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bestial4ngel · 6 months
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S T U R G E O N S T A M P S ! !
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ruporas · 10 months
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the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.
happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)
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[Y/N is having dinner at Alastor’s place]
Human!Alastor, cutting meat : And so I said to myself that if I didn’t become a radio host by 39 I was just gonna become a serial killer *laughs*
Y/N, suddenly feeling nervous : 🙂
Y/N : Well how old are you now? I’m getting nervous 😅
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redadidassneakers · 3 months
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Regulus: *looking at James*
James: yes?
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Regulus: so you’re not going to ask me to be your Valentine?
James: what?
Regulus: it’s next week and you haven’t asked me
James: I just thought it was a given since we’re dating-
Regulus: pah-lease I know you’re in love with someone else
James: no!
Regulus: another year, another lonely Valentine’s Day
James: Reggie I’m sorry, do you want to be my Valentine?
Regulus: oh so NOWWWW you ask me after I’ve guilt tripped you?!
James: what-
Regulus: I see how it is
James: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you think I didn’t love you
Regulus: *sighs* it’s fine
James: so will you be my Valentine?
Regulus: asking me twice in one minute, someone’s sounding desperate
James: I give up
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Hannibal + text posts part 3 (part 2)
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theaceofarrows · 5 months
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Red Hood: [punches Riddler goon]
Red Hood: Call me boughs of holly, the way I be decking peoples halls
Batman: Hood-
Nightwing: Call me Christmas cookie, the way I be looking like a snack
Batman: Nightwing-
Nightwing: [kicks another goon before striking a pose]
Batman: I thought asked you both not to say that on patrol
Red Hood: You did
Nightwing: But Spoiler had a very strong argument on why we should say it
Batman: Which was?
Red Hood: She said "but it would really annoy Batman If you DID say it"
Nightwing: So obviously, we had too
Spoiler: [whose recording everything] Smile for the camera boys! This is about to become the most viewed piece of footage at the Watchtower!
Batman: [under his breath] this is why I tell everyone I work alone
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I present: tweets that I think riz would post
(full night yorb picture under cut)
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emotionalcowboy18 · 30 days
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Melanie "people like a show" King. Melanie "even if we do ham it up a bit, even if we do add a bit of sparkle, we're still more respected than your lot" King. Melanie "I told them I'd had a vision" King... they could NEVER make me forget about your theatrical flair. your performing artist tendencies. your weird girl swag. I'm in love with you
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padawansuggest · 7 months
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Rex: *five minute tirade about Anakin’s weird mechanic binge last week that resulted in an illegal death ray*
Fox: *still complaining about Palpatine’s ear hair*
Bly: *sighing about Aayla’s beautiful lekku and how she gave him a forehead kiss once*
Cody: …*sipping caff*
Rex: ???
Cody: What?
Rex: Well, go on, what new bullshit is Kenobi getting into lately?
Cody: Not much.
Rex: …he’s calming down finally?
Cody: No, I just found his off button.
Fox: An off button? Where is it?
Cody: The back of his throat.
Bly: …oh my god?!?
Rex: What… don’t you mean the back of his neck?
Cody: Nope. Throat. You know, on the inside.
Rex: OH MY GOD
Bly: *cackling* oh god how often does that happen?
Cody: Whenever he starts to rant and we’re alone.
Rex: …do you think that’ll work on mine?
Cody: Probably. He seems like he’ll turn to goo if you call him a good boy.
Fox: *big sigh* I don’t think that’ll work on mine. I’ll just kill him 😔
Bly: Call me if you need help hiding the body.
Fox: Thanks, Bly. You’re a pal.
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Buck: maddie texted, our parents are visiting next week
Eddie: damn. better call athena, we’re gonna need time to work on my alibi
Buck: your alibi? for what?
Eddie: you didn’t hear the news? your parents were tragically murdered. i, of course, was busy that night as evidenced by my completely legitimate alibi
Buck: you can’t kill my parents, eds
Eddie: *whining* why not??
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dumblr · 1 month
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You might not have been my first love but you were the love that made all other loves seem irrelevant.
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jolynejay · 1 year
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Which one is it, Malleus
Malleus & Yuu/MC: having a Gargoyle Research Club meeting (aka going on a stroll at night infodumping at each other)
Yuu/MC: That reminds me, there is something I wanted to ask you.
Malleus: What is weighing on your mind, child of man?
Yuu/MC: Do you like gargoyles because they remind you of yourself - a living relic from a bygone time whose purpose has become largely obsolete due to the advancement of technology and society, only able to watch eternally from afar as people go about their lives without ever truly belonging to that world and no perspective for the future of your own as those you call kin slowly fade away?
Yuu/MC: Or do you like them "just because"?
Malleus:
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blackopals-world · 3 months
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Mommy Group Meeting
Marine Biologist!Yuu!Yuu: Well I bottle-fed Violetta. Azul was very involved so after he started feeding her she preferred the bottle.
Vet!Yuu: Lucky you, there never seems to be enough milk in my house. After Vita was born Nuru wanted to be nursed again at 3 years old and cried when I said no. Then we adopted Kato and he still needed to be breastfed too. Let's not talk about Leona. I don't think I've stopped lactating in 3 and a half years.
Nurse!Yuu: (pregnant) I refuse to breastfeed on principle. I'd rather not risk losing a nip dealing with eel teeth. It's a risky game as is with Floyd.
Special Forces!Yuu: We switched up between nursing and bottle. Worked out for us. Mostly because Rook was incessant that that I had had enough time with the babies as is after carrying them for 9 months and he wanted more time with them.
Nurse!Yuu: How many does that make it for you two? About 4 kids now? I don't think I could take more than one as is. God forbid it's twins.
Jester!Yuu: (currently nursing their twins, Koko and Jojo, tired as hell) Hey, fuck you too.
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(If you ever wonder, yes I'm always around kids and and mothers.)
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crueldesire · 3 months
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i’ll be whatever you make me, lisa villemaire
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