynamic we've canonically gotten from session 3, but i tweaked it a bit, because im insane mostly about the very lines that are placed in this doodle

#trafficshipping #snowbugs #flower ranchers #flower husbands #solidaritek #theyre homos #“pumpkin boy” haunts my EVERY WAKING MOMENT SAVE ME #petalart

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sasanka-27 · 8 months

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suptober day 4 - nimbus 💫

#i was exciteeed for this one because i could play with my highlight brushes yayy #spn fanart #castiel #castiel fanart #spn #suptober23 #my art #sasanka27 art #isnt it funny how i claim im dean girl and keep drawing cas he is my special pumpkin i guess its always like this #i focus on one character and then bam i am distracted by his husband must be almost thursday #nimbus i hope i got u right #did anyone guess the triangle thing #is tajt angel blade to the heart? oh it iss

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yvesribastudio · 7 months

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It's the Great Plan, Charlie Brown!

Happy Halloween! Enjoy a little Good Omens fun based on the beloved Peanuts TV special, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" In the story, Linus unwaveringly believes in the existence of the Great Pumpkin, who rises out of the Most Sincere Pumpkin Patch on Halloween night to bring treats to kids.

Linus convinces Sally, Charlie Brown's little sister (who has a massive crush on him) to join him in the local pumpkin patch and wait for the Great Pumpkin. When the GP doesn't show, Sally goes on a huge tirade about how she wasted her time waiting in that pumpkin patch when she could have been out trick or treating. You can watch Sally's tirade here. Even Crowley can't match her bitter fury.

Elements of this scene, especially the expressions of the original characters in this moment, reminded me so much of Aziraphale and Crowley in the Bandstand scene from S1 that I knew I had to turn it into Good Omens. I had a lot of fun reimagining this, from the changes in character design, to the play on words with Great Pumpkin and Great Plan.

Peanuts characters seem simple enough to draw. However, they are not. Charles Schulz' line art includes very specific angles and shapes that would take a lot of practice to master. Therefore my image is traced from a still drawing by Charles Schulz from the original TV show.

#goodomens #good omens #good omens fanart #goodomensfanart #crowleyxaziraphale #aziraphalexcrowley #ineffable husbands #ineffablehusbands #ineffablehusbandsfanart #halloween2023 #halloween 2023 #spookyseason #great pumpkin #the great pumpkin #the great plan

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noobsydraws · 2 years

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'Tis the season

#Good omens #Crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #fanart #Good omens fanart #Pumpkin spice

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almostdeath · 3 months

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Schlatt: That was so hot, Quackity.

Quackity: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Schlatt: I'm so in love with you.

#dream smp #dsmp #jschlatt #schlatt #schlackity #pumpkinduo #pumpkin husbands #quackity #incorrect quotes #schlatts love language is violence #Las Nevadas #I want to believe that this would be the dynamic between them #let me dream and be in denial #or i will remind you about Wilbur being attracted to animals...canonically...god...let me forget...

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brett-is-afraid · 2 years

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Schlatt: I'm the man of this house, Alex. I work hard every day to provide for this family. And as the man of the house, I command you to give me permission to go out today.

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masterprocrastiwriter · 2 years

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What if Schlatt was alive and his relationship with Quackity got fixed by the time Quackity already rules Las Nevadas?

I perceive Las Nevadas to be usually lacking energy of people bustling in the streets, gambling in the casino, chatting in the luxuries of buildings, etc. He is indeed a lonely king, with barely any citizens. Maybe it has, I'm not sure, since it doesn't seem like it would be the type to have citizens at all considering the condition and certain reasons behind building the city.

With Schlatt beside him, in the context of a healthy relationship, they might've figured out on how to improve Las Nevadas and watch it flourish as a shining place all on its own. The wine red polo shirts and the gold chains around their necks, and rings whose gems are citrine instead of diamond. Their room would be warm and the pillows cold, almost no blankets. Some soft laughter with coffee talks distant across the living room.

In the context of their usually toxic dynamic in their relationship, Las Nevadas would have the same outcome on improvement, but differs in atmosphere. A pretty angsty yet filled with sexual tension like the quackbur/tntduo pair. Royal blue polo shirts, silver chains around the neck, and diamond rings. Cold room, but warm pillows and blankets. Occasional bickering and grunting heard from across the kitchen.

#schlackity #pumpkinduo #pumpkin husbands #dsmp #made this at late night like what

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kasilustra · 7 months

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POV: Aziraphale y Crowley tienen una cita para tallar calabazas.

(English translation

Crowley: How the f*** did you do that?

Aziraphale: It looks scary huh? )

#digital art #illustration #drawing #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #español #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #pumpkin #pumpkin carving #calabaza #halloween #october

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achromant · 7 months

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hello, I just followed for your orctober stuff and scrolled through some of your blog and wanted to ask, what is guild wars 2?

OOOH BOY HERE I GO! ahem.

Guild Wars 2 is a high fantasy MMO, similar to maybe Final Fantasy Online. Guid Wars as a series is about as old as World of Warcraft, but has a much smaller fanbase; mostly because the company behind it, ArenaNet, seems to be allergic to advertisements (it's gotten better since the last two expansions).

These days, the core game is free, with only the expansions costing money. Well, some expansions, as they just throw in older expacs for free now. Even if you start with a free account, you can technically buy an upgrade by just... using ingame currency, which is a WILD concept to me.

Most notable features of the game are probably the character customization, free dyeing of armor, and a few thousand unique armor and weapon skins. Players often joke that the true endgame of GW2 is fashion (and they are RIGHT goddamnit). All five playable races are so ridiculously detailed in lore and design, it's incredible. Sylvari for example are not plain elves, they are full on plant constructs that grow from fruits on the mother tree. Asura are not just gnomes/goblins, they are a highly educated society of geniuses that would openly strive for world domination if it werent for their inherent bureaucratic tendencies.

The mounts in GW2 are among the best you will find anywhere, so much that World of Warcraft just copied some for their Dragonflight expansion.

Guild Wars 2 has a medium sized active player base, smaller than WoW or FFXIV, but they are an amazing community. We have veteran players, including me, who routinely patrol the starter maps to offer advice and maybe some healing to newbies (supported by the ingame mentor system). You might receive random mail from players gifting some cake. There's festivals, community parties, role playing, fashion contests, races and minigames.

If you are a seasoned MMO player, GW2 offers raids and the smaller strike system, which is being constantly expanded. Extreme MMO experts might find the game a bit flat, but that's only superficial. For beginners, I'd say the story is beatifully written. You can explore the open world, meeting players along the way (every map holds around 50-80 player at a time). You can choose any class and complete any content, including endgame. Any class, any race, (almost) any playstyle is viable, and nothing about your build is permanent, you can adjust your whole build on the fly.

Aside from the obvious MMO parts, GW2 also has structured PvP (5 vs 5 players) and the so called World vs World, which is a large scale week-long epic battle of three teams of around 50 players on each side (which btw is not as draining on the CPU as you'd think)

If you plan on giving it a try, I'd be more than happy to give you a more detailed overview of the game. This little chaotic hellhole of an MMO is very dear to my heart <3

This is by the way for ANYONE reading this: If any of you want to try the game, hit me up. DM me here on tumblr, or on discord (@ achromant). Even if you already play the game and are still new or just lost - ask me anything you want. I have close to 18k ingame hours.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #ask achro #also i LOVE meeting new people ingame!#we even got furries #and elves #and gnomes #and ogres #and undead sassy lich overlords #and that one psycho pumpkin king dude #pumpkin dude and lich dude are husbands according to the fandom #also we got zombies #and plant zombies and crystal zombies and ice zombies #and dragons who are responsible for most of the zombie population to be honest #you can fight the personification of death #or kill a god

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