#scorbus incorrect quotes

[cursedwithwords]

Scorpius: Where’s Queen Eleanor?

Albus: Baby jail.

Scorpius: What crime has she committed?!

Albus: Stole my sock.

Scorpius: Without a trial?! That's illegal! Free her!

Albus: No way, she'll just steal my other sock.

Scorpius: I'm calling the police!

Albus: Do it then.

This is who Albus put in baby jail, can you believe that????

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[strawberryscorp]

scorbus as things me and my bff have said to eachother (part 2? 3? im not even sure)

~~~ scorpius: *eating in the great hall w/ albus* al, your leg is literally on top of me. can you please move?

albus: sure. *sits on scorpius’s lap*

scorpius:

scorpius: *continues eating his breakfast like nothing happened* ~~~ albus: wow. that is one sexy suitcase.

scorpius: please dont call inanimate objects sexy.

albus: fine, i’ll call you sexy instead. hey, sexy.

scorpius: i hate you.

~~~ scorpius: *finishes 20 minute long rant about an entire book series*

albus: cool.

scorpius: you were listening, right?

albus: if im gonna he honest, no. youre very pretty when youre focused though. can i draw on your hand?

scorpius: *sigh* yes, go ahead.

albus: *proceeds to draw very realistic boobies on scorpius’s hands with a glittery gel pen*

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[missesmckinnon]

Regulus: I hate you.

James: You want me so bad.

Draco: I hate you.

Harry: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: Yay, besties!

Albus: :D

Scorpius:

Albus:

Scorpius:

Albus: You want me so bad.

Scorpius: I want you so bad.

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[evawritesstuff]

Albus: my plan is crazy

Scorpius: "our" plan

Albus: 💍♥️

Scorpius: 🥰

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[nubisecretplace]

*Albus and Scorpius dating*

Regulus and James in heaven: wait, this is a fucking play about us?

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[taurusmoonchild]

*Albus and Scorpius making out*

*Rose walks in*

Rose: Your ancestors are turning in their graves right now.

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[wolfstaranddrarrylover-aria]

Albus: stupid Malfoy with his stupid smile and his stupid face and his stupid funny jokes and his stupi- Harry: *groans loudly* Can. You. Please. Shut. Up. Ron: says you mate Harry: but-but I wasn’t that bad Ron: mhm sure you weren’t you just talked about him every single waking second, not that bad Harry: shut up Ron Ron:okie dokie Harry: I said SHUT UP Ron: Harry: but u wasn’t as bad as him, right Ron: Mate, you were 10 times worse

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[asymmetrycals]

Lily, whispering: Why are Albus and Scorpius sitting with their backs to each other?

Rose: They had a fight.

Lily: Then why are they holding hands?

Rose: They get sad when they fight.

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[phoenixstartedthefire]

Scorpius: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Albus, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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[brainzz]

Scorp: Hey handsome

Albus: Hey

Scorpius: What are you doing later today?

Albus: Homework and tears

Scorpius: Same then

#lmfao #this just happened between me and my friend #the difference is that we ain't actually in love #lmao whys my life so funny #it isn't #my anxiety got bad and i slept 5 hours 🙂🙂🙂 #my mum laghted at me for painting my nails pride themed #i don't think she meant bad #but my anxiety does sooo #anyway happy pride #now real tagging #scorbus #scorbus incorrecto quotes #harry potter #scorbus incorrect quotes #albus potter #Scorpius malfoy

[lupinswag]

Scorpius : *eats cinnamon rolls*

Albus : cannibal

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[mischievous-thunder]

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Scorpius: [to Albus] Whatever my ancestors did to yours, none of them consulted me!

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[evawritesstuff]

Albus: Scorpius is the most important person in my life

Scorpius: I am gonna marry him and together we'll live in our palace of love

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[skys-unused-main]

Albus: Scorpius, if I jumped off a train would you?

Scorpius: *nervously following Albus off the train* the problem with this question is that it’s usually posed as a hypothetical!

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[almaaz]

(At the scorbus wedding)

Harry, making a toast: There couldn’t be a prouder father-

Draco: Wanna fucking bet?

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