#sorry men

[rattlesnek]

women and gender get the lifeboats first

#sorry men #also it was a false alarm women and gender are safe

[maxyvert]

🌷Tulip guy🌷

Just a simple portrait for now, also proof I cannot paint with clean green colors. I just need something to be there with it :'D

Details under the cut-

#myart #traditional art #folktale #tulip #spring vibes #artist on tumblr #illustration #watercolor #anilinky #embriodery #folk costume #it's made up but still #watercolor pencils #derwent #canson #ecoline #red tulips #spring flowers #boy portrait #portrait #it's a bit messy but whatever #it's been forever since i painted a guy #sorry men #idk #what are the trendy tags?

[jagexisterar]

Jag tror er kärlek för electra som koncept förblindar er inför de faktum att låten va kass

#sorry men #thats how it is #mello #melodifestivalen #melfest #melodifestival #melodifestivalen 2024

[zombiefetish]

Date idea: we fuck ROUGH. Hickeys, bite marks and all, we're both mentally and physically checked out once we're done. Then afterward I show you my hate page I made for these two people that go to the school I went to before dropping out and we talk shit and be cute

#i envision this with a girl #sorry men #except not really #talking shit is my aftercare #they deserve it tho its fine #lowkey love being in drama #free use sub #free use pet #free use puppy #free use nsft #free use fantasy #free use cnc #free use doll #free use toy #free use kink #free use slvt #cvmslut #c0cksleeve #c0ckwarming #nblw yearning #nblw post #nblw nsft #girls hmu #bratty switch #praise k!nk #1cky princess #needy princess #an@l wh0re #an4l only #an4lslut

[arowrath]

the whole "forgot i was bisexual for 8 months after identifying that way for 5 or 6 years" thing makes way more sense in light of the whole system thing but it's still so funny. like i forgor. sorry men

#text #Sorry men

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

my tags about men (2022)

"saw men isnt good like sorry lmao"

submitted by @whitefang55

#poem #blackout poetry #submission #idk what to call this. I'm just tired of men I guess #yeah #sorry men #guys #i love monster now #its so bad #like it tastes like battery acid #but it is very good to me #anyway #thank you so much for your submission!! #do you guys wanna see my smash or pass us presidents list

[oceanmoss]

also serious question what is wrong with men do they all have like a genetic deformity that makes them allll make the weirdest sounds like coughing and doing ghhhhh aghhhh hhhghhhidhdshhash whenever they go to the bathroom

#sorry men #🧷

[cheekedupwhiteboy]

no one should ever be ashamed of their body or the way they look EXCEPT for if a man is charmingly shy/insecure about a feature that i personally find sexy. then it rules

#sorry men

[cadence-blackburn-for-queen]

spydde på golvet för min bulimi kontrollerar mitt liv. yay

#jag hatar mitt fucking jävla liv okej #sorry men

[silvershewolf247]

There’s a post around here somewhere about how Nikola Tesla loved pigeons so your info does not surprise me but it also left out that Tesla thought women were the better sex and also tried to build a death ray, which, y’know, big mood. 😂

Tesla was an absolute legend and no other man will ever reach his level. That's a fact!

#Sorry men

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

#tetri.txt #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth x reader #sorry. no im not actually. make more x readers for men or even just gender neutral #im actually genuinely baffled at thw amount of fem reader miles stuff when 90% of the fandom sees him as gay. its nuts #1k #10k #20k

[nouverx]

Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #radiostatic #one sided radiostatic #digital art #comic #autodesk sketchbook #alastor #tv girl #my art #first time drawing Vox wouhou sorry in advance if he's not accurate ahah #I love the fact that the entire fandom agreed Vox is pathetically in love with Alastor #Alastor would be such an asshole with people having romantic feelings towards him #especially men #that line from the song is so freaking cruel but goes SO hard #“I'm aroace but even if I wasn't I wouldnt even touch you with a stick :)” #aroace alastor #asexual alastor

[adamsandgirl]

Before lord of the rings I didn’t even care about men

Now I am obsessed and fetishishing them

#not sandler #sorry men #lordposting

[immortalfornow]

me constantly: if you are interested in me you have to be so straight up with me. explain explicitly or i simply will not notice. preferably make a clear first move. also tangentially i will Not join a dating app i want to meet people organically

also me: *is so startled when any male stranger asks me out or obviously hits on/is into me that i knee-jerk turn them down*

#i will never get into a relationship at this rate #who even knows how i could be wooed atp #but for real if an unknown man approaches me my first instinct is just 'flee!!!' so it doesn't work out pretty much ever #sorry men #i don't have this problem with women i mostly just don't notice bc women don't really explicitly hit on me #i just notice three days later and get sad that i was not more reciprocal #bisexual #dating

[ynnu-64]

Kind of photo redraw

#aragorn #arwen #aragorn x arwen #lotr fanart #lotr #my art #ehhh sorry they are gay men to me #for funsies #I’m transfying and gayfying everyone #just a me thing #anyway they cute

[nenayaquisieras]

Simon has always been confused on why you gift him toys. Sure, most of the gifts you gave him were some of the things he liked. Bourbon, masks, gloves, make up for him to smudge his eyes with, some daggers and knives. Things that we're useful for him, just him. But later, you gifted him a toy airplane. He makes a comment about it, saying he is not a child anymore and you were better off giving it to Johnny instead.

"No, this is specifically for you, take it."

When he gets to him room, he walks toward his trash can, opening it with the tip of his boot. He gives one more look at the toy, his mood souring before throwing it into the trash. He goes on about his day, training, signing paper work, drills. Doing anything to ignore the pain stinging memories that the toy brought back. Emotions that were buried thousands of feet deep it could reach hell itself. Later, he lies awake in bed, staring at the ceiling, avoiding looking at the cylinder shape that's calling for him in his peripheral.

Fuck.

He pulls the covers off vigorously and stomps over to the trash can. He is standing over it like he's trying to intimidate it, as if it was an enemy he's trying to get rid of in battle. To anyone else, the scene would look comical.

He sighs to himself and reaches down to take out the toy he so cruelly threw away. He sets it on his desk and quickly walks toward his bed, facing away from his desk.

The next day, he wakes up feeling different. He swears he sees his room more vibrant, more lively. That energy follows him through out the day, having his other teammates notice his rather bright mood.

You catch him in the hallway. Pulling him aside to ask him about the paper work you left at his desk this morning. Of course, he notices the way you smile brightly, more so than usual. But he notices that you're not looking at him. More like looking at something next to him.

"What's got you so cheery?"

You turn to look up at him, feeling a bit embarrassed.

"I just..." You take a quick glance at the spot next to him, before bringing your eyes back upon his.

"I just hope you liked your gift." The same bright smile appearing on your face.

He stares at you, examining your words. Your expression.

You think you see his eyes crinkle a bit.

"Yea,"

"I liked it."

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost #simon riley x reader #medium!reader #Joseph really liked his toy airplane #Honestly this was her way of giving his nephew toys without her bring up that she sees dead people #she can't be like “Ghost let me gift Joseph something” #he would be like “How the fawk you know who that is??” #sorry for errors its so late #but yea ill have more soon #I just cant figure out how to traumatize Gaz and Soap #Only Ghost and Price #love to see the old men suffer #ghost simon riley #ghost x reader