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domminatrixz · 4 months
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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #90
Abraxas Malfoy (being an insufferable know-it-all): Actually, it’s not called champagne because it’s not from the French town of champagne. This is just sparkling wine—
Harry: Alright and by that logic you’re not a wanker because you’re not from the French town of Wanquer, so that makes you sparkling fuckwit.
Tom:
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Tom (to hissing to Harry): I can’t take you anywhere—
Harry (hissing back): It’s not a pussy because it’s not from the French town of Poosay, it’s just a sparkling cunt.
Harry (left) Tom (right):
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myst867 · 7 months
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triski73 · 19 days
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harry: what makes you think your life is worth more than mine?
draco: what makes you think your life is worth anything at all?
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nettedtangible · 9 months
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Harry @ Tim Riddle.
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movienerd22 · 3 days
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I can’t believe they didn’t put this absolutely amazing line in the hp movies
Harry: yes
Snape: yes, sir
Harry: there’s no need to call me “sir”professor
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stellahoi · 1 year
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idk why i found a picture with a similar pose on pinterest and i had to draw him
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startledstoat · 9 months
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Someone: well if it isn't the boy who lived twice
Harry's angsty ass probably: tbh I was kinda hoping I wouldn't the second time
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coldemergency · 2 years
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Tom: *Explaining anything that requires using intelligence*
Harry: With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
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sonoroquiescing · 7 months
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decided to bite the bullet and reread harry potter. i forgot how ridiculously high of a percentage of the words that harry speaks are straight sass. no wonder everyone keeps comparing him to james. he’s a cheeky cunt left and right
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domminatrixz · 4 months
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styxhuntress · 1 year
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agent-tempest · 1 year
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I just feel like Daniel had so much of Harry's sass in him, like the dude was dripping sass. They just didn't allow Daniel do use all that. He would have nailed the 'smashing Dumbledore's room' scene at the end of OotP. Also the 'You don't have to call me sir, Professor' or 'The news changed everyday' or 'I wonder what a difficult life would be like' or 'The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head in it. It might be sick' and so many more!
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Harry Potter Moodboard
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This whole thing actually revolved around the "don't call me kid" line from illicit affairs. Sorry about missing yesterday, I was sick. The bitch please just comes from my love of sassy harry.
Taglist: @too-many-fandoms-not-enough-time @just-a-cup-of-anxietea
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triski73 · 19 days
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Vodka. Straight? No gay.
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