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ewritesthangs · 4 years

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I really love your last corpse fic, it was really soft and comforting. For your next drabble, could your write something about playing video games with him?

Giggles filled the apartment as you squirmed. You were being tickled by your boyfriend, Corpse. He only smirked and continued on with his torture. Fingers tickling you, causing you to squeal.

"I give! Please!" He stops his torture and let's you regain your composure.

"I win. Means you play with me."

"Alright alright. I'll play a game. Just nothing thats gonna scare the piss out of me. Mark did that to me once and let me tell you he got a black eye from my head."

"Noted." He chuckles and kisses your forehead.

"Lips down here." He licks his lips before pressing a soft, supple kiss to your lips. He rubs your noses together.

"You make me happy."

"I love you, sappy dork."

"I love you more."

"Lets not rehash this argument." You giggle and sit up slowly.

"Lets playyyyy um hmmmm, among us?"

"Again?"

"Its so fun!"

"True. True. Okay. But I only have my phone."

"Come play as me, with me, while I'm playing with the guys."

"Okay." You shrug, agreeing. Wanting to be engulfed in his embrace for a few hours. You could never get enough of him in any way. Him holding you, singing to you, being with you. You guys walk together to his recording room. You waddle inside, waiting for him to sit so you could sit.

He opens his discord and the game. You hear Sean first. Then felix.

"Fucking hell he better not kill me first this time."

"I will. Don't you worry your little butt, Jack." Felix laughed out.

"Hey guys! Did you miss me?"

"Hey Y/N/N! Where is your-?"

"I'm playing with corpse. Im staying with him so he said I could play as him."

"Hey guys. Im here."

"Hes being kind enough to let me play a little as him. Hes gonna help me win." You giggle maliciously.

"I did not like that laugh." Sean says with a chuckle.

"Here we go, 2 imposters in one avi." Felix beams, sarcasm lacing his voice.

"Be happy youre graced with my presence." You smirk.

"Alright true." Sykkuno was always so nice.

Shhhhhhhh

Crewmate

2 imposters among us

You were running around, doing some tasks. You make Corpse do the card swipe so he got more practice. He gets it the first try. "Good job babe! I'm so proud!" You beams, sarcasm lacing your voice.

"Yeah I owned that shit. Watch out, I sus Toast."

"Dont you like always sus toast?" His hand lays atop yours while you are using the mouse. He helps you get the asteroids for thats always your hardest one to do. You don't get killed but Sean did and Sykkuno reports the body.

"I sus Corpse. They have been faking tasks." Felix says.

"Have not! We've been doing tasks all along. Im just bad at asteroids so Corpse here is helping me." You pout.

"I'm only joking Y/N. Calm down." He chuckles.

"Okay where is the body?"

"By the gas tank thing. Bottom left storage."

"Toast has been acting weird." Corpses voice booms through the mess of people talking. He stays silent for a moment.

"I've been doing card swipe."

"Hey thats my line." Corpse laughs out.

"But I was actually doing it. I was in admin. Charlie can vouch for me."

"Actually i dont remember seeing you but its possible." Greaseball states.

"Were voting toast!"

"No don't do it."

"Speedrun!"

"I'm going for blood." The familiar Irish accent cheers.

Toast was ejected .

You take your avi over to electrical where Charlie was. He alone. Then Sean comes in and does the lights. Once you finish your tasks you leave, but the doors are closed.

"Oh my God were gonna die! Charlie no!" You scream, in hopes that, telepathically you can get him to not kill you. He doesn't but a body was found and reported by Sean.

"Rae, care to explain what just happened?"

"Uh you killed poki."

"Uh no. You did. I saw it with mine own eyes."

"Guys he stabbed poki! I saw it happen!"

"Ummmmmm uh yeah I dont know who to believe. Corpsey?"

"Hmmm, I believe Sean. I saw Rae acting sus awhile ago."

"Yeah thats right!" Sean yells. Corpse pulls your hand towards Rae and votes for Rae to be booted off. So does everyone else.

Valkyrae was ejected.

Victory.

"I knew it!" You clap happily, wiggling in Corpses lap. He chuckles and kisses your head.

"You're too cute. I love you." You gasp.

"Wait, you do?" You feign innocence.

"Uh yeah? How could I not?"

You blush and turn to press a kiss to his lips. "Feelings mutual."

"They do know they're unmuted right?"

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#corpse husband imagine #corpse husband

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warmau · 3 years

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love languages x day6

*this post was commissioned | commissioner asked for something loving + warm.....so here is something overly cheesy indulgent and hopefully warm

sungjin

acts of service

doesn’t think twice about peeling all of the tangerines himself and sharing the halves with you without a word - just one slice for you, one slice for him

can’t leave you alone when you’re cooking or cleaning.

you tell him he’s busy from all of the bands schedules and he should just let you do it for once but a moment later

he’s standing beside you and chopping vegetables or he’s snatching the broom from you before you can even get started

you don’t complain too much though, he does look really cute in the kitchen apron

a man of little words he literally does all of this because he wants to say he loves and appreciates you but the words don’t come out easy like they might for other members

so when you’re alone and you tell him you love him you cant really get worked up over the fact that he barely mumbles something into your hair

because he’s shy about it - but he’s not shy about getting up first and bringing the cup of coffee to you in bed

people don’t give him as much credit as they should, which frustrates you, because sungjin is the kind of boyfriend and just the kind of friend who will bend over backwards for the people he cares for

from lugging all the instruments around, helping members with suitcases, or volunteering himself for the short end of the stick in bad situations

sometimes it gets so bad you have to put your hands on his face and steady him and be like sungjin, no. the boys can handle it without you.

and he’s like but im the leader-

and youre like shhhhhhhh before i kiss you so hard you cant breath for the next five minutes

and sungjin stares at you with those big brown eyes and hes kinda like well now im just gonna say something so you do tha-oH

you and him get like an hour alone before he has to leave on tour and it is supposed to be full of sweet words and i miss yous

and sungjin just comes in with a bag full of groceries and you’re like is that for your tour

and he’s like oh no this is some stuff that i noticed you needed from last time

and you’re like babe you’re leaving in like thirty minutes stop thinking about things to do for me

and he just looks at you and says; “i can’t stop, im always going to be thinking about what i can do for you.”

just another way of saying ill miss you and i love you suppose LOL

jae

words of affirmation

will never admit it out loud but if someone isn’t telling him he’s doing a good job. he will die.

and guess who gets that job? you - the second jae fell in love with you (and he do so very clumsily) you have been hired

jae does this kind of little look over his shoulder at you whenever he does something he thinks is cool or fun and you have dated for a while so immediately you’re like

“that was amazing come here” and he trots over with literal hearts spinning around his head (youngk gagging in the distance)

but if you miss the little beat then jae just looks like a puppy that got left out in the rain until you rush over to do damage control LOL

with work or anything like that it’s this sort of playful thing between you two

where you’re like jae you are the best at skateboarding. singing. playing guitar. all of it. and he’s like am i the best? really? and you’re like YES THE BEST

but the real affirmation he chases from you is the guarantee that you ........ love him

some people like to be close without words, some people can talk with their hands or gestures

but jae wants it said - and you are happy to oblige

kiss him all you want and not like he’s gonna not enjoy it but when you say something about how he makes you the happiest person on earth well some things are just better you know?

when you say this stuff to him while you’re ontop of him and jae just - eyes rolling back but let’s move on

when days are really bad or jae is not in a good mood everyone has learned that the cure for him is your voice

so sungjin calls you and even if jae tries to be like IM FINE sungjin puts you on speaker and is like “please cheer him up and be as gushy as possible in front of all of us”

you: “jae you know i adore you and you’re my pumpkin pie sweeti-”

jae skidding across the table to take you off speaker: “I WILL TALK TO THEM IN THE OTHER ROOM-”

he scurries out to listen to you coo to him privately and the rest of day6 is like waiting

and jae comes back, shining like a sunbeam until dowoon is like

“so pumpkin pie sweetie are you feeling ok?”

jae about to fling the phone at dowoon before sungjin is like HEY-

youngk

quality time

seems like a total homebody hermit who is like leave me be im ok living in solitude like a monk on a mountain

but the reality is that if he loves someone, and he loves you, if you two cant have that time together - he just feels wrong

like the gravity around everything else he is doing is just off centered

and everyone can tell because it is like a raincloud just starts following him around

and also - he gets very grumpy

jae teases him and is like awwwwwww do you miss your s/o are you getting all saaaaaaaad

and youngk is like shuttup no im not im fine

sungjin (who has a brain) is like no he’s literally going through withdrawal and then hits your number on the speed dial

he’s ok with group dates and being around the band and your other friends but there is really nothing like one on one intimacy to him

and that could literally be as innocent as sitting in the back of an empty bus, holding hands and sharing each other as pillows

to locking the bedroom door and falling over onto his sheets

tries to be slick about it though and texts you like “wanna come over?” and you’re like “oh ;)” and he’s like “........jae will be in the other room don’t lose your mind in the gutter”

but plot twist jae is not in the other room actually youngk has bribed everyone to be gone for an hour or two and you well

you pretend not to notice for your easily flustered boyfriends sake

gets the softest when you are alone ........ he puts up a front around others but if it is just you

running your fingers through his hair and listening to him sigh happily in your neck

that’s when the tender words like “i can’t live without you” come out

funnily enough he’ll say something so beautiful just for you to hear and when you kinda hear a similar sound lyric in day6s next album you’re like oh? was i inspiration?

youngk getting red down to his neck: NO?

wonpil begs you guys to do more PDA or something because he’s a sucker for love and sometimes he feels like you guys hold back

and youngk is like if you want to live another day-

jkjk

you just hold youngk’s hand and tell wonpil not to worry, once everyone is gone and it’s just you two, it is actually quite romantic

everyone is like we cant imagine youngk being sweet

but he really is, he cherishes you so much and he needs you to himself far away from the world and all its stress

what im saying is yes he seems like he’d be like leave me alone but like dont leave the room im in and actually just stay right here in his lap

wonpil

receiving gifts

and not in a materialistic kind of way but in a “im always thinking about you” way

there is no feeling like seeing wonpil after a long time and the first thing you do after running into his arms is going “i got you something while you were away!”

and as nice as big, expensive, frilly gifts on holidays are - what wonpil really loves the most is when you drop something in his hands and tell him you noticed he needed it

“oh, i remember you said you didn’t have anymore bandaids at the studio” “you should take sunscreen with you - here i got you some” “you’ve had that old jacket for so long, let’s go get you a new one for the winter.”

everytime you say something so casually to him, it just makes the inside of his heart burst because

you are always listening to him, observing him, thinking about his needs

and if that’s not love then. well.

you staring at a bunch of tickets and receipts in a box in wonpils room: what is this.........

wonpil: it’s from all our dates! they’re the gifts of the good memories!

you trying not to cry because he’s the cutest person on earth: o-oh

lmao jae will sometimes have to stop wonpil if they’re packing for a tour because wonpil could fit a suitcase full of stuff you’ve either given him or he got with you like

wonpil: im taking the blender. me and my love bought it at ikea three months ago

jae: im sure the hotels will have blenders...........

he attributes sentimental value to anything you touch really and wonpil can be overwhelming in all aspects of love

he likes touching you, he likes giving you uplifting words, he likes doing things for and he of course wants to spend every second with you

but something about having things that are shared

or just his because you gave it to him ............ another level

but don’t be fooled. he showers you in twice as much because he wants you to feel that same thing he feels everytime

dowoon

physical touch

hand is on you. on your shoulder. on your waist. on the top of your head if need be.

he will try to inch down from your waist when he thinks no one is looking before sungjin is grabbing him by the ear like boy - i taught you better

you: it’s fine i dont mind

dowoon: *:P intensifies*

but really he is like an overactive puppy when it comes to you because wow you are tangible and you love him and he loves you why cant he touch you every. second. of. the. day.

the funny thing is when you first started dating it was nothing like this - dowoon can be shyer than most and so it took him close to two weeks to gather the courage to hold your hand first

but now that it is comfortable and established it’s like he cannot live without it

kisses? gotta have them, before the set. after the set. when you wake up together in the morning. before you go to sleep.

you pushing his face away like you have morning breath and he’s like i will kiss you if my life depends on it

you also have noticed that if you are in a situation together where touching would be super inappropriate or something

dowoon will find a way to make contact. he will either play with the fabric of something you’re wearing or he’ll bump your hands together when you reach for something

part of you assumes he’s just being cheeky, but the reality is that touching for dowoon does so more than any words or gifts or anything

because you cannot lie through a touch - he either feels your warmth or he doesn’t

and when he doesn’t, life just sucks plain and simple

youngk: “jesus you’re on each other like a bad rash”

jae: “you sound jealous”

dowoon and you: “true youngk you do sound jealous.”

youngk grumbling: “young people....................”

there probably hasn’t ever been a moment where you’re ordering something at a fastfood place and dowoon is like order for me too and youre like do it yourself and hes like im busy and youre like busy doing what and hes hugging you from behind and hes like idk im busy holding my entire world now can you tell them i dont want pickles

#day6 scenarios #day6 au #day6 #jae au #youngk au #dowoon au #wonpil au #sungjin au #writing commissions

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itbe-jess · 3 years

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Maslophobia: Chapter 8

Captured recorded audio of Karl Rodriguez having phone conversations with the formal Paradise Critter performers before their disappearances, including Karl’s himself.

Stevie: Yes?

Karl: STEVEN! How you do, how you do?

Stevie: Okay, who the hell is this?

Karl: What, you don't remember your old work buddy, Karl Rodriguez? Of Karl's Paradise?

Stevie: Oh, you. Just to state one fact: We aren't buddies. We just did work. The only time you've ever treated me like a friend was when I wore the freakin' dog costume. Second of all, what do you want?

Karl: Well, the REAL question is, what do YOU want?

Stevie: What do I want, what?

Karl: With your life, I mean. Have you ever considered getting into acting again? I just had the thought you were a man who looked into a brighter future.

Stevie: Well, I've been putting a lot of thought into it, continuing showbiz. What I want is more than just to hide my face behind some puppet costume. I wanna act. I also wanna write, and create.

Karl: That's interesting!

Stevie: But what I really wanna do is direct.

Karl: Oh! A little showbiz humor there!

Stevie: [*Chuckles*] Yeah. Say, Karl, I have another question.

Karl: Shoot.

Stevie: Why the fuck are you poking into my business like this?

Karl: Well, bet you haven't noticed, but I'm still doing work at Tam Studios!

Stevie: Great. How about telling me something I should care about?

Karl: No no no no, you don't understand, Stevie. I wanna help you pave your career way!

Stevie: What?

Karl: Help you find a new line of work! Tam is beginning the productions of an upcoming crime drama!

Stevie: Keep talking.

Karl: They're cast-calling for a slender, Caucasian man in his 20s, with flexible movement. I convinced them to put you up in that position, cuz I saw deep through those doggy eyes that you had potential. And it wasn't one of those non-speaking, background roles. No sir, this is supporting character we're talking.

Stevie: That's great! Hard to believe I've gone to a great start just by wearing a dog suit while somebody else dubbed over my lines! And if this role peaks, I could probably land myself in another rol- Hold it, hold it. Why do all this for me?

Karl: Well, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. You have always been my favorite, Steven. The others did a fantastic job, but you knew how to bring life into a character.

Stevie: I am, aren't I? Well, I do hold a few charms, here and there. Knew they'd come into full effect soon.

Karl: So, do you take the job?

Stevie: Hell yeah I want the job! And I'd like to thank you for it!

Karl: No need for that! Just doing a favor for my favorite performer! Come over to my place for your script, and I'll explain the details to you over coffee.

Stevie: Make mine extra dark.

Karl: With pleasure!

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Karl: Hello, hello?

Debbie: Hello, who is- Karl? Karl, is that you?

Karl: In the flesh! But as of right now, in the voice. And while you're still listening to it, Happy Birthday!

Debbie: Awwwww, that's awfully generous. But my birthday isn't until two more days.

Karl: It is? Ooooooh, damn.

Debbie: What is it?

Karl: Seems I've over looked the calender. At least I didn't miss it yet.

Debbie: And it's a good thing you remembered what month it was, too.

Karl: Yeah. Still pretty embarrassing. I even got you a gift.

Debbie: You got me a gift?! Karl, that makes me... ...pleased as punch! Though you really didn't have to go through the troubl-

Karl: Oh no no no, I felt like it, since you are my favorite.

Debbie: Really? I didn't know that! I mean, the most you've ever talked to me was when I was Vinnie Van Goose, with the head on and all.

Karl: Well, the others are special, but if they knew you were my favorite, they would feel less important. You really knew how to bring life into a character more than they did.

Debbie: Oh wow. Though I feel bad for being the favorite. The others worked so hard.

Karl: What they don't know, won't hurt 'em! It's okay! Now, why don't you come over to my place and you can collect your gift? You can either take it to go, or eat it here.

Debbie: "Eat it?"

Karl: Hope you brought your sweet tooth.

Debbie: Oooooh la la, zat sounds deleecious, vahtre ahltesse. [*Chuckles*]

Karl: [*Chuckles back*]

Debbie: That was a really bad impression of the character I played.

Karl: I thought it was decent. So, you coming to get your gift, or what?

Debbie: Hell yeah, I'm going to get it! On one condition, though.

Karl: Hmm?

Debbie: Don't eat it all before I get there. [*Giggles*]

Karl: That's a promise I'm willing to keep! Don't worry! I won't even dip my finger into the frosting!

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Scott: Who is it?

Karl: That can only mean one thing: Do you recognize my voice?

Scott: K-Karl? Karl! Oh, Karl, you happy-go-lucky son of a bitch! [*Laughs*]

Karl: What, were you expecting someone else?

Scott: Ehhhh, either Mom, or someone I owe money to. [*Laughs*]

Karl: [*Laughs as well*]

Scott: You can't be my mother, sooooooo are you calling me up to pay some acting penalty fee?

Karl: There's just no end to your wisecracks, huh Scotty? Don't be ridiculous. You worked for me, so I'm the one who should be giving you money! Speaking of which, did I ever tell you that you were my favorite?

Scott: I am?

Karl: Sure! None of the other performers knew how to bring life into a character more than you!

Scott: Really? Well, to be honest, I didn't think there was anything special about my character.

Karl: You didn't think-- Look, Scott, he was one of my favorite Critters. When I was designing him, I put a little bit of myself into this character's traits. And to have a person make him animated was a happy experience.

Scott: Wow, Karl. That's...

Karl: Trouble finding the right word?

Scott: Yeah. Kinda. Just feels really neat to be appreciated. Even at a simple task.

Karl: Say no more, my friend! All you have to do is accept your award! No speech please.

Scott: Award? Okay, Karl, this is a little bit much.

Karl: Not really much. Just a bonus check.

Scott: Bonus check? I-I really can't accept this, Karl.

Karl: Please, I insist. You were my favorite Critter, and I wanna show my thanks for such effort you gave.

Scott: I'm not currently having any financial crisis, and I can't take money from you after how nice you've been. Couldn't you thank me in another way? Like, lunch, or dinner-

Karl: Actually, I'd be more than happy if you joined me for this afternoon's brunch, and we can catch up on times. Tomorrow. At my place.

Scott: If that will make you happy, I'll be there.

Karl: Delightful! I'll make sure brunch is still warm when you get here!

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Drew: Hello?

Karl: Drewwwww! Long time no see!

Drew: KARL! [*Sighs*] Thank God, you're the one to call!

Karl: Gosh, I really wasn't expecting that kind of reaction. You miss the show, too?

Drew: Well, no. Not that it was a bad show, or I hated doing the job! I mean, I loved playing Saxxo!

Karl: Well, Saxxo was my favorite! In fact, so were you! Nobody could bring so much life int-

Drew: Okay thanks I appreciate it Karl! Say, you wouldn't happen to know any positions opened at Tam, do you?

Karl: Tam is currently not looking for any actors at the moment.

Drew: Shhhhhhhh-shit!

Karl: Is everything alright?

Drew: Of course not. Rent's rising, and I have three more days until me and my wife lose the apartment! I just got to find a new job and pay off the rent! Need the money fast! I-I'll do anything!

Karl: Oh my. A debt situation. Does Mary know about it?

Drew: No. And I can't let her know.

Karl: Have you been gambling again?

Drew: [*Awkward silence, then takes a deep breath*] All I ever wanted to do was to treat her to the best romantic getaway in her young life! She thinks I don't pay more attention to her, and I've been less ardent ever since we got married. I love her so much, I really do. I felt like words aren't enough to express how much she means to me, so I thought, perhaps I could show her in another manner! Just wanted to earn a little extra cash, and look what a fine mess I've gotten us into! First it will be our place, next my fucking marriage! You're my only hope, Karl!

Karl: You have my sympathy, old friend. Believe it or not, when I was young, I used to do a bunch of crazy stuff to impress a girl. It's surprising how love can make anyone do anything. Tell you what: I'll give you this check for 100 grand. That way you can both pay off the rent, and give your woman the best dinner, plus a gift.

Drew: Gee. 100,000 dollars. That's a lot of lettuce.

Karl: I was gonna give you this anyways. It's my "Congratulations" gift for all your hard effort at Tam.

Drew: Thank you, Karl! God bless you! I swear I'll pay you back somehow!

Karl: You can pay me back now. ...at my place for some coffee, and we can catch up on our times. Always wanted to have a full conversation with my favorite Critter star.

Drew: Alright, I'll be there. Just as long as we're not getting a little too touchy. What time?

Karl: You can be here right now, if you like.

Drew: I'll go get the car keys!

Karl: Take it slow, Drew. You only live once.

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Karl: Howdy-do! Nice to hear from you!

Beatrice: Oh hey, Karl! Haven't heard from you since the show's cancellation. Which, by the way, I'm sorry for your loss.

Karl: Heyyyyyyy, no need for pitty. I'm over that now. I've become grateful that they continued to let me work at Tam Studios. Oh, and how far are you due now?

Beatrice: 3 months and 15 days. I made sure to keep track.

Karl: That's wonderful! You know, if Karl's Paradise ran a little longer, you could definitely hide your pregnancy with all that space in your costume.

Beatrice: That's true, though I don't think my doctor would recommend it. The suit is so hot, it's like a walking sauna. Whew! I get all sweaty just thinking of it.

Karl: A hun in the oven with a bun in its oven. That's one for the books. Listen, I've been thinking of you lately.

Beatrice: You know I'm married, Karl.

Karl: No no no no, not like that! I meant thinking about how good of a job you did playing Yum-Yum. You made her feel so warm, and loving. I knew during that one audition, you were her. You surely brought life into that character.

Beatrice: Okay, thanks, but doesn't her voice actress deserve some credit, too?

Karl: Shanna was spectacular, but I don't think she could take on such a physical role. How you handled Yum-Yum was what made you my favorite.

Beatrice: Me? Your favorite? Hah hah, I didn't know you thought that way of me. Though, you always appeared enthusiastic whenever I was in full costume.

Karl: That's how much you thrilled me! Seeing Yum-Yum become animated was a sensation to behold! We show creators take great pride in our works, you know.

Beatrice: Interesting. Well, see you next time, Karl.

Karl: Woah woah, wait! Take these words to mind before you hang up! Please?

Beatrice: Guess I can stay on hold for a little longer.

Karl: Great! Like I said before, I've been thinking of you lately. I know I didn't show much excitement when you first openly confessed about the baby. My favorite deserves better. So, I went out of my way to get the little tot a gift!

Beatrice: A gift? Aww, Karl, you shouldn't have. It's a little too early to start receiving gifts.

Karl: Oh, I insist! Besides, in three days, I'm off on a little business trip, and won't be back in a couple of months. So, I thought of giving you the gift now!

Beatrice: Oh, that's nice! Are you gonna drop it off here?

Karl: No, frankly, I don't know where your location is. I was wondering if you could come by my place and pick it up. You still have the address I gave you and the other performers, right?

Beatrice: Yeah, but... I'm not sure if I wanna go. I've never been to your place before, and I find it weird to come over to another house just to pick up a measely present.

Karl: C'mon, Beatrice. I'm no stranger to you. Besides, I just baked cookies.

Beatrice: Cookies?

Karl: Your favorite. Chocolate chip, soft, and with ooey melty chocolatey goodness.

Beatrice: [*Short silence*] Okay, you win! That's an offer I can't refuse! I'll just have a quick trip, grab a couple of cookies, take the present, and leave!

Karl: Atta girl! I'll get a doggy bag ready!

Beatrice: Don't try to make a pass at me!

Karl: Wouldn't dream of it, Yum-Yum.

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Clifton: Karl, what the hell is this?

Karl: Cliff! I see you got my message!

Clifton: Yes, and whatever it is, I want no part of it.

Karl: Jesus, why the bitterness?

Clifton: Not only did the Karl's Paradise experience left me humiliated, but it also hurt me seeing my daughter get terrified of a character I played. The show gave her nightmares twice!

Karl: Ooooh, I'm sorry to hear that. But if it makes you feel better, this isn't about the show. It's about a whole new start.

Clifton: Baby, n-not now. Please. Daddy over here busy.

Karl: Pardon?

Clifton: Oh, I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to Beth. You know, my daughter? And what is this "whole new start?"

Karl: I'd like to propose a new proposition. It pays more than your previous gig.

Clifton: "Pays more." Is it another acting pursuit?

Karl: Why yes! Tam is starting the production of a new crime drama, and they're cast-calling for a black-American male, with a tone body, and flexible movement.

Clifton: They're looking for a black man in a program about crimes? Pfftt, I certainly don't like the sound of that.

Karl: Oh no, it's not what you think! I mean they want someone to play one of the lead heroes! I talked to them about giving it to you. Don't you wanna take a step further into your acting goal?

Clifton: Well... Yeah, and it all sounds really great! But I don't think I'm ready to hit that road yet.

Karl: Huh?

Clifton: Well, the crime drama thing seems a little bit... How should I put it? ...complex. Right now, my acting experience is limited. All I did on Karl's Paradise was put on a suit, move around, and grab things. I didn't even get to speak my own voice. Literally. I think I should take it slow for the time being. Tell them I'm gonna have to pass up.

Karl: C'mon, Cliff! Never say die unless you try! This job will mark the beginning of your big break!

Clifton: I don't know-

Karl: With all that money, you could provide your family all what they deserve! You've always talked about how they mean the world to you! Your wife will always be happy, your mother will live more healthy, and your daughter could be enrolled with the best educational systems! You could even buy a bigger house! If you feel you're not ready, we could have training lessons over at my place! I even got a copy of the script!

Clifton: Why does it matter so much to you whether I get the role or not?

Karl: I kept this between myself and I for very long, and I think I ought to let it out now: You have always been my favorite, Cliff. The character, in which you portrayed, was very important to me. When I first designed that character, I projected some of my attributes onto him. Then, you had put on the suit and made him animated. I knew you'd be the one. He was exactly how I pictured him in my head.

Clifton: Well, I would admit I did do a good job, but I wouldn't call it a stellar performance.

Karl: Don't beat on yourself, Cliff! In my opinion, it WAS a stellar performance! And dare I add, you are a family man, right? I'm a sucker for families! Especially children! That's why I gotten into children's entertainment! To make them glow in happiness!

Clifton: [*Inaudible mumbles*]

Karl: What was that?

Clifton: I, I said, I guess I can give it a shot. The money would do me and my family good. The bills need to be paid, and Beth has been twitterpated for an Easy Bake Oven.

Karl: Great! Come visit whenever you're available! I'll put on a fresh pot of coffee!

Clifton: Tomorrow. I'll let my wife know.

Karl: Oh, no no! Cliff, we don't wanna ruin the surprise!

Clifton: Man, if I just sneaked to some place without telling Janet, she'll get the expression that I'm seeing another woman!

Karl: Don't worry! If she gets suspicious, I'll cover for you! It's all in my hands! Trust me!

Clifton: Alright. But one more thing: If I don't nail this role, do not pester me over a new career ever again.

Karl: Cross my heart and hope to die!

_____________________

Karl: Hello, Rebecca!

Rebecca: Oh my god- Karl! You have every nerve calling me up! You of all people!

Karl: I know! Did you miss me?

Rebecca: Like I miss a kidney stone! Good-fucking-bye!

Karl: Wait, don't hang up!

Rebecca: If you're calling me because your show's been picked up again, no use talking me into it! I've never been so embarrassed in my life! My friends still won't let me live it down, and my brother-in-law keeps making long distant calls just to tease me about the damn shark! And I couldn't stand looking at those costumes, even my own! What the hell were you thinking?

Karl: I just thought you suited the role so much. The way you brought life into the character really made you my favorite!

Rebecca: I don't care, and I was talking about those costumes! How could you not see how terrifying they were? You gave a goose teeth! A goose with teeth!

Karl: They're not that bad! Just wanted to give them a little cartoony-ness in their appearances!

Rebecca: Karl, they made kids cry! They're THAT bad! It's like they came from Sesame Street Reject Hell!

Karl: [*A moment of silence, then, angry breathing is heard*]

Rebecca: You still there?

Karl: Yes. I'm still here. The reason I called was to ask you a favor regarding the show. Also, it's still pulled off the air. I'm making a biography based on experience working on Karl's Paradise. I interview you, and you give me all your views on the show, whether they are positive, or negative.

Rebecca: Forget it. Now if you excuse me, I have to hunt a new job. One where I possibly don't have to show my face.

Karl: I'll pay you!

Rebecca: What?

Karl: The exact same amount as your salary from Tam! Please! Just come to my place, answer a few questions, and you'll never see my face again!

Rebecca: [*Sighs*] You're a sad man, Karl. Alright, I'll do it. Throw in a couple of snacks, with some iced tea, and you have yourself a deal.

Karl: Lucky for you, I always bring out the refreshments to guests!

_____________________

Sam: Who is it?

Karl: Double-K, that's who. [*Giggles*]

Sam: Oh, hi Karl! Didn't think you'd call me all of a sudden. Are you still down over the show's cancelization?

Karl: Nahhhh. That's all in the past now. I'm working on a new project at Tam, and it's far better than my last one.

Sam: Ohhhh. Glad to hear that you've moved on. I must say: Although Kar- [*Sneezes*] Excuse me...

Karl: No, bless you!

Sam: Thanks. As I was saying; Although Karl's Paradise wasn't the best experience I ever had, it sure was a fun one. I actually started to take a liking to Mama LongLegs.

Karl: Yeah, you were always cut out for her. When you showed up for that audition back in '88, and you first put on that suit, that was the day my Mama LongLegs was discovered. You nailed every aspect of her character, minus the voice.

Sam: And you know something funny? I didn't think I'd get the role with my height and all. Mama LongLegs could've been given to any one of those women under 5'8. Nice of you to care more about personalities than looks.

Karl: Wise Miss you are. That's why you've always been my favorite.

Sam: I am? Oh gosh, I don't know what to say...

Karl: How 'bout "yes?"

Sam: Excuse me?

Karl: I mean, how's about coming over to my house for a couple of photoshoots? ...in costume? The other cast is involved as well. Even though the show is cancelled, they're still giving me the right to merchandise it. All I need right now is your approval.

Sam: Oh. Well, sounds fun!

Karl: It sure is! I'll even put on a fresh pot of coffee!

Sam: I'll be there! Also, [*Jokingly tone*] for this photoshoot, I won't be taking anything off, will I?

Karl: I'm not that kind of man! Don't worry, you'll be fully covered! You're just wearing the costume, and that's it.

_____________________

Leon: What's up? I don't really care who you are. Just get down to the skinny. Blah blah blah blah.

Karl: Leon, it's me.

Leon: You're gonna have to be more specific. I don't know any "Me's."

Karl: Karl Rodriguez! Don't you remember?

Leon: Ohhhh yeaaah, the Karl's Paradise man. What's the big idea giving me this ring while the show is cancelled?

Karl: Well, to clarify-

Leon: Even if it's not, I don't think I wanna come back anytime soon. Like, that whole show, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, is kinda bogus.

Karl: I know, but-

Leon: Man... I wouldn't have stayed if it weren't for the money. And the free Dunkin' every morning. As for those costumes... wayyyyyy fucking creepy to the max. They'd make great props for a halloween haunted house, though. Wish I could've took mine with me.

Karl: Are you finished?

Leon: Shoot.

Karl: *Ahem* As I was saying; what you just mentioned is exactly what I called for!

Leon: You're gonna pay me? You're gonna buy me Dunkin'?

Karl: No, but how would you like to take your costume home with you? You can scare the shit out of kids every halloween, as much as you want!

Leon: Ehhhh, it isn't money or greasy donuts, but it'll do. I'll take it. Alright, when are you gonna deliver it to me?

Karl: Ha ha ha ha. No, you have to come down to my place and pick it up. Because, frankly, I never did get your address.

Leon: Whatt... No way. I am not getting off my ass, driving a mile block, just to pick up a damn costume. Forget it. The thing would probably eat my soul while I'm sleeping anyways.

Karl: There's Dunkin' in it for you! Along with an iced coffee.

Leon: Dammit, Karl. You know my weakness too well. I'll get my keys.

Karl: That's the spirit! Hey, did I mention you were always my favorite?

#The Banana Splits Movie #Remake #horror #Masklophobia #original characters

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tomoonine · 4 years

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name | oneus soulmate au

[lee seoho] — he’s completely sure that you’re his soulmate; your name is written on his skin after all. but why aren’t you so sure that he’s yours?

soulmate au wherein your soulmate’s name is tattooed on a part of your body.

Pairing: seoho / reader (gender-neutral) Genre: soulmate au, college au, angst with a happy ending Word Count: 2465 words

note: the events that transpire at the beginning of the scenario come from leedo’s version, although you don’t need to read it to understand this au.

“Congrats on meeting your soulmate, Geonhak.” Seoho greets him as he stands beside him, getting some biology textbooks for his tutorial session.

Seoho witnessed the whole ass-slapping fiasco caused by Geonhak’s tutee from the secretary’s counter, and he’s happy for his best friend.

“Thanks Seoho.” He smiles a bit. “Oh by the way, do you have the same schedule today?”

“I have a 30-minute extension for my last appointment, but it’s only if Misul deems it necessary.”

“Ah in that case, will you be joining open mic later? I know we agreed on performing today, but I don’t know if I can make it today.” Geonhak tells him, and Seoho has no clue how to answer.

Seoho could already tell that Geonhak was a little hesitant about asking the question

Well, definitely. Given his situation, he isn’t surprised.

The open mic session isn’t a very touchy topic in the first place

And he’s perfectly fine about going there and singing alone, even if you were going to be there

You always were.

“You can’t go?” Seoho asks, a smirk creeping onto his lips. “You have a date with your soulmate later, don’t you?”

“Shut up...” Geonhak grumbles, and instinctively his hand reaches to cover one ear that was starting to flush into a rosy color. “But you know, I can just cancel my date today so I can still accompany and perform with you. I know that--”

“You don’t need to, Geonhak.” He cuts him off, and pats his shoulder. “You should go to your date later, I’ll be fine on my own.”

Geonhak looks at him skeptically, even after Seoho assures him that he’ll be fine accepting Youngjo’s invite alone.

Giving up, Geonhak just sighs. “Look Seoho, I’m sorry. I know how you feel about soulmates, I didn’t expect that to happen.”

“No it’s fine, man.” He laughs. “I can’t do anything if you were destined to meet them here. The universe just works that way, and it worked out well for you.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah definitely. The universe messed with my destiny, but I won’t let it ruin my life.”

Geonhak doesn’t reply to that and he simply bids him an awkward goodbye to meet up with the kid he’s tutoring today.

Now that his friend has left, Seoho can’t help but think he might have come off as a little bit rude to Geonhak. He tries to brush off the thought as he picks up all his textbooks, reminding himself that he has to get ready to tutor Misul.

Truthfully speaking, his tutee doesn’t even need that much help. She was smart on her own, and Seoho didn’t need to intervene as much.

So Seoho just spends most of the session spacing out.

And all he could think about

Is his soulmate link

For someone with a relatively obvious soulmate link

He doesn’t understand why it’s so hard for him to find out who his true soulmate is

Even if he’s certain that your full name is the one that’s tattooed vertically along his ring finger

It’s the same name that flashes on the projector when you perform in the open mic

He’s so sure

But you rejected him

According to you, his name wasn’t marked on your skin

And that you were waiting for someone that isn’t him

And he does admit, it broke his heart for real

He didn’t think he’d be part of the statistic whose soulmate link was broken

Despite that, he stays true to his word and he does his best to not let it get to him

Even if it means feeling some sort of heartache when he sees you

His mind is still clouded with thoughts throughout the day, even during the tutorial session, and even on the way to the cafe where Youngjo part-timed at

The cafe is empty of customers and the staff were still setting up when he arrives

Youngjo welcomes Seoho warmly, and places a chair beside him for Seoho to sit on

As soon as Seoho relaxes on the chair, Youngjo doesn’t hesitate to bombard him with so many questions.

Man, he wasn’t in the mood for it,,, He’s been brooding since earlier afternoon,,,,

“Dude I heard Geonhak didn’t go today, did he tell you why? How about your performance today? He actually told me that he wouldn’t be around so he made me run through Zico and Kyung’s rap and the harmonization so don’t worry about that, okay? Are you alright?”

Before he could ask anything more, Seoho just whines for him to keep quiet a bit. His hands are covering his ears to block Youngjo’s voice, and he’s pouting.

“Youngjo,,,” He whines as he slumps lower onto the chair. “Shhhhhhhh.... For a moment. Just. Shhhhh.....”

A little worried at the broody behavior, Youngjo turns to fully face the sulking boy. Before he could ask another question, Seoho beats him to it.

“I’m fine. I just feel like crap again about my soulmate. Especially after Geonhak’s miracle today.”

“...Aren’t they not your soulmate though?”

“Gee thanks, Youngjo.”

Youngjo frowns. “You know I don’t mean ill, it’s what they said. And you can’t stay sad for long Seoho. That’s why you’re going to be singing out heart out tonight. And I’m helping you out.”

“You don’t even know what song I’m performing.” Seoho deadpans, staring straight into Youngjo’s eyes. Even if Youngjo assures him that he definitely knows the song he practiced 40 minutes ago, he still doesn’t feel any better.

But he leaves it like that, and he actually considers pushing through with his performance despite the odds.

He’s practiced this for so long

So he might as well

In order to deliver a message to you

In the best way possible

Without the awkward atmosphere

Without feeling his heart break when he looks at you

His friend notices the mood change a bit and he takes advantage of it

Youngjo encourages him to get up from the chair so that they could practice at least once, so he drags his feet to a secluded area in the cafe to vocalize

Time passed by quickly and now the lights in the cafe are dim

Everyone in the open mic is listening attentively to the person speaking passionately on the tiny stage

And Seoho and Youngjo are sitting at the side waiting for their turn

You opted to not perform anything today and just went to relax with some of your other friends

Seoho spots you in the crowd, and he feels nervous because you’re seated near his spot on-stage

However the feeling becomes stronger as soon as he sits on stage with Youngjo beside him

“Good evening.” Seoho greets the crowd. “It’s my first time performing in a long time, it’s nice to meet all of you.”

A few people cheer in the crowd, and the pair on the stage smile a little.

“Tonight I’m going to be singing a song from the heart together with the cashier, Youngjo. I’m sure you know him.” Seoho’s joke elicits a little laughter from the people in front of him, and he feels himself lighten up.

“We’ll be performing “A Few Years Later” by Block B. I’m hoping to deliver a message across through this song, so I hope you enjoy our performance.”

Everyone applauds them, and you just smile at the two. Seoho steals a glance at you before he faces his partner.

For good luck, Seoho brings his finger to his lips to give a little peck on the lines that spell your name.

And in three counts, he starts singing the first lines:

In a few years later, after today After all the time has gone by Would each of us have become our own person and be living well

You can’t help but feel your heart warming up at the sound of his voice

But you can’t ignore the ache you feel for every word he sings

If you were avoiding his gaze since you walked in the cafe, you surely can’t take your eyes off his figure now

You know Seoho

You remember him well

You met each other through this event

He asked you months ago after your spoken word poetry performance for your name

And you can’t forget the way his eyes disappeared when he smiled at you

And you can’t forget the way his eyes became glassy when you rejected him

Although looking at him now, you starting to feel differently towards him

He isn’t rapping, but the lyrics are hitting you hard

Everything will find its place I act like I’m cool with it and they go along with it I talk about the uselessness of love But in other people’s eyes I’m just a pitiful guy

It makes you reflect for a while, the way Youngjo’s voice smoothly delivers each syllable

Personally, you don’t know Seoho well, you think to yourself

But your intuition tells you that he’s a good guy

That he has a good heart

However, you know deep down that he isn’t the person you’re waiting for

His name was Lee Seoho

It’s not what’s written on your finger

Lee Seoho

is not Lee Gunmin

...right?

You snap out of your thoughts when you hear him sing the chorus again

In a few years later, after today After all the time has gone by Would each of us have become our own person and be living well

You suddenly feel like he’s asking you that question

He isn’t even looking at you, but you feel that he’s communicating with you

Seoho is shining under the lights and everyone in the cafe can feel the raw emotion from his singing

After I’m done longing for you for as much as I can and have been hurt enough At that time, I need to let go of your hand

And now you’re thinking this song is for you

Because you can tell that you hurt him when you avoided him

The guilt is slowly creeping into you, and you honestly don’t understand why

Your heart no longer aches, it actually hurts

I want to hold you tightly and tell you It’s because I’m crazy I might look like I’m fine But this is me holding it all in

He’s singing in harmony with Youngjo, and with every word he utters, he’s shaking

One hand his gripping the microphone so tightly that you can see the outline of his hand muscles under the light

And his hand is moving at the beat of every syllable

How could the most precious part of me be taken away Without a drop of blood I, who was all yours Am now a beggar

With the way his fingers maneuver, you can’t miss the markings on his ring finger

You feel your heart drop

It’s your name.

This time, you’re sure that your name is what’s written on his finger

And now you feel unsure

Confused

At the tattoo, the name, that decorates your finger

You, who is brazenly living and breathing inside me What can I do to bury you in my heart

Seoho’s voice cracks at the last syllable, and when the music stops, everyone is clapping

His head drops down, and you feel a tear drop down on your cheek

You hear the chorus again, and now you feel the words are tugging on your heart

He sings it without the music playing in the background, but this time, his eyes are on you

In a few years later, after today After all the time has gone by When each of us have become our own person Then we will know Even though I long for you as much as I can We were unforgettable

Everyone claps, and some even holler and cheer

Seoho’s eyes disappear as he smiles at the audience, and your other hand instinctively touches the markings on your finger

You have to talk to him.

Your legs move on their own when you see the pair step down the stage

You meet him at a secluded spot in the cafe

And as you stand in front of Seoho, suddenly you speak before you think

“Are you completely certain that my name is on your ring finger?”

Seoho blinks at you, a bit taken aback at your sudden confrontation. Youngjo pats his friend good luck and gives you a polite bow before he gives you two privacy.

“It’s the same name that appeared on the projector.” He replies, chuckling a little to ease the tension in the atmosphere.

Your eyebrows furrow in confusion. “Listen...” You start off, fiddling with your fingers. “I saw your tattoo, and I’m sorry that I treated you badly during our first meeting. But when I told you it’s not your name on my hand, I’m telling the truth.”

The way he’s smiling brightly at you is bringing you an endless heartache. “It’s alright, I understand. I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that I might be an anomaly in the system, and singing tonight made me feel better. I should be sorry for putting you on the spot like that.”

“No please, don’t be...” You tell him, head bowing low. “I should have told you upfront like this months ago. Here, I’ll show you the name on mine for starters.”

To give him a better view, you move beside him to show your finger.

Lee Gunmin.

You can hear the gasp that leaves his lips, and before you could ask him what was wrong, he starts laughing.

“Oh my god, I’m so stupid...” He says. “I really wish you told me this before, because I have something to tell you (Y/N).”

He takes his cellphone out and he’s tapping away. You step away from him to give him some privacy.

Truth be told, you may be even more confused about his sudden change in demeanor

But you prefer him smiling and laughing like that, contrary to the pained expression he wore while singing.

After a while, he shows you his phone. “Look closely.”

You take his phone off his hands and look at the screen. It appears to be a document. And now you understand why he’s laughing.

It makes you want to laugh too.

Unbelievable.

“It’s my birth certificate. I was born with the name Lee Gunmin, but I changed my name to Seoho.” He explains, gently taking his phone back. His eyes are disappearing again as he grins at you, and the happy expression he’s showing you is making you feel nice inside

“So, (Y/N)...” Seoho calls your attention. “Now that we cleared that up, do you think in a few years later, you’ll have my last name?”

Well when he asks you that cutely...

You think it just might happen.

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lovely-quarterlife-crisis · 3 years

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tagged by: @yunwoo and @hyunubear sorry this is late and thank you for tagging

rules: answer the questions & tag people you’d like to get to know better / catch up with

tagging: @peachjaem00 @hwaberrykiwi @i-put-the-me-in-disapoinment @memehyungwon @sleep-is-4-da-week @eyebags4days. no pressure~

what do you prefer to be called name-wise?

Q is alright. Full name is hard to pronounce and im kinda tired correcting people so Q easy.

when is your birthday?

November 5th ♏

where do you live?

Colorado USA. Where are all the coloradans at tho

three things you are doing right now?

listening to music // all these tag games // wondering what im going to eat later lol

four fandoms that have piqued your interest:

i try to stay out of fandoms cuz of fandom drama but in terms of like piece of media i had been eyeing stayc for so long i am now binging everything they ever released lol // haikyuu or however you spell it lol. everyone keeps talking about it im interested but only when the fandom dies down a little // julie and the phantoms and i think thats it? if im interested in something i usually have it in my mind for months before actually getting around to it lol

how has the pandemic been treating you?

alright i guess. i get frustrated at people not taking the necessary precautions. Other than that its been nice being home although i cant visit a lot of my family

a song you can’t stop listening to right now?

Nobody Else by Monsta X ❤

recommend a movie:

Grave of the Fireflies cuz i need everyone to cry as hard as i did. i honeslty have such a wide variety of movies that ive seen. talk to me about movies pls

how old are you?

tbh anytime someone asks me this i automatically forget lol also my whole family jokes im a super old spirit. Anyways, im 23

school, university, occupation, other?

just graduated so now im kinda... lost lol. i’ll figure it out

do you prefer heat or cold?

Cold! you can always add layers in the cold but you cant take off your skin in the heat

name one fact others may not know about you:

i used to be obsessed with snakes when i was like 7 and ive been wanting one so bad since like 2 years ago

are you shy?

yeah. i think more than anything i like to sit back and observe other people before befriending them but once i befriend you i will never forget you ❤ i pride myself in being one of those people that no matter how long its been since the last time we talk it’ll still feel the same

pronouns?

she/her

biggest pet peeves?

when someone cuts a person off when they’re talking and they raise their voice when they’re being ignored. im projecting but whatever. it seems to happen a lot with the older women in my family. also leaving seconds on the microwave. also also people moving my stuff thinking theyre cleaning up

what is your favourite “dere” type?

skip lol

rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be.

9. i wouldn’t say im happy with where i am but i could be doing worse. but im also striving to be better

what’s your main blog?

@/simplyquetzo

list your side blogs and what they’re used for

this one is a sideblog

i have another one but... secret cuz im slightly embarrased of the url. if you know it shhhhhhhh

is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends?

i will leave you on read but its unintentional. i rarely get mad at other people and if i do get mad chances are i’m more mad at myself than the other person

#tag game

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jinv · 3 years

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♧ we’ve literally only talked like before you deactivated and i can’t even remember what it was about but hello 🤧 (@v-hope)

asdfasdfhjakl we're floating on the same boat because i have no idea what we talked about before but hiiiiiiiii there

you’re my: very talented writer vhope enthusiast mutual how i met you: like previous statement mentioned above, thou have no recollection of memory on our firstesth meeteth but it feels like eternity why i follow you: because you're very cool and chill and nice and i love your content a lot your blog is: my vhope safe space your url is: so iconic how did u manage to snag 2 iconic urls your icon is: so cute i want to kith a random fact i know about you: you're a law student which means ur big brained (i stalked ur about me shhhhhhhh its telepathy) general opinion: i love the pink on your blog so much its so cute a random thought i have: was just saying yesterday how vhope stans stay winning all the time so how does it feel to be so blessed

#no more pls :(#hugseoks #answered #askgames

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pebblethief · 3 years

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photodump tiime

this weeks soup: carrot, parsnip, & ginger (my version sans yogurt bc i dont keep that around)! i used too much ginger (wanted to finish off a bit) but aside from that, v tasty n super simple even for soup

my next proper spinning project. the top will be one ply as a long gradient, the bottom as the other ply as a repeating gradient, will hopefully make some fun colour combos adding up to a slowly fading thing.

luv when im speedy enough to manoeuvre basil into sleeping like this. if i can move him fast enough he will be happy like this for hours (but if i take long enough that he wakes up properly he will just move down to my ankle, which is also nice but not as cosy)

i finished my hat! hasnt been cold enough to wear it yet but im v pleased with how much it hides the wonkiness. i made this yarn from scratch and look at how even it looks!! (the ribbing is wonky but shhhhhhhh)

slowly workin on jumper #2, finally got to a point where i can try it on at least and it fits! so am happy. trying on knitting thats still on the needles is truly, truly terrifying tho. stuck half of the stitches on another set of needles then rubberbanded them together & super carefully tried it on lol

last weeks soup was potato&corn chowder, which was okay but tbh a bit tooo creamy. felt closer to a “cheese” sauce than a soup. also could have used more corn & slightly less celery. but overall decent (too lazy to dig up recipe, its from.....itdoesnttastelikechicken i think?)

i wonder if i will run out of soup recipes before i finish the year lol. i still havent made a tomato soup bc im scared of making a bad one. heinz tomato soup is my fav and tbh ive not been a huge fan of most of the others ive tried (has been a few years tho.) next week im gonna try leek&potato again bc thats my #2 fav soup and i ruined the last one with too much boullion

#food adventures #bc thats what most of these words are abt #i cba going getting my Book listing stuff but i think im on like........95? def in the 90s

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aki-draws-things · 4 years

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The after show in the extra dvd was ... definitely something. I do not understand a single word but screens are enough...

@soetpotatis Look at this wonderful OT4 . The babies all goign along and Tybs even smiling.

(Well, maybe except for the first one up here... That was my fault, but i wanted some tea and I paused the video, I just didn’t expect Daichan to -- to do whatever he was doing. Imitating a turtle that fell on its shell...)

(Shhhhhhhh!!)

(double shhh-- aaaaaaaaa!!!)

(uhm... Romeo actually trying to have a nice little chat while Cutio and Ben just check him out. Cutio seems to approve what he’s seeing. A lot.)

(Just look at that cute face. I can’t!)

#cursed screen the first one...#daichan falling instead of sitting like...#actually my first comment ever after seeing how I paused it was #behold! the best ass in Romeo et Juliette!#toho retj #mario kuroba #takuro ohno #miura ryosuke #daisuke watanabe #screenshot #aki chat

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hugyoongs · 4 years

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𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 1110

↠ warnings: hoseok plotting murder (and actually attempting), a lot of gay panic, alotttt of crack, mentions of sacrifice, a lot of minecraft references, language (as always)

↠ a/n: i totally forgot about adding author’s notes into my work lol. but anyways dahlia ( @blssmin ) and i are like super happy to be writing this series! and we hope that everybody reading this is enjoying it as well :) also if you watch the office..hopefully you get the reference at the end!

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍: 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙂𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎 [ 🐥 + 🦀 + 🦙]

jimoaning

guys this is NOT a drill

namjukebox

what happened to you?

suckjin

didn't this chat die a LONG time ago

suckjin

why are you bothering us on a fucking sunday morning

jimoaning

THE MOVIE

jimoaning

MY EYES WENT TO HEAVEN

jimoaning

I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME

jimoaning

QUICK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

namjukebox

are you going to tell us what happened..

yoongisbitch95

SORRY I AM BACK

suckjin

JIMIN WTF

suckjin

I THOUGHT YOU HATED YOONGI

yoongisbitch95

I DO HATE HIM

yoongisbitch95

BUT DAMN I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS COCK

namjukebox

oh lord

yoongisbitch95

AND THEN I WANT TO EAT MY WASHED NOODLES WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PARK

yoongisbitch95

AND FUCKING C U D D L E

yoongisbitch95

I WANT TO GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM

yoongisbitch95

ALTHOUGH IT IS WINTER

suckjin

jimin...that all sounds nice but

suckjin

CHANGE YOUR USERNAME BACK RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

right when i thought jimin couldn't get any stupider

yoongisbitch95

S H U T U P

yoongisbitch95

I THINK I LIKE HIM

suckjin

you see his dick once and then you start drooling

suckjin

that is NOT a crush

yoongisbitch95

you see...about that

jimoaning

i...have kind of liked him since december

namjukebox

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

jimoaning

WHAT ???

suckjin

I KNEW YOU WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

jimoaning

I DON'T WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK

namjukebox

BITCH DON'T LIE

jimoaning

IS THIS ABOUT HIS GIGANTIC COCK?

jimoaning

OR ME??

suckjin

sorry yoongisbitch95

jimoaning

:cc

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates yoongi tho

namjukebox

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

jimoaning

we are all supposed to be #besties but i think that jungkook hates yoongi

namjukebox

you'd be surprised

jimoaning

okay shut up egghead

jimoaning

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

jimoaning

is it possible to be this gay

namjukebox

probably...but it's all good

jimoaning

idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD

suckjin

i lost many braincells from reading that

namjukebox

you never had any to begin with

suckjin

gladly suck my dick

namjukebox

i have to make reservations for that sweetheart

suckjin

get away from me ugly

jimoaning

can you guys like HELP ME

jimoaning

what

jimoaning

gucking do

namjukebox

gucking

suckjin

gucking

jimoaning

i hate you guys

[ hoesuck had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

hoesuck

so since you’ve been trying to hop on namjoon’s dick

hoesuck

and may i add

hoesuck

you’ve been doing a terrible job

hoesuck

i need your help

temptaetion

now wait a damn minute

temptaetion

FIRST OF ALL

temptaetion

you have the AUDACITY to insult my dick hopping skills

temptaetion

and then you ask me for help?

temptaetion

rude.

hoesuck

are you done

temptaetion

yeah sure what’s up

hoesuck

i would very much like to suck jin’s dick.

temptaetion

is THE jung hoseok being an unholy child

temptaetion

hold up i need to screenshot

hoesuck

i will chop your dick off

[ temptaetion has taken a screenshot (x2) ]

hoesuck

open your door

temptaetion

okay...one second

[ suckjin had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

suckjin

it is fucking sunday morning

suckjin

what the FUCK are you doing to have you make so much noise

[ the seven deadly sins ]

namjukebox

i have heard a very loud scream

namjukebox

jimin and/or jungkook what have u two done

jimoaning

WAIT WHY AM I A FUCKING SUSPECT

jimoaning

AGAIN

temptaetion

WHO THE FUCK GAVE HOSEOK THAT BIG ASS BUTCHERS KNIFE

namjukebox

ah, so thats where the screaming is coming from

suckjin

i gave him the knife

temptaetion

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

suckjin

HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO CUT SOME MEAT

temptaetion

WELL HE’S ABOUT TO CUT MINE

jeoncena

make sure to add seasoning hobi

minsugay

dinner looks great for tonight

minsugay

who’s dorm?

suckjin

might as well be ours

suckjin

he stopped screaming, i think hobi killed him

hoesuck

guys help where do u hide a body

temptaetion

first of all

jimoaning

OH MY GOD A FUCKING ZOMBIE

suckjin

GET THE DIAMOND SWORD

namjukebox

IS IT ENCHANTED

jimoaning

I HAVE LEATHER ARMOR

jimoaning

WAIT-

minsugay

FUCK A SWORD

minsugay

I GOT A BOW MFS

jeoncena

FUCK THE DIAMOND SWORD

jeoncena

I HAVE MY ENCHANTED IRON AXE

jimoaning

THE RELOAD IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THOUGH

jeoncena

okay but it’ll kill you in an instant.

minsugay

WE ARE KILLING A ZOMBIE

jeoncena

RIGHT

temptaetion

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

temptaetion

i am ALIVE, i am WELL

temptaetion

and i am most certainly a HUMAN

jeoncena

THATS WHAT A ZOMBIE WOULD SAY

temptaetion

JUNGKOOK WTF I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU TO BELIEVE ME ON THIS ONE

jeoncena

WHEN MY DIAMONDS ARE AT STAKE

jeoncena

ITS EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES

minsugay

WHAT JUNGKOOK SAID

namjukebox

but like taehyung

namjukebox

what did you even dO?

temptaetion

ASK YOUR FRIEND WITH THE BUTCHERS KNIFE

temptaetion

I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN AND OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR

temptaetion

AND WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR, MANS IS STANDING THERE WITH A KNIFE

hoesuck

i’m thinking twice about not sacrificing you to our gay jesus

temptaetion

HOSEOK WTF

jimoaning

SACRIFICE HIM

jimoaning

DO IT

namjukebox

no take mE instead

temptaetion

really🥺

namjukebox

lol no, kill that bitch

jeoncena

EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES

jeoncena

NAMJOON WOULD NEVER SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS

temptaetion

namjoon, it’s on sight

hoesuck

you won’t win a fight against joon

jeoncena

have u seen the mans tiddies

suckjin

i’m not gay or anything

suckjin

but mans is buff

jimoaning

first of all, jin we all know that you’re capping

jimoaning

you’re like the gayest one here

jimoaning

and second of all

jimoaning

literally anyone could beat up tae

temptaetion

HEY! i could win a fight against yoongi 😤

minsugay

c a p

namjukebox

i’d actually pay money to see that

jeoncena

yoongi would probably win

jeoncena

i bet all of my money

suckjin

didn’t you bet on something yesterday and LOSE

jeoncena

shhhhhhhh

temptaetion

namjoon, you’d think your future bf would win right🥺

hoesuck

namjoon’s in gay panic rn, he’ll be back

jimoaning

AM I LATE OR SOMETHING

jimoaning

FUTURE BEST FRIEND??

minsugay

no you absolute IDIOT

minsugay

as i said before

minsugay

one panicked gay + another panicked gay = joon and tae

jeoncena

ahahahahaha that rhymed

jimoaning

oh wait but i thought that joon and tae have BEEN dating

temptaetion

and all of us thought that we were straight

suckjin

oh how the tables turn

jimoaning

the turns have tabled

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ginalover · 5 years

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ginagershon Sneaking back with Trinity into Riverdale through the tunnels. #shhhhhhhh #donttell #riverdale #missmygirl

Girl, its not nice to tease

#gina gershon #riverdale #bad girls playing in the bunker #dont tease just come the fuck back where you belong gladys #trinity likins #her ARMS #ginas IG

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umbrahighpriestofgiratina · 4 years

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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Tales Of Arrival Prologue + Chapter 1

This fic is rated Teen for blood, mild gore, adults doing adult things like drinking and swearing, and some dirty jokes and such.

About time I had another B fic huh? (Greenhorn Prometheus doesn't count, it was a three-parter that was written out ahead of time, shhhhhhhh)

So, this is a fic that took me some come convincing to write, (I was never really that fond of the actual PMD games, though I generally like the fics better) but in the end I got attached to an idea and was like "hell, let's go."

I will be up front in saying this is a Tales Of Symphonia/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon crossover, and that you should note three things about that:

1.There will be some massive fucking spoilers for Tales Of Symphonia, especially around the character Kratos Aurion, so if you're particularly concerned about that then I recommend playing the game or watching an LP before reading this fic.

A. That said... If you have not played Tales Of Symphonia, do not care about spoilers relating to it, and are just here because you saw "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon" in the title, you should be fine - this fic is like at least 70% PMD, albeit a celebration of what I like about the genre and a satire of what I don't.

%. This is set in a PMD version of the Yangverse. It's fundamentally the same world, just with no humans and a lot of PMD elements added to compensate.

But anyway I should go ahead and get into this. But before I do big thanks to @masaeanela and her Tales of Symphonia LP, without which this fic wouldn't have been possible. Here we go:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Tales Of Arrival

(Banner by Shinywolf!)

Prologue: New Life

Kratos could see the vast darkness of space staring out before him.

Derris-Kharlan had been drifting for a long while. It'd be a while before it'd establish itself as a proper living planet. His communications with Yuan had ceased just the other day. He had already scattered Cruxis' Exspheres into space. He could barely see where he left in the sky anymore.

Normally he'd pretend it didn't hurt. But leaving everything behind-

No. He had to.

He looked in the direction in the sky Derris-Kharlan had drifted from. Lloyd. He was back there. Kratos wondered, hoped, that he and his gaggle of friends were doing alright.

He looked to where Derris-Kharlan was drifting in the cold void of space. This was the only place for him. He realized now the blood on his hands. The countless people Cruxis had killed he was complicit with.

He didn't deserve to stay home. He didn't deserve redemption. He didn't deserve a happy life with his son, the only family he had left.

As he thought this, however, he noticed a strange light in the dark, starry sky. Looking at it, he thought at first it was a comet or meteor shooting through the sky.

But then he realized it was heading through Derris-Kharlan's atmosphere at incredible speed.

Heading straight toward him.

He tried to get out of the way. But it was too late. The light consumed him.

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Kratos woke up in a colorful, pulsating, void. He couldn't feel his body. Almost like he was part of the void.

Then he heard a voice.

"Hello? Hello? Kratos, you there?"

"How do you know my name?" said Kratos.

"Oh, goody, it is you!" said the voice. "Listen, I know this is kind of sudden, but something's coming to my world and I need your help with it."

"...Why me?"

"You're... uniquely qualified. For multiple reasons. But before I bring you over I need to ask you some questions."

"I-"

"First question! Do you like groan-inducing puns?"

"...Spare me."

"You're lucky I can't think of one. Second question! Do you get bothered by noise and ruckus around you?"

"I try not to let it get to me."

"Hmmmm... Third question! Your friend is crying right in front of you! What made that happen?"

Kratos thought back to Mithos. To Yuan. To Lloyd.

"...It's probably my fault."

"Ouch. Not much of the self-esteem type. Question four! Do you occasionally consider yourself to be dull and overly cautious?"

"Of course not."

"Sure you aren't. Anyway, final question! Have you ever wanted to communicate with aliens from another planet?"

"I'm assuming you're one?"

"I will neither confirm nor deny."

"Hmmm... Some beings from my world came from the stars, but other than you, Derris-Kharlan hasn't encountered any aliens yet... so yes, I suppose."

"Okay! Hmmm, let's see, yes, yes... I think I have a form cooked up for you!"

"...Form?"

"Anyway, remember that question about the aliens and how you said you'd like to meet them?"

"Yes? I'm guessing wish granted."

"Yep! Wish granted."

The void turned a blinding white before Kratos lost consciousness again.

Chapter 1: Welcome To The World

Kratos stirred, groaned, and finally opened his eyes. What he saw was blue sky, much more blue than on Derris-Kharlan. He tilted his head a bit, saw trees, grass, and -

"Hey you! You're finally awake!"

What Kratos saw next to him was a small, black-and-red fox wearing a teal robe, with inquisitive blue eyes staring right at him.

"I was just about to get help... Are you OK?"

"Yes... I am alright," said Kratos. "Let me just..."

He sat up. And then realized he wasn't himself. His body was now much, much smaller in proportion to his head, and fuzzy. And his arms were... wings. Not like his old angel wings, like bat or dragon wings, with claws at the end instead of hands.

"How... How did this happen?"

"Someone must have knocked you out!" said the fox.

Kratos gave the fox a look.

"It must have been a feral Pokemon... Do you remember anything about it?"

"No... and I mean... What am I?"

The fox gasped. "Oh no! You must have amnesia! Uh, you're a Noibat! Though, not like any Noibat I've ever seen. Your colors are all different..."

"So I'm a creature known as a Noibat, then."

"Yeah! And I'm a Zorua! My name's Edbark. Do you remember yours?"

"...Yes. It's Kratos."

"Kratos? Huh. Sounds foreign. Well nice to meet you Kratos! I'll be sure to help get your memories back!"

"I don't need-"

"Come on! I'll take you to a doctor in the city."

"...Fine."

Edbark started to trot off. Kratos sighed and started to try and follow, only to stumble over. Edbark turned back and gasped.

"Oh no! You've forgotten how to walk!"

"I'm fine," said Kratos. "I just need to get used to this new body..."

"Come on," said Edbark. "I'll help you."

Edbark propped Kratos up with his back, then they walked away together.

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Eventually, the duo reached the outskirts of what seemed to be a city. There were many houses both small and large and dirt roads, as well as towering buildings which Kratos could only fathom a guess at the purpose of.

Having figured out how to walk by himself, Kratos went closer and saw the city was populated not by humans or elves or half-elves or dwarves or even angels, but by a staggering array of different animals, plants, and even inanimate objects, all moving around as if they were people.

"What... is this place?" said Kratos. "And what are these creatures?"

"This is Rainbow Wing City!" said Edbark. "And man, that amnesia really got to you... These are Pokemon! You're a Pokemon, I'm a Pokemon..."

"I thought you said I was a Noibat and you were a Zorua."

"Noibat and Zorua are both kinds of Pokemon silly!"

"...I see."

The two continued further on into Rainbow Wing City, passing various buildings and a great variety of Pokemon. Kratos marveled at the bazaars and shops and facilities run by colorful creatures he couldn't even count. Eventually the two reached what seemed to be a castle - Kratos noticed one of two in the city, along with a cathedral.

"And this place is..." said Kratos.

"The Adventurer's Guild!" said Edbark."They can help you out!"

Edbark dragged Kratos inside. Kratos noticed more facilities and corridors and dormitories inside, as well as what seemed to be an... Inn? With a bar?

Eventually Edbark dragged Kratos into a central room. Seated at the end of the room was a strange, cream-and-green mustelid-like creature wearing a red vest, flanked by two floating grayish blue automaton-like beings.

"Guildmaster, it's Edbark!" said one.

"And... some Noibat?" said another.

"I see, I see," said the mustelid. He approached the duo. "Edbark my boy! Who do you have here?"

"Guildmaster Stoakes!" said Edbark. "This is Kratos! Poor guy has amnesia! All he can remember is his own name... You gotta help him!"

Kratos was about to object that no, he did not have amnesia, he remembers the last four thousand years or so up until this point fine, but then he realized they probably weren't going to listen and decided to just roll with it.

"Hmm, amnesia, huh?" said Stoakes, scratching his chin. "He'll need some rest and recovery... But the Adventurer's Guild never turns down a person in need. He can stay here, we'll have Nurse Betania take a look at him."

"Yay! Thank you, Guildmaster Stoakes!" said Edbark. He turned to Kratos. "These guys have got you covered. I'll be back!"

He scampered off, and the two automatons escorted Kratos to another room as Stoakes followed.

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A large pink oval with white tufts on her body and an egg nestled in a pouch on her belly now looked Kratos over. She looked him up, down, and sideways as she prodded and investigated his head and body. Kratos begrudgingly obliged as Stoakes watched.

"Well," said the pink oval, who was apparently Nurse Betania, "This is odd. He doesn't seem to have head trauma or other trauma or any injuries at all! How the hell does he have amnesia?"

"Well I wouldn't know." said Kratos.

Stoakes thought to himself a bit. "There's one possibility... Some nefarious Pokemon, somehow, wiped his memories."

"Well that gives us fuck-all evidence as to who!" said Betania, huffing.

"It seems it can't be helped." said Stoakes. He sighed, then turned to Kratos. "My offer for you to stay here still stands. Though... what do you remember?"

Kratos paused to think of a convincing reply. "...My name, Kratos Aurion. And apparently your language, basic functions of living, certain basic concepts... I remember nothing of this world or its people."

"Hm. Awfully specific memory wipe," said Stoakes. "Whoever did this to you must have had a very strange goal in mind... Nevertheless, you're safe with the Adventurer's Guild."

"Thank you."

"Hmph. Adopting another one, I see, Stoakes," said Betania.

"It can't be helped! Rule Number 1 of the Adventurer's Guild! Always help those in need, no matter who they are!"

Kratos was suddenly reminded of his son Lloyd's fondness for the Dwarven Vows. "I appreciate it."

"Besides," said Stoakes. "You came to Rainbow Wing City at a good time! The Seeking is soon! There will be a big festival and everything!"

"The Seeking?"

"I'll let Edbark explain that one, he gets excited about old myths and legends and stuff like that. Anyway, we should probably find you a room..."

He led Kratos out of the infirmary and down the stony hall to a set of rooms.

"Here's an empty dormitory. Since we're hosting you, you get to stay free of charge here instead of at the inn."

"Thank you for your generosity."

"No problem, Kratos! Come to us for anything you need!"

He headed off. Kratos paused, then sat on the bed of his new room and stared off into space.

What the hell was going on?

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And there you have it, the beginning of this crossover adventure! This will update in rough alternation with Heroes After All until one of them finishes in like 3000 years. Stay tuned!

#pokemon #pokemon mystery dungeon #tales of symphonia #kratos aurion #tales of arrival

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