#shitpost probably

[zizzy-rie]

Just learned how some filipino loan words have a different meaning compared to spanish, this is one of em

Leo wasn't actually listening to their convo, he just heard that specific word

This happened based on my hc of human donnie being half Filipino

Puto cheese!!! They are yummyyy

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt comic #tmnt comic #rise leo #rise donnie #rise mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt donnie #shitpost probably #tmnt 2018 #fanart

[miss-atena]

Hello! Did you know that if you consume human ashes its considered canibalism?

-ur best bud

First of, I hate you Cris for doing this,

Second, this gives me incredibly bad ideas for EJ. Human ashes blunt.

Would a demon even be able to get high or feel the same as a human when high? Who knows! But it is certainly an idea.

#tw weed #kinda #shitpost probably #cris I hate you #should I tag this as creepypasta? #yeah #creepypasta #eyeless jack

[ghostnamedmem]

It is so fucking crazy that i have absolutely no clue of half of my friends last names like in primary it seemed so important but now?? Its only necessary if i wanna stalk them

#shitpost probably

[drowsyscatterbrain]

another shitpost hahah-

they shaking.

#shitpost probably #pokemon #subway bosses #subway twins #nobori #kudari #ingo #emmet #me art #shitpost art #lmao

[moon-flower-cryptid]

#i want to cause choas #shitpost probably #shitpost #twitter

[darkacademiaposts]

taylor swift lied to me. i am 18 and i know nothing.

#i'm only seventeen i don't know anything #how can a person know everything at eighteen #how can a person know everything at 18 anyway huh #too much pressure i would like to explode #shitpost probably #i should stop listening to taylor swift first thing in the morning #taylor swift #nothing new #taylor swift memes

[meanbossart]

Much to think about

#this thought was brought to you by my boyfriend #the other weird scorpio #comic #shitpost #this did probably happen though #so not really #art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #DU drow #baldur's gate 3 #suggestive #i guess???

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?

#this is the sort of observation I make here that people #go off and write their thesis about #so while I’m not expecting to be the first or cleverest person to say this #if you do use it as a springboard #tell me if you get a good grade ok? #I’ll be tremendously proud of you #like if you take a shitpost and use it to craft deep attentive thought on something important #I just think that’s probably the most noble use of a human brain #it makes me want to take off my hat and slam it to the ground in inexpressible emotion #it’s a cowboy hat btw #and I say something like GOLDURN IT THAT KID SURE HAS DELIVERED. #ok so don’t deny me this #especially if you correct me after a long research journey #GOLDURN IT THE KID IS RIGHT!

[knittingdaisies]

Streamers definitely have statistics on how long it takes people to “skip intro”. I wonder the average. The median. Is a 20 minute episode enough time for a majority of people to lose the remote or is 40 minutes where it gets rough?

#streaming #shower thoughts #shitpost probably

[demigods-posts]

can't wait to see percy's reaction upon learning that the twelve major gods have been staying on the 600th floor of the empire state building. like imagine the rage of this twelve-year-old kid when he learns his dad, who allegedly abandonded him and his mom shortly after he was born, was actually just down the fucking street this whole time.

#yeah i'd be pissed #i'd start a revolt against the gods #pjo shitposting #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #probably pjo tv spoilers too depending on how things go

[emuanon34]

#Donald Trump #Trump #Trump Mugshot #Ken #Barbie #The Barbie Movie #Barbie The Movie #Barbie 2023 #Ryan Gosling #Ryan Gosling Ken #Shitpost #Politics #US Politics #American Politics #Trump Indictment #Barbie is probably doing her own thing with Gloria <3 #Ken likely accidentally got caught up in all of this because he thought horses were involved #He makes that face everytime he gets arrested

[mutualcombat]

SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP

#my boyfriend of all fucking people gave me this idea #he literally burst in the room while i was sleeping just to tell me emma gregory said minthara likes gale #hes stupid #also gale with the bun is canon sorry #bg3 romance #bg3 fanart #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #minthara #minthara baenre #dj minty j and the gay #bg3 gale #bg3 minthara #bg3 shitpost #baldurs gate minthara #baldurs gate gale #my art #holy shit how many times can i tag something i honest to god dont know the limit and ive been using tumblr since 2009 #spiderweave #gale x minthara #minthara x gale #this is probably the sweetest way minthara has ever told anyone to shut the fuck up #galethara

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!! #because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that! #it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs! #so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't. #when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation. #and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job) #because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme* #and yes. walking out isn't always possible. #but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap. #stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

[drowsyscatterbrain]

i have.

a primal urge to pick up wally like a meow meow.

and gently toss him into a ball pit.

or a foam pit.

or just a big basket full of apples, but i don’t think that’d be comfy to land in.

#shitpost probably #Welcome Home #wally darling #just rambling #i love this puppet so damn much it's unreal #aughhgg

[moon-flower-cryptid]

I am an off-brand baguette

#shitpost probably #shitpost

[amtrak-official]

That's right ya'll, Gay Sex is now legal on the trains and we encourage you to do it 24/7 on your trips

#gay #transit #lgbt #unreality #headline is real but the gay sex is probably not allowed sadly #shitposts