I might write this, but anyone can feel free to use this:
When Kallus gets a tauntaun on Hoth, he becomes a horse girl. He gives them names, he brushes and feeds them during his free time. One time Han Solo finds him doing this when returning his own tauntaun. Given their history, how much they hate each other, and their combined capacity for being smarmy bitches (I love them both so much) Han immediately starts making fun of him.
"Good for you, Kallus. You finally found your people"
Then he says something along the lines of "spend enough time down here, and you'll smell worse than your boyfriend. Or is that why you like it down here? Looking for a new partner?"
Han doesn't actually dislike Zeb at all. They would probably get along pretty well if given the chance. He's just being immature and mean to piss Kal off.
Anyways, Kal sicks the tauntauns after him.
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It's easy for the dead to tell you to fight, and maybe it's true, maybe fighting is useless. Perhaps it's too late. But I'll tell you this, if I could do it again, I'd wake up early and be fighting those bastards from the start!
Since I don't have much energy for hobby stuff these days, and even a closed display cabinet needs dusting every so often, I decided to go back and photograph some slightly older models with the benefit of the black backdrop and the ring light and the magic phone and all that.
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Princess Leia has hidden on a closed Millennium Falcon with Han Solo three days in a row while Echo Base is in lockdown. The Rogues are obsessed with what this may or may not mean, and Wes Janson takes it upon himself to dig up the truth.
Absolute Echo Base nonsense. If you want to get picky, this is technically canon divergent, though no one can prove it didn't happen.
Written for the @yearoftheotpevent - November prompt: Secret relationship (reveal)
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“Bad news,” Wes Janson announced to the Rogues hanging around in the hangar after the midday meal on day seven. “Rieekan saw the skates and said they can’t go within ten meters of a tauntaun even if we have the engineers confirm that they can hold the weight—“
“Shh,” Hobbie said, interrupting Wes and waving vaguely to silence him. He was staring at the Millennium Falcon along with Wedge and Dak.
Wes followed their sight line and saw Chewbacca walk down the ramp and head down the corridor that led to the mess. “What?”
“This is the third day in a row,” Dak muttered.
“That we noticed,” Hobbie added.
Wedge caught Wes’ eye. “I’m changing my bet to kiss.”
Wes raised his eyebrows. He had several betting pools going at any given moment, but only one contained kiss as an option and Wedge’s change would pay out a fair number of credits if he was right. “What did you see?” he demanded, concerned if the others got wind of whatever information Wedge had, he’d owe more credits than he had to his name.
“Organa has been walking with Solo to his ship around lunch. They board, Chewbacca leaves, ramp goes up,” Dak said. “Three days in a row.”
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