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alwaysthesunflowers7 · 6 months
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Lily and Reg
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lilacfiresoul · 2 months
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forbid, april 4 -- @jegulus-microfic -- 1,393 words
thank you to @magswrite & @ninety-two-bees for the cat names for this one, was really struggling to think of some <3
second microfic posted today, only because i want to keep up with the dates for all of them lol and i genuinely am procrastinating uni work
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So, Regulus can safely say that making a cake is harder than he thought.
It’s not like he’s not following the recipe—he is. He scoured the internet two days ago for a good Devil’s Food cake recipe, eventually finding one he could follow along well enough; he even stopped by the supermarket on his way home from work yesterday to get all the ingredients, writing a list and ticking items off he as went to make sure everything was accounted for.
He’s being thorough, meticulous.
But he’s never baked anything before, and, with rapidly dawning fear, he realises he’s greatly underestimated the skill that goes into it.
Dread, and the crippling desire to make this cake perfect for James, leads Regulus to run flour-dusted fingers through his hair as he squints at the recipe for the buttercream. The recipe tells him not to “over-whip”, but how is he supposed to know what that means? He’s just thankful that James, clearly the cook in this household, has all the equipment and devices needed to bake, so at least he’s got that.
By the hob, two halves of something that resembles a cake cool on a wire rack. They don’t look exactly like the picture, but hopefully it will still taste good. Hopefully.
To be honest, Regulus will be pissed if it doesn’t, as the kitchen is … Well. He glances away from the stand mixer mixing the buttercream ingredients together to stare at the evidence of what he’s been doing this afternoon.
Used bowls and utensils overflow in the sink. The majority of the countertops are clustered with baking ingredients: the bag of flour still open next to the cocoa powder; the egg box flipped open with two eggs missing. If Regulus were to run a finger over the surface, he’d probably find it dusted with a fine layer of flour too, as he learnt the hard way that one has to open a bag of flour slowly.
James usually keeps it spotless, and whilst he doesn’t forbid Regulus from cooking—actually he wholeheartedly encourages it, gazing dreamy-eyed as Regulus tries to focus on what he’s doing and not imagine having him for dessert instead—there’s the unspoken implication that the kitchen is James’ playground, whilst the study/library is Regulus’.
But he’ll clean it all up. He has still an hour and a half before James is due to get back home from work, which is plenty of time to figure out this icing problem, put the cake together, and for Regulus to clean up.
There’s a nervous feeling of anticipation in his stomach when he switches off the mixer, peering in at the icing. It looks good actually, and he breathes a sigh of relief. Okay, this might work.
Just then, one of their two cats, Leo, walks into the kitchen, followed by the other, Astraeus. James had named the former, a gorgeous white cat with one black spot at the base of his tail, and Regulus had named the latter, a Russian Blue with glowing yellow eyes that, when they were adopting cats, Regulus insisted he couldn’t leave behind.
“Hello, you two,” he says, picking up Astraeus and planting a kiss between the cat’s ears before setting her back down again. Leo, always craving being the centre of attention, hops up onto the counter.
Regulus is about to fuss him, too, when he hears the scrape of a key in the front door lock, indicating James is home. Panic flares in his chest, because Regulus is nowhere near done with this cake, and it’s going to spoil the surprise.
“Hi, love!” James calls out, the door closing behind him.
“Hey!” Regulus calls back, glancing around at the kitchen. “Shit, shit, shit,” he mumbles under his breath.
At the sound of their other father’s voice, Leo scrabbles into action. In his haste, he knocks into the bag of flour, sending it flying onto the floor—
And exploding everywhere with a loud thud.
“What the hell?” James exclaims from the hallway. “Reggie? Are you okay?”
Spooked, and probably scared of the consequences of his actions, Leo flees, knocking over—it really can’t get any worse, can it?—the box of eggs as he does so. Astraeus, pinning her ears to her head, follows instantly.
And Regulus? Heart literally jumping into his mouth, he manages to catch the eggs in time, only one of them cracking in its cardboard container. Putting them safely back on the counter, he sighs and rests his forehead on the cool surface, taking a deep breath in before answering, “Yeah. I’m okay,” and then turning around to assess the damage.
The bag of flour has well and truly split everywhere, sending white fireworks all over the floor and up the sides of the cupboards. It genuinely looks like a small flurry of fine, powdery snow has blown into the kitchen, as if every single piece of flour has expelled itself from the bag.
James darts around the kitchen doorframe, concern and worry written into the lines of his face, mouth open to ask if Regulus is okay again, when he freezes at the state of the kitchen.
For a second, he doesn’t say anything. Regulus can feel his heart thundering beneath his chest, loud like a drumbeat. Fuck, he’s in so much trouble. He watches James’ eyes flick from the flour-y explosion on the floor, to the cake cooling on the side, to the unwashed pans in the sink, and then back to Regulus.
Guilt floods through him. He should’ve just gotten a store-bought cake instead. He needn’t have gone to all this trouble, all this hassle, spent all that money, wasted all this time, because now their kitchen is an absolute mess, and they’re going to have to spend James’ birthday cleaning it up.
He almost expects a reprimand when James opens his mouth again, prepares himself for it, his body tensing, eyes narrowing, bracing himself for the reprimand to come—
He does not expect James to burst out laughing.
“Oh my God, Reg,” James wheezes, pressing a hand to his mouth. “You— there’s flour all over you …”
Looking down at himself, Regulus groans to find that it’s gotten on him too, though thank God he’s wearing an apron. “Jesus.”
Still laughing, James crosses over, cupping Regulus’ face in his hands. “I’m not talking about the apron, love. It’s,” he gets out between laughs, “it’s on your face. In your hair. What— What have you been doing?”
Fighting a smile, Regulus lets James brush flour from his cheeks and get it out of his hair, and then jerks his face away. “I was trying to make you a cake for your birthday, but, uh. I guess it took a turn. Leo got excited to see you. And you’re home early.”
“They let me go early,” James explains.
“Oh,” Regulus says. And then, because he has to ask, “You’re— not mad?”
“Mad?” James echoes, confused. “Reg, this— is hilarious. I’m flattered, and so, so happy that you went to all this effort for me. You didn’t have to do that.”
“But it’s your birthday. Happy birthday,” Regulus says, as if he didn’t whisper it into James’ ear this morning. The relief that James isn’t mad at him makes his knees buckle.
“Thank you, my beloved,” James tells him, turning to the cake on the side. “Is this chocolate cake?”
Regulus nods. “Devil’s Food cake to be precise. I looked up a recipe. I don’t know if it’s any good, but …”
The smile on James’ face could light up Regulus’ night. He steps over to the icing bowl. “This the icing?” and before Regulus can reply, he dips his finger in and licks it off. Regulus’ eyes widen.
“This is good, Reg. Like, really good. You know, you could actually be a good baker.”
“You think so?”
James comes back over to his side, this time cornering Regulus against the counter, one that is, thankfully, empty. “Definitely.”
It’s a long while before they clean up the flour on the floor.
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sommerregenjuniluft · 29 days
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@jegulus-microfic april 27 - diplomacy - 1117 words
aka there’s a few unexpected babies in a shed and regulus is a master of persuasion
It starts with Harry.
He’s running around in the back garden as Regulus peeks outside to call him for dinner.
When Regulus calls him he comes bounding over the meadow, red cheeked and flushed and a little sweaty.
Regulus bends down to smack a kiss on his damp hair and presses a glass of water into his small hands.
Harry gulps half of it with vigor, breathing loudly and then puts it back down on the table with a thunk. “Uh- Paps.”
“Mhm?”
“Where’s Mochi?”
“Mochi?” Regulus hums, realizing he actually doesn’t know where their cat is, “I haven’t seen him in the house today.”
“Oh,” Harry makes, his brows drawing together.
Regulus’ chest tightens, “I’m sure he’ll be back by bedtime, pumpkin.”
The rest of the afternoon passes, the sun sets and Mochi still hasn’t shown.
Harry gets ready for bed worried but James makes up a bedtime story about adventure cats with supernatural powers and all’s well.
That is until it’s two days later and Mochi still hasn’t wound up yet.
Regulus gets actually concerned and quietly talks to James in bed at night about the possibility of Mochi having been hit by a car. James is optimistic though, gently stroking through his curls and kissing his forehead, reassuring Regulus that their cat will be back.
True to his fiancé’s word Mochi turns up just another day later. Safe and sound, no wounds or scratches and bonking his forehead against their legs like nothing was amiss.
Harry is ecstatic and Regulus sighs so heavy in relief he feels 10 pounds lighter—that is until Mochi keeps flitting back out into the garden, mewling loudly.
James and Harry go out into the yard to play on the trampoline, thinking their cat may just want some company out in the nice weather.
“I dunno, love,” James shakes his head, clambering down from the trampoline, “It sounds like something is bothering him. He keeps walking around, yelling at us.”
Regulus combs an errant strand of James’ hair back from his forehead, frowning slightly. He sighs, “It does seem like he wants something from us.”
Harry is still bouncing on the net, then he announces suddenly, “I think maybe he wants to show us something.”
James and Regulus exchange looks and then they help Harry put on his shoes again and start following behind a relentlessly meowing Mochi.
Their cat takes them out back towards the end line of their property to Monty’s old shed they don’t really use for anything.
Mochi squeezes right through a broken panel of wood inside, still meowing.
Regulus throws James a skeptical look but James just shrugs and rattles and yanks at the old door until it swings open.
That’s when Regulus hears it.
More meowing. Tiny, high mewling.
Baby kittens.
His eyes meet James in an instant as a small gasp elicits from Regulus’ throat, eyes widening in adoration and teeth digging in his lower lip, ridiculously excited.
James takes Harry up on his hip with a grin and nods Regulus to enter first.
With the help of the sunlight streaming in through the open door they find the little family in an instant.
The mom is a beautiful grey-ish tabby and there’s three little furballs attached to her stomach.
There’s one similar to Mochi with all black and white spots, another tiger striped one with an orangey undertone and then an entirely black one safe for one white spot around its ear that immediately has Regulus breaking out into coos.
Mochi runs around between Regulus’ legs all excited, screaming still, and he gently shushes their cat with head scratches. He bends down to say hello to the mom while James explains everything to Harry behind him.
It takes a few contemplative sniffs from mom before she takes a careful lick at Regulus’ finger. Mochi smells like them so Regulus is glad the mom realizes they’re family and not a threat.
Regulus beckons James and Harry over and pulls the latter between his spread knees, murmuring quietly, “These are Mochi’s babies, Harry, just like you are ours.”
Harry nods importantly, eyes fixated on the kittens.
“We have to introduce ourselves to the mom first though before we get to say Hello to the babies. Like this,” Regulus takes Harry’s hand in his and lets the female cat sniff him too.
Harry giggles when she licks him with her rough tongue and Regulus’ heart nearly bursts when she tilts her head into his little palm. James follows suit, stroking through Regulus’ curls with his other hand. It’s a marvelous moment shared between the three of them and Regulus desperately hopes that it’s going to stay a core memory in all their minds.
They run back to the house to get a pillowed basket and blankets for the mom and babies to transport back in. At the end of the day Regulus’ cheeks hurt from smiling so much.
Until James comes up behind him while brushing teeth, arms wrapped around his stomach and asks who they want to give two of the babies to.
Regulus thinks he must be clinically insane for the suggestion but he doesn’t say so just yet. He has to play his cards right here to get what he wants and what his little family clearly deserves despite whatever James may think for whatever obviously illogical reason.
So Regulus just shrugs and spits into the sink.
The next morning when Harry is already in kindergarden he grabs James on his way out to door to work.
He drapes himself all prettily against the door frame, purposly toying with the ring on James’ finger. “So,” he starts, “About the kittens.”
James already slips into a playfully skeptical expression, “What about them?”
Regulus clears his throat professionally, “After diplomatic discussions we found that there was no way for us not to keep them.”
“A-huh?”
Regulus huffs, “Yes.”
“Just between the two of you…” James prods, one brow raised.
“Yes.” Regulus’ expression is unwavering stone. He’s so standing his ground. Not budging. He’s a wall.
“All 3 of them?”
“They have names, to your information,” Regulus spits. Then adds in a more quiet voice, “Strawberry, Vanilla and Matcha.”
James only hums in return, but the corners of his lips are already curling with a badly concealed grin so Regulus knows they’ve as good as won.
“So,” he sucks his teeth, cocking his head and blinking up at his fiancé from under his lashes, “We’re gonna need a bigger car tree.”
James’ grin blooms full force and he rolls his eyes behind his glasses. Then he smacks Regulus’ ass so hard, Regulus makes a sound that sounds embarrassingly similar to the ones the kittens make.
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cressthebest · 23 days
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more jegulily headcanons cause i’m in love with them:
• lily and regulus like to paint together. though lily is more of an abstract and bright colors painter, and reg chooses realism and dramatic shadows and lighting.
• reg also fills his sketchbook with tons of graphite drawings of lily and james (and some are definitely nsfw)
• james will make chocolate covered strawberries for lily on any occasion and absolutely will not let people touch her food. james made it for her and it’s delicious! nobody else can have one!
• on the note of food- reg loves to be fed. like, on romantic dates, he’ll 10000% let people feed him directly. he loves it so much. he’s cheeky when james does it, and loves it. and when lily does it, he’s practically melting and all but begging her to do it again
• james and lily got tattoos of their lovers initials. regulus wears a necklace beneath his shirts with the initials. (reg passes out from needles)
• reg is always invited to girls night with lily because he has the best gossip and the girls all adore him
• though lily’s patronus is a doe, her animagus (became one the year after she graduated) is actually a maine coon cat.
• reg became an animagus in his sixth year.
• they all take the last name potter
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bleeding-hart · 2 months
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very fond of the idea that cat form regulus befriends James and deer form James befriends regulus and they both have no fucking clue I think that would be funny and adorable. Like they both know that the other is an animagus in animal form but they also like the anonymity of just having an animal who they don't know as a person to talk to, and they're both into each other but have no idea that they've even really spoken to the other. Regulus is like 'obviously this deer which is an elegant and proud creature is a slytherin or ravenclaw student. It's very clear actually' and James is like 'aww a cat, like mcgonagall!! That tracks for ravenclaw and hufflepuff, or even another gryffindor' and like eventually one of them while venting or just chatting to the others animal form mentions their crush and asks for advice and it's just like. Mind fucking blown
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maladaptivewriting · 3 months
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(my app died so i apologize if this sends twice)
🦈 but also— idk if this is already known, as i’m relatively new to the marauders fandom, but i recently discovered a bird called the goldcrest or (i kid u not) the regulus regulus. it is my new headcanon for reggie’s animagus form. not a black cat, not a black bear, not a black sparrow, no. he is a tiny round bird with a bright yellow head and eyes that glower murderously at you for daring to call him adorable—
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🦈 Which character is the toughest to write?
probably james. i relate to sirius and regulus a lot, i even relate to harry and remus to a certain extent, but being in james’s headspace is difficult for me.
ALSO yes i did know about this bird, its scientific name (regulus regulus) means petty king or petty prince. i actually discovered these birds when i was trying to name the golden king.
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my marauders headcannons <3
Remus Lupin
heterochromia. I don't care what the films say this man has two different coloured eyes tyvm. the left ones dark brown, nearly black, and the right is a light shade of amber.
DYSLEXIA !! my dyslexic little mate we can match. he absolutely adores reading but it takes him longer if he doesn't use a spell (ty to MsKingBean89 for the spell idea mon ami(e))
hEDS. me too king
cat lover. he absolutely adores cats and sirius gets SO jealous. I think he absolutely owned a cat at some point b4 he started teaching and he dotted on that cat
wears elastics on his wrists (specifically during hogwarts for sirius and lily, but kept wearing them after out of habit </3)
Sirius Black
hard of hearing. I think he probably lost it cos his mum hit his ears or screamed so often at him in close quarters. he'd definitely be vv resentful over it too cos now he's not able to listen to music much
audhd fr. this man was definitely neurodivergent but he must be just like me and be autistic and have adhd cos yh
he whined. loads. not like whinging but like genuinely high pitched whines when he was frightened or upset, kind of like Enid from Wednesday
adored kids but was terrified to have them because of how his mum was
this is gonna be controversial but idc. this man absolutely fancied Remus when he was shagging women, but at one point dated Marlene and Remus at the same time. it's ok tho cos Marlene was kissing Mary on the side
James Potter
vegetarian. refused to eat meat after he became an animagus because it felt cruel, but ESPECIALLY wouldn't eat deer jerky ("it's practically cannibalism, padfoot!")
mama's boy through and through !! this man LOVED his mummy. told her all about his friends and Lily
taught Sirius how to treat people and house elves better when they were first years. you can't tell me this man wasn't the reason sirius wanted to improve himself
he fought w sirius a lot. im sorry I love them both but brothers fight and like. even found family brothers. sirius is the most petty bitch you cannot tell me that James didn't get annoyed or frustrated with some of Sirius' habits and didn't begin arguments over them
so bad w kids until Harry. he was absolutely terrified of them, cos he never had interacted with them much before he had his own, my man Sucked at babysitting and frequently panicked whilst lily was pregnant because he was scared he'd be a bad parent
Peter Pettigrew
#1 James fan. my guy didn't go anywhere if James wasn't going to be there
become You Know because of his jealousy of James and Sirius' friendship
aroace fr. absolutely Disgusted w the amount of PDA by jily and wolfstar
tried to protect Harry for as long as he could w out being suspicious. he still loved James and Lily, and their son, and was just too scared to fight back at You Know Who once James and Lily were dead
a whole virgin, never even tried getting with anyone before he realised he was aroace
Lily Potter (Evans)
actually thought the Marauders were pretty funny but put on a face because of being friends with Snape
a whole pansexual queen
bought everyone in Gryffindor Christmas gifts, or if they were Jewish/Muslim/any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas she'd figure out when their holiday was and got them gifts
first person Remus came out to. and she accepted him immediately because she knows what it feels like to be an outcast
so autistic. her special interest was absolutely Jane Austen books I take no criticism <3
Regulus Black
hated his mum just as much as Sirius, but actively tried to conform because he was too scared to be hurt by her
was angry with Sirius for running away, even if he understood why Sirius did it, it still hurt him immensely. that was his older brother, the only one he could talk to, and when he left, it broke off the little bit of familial love he had left
in love w Barty Crouch Jr. I DO NOT CARE. platonic my aSS they were boyfriends, but they hid it very well. absolutely such a healthy couple before the war though. got together when they were 13 or 14 by accident, and stayed together until Reg died
actually really enjoyed being called Reg and Reggie, but pretended to hate it so he wouldn't be perceived as weak or soft by his mum
chess fucking champion
Marlene McKinnon
the flirtiest person you'll ever meet. flirted with everyone but was actually an aromantic lesbian
loved her family unconditionally, and constantly was going home on weekends to help her mum before she died of breast cancer
hated school, she was dyslexic and never told anyone so everyone just thought she was a dumb blonde
half Japanese, but her biological father left when she was a baby, so she wasn't really in tune with that part of her culture.
got bullied in primary school for being the "only dumb Asian"
Mary Macdonald
the most supportive person you'll ever meet
helped the younger POC in Gryffindor take care of their hair properly, and absolutely was like an older sister to all the young girls
not a mean bone her body
muggle born, but she grew up with a friend that had a wizard father so she knew about magic before Hogwarts
terrified of dogs, except for Padfoot, because of being bitten by one when she was in nursery
Dorcas Meadowes
a lesbiannnn. she was in love with Pandora, and they dated for a while before she decided she was done with the Wizarding World and cut contact with everyone
slytherin, but she was friends with everyone
loved Quidditch
oh she was a Pureblood but her parents died when she was young and she stayed with a squib aunt til hogwarts
took muggle studies and would hex any Slytherin who made fun of her for it
Pandora Lovegood (Lestrange)
a Lestrange until marriage
terrified of Narcissa and Bellatrix, but was one of the bridesmaids at Bellatrix's wedding
Ravenclaw, but best friends with Dorcas, Regulus, Barty, and Evan and was hardly if ever in her own common room
she ADORED muggle musicals
her and Dorcas met in a Care of Magical Creatures class in third year and immediately became best friends
Evan Rosier
really homophobic outwardly but was in the closet (for a HOT minute)
flirted with girls constantly
super protective over Pandora and Dorcas
had the worst penmanship and Regulus and Barty both refused to help him with homework because of it
managed to be the only Slytherin who sucked at potions
Barty Crouch Jr.
gay little lad with gay handwriting
LOVED cats. this man was the BIGGEST cat lover I do not care im right ur wrong. absolutely adored them
had a little sister who he was really protective over, she was in Hufflepuff and died during her 4th year which is what made him follow Regulus into joining up w the Death Eaters
daddy and mummy issues for days. bro never had a civil conversation w them
he absolutely beloathed Walburga and Orion Black when he found out what they did to Regulus, but obviously never said anything about it
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itsjaywalkers · 2 months
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Ok hear me out…. Regulus being ties to the bed while James eats him out to the point he’s shaking, sobbing, begging for relief from this sweet torture… only for James to flip him over and fuck him until he cums at least three more times
(I also imagine that reg would be wearing eyeliner and/or mascara so he has fucking tear tracks down his face from getting fucked too good)
(Also boxer James wearing an o ring collar while regulus rides him and pulls on his collar and calls him names and makes fun of him ((I may be slightly obsessed with mean dom regulus)))
I know this is different from my usual question based asks but I need to share my ideas with someone and I thought who better than my beloved Laurie
Since I am a man (me not being a man 💅) of habit I must still ask a question. I have both a kinky and non kinky question today.
Kinky: Who do you think would enjoy mirror sex more, James or regulus?
Non-Kinky: What kind of pets do you think your jeggys would own? And also what would their names be?
That is all I have for today
Looking forward to being blessed by your creativity,
Kink Nonnie
FUCKING LOVE THAT NONNIE banger scene . to me . and very accurate for them if u ask me, can absolutely go both ways bc i love it when they fuck each other into oblivion and the overstimulation turns painful <3
also !! the tear tracks are such a nice touch, most of my reggies aren't big on makeup but . a couple of them would wear some on special occasions SO THIS WORKS GREAT
AND HELL YESSSSS jeggy are pretty switchy when it comes to the dom/sub dynamics in the boxer au like . james usually doms obviously and it's definitely not as balanced as it is in oby, but reg doms him a few times and !! it's exactly like this <3 we love some humiliation and james even more so <333
U CAN ALWAYS SHARE UR IDEAS WITH ME DARLING ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE THIS FUN !!!
kinky: i feel like james would enjoy it more, even if they're both into it. i think reggie is more self-conscious, and he has issues accepting his own desires, so seeing them right in front of him and so explicitly would be . overwhelming . especially the first time . even if he'd very much like it
non-kinky: cats AND dogs. they'd start with a cat or two, bc reggie prefers them and james likes them too even tho he's more of a dog person, but he'd convince reg to get a dog at some point (the dog ends up favouring reggie actually and reggie fucking adores him). i don't know about names tho babe, mostly bc it would depend on which jegulus we're talking about </3
sending u lots and lots of kisses MWAH MWAH <333
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noahkahansversion · 2 years
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Regulus Black HCs
I’m a sad lesbian and he’s my favourite character at this point, so yknow, why not?
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-him and pandora were best friends, and he would’ve been luna’s godfather
-he truly did love sirius, just never knew how to deal with his brother. the night sirius left to live with james, sirius forced reg to stay in his room so their parents wouldn’t take it out on him
-he loved gray. it was his favourite colour
-his hair was never as long as sirius’s. he kept it around his chin, sirius kept his around his shoulders
-regulus could speak better french than anyone else in the family
-pandora and narcissa hardly knew each other, but they both went to regulus’s funeral and broke down together, having lost someone who mattered the most
-him and narcissa were very close for a while. she had an absolute breakdown when he died
-regulus loved flowers. any flowers. bright flowers, boring flowers, just anything, he thought they were so amazing
-regulus was always the perfect child, and despite everything his mom did, he really did care about his parents
-he was a death eater. when he was young, he shared his parents blood supremacist views, but that changed by the time he turned 17
-since he got the dark mark at 16, he was the youngest of his friends to get it. when he got it, bellatrix cheered and was so proud of him, he felt like he’d finally done something right
-regulus was a cat person. he adored cats, and always wanted a pet
-he loved black coffee, refused to have anything in it, however he loved green tea and refused to have anything with it
-would not sleep for three days and then would wonder why he couldn’t function for the next week
-would’ve been a hat stall if he wasn’t a pureblood with blood supremacist views. could’ve been a slytherin, ravenclaw, or gryffindor
-discovered the room of requirement by himself and used to go in there to read or so he could just be by himself in peace
-knew all about the marauders being animagi, and about remus being a werewolf. he just never cared enough to say anything
-he was extremely smart. excelled in potions and arithmancy
-also did surprisingly well in divination, even tho no one expected it
-actually had several hufflepuff friends, just never let his parents know
-he used to dream of inheriting 12 grimmauld place if his brother didn’t want it. he loved the place, absolutely adored it, and he thought of it belonging to sirius and cried
-when he died, he watched over sirius constantly. his spirit lingered around grimmauld place
-he used to go on adventures through the forbidden forest. no one ever said anything to him about it
-he was queer, no clue how to explain his sexuality
-him and peter actually got along well in hogwarts, but when peter died regulus screamed at him for betraying his brother and ruining everything
-regulus and marlene would’ve been excellent friends. neither of them had any clue what was going on in their lives or what they were doing, and it drew them together
That’s all for now! Maybe I’ll make more sometime <33
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witchdeluz · 1 year
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my harry potter queer (+neurodivergent) headcannons because ✨why tf not✨
harry: bi bi bi and loves quidditch players (this is basically canon) /he's autistic
ginny: bi masc kween
the bi4bi couple with kids we all adore
luna: bi nonbinary she/they/he (prob neuroqueer cuz she's autistic asf)
neville: masc emby he/they who likes girls/femme leaning ppl
they are in a relationship since 8th year
dean: bi but prefers seamus 🫶🏼
seamus: so fucking gay like 😭🙌🏼
dean's bi awakening was seamus
draco: you can't tell me he's not gay
things happened between he and Harry but it was unhealthy so they broke up and became besties.
astoria: aroace
married bc ✨lavander marriage with your best friend✨ and they wanted a child
pansy: bi, likes girls and blaise (straight femboy w bi wife energy)
hermione: trans girl idc /she has adhd
ron: bi trans boy idc
yes she who must not be named, ronmione is a t4t couple suck my plastic dick
sirius: androgynous bissexual, probably genderfluid or non-binary
remus: pretty much the gayest of the marauders era
wolfstar married illegally in the courtyard of the potter's house
james: bisexual and a simp for lily evans /he's got adhd hyperactive type but like REALLY hyperactive
dorcas: lesbian
marlene: lesbian but make it a bottom
they've been together since fifth year
regulus: gay trans boy
minerva: trans woman and a lesbian
poppy: lesbian
married with 8 cats
dumbledore: gay we all know but isn't he a little agender
fleur: trans woman (she thought ginny, hermione and molly were transphobic, then she learned about hermione and ron and realised they were just shitty with her because they didn't vibe)
charlie: obviously aroace (kind of canon actually)
tonks: genderqueer lesbian bc gender is a funny thing to play with as a shapeshifter and women are just 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 /they have autism but undiagnosed
narcissa: surprisingly i think she's a lesbian (but she's in het-comp)
scorpius: he's obviously a bi autistic guy
albus: gaaaaaaaaaaay
they were each other's first crushes 🫶🏼
teddy: genderfluid he/she biromantic ace /autistic just like his mom
james sirius: someone can't have this name without being queer asf (unlabeled tho)
that's it for now thanks for coming to my ted talk
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esorxy · 2 months
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"I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you"
says evan, but will teach him how to dance anyway because of peer pressure
- barty being jealous of evan and regulus getting cozy together, when theyre getting HIGH
- the amount of romantic tension every time they got slightly close. of course barty is all over evan, like who wouldn't be??? then evan freaking out every time, also who wouldnt???
- pandora's wedding was so picturesque beautiful, and then theyre building a house in that same place?1!?!? actually crying
- pandora's cat being named reggie the third, and i only realised when they were eloping. so that scene at the start where evan went to pandoras room i thought regulus was just casually sleeping on her windowsill lmfaoo
- barty and pandora being called an aesthetic couple, but evan and pandora are cousins with the same hair and skin tone GASP the author knew what they were doing
- barty is just like why work hard to earn money when i can just forge a legal document and rob a bank. honestly goals. meanwhile evan is like i work all night i work all day to pay the bills i have to pay
- marlene rocking up to a wedding and cursebreaking job in a band tshirt and jeans like whats up fuckers
- thanking the collective marauders fandom for the personalities they developed out of thin air for each character, and the FANCASTS, oH MY GOd. theyre all so pretty and look so good together, im throwing heart eyes
- all of the character descriptions matched my imagination so well. of course barty is taller and not too buff but still like kinda built, evan is shorter and regulus is just ... theres no other word except a twink (sorry). that scene where evan was like he could stop reg from dragging away him away because he is taller and bigger but regulus is stubborn af so he just goes along with him. and evan and regulus being all buddy buddy with their feelings oh theyre so adorable
- barty didnt need to sleep with all those people, he just wanted SOMEONE so he wasnt alone... *sobs* poor baby
evan at the start: youre gone, and i gotta stay high all the time, to keep you off my mind, ooooo
evan at the end: im in love, im in love, love in a hurricane
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deetealeaf · 2 months
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im so sorry Dee but i actually have been nursing a very interesting concept I would like for you to read
I know there is the wide concept of Regulus being an animagus, taking the form a cat. But I offer up another one.
A two headed lamb.
I don’t even hc him being an animagus tbh but if he had one it would be a two-headed lamb, not even a sheep a lamb. A baby. We all know he died around 17-18, very young considering how old wizards can get. Two-headed lambs, or basically any animals with two heads, don't last very long, the longest lamb with two heads died at 40 days.
There is also the term "sacrificial lamb" to note something that dies for the greater good, a sacrifice. This was basically what Regulus' death was:  "I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more."
So not only was he a child who died, but he was also dying for the greater good.
okay thats it, if i continue ill just end up doing a whole deep dive on his character as a whole while heavily projecting. But thank you for reading through this and I love youuuu you treasure of a human being and I hope you're having an amazing day <333333
mkay 2 things:
1- I ADORE YOUR BRAIN AND YOU NEVER EVER NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR SHARING HEADCANNONS OR THOUGHTS ABOUT CHARACTERS EVEN IF I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM I LOVE "LISTENING" TO YOUR THOUGHTSSS DONT APOLOGIZE RAHHH And pls go on a deep dive if you want i want to know more about things you like !!!!
2- i really like this idea tbh. Its deep its kinda dark its very you 🤭
Tbh i am very much a fluff and "they all lived happily ever after and noone was hurt and every one lived" kind of girlie, but you might make an angst enjoyer out of me yet😭
Its currently 2 am and i dont have enough brain power to properly express how all this makes me feel but ask me again tomorrow ill get back to u lolll
3- I LOVE YOUUUUU SM SM SM RAHHHHHHH i want to bite you nom nom nom
I should probably go to sleep teeheehee
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autisticempathydaemon · 11 months
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What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why?
High Enough by K Flay, because it's quite wordy and kinda fast, so when I don't stumble over words or get them wrong, it feels so good. Also, I just really enjoy listening to it.
What is your Enneagram type?
I just did the test because I had no idea. Apparently I'm a 5.
Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?
Yes and no. I love hearing people talking about things they're passionate about, but I have ADHD so it needs to hold my interest for an extended period of time, which isn't always easy. I quite like Jenny Nicholson's, except for the Star Wars ones.
Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.
I don't actually remember anything about them, only my mum telling me as an adult that they were twins, one boy and one girl.
What is your go-to way to fall asleep?
Curled up, listening to Adam being his sadistic, chaos gremlin self.
If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?)
Growing up, I read a book with a character named Starr and kind of wanted to change my name to that. These days, I can't say I love my name, but can't think of anything else I'd change it to.
What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?
Maybe Regulus's, especially the newest one (the thought of having somebody in my head and never having any space to myself kinda terrifies me, but I also like the idea, because hell yes, he could absolutely kick those intrusive thoughts to the curb. Also, the parts where he starts revealing his true feelings about stuff via the random "demonic" voice just does something to me).
Although the Adam storyline, especially Sadistic Vampire Kidnaps You (both for the sleep aid factor, and just general I really enjoy listening to it) will probably always be my absolute favourite.
What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.)
Sam. I think he's got so much love from Redacted fans that I'm almost burnt out from it. Also Milo, David and Vincent a little bit, for the same reason. I still listen to and enjoy their audios, but they'll never be my first choice to listen to, and it's very unlikely I'd relisten to them.
Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to.
Idk, I don't rewatch or reread things enough to learn the words to them. Maybe Buffy, because I was hardcore obsessed with it when I was younger, but nowhere near knowing all the words level.
Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?
My first thought was Hux, although I would totally date him, if we were in a universe where he was, y'know, real, and not dating Damian.
Maybe I should've said Asher. As much as I adore him, I don't really think about him in a romantic context.
Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)
Since I'm pretty much always alone, I have nobody to connect the dots on that. Maybe I should ask my cat, hahaha.
Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo.
I don't drive, and don't live within walking distance from one. If I did, it'd probably be something sweet, and a drink, preferably something frozen and/or bright blue
Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment.
My going to work musical playlist that I've compiled is all killer, no filler if that's what you meant.
What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?
Boyfriend asmr, and I mean traditional asmr, rather than the audio roleplays. I've been very single for a long time, to the point I don't even know if I could actually date, if (by some miracle) some weirdo did find me attractive.
And whatever else you think tells me about who you are!
I'm literally crying while typing this, and can't think of anything else. Sorry for the trauma dump, if I didn't want to know your answer so badly, I'd just delete and forget about it. 💙
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This one took me a second- I was really staring down the Redactedness brackets- but when I saw it, it dawned on me so clearly and so resplendently. Ollie would be so wonderfully perfect for you.
Little things first- I think y’all would have a good time together, because it seems like y’all would like each other and the same things. Like, I can absolutely see Ollie having had a Buffy phase at some point. (He had a crush on either Sarah Michelle Gellar, David Borneanaz, or both. Probably both.) He’d love the same video essays you do and would be more than okay with pausing it or speeding it up if the attention span isn’t spanning.
Big things second- I think Ollie would be so good for you? Your being a Five and what you said about Regulus makes me think the sweet, unempowered type is just what you need. No magic, no tragic backstory, no possibility of having your mind read or wiped- just a darling man who loves you, your cats, and Star Trek.
Song:
You know I wanna be your light/ In darkness, how you find me just in time/ To tell me what I needed to hear/ So if you don't know what you need/ You can leave it all to me/ I don't want you worried 'bout a thing/ I know you'd do the same for me
I love Ollie and the domestic, little ways he shows his love and support- he’s just a wholesome dude, and he’s a sleeper favorite of mine for that reason. This song fits in my head because it reminds me of his sweetness and how far he’s come and matured and how dependable and loving he’d be as a boyfriend and life partner for you.
Runner-Ups:
Aaron was a pretty close runner-up, because I loved the idea of pairing you with someone unempowered and stable. (Ollie, I liked more because of his energy and lighthearted nature; also Aaron also strikes me as a Five, and I don’t typically do same Type pairs.) Huxley, I also love because of his steady, sweet but jovial nature, but I really got stuck on someone unempowered for you by this point.
Note: I’m so sorry I made you cry and you like literally didn’t trauma dump at all you are so fine and good honey
Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌
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birlwrites · 1 year
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will hocruxes still be a thing in ttdl? and if so are regulus and his homies gon have to go find and destroy them all??? i’m imagining barty and evan camping in the woods like the golden trio did and it’s cracking me up honestly
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they will have to find and destroy the horcruxes but there will be absolutely minimal camping, because evan is prepared to do pretty much anything to avoid camping. he's never done it but he knows he hates it. a tent large enough for the main essentials of life (bed, shower, walk-in closet, candy drawer) improves the situation, but the fact remains that he'd be bored out of his skull after 3 straight days of no progress, and if you're camping on the horcrux hunt there is nothing else to do.
but also i'm envisioning barty and evan packing for their camping trip to find horcruxes and barty throwing spellbooks into one trunk and potions ingredients and equipment into another so they're Ready For Anything™ and evan installing an extra closet for his top 5 favorite broomsticks Just In Case, except for his very favorite which he's keeping at home where it's safe
evan rolling up to the tent on the morning they're supposed to leave: okay i got the last stuff i needed i'm ready to go
barty: do we actually need a potted plant and three bags of mini marshmallows--
evan: yes.
barty: is the plant useful at least
evan, in between handfuls of mini marshmallows: it brightens up the space
i can also see like. two months down the line. evan's persevering on the horcrux hunting front but he keeps dealing with his boredom by making illegal portkeys to go to diagon alley and find some new things for their tent. they now have six plants, two packed bookshelves, eighteen enchanted ceiling mobiles (one of them sang but evan got bored of this after ~15 minutes and ended that particular enchantment), a couch, an armchair, three area rugs, several landscape paintings, a full tea set, a bathtub, and a stained glass window. evan is considering getting a cat. or maybe a herd of peacocks like the malfoys have. or maybe a puppy--
if regulus is there, evan is at least less bored, and the horcrux hunt definitely goes faster, but regulus INDULGES evan's complaining about camping which means barty is in hell. fortunately for everyone, he tends to take his feelings out on death eaters, which means regulus's side is doing great, but evan should probably invest in an additional wing on the tent just for space purposes
and then if evan does get a cat, it will adore barty, which barty thinks is HILARIOUS
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come-along-pond · 1 year
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TEN FACTS ABOUT EVERY HP OC YOU HAVE GO
Are you ready for 80 facts??? NDKDKEKEK. EIGHTY.
Under the cut because good lord. Thank you for indulging me❤️. I may actually have another OC I want to introduce 😭
Universe 1:
Grace Marsh:
The sorting hat nearly put her in Ravenclaw
Her marauder nickname is ‘Felis’
Her Animagi is a grey tabby cat
The first friend she makes at Hogwarts is James
Marlene is her best female friend
Became the girls dorms pet as a cat and The Marauders tease her endlessly for it
She got pregnant a few months after leaving hogwarts
The first person she told about her pregnancy was Remus
bought Sirius a promise ring in seventh year
born March 1960
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Amelie Black:
Is actually amazing at non verbal magic (it’s the Black family vibes djdkke)
She becomes a transfiguration teacher at hogwarts
Her middle name is Marlene
Urged Harry to complete his 7th year with Hermione, and then to become to DADA teacher
Fell in love with Fred in her 4th year when he comforted her through her father’s escape from azkaban
She was born in May 1979
Runs away from the malfoy’s in the summer before her fifth year
destroys the black family tapestry after the war
Never felt close to her mother until she realised she was also pregnant at 19
is the best auntie to the next gen weasleys
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Flynn Early:
Muggle baby
Fell in love with Amelie the moment he saw her
Legit spent 5 months trying to figure out if any of the random men picking up the twins from primary school were dating Amelie (later found out it was their long list of uncles)
Became a massive Quidditch fan, Amelie takes him to one of Ginny’s games after she reveals the magical world to him and he is HYPED
When he and Amelie get married, he takes her surname
He’s irish!
He’s a teacher! He’s a trainee when he meets Amelie
Asked for George, Ginny and Harry’s permission to propose to Amelie (and the twins but they were like 7)
Once saw a picture of Sirius and went ‘God your dad was hot’
Went to Harry ‘Jesus Christ man you need therapy’
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Grace Weasley-Black:
She’s a ravenclaw!
Cried when she saw Fred’s portrait at Hogwarts
Is very much a mummy’s girl, although her relationship with Amelie is rocky at times
actually loves Flynn, thinks he’s the best step dad ever
Loves uncle Harry
Middle name is Minerva
She’s a Ravenclaw!
Is James Sirius’ bad influence
Older Twin
Is a tea person
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Ginevra Weasley-Black:
Her nickname is ‘Dora’ as her middle name is Nymphadora.
She’s a Gryffindor
Looks up to Ginny SO MUCH
Misses a father she never met because she KNOWS she would have been a daddy’s girl
Younger Twin
is a coffee person
Gets on with George SO well. This girl is a weasley through and through
teases Teddy about him being her god brother and god uncle dkdkkdkek
is the gryffindor team’s chaser
born on the 25th of Jan 1999
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Universe 2:
Freyja Trelawney:
Ravenclaw girlies unite ndjdjd
Her singular seer vision is of Harry dying in Deathly Hallows
In her 20s she starts doing tarot readings in the muggle world
She was always a little bit jealous of the golden trio, she wanted a friendship like that
Her and Luna are besties
Her aunt gives her pocket money in her hogwarts years
Her father took her mother’s name
Her fav season is Spring
She hates drawing, just can’t get the hang of it
Harry took her to a pottery class once and she adores it now
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Lucy Porter:
She was homeschooled
Her father’s a muggleborn
Her mother a pureblood
She comes from a family of hufflepuffs
her dad sent her to a primary school as a kid
She wanted to become a hairdresser when she was little
She identifies as queer
owns several pairs of heart shaped sunglasses
her fav colour is yellow
she hates hot chocolate
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Universe 3:
Violetta Black:
Cried when she heard the news that Sirius was a gryffindor, because she knew her family would never forgive him
used to sneak out of her room when she had nightmares and go to Sirius
This changes to Regulus in Hogwarts
James saw some Gryffindors giving her shit and absolutely demolished them. neither mentioned it ever again
Narcissa teaches her how to be a ‘lady’, how to lie and keep your personality in the face of powerful men
Sirius taught her how to do eyeliner
She cut her hair in fifth year after Regulus’s death, eventually letting it grow over the next 2 years.
Never believed Sirius betrayed The Potters
She was in her seventh year at Hogwarts when Sirius was arrested
Remus finds Sirius sobbing in Violetta’s room after her death, clinging on to a locket she wore, he never knew it held a portrait of him and Regulus as children until after she died.
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limetimo · 1 year
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My fics rated by how many times it says "Regulus" (per 100 words)
Invisible Ace 2.61 I didn't expect it to have a better ratio than Get Help but wow here we are. It's a really short Regulus-centric ficlet though
Rise and Shine, Cockerel 2.30 Frankly surprised by this one, didn't think it said "Regulus" all that many times
Get Help 2.23 Short and sweet and with Regulus' POV, makes sense
The Book Of Love 1.94 Frankly surprised this one, I expected it to be less filled with Regulus? Though it is about Regulus through James' eyes, so.
Bet You Thought You Saw The Last Of Me 1.76 Inferius Regulus my beloved. I'm fond of him
It would eat you like poison If you knew what I knew 1.76 I honestly forgot how good this one was. Also. The song is stuck in my head again. Does it get your blood boiling... Does it make you see red... do you wanna destroy it... does it get in your head... Literally the perfect song for Regulus realising what a lying bastard Voldemort is
Expert on Call 1.69 acutely cute, also expected less
I Do Not Accept This 1.51 Regulus and rat!Kreacher on an adventure ♥
Regulus Orange Is The New Black Cat 1.5 I had fun with the concept of Regulus being stuck as a cat animagus and becoming Crookshanks...
45 Decibels 1.36 I should write more of this. I love how soft Regulus is here. Cat years did him good. Somebody send prompts
Lord's Redemption (Friday 30, October 1981) 1.34 So much a n g s t in here but also I love the poetic language I managed to give it. Very Regulus centric
Regulus Didn't Die For This 1.29 This was fun to write. Regulus didn't die for Harry to enter the Triwizard Tournament with 0 safety precautions. Also Discord Death my beloved
I Pledge My Loyalty 1.25 Seems appropriate. I like what I did there ^^
Lily's Little Adventure 1.2 I looove Regulus interacting with children ajaksj. This was fun to write I want to write more
Heads of Houses, Head over Heels 1.17 Bartylus my beloved ♥
Somebody Call Out To Your Brother (he’s calling out your name) 1.08 No surprise here, that with the repetitions in the second half
The Unfroggivable Curse 0.93 ♥♥♥♥♥ I don't know why I expected there to be more of "Regulus" but I did. It took a detour to Snape and Lily and the Potters and the Lupins. Ofc there isn't that much of "Regulus". Still. My baby-cheeked baby
To Reach A Port We Must Set Sail 0.71 Stabby Regulus is stabby :D
Capymama 0.64 :D :D :D Yeah this was fun to write and came out pretty cute
Black Madness 0.62 I love it when my boy is allowed to go unhinged ♥
One Night Marriage 0.61 Yeah I guessed about that much, the Lily POV is probably why it ranks higher than Meet Ugly
Meet Ugly 0.5 The focus of the fic is pretty evenly divided between him and Lily so I'm not too surprised.
Sincerely, Your Favourite Cousin 0.4 I love them Black cousins ♥
Reginald Black 0.12 He's got amnesia, the name Reginald which he refers to himself as comes up... 1.4 times per 100 words.
Jealousy Jealousy 0.12 Yeah this one is more about Lily
Paint Me Anew 0.04 Kreacher calls him Regulus once. But like this is almost 3k of me picking wallpapers for Grimmauld Place :D
Everything Wrong With (Your Local Vigilante Punkband) 0.04 His name is there once and I think that was an accident actually lol. He's speaking to his muggle therapist
To Be Or Not To Be (Involved With A Vigilante Punk Band) 0 He is amnesiac talking to his therapist and his birth name doesn't even come up lol. I remember avoiding writing it, even. This one was fun I adore it.
Sinking Slowly 0 He's mentioned, but apparently not by name, huh. Oh. Sirius refers to him as "Reggie" three times, okay
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