#rant cause ig this is actually pissing me off?

[i-am-thevoid]

genuinely uncomfortable with people being attracted to me lately esp when I KNOW they arent seeing me in the way I want like please fuck off and leave me alone

#that one person who kept messaging me after i said i was goin thru shit a d couldnt talk and they proceeded to CONTINUOUSLY FUCKING message #being all like ohhhh youre ao my type shut up and fuck off I said i cant do this and another who makes it so awkward but afterwards will #text tge same thing everyday im sorry but im too tired to deal with conversations rn #and im atarting to tgink hey maybe im not interested in relationships at all!! #im just a manwhore in theory but i cannot deal with commitment #idk im so bad at tgis stuff #but like cmon cant i just live my life theyre projecting shit onto me and assuming my gender/sexuality like FUCK OFF let me BE MYSELF #please #rant cause ig this is actually pissing me off? #i wish i knew how to deal with this shit man. help #IM LOSING MY MIND AND ITS NOT FUN. PEOPLE IN MY LIFE PLEASE SEE THAT I AM 2S AND STOP ASSUMING #doesnt help that ive never really been hit on before genuinely and am kinda new at this and very confused (fellas got a touch of the tism)

[justkiddingguys]

Batboys Tickle Headcanons

A/N: FORGIVE ME BUT I’M GOING INSANE OVER THESE MFS JUST LET ME RANT IM SO NEW TO THE FANDOM THEYRE SO CUTESY LMAO. Again, this is purely on vibes, im so new to this fandom. Also it’s 1 am this may or may not be coherent.

Warnings: Tickling (duh) but all SFW, cursing ig

Including: Damian, Tim, Jason, Dick, Bruce

Damian:

Youngest first lol

Lee:

Okay, so this kid hadn’t been tickled in his LIFE until coming to live with Bruce right

And I like to think the first time Bruce does it they’re already decently comfortable with eachother, yknow??

And Damian is BAFFLED cause WTF is this??

He tries to fight his way out of it for sure

But when he can’t it’s one of the few times anyone gets to see him ACTUALLY acting like a kid

He’s throwing out threats left and right

ANGRYY lee. He doesn’t really mind it but his pride cannot handle it lmao

I’d say his worst spots are his armpits and sides. Little scratches on his neck get him FLUSTERED though cause he has to scrunch up his neck and make a face and agghh

Overall very angry

He can get away from it most times (baby assassin)

He might allow Bruce or Dick to get him on occasion though :3

Ler:

Okay so obviously he doesn’t have the size advantage

But he enjoys getting one in on his siblings

When he can he’s a little shit

During training?

Nonchalant teaser

“How unfortunate, you’ve lost. Why are you smiling about that?” (Completely kneading his opponent’s nearest un-coverable spot)

“Pff- Damian stahp-“

“Stop what? I’m not hurting you”

Not something seen often, but it is mean

And embarrassing, cause you’re getting overpowered by a child bro 💀💀

Tim

Lee

Another neglected child smh

He’s not as foreign to it as Damian, but it’s still prominent lmao

He’s been tickled briefly before once or twice sure

But longer than a few seconds??

He doesn’t know what to do with himself

Snorts

Craves affection, so he definitely brats his way into tickles often

If you tease him about that though he will die

He’s super duper sensitive, so if he’s wrecked he’s WRECKED, but light tickles make him flustered beyond belief

T-word teases also fuck him up

Has been tickled to sleep out of necessity because omg he NEEDS it

Also cheer up tickles cause he gets in his headddd

His laugh is so cute, it sounds like he’s trying not to laugh even when he’s cackling

Is not above begging. Begs often.

His worst spots are his knees and ribs

AGSHSHSH Dick has done the rib counting thing on him

“Come on, count with me. You’re a genius, Timmy, can’t you count?”

“BFFFAHAHA sHIT Dihick-“ (more concerned with covering his face than anything at this point)

“No no, that’s not a number, let’s start over. One rib…”

Ler

Another one who I can’t think of many scenarios he’d actually end up in that position

But I picture him as such a cute ler

He’s teasing, don’t get me wrong

But it’s so soft, yknow?

Like sure, he’ll wreck your shit

He’s AMAZING at figuring out bad spots

But his teases are like

“Aw, that tickles? Does it really? Hm. That’s sad.”

“Stop? Why? I haven’t seen you smile this much in forever!”

AND IT IS SOFT WITH MALICIOUS INTENT

BUT IT IS SOFT

Jason Todd

Lee

ANOTHERRR ANGRY LEE

Not necessarily as irrational due to obvious slight maturity level differences between him and Damian

IF YOU CAN PIN THIS MAN DOWN

The curses are worth it

Pretends he HATESS it

But he does not :3

He’s too pussy to brat his way into tickles

But if he’s in a mood he’ll sit annoyingly close and just… stretch his arms up. Ever so subtly.

He’ll deny his intentions to the second grave though

He’s a kicker

Gets pissed off at regular/mean teasing but

“Awww Jason, your laugh is so cute”

“Cmon, let’s see that smile”

Any soft cooing and he is GONE

Yeah he’s still throwing fuck you’s around like rice at a wedding

But he’s covering his red ass face too

Worst spots are his hips and stomach and that PISSES HIM OFF

Using words like belly or tummy to tease have him utterly broken

Ler

Mean mean mean mean

Mean ler

Instigator

Absolute little shit

Oh my god he’s so teasy

No boundaries

“Wow, you’re REALLY ticklish, huh? Especially right here in this spot, here. Mhm. Yeah, you are, look. Stop? No? Awww come on. We both know you wanted this”

Will not be soft unless he’s doing it for a purpose

Enjoy’s wrecking Tim’s shit regularly

I cannot emphasize this enough: MEAN

He will not stop digging his fingers into the utter WORST spot until he’s satisfied that his victim is about to die :3

And he’ll tease them about it for WEEKS

Dick

Lee

TEEHEE TEEHEE

He’s the only mf on this list not embarrassed as fuck about tickling

He gets in a lee mood and EVERYONE knows

Giggly little bitch is silently begging for it

And he doesn’t even ask the ler to stop, he just lets it happen 💀

Like he’s just laying there, no shame

He has to have a bad spot on his legs, specifically thighs

Honestly I think the only way he’s blushing about it is if you tease him for NOT blushing about it

“Awww, you love this, huh? Look at that grin. Maybe I’ll just keep tickling forever, since you’re enjoying yourself so much”

Ler

Big Brother Ler ™️

Designated cheer-up tickler

He’s definitely the softest teaser

All compliments and coochie coos

Unless you’ve fuckin crossed him.

Cause he CAN get mean

Sweet tickles: “Hmm, I love that smile. You’re so cute when you giggle like that. Yeah I know it tickles”

Revenge tickles: “So what was it you were saying earlier? No say it. Go on.” (going insane on the WORST spot imaginable) “What? Sorry I can’t hear over all the laughing. Damn you’re ticklish. Oh you don’t like that word? Hm. Tickle, tickle tickle…”

His fingers are so fast and he IS more flexible than ANYONE and there’s no escaping, no moving. Just a big Dick Grayson Grin in your face.

#batfam tickle #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #tickle #ticklish #tickling #batboys

[sillieraccoon]

factive rant, from a factive

whats up ? my names L and im a factive of the body's ex friend, who also happens to be a system.

this system was pretty toxic i wont lie, gatekeepy about who can have bpd and anyone who said they think they may have it and wanted to get help for it, would say "why would you want bpd? its not something you should pursue".

anyways, thats just one of the many toxic things they'd do to us. it actually caused us to form the shortest FP relationship. we've only had 3 in the last maybe 3 years. but this? was the shortest. and i formed during that time, but could never make myself aware to the host (A) because they wouldn't have kept it quiet.

it just pisses me off how i have to live as a person who actively hurt the host. i know my presence in the front can remind A of my source. i feel it in our chest sometimes. i have these toxic traits that the brain knows how to correct because my source has a different brain of course, and wouldn't think of these things as their solution. idk. its all up to different perseption ig. idk why im being so neutral either, im usually like fuck yeah i fixed their toxic traits better than them haha :I

that was awkward.

bye

-L

#did alter #actually plural #factive #introject

[kiribaku]

armpit hair induced dysphoria.... long rant abt​body hair and gender below

see, I refuse to shave my body bc it's demented that bc I was born with this set of sex characteristics I have to shave my body hair. absolutely moronic. so I refuse to do that, as a person who doesn't identify as a woman and as someone who's a feminist and thinks it's unfair to expect that of ppl. however I am aware of the rising number of men who shave for aesthetic reasons but it angers me that something as natural as body hair is seen as ugly and must be removed, it's so infuriating that our bodies are so commodified, esp women, and now men are actually performing that same way which. is awful imo nobody shld.

anyway back to my point, basically bc I have armpit hair, I feel serious discomfort around it being seen, so I never wear tank tops when I go out. and I have no idea why bc I wear JORTS all the time and my leg hair is out n about?? so why are armpits a problem. I'm thinking some "exposure therapy" (just going outside unshaved w a tanktop will help), but also, it's dysphoria too. not the usual one but more so dysphoria caused by imbalanced gender expression. like. ig subconsciously I see the hair as my masculine side, and the tight tank tops are too feminine, and so it clashes and makes me uncomfortable. AND AHGGHG THATS SO LAME AND IT PISSES ME OFF. I also prefer hiding my leg hair with black tights if I'm gonna wear a skirt or something fem bc again, the clashing, but I've mostly worn baggy shorts and the leg hair goes with it. ahhhhh I'm just so upset and uncomfortable abt it. I wish society didn't care and i wish men who stare and laugh and mock girls on the street dropped dead. like I feel unsafe in this town and country and this world. seeing a group of boys who r probably just friends going out terrifies me bc I know they're bad people. like I know from their style and way of moving it's just so obvious they're evil sleaze bags. and walking past them in feminine clothes but with hair??? death sentence idk. I'm just very unhappy with my gender, my expression of it, my wardrobe, my body, and everything.

#I need exposure therapy that's all. #SHAVING IS STUPID I REFUSE TO DO IT #I also wish hairy women were actually just represented. I'd feel so so much better genuinely... #and I hate when ppl say 'i just think no hair looks prettier' ok why. why. you can't even answer why BC UR DUMB

[ratcandy]

Hey clam be honest

Do you honestly still enjoy AHIT? I’ve noticed a lot of your posts being complaints. If this game is causing mainly negativity I’d suggest you try to drop the interest. Try to focus on interests that actually make you happy. I’m sorry if this comes off as weird but I don’t want you to have to stay in this fandom if all it does is irritate you. You don’t have to cater to us. Do whatever makes you feel best.

Oh worm, I kinda figured something like this would come up eventually.

Do I still enjoy AHIT? - Yes! Uh-huh! I'll be the first motherfucker who jumps on any new content to come out from GFB and I'll consume it readily! I still very much like playing the game and have a great time fucking around in it!

But I think what I enjoy the most at this point is just messing around in my own little versions of the game, plot/story-wise. Fucking around with funny ideas and world-building or my oWn silly character development.

Where most of my complaints come in is well. Yknow. Canon plot and story just frustrates me endlessly, and I think that's been made obvious by the fact I'm writing a whole rant about it. The only other issue with canon being so, uhm, lackluster, is that sometimes fanon or the fandom's interpretations aaarreee nnnott much better - which I think we've all been witness to at one point or another, especially with uhh recent takes - leaving me to just kinda sit here like Well. My city now ig!

So yea. Either canon pissing me off beyond reason or just an interpretation of canon that will (at times irrationally) set me off due to me being an argumentative little pissbaby.

But what I think I should make clear is that I fuckin love debate. Arguing is fun to me. Picking apart what doesn't make sense or outlining why something is wack or wrong is something I find enjoyment in. I love ranting. Specifically in a literature/writing sense because god no do not try to spark argument with me about real world morals or politics or whatever sdKHKJH-- So when I rant and get "mad" and bark and maim and kill over this game oh I'm having a grand old time of it. MmmmOST of the time, because there are certainly exceptions (that has to do more with certain people as opposed to certain game elements, and no, I will not be naming any names because I'm not that much of a bitch lol)

In conclusion yea no, I'm not catering to anyone! I think the fact that I just about readily argue to anything should in and of itself be proof of that pfff I've dropped ahit and meandered around to other interests rather frequently! I just also come back and pick it up again whenever reminded of it. Thinking or ranting about ahit isn't putting any strain on my mental health, don't you worry lmao. If and when I get tired or bored of it I quite easily kick that thing to the curb and go think about zote for a few hours pfff

#if what this is really about is how sporadically or infrequently I answer asks: That's got little to do with hat game itself and more to do #with me not straining myself #Answering hundreds of asks all at once is just not something I can easily do pfff #It burnt me out so fast back when I'd be churning out responses to asks that I just went dead on here for a while #So now I take it slow and just answer asks whenever I feel like it or have the energy! #With hat game specifically it just so happens I get more asks regarding it than most anything else #and THAT'S what usually tires me out with hat game. Not me being ranty and bitchy about something something bad writing #Just a little too much sometimes! #ask #hattytime

[victimofdiskjord]

big rant abt my smr dr experience??? i think??? tw; sh

tbh tho at the time i was doing that shit i WAS um.. pretty (does that twirly finger thing around my head????) at the time of making those baitposts. I dont mind ppl finding my idenity now because ik thats just another annoying fuck i dont have to talk to.. ever! i just dont send it HERE cause.. well.. thats too easy <3 I thought that ppl were gonna harass me to no end, and tbh i DID get some.. really.. fucked up anons from just being annoying back then and ig i thought itd go to my fr account too. (racism, death threats, ableism, and MORE! this starter pack rocks!) Idk why people were so obsessed with finding my fucking dragon porn game identity though. like okay ???? #69837 aint my address dumbass... I joined this fr drama server because anons kept telling my (paranoid + rude ass) to go and shit it up cause "ppl were talking shit abt me" and i was like oh my god its time to catch HANDS!!!! i still hv an archive of the super duper dm-fight but.. the owner said "whatever goes in server stays there" so well. i calmly deleted the sses </3

idk why they were upset I uh. showed off their tag when they were fucking EXCITED to tell evryone mine, though...like i went "OH OH sorry, ill add it" and this dude was fucking shaking his hands jumping for joy to fucking do it for me. calm down butthead!!!!!!

i think a huge root of my rudeness and.. assholish attitude was my paranoia...and larp-craziness. i was scared for my damn life.. when i typed that shit up i was genuinely shaking n talking to myself for hours afterward Im still upset that people decided to take my thoughts of watning to send ppl my scars etc to face value, but tbh its fr. fr ppl are stupid. I was genuinely in a fucked up place and i was using making myself a "cringe, annoying troll punching bag" as coping mech.. when it was ACTUALLY making things worse.. and well. dr+smr people realllly didnt help. literally egging me on to continue to hurt myself and stuff in my inbox... people calling me a fucking evil person who sends people things ive never sent to anyone ever and never actually would.

people used me venting fucking AGAINST me and painted me as a villain when all i wanted was.. to make people laugh. but it turned into ppl laughing at ME, and not the jokepost.. people took my stop posting abt amongus copypasta so serious, got mad abt me wanting a stinky fujo coomer dragon npc.. list goes on.. i took pleasure in making ppl mad at me, but it also hurt a fuckton

i mean.. now i can laugh abt how much of a dumb bitch i was. nothing i posted since then has ever been that successful. or cringe. or annoying... lol.. some people has asked me to post again but.. idk. i just wanna be normal now. int with the people who havent blocked me yet.. ik thye hate me but i hope that one day they restalk my blog and decide to be neutral towards me again..

until then um..

dear anti anti exalters: YOU PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. oh yeah.. YOU KNOW WHO I AMMM, KAGURAA!

bye :)

[lipglosscherrybomb]

Late night confessions

I’m unbelievably bored so i decided to do this (i hate myself for even making this like I’m literally laughing rn this is so dumb and I’m embarrassed but if you wanna read i did try to take it seriously so go on ig)

*not proofread. Cause if i did I probably wouldn’t have posted it.*

Summary: You and Peter have been best friends for years, you’ve both been in love with each-other for the longest time but none of you have had the courage to confess your feelings. One night that was all about to change.

Warnings: mention of non-consensual touching, some angst.

~•~

There you were, hanging out in your room all by yourself. “Last kiss” by Taylor Swift plays on your laptop as you hugged the throw pillow in your bed as if you were 5 years old holding a teddy bear about to drift off and dream about chocolate rivers and cotton candy clouds. Instead you’re 17 and crying over another boy who didn’t actually like you but used you to get back at his ex-girlfriend.

You wanted to call Peter, let him comfort you, rant to you about how much of a jerk the guy was and how he never liked him then watch a movie with him until you felt better. But right now the last thing you wanted was another reminder of the fact that the guy you’re in love with isn’t in love with you and only thinks of you as his best friend.

Right then, just like clockwork, Your phone rings, Peter’s name flashing across the screen with a cute picture of him in his spider-suit and you next to him smiling as his head rests on your shoulder, you’d set it as his contact picture a few days ago. You smile at the memory and pick up the phone, pressing it to your ear.

“Hey” you try to sound as cheery as possible, trying to cover up the fact that you’ve been crying non-stop for hours.

“Hey…you okay? I heard you skipped last period and you never do that so I’m either starting to rub off on you or something really bad happened and you don’t wanna tell me” you knew he was making the joke to come off clueless, he knew something was wrong already.

“Nothing happened. Maybe I’m not just not as much of a rule-follower as you let yourself believe” you smile lightly.

“Okay rebel, what’s wrong?”

“Nothing, seriously. You’re reaching.”

“Right, so if i came over right now that wouldn’t be a problem?”

“It would be, because I’m uh…doing homework” you cursed yourself silently in your head as you processed the half-assed excuse you knew he wouldn’t buy.

Right then you hear a tap on your window. Peter sits there on the fire escape for you to open up.

“Shit” you curse out openly in a whisper. Hanging up the phone and wiping your tears before heading towards the window. Your Spotify now playing “fake plastic trees” by Radiohead.

You sighed, opening the window and letting your friend in. You prayed to whatever celestial entity that was listening that he couldn’t tell your eyes were basically bloodshot.

“What did he do?” You could tell he was pissed off, ready to beat up anyone who’d hurt you.

“Chill out dude, seriously, it’s nothing. I’m fine” It wasn’t. But the last thing you want to do is cause a fight. You made your way to your bed and lied down.

“What happened?” He was now sat next to you. His voice softer. After all these years you still felt the same rush you did when he was close to you as the first time you realized you were in love with him. Your heart beat picked up. You hoped he couldn’t hear it even though you knew he could.

A certain feeling of insecurity made you sit up instead of lying down. You reached for your throw pillow to ease your nerves.

“It’s nothing okay?” You avoided eye contact now. “We were just hanging out, he wanted to do stuff, I didn’t want to, he got a little pushy so i left and he broke up with me later that day. End of story.”

“Did he touch you?” He sounded extremely pissed off now, you cringed.

“No, well- he tried but i pushed him off. It’s fine” It wasn’t, but you don’t want to cause problems.

“I’m gonna kill him, i swear” He got up abruptly, you grab his arm, your reflexes almost as quick as his but obviously not quite.

“You’ll do no such thing, Peter.” You pull him down and he lets you. Keeping eye-contact and looking at you as if you were the only person left in this world. That’s when you realized you were still holding his arm. In a self-conscious action, you blushed, intending to let go of the person who was making your head spin and your heart beat at an unnaturally fast pace.

As you were trying to pull away, he still hadn’t spoken, it felt like he froze in the moment how he looked at you so intensely. He wasn’t moving either, but as you tried to move your hand, he stopped you. You didn’t understand it, you guys touch all the time. Why was he so hung up on this moment. Why were you?

Your mind was going a million miles a minute. The familiar, stunningly-electric temporary rush was beginning to fade. You were used to it, it happened every time you touched him, and you always wondered if maybe he felt it too, this moment made you begin to think maybe he was just as in love with you as you were with him.

“I can’t stand the thought of anybody hurting you.” His voice was softer now, speaking in a volume that only you could hear, almost a whisper. He’s still keeping eye-contact. You shift on the spot directing your eyes to your computer instead where your spotify was open still. “Disintegration” by turnover was now playing.

I quickly learn that my efforts to avoid him were useless when you his hand on your cheek making you face him, though your gaze is fixated on the laptop. If you look at him now, you’ll kiss him. That might permanently dent your friendship with him. You can’t lose him. Not now, not ever.

“Y/n look at me” his voice is still soft, you can feel his eyes on the side of your face, his hand still on your cheek. “Please” he’s begging now. Hesitating, you finally face him.

“Why do you care so much?” Is all you managed to get out. You need answers. Even if he doesn’t care for you in that way you need to know.

“Because” he pauses for a moment. Suspicion is starting to hit you. “You’re my best-friend”

“No, Peter. This isn’t how you treat your ‘best-friend’, okay? This isn’t how you talk to your ‘best-friend’!” You step away now, confused and a little upset. You fold your arms over your chest as you move to the other side of the room, next to your desk.

He gets up as well and in a heartbeat he’s standing in front of you.

“Why are you so upset?” He tries to take your hand now. You won’t let him, not when he’s looking at you in that way that makes your heart melt.

“Because I don’t get you, Peter.” You’re frustrated, letting yourself lean against the wall.

“You don’t get me?! I don’t get you!” ‘Great, now we’ve both matched each-other’s frustration’ you think to yourself as you listen to him.

“I mean first you complain to me about all of the asshole guys you date, and i have to sit there and comfort you which I don’t mind doing at all because i love you, but then all i can think to myself is how much i like you and how i wish you were half as interested in me as you are in those other guys. Then i get home and i lay in bed and all i can think about is you, i mean, fuck, you’re all i ever think about. And the thing is that i love everything about you, i love everything you do. How perfectly your hair falls into place even when it’s messy, how beautiful you look when you’re when you’re doing something as simple as reading. How you put your hair behind your ears when you study. How good you always smell. How your smile lights up the entire room. How every time you touch me my heart beats so fast I’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack. How badly i want to be with you…” You couldn’t take your eyes off him. You were entranced by his beauty, by his words. You were in shock.

“And how i really wish you’d say something right now” But you couldn’t.

“You love me?” Is all you could get out. And after everything you just heard you were really hoping he’d say yes.

“Of course i love you. I always have.” He’s getting closer and closer. Your breath hitches.

“Good.” You smile. “Because i love you too.”

In a second his lips are pressed against yours. His hands moving to your hips as you’re pressed up against the wall. You move your hands to his hair.

You couldn’t believe it, after all these years, he was in love with you. And now everything fell into place.

#peter parker #peter parker x reader #the amazing spider man #andrew garfield #marvel #mcu #peter parker angst #peter parker andrew garfield #spiderman

[adoringhaikyuu]

you have a nightmare that they cheated on you

characters: akaashi + iwaizumi + oikawa + (gn!reader)

request: hi! can I request a headcanon where akaashi, iwaizumi, and oikawa wake up to you having a nightmare that they cheated on you? something fluffy please 🙏🏼🥺 • by @vitamingummies

warnings: mentions of cheating ig but it doesn’t actually happen obvi– + a lil bit of angst

notes: hope u enjoy <3 i tried to make them all a bit different! (i don’t think i’ll do anymore of these tho cause i feel like i’ve run out of possibilities for it to go)

akaashi:

akaashi stirred awake slightly when he felt you moving around on your side of the bed

he was half asleep, drifting in and out

and he felt the bed dip as you got up, which he assumed meant that you were going to the bathroom

but once he realized it’d been a while since you left, he checked the time, 3am 

he got up to go look for you, wiping his eyes sleepily

he went to the bathroom and frowned when the lights were off and you were nowhere to be found

he slugged off to the kitchen, then the living room and was shocked to see you sitting there in the dark, wrapped up in a blanket

“baby?” his voice was deep and groggy as he padded over to you, yawning before continuing. “what are you doing out here?” 

you noticed him, but didn’t look up, trying to hide your face from him, which, even in his drowsy state, he knew was a bad sign. 

he bent down in front of you and felt the fatigue jump out of his body when he realized you had tears falling down your cheeks. “what’s wrong? what happened?” he brought his hands to your cheeks and tried to wipe the tears, but more kept falling seemingly at a faster rate once he touched you. 

he tried to catch your eye, but you wouldn’t let him. “come on baby, please talk to me? i’m not going anywhere until i figure out what’s wrong.” 

he sat down next to you and pulled you into his lap, making sure the blanket was secure before holding you tight and running his hand up and down your side soothingly. 

when your cries had reduced to sniffles and you calmed down a bit, you spoke up, playing with the collar of akaashi’s shirt to distract yourself. “i just...it’s stupid––”

he interrupted immediately, “of course it’s not stupid, if it made you this upset then we should talk about it. i wanna make sure you’re alright, okay?”

you nodded and swallowed, psyching yourself up to reveal everything to him. “well i––i had a dream, no, a nightmare really,” you laughed humorlessly. “where you um...you left me? well that was after you cheated on me but...” you felt him take a deep breath, “it just felt so real, you know? it hurt like a lot and then i woke up because it was so painful and i guess...the emotions carried through even after i left the dream.” you sighed, “i’m sorry i didn’t mean to worry you, i just...i don’t know, i needed to clear my head, i guess.” 

a few seconds passed before you felt a gentle hand under your chin, raising your head. you finally looked into akaashi’s eyes and he spoke up. “baby, i’m sorry that you experienced that, even if it was just a dream. just hearing about it hurts me too.” he swiped his thumb over your cheek and you nuzzled into his touch. “but know that i would never ever do that to you, i could never hurt you like that and i won’t, okay?” he waited for you to nod in agreement before nodding as well and pulling you into a hug. “i’m here to love and protect you, remember that.” he kissed your cheek but didn’t let you out of the hug. 

“are you better now?” again, he waited for you to nod. “let’s go back to bed, yeah?” he hugged you tight. “i’m not letting you go tonight.” 

iwaizumi:

iwaizumi grunted, confused when he felt you moving around more than usual behind him, 

no longer wrapped around him with one leg over his waist like how you had fallen asleep

when he heard you mumble a few things under your breath, he thought maybe you were just dreaming 

but when he heard a whimper of his name, followed by “please no––”

he turned around immediately, and turned on his bedside lamp, concerned and alert

he noticed that your face looked like it was in pain, like you were hurt

he put a hand on your cheek and stroked it gently with his thumb

“wake up sweetheart.”

you shook your head from side to side, seemingly wrestling with what you were seeing in your nightmare

he kissed your forehead, “come on, come back to me. open your eyes for me baby.”

he shook your side a few times and you finally opened your eyes, but he frowned when he noticed the pain still hadn’t left your face

his eyes widened when you suddenly threw yourself into his arms, burying your face in the crook of his neck, sniffling as you blinked the tears away. he wrapped his arms around you immediately, “hey it’s okay, i’m here. you’re safe.” 

he rubbed his hands up and down your back soothingly and whispered reassuring things in your ear, kissing your temple every now and then. 

after a few minutes of holding you, he spoke up. “do you wanna tell me what happened in your nightmare? i’m right here, nothing bad’s gonna happen i promise.” 

your hand came up to hold the side of his jaw and neck and you sat up slightly, but he made sure to keep you secure and not let you run off, not that you were going to. “um...well i was coming over to your house cause we had a date night planned...” you trailed off slightly and felt his hand rub your thigh reassuringly. you sighed, “the door was unlocked so i came in, and i noticed another girl’s shoes in by the door?” you felt him stiffen under you but you went on. “so i went to find you, to ask you about it...but when i got to your room, you were...on top of her, and you can...fill in the blanks i’m guessing...” 

he opened his mouth to say something but you spoke before he could. “and you don’t have to apologize or anything, i know it wasn’t you and you wouldn’t do that...it just felt real and that really hurt me. but i’m sure i’ll get over it soon.” you tried to smile but it felt like a grimace more than anything and iwaizumi sighed. you mistook it for annoyance and your eyes widen, “oh i’m sorry, you’re probably tired, i’ll just––”

you tried to get off his lap but he stopped you, confused. “no, darling i don’t care what time it is, this is important. i only sighed because i don’t like how you’re pretending to be okay when you’re not.” he put a hand under your chin, “it’s okay if you’re not okay. but i’m here for you, to help you feel better, yeah?” he kissed your nose lightly. “you have nothing to apologize for, and i know you said i don’t either, but i’m sorry that i hurt you, even if it was in a dream.”

you smiled for real this time and kissed his cheek, making him blush lightly. “you’re too sweet to me, you know that?”

his brows furrowed, “not possible.” he gave you a quick peck on the lips and lied you back down on the bed with a small smile before turning off the light. he slid back in with you and put his arm around your waist to pull you close. “you ready to sleep?” 

you nodded, “do you mind cuddling me until i fall asleep?”

“of course not, but you’re funny if you think i’m letting you go at all, even in my sleep.” 

oikawa:

oikawa was sleeping peacefully, rolling over to wrap his arm around you and pull you close and his brows furrowed when you swung his arm back to his side, but he stayed asleep

he kept sleeping even after you repeated this three more times 

but when you did it one more time, this time with more force, he whined and blinked his eyes open slowly

“y/n-chaaan, let me hold you~”

you simply huffed and kept staring in front of you, into the darkness of your room, your arms and legs crossed as you sat up against the headboard

you don’t even know how long you’d been awake, it was 4am, but you couldn’t be bothered to care

as soon as you saw oikawa with his tongue down another girl’s throat, while she sat in his lap, you were so mad you couldn’t think

...this was in a dream of course, and you know that––

but it still pissed you off

“wha––” oikawa leaned up on one arm to get a better look at you and make sure he wasn’t imagining things. “what are you doing up?” he turned his head to look at the clock on the nightstand, “wh––four a.m??” he turned back to you dramatically, and while normally you would’ve found it amusing, today was a different day. 

you felt oikawa drag himself to a sitting position as he stared at you frantically and utterly confused. “what is going on here??” when you didn’t respond, his shoulders drooped down and he placed a hand on your thigh which you quickly slapped off. he squawked, “baby??–”

“you don’t get to call me that.” 

his head bobbed back, offended. “what do you mean?! what happened in the hours that i was asleep?” 

again, you stayed silent and of course, he kept talking. “y/n-chan you can’t just not tell me what’s wrong, this is outrageous!” 

you sat there, brewing in your annoyance for a few moments before cutting off his rant, voice completely monotone. “you cheated on me.” 

there was a brief silence, a moment of processing before he exploded. “i’m sorry, what?! i most certainly did not! what are you talking about ?! i am loyal!”

you shrugged, only fueling the fire and his eyes widened. “what do you mean?” he imitated your shrug mockingly, “where did you get this insane theory from?!” 

he was talking far too loud for 4am, and you did not want a visit from the neighbors. “tooru––”

“tooru?! who is that?! i’m baby! love! your loyal boyfriend! soon to be husband when we’re ready!––”

you finally turned to him, “you’re being too loud! it’s four am––”

he glared but lowered his voice, maybe a fraction. “y/n-chan you are not gliding over your preposterous accusation like this––why on earth do you think i cheated?!”

you blinked, unfazed. “i saw it.” 

“that’s impossible because it never happened!”

“yes it did! i saw your tongue go down her fucking throat and your hands were all over her and she was in your lap, tooru. that’s why i woke up because i saw it and i got mad. how dare you do that––” 

“i’m telling you that never happened! i don’t know who you saw but it wasn’t––wait.” he blinked a few times and you could practically see the gears turning in his head. his eyes narrowed and he tilted his head. “did you say you saw it and you woke up? are you talking about a dream??” 

you clenched your jaw, “more like nightmare but that’s irrelevant, the point is you cheated–”

“y/n-chaaan––” he threw himself on you and wrapped his arms around you, ignoring your protests. he placed his head on your lap and looked up at you, with a pout. “you scared me! i thought you were really mad at––”

“i am mad at you.” 

“what?! but it wasn’t even real!”

“dream tooru and real tooru are basically the same.” 

“when are you going to stop calling me that?” he frowned, giving you puppy dog eyes and you groaned, slapping a hand over his face (gently), but he still yelped anyways.

“don’t look at me like that.”

he took your hand off and kissed your palm softly. “why, is it working?” 

you sighed and looked away. “...i know it wasn’t real but it still hurt seeing you like that, you know? that’s why i was so annoyed––it wasn’t even real but it still affected me so much.” 

he sat up against the headboard and pulled you into his lap, pleased to see you weren’t complaining. you placed your hands on his shoulders and kept your eyes down, focused on his chest. he squeezed your waist and ducked his head down to peck your lips, smiling victoriously when it made you smile. 

“i would never be as dumb as dream me and throw our precious relationship away, i love you way too much and value having you in my life far too much to do something like that.” he kissed your cheek, “you’re it for me, got it?”

you nodded, looking up into his eyes to see how serious he was. you could see the love he had for you. “okay...i love you baby.”

he smiled, “i love you too. so much.” he kissed you on the lips gently. “now can we please cuddle? we both need our beauty sleep.” 

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[bunny-xoxo]

To Call You Mine

college!tsuki x reader series

Ch. 3 - not a buddy, just a tutor

warning(s): toxic relationship behavior, toxic mindset, loneliness ☹️, kind of some Angst 😶

a/n: hehehehe I loved the way some of y’all were reacting about the boyfriend part LMAO , I hope you enjoy this ch!! And you know I love love love hearing from you guys :)

Ch. 1 Ch. 2

“Tomorrow, we’ll be sure to review…”

You couldn’t focus on what your professor said as you left the classroom, thumbs moving at the speed of light as you texted Tsukishima back urgently.

Wednesday 12:02 pm

- ‘Omg, I seriously owe you sm. Class wasn’t perfect but it kind of made SENSE! Ty fr :)’

You probably looked like an idiot smiling so big down at your phone but you couldn’t fathom how relieved you felt versus the usual existential dread that hung over you nearly every other day after Calc.

You turn your ringer back on as you shove your phone into your pocket, remnants of a small smile resting on your face. Still reeling from your accomplished high, you figured some celebratory coffee would-

ding

You think the speed at which you snatched your phone back out, almost fumbling it in the process, was more embarrassing than how you were smiling earlier. It just felt nice to hear some validation from Tsuki, you haven’t known him long - at all - but it didn’t feel like a regular occurrence with him. And it kind of made you feel special if you were being honest.

Kai💗😩🥳

- ‘Still down to hang?’

Your cheeks began to hurt with how often you were smiling today. Not who you were expecting, but it made you pleased nonetheless to see your boyfriends contact pop up onto your screen. You clicked on the message and unlocked your phone, typing your response chalk full of cheesy emojis.

ding

ding

ding

ding

The notifications momentarily pause your movements as you read the banners quickly and quietly to yourself.

Tsukishima :)

- ‘sounds like you still need a tutor 🙄’

- ‘and np’

- ‘if you need to go over today’s lesson before Sunday just text me and we’ll figure something out.’

- ‘but we’re still on for Sunday so no there’s no getting out of that.’

You made a mental note to finish your text to Kai in a moment, swiping to get to Tsuki’s messages.

- ‘that eager to see me again? Aren’t you sweet 😌 I’m getting coffee as a gift for myself, if you’re not busy ig I could get you one too as a thanks 🙄’

You clicked your phone off once more, ignoring the string of sounds coming from your back pocket, instead choosing to focus on the walk there and mentally check your schedule to see when you were free. Maybe you’d take him up on his offer.

The walk was short enough to not have to worry about warming back up when you got inside, which really meant you could have an iced coffee without the consequences of a cold drink during the chilly autumn weather.

Walking up to wait in line, you debated between choosing your regular order or trying something new. Your eyes bore into the menu with an intensity comparable to someone like Kai on the court. You giggled quietly to yourself at such a clever thought before going back to deciding what you wanted before it was your turn to order.

“Hmm, blatantly ignoring me and giggling to yourself about it? You certainly are in a mood, aren’t you?”

You nearly jumped out of your skin at the sound of a familiar cocky voice behind you, warmth emitting from his chest that almost had you backing into it.

You huffed and turned your head over your shoulder to see Tsuki, the man of the hour, looming over you with that shit eating grin.

“You think you’re cute sneaking up on me like that?” You squinted your eyes and reached out to lightly smack his, surprisingly quite firm, chest.

“Adorable, actually.” His smile got even wider when you rolled your eyes and tried not to smile yourself, turning your attention back to the menu.

“You know, if you would’ve answered my texts you would’ve had a coffee waiting for you already.” Tsuki commented and sighed, feigning annoyance with you as he watched you glance between him and your phone, now in your hand, in confusion.

Tsukishima :)

- ‘not eager to see you, eager to tutor you more so I get to see you less ❤️’

- ‘and now you’re offering to buy me a drink? Who really wants to see who’

- ‘I’m already here anyway, just text me what you want.’

- ‘you’re offer expires in about 39 seconds.’

- ‘😐’

- ‘sucks for you ig.’

You chuckle and put your phone away, cooing playfully about how sweet he is as you watch his arrogant smile slowly fade away from his face. It wasn’t until you gained the attention of a couple people around you that he had enough, muttering about how annoying you are and how he can’t wait to get rid of you as he nudges you up to the cashier.

Placing your order, you step to the side and wait - and apparently Tsukishima was going to be waiting with you.

“So, you said you felt more comfortable in class?”

His face was more serious now as he asked you the question, no playful smiles or a snarky demeanor. You could tell he was just waiting for a genuine answer.

His eyebrows rested softly on his face as you spoke. They sat not too far above his eyes that were slightly wider than normal, occasionally raising in response to the lilts in your voice. His lips were only slightly parted, resting in a fine line. He looked, contemplative.

“Oh, hey babe!”

A familiar booming voice cuts you off mid rant, your face and body twisting into it’s direction.

“I thought you were maybe talking to your calc professor or somethin’ since you didn’t answer my text right away like you usually do.” Kai, your boyfriend, was right next to you now. His long, strong arm pulling you into his side to keep you there, pressing a kiss to the side of your head in the process.

He turned his attention to Tsukishima now, eyeing him up and down before offering him his own signature grin: all toothy, bright, and fake.

“I’m Kai, her boyfriend, nice to meet you.”

You internally screamed at the way he had to emphasize the fact that he was your boyfriend, and then internally screamed even louder at the way Tsukishima chuckled - no scoffed - at what Kai said.

Not every person to ever be in your presence was a threat to the security of your relationship.

You hated how over protective he could be sometimes, even if he means well. Deciding now wasn’t the time to mull over your recent relationship troubles, you gave Tsuki an “I’m sorry he can be like that sometimes” glance.

Squeezing quickly onto Kai’s arm, you took your turn to speak before either of them could.

“This is Tsukishima, my frien-“

“What’s so funny?” Kai had that smile still, but tilted his head just enough to show he wasn’t really smiling.

“I’m Tsukishima Kei, her tutor, nice to meet you. I just think it’s funny our names are so similar, that’s all.”

Tsuki’s smirk screamed “I’m a liar and that’s most definitely not what I’m laughing about”, and his eyes gleamed with playfulness, toying with the limits of your boyfriends patience.

Kai was a well built man. 6’2”, not too lean but not too big, and a wide frame. And when you pair that with his resting face and his usual, presence, he likes to carry, he’s not always the most approachable person. And he certainly doesn’t make it easy when he’s actively trying to be intimidating, or whatever it is he does. But thankfully Tsukishima’s either too stupid to notice or simply doesn’t care; either way you appreciate the consistency in his attitude.

What you didn’t appreciate was being cut off.

“Like I was trying to say, Tsukishima’s a friend. M-“

“Oh, so we’re friends now? I wouldn’t say a single tutoring session makes us friends.” Tsuki’s silly little smirk was short lived as he met your eyes.

You really didn’t appreciate being cut off. Twice. And maybe you didn’t appreciate this little attitude of his.

“Oh? Well I didn’t know acquaintances offered to buy the other coffee.” Your eyes bore into his with a harsh stare, making the tips of his ears start to turn red before he did his best to make up for himself.

“They do when they’re trying to get to know them better. I mean, if that’s allowed?” The expectant glare Tsukishima gave Kai made your blood run cold.

Such an asshole.

You clenched your jaw and huffed, but before you or Kai could get to speak, Tsuki beat you both to it.

“Just text me and we’ll figure something out, see you Sunday if not sooner.”

And with that he was gone, snatching his bag up and shoving his belongings into it carelessly before pushing through the door.

The gust of wind that blew through was appropriately cold for the situation.

“Order for (y/n)!”

—

“How am I the dick here?” Kai’s voice bounced off the walls in your cramped dorm, his harsh tone echoing from all corners of the space.

Thankfully, most people were probably out in a class or eating lunch at this time like Bonnie was.

“Why do you have to make everything a pissing contest between you and any man in my general vicinity? I don’t know Kai, maybe I’d like to fucking have another friend besides Bo-“

“Oh don’t guilt trip m-“

Interrupted, again.

“Quit doing that! Quit cutting me off just let me speak!”

You felt your voice crack from the extensive length the two of you have been going at it, just trying to get a word out. The tension was high in the room as you calmed yourself down and caught your breath, doing your best to swallow the growing lump in your throat.

“Just,”, you groaned and covered your face with your hands for a brief moment before continuing,

“We’re supposed to be working on our trust, Kai.”

It was quiet for a few seconds before he spoke up softly.

“Babe, it’s not you that I don’t trust.”

You sighed deeply as you felt the hot tears that had been waiting to spill run down your cheeks.

“Kai. That’s bullshit. It doesn’t matter that you don’t trust other people or whatever the hell you’re saying, cause I’m the one being affected by your feelings and actions. I’m the one who might lose a possible friend because you’re insecure.”

That must’ve been his last straw. Because instead of another sharp response, it was silent. The sound of the door clicking open making noise rather than him himself.

It caught your attention as you looked up to watch Kai begin to leave just barely hearing him say,

“I’ll talk to you later.”

The silence that filled the space after he left was suffocating. You wanted to scream, cry, and go to bed all at once. And the latter didn’t sound like such a bad idea.

You rolled onto your bed and clutched onto your blanket tight, not wanting to let your feelings fester and think about how angry you were right now. But you couldn’t stop yourself when your chest grew heavy as you began to sob, you hated how often he’d just avoid an issue. But right now, that’s exactly what you felt like doing, too.

Sitting up, you changed and crawled under the covers, deciding a nap was the only way you were gonna be able to give yourself a break right now. And you were completely right.

Not before changing his contact to just, “Kai”, of course.

He doesn’t deserve the emojis right now.

—

It was dark and your skin was clammy when you woke up, your head pounding. You were in desperate need of a drink of water. Sitting up slowly, rubbing your face in a desperate attempt to smooth away your grogginess, you hopped off your bed towards your desk.

Why does being with him have to be so draining?

You’ve never felt like your relationship was perfect or easy, but you’ve also never felt like it wasn’t worth it. How often does someone stay with their high school sweetheart - albeit off and on - until their second year in college? And besides, you were both trying to make it easy for each other at the least.

Making friends was easy for you, it was keeping them that was hard. Remembering to set aside time to make plans, or even remember to make them in the first place. Or even doing something simple like shooting them a text, whether it was your nerves or not you’ve always just told yourself you’re too busy and too focused to spend time creating a bunch of lasting friendships.

But Kai? Kai’s always stuck around, no matter how many times he’s reminded you how often you’ve made things difficult for the two of you. Even when he’s left he’s come back, willing to listen and figure it all out. He’s always been your one and only. But that’s also the problem;

He’s always been your one and only.

Recently it’s felt like no matter what you do, he’s the reason you can’t keep a friend.

Why need a friend when you have Kai, he’s basically your friend, too, right? They want too much of your time, they’re too touchy, they’re too pushy, shouldn’t you be studying? Shouldn’t you be hanging out with him?

You plopped down into your desk chair and placed your head in your hands, your thoughts beginning to overwhelm you again.

ding

Peeking an eye over to your phone, still sitting on your nightstand from where you left it earlier, you reluctantly made your way over to see who was bothering you.

Bon Bon 🥐💗

- ‘Ahhhhh! Sorry I’m not back yet (even though I don’t think you and Kai will mind lolol) I’m just gonna stay at my friends house for the night so don’t worry bout me! Just a late night study sesh gone too long is all :) love ya girlie!’

A sudden wave of loneliness washed over you as you tried not to cry again, you were getting annoyed at how many times you felt like crying tonight.

You stared at her message for a few more moments before finally sending your reply.

- ‘you’re good :) we’re having a late night movie sesh so I’m gonna get back to that! ily 2 see u tmrw ❤️’

You don’t know why you felt like you had to lie, maybe you just didn’t want to have to explain it all right now, or worry her.

You noticed you had a few more messages waiting to be read, too. Although none were from Kai.

Tsukishima :)

4:32 pm

- ‘sorry if I came off weird earlier. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable or upset, I just didn’t like how Kai was acting.’

5:01 pm

- ‘by how Kai was acting I mean he just acted like he had a problem with me when we’ve never even met before. I know I antagonized him too though so to be more specific I’m sorry about that.’

- ‘I’m also sorry if I caused friction between you two, let me know if you’re still comfortable with me tutoring you or if you’d rather me find you someone else. I know some pretty nice ones.’

- ‘just to clarify though I personally don’t have a problem continuing to tutor. Don’t want you to think you did anything to upset me.’

You sniffled and glanced up to the small digits in the upper left hand corner of your screen.

11:56 pm

Jesus.

You stared at his texts for a while, unsure of what to say but also relieved at the fact he texted you. Seems like you were worried about Kai spoiling this budding friendship for you more than you thought.

Thursday 12:03 am

- ‘ty for the apology I really appreciate that. It was kind of awkward but Kai also really played into the whole situation so I’m sorry for how he acted too. I’m very okay with you being my tutor still but ty for asking’

- ‘I’m actually free to even study now lol’

- ‘you do still owe me that coffee’

You felt the tiniest of weights lift off your shoulders as you sent your messages. It felt nice knowing-

ding

..

There’s no way he should be up this late. Doesn’t he have crazy early workouts for volleyball or something?

Tsukishima :)

- ‘ofc. I’m actually at the library now if you want to join me :) same spot as last time’

The fact he replied so quickly was surprising, and his seemingly equal eagerness to see you surprised you even more. But, in a pleasantly surprised kind of way.

You smiled down at your phone, sitting up and slipping your slides on at a lethal pace. It felt good to smile a little bit.

And really, it’s not like you had anything better to do. Plus, being alone right now doesn’t exactly sound like too much fun.

You texted him a quick, “omw!”, before slipping out of your dorm.

You could guess Tsukishima is just as lonely as you are with how quick he seemed to invite you to a study session.

Hmph. Acquaintances my ass.

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[nejihoe]

you ask them to teach you volleyball

feat. morisuke y. daishou s. bokuto k.

a/n : well i played volleyball in gym and after realising how much i suck at volleyball i got inspired<3

━━ YAKU MORISUKE

volleyball is so important to him so when you approach him his heart goes 💓

lmao he'd definitely call you out for not paying attention 😶

like he'd just transform into a completely different person when playing volleyball and you'd go 😍

if he catches you tho he'd prolly throw a ball @ ur head, let's be real there's a reason he's called demon senpai 👹✋

lev would crash your lessons to practice his recieves bc kuroo would be like you gonna get benched son if u don't improve 🤡

yaku would be so mad @ this, and like lev's little comments he wouldn't hesitate to drop kick a bitch 😤👊

" yakkun ! this is so boooring " a voice complains, your boyfriend's composure twitching in irritation. " without the fundamentals your natural talent is useless " he comments, long exasperated sigh let out from his parted lips " no more excuses get back to practice or i swear inuoka will replace you ". lev's amused glance doing nothing to smooth the situation. " wow, you're almost tall enough to be taken seriously ", embers lighting in yaku's eyes. foot connecting with the others leg, tall boy wincing in pain. " was that necessary ? " you question, concern etching your features. " yes "

okay don't tell yaku but u couldn't help giggle @ his first year antics 😳 👉👈

yaku would prolly be like if u learn how to do this properly ill give u a kith 😙😙

lolz lev would completely cockblock u and ask for a kith as well when his recieves don't 💯% suck

lmao cue the poor bb on the floor in pain )):

u loved the first year so u definitely helped him behind your boyfies back

he'd definitely show off to lev how you're much better receiver than he could ever be 💀

all lies- 🐸 mostly 🐸 you never noticed so 🐸

f in the chat for the russian lionychovka beanpole 😔

━━ DAISHOU SUGURU

chest would be puffed out in pride

babies just a big volleynerd pls 🥺

but on the outside he's like : 😏

" you've come to the right guy, ur coming to the guy who whipped nekomas ass " 😌

" didn't you loose " 😶

" ... " 🤡

" ... " 🤡

" fuck technicalities " ‼️‼️

him tryin to show off likes 💪 but like boi fails terribly bc as soon as he stops talking his eyes go like 🤩

his cool bad boy demeanor goes 📉

he goes over all these strategies to shake off blockers and the other positions and ur lowkey just ❓❓❓

" see these are where the middle blockers are at their prime, one wrong move and ... " daishou explains, board with diagrams layed out in front of you. hues filled with dreamy sparkles, passion pouring out of sentences. choosing to ramble on, voice swaying you into a trance. surroundings fading away, words blurring into a disarray in your mind. " hmm, y/n ? " warm breath dancing upon your ear. smirk spreading across his features " you paying attention ? ". small gap left between you and the chair, startling noise causing you to jump up in surprise.

" what did i just explain "

" how much u love me ? " 🥰🙏

" ... the importance of pinch servers "

okay after that you actually tried to pay attention 😹

jsgshdjdkdjdr tbh you actually understood all the theory pretty well 🧠💡

snake 🐍 boi was proud of his teachings

um the executing of it definitely needed some work 😀

jsgdhsjjdjdjdj the nohebi team offered to help but he was like no they are my student, the love of my life, go away ♥️

ne wayz it went pretty well all things considered- i mean after he went on a one hour rant about how kuroo was an untalented asshole and how nekoma somehow cheated and nohebi deserved to win ‼️‼️✋‼️‼️

yeah uhm let's just say you both agreed never to bring up that topic again and went to get onigiri✨😃✨

━━ BOKUTO KOTAROU

first thing he does it call akaashi no 🧢

" akaashi ! yn asked me to help her volleyball ! how do i teach volleyball ! how do you volleyball !? please help ! " 😭🙏

" bokuto san please calm down, yn wouldn't have asked you to teach them if they didn't believe you had the ability " 😐

" that's right ! yn trusted me ! because i am amazing and the best teacher ever ! " 😌💪

trust akaashi to always get him out of a stump 🥰

so uhm yes let's be honest he's better @ controlling bokuto than you could ever be 💀

he'd like set to bokuto first and he would do one of his killer spikes while u failed @ blocking 🤐

yeah when it was your turn you actually did pretty well for a beginner 😌✋

see and then a sort of problem arises where bokuto decided to show off a bit too much and im- ✨ y e a h ✨

akaashi positions himself, postures elegantly to set the ball. arcing throughout mid air, bokuto plunging upwards. muscles rippling, palm bracing to make contact with the rough texture of the ball. tremendous buildup, only to be deflated as the palm misses due to an early jump. bokutos frown growing deeper, knowing orbs drooping as a knowing look glazes over his hues. " bokuto san ... ? " akaashis cautious voice breaking the silence, confused look emitted from your expression. japan's number 5 ace moping in the corner of the room. " shouldn't we- ? " you ask, body posture leaning towards the figure in the corner. " he'll be fine, bokuto san tends to get a bit moody when things do not go the way he has planned- ". " i can hear you ! " pouty voice bouncing around the gym walls.

really took a big hit to babie bo's confidence 🤧

u hit a turning point when konoha entered

" guess he's in his emo mode again, ig i have to join you now " 🙂‼️

" okay ! " 🥰

bokuto wouldn't stand for it

would literally run in && push konoha away 🤡

akaashi : relieved, konoha : pissed, you : confused 😬

" hey ! hey ! hey ! let's go ! ill beat konoha and akaashi easy " 😤

so a two on two was formed ✨✨

yall actually surprisingly tied ❓❓❓

yes he ran into ur arms for a kiss and u almost collapsed but u thought it was adorable 🥺🥺🥺

akaashi definitely scolded him for it after and checked u had no injuries 🚶‍♀️

#[ 🏐 ] — haikyuu works #[ 🦋 ] — headcannons #haikyuu headcannons #yaku morisuke x reader #daishou suguru x reader #bokuto kotarou x reader

[laceymorganwrites]

um tokrev spoilers and rant under the cut

okay listen.

I am all for equality. that much doesn´t even need to be said

but I hate the girl gang shit in tokrev cause it doesn´t fit the vibe. we know how badass the women are but they are on their own

I don´t like girls being in gangs and the concept of it. Like a random girl being in Toman for example. it doesn´t make sense to me

girls in gangs make sense in an all female gang or a gang led by a female like it seems to be the case with Brahman (I only saw leaks so idk for sure but I am feeling a lot of feelings rn)

so Senju apparently is a girl??? 

I wanna know her motives for leading the gang. cause if th author can make it make sense that´d be amazing

so I´m not mad at it, it´s just confusing and I can see a lot of things going wrong with that, so ig I´m just worried abt that

so yeah. I´m definitely hyped for the chapter tomorrow cause I wanna know so many things

I wanna know more abt Akashi cause I already love him. And the reason why Draken joined, plsss I need it

the thing that´s pissing me off the most abt the girl gang thing is actually all non canon. the canon representation is great and I am veryyyyy excited abt Senju´s story

but.....what the fuck is up w the valkyries???

apart from the fact that I had the name in my fic and feel like an idiot cause I only saw the artwork after posting it >.<

it´s just....

the girls are already badass enough like it is, they don´t need to be in a gang. it just doesn´t make sense in the story to me and just arghhh

#veggies #draken my beloved #tokyo revengers spoilers

[5sosbitchfest]

Reactions to Luke’s IG Story 6/14/2020

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I hate her as much as the next person but bi people in straight relationships are still bi

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I call bullshit on Messy being bi. Sorry, if she was bi, why didn't she come out earlier? Her 'haters'? Where? Also, Luke needs to learn the difference between supporting Pride and celebrating it while PR dating a fake ass 'bi' woman.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I also don’t think it’s fair to say Sierra has never been in a same sex relationship we really don’t know who she’s dated. This is a big problem in the LGBT community, when a bi woman is in a relationship with a man her bi identity gets erased. Halsey has actually talked about this a lot. While I agree that Lierra is not a queer couple, that does not erase Sierra’s identity as a queer woman, and pride is absolutely still for her to celebrate too 🌈

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: *i understand that it was Luke’s post but obviously she had input to post it.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Does Messy’s journey of her sexuality excuse her transphobia? Bc I don’t think so. She sure is selective about who and what she celebrates then. She posted that picture for attention, like everything else she does. It sounds harsh and if she wants to share her journey then great but let’s recognize and call it out for what it is. She doesn’t need to have Luke in a post to talk about her sexuality. Happy Pride Month to that person she purposely misgendered and attempted to invalidate.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: It’s not about disliking Sierra anon. She has only officially came out in a reply on twitter that she later deleted. That’s the only time it’s been mentioned. People struggle to come out and she tweeted and deleted it as if she actually wasn’t saying it. And now her boyfriend is the one essentially coming out for her? That’s what the issue is anon she has never openly said she was bisexual and now that it’s pride month she is? This is just the first time it’s being brought up& it wasn’t even her

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I don’t care that Luke posted good on him but him posting something for pride halfway through the month makes the other boys look inconsiderate for not posting anything

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I'm the anon that said the thing about "lets not make this into a mikey situation" I agree that it was a complete distraction tactic, and I also can not stand Sierra I was just trying saying that even with those two things in mind the post isnt harming anyone and so we shouldn't get mad at luke for making it.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I hate to admit it but I don't see Lierra ending anywhere near soon. Yes, couples don't last forever and still I don't think they will but let's be honest, he cares about her. Idk how things are in their life, and I hope he's happy, but I think she will stay around for this year and maybe a bit of 2021. 🙄

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Okey but was the "biracial" necessary? It made me cringe...

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I know luke can be cringy when it comes to Sierra but cmon haven’t we learn by now all the cringy stuff if from Sierra being on his account lol

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Sierra wrote that ... no caps, her grammar, fave chosen emojis etc totes her 10000000000% although glad acknowledging bisexual biracial but Angel? Angel by day and to stans but I thought she was the “late night devil”

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Something about Luke’s ig story doesn’t sit well with me... the fact that he felt the need to state that she’s biracial and bisexual just makes it look like he’s treating her like some kind of a trophy to show off, idk it just doesn’t feel right

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Why do L and S feel the need to make everything about S? This isn't about you, so shut up and actually get a job.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: “beautiful bisexual biracial angel” i’m gagging and laughing so hard yeah he 100% wrote and posted that himself /sarcasm

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I love luke and I'm happy if he's happy but the way Sierra clings to him in that photo is so gross. It really just feels like she's using him to do her dirty work. Like that post didnt feel genuine at all and it really seems like luke isnt even trying to convince us anymore he just does the bare minimum to make her happy. I dont blame him tho. Just feels icky.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: As a straight person, I hate straight couples and hope to never be cringe.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I'm sorry but that Instagram story that luke posted talking about his "beautiful bisexual biracial angel🥰🥺" does NOT (capitalize, underline and bold) sound like how luke would type something. The first part where he talks about how far we have to go sounds like him but not that that part.. not even close. Want to bet either sierra typed it, gave him the idea to say that OR did both cause we know she monitors him like crazy

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: "Bisexual biracial" is so unnecesarry. Luke, hon, shut up. People are out here fighting for their rights, and you feel the need and have the audacity to make it about your crazy ass girlfriend? Don't get me wrong, I love the boys, but making every fcking thing about your girlfriend-particularly luke- is not the point of these movements. So stfu Luke, stfu Sierra, stop making everything about S. That pisses me off, sorry I just needed to rant somewhere.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: is it just me or does the whole “beautiful bisexual biracial angel” not sound like him or something he’d say??? idk I’m kinda new to the fandom but it felt cringey reading that come from him

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Did you see what luke posted on his story? Seems him and Sierra are getting along great, smh. Also she's confirmed bi as well I guess. That's cool. Hope she doesnt use it as a weapon to defend criticism tho. Also did luke redo his hair cuz it seems very white again. Idk. Seems fishy. What are your thoughts? Do you think he was told to post that to distract from mike?

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: just when I was starting to forgive luke for his “response” to messy’s MESS, he goes and posts this... I’m TIRED

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: ok but as a lesbian it makes me sooo happy that Luke is celebrating pride and he's supportive of her sexuality 🥺 men never take bisexuality seriously and I love that he respects that. YET as someone who doesn't like s I'm like why....... like this week has been so frustrating and we were all like "they don't defend m bc they're in a sm break" and now he comes to post this and doesn't say anything? i just :(

allisonscarlett said to 5sosbitchfest: Honestly pride month came just in time cause I remember some stans saying that sierra is probably not bisexual and now there's luke insta story. I'm not trying to erase anyone's sexual orientation, I'm bisexual myself and I've found it weird that in the past years sierra didn't anything about her sexuality during pride month (and don't remember when she tweeted about being bi but I don't thing that it was in during pride month)

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: is anyone else getting"i can't be racist/homophobic because my gf is biracial and bisexual" vibes from lukes ig story or is it just me??? does he know he's digging a hole???

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: should we assume luke posted that in response to the insiders muke information? interesting timing on his part

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I honestly can't stand Luke rn. Angel? Angel???? ANGELLL????????????

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Okay but I don't think that counts as a "a straight couple thinking pride is theirs to celebrate". Just cause Sierra is in a straight relationship doesn't take away from the fact that she's bi, or mean she can't celebrate pride. And I think Luke wishing her and everyone a happy pride is actually a really supportive thing for him and again doesn't really count as a straight person thinking pride is theirs to celebrate, because he's focusing on her, not himself.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: “my beautiful biracial angel” i hate it here

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Gonna say something to MAYBE make some people happy. That picture was taken at a PROTEST. So they probably aren't together 😂😂 they were just together for the protest

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: The biracial part of his story post is feeding into him being a king for dating a mixed person

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: ok luke did look very cute tho

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Every single time there’s any drama in the fandom, a new “cute” picture pops up and some people really think that’s goals? Like in what world is now the time for that kind of post, if it isn’t a direct pr response to the twitter mess of the past few days? Smh they’re not even trying to be subtle anymore

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: i think it’s fine for straight couples to go to and celebrate pride when one of them or both of them aren’t straight.

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: I was reading this blog a few hours ago and I read a post where someone said that everyone basically assumed sierra was bi bc of a comment and now Luke comes out calling her "bisexual" as if he was confirming it...Idk felt weird lol

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest:  Bisexual biracial angel😭😭 who made him write that and thought people will take it seriously

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: have you seen luke’s story? “especially to my bisexual biracial girlfriend” i fucking CACKLED like is it how she’s supposed to be known for?

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: thank you luke for that ig post for it will keep messy ass kissers away from m mentions for a while

Anonymous said to 5sosbitchfest: Funny how you just brought up everyone saying that Sierra was bi just cause she said she loved men and woman and woopty do guess what luke put on his insta story. “My beautiful bisexual biracial gf” Luke I love you but 🤢

#kirby #luke #lemon #messy #Happy Pride

[cordclias]

hey  baybees  !  i’m  maya  and  in  true  me  fashion  ,  i  am  late  bc  i  was  taking  a  nap  !  delia’s  a  new  muse  of  mine  so  excuse  me  for  being  a  whole  disorganized  mess  while  i  try  to  figure  her  out  🤙   i’ve  never  played  a  chara  like  this  so  i’m  tryna  dig  deep  into  myself  to  find  the  inner  asshole  that  i  know  is  there  ,  so  hopefully  i  do  a  good  job  and  make  ron  swanson  proud  !  also  i’m  the  biggest  hoe  for  plots  ,  i’ve  got  a  lil  plots  page  here  for  ideas  (  yes  it’s  very  basic  )  so  give  this  a  like  and  i’ll  hit  you  up  !

victoria pedretti. cisfemale. she/her. one. * / oh , i just saw cordelia d’amato coming out of apt. #1906 if you were looking for them! the twenty-three year old is a radio dj and i heard they’re a sagittarius which makes total sense. if you can’t find their room , just listen for dead of night by orville peck ; i heard they’re obsessed. \ * maya. 22. she/her. est 

STATISTICS  .

NAME :  cordelia  margaret  d’amato

NICKNAMES :   delia  ,  dee  ,  cory

AGE :  twenty - three

DATE  OF  BIRTH:  december 3rd ,  1996

ZODIAC :   sagittarius  

PLACE  OF  BIRTH / HOMETOWN :  queens  ,  new  york 

GENDER :  cisfemale

PRONOUNS :  she / her

ORIENTATION : bisexual / biromantic 

PARENTS :  nathan  d’amato  &  rosalie  scott

SIBLINGS :  vincent  d’amato

CAREER :  radio  dj

PHYSICAL  TRAITS :  straight  long  hair  constantly  bouncing  between  blonde  and  brunette,  gray  -  blue  eyes  ,  slim  build  ,  5′4″   

TRAITS :  chaotic  ,  apathetic  ,  charming  ,  impulsive  ,  confident  ,  loyal  ,  tempestuous  ,  entertaining  ,  perceptive  ,  clever  ,  witty  ,  sharp  ,  adaptable  ,  capricious

MUSE  PARALLELS  :  kathryn  merteuil  (  cruel  intentions  )  ,  jennifer  check  (  jennifer’s  body  )  ,  nick  miller  (  new  girl  )  ,  theo  crain  (  haunting  of  hill  house  )  ,  madison  montgomery  (  ahs  :  coven  )  ,  ron  swanson  &  april  ludgate (  parks  &  rec  )

BACKGROUND  .

cordelia  was  born  into  a  tumultuous  and  poor  nyc  family  --  her  dad  a  construction  worker  and  her  mom  a  hair  stylist

and  the  shortage  of  money  didn’t  help  with  her  dad’s  temper  ,  his  fiery  personality  causing  a  lot  of  problems  for  the  d’amatos  since  the  beginning

he  wasn’t  abusive  ,  just  loud  and  commanding  and  scary  ,  and  her  mom  was  more  invested  in  finishing  off  her  wine  bottles  than  parenting  ,  which  led  to  a  very  stressful  household  for  delia  and  her  brother

three  years  older  than  her  ,  delia’s  brother  took  it  upon  himself  to  take  the  brunt  of  their  dad’s  anger  ,  and  with  their  dad’s  attention  taken  away  ,  delia  was  largely  ignored  for  her  childhood

the  only  time  she  and  her  brother  felt  safe  in  their  shabby  little  apartment  was  when  they  were  in  his  room  listening  to  music  .  it  was  his  mission  to  teach  her  all  the  classics  :  metallica  ,  ac/dc  ,  led  zeppelin  ,  pink  floyd  ,  etc  .  

her  love  of  music  came  from  her  brother  ,  and  because  of  him  she  learned  how  to  play  the  guitar  ,  drums  ,  piano  ,  and  bass  all  before  she  was  18

her  brother  didn’t  have  the  grades  or  athletic  talent  for  a  scholarship  so  he  went  straight  into  the  work  force  after  graduating  high  school  ,  and  when  he  was  able  to  afford  a  one  bedroom  apartment  ,  little  16  year  old  delia  moved  out  of  her  parent’s  house  and  made  his  couch  her  new  bedroom

delia  also  decided  to  skip  the  college route  and  immediately  got  a  shitty  waitress  job  along  with  an  internship  at  the  radio  station  when  she  was  18

she  moved  into  the  flats  once  she  was  sure  she  could  afford  it  ,  but  she  picked  an  apartment  with  a  roommate  just  because  she  has  never  lived  alone  and  doesn’t  know  how  she  would  handle  it

it  took  a  few  years  and  a  lot  of  perseverance  ,  but  at  the  age  of  21  she  officially  became  a  radio  dj  on  an  alternative  station  and  somehow  managed  to  become  one  of  the  listener's  favorites  ,  probably  because  she  finds  the  most  random  topics  to  rant  about  and  has  no  filter  whatsoever

and  after  every  paycheck  ,  whatever  extra  money  she  has  goes  to  helping  her  brother  get  through  art  school

PERSONALITY  .

so  i  know  her  character  inspos  aren’t  the  best  of  people  ,  but  i  promise  delia  isn’t  just  some  mean  bitch  character  ,  she  just  has  some  mean  bitch  qualities

like  she’s  very  blunt  and  pretty  apathetic  at  times  ,  totally  the  type  to  sleep  with  someone’s  bf  and  not  feel  bad  about  it  ,  and  has  definitely  done  some  illegal  stuff  just  because  she  feels  like  it

her  parents  ignored  her  ,  she  acted  out  ,  the  usual

i  hc  that  she  spent  most  of  her  high  school  years  hanging  around  with  the  “  bad  crowd  ”  and  subsequently  learned  how  to  hotwire  cars  and  pickpocket  

she’s  also  very  impulsive  and  reckless  --  for  as  smart  as  she  is  ,  she  does  a  lot  of  dumb  shit  

unlike  some  of  her  character  inspos  ,  she  isn’t  into  material  shit  and  honestly  wears  the  same  pair  of  jeans  every  day  and  most  of  her  shirts  are  band  t’s  that  are  hand  me  downs  from  her  brother

she  is  very  charming  when  she  wants  to  be  ,  usually  when  she  wants  something  ,  but  she  doesn’t  just  go  around  manipulating  people

she  just  isn’t  a  people  person  so  tbh  she  doesn’t  try  to  be  nice  unless  she  has  to  be

she  believes  that  honesty  is  the  best  policy  ,  even  if  it’s  gonna  hurt  someone’s  feelings  ,  which  is  why  she  is  the  way  that  she  is

but  she’s  a  surprisingly  great  friend  ,  like  she’s  loyal  as  hell  ,  will  definitely  help  you  hide  a  dead  body  ,  and  since  she  doesn’t  care  about  money  she’s  the  type  to  book  an  impromptu  vacation  on  her  dime  and  take  along  her  besties

she’s  100%  not  a  talk  behind  your  back  regina  george  type  of  friend  ,  this  bitch  will  go  to  war  for  the  ppl  she  cares  about

she  does  have  a  temper  but  it’s  one  of  those  things  where  she  doesn’t  show  she’s  pissed  until  you  think  she’s  forgotten  about  it  and  have  your  guard  down  .  like  i  imagine  that  she  was  bullied  by  some  girl  in  high  school  and  then  in  the  yearbook  there  were  pics  of  this  girl  making  out  with  a  teacher  or  smth

she’s  got  a  very  dry  and  sarcastic  sense  of  humor  ,  like  it’s  hard  to  tell  if  she’s  joking  or  if  she’s  being  serious  .  honestly  most  of  the  time  you  should  just  assume  she’s  joking  unless  she’s  actually  mad  or  smth  ,  which  is  also  why  she  seems  like  a  dick  most  of  the  time

so  ...  you  don’t  wanna  be  on  her  bad  side  ig  ??

okay  that’s  all  i’ve  got  !   ik  this  is  crazy  long  and  i’m  super  sorry  for  that  ,  idk  where  all  this  muse  came  from  but  i  am  hella  excited  to  play  this  asshole  ,  idk  what  that  says  about  me  .  😈  also  if  u  don’t  like  messaging  on  tumblr  ,  pls  hit  me  up  on  discord  @ 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕#6396  !

#( ❛ 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒂 𝒅'𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒐 | OOC . ) #flats.intro

[hgamesfan]

So I Watched Season 2 of FM ...

So you don’t have to.

Okay - so this is probably going to be long because I have a lot of thoughts and you may not care but here goes.

I was curious to see what the second season of Josh’s show Future Man would turn out to be considering there was a lot of speculation while filming about Josh and whether he was even still employed on the show.  And after watching the second season, yes, Josh was still employed, but I am shocked at what the producers did to the show and specifically what they did to Josh, the character and the actor, because Josh was relegated to a background player for the majority of the season.

What happened?  How do you practically eliminate your star?  He is also a producer on the show - he had no say on his character story arc or complete lack of a story at all?  Keep reading for random observations.

So season one of FM was not terrible.  There was a clear story line.  Josh was the focus of the show.  The three leads had nice chemistry.  There were many moments that were funny and one episode was actually very good (the James Cameron house ep). 

If you look at season two of FM, Josh, who is the “star” of the show and plays the title character (Future Man or Futturman) is practically written out completely.  Of 13 episodes, Josh only factors in 5 eps - the first episode, a middle episode that has him playing opposite himself with many other Joshes and then the last three episodes (including the last one which was totally alien to the rest of the season and seemed to exist solely to ridicule and criticize Josh).

For the remainder of the 8 episodes, Josh either doesn’t appear at all in the ep or is relegated to being a background player or a literal punching bag who gets tortured by the other characters - punched, kicked, thrown in jail, etc.  The season seemed to exist solely to humiliate Josh.  Moreover, he appears so little in the episodes that much of his scenes could have been filmed all at once so he wouldn’t be needed on set very much (while filming, it seemed like they were filming out of sequence or filming more than one ep at the same time).

So Josh the character is shown to be weak and helpless.  Josh the actor is given nothing to do (Haley Joel Osment had more scenes and a much more meaty story than Josh who is suppose to be the star and lead of this show).

You don’t just eliminate the lead of your show. Josh is the only person with any real name recognition.  Yes, Seth Rogen is a producer and a big star but he’s not part of the story line until the last episode and I think that episode was an admonishment to not only Josh Futturman but to Josh Hutcherson in particular.

So why was Josh practically written out of his own show? Well there are a few possible reasons:

1. Josh no longer wanted to be a feature player? Josh is a producer on the show and I’d buy that he wanted to do more stuff behind the scenes but you don’t leave the country for weeks at a time while your show is filming if you really wanted to be a producer.  

2. The producers didn’t think Josh was very good and decided to minimize his involvement.  That’s possible but Josh the character provides the audience perspective needed to ground the series amidst the crazy time travel crap. You keep the character front and center no matter how shaky the performance may be.  And honestly, Josh wasn’t bad.  He wasn’t the best comedic actor but he was endearing and you rooted for him.

3. Josh’s behind the scenes actions made him a distraction on set and angered the producers and crew so they tried to eliminate the negative presence,  Now, I know that’s a pretty serious accusation and Josh had always been a professional and well-like and respected by his colleagues but I think this reason may be closer to the truth than we all would like to admit which brings me to the last episode of the season.

The last episode of the season has little to do with the rest of the story line.  The story was wrapped up in episode 12. Episode 13 is Seth Rogen, the executive producer of the show, showing up as some kind of overlord who will judge Josh, Tiger and Wolf for screwing up the future and resulting in a hellish existence.  If you watch the episode though, Seth mostly focuses on Josh and everything he did wrong.  Dialogue includes:

- “No one in human history has caused more suffering than Josh.” 

- “Tell the world the truth about Josh, and you get to go free.”

- “He is beyond redemption”.

- (To Josh when he defends his friends) “Friends? They only use and abuse you.  On a good day they barely tolerate you.”

It was weirdly focused on why Josh was to blame for everything bad.  They don’t really focus on the other characters.  And then the end of the episode has the characters entering a Hunger Games-like fight to the death and Seth morphs into a Caesar Flickerman- type of host.  The producers hinted at Josh’s most famous role in an episode where they go on and on for an hour why Josh is the reason for everything bad happening.

So I know - this last part of this post is a bit out there but there was a lot of funkiness behind the scenes that makes me think Josh and FM producers were not happy with each other.

Of course there was Josh allowing his “angel” to show up on set and having hissy fits and needing to be escorted off set.

https://hgamesfan.tumblr.com/post/160226592297/futturman-i-try-to-keep-this-blog-opinion-free

There was Seth Rogen posting shady tweets after Josh posted his “angel” on his IG and Seth promptly unfollowing Josh.

(Freddie Prinze Jr. sued Josh’s manager for malpractice and fraud.)

Cast and crew members liking posts saying Josh the actor was turning into his awful alter ego Joosh.  

And then there has been Josh’s actions. It’s like Josh is trying to sabotage his own show.  Josh posted Claudia on his IG and then got into an argument with fans a few hours before the season two renewal was announced.  He pissed off his core fan base ON THE DAY HIS SHOW WAS GOING TO BE RENEWED SO NO ONE WAS IN THE MOOD TO CELEBRATE.

Before this, Josh erased almost all of his FM pictures from his IG.  He did not do anything to promote the season while it was filming like he had in season one.  Josh was very visible in Spain showing everyone he wasn’t involved in filming which caused a lot of confusion among the people that producers were relying on to promote the show.  

And then when Josh was the only person promoting season two, Josh pushed the one thing that angers his fans - his endless promotion of his talentless girlfriend and how he lives in Spain now in his new apartment.  Even if this is true, he didn’t have to push it.  You don’t alienate your core fan base and that’s what Josh has been doing all year leaving no one to promote the show he was basically pushed out of.

And don’t get me started on that weird plot device where Tiger starts talking with a Spanish lisp and how much she hates it and is so relieved when it goes away (Metaphor much?)

So this is my long-ass pointless analysis of a stupid show.  Josh and FM hate each other and Josh sabotaged the show that made him into the butt of embarrassing jokes.  

Thanks for listening to my rant.

#josh hutcherson #future man #hulu #what a waste

[kirbyenjoyer]

rant time feel free to ignore this - 

i had an absolutely awful day yesterday, it started with me waking up to my step mom talking about me downstairs (dunno why she thought i wouldn’t be able to hear since my door was open, ig she thought i was still asleep) so i finally confronted her and was like. you know i can hear you talking about me right. and then she was like wELL i’ve been taking care of your cat and making sure she doesn’t die. so. and at this point i’m just like okay lol you’re doing stuff that step parents are generally expected to do. i’m irritated and upset cause i’ve been dealing with her being extremely passive aggressive towards me for forever and i put up with it in order to keep peace in the house but i’m so tired of it. and then she completely derails everything by saying “go get a fucking job” so i’m like alright you’re just being a bitch then, i don’t get why you are so mean to me and constantly put me down. she says that she’s not mean to me, but she’s trying to walk out of the room because that’s what she does any time she is confronted. i follow her cause i’ve been working up the courage to have this kind of confrontation for MONTHS. when i was in therapy still i would plan out what i wanted to say and all that so it was only a matter of time. and keep in mind i’m in my first year of college after working for three years due to anxiety and just not being ready to start school yet, and she seemed happy for me at the beginning and understood that i would be busy with work. apparently she still sees me as extremely lazy and doing absolutely nothing all day which is just!!! so fun!!! anyway, she threatens to tell my dad what i “did behind his back” aka getting my covid vaccine because they are both extremely antivaxx (i know, it’s so bad) and so i turn to my dad and tell him “yes, i got the covid vaccine” and basically after that i end up walking away cause i’ve said what i need to say and don’t want to feed into her nasty energy. 

i know i’m 21 and all, but i don’t think she gets how ridiculously hard it is to get a job ANYWHERE right now. i’ve been applying and interviewing at places for months to the best of my ability, but people aren’t fucking hiring so what am i supposed to do about that? and she has never had an actual conversation with me about me getting a job again, so why should i just magically know what is expected of me if i want to keep living in this house? literally every single person in the world would respond better to a civil discussion than being cursed at out of nowhere. i think she was mostly just pissed that i caught her talking about me to my dad, but i stand by everything i said and i refuse to speak with her until i get an apology. i spent my entire halloween crying in my room, but oh well. i’m proud of myself for standing my ground and saying what i’ve wanted to for months. and i’m proud of myself for everything i’ve accomplished in my life, no matter how small it seems to other people who will shit on me for everything. i’m not going to let anyone make me feel small anymore, i’ve dealt with that for my entire life. 

after i decided to leave my room around 6pm to get some crackers so i could take ibuprofen (hadn’t eaten all day and my head was pounding) she tried talking to me casually by saying they made some food and i just ignored her. my biggest issue is when there is a big fight and people brush it off and pretend nothing happened. there’s no chance for resolution or change when people do that, so she needs to realize that she has to acknowledge the harm she has done before things will go back to “normal”. i truly can’t stand how things have been at my house and i don’t want that to go on any longer. 

and her and my dad aren’t even on good terms, he has told me many times that if it were possible he would move my brother and i into a different place but due to financial reasons it’s impossible. he says he’s on my side and defends me whenever she speaks poorly about me, but idk man. it just really sucks and i don’t know how things will be from here on out. i’m hoping to be able to move out of state to live with my boyfriend as soon as i can. 

tldr; i hate when i try to confront adults about their awful behavior and their only reaction is to try to make me feel small. 

#vent post #froggy speaks

[strwbrrysteam]

july 30th, 2021

6:50

it’s like the only thing she fucking cares about is this stupid fucking room it’s like the only thing i amount to to her is how clean my room is and the things i accomplish. she didn’t even say good morning. she just started commenting on how dirty my room is. i cant even sit in the living room in peace. that why i like it better at night time i feel more at ease when she’s finally asleep cause she always has shit to say. i just got all my stuff and left out of the living room with the cats bc she was getting on my nerves. saying i made no progress on my room when she SAW me take my shit in the garage like she told me to. then had the fucking nerve to act like she forgot. she’s so fucking annoying. i hate it when she does that bullshit. because even tho she complain abt my room when i actually clean she act like she can’t see it. like??? ik it’s sounds like i’m being dramatic and being a brat but i literally barely wanna get out of bed in the morning. she makes me never want to leave my room to the point we’re i’d rather piss in a bucket or a old fucking gas station cup than leave my room. then i told her my stomach hurts and i feel like im going to throw up. which i do and basically said she doesn’t believe me. and said “i’ve lied before” first of all usually i don’t but when i do why do you fucking think so?? the only times i really lie abt not feeling good is when there was school bc it literally DRAINED me. like i would go to the bathroom and just cry. i skipped classes to CRY. excuse me for wanting a break from that. my sister literally got sent home from work bc she threw up and it’s that out of this world to think that i might be nauseous too?? bitch we both got vaccinated fuck you. she never believes me and she never takes my side on anything. and that’s been since i was little and she’d always deny it but it’s true. she’d literally gaslight me into question MY experiences like i was there girl??? she would always deny it but it’s true and she still does it now. i feel kinda bad for crying abt this shit bc ppl have it so much worse than me and i’m basically crying by my mommy told me to clean my room ;((( which when i think abt it i feel fucking spoilt and stupid. so i stopped. i don’t rlly care that much anymore but it pissed me off and made me kinda sad. i’m over it now. my arm is getting sore and tired. i’m gonna try and watch some more of this new show i’m watching. it’s on netflix and it’s called never have i ever i rlly like it. had to take a break from typing for a sec my arm is rlly tired. and i’m getting kinda sleepy. she said she has to talk to a lawyer but when she gets home she expects me to get up. literally smd. okay rant over ig this was dumb.

feeling: neutral