#shut up it's not greasy

[emotinalsupportturtle]

no because he was my role model as a child

I literally watched the first Harry Potter movie as a child and thought Snape and his long cloak was the coolest shit ever

also I don’t know who this meme belongs to (to credit them) I’ve seen it so many times and have had it saved in my screenshots for the longest time

#harry potter #severus snape #alan rickman #the one time I lived up to my expectations #Personality goals #Harry potter memes #also I loved his hair #shut up it's not greasy #as a person with naturally black hair I felt some kinship

[villianoftheweek]

I can't draw tie dye so i gave him a shirt with stripes on it

#bloody bobby #chop top sawyer #bobby sawyer #chop top fanart #all american massacre #texas chainsaw massacre #Im actually SUPER proud of this #I love this greasy ass man way too much #No i will NOT shut up about him

[mayclair]

the party going roadtrips would be so fucking chaotic but in like the best way

#lucas wouls drive bc he’s the ildest and the most responsible the standard is not high tho but he wins when they vote #max and mike would argue over who gets to call shotgun and everyone gets so fed up that el ends up being the one sitting there #then the two of them would find something else to argue over ie the aux and who gets the last fry until everyone yells at them to shut up #el is facinated by literally everything #will knows how excited she is so he finds the best places for her to see <3 <3 #he attempts to draw in the car and gives up after five minutes bc the bumps are annoying . whatever he draws is still better than all of #the rest of their artworks combined tho #dustin takes pictures of literally everythign bc he like el is also facinated by the not so giant ball of yarn on the side of the road #they stop for pee breaks eveyr hour bc when one of them needs to go the others won’t bc they don’t feel like it but half an hour later it’s #OH SHIT I NEED TO GO #lucas is So Fed Up #occassionally max and lucas will hold hands over the dashboard controls when she’s riding shorgun #and is usually followed by lots of loud booing sounds (mike and will) and awws (dustin and el) from the backseat #their trips would last like 1 - 2 weeks over summer break so half a month of eating nothing but greasy unhealthy food they enjoy it very mu #stranger things

[maudiemoods]

My devil costume :))!! I made the horns and tail :D

Grainy bathroom photos <3

#i thrifted most of the clothes and only spent maybe $10 on the stuff for the horns and tail :D!!! #ren won't shut up #my greasy lookin ass lmaoooo <33

[marinerainbow]

Ok but has anyone else considered...

#memes #WFRR #Who Framed Roger Rabbit #Disney #Disney Villains #Disney Heros #Roger Rabbit #Toon Patrol #Greasy Weasel #Smartass Weasel #Stupid Weasel #Heathers #Heathers Musical #i think im funny #im not sorry #Greasy: Miel what you waiting for- #Smartass: SHUT UP GREASY! #if i could draw i would absolutely draw the weasels in the Heathers' outfits #yes- skirts and all #this is extra funny to me because- similar to the Heathers- all the weasels have the same (last) name #weasel #'we should-' 'SHUT UP WEASEL!' 'Sorry weasel!'

[note-boom]

I do not have any screenshots but I want to express my appreciation for Mushitaro being there in s4. Perfect Murder and Murderer was honestly a really fun arc for me. Got me a bit nostalgic for the mystery novel genre and also showed some awesome Mystery Squad interactions with Poe, Ranpo, and the police as well as our beloved Mushi and his incredibly person-based motivations.

Oh wait. I do have a Mushi manga screencap (spoilers for Ch. 60something?)

ANYWAY SEASON 4 ANYONE??

#I'll literally kill for this one specific person #at first i was like....he's a greasy boi with greasy motive #but no he was just the trope of #which turned out to be.... #anyway i love you mushi and want to throw you into a river for reasons #also loved seeing ranpo vulnerable to an ability #ANYWAY IM SO HYPE FOR SEASON 4 I'LL GO SHUT UP NOW #i could write an essay on mushi and the mystery squad honestly #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd musings #spitting nonsense #bsd mushitaro #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #manga things #anime things #sort of? #bsd manga spoilers #manga spoilers #again i apologize for crawling out of the tags to spit my nonsense #edit:....i h once again forgotten about tumblr quotation rule

[bordonfreeman]

Pov: you draw spamton and suddenly break through your nearly 3 month long on and off art block

#art #a shut up #drawing #sketch #doodles #deltarune fanart #spamton #spamton g spamton #greasy care salesman lookin ass/pos #but also what the fuck #why did drawing SPAMTON finally break me out of my funk??! #i mean. well have to see how i am in the morning. but still

[badolmen]

haha stoooooop assigning body differences and disabilities that you classify as ‘ugly’ or ‘inadequate’ to people with horrific ideologies lolll like seriously stop 😳

#ra speaks #personal #disability #actuallydisabled #fatphobia #associating qualities that you have subconsciously or otherwise assigned as ‘ugly’ physical attributes with ‘ugly’ ideologies like hun #you are two steps to the left of eugenics and bioessentialism #not only are you showing that you don’t actually believe in any body positivity or anti-ableism movements #you’re also playing into their game of subjective standards of appearance equating to ideologies and intelligence like I am going to bite u #the ball is in your court and you’re still playing their fucking game when you can just punt them instead #oh I bet this Nazi has a small dick oh this terf definitely has acne scars oh this racist has a lisp haha shut up shut up shut up shut up #sorry saw a ‘I bet [insert problematic perso] is 400 lbs and all greasy and hasn’t seen the sun in days’ and it’s like 👀 #good to know you immediately associate those harmless physical traits with bigotry #throwing this in the queue if you see this and disagree be gentle #I have the emotional constitution of a dog in an APSCA commercial

[mothram]

#diana's music diary #good morning #i slept early #it was nice #very cozy #I only slept like 4 hours though cause I had to get up for a delivery... also I'm posting this a couple of hours after waking... #as is becoming usual for these... I've been kind of vibing to music pretty much... #anyway yesterday was good but so exhausting... played lethal company with friends like I'd said which was really fun!! was a little bit of #process getting my bearings in it since I'd seen maybe one second of gameplay before but after a day or two in game I picked it up I'd say! #I mostly just ran away when I saw something scary but I tried scanning a monster and it opened the door which made me scream once ahaha #after that I was a lil tired but we ended up having a session of the project moon ttrpg I'm in kind of out of nowhere #it was short but v fun to play Frei again he kind of completely shut down the distortion singlehandedly which was surprising considering he #has no combat capability.. incapacitated them and read its mind which helped us figure out what we needed to do to resolve the distortion #-peacefully! my partners character did the actual resolving cause Frei is terrified of going near anything as gross as that distortion was #(it was a giant gross greasy burger monster. who was just bob from bobs burgers. he ended up in a polycule with linda and teddy after.) #Frei also read my partners characters mind a bit and maybe upset him a little by mentioning his daughter (her character is divorced lol) #anyway yeah... I was tired after both of those so I kinda got in bed and passed out quickly while listening to music... #idk what I'll do today I'm a bit sore still and I'm v sick and tired rn so I'll probably just relax a bit... #let's make today nice and cozy and good... love u friends thank u for reading <3

[masterbaiting]

if it is to be said. so it be- so it is

#sorry to greg you will never be climbing greasy poles like ollie. you never had what it takes #shut up ulrike #succession

[the-patrex]

BARK BARK

BARK BARK BARK

#greasy ass hair they are just like me fr #obsesseeed with how they are fixing their glasses #hateeeeeeeeeeeeee him #also the ill jump out of a window no prob thing loool #shut up patrex #im in the waiting room of a doctor appointment you can understand my distress of trying to be normal.

[gutz-radio]

Urge to rewrite the entire Jason's Child book again because last time I barely had a plot and now I'm trynna brainstorm one so fucking hard help my dumb stoopid brain

#This is a result of once more binging season one and going crazy and feral anytime Yamori is on screen #I will never shut up about this fucking freak of a man #He's MY problematic little babygirl violator of the Geneva convention #And yes this is also because of his greasy non canonical son Mika #Who was hit with several bricks as a child and now wants to beat up two white haired twinks because therapy is expensive #tokyo ghoul #oc #fanfiction #tokyo ghoul au #mika oomori #tokyo ghoul yamori #yakumo oomori

[aorticvalve]

I dislike the way some of you talk about comfort food and soul food.

#‘wow its so greasy’ shut up #it’s delicious as hell and made with love #not my issue if u have no whimsy in ur life and only eat kale

[yabblekabble]

kingdom hearts is so weird like if i were there i'd simply put xehanort in a retirement home

#kingdom hearts #xehanort #i'd win in a fight with him #“the X-blade will be forged!!!!” man if you don't SHUT UP #this greasy stinky sweaty smelly old man has been at it for a while Sora WHY aren't you doing anything #im about to have the craziest beef with the kingdom hearts cast

[ybcpatrick]

when the stupid fucking loud shower actually helps

#shut up kell #goddammit. maybe i was angry all day bc i was greasy.

[martyredhate]

HE'S LIKE.... A WET JESUS. IDK HOW ELSE TO DESCRIBE HIM

#WET AND GREASY AND BEAUTIFUL. SHUT UP.