#speaking cow

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday May 24.

Cows have regional accents

MooooooooooooÖ

Allow us to broaden your minds for one moment. We know what you're thinking—I love cows, but I simply have to know: do they moo in different accents to one another? It is a great question, and you would be far from the first person to have posed yourself such a query. Well, the good news is here this Wednesday, May 24, as we have that very answer for you. They're chunky, lovely, and unrelenting milk machines: and now we can answer, definitively, whether #cows commoonicate (sorry) in different regional accents. Don't believe us? Well, we refer you to Exhibit A:

Exhibit A.

#today on tumblr #cows #accents #facts #learning #interesting #moo #oi bruv #moo innit #farmcore #moooooooo #highland cow #cows of the world #speaking cow

[classicslesbianopinions]

the other thing about being disabled in academia is everyone is like "yeah we can't do much about the buildings they're old :/" as if "old" being a synonym for "inaccessible" isn't just a constant reminder that the people who built the school did not imagine that someday someone like me might study there

#mod felix #obviously there's some stuff that's way more accessible with like. electricity. like. i can get to the second floor. for example #but like. it's still possible to have. for example. ramps. if you as a culture value disabled people and their work #i miss when i was at a school where 'these are old buildings' meant 'these buildings were built for cows instead of people' #rather than 'these buildings were built for students just not students like you' #and of course this is another one that applies to many marginalized groups and like. many groups more than disabled people #in the sense that like. my school was also built to explicitly exclude people of color. for example #but i speak from my own experience and my own experience is characterized by ableism more than anything else #but like . again if you read this and you're like 'this feels like it applies to me in ways unrelated to disability' #well it probably does.

[frogchiro]

hyena (or wolf or fox) graves (or alerudy up to u), seeing a breach in a fence in price’s farm, he fits through it, and goes searching for food but instead finds sweet little cow reader sunbathing

farmer price damn near has an aneurysm and keeps her away in her pen for a little bit for her safety :( graves still always comes back, and finds other ways to cow reader even after price patches his fences

Coyote!Graves just wanted a quick snack but he found a goddamn meal!! The farmland and the fences border with a large forest and some of the boards aren't as strong and well maintained as the ones closer so it wasn't that hard to find a weak spot to break through and get into the pasture, especially for someone as quick and agile as Philip!!

He wanted to sneak in, grab some eggs, maybe snatch some veggies too while he's at it but what did he find instead? A cute fluffy cowgirl sunning, laid out like a perfect meal with tits visibly heavy with milk and well...who would Graves be if he didn't get a little something out of it??

And you're so right😭 Price would almost collapse when he went out to check on his best girl only to find you on your back with that fucking blond coyote bc you BET this isn't the first time Price encountering Philip messing around on his farm, be it stealing chicken and eggs or messing around with his bulls and now THIS >:(

He's stuck to your tit and suckling like a babe all while humping you like crazy, your thighs and belly shining with cum and the worst part is that Graves had the sheer audacity to growl at him when he got near >:(

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #coyote philip is resource guarding his lil cow♡ #cod mw x reader #cod x reader #philip graves x reader #graves x reader #john price x reader

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him #I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭 #if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is) #he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED) #the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!! #literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

[literallyjusttoa]

In reference to my last post, Apollo also has a giant plush of one of his sacred cattle. Why? Because I SAID SO, and what I SAY IS REAL AND TRUE. Idk if y'all know this but I'm actually Lester Papadopoulos in the flesh so everything I say about ToA is 100% canon material.

#trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #apollart #Apollo is obsessed with cows because I am obsessed with cows #and as discussed earlier we are the same person so- #sunny speaks

[evilwickedme]

The thing is Wilson is thrice divorced, deeply fucked up, works in a highly demanding field that leaves little free time, and in a psychosexual homoerotic relationship with his best friend. He's like a walking red flag. I would marry him though

#house #house md #it's those cow brown eyes. they get me #james wilson #gail speaks

[ghouljams]

ig keeps showing me reels of swfarriers. and i'm like that's simon if he became a horse girl instead of military 👉🏻👈🏻

I can totally see Ghost becoming a hoof doctor. I think he likes cows more than horses, big puppies that they are. He worries over the poor creatures and notices right away if a cow has gone lame. Always talking and cooing at the lady as he trims her hoof and treats whatever defect has developed.

Of course Ghost as a farrier is also so good, don't get me wrong. Got his own little skull shaped brand that he sticks on every shoe he fits. He has the most insane fitting practices, but he's the best so what can you do.

I just think Ghost is an animal guy. Despite his half a dog joke in the games I think he's got a soft spot for animals, very much a "they're just animals they don't know any better" kind of guy. If you're complaining about your dog getting into the trash or tearing up the house he just stares you down and goes "How's the dog supposed to know not ta do that? It's a dog."

You will never catch him admitting he likes animals though. He's the dad that complains about getting a pet and says he doesn't like them but a week later he's asleep with the critter on top of him.

#ghoul speaks #I think he likes cows because they're big and stupid #and come right up and bonk him with their big heads #Ghost likes any animal that can push him around #simon ghost riley

[colonoscopys]

eddie’s face is so ‘he’s alive!!!!! he’s here!!!! he’s next to me!!!! he’s so funny and handsome and charming!!!!!! but most importantly he’s mine!!!!”

#big brown cow eyes faceass i fucking hate you #911 spoilers #why would you do this to me #911 fox #r speaks

[shourue]

SAYORI NENDOROID MY BELOVED

#SHE IS THE CUTEST PATOOTSIT #THE TINY MR COW #doki doki literature club #ddlc #ddlc sayori #txt #rue speaks

[fanaticalthings]

Imagine the batkids using incredibly absurd objects as units of measurement to confuse the people around them:

Jason: Oh wow! The closet space in this room is huge!

Jason: You could fit like– three average-sized male bodies in here.

Bruce:

Jason, tearing up: It's perfect.

____

Damian: I think this watchtower room is inadequate. If you multiplied Batcow's surface area by 16, she would not fit in here.

JL: ???

Damian: It is unacceptable.

____

Dick, at a crime scene that took place inside a mansion: The infrastructure of this place is impressive! Especially the main hall. I'd live here!

Cop: Uh-why?

Dick: It has enough space to fit Batman's dinosaur at least 4 times!

Cop: His-his what? Batman's what??

#i had to search up how much space a cow took up #i did not get the answer i wanted. apparently people dont usually measure the surface area of a single cow :/ #i like to think this habit started off as a way to mess with bruce but was incorporated into their everyday way of speaking lmao #bruce: who the hell told me to get 6 batarang cases worth of bread?? i mean i understood what you meant but why??? #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batfamily #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #fanatical posting

[f1-stuff]

Las Vegas GP '23 // P2 in Quali + 10-place grid drop

"Very disappointed, as you can imagine, because I would love to be fighting for the win tomorrow. And unless something extraordinary happens...I will have to do a comeback race that, hopefully, I can enjoy at least, and do a good job."

#big wet cow eyes strike again #kissing his nose and nuzzling into his neck as we speak #carlos sainz #Las Vegas GP '23 #2023 #gifs #mine #formula one #f1 #ferrari #las vegas gp 2023

[grand-romantic]

Reactions to my MC roasting the life out of Belphagore for ever assuming he had any chance to be in my vicinity

#the dragon speaks #greasy ugly clown cow bastard die #obey me #shall we date obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen #obey me raphael #tier list #teehee

[literallyjusttoa]

Took a lil break from drawing bc I unexpectedly got busy, but here's some doodles of a fun world where Apollo just stuck with the first thing he was the god of (shepherding) and lived on Delos with his mom instead of ascending to Olympus. Because Apollo's life would've been so much happier if he got to live with his mom as an immortal farmer. He deserves this.

#Basically what if Leto won custody in the divorce #Artemis is here too she just hunts so she spends less time on the farm #I actually think the fact that Apollo is the god of shepherds is super underrated bc it's yet another cool parallel with Artemis #Also it connects him to cows and goats and sheep and chickens #which are like the best animals in the world sry not sry #and WOLVES AND DOGS TOO #Apollo is a catboy but he is also a Dog Owner #trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #sunny speaks #apollart

[honeynclove]

what the fuck is bro wearing

#☕️!- clove speaks #Like Martha speaks #I do a tier ranking of the obey me outfits and the bottom tier is just titled belphegor #HE LOOKS GOOD IN SOME CARDS #hate this mf so badly actually #redesigning him first and giving him a cow patterned cardigan what do we think boys #piers complains about belphegors outfits

[ghouljams]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0ZebvPx6vY/?igshid=ODhhZWM5NmIwOQ==

I saw this and I couldn't help but send it to you!

Which one of your darlings or the boys would do this to their child?

Also what baby do you think would react like this?

Definitely a Soap move giving the baby a pepper, so it's gotta be one of his kids. Which means cowboy babies.

I do think he tried something like this with baby Frog and she started crying. Ghost glared at him so hard he thought it might actually kill him. Little miss got scooped up and babied, very mean Soap.

So he's gotta do it to his own kid. I think I said his oldest is a girl, but that just means it's Moon's daughter, and the "not a quitter" thing is absolutely genetic. Soap gets treated to his lovely wife's glare in miniature, and laughs hard enough to cry himself. Moon tries to get the pepper out of baby's mouth but to no avail, her hand gets bat away and the baby's little forehead just creases as her frown deepens. Glaring at her poor daddy who will be on diaper duty for the next week. (I think all the Mactavish children perfect their momma's glare before they can talk, just a gaggle of tiny but disapproving frowns)

#ghoul speaks #x oc #cod x oc #baby jams #ghoul babies #love the cow-babies #they're so so cute #the first word of every Mactavish child is a swear #Soap cannot breathe he laughs so hard hearing his baby go “fuck!”

[pianokantzart]

Ok but WHY DID THEY GO SO FUCKING HARD ON THAT TAKE?? LIKE HOLY CRAP, ARE THEY OKAY?!

I don't know enough about anime to know Luigi's voice actor, but I know that Mario's voice actor was Light Yagami from Death Note, and I know enough about Death Note to know he was going to do a banger job.

He did not disappoint. That was PAINFUL.

#I feel his speaking voice was a little low for Mario? #but he more than makes up for it with the amount of passion in his delivery #also props to Luigi's voice actor too #Overall I kinda prefer Charlie Day but Tasuku Hatanaka absolutely KILLED IT in that separation scene holy cow #askbox #niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian