#seijoh meme team

[chiarrara]

Haikyuu!! Season 1 Be Like...✨💕🫶🏽

Date Tech | Seijoh | Karasuno

#haikyu!! #haikyuu #hq #seijoh #aoba johsai #karasuno vs seijoh #karasuno vs aoba johsai #haikyuu memes #anime memes #chiamemes #they way I'm cheering along for the wrong team the whole time I'm watching this show #haikyuu season 1

[silverflqmes]

໒⦂ 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. seijoh hcs if they were on the road together!

genre. crack

ft. tooru oikawa, issei matsukawa, takahiro hanamaki, hajime iwaizumi

gender neutral! reader. ( not rlly mentioned tho )

     ➫    𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔   𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨   ୨୧   ˎˊ˗

⌗ alright alright, he WANTED to drive.. but the vote went towards iwaizumi, and to double check they did rock paper scissors ( iwaizumi still won )

⌗ tooru was petty for the first thirty minutes, i mean it’s his car???

⌗ but eventually thought it was for the better! let him be on light duty while his subjects- i mean ahem, teammates, manage the car situation.

⌗ he does however, have control of the radio and has already plugged in his phone ( there goes one outlet ) to play spotify!

⌗ everyone complained at first but tooru’s music taste ate and left not crumbs because everyone was singing. even kyotani was nodding his head to some songs.

⌗ position wise, tooru is well, obviously in the passenger’s seat. what’s annoying is how far back he has his seat😐 and watari is like right behind him BUT SAYS NOTHING.

⌗ if the road trip is long, tooru however, will step in as a backup driver because poor poor iwa-chan gets so sleepy at night from having a NORMAL sleep schedule!! ( tooru doesn’t, this is why he has this job.. )

    ➫ 𝓜𝗔𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔   𝓘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜   ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ dude him and makki are ALL the way in the back in the makeshift seats in the trunk because they are menaces and were banned from being close to the front.

⌗ jokes on them, they can pull pranks from the back — like yk that thing where they pull the string and the headrest drops, yeah. he pulled it and makki pulled the other NUMEROUS TIMES. free the second and first years.

⌗ brought all the snacks and is gatekeeping them with whoever is closest to him ( makki, kyoken and kindaichi )

⌗ ROAD GAMES!! and songs or whatever ft his besti ( and totally not boyfriend ), makki

⌗ brings almost half his bedding with him to be comfortable where he’s sitting ( so real of you mattsun ) and if you’re not oikawa, he MIGHT share lol

⌗ honestly sleeps for a good bit of the ride, just feel like he would lol especially with the pillows and blankets.

⌗ reverse, some of the boys fall asleep on him bc he’s the tallest so there’s more of him to go around LMAO he’s just stuck between makki and kindaichi

    ➫ 𝓗𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗜   𝓣𝗔𝗞𝗔𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗢   ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ matsukawa’s second half✌️🤟🤙🤝🤞

⌗ yeah he’s in the very back too causing chaos yk the usual ( annoying the shit out of hajime and tooru because they are the real parents uncles of the team )

⌗ he brought a load of pastries tbh but the minute they ran out he got a little delulu and thought yahaba ( who sat in front of him ) was a cream puff, and was ready to pounce LMAO

⌗ mattsun held him back from doing so, thankfully — seijoh needed its back up setter, pinch and future captain in case iwaizumi finally lost his patience and put oikawa out of commission.. or because oikawa has to graduate and go be a girlboss in the big leagues!!! so hot of him- ahem anyway

⌗ dude him, kawa and mattsun are that one meme where they’re like “DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT, EVERYBODY, FEELING WARM AND BRIGHT” in the worst tone ever while iwa is just questioning his life choices

⌗ “are we there yet” every few minutes — iwaizumi literally pulls over at some point to get in the back seat and tape his mouth😭 bro was absolutely done oml

⌗ he brought a stack of cards only for them to be pokemon cards LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THAT WRONG- ( they played, anyway )

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ the driver ( mother ) lol

⌗ free iwaizumi he is tired and has a severe headache from these buffoons and he swears blood will be shed if SOMEBODY dares to ask AGAIN for another rest stop or if they’re there yet.

⌗ he’s got a stash of yellow red bull in a compartment for himself in case he needs to take the night shift on the road — tooru insists that no one drives but him ( unless iwa finally throws in the towel and he drives )

⌗ in terms of driving tho he’s pretty smooth, goes at a reasonable speed and is fairly calm in terms of IDIOTS on the road — but he has his moments occasionally where he gets annoyed

⌗ probably has the super specific thing he wants to see that convinced him to go on this road trip and see it through to the end ( it’s something godzilla related i bet )

⌗ usually likes to snack while he’s driving, helps keep him awake — but since he doesn’t wanna get the steering wheel dirty, he has cherries his mom pack him LMAO ( “share with the others!!” and he gatekeeps )

⌗ packed a volleyball in the trunk and portable beach volleyball set up

notes. i was gonna do all the boys originally but it became time consuming and well.. i ran out of ideas LMAO hope it was still decent<3

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[serveandblog]

no i actually love that classism is made present and obvious in haikyuu so much, like it’s made to fit so well as an important theme

the difference between the public, private and state schools is so obvious and, imo, well done (e.g. shiratorizawa vs seijoh vs karasuno)

furudate also hits on the urban/rural divide in terms of resources, security, educational standards, etc, and how that affects the tokyo teams compared with the miyagi ones, as well as others

it gets a really good balance between “ppl from lower income backgrounds can and do succeed”, and “ppl from privileged backgrounds have a far higher chance of success” and i love that

some of my favourite examples under the cut, in no particular order

kageyama and ushijima in general, and in their relationships with everyone honestly, but especially hinata and oikawa

“what have you been doing the last three years”

ushijima’s metaphor with plants growing in the best soil (in which the best soil is an elite public school) vs “i am hinata shōyō, from the concrete”

that line is so. fucking good.

karasuno’s vb team struggling to get access to the gym and daichi competing with other teams for facilities

the whole “you should have come to shiratorizawa” thing, especially ushijima and oikawa’s conversation after aoba johsai loses to karasuno (it’s really well done in the stageplay, i can’t find the link rn)

actually i feel like a lot of the fandom’s memes and jokes with ushijima stem from lines that are some of the most poignant examples of class dynamics

hinata cycling over a mountain to get to school

karasuno’s coaching team compared with the other ones, and the patchiness in having reliable teaching supervisors in the past

the timeskip jobs. shiratorizawa, nekoma and karasuno come to mind for me as schools that illustrate this really well.

also the difference in types of schools (e.g. dateko being a technical college) is really interesting when it comes to timeskip. actually, i feel like this’ll end up a whole extra post

the parallels and differences between tanaka, kyōtani and yamamoto

team records of making it to nationals, e.g. shiratorizawa dominating the miyagi prefecture

the roles of parents and the notable absences in many instances

‘the lucky ones’, i think is the chapter title translation - the one focusing on ushijima and sakusa post-timeskip - it’s a really good chapter

nekoma’s motto being ‘connect’ - it’s a key team value, but also highlights the privilege of being well-connected and living in the capital city. it also affects their timeskips, facilities, ability to hold training camps, etc

the everyone-knows-everyone vibe of the town karasuno is in. really hits the nail on the head.

tokyo having an extra team in nationals as the event sponsor slot (i forget exactly what they call it)

it doesn’t diminish the impressive abilities of the players who went to public schools (like sakusa, reon, etc) but also acknowledges the ways class privilege helped them to get where they ended up and i just think that’s a really good balance

oh yeah i live in the uk so in case there’s confusion, us public school = uk state school. public schools here are an extra elite type of private school (eg. eton, harrow, etc)

#me narrating this annoying ass blog like #hinata shoyō #kageyama tobio #ushijima wakatoshi #sakusa kiyoomi #tanaka ryūnosuke #haikyuu

[gatitties]

Problem

Manager Miniseries

─ Aoba Josai x fem!reader

─ Summary: Aoba's boys have a problem and you get their attention by trying to help your friend

─ Warnings: oikawa

0 > 1

It's not like a 'story' itself, so it won't have an ending as such, although there is some continuity in some chapters, it can be read separately, the numbering is just for convenience!

"Ahh, Iwa-chan that hurts!"

He took his hands to the affected area, caressing it to try to soothe the pain caused by the fist of his best friend who had an irritation mark on his forehead, he was tired of his captain's nonsense.

“Stop teasing Kentaro you piece of shit."

While the duo of friends continued arguing, two other third-year boys laughed as they commented on things they saw on their phones, apparently they were memes. Kentaro was gripping a volleyball too tightly, he was frowning, surely frustrated by Oikawa's words and not being able to beat the team's ace, he began to mercilessly hit the ball against the wall. The first years boys, well, Kunimi was sleeping lying on one of the benches while Kindaichi desperately tried to wake him up by making all sorts of strange sounds. Yahaba and Watari were practicing at the back of the court, watching as chaos succumbed to their beautiful team, surely they were praying that the punishment would not be too much when the coach returned from attending to his business.

The echo of the door resounded above all the commotion, everyone froze when they saw the terrifying smile of their coach, they didn't know what awaited them but surely from their teacher's face it was not good at all.

"We have to talk."

"Repeat to me why I have to go."

"Because it will be super cool! Besides, you didn't like sports or something?"

"No."

"Well, it doesn't matter, you have to come with me, please!"

She begged grabbing your forearms, shaking you from side to side, her insistence winning this time, letting a long, dramatic breath slide past your lips.

"Fine, fine, but only because I have nothing to do."

"You never have anything to do."

"Shut up."

The happiest girl squealed excitedly thinking of the thousands of ways to declare herself to her supposed crush. You two walked to the gym, you calmly with your hands in your pockets while yawned and the other in a messy bundle that tried to calm down by pressing the folds of her skirt.

"Why are you so nervous?"

"Why!? Haven't you heard what I've been telling you at recess?"

"Not much, you know I was concentrating on eating, priorities."

Your classmate sighed exhausted, explaining everything again but in a more summarized way, after a few minutes you found out that she wanted to declare herself with a beautiful and emotional love letter. Too typical. You arrived at the gym where the Seijoh men's volleyball team practiced, the surprise was seeing many girls sitting there, at least it was surprising for you.

'Since when have all these people been such fanatic?'

You sat next to another group who were whispering something about a cute boy, chocolates, and love.

'It's Valentine's Day and I haven't heard? Wait a second… did I feed the cat?! Mom is going to-'

A lot of high-pitched screams hit your eardrum being dragged off by a pack of what seemed to be crazy female fans. You looked for your friend to realize that she was among all the young women, exhausted, you left there waiting for the circle to dissipate so that you could return home with your classmate. You couldn't see it until a boy with strangely spiky hair brought out the man who was apparently being harassed by the previous group who now looked disillusioned, among them was your friend who was holding the letter tightly in front of her chest. You sighed heavily when you saw the girl's expression, you looked for a second at the letter and the boy who was dragged as if he were a scolded son, the other girls had already left practically disappointed.

"Bring me that."

You grabbed the letter from your friend without letting her react in time when you started walking in the opposite direction.

"N-don't wait n-"

You ignored her, you were already only a few steps away from the boy, when you were close enough you touched his shoulder to get his attention, although you not only caught his attention, but also all the people who were there due to the discussion of the men who was stopped by you.

"Hey, I'm so sorry but he's busy."

The spiky-haired boy seemed quite tired of these situations, he really should have been paid for having to put up with all these messes.

"Iwa-chan don't be mean, she's just a cute fan."

Iwaizumi clicked his tongue letting go of his captain, waiting to one side, holding back the urge to hit his 'beloved' captain's head again, he crossed his arms watching his friend smile falsely at you who remained by his side, looking silent interaction.

"What do you need darling?"

"This is stupid" you whispered, placing your fingers on the bridge of your nose "Here, it's from her."

You pointed to your friend who was walking clumsily over there with her face red as a tomato.

“I-I-I'm sorry, s-she usually very direct."

She gave a small curtsy to the jock duo, who looked at the newcomer in confusion while you yawned scratching the top of your head.

"Hey, I did you a favor."

"It was supposed to be a romantic scene!"

"Huh? That's stupid, besides, do you even know him enough to fall in love? He seems a bit of an idiot."

An arrow stuck into Oikawa's body while Iwaizumi enjoyed the moment, he didn't know you but he already liked you.

"O-Of course I do! He's nice I just know!"

She gasped moving her arms from side to side, exaggerating her point, you just rolled your eyes slightly pushing your friend away for leave the gym.

"I'll pretend I believe you just because I want to go home."

You walked away from her taking out your phone to answer some messages, leaving your friend in a mess next to her crush, after other apologies and bows, she ran after you to catch up with. The boys' volleyball team was silent for a few moments, watching as you two walked out the door remembering the talk they had earlier with their coach.

"We have to talk." most of them remained static "you are an excellent team on the court but the training sessions are beyond me, not to mention the constant problems you cause." they all looked at each other, sharing complicit glances "Until you find a manager who can put up with your nonsense and knows how to control you, I won't plan any practice matches again."

Silence reigned throughout the court and was not broken until people interested in the sport, or a certain popular boy, began to enter.

They had a problem.

#haikyuu #haikyuu xreader #aoba josai #aoba josai x reader #reader #fem reader #reader insert #Oikawa #Iwaizumi #haikyuu x manager reader #manager reader #manager miniseries #i love this team pls #oikawa is a warning yes

[whatisreggieshortfor]

Seijoh, Stranded, & Stressed

The bus breaks down so the team is stranded for the night. You are stressed. But someone is here to help.

Kindaichi x reader

You were blessed that Iwaizumi was Seijoh’s vice captain. He kept Oikawa under control, which helped your job more than the captain would ever admit, and it also saved you in times like this.

“Y/N-Chan! I made sure you get to room with me!”

You didn’t even try to reply as Iwa snapped at him, “Y/N doesn’t want to room with you, Shittykawa!”

“Wah- Iwa-Chan! You don’t know that!”

This was never supposed to be a part of the plan when you helped schedule the match. The bus wasn’t supposed to break down- even the third years couldn’t take the train home from the school sanctioned trip without supervision, and even though there were hours before it got actually dark no one’s parents could come get them. You weren’t supposed to be stuck in another prefecture for the night with a group of boys that needed a whole team of babysitters. You definitely were not supposed to be stuck overnight with your crush.

You could swear you felt a vein in you forehead about to burst as the two of them argued. Coach Irihata moved to step in, but you cut him off, “Okay, listen up! Yahaba, Iwa, I’m flipping a coin. One of you gets Oikawa, the other gets Kyotani. Iwa, call it.”

You flipped the coin as he shrugged, “Heads.”

“Tails, Yahaba gets choice. Watari, you get Makki. Mattsun, you’re with Kunimi. Kindaichi , you will be taking all of their phones from them at lights out and then rooming with me. Why all of their phones, I’m sure Watari at the very least wants to ask, and it’s because Kunimi needs sleep instead of doing whatever he does on his phone, Makki and Mattsun will spend all night looking at memes if we don’t stop them, and if you leave Watari’s phone he’ll cave and let Makki use it. Arguments??” Oikawa opened his mouth, but one look at your face as you heaved from the angry speech and his jaw was snapping closed faster than if Iwa had hit him with a ball. Coach Irihata nodded his head in satisfaction, not hiding his impressed expression at how quickly you resolved your own headache. Everyone seemed to acknowledge how thought out the plan was, except Kindaichi who looked like he was about to explode if his face got any redder- not that you noticed, too busy grabbing Oikawa by the ear after he tried to make his roommate carry his things for him.

It wasn’t until you managed to get all of them finally into the building, taking one last trip to the city bus that delivered your team to the hotel, that you realized your bag wasn’t there. “Son of a-“ You sighed, pressing your fingers in as you rubbed circles in your temples. You hadn’t even noticed it got left behind, too busy making sure none of the boys wandered off or trying to keep Iwa from killing Oikawa or Kyotani from attacking a pedestrian. You finally walked back inside, slumping into a lobby chair before heaving a sigh and digging into your manager bag and pulling out the training schedule, but that only lasted the two minutes it took before your already used up pen died. All your spares were stowed in the bag that still sat on the broken down bus. A silent growl escaped you as you threw it down, burying your face in your hands as the frustration bubbled. You were just a first year! There was only so much stress you could handle!

You were mentally making a pros and cons list of quitting- pros: more free time and less headaches, cons: possibly losing the friends you’d made and spending less time with- a presence taking the seat beside you cut the list off, and you blinked dazedly to see Kindaichi looking at you in concern, “You doing okay? You seem kind of…”

“Cranky?” You offered, a scowl covering your face- a person from any other team might’ve flinched back. But when you regularly spend time with an aggressive Kyotani, an angry Iwa, and a sleep deprived Kunimi, there’s probably not a lot that can startle you.

“I was going to say stressed,” he responded, his brows knitting together as he held up a hand.

A hand holding your pen.

“Keep it,” you grumbled, “It’s dead anyway.”

“Don’t you usually carry like seven?”

“Part six thousand of the stress. My bag was left on the bus.” You rubbed your hands over your face, having already accepted the fact that you would be without a change of clothes and your charger, but still annoyed with yourself for the oversight. You vaguely registered movement, looking to see him moving away from your seats to your mild- though elevated from your frustration- offense. Of course he walked away. He probably thought you were being stupid. It was kind of stupid. It had been your own fault after all.

Heaving a sigh, you force yourself back to your feet, determined to get some rest and reset your mood.

But first you have to check on your boys.

“Y/N-Chan, is there a gym nearby? I figure if we’re stuck we could still practice.”

“Absolutely not, Oikawa,” you rub at your head again, trying to fight off your growing headache, “None of you are to leave the hotel. Coach is grabbing food for dinner, everyone should head up to their rooms, start getting settled in. The replacement bus will be here early in the morning.”

“But Y/N-chaaaaan-“

“I said no!” You snapped quickly, “Go find Yahaba or Iwa- whichever one got stuck with you- and go to your damn room!”

Feeling a tap on your shoulder, you were ready to snap again, but stopped short when you saw Kindaichi, “What?”

He held up a bundle of clothes, looking as anxious as he always did around you, “I went to ask around since I didn’t have the stuff you needed. Some of the guys packed extra clothes, I think the shirt is Kyotani’s and the shorts are Kunimi’s. Watari said you could use his charger since you’ll have his phone tonight anyway, and Iwa and Yahaba both had some spares pens in their bags if you wanted to keep working.”

You felt like a weight had been lifted off of you, with such a simple gesture as Kindaichi asking around just to help you, you let out a sigh of relief, “I could honestly kiss you right now.” You both froze at your words, and unfortunately for you a certain setter happened to hear them.

“Oh~, is that why you always turn me down, Y/N-Chan?”

Without missing a beat, you turned back to Oikawa’s smirking face, “Yes. Now go to bed or I swear to god you will not be playing in the next match. I’ll convince Coach you need to rest your knee and tell him I heard you say the doctor ordered that you needed a break.”

You waited until he fled before glancing back at your fellow first year, “Look- I can swap with Kunimi tonight if you want? I know it’s weird that I put you with me, especially when I like you, and I don’t want you to think-“

“I’d like to room with you. I… well, I like you, too.” Kindaichi looked like his face could set him aflame any second, but you just nodded.

“Oh. Cool. Um. Should we go then?”

The next morning, getting up before the sun to get on the bus, it was clear Oikawa hadn’t kept the conversation to himself. Not when every member of the team was smirking at the two of you.

But you supposed you could ignore it. Especially as Kindaichi took the seat next to you and entwined your hands.

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[astronomicalfluffweek]

Fluff Week FAQ

General

Which characters/dynamics are you particularly interested in?

JJK – literally all common ones unless they’re illegal, particularly the first years & gojo (including all the variations - itafushi, platonic!itafushikugi, the gojo-megumi thing, the gojo-itadori thing, and of course, the much less explored megumi-nobara thing). No very-rare-pairs please, unless 100% platonic! I usually don’t like them. Also, bear in mind I may have to google characters if they come from Kyoto school because I literally forgot all their names.

HQ – I like most characters, but am especially fond of iwaoi and bokuaka (sakuatsu at a push). I love all team dynamics, with a special soft spot for the JNT and Seijoh. Again, no rare pairs please (even platonic, in this case) but I will know who most characters are!

TGCF: fengqing. I’m obsessed with fengqing. And hualian, of course. Basically Xianle trio + Hua Cheng and all their dynamics.

My favourite character is Hua Cheng, followed by Feng Xin, and then – you’ll hate me for this – Pei Ming. Please bear in mind that if you write about any niche characters from tgcf, or those that only appear later in the books, I will not know who they are :( He Xuan is about my limit for late-appearing characters, and he does not appear very late.

Do you mind which ships I use?

Not at all, as long as they aren't a major rarepair, or use characters I've never heard of. If you're not sure, don't be worried - you can always just ask! Either DM me or drop an ask in my inbox.

Are there any examples of found family you could suggest?

Yep! JJK is 100% found family, so there's no issue there - the school dynamic, gojo's dynamic with the students (particularly megumi), the first years' dynamic, the second years' dynamic, the teachers/adults dynamic...

HQ also has plenty of examples. Each team dynamic, duo dynamic, and mentor/mentee dynamic offers something new!

TGCF is a little harder. Nearly all the ships have an element of found family, but there's the Xianle trio and, if you want to get a bit ridiculous, the calamities can also be pretty funny if you wrangle them properly...

Fanfiction

Is reader insert ok?

I'd rather your not, but if you're only really comfortable with that, then go for it!

Is there a word count?

I'd like it to be over 1000 words, but I've yet to meet a writer who struggled with writing too little....

How would I post my work when the time comes?

Assuming you're posting on A03, please submit it to the Astronomical Fluff Week Collection (astronomical_fluff_week), and you can gift it to me if you like. More on this closer to the time!

Art

What kind of art are you looking for?

Any and all! You can do a comic, a drawing or painting, some silly doodles, a meme, anything!

How would I post my work when the time comes?

If you're posting on tumblr, please post with the tag #astronomical fluff week, and tag me in it! More on this closer to the time...

If you have further questions, my DMs or inbox are only a click away! Please only submit asks to @astronomicalfluffweek, but you can DM @astrowaffles or any sideblogs I have!

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[sea-of-ceareal]

Aoba Johsai/Seijoh × Manager! Female! Reader

Headcanons

Warnings: None?

Genre: Fluff

Well, here I am as a fairy Grandmother who grands you the wish of being Seijoh's manager :)

A.k.a the manager of some crackheads

It's pretty decent how you got to be their manager

So...one day you were going through the school while looking at your phone, typing a message to your mom saying you will be late because you are looking for a club.

Suddenly you bumped into someone

"Ugh, I'm so sorry...Clumsy me!"- You

"It's fine not your fault, I wasn't looking where I was going either-" A male with brown spiky hair and green eyes looked DOWN to you

"Uhm I'm (L/N) (Y/N) and again I'm sorry eh-?"-You questioned curious of who this very handsome male was

"Uhh Iwaizumi...Iwaizumi Haijime"- Iwaizumi answered

Iwaizumi was like -> 😳

You were like -> 😅

"Uhm, s-sorry if I ask but are you in a club yet" -iwaizumi then broke the silence

Uhhh nope"- you answered

Yep that's how you got to be their manager

But back to business 🕺

The team appreciates you so much

Like sooooo much💃

Matsukawa and Hanamakki aka the meme team always make you laugh.

You're in a bad mood ? They make you laugh at every single thing their doing.

They will make jokes like: Youre having a bad day princess? You're Knights in leather will help you!

Flirting on other level 🙂

They once got flustered because you laughed really cute 🥺

Oikawa is....uhm..Oikawa?

He always flirts with you and is like SUPER clingy.

"(Y/N)-CHANNN GIVE ME A HUGGGGGGGG"

Or

"(Y/N)- Chan my hand hurts can you hold it for me? "

'Super cheasy Pick-up lines have entered the chat'

Iwaizumi is the only person you trust with you're insecurities.

Is always the therapist of you

I'm gonna cry

The second years appreciate you and have respect of you

Even KYOUTANI! THE KYOUTANI!!

Kyoutani first thought you are super annoying, but once you scolded him, he was like- 😳🖐️

Kunimi absolutely adores you

Nothing more to say, because you let him sleep during practice sometimes

Kindaichi also absolutely loves you

He is also a comfort person of you

Like Iwaizumi: Therapist Kindaichi

Was also super nervous when he first saw you

But all in all they love you and if someone hurts their precious manager , THEY.WILL.COMMIT.ARSON

Hiiii 👋🏻 Hope you enjoyed it! This have been my first ever headcanons so please be aware of that😃

#haikyuu

[corvidsinatrenchcoat]

oikawa

listen

oikawa CANNOT play instruments. he’s an incredible setter with very good control. he’s agile and athletic and in tune with his body. spatial awareness is 10/10. but mans cannot figure out a piano to save his life. don’t even start on guitar or gods forbid saxophone.

that being said

mans can Sing. i don’t just mean he is able to carry a tune. i mean he could be a Singer quality of singing. he just doesn’t sing. he hums, but he doesn’t properly sing very often, which means very few people even know that he can sing. 

very few people being his parents and his sister and no one else. because oikawa doesn’t sing, especially where he thinks people he knows are going to hear him.

but Shenanigans happen as they are wont to do

and he ends up singing in front of Seijoh’s team

the meme team, who, obviously, are the source of the Shenanigan, make him sing a ballad - one that sounds utterly ridiculous when done poorly

and holy cats batman are they Stunned when he nails it on the first try with no warm-up

kindaichi and watari start crying

kunimi’s eyes go SO round

kyoutani shoves yahaba in front of him like a shield, for reasons yahaba is not entirely certain

the meme team had made bets on his singing. hanamaki lost. he thought oikawa would be Awful.

and iwaizumi is just Flabbergasted. i mean properly Gobsmacked. Astonished. all he can do is stare and listen as his best friend sings gorgeously, even as nervous and clearly bothered by their staring as he is.

the moment oikawa is done, iwaizumi just blurts out asking why oikawa plays volleyball when he sounds like that

oikawa just says i don’t like my voice

and seijoh Riots

#kindaichi has an existential crisis on the spot #kyoutani is Upset #iwaizumi throws volleyballs at the back of his head for the rest of the week #the meme team are unsurprised #haikyuu headcanons #oikawa tooru #seijoh

[amezure]

me everytime I see that fucking vine añdlskfjañldf 😂😂 

#my art #I know this makes no sense #but I wanted to draw the meme team #asdfjlafa #matsuhana #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #aobajousai #seijoh #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!! #anime #manga #oikawa tooru #Iwaizumi Hajime #iwaoi #Illustration #vine

[haikyuu-trash-can]

Being a Haikyuu fan hurts

#haikyuu #haikyuu memes #karasuno #seijoh #karasuno vs aoba johsai #aoba johsai #haikyuu teams #oc

[nissakii]

No-No Question

One does not simply ask which team is your favourite in Haikyuu, one just doesn’t ask that.

But it’s Seijoh, gomen Tsukki~

-Makii

#favourite team #haikyuu #hq #haikyu #anime #animes #volleyball #seijoh #aoba johsai #meme #memes

[neutinya]

Seijoh Unsolved™ [Installment 1]

I know I said I wouldn’t post here anymore but it’s Christmas.

[Do not repost.]

#Iwaizumi Hajime #oikawa tooru #oiiwa #iwaoi #matsuhana #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #Seijoh Unsolved #haikyu #haikyuu!! #meme team #seijoh #aoba jousai #I'll only post if it's a special occasion #haikyuu comic #haikyuu crack #seijoh third years #iwaoi week #oiiwa week

[haikyuu-incorrectly]

Hanamaki, in a blackout: Babe, it's so dark, I'm scared...

Mattsukawa: Don't worry, I've got this.

Matsukawa: *stomps light up sketchers*

#the meme team #seijoh #aobajousai #matsuhana #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu!! #haikyuu #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect hq quotes #source: tumblr

[anime-or-anigay]

Oikawa: Hey, guys!

Matsukawa: Hey, Captain, it’s good to see you.

Hanamaki: But if you’re here, then who’s guarding hell?

#how they love to tease oikawa #iwaizumi is there laughing in the background #’but iwa-chan #how could you let these bullies attack me like this’ #iwaizumi just laughs harder #the meme team #seijoh third years #oikawa tooru #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #iwaizumi hajime #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrect quotes #haikyuu #meme #haikyuu funny #source: brooklyn nine nine #text post

[nsfwsportsanimebabes]

Take me out Tuesday

Seijoh Tuesday has arrived again. Yessssss. My inspiration for writing along with the time to write is starting to light a fire under me. I've got ideas for requests and ideas for not requests whirling around in my brain. I just hope to be able to sit down and write them out soon!😬 hopefully I'll be able to start this trend again on thirsty Thursday since school Is out and I'll be off my other job around 3. Plenty of time to get some writing done🤗🤗

Anyways. Why am I still rambling? Today is about SEIJOH. Not Crow's rambles😅

Dynamic dream meme duo at your service todayyy

Look at Iwa snickering omg ahhh I love them so much. They are hilarious, amazing, the best, dream team. And they like to have fun. You can do one without the other, but to get the full effect the duo is better together🤗😍💕💕

~Admin Crow 💚

#Haikyuu Man of the Day #Hanamaki Takahiro #Matsukawa Issei #Take me out Tuesday #dynamic duo #dream meme team #i aspire to be like them #im not swag enough #but i do throw up peace signs like it's nobody's business #lolol #Seijoh Tuesdayyyy #Aoba Johsai #Haikyuu!!! #Admin Crow

[ronynz]

Haikyuu headcanons

Hanamaki

- Has 2 older and 2 younger sisters.

- Lets youngest sister practise make up on him.

- Math genius but cannot do Literature.

- Sleeps through anything and everything but will shoot out of bed if someone whispers “creampuff” in his ear or holds out a freshly baked cream puff.

- Sleeps through class and gets away with it.

- Zero hand-eye coordination outside of the court or when he games.

Matsukawa

- Environment must be perfectly dark and silent for him to sleep.

- Wakes up at the slightest sound/change in lighting.

- Slouches when he’s next to Iwa so Iwa won’t feel so short.

- Remembers the birthdays of every member of Seijoh Vball club.

- Gives the best gifts. That book Yahaba talked about? Yep. That shirt Oikawa showed interest in? Sure. That game Kunimi mentioned? Of course.

Kageyama

- Lactose intolerant but drinks milk anyway bc he likes it so much.

- Beat genetics. Both his parents are midgets.

- He’s more or less exactly in between Iwaoi’s height. What does this say? He’s their secret love child.

- Sleep talks about Iwaoi being the best senpai ever. This makes Suga sad.

- Japanese is his 4th language, after Korean, Chinese and Russian.

- Did ballet and played the violin as a child.

- Giggles when tired.

Sugawara

- Can play any song perfectly after hearing it once on both piano and violin.

- Stress cleans. His space is a paradise and it is a war zone.

- Cries when he hears Kageyama talk in his sleep.

- Always must have a mocha latte while studying.

- Plays a mean Kiss the Rain duet with Yaku.

- Figure skates like a pro. Did you know he landed a quad lutz just the other day?

- Closet Karasuno memelord.

Hinata

- Tops the school in Math and Science. Ironically.

- Unironically likes the song I Believe I Can Fly.

- Shows up every day of the month with a different pastel hoodie.

- Can do all sorts of gymnastic stunts.

- Competing with Kageyama, Yamaguchi and Tsuki for top spot in the school fitness test.

- Manages to skip uphill without tripping but trips on perfectly even ground.

- Matches Tsuki in saltiness secretly.

Yamaguchi

- Karasuno’s resident Doraemon. Who’s the guy you need to know when you got something you desperately need? What’s his name? YAMAGUCHI.

- Has at least 5 rubber bands on his wrist at any one time.

- Will shoot you with one of his endless rubberband supply if offended.

- Has perfect aim.

- Karasuno’s other megane.

- Submarine nerd. He has every submarine model from the 1900s to today.

- Language genius.

- Burn King.

Yaku

- Cold hands, cold heart.

- Would be a pinch server if his team had not needed a libero.

- Has a jump serve on par with Oikawa’s.

- Plays the cello really well.

- Makes sure Nekoma volleyball kids eat regular balanced meals. He somehow knows when someone doesn’t. He’s just omniscient like that.

- Kenma’s substitute parents/Kuroo’s partner in crime with a functional conscience.

- Swears in Russian when he’s so pissed he forgets Japanese. Mainly at Lev who pales because he knows exactly what it means.

#haikyuu headcanon #haikyuu!! #karasuno volleyball club #kageyama tobio #sugawara koushi #sugawara kōshi #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #yamaguchi tadashi #yaku morisuke #seijoh third years #seijoh #hinata shouyou #karasuno #meme team #nekoma #oikawa tōru #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios