One of the worst parts about Lucy’s bad case of Draculaitis--as if there were any better parts--has to be highlighted here.
The one thing that’s meant to be a respite for anyone, sick or healthy, the thinnest escape that is natural sleep, gets taken away and warped into an inescapable threat. Even if she isn’t able to lay the blame at its rightful owner, she’s picked up enough to know that this ailment seems to be circling her like a predator. Somehow, this sickness waits. It thinks. It makes itself worse the moment she lets her guard down enough to rest.
We’ve all been in bad shape before. The best part of our day in that condition is when we’re too unconscious to notice the pain. Imagine having even that much ruined because somehow, inexplicably, sleep has been turned into a weapon against you.
Don’t fall asleep. The sickness wants you to sleep. Sleep and you will wake up worse.
God.
For the hundredth time in this book, fuck you, Dracula.
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Nobody uplifts us like us.
Zawe Ashton on Tamron Hall
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EMDR sucks so good bro
At least Dinah said I did "very fine work" again
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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LOOK I JUST REALLY ENJOY THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK?? You can't tell me they wouldn't hang after their respective personal quests (spawn ending ofc)/emotional breakdowns over their own mortality
EDIT: I forgot to watermark these so now more than ever PLEASE don't repost
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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I need her to start killing actually she deserves it
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own
addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms
addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS
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Braum looks at Noelle, looks at the test results, looks back to Noelle... and then back to the test results. He blinks a few times and gives a small tilt to his head, before then tilting it the other way. He then begins to chuckle a bit before letting out a hearty laugh. "Well if such is true my friend, you be certainly knowing how to hide it well! Geh ha ha ha! Ah, but be not ashamed nor troubled by such! It is good and healthy to let it out if such a side is part of you. So long as you be doing what you doing behind closed doors, with no laws broken, and with the one whom you be wishing and they be willing too, you be getting the Braum Approval! Geh ha ha!" He'd then pat her back and smile again. "As for Braum, well, not taking such a test is bliss, and Braum enjoys his bliss! Be having good luck in such endeavors my friend! Stay safe and healthy though!" With that, the large man continued on his way, humming a jaunty little tune.
Noelle blinked as she felt Braum's hand on her shoulder and pat her back. While she was still deeply embarrassed, his kind words helped ground her and pull her out of her head.
"Y-you're right." She says with a bit of a nod. "Thank you, Mister Braum."
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things you do that makes him go crazy (mature content! 18+)
just finished a spicy book and idk what came over me, suddenly wrote this w a high ass adrenaline. and yes it’s not proofread :p
gojo satoru maintaining eye contact with him while making out drives this man to the brink of salvation. he goes insane because of it. your arms locked around his neck, pulling him impossibly closer as you press your lips to his. ‘if i didn’t know any better, i’d say you’re asking for more knowing i wouldn’t deny it sweet girl’
geto suguru ride! his! abs! he loves to watch you fall apart just by riding his abs. the sounds and sighs that leave your lips, your eyes hazy and filled with adoration just for him, your fingers aching to hold onto something, preferably his hands. ‘just like that angel girl- just like that. move those hips for me yeah?’
nanami kento *sensitive neck alert!* don’t say i didn’t warn you. the second he walks in through the main door, you’re ready to pounce on the man. your hands immediately tug at his tie, pulling him close enough to place heated kisses against his neck which has him melting and moaning. ‘fuck baby, been needing this all day..’
toji fushiguro acting like a brat pisses him off yet has his dick reaching for the sky. we all know the man loves to be in control and that’s the finishing line. but you decide to go and act all high and mighty? he wasn’t having it, although he must admit, it was cute. ‘okay princess fun times done, now start behaving and bend over f’me’ his hands reach down to give your ass a little squeeze.
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