Decepticons as cats. SFW, under the cut for space.
Megatron: Longhair gray maine coon who demands grooming. Too proud to let you cuddle him... most times. Will dig at the food container when hungry. You get him a grand cathouse- and he chooses to sleep in a box too small for him. Only enjoys catnip toys. Always tries to fight stray cats through the glass doors.
Starscream: Orange and white jerk cat who pushes stuff off of shelves, tables, etc when you don't pay attention to him. Zoomies come accompanied with loud and long yowling. Has to occasionally have a cone because he overgrooms due to stress... will bite in protest. Demands attention then suddenly wants to play. Isn't neutered.
Dialogue courtesy of @starscrumpt : "If you do not pick me up and cuddle me within thirty seconds, I will push this mug off this table and it will shatter upon impact! I know this is your favorite mug, and you'll never be able to use it again!!"
Soundwave: Tuxedo who's mostly quiet. You think he's a boy until he suddenly has kittens, then you accept him as a trans boy who now has a bunch of sons- how are the kittens so chaotic when their father is so calm? He will steal things to give to the kittens. Sleeps next to your pillow with one eye on the kits. Always brings the babies to you when busy. Likes watching ASMR videos with you.
Blitzwing: Bengal cat who goes from 0 to 100 in a split second. Sleeping one second, zoomies in the next. Sleeps on your face whenever possible. Goes insane for canned food. Will fight you for butter. Likes water. Demands to drink your cereal milk. Cuddles then sudden attack!! Loafs and stares at the ghosts in every room- growls when you try to stop him. Collects socks.
Shockwave: Sphynx. Spends most of his time on a cat shelf, judging everyone. Stares out the window, planning demise for the birds and squirrels. Chronically tries to escape to the great outdoors... but freezes in the backyard (easy to grab him and drag him back indoors). Tends to try to jump on things but fails and lands facefirst on the floor.
Lugnut: Huuuuuge gray cat. Likes to watch the TV. Always guilty when he gets in trouble. Loud meows. Gets his head stuck in things all the time. Cat no like banana. Scared of the printer. Tries to groom Megatron but Megatron bites him :(
Blackarachnia: The spider that Shockwave brought in after an escape attempt. Blitzwing plays with her until Soundwave's kittens eat her. [Sorry if you're a Blackarachnia fan. I do not like her, for her actions against my boi Blitzwing. There is a bias here]
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Blitzbee headcanons?
Sfw/nsfw?
oooh my first hc ask!
SFW:
Blitzwing runs extra hot whenever he gets a fever, and vice versa if he gets cybertronian pneumonia/hypothermia. Bumblebee will lay with him with either a blanket or purposefully turn his internal temperature down to cool him off or warm him up.
Blitzwing carries Bumblebee on his shoulders.
If Bumblebee gets hurt, Ratchet has to physically fight to get to him because Blitzwing will grab him, scurry to their room, and hiss/shoot fire or ice at anyone who comes near.
One of Blitzwing's pet names for Bumblebee is Ärgern, which is German for "act of annoyance."
NSFW below the cut:
Blitzwing has huge pouches with markings on them. Bee loves tugging the nozzles and watching him squirm.
Bee has smaller pouches, but has lots of piercings. Blitzwing gets him back by tugging on them while watching him squeak.
Bee is a switch. He loves trying to take Blitzwing's spike (which is about the size of his thigh) but also loves spiking his lover.
Bumblebee has had to stay in his hab for a day a few times because Blitzwing's transfluid has made him look pretty much pregnant
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BLITZWING LOOKS SO COOL OMG I love him dearly and I'd love to see more of him in the AU!! Kissing the top of his head he's so perfect
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Tiktok:lord._.pufik
My babies👐
Менин балдарым👐
translator:
diversionary maneuver
Bumblebee : wait, where are the other two?
Blitzwing: grab him GUYS!!!
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Commission post
I do commissions
payment: p*ypal
will do: OC, canon, nsfw
won't do: illegal stuff, hateful stuff, etc
price: (mostly depends on how difficult the design is. the tfa art style is easier than tfp for example)
sketch: between 10€ and 30€
lineart: plus 10€
flat colors: plus 5€
shading: between plus 10€ and 30€
my art:
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